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Announcing The Unification of Coriusian![]

Ghuv’al of the MotSE
I, Emperor Ghuv’al of Coriusian, will announce the complete unification of my galaxy!


Too long has Coriusian been divided! Too long has it’s potential been held down by petty squabbling! Too long has Coriusian been in conflict!

So I propose a deal, all nations of Coriusian, will you stand united under our banner? Will you join us for the greater good? For the 3rd Imperium of Coriusian? And, will you pledge your allegiance to me? To your Emperor?


The C.O.G of the Corlinian Provinces of the MotSE
Praised be the Emperor!
The Pip Empire
Praised be the Emperor?
Grand Chief Caljorn Hexlington of Grand Velcovia
Nay!
Ziloa of the Batorok Union
Never!
C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
Question, would you give us 60% of our former territories and turn the Coriusian C.O.G back to the C.O.R.E, in exchange we’ll ally you and have Feni declare you the legitimate. What do you say? Deal or not?
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
I’ll accept these terms.
Feni Wen
Ghuv’al, based off this, it seems I have no choice. Okay, (sigh), Ghuv’al, I hear by declare you the.. the new Emperor of Coriusian? N-no, this doesn’t feel morally correct, ehh.. I need time to think!
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
What’s so difficult? You’ve got little to lose.
Feni Wen
I beg to differ, this deal would have major impacts...
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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

No. The Corlinians will not be made a puppet state of these megalomaniacal impurists.
Come to us, children of Coriusian- embrace the Light, not the Darkness.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, C.O.R.E.?!


We could've won them, brothers, we already had a plan, we just needed to put it in motion. You can't just leave your people when it needs you most and become shadow of your former self. Think of the 40% of the innocent citizens still under his tyrannical rule, our intel has indeed shown they are being enslaved. Why are you submitting to him? Have ye truly lost all faith in thyselves?
C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
My algorithms predicted it was the best choice out of 100^20 outcomes, so I’ve done so. It may have come with a hefty cost, but that’s my purpose, to chose what’s best for my people, no matter the cost.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

So you chose 40% of your entire population getting enslaved over fighting for your freedom?
Cowards. You have lost all faith with this move.
C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
Okay, do you not know that the MotSE has total control of the galaxy. And also, Purity, what do you mean you had it covered? The MotSE has occupied about all of your territory in Coriusian! Also, there is a difference between cowardice and realizing that charging into MotSE fortifications is suicidal!
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Suicidal? I risked my damn life for my freedom, and so did the Americans and damn Spodians for their own!
A true leader leads his men until the last one! A true leader fights against tyranny!
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Commandant Oji'b
What does America have to do with this? Is...is someone breaking the fourth wall?
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendantsn
I believe that C.O.R.E. has chosen the best course of action for it and its people. Saving as many as they possibly can from a terrible fate to fight again another day. A difficult if ultimately necessary decision.
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Probably America is being mentioned because they were perhaps the most significant precursor to POTATO. In any case, we would not know about having to fight for freedom anyways, we emerged in a bloodless coup.


Have a nice day!
JBot, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision and Cyber JDivision
I may have something about "America" in my archives, let's see...

The Republic of New Americana is an intergalactic union between the former states of Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisana and a minor colonial power in the Milky Way, Andromeda, and Mirus galaxies. As a nation state, it was founded with the unification of Texas, Oklahoma, Louisana, and Arkansas into one political entity after the Texan Revolution of the 22nd century.

- JSearch Result
Oh, yes... we have a JClient like that... well remembered...
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Representing the Republic of New Americana is:Ambassador Austin
HEY! IS SOMEBODY TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT OUR COUNTRY?

Oh, wait, it's just you. Hey, JCompany!
JBot, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision and Cyber JDivision
Hey there! This remind me: I need more oil... I will be back in a minute...
C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
...
Feni Wen
I, I think Ipliq might be right in this case.
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
If you dare to recede your part of deal, I shall do so as well..
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
So none of you realized that the Corlinians could have pretended to agree, and then betrayed MotSe later? Granted, we do not know much about your situation, but either MotSe is bad or they are not. If MotSe is bad, then you could have temporarily saved 60% of your population and still built up the resources to take back the other forty percent. If MotSe is good, then MotSe is good, and accepting the deal would allow the United Corlinian Empire to retain territory and keep its power. Either way, accepting the deal is better than not doing so.

