“deres a time when da chikz becum even dumma dan normal. dey get all angry an grumpy ya see. when dey get like dis we put dem in smashas. dey seemed ta like it bein dere so we made loads of dem hurhurhur”
- - Kal'kuir
“These things identified as 'smashas' just arrived, and tore up the planet with ease. The inhabitants of that world were destroyed by 30m tall walkers with surprisingly strong weapons rampaging across the city and exploding everything in sight. There were very few survivors, as the survivors were shot down.”
Da Smashas were developed during Da Moovment, when the Loron's Chikz were often getting too old to reproduce, thus useless to Da Rogue Boyz. The Chikz were placed inside these machines, where not only did they become immortal, but retain use to Da Rogue Boyz.
The Smashas weren't improved much by the Tralkikianoe, as little was needed to improve them; they were simply given zero-point energy weaponry, as well as antimatter grenades to replace their original ones.
Smashas are giant robots over thrice the size of most Loron. Their arms, when in combat, are simply weapons, although can be swapped for arms with harms.
Smashas will not have any real emotions, and will simply tear apart all in sight, with their long range weapons; Smashas don'thave many close range weapons, as they have little need for them.
Smashas have no spcial abilities.
For attacks, Smashas have:
- Propa Big Blastas
- Antimatter grenade launchers
These weapons make the Smashas deadly in long range. Their close range weaponry, however, isn't as efficient. When their arms are swapped for hands, they can use blades and wrestling, but not much else in the way of combat.
Smashas have tough albative armour and phasic deflector shields.
Smashas are useful at tearing apart enemies at long range, meaning that while the rest of the army covers the close range issues, the Smashas can attack from long range.