Hello, I am a random black hole 712.38 light-years from the core of M87 that recently decided to become part of SporeWiki. I used to be a luminous blue variable of 413.28 solar masses, but I went hypernova by photodisintegration, and became a 291.34 solar mass black hole. My binary companion is a blue supergiant of 231.34 solar masses, and is extremely fluffy, filling up its Roche lobe and allowing me to feed on it, releasing X-rays from my accretion disk.
I began to play Spore a couple of years ago, and have been playing ever since. I also like building redstone contraptions in minecraft. As for how a black hole can possibly use a keyboard, that is a trade secret. My solution to the light-lag between M87 and the Milky Way is also a trade secret.
Please do not try to build a shellworld around me. Thank you!