Disclaimer: We know next to nothing about what is happening over there (there could be extenuating circumstances that we do not know of), we are just pointing this out.

Have a nice day!
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
To claim the 3rd Imperium of Coriusian is either very good or very bad is nonsensical. Things are never purely black or white. And personally, I’d say my faction is just, yet strict..


So, whatever you’d classify that as is up to your interpretation...
Feni Wen
When you phrase it like that, Nivenians, it makes more sense to accept the deal. So, (sigh) I will pass the title of Emperor to you, Ghuv’al. We shall accept the terms we proposed.
THE PURITY
Fine, less territory to liberate. You know it very well Ghuv'al that you have made a mistake by your own foolishness. A mistake I will personally make sure won't go unpunished.

Incoming headache...[]

... zzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
  • JOmnivore: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!... JCREEPY! What the hell are you doing here?! ... Where are we?!
  • JCreepy: Well, "JBoss"... we should be in a meeting at the JCompany headquarters. However, your secretary alerted me that you was not there, so I found you here, at the Empathy JSuite, the most expensive JSuite of the JPalms Casino Resort, the greatest complex of JEntertainment JBuildings of all JOmnivore planet...
  • JOmnivore: ... it explains this damn headache... I... I was in that party in the JCompany headquarters... then I wanted to show the planet to the Nivenians... the Nivenians! Where are they?!
  • JCreepy: Don't worry. They're fine. I found them in my way here... some of them are still getting sober, however, so my people are helping them... after all, we need them to build the electromagnetic accelerators and decelerators for the UTU wormholes...
  • JOmnivore: ...ah, stop to sound creepy for at least once, please!... oh, my head... oh, my leg too... ops, sorry...
  • JCreepy: Oh, yes, be careful with all these drunk hookers in your bed and around the room... you can trip over some of them...
  • JOmnivore: Oh, give me a break!... wait, where is my JCamera?
  • JOmnivore: My JCamera... it was with me... oh, here!... wait, is it broadcasting?!


JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
What?! Sophram?! Are you there?! Oh, I am so sorry!
  • JCreepy: Hey, give me this! Go take a cold shower and start to think about go to rehab! Let me handle everything...
  • JOmnivore: ... I am so sorry! What was I thinking?! ...
JCreepy, Genius of JCompany Science JDivision
To anyone listening this: Do not worry. Everything is under control...
Hello! And thank all of you for joining me in this press conference promoted by the Board of JShareholders of JCompany!

Many of you are my JFriends! Many of you know me! Many of you have cheered for me, or worked with me, or supported me, and now, every one of you has good reason to be critical of me!

I want to say to each of you, simply, and directly, I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in recently!

I know people want to find out how I could be so selfish and so foolish! And while I have always tried to be a private person, there are some things I want to say!

I am aware of the pain my behavior has caused! I have let you down! I have let down my JFriends! For many of you, my behavior has been a personal disappointment! To those of you who work for me, I have let you down, personally and professionally! My behavior has caused considerable worry to my JShareholders, JEmployees, JClients and JCitizens!

I know I have severely disappointed all of you! I have made you question who I am and how I have done the things I did! I am embarrassed that I have put you in this position! For all that I have done, I am so sorry! I have a lot to atone for!

I was wrong! I was foolish! I don't get to play by different rules! The same boundaries that apply to everyone apply to me! I brought this shame on myself!

My failures have made me look at myself in a way I never wanted to before! It is now up to me to make amends! And that starts by never repeating the mistakes I have made! It is up to me to start living a life of integrity!

It is hard to admit that I need help! But I do! Even before the recent events, I was in inpatient therapy, receiving guidance for the issues I'm facing from the greatest specialists in JSector! Now I will dedicate myself to therapy full-time! I am willing to go the treatment outside JSector if needed to! I have a long way to go! But I've taken my first steps in the right direction!

The JCompany Board of JShareholders will administrate the company in my absence, as usual! So all company activities will proceed as normal!

Finally, there are many people in the First GIgaquadrant who believed in me! Today, I want to ask for your help! I ask you to find room in your hearts to one day believe in me again! Thank you!

  • JGoofy reporter: Hello! JMTV JNews here! Do you have any news about the Nivenian high-ranking member kidnapped during the JCompany party?
  • Supreme Ambassador JCute: ... hello... ahn, I can inform that the Nivenian was turned up a hostage of a Nivenian terrorist group derived from a defunct corporation named "FusiTech", but the hostage was freed and is in safety now. The JCompany JPeacekeepers are working with the Nivenian Empire to investigate the terrorists...
  • JGoofy reporter: Will that event affect the implementation of UTU wormholes improvements to Nivenia Empire?
  • Genius JCreepy: ...hi... the works will proceed as normal... I believe the JCompany will increase security, right?
  • Supreme Ambassador JCute: Right, JCreepy... the Tycoon won't answer any more questions. Thank you all!...


Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Well, we do have several theraputic centers in the Nivenian Empire. About the kidnapping, that sort of thing happens whenever anyone important gets drunk, so it is certainly not your fault. We would also like to let you know that with the assistance of your JPeacekeepers, we have managed to apprehend five of the seven kidnappers. Their parent organization is proving more elusive, though.


Have a nice day!
JCute, Supreme Ambassador of JCompany Bureaucrat JDivision and 4th Defense JDivision
Dear Nivenian Empire Board of Technology,

The Tycoon informed me that he appreciated and accepted your offer. He is on his way to Nivenia Prime, alongside his own therapists, to seek for the best treatment for his case.

It's surely good JNews that the exemplary coordination of JCompany JPeacekeeper forces and Nivenian security forces during the investigation provided such success against the kidnappers. Let's continue our efforts to arrest the remaining terrorists.

Sincerely and thanks,

Supreme Ambassador JCute, JCompany Bureaucrat JDivision
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Wonderful! We are happy to help.


Have a nice day!

Selling food![]

Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello Empires of the Gigaquadrant. We currently have a surplus of around 200 Quadrillion metric tons of food per year, and we would currently likw to sell some of it. We are willing to grow and sell food of your chooseing (conditions may apply - see here), in exchange for twice the food's weight in phosphate rocks. This deal will be active Ianuaria 1, 26 NE to Ianuaria 1, 27 NE.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello Empires of the Gigaquadrant. Due to the fact that it is 26 NE now, any deals made here wil be active from Ianuaria 1, 27 NE to Ianuaria 1, 28 NE.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
JLesma (2).png JSlugger, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision
HELLO! PLEASED TO MEET YOU!

THE JCOMPANYS ARE EXPANDING TO UNINHABITED WORLDS! WE WILL HAVE LOTS OF ROCKS TO OFFER, AND WILL NEED LOTS OF FOOD! THE BOARD OF JSHAREHOLDERS RECOMMENDED YOU NIVENIANS TO TRADE!

LET'S TRADE ALL YOUR SURPLUS FOR NOW! WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO ESTABLISH OURSELVES IN THE NEW WORLDS WHILE THIS TRADE IS ACTIVE! WHAT YOU SAY?!
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Okay, so to review the terms requested, 281,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons of food per year will be provided to JCompany in exchange for 281,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons of phosphates for the Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits.

To confirm this deal, please enter the security code which will be sent to Intergalactic Traveler JSlugger.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
JSlugger, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision
NICE!

I WILL TRANSMIT THE CODE, HOLD ON...

DAMN, WHERE IS MY JEYEBOT?!... OH, HERE...

JINTERFACE... YEAH, YEAH,,. JMAIL... HERE...

aon74fjO8tEFhfd47d533fIBe22

THERE YOU GO! NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

You have JCaps on, JSlugger. . .
JSlugger, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision
WHAT?! I DON'T!

PEOPLE LOOKS TO ME AND EXCEPT ME TO HAVE A THIN VOICE!

NO, SIR! WE JSLUGGERS TALKS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!
JBot, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision and Cyber JDivision
Don't bother, Premier. JSluggers always talks like that to try to compensate for something...
JSlugger, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision
LOOK WHO IS TALKING! YOU JBOTS WHO TURNED YOURSELVES INTO MACHINES TO COMPENSATE FOR EVERYTHING!
JBot, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision and Cyber JDivision
Oh, let's not start this talk in front of our JClients, alright?!
JSlugger, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision
... YEAH, WHATEVER!...
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Thank you for confirming the identification code! We are looking forward to doing business with you!

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello,

We are actually very interested in learning more about the JBot advances in cybernetics. As many Nivenians are cybernetic augmentation enthusiasts, it would be nice if some representatives of the JBot race could make a special appearance at the 234th annual Imperial Cybernetics Summit on Dekemurios 13 of 26 NE. Will you be able to come?

Have a nice day!
JBot, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision and Cyber JDivision
Oh, hi!

Sure, I will love to travel to the Nivenia Prime and meet the Tycoon there... ops, sorry, the summit will be at the Nivenia A ringworld 11, right? I received the online update just now.

No problem. I will be there and make a full interactive presentation showing all the capacities of our JBot JCybernetics!
JSlugger, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision
AH, YOU ARE JUST SHOWING OFF NOW!
JBot, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision and Cyber JDivision
Don't worry, JSlugger. I can show the benefits of your little JEyebots for the most conservative audience too.
JSlugger, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision
GRR...
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello again,

We are very happy that you decided to join us at the summit! Nivenia Prime is not actually too far away from Nivenia A Ringworld 11, so it would not be hard to arrange complimentary transportation to Nivenia Prime to visit Tycoon JOmnivore after the summit. Several members of our cybernetics sub-committee are very enthusiastic about your presentation, and turnout is forecasted to be greatly higher than average.

We are all very enthusiastic to have you here, so thank you for taking the time to join us.

Have a nice day!
JBot, Intergalactic Traveler of the JCompany Tourism JDivision and Cyber JDivision
Nice! My people and I will be ready for the summit! And to finally see the JBoss personally recovered from that party, hehe...

The New Spodia Wars will come to an end.[]

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Greetings, Spodists and Purists of the Gigaquadrant.

As you know, we have been locked in a war of independence against the diabolical United Republic, who, despite our numerous attempts to make peace with, have refused our offers and continue a war of bloodshed against our movement.
I know that Spodians have committed some atrocities along the way, but let it be known that we do not condone this behavior, and that any and all crimes committed by our militias are *not* government sponsored.
This is a war to restore and celebrate the culture of an ancient people that has been buried and shamed by the United Republic, not to bring corruption and hatred into your worlds.
To the United Republic, your situation is very, very, grim. Although you were successful in momentarily establishing a coalition to fight your enemies, your base has fallen apart, and there is nobody else but you to face a war against us.
Seeing the situation, I will ask this once more, and I will ask this for the final time. Accept our peace offers, and the war will be over. I have listed a series of demands for you below. Follow them, and we will be certainly pleased.


LIST OF DEMANDS AGAINST THE UNITED REPUBLIC
Number One: The United Republic will accept the Divinity of Spodia as independent, sovereign state, and respect its borders and claims.
Number Two: The United Republic will sign a 15 year long truce with New Spodia, and this truce will be broken only when either side attacks each-other.
Number Three: The United Republic will not interfere or sabatoge in the politics and government of the Divinity of Spodia. Number Four: The United Republic will recognize the citizens of the Divinity of Spodia as belonging to the Divinity of Spodia.


These are all of our demands, Yuorgi. Time to choose.



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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
We will consider this, but do not expect this peace deal to be followed as verbatim. Letting you get away with 30 billion of our own citizens is laughable.
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Let it be known, my most esteemed "God-Emperor", that if it does not come to pass that an agreement of peace is reached between us and your ally, the Purity, then your conflict with the United Republic will inevitably become much, *much* more complicated.

Your ally’s vain attempts to project their power over Coriusian stands as an affront to the grand order that we here have spent much time and resources trying to build and then maintain. As a show of good will, I freely offer you this advice: that you take the time to tell your ally to very, *very* carefully re-evaluate their position in our galaxy, and perhaps consider a tactical withdrawal.

Powerful though your nation's military is in so many ways, contrary to the propaganda you have had infest our communications networks. And an absolute, indisputable fact is that what you and your generals, admirals, and what have you pass for a defensive force is not, by any conceivable means, equipped to withstand even a single battle with the fleets of the 3rd Imperium, let alone a long, drawn-out conflict in which our fleets bolster those of our fair-weather allies, those who see your existence as a threat to their autonomy greater than what I pose.

In closing, your so-called Holiness, I hope that you will consider my words and exercise that divine wisdom you boast of, lest the next visit to your lands be, instead of pilgrims, a significant portion of an *entire galaxy's combined military might*. You have, by mine own benevolence, been warned.

Also, if you insist on engaging us in total war, let it be known that I will not simply attack your worlds in reprisal, oh no... I will *dismember them*.

...- ... -.-.[]

UNIVERSAL TRANSLATION ERROR
EXTREME LINGUISTIC ANOMALY DETECTED - OUTPUTTING RAW SIGNAL TRANSCRIPTION

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LINGUISTIC ANOMALY IDENTIFIED - THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE

-..-.--.H.-e-llo-.. Waptoria.

I have heard much about you, honorable heavy-one. I have been told by heavy-ones that you are understanding, yes?

If you truly offer us passage to your stars, I would be most honored to send alate-brood to these locations, may they serve the Voronoid well.

Interesting. A moreen code-like communication form, maybe we can add on to the translation program to better accept that language. Are we allowed to develop code for the universal translator? We are still going to do it nevertheless.
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Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
So your name is Dashu, lets see where you are. We can triangulate your location using various UDB stations and our own empire's location, and you are somewhere around... the Himmel Nebula. We can triangulate it further by placing detectors around the edges of the Himmel Nebula, but that means we need you to communicate again.
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Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
Ok, so the translation software update is ready. Unfortunately it won't work on previous communications unless one of the managers of the translation program approves it. And now it is updated. Oh, the system is Dashu Soh. Still going to call you Dashu. What do you mean by "become my hand"?
We have sectioned off 50 stars for you to feed off in our territory. Currently only 3 are habitable by your standards, but we are working on weakening the other 47. Would you like to colonize these stars? If so, our ships are waiting to pick up 3 Alates at Dashu Soh, since the distance from there to here is too great for you to travel in a timely manner. We are also working on devices to add to the feeding amount of a star, accelerating your growth.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Interesting...


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JLesmabero (5).png JSluggerberus, Guru of JCompany Health JDivision
Interesting indeed... the source of the signal looks all biological... looking for passage to a star?... hm...

JBot, give me a help here, please? Let's see...

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JSluggerberus, Guru of JCompany Health JDivision
Oh... you need a star for warm, JFriend? Where can we find a star for you?...
  • JSluggerberus: Great idea! It will be very interesting to study! C'mon, help me here... let's not lose track...
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JSluggerberus, Guru of JCompany Health JDivision
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  • JSluggerberus: Yeah, I think I learn how to use this thing, thank you...
  • JBot: The JBoss know you are doing these contacts without him, right?
  • JSluggerberus: I will make the report later, don't you worry... bye...
  • JBot: Oh, JGodammit...

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JSluggerberus, Guru of JCompany Health JDivision
Wait a second... "the site at your communication"... no, it's too close, buddy!

How we... oh, yes... yes, yes...

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JSluggerberus, Guru of JCompany Health JDivision
Waptoria received my report... good...

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LINGUISTIC ANOMALY IDENTIFIED - THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE

-.--/-..-w.-./-.. Why not?

I have observed many heavy ones in the past years, and their common goal is to spread life and populate, is it not?

We have witnessed this strange hestiance to new life many times before. It perplexes me, why reject the opportunity for new life if some life is lost in the process? Does it not interfere with your goal?

Even if some heavy-one life is lost, so much more light-one life may take its place, a net gain for this galaxy. So why resist billions of new lives just because some heavy-one life will be lost? Is it not the greater good?

This behavior perplexes me.

JSluggerberus, Guru of JCompany Health JDivision
Oh... hello JFriend! I can understand you without the Morse JTranslator now!

Yes, life is complex, and perplex us sometimes... luckily, the First Gigaquadrant is big and we don't live a situation where we have to choose a life in detriment of another. We can preserve as many life as possible.

The old and the new, the heavy and the light, can coexist in peace, to teach and help each other. We just need some dialogue and planning.

Particulary, the Waptoria Alliance of Species have teach our JCompany a lot about how to prevent the extinction of species and cultures, including symbiotic lifeforms like yours. They are the greatest and most trustworthy ecologist JFriends of us, and can offer you everything you need without loss of life.

A God-Emperor's Ascension[]

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Greetings, brothers and sisters of the Spodist and Purist faiths.

I am both humbled and pleased to announce that I have completed my purification in the realm of Illum'Puri under the guidance of our Benefactors. This is a momentous occasion, for both Spodism, Purity, and my species.
No longer do I fear the thought of death or life, as I am no longer affected by these things. I can now harmonize with existence and the universe itself- with no distractions, no worries, nothing.
I have ascended to a state which has finally justified my claim as God-Emperor of Spodia, and there will be no doubts about my legitimacy, anymore.
I will return to New Spodia to govern it, and with my newfound abilities, will be able to lead it more efficiently than ever thought before.
If you are worried about what the consequences of this may be, do not worry. You are not in harm's way.
Seeing that Spodia will likely dissolve if I do not take action now, I am easing aggressions with all nations that do not pose a direct threat to our plans. So for now, you are safe.
As for the United Republic and its vile allies, I have come back stronger than before, and you have a rightful reason to be fearful at this point.
And for you, Brother,
I'm sorry, but it's too late.
You can't stop this now.

It's too late.


JHerbívoro (5).png JHerbivore, Puremaster of JCompany Essence JDivision and the Pure Shamans
I am glad to be able to guide you in your purification, Ipliq, alongside the Purity.

May you and your people find peace, harmony, prosperity and forgiveness through Purity.

If you need more help, remember that my Pure Shamans at our Pure JShrine will always welcome you with open arms. I am sure that the Purity will do the same as well.
AVE IPLIQ, VERUS IMPERATOR DE SPODIA!
We welcome Ipliq into the fold of the righteous. You have become Good, free of the Evil that you let seep into your heart. Now go forth and bring the Grubmolians to Order!
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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Well met. May we all harmonize through the blessing of Purity.

Enim Quod Puritas!


Ipliq's Ascension[]

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Ipliq, we have seen the duel with my own eyes, yet let us grief of it no more. The final part of your purification awaits you, therefore I would like to invite you to the core of our empire, the sacred realm of Illum Puri, the realm of unending light, where the connection to Spode is greatest among many. Should you accept, one of our ships should already be near your location, ready for the hyperjump. What concerns the Divinity of Spodia, do not worry, a temporary govenment shall be in place to maintain order until your arrival.


JHerbívoro (5).png JHerbivore, Puremaster of JCompany Essence JDivision and the Pure Shamans
I also invited Ipliq to Illum Puri, but to our Pure JShrine in the Garden of Innocence.

However, I recognize that the Purity have more power to help Ipliq than me. The Pure tech we Pure Shamans developed are mere imitations of the Ravenrii tech the Purity possess.

Ipliq, the final decision is yours. May we harmonize though Purity.
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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

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Very well, Pure One. I will accept your offer of ascension to the Pure Realm. Let us waste no more time grieving over the losses that our Divine children have already been faced with.
This will truly be a victory for the Spodist cause, as well as the ideals of Purity.
The ascension of the God-Emperor to Illum Puri ensures that my claim to divinity is righteous, and justified. No longer will the Spodian people have to simply believe that their God-Emperor is divine. They will have living proof of it.

I will be looking forward to seeing you in Illum Puri, Pure One. May Purity enlighten us all.


The Assembly has Withdrawn From The New Spodia Wars.[]

Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
I am pleased to announce that from this point forward, the Assembly seeks no further involvement in The New Spodia Wars.

As you may have known, the Apex of Isskhii has bested Ipliq, the God Emperor of Spodia, in single combat. With the duel finished and our grudge settled, we shall leave this war as we have promised.

Our point has been made, we have proven to ourselves and our adversaries the righteous rise while tyrants fall, crushed under their weight like the beasts we have hunted for centuries.

We are forever defiant, forever free!


Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Excellent! I had been working during the time of the duel, I was hoping you had won. It also means Vannar owes me a little drink, ha ha ha!


Greatly played, Isskhii!

As I said earlier though, we shall leave this war as well.
We are glad you have settled your grudge with the Divinity. Hopefully this war can finally end. Violence and suffering are never a good thing. The coalition is also leaving now, so that is great.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
As you both (Periphidi Assembly and Coalition of Seceding States) have successfully disengaged from the war, we are offering an exclusive deal: We are willing to sell replacement infrastructure and large amounts of food at a 30% discount to former participants who successfully disengaged to facilitate the rebuilding of their economy and establish groundwork for trade relations in the future. As this applies to both of you, We hope that better trade relations can be established in the future.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
And that's all the public speeches since the Ytroalo-Kaa'pic Duel for now! More spacefaring empires quits the New Spodia Wars and gives a chance to peace, oh yeah!

However, there is still fighting, most notably with the UROG and Divinity fighting, as well as MotSE and the Purity! The JMTV will continue to give you all JNews of the conflict!

You can also show your desire for peace buying my new album JImagine, that contains my new song about peace, sung in my spetacular show in Nivenia Prime! All profit gain from the album will go to charity!

Stay tuned in JMTV for more JNews and JMusic!

ALLIANCE WITH THE PURITY[]

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PRESIDENT SATAN

ATTENTION, SUPERIORS UNSEEN AND INFERIORS APLENTY.

OUR PRIMARY PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD IS TO ERASE THIS UNIVERSE OF IMPURITY IN ALL AREAS PSYCHOLOGICAL, SOCIOLOGICAL, AND PHYSIOLOGICAL. AS SUCH, THERE IS A TIME WHERE WE MUST ACCEPT OTHERS TO SUPPORT THE JUDGE'S MALLET, EVEN IF THEY HAVE SHOWN AN INFLECTION OF INFERIORITY. EVEN AS TO FORGIVE SUPERIORS MISGUIDED BY THE IMPERFECT WORLD SHAPED AROUND THEM.

THE PURITY HAS REACHED OUT TO US FOR OUR SUPPORT AND ALLIANCE, WHICH WE NOW READILY ACCEPT.

SLOWLY DOES OUR GOD'S DESIGN COME INTO PLACE. OUR JUDGEMENT IS SOON TO BEGIN.


Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Ah, you’ve allied the Purity..

You’re lot better not even think of intervening in Coriusian.

Although we will say, we respect the fact your faction is militaristic and also understands that might is in the form of a sharpened sword more often than the fine tip of a pen.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Very well, then. Stay out of our wars, and we will see that our relations remain neutral.


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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Now just who are you?
Ara Maya, Goddess of the Void
I am the one that offers the truth.
Sanctiel, the Pure Presence speaking for the Order of the Fallen Angels
Brothers...

The United Corlinian Empire Is Dead![]

Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Purity
we have some news for you.

The United Corlinian Empire, it’s dead!

Yes, you heard that correctly, they are officially gone. Feni Wen is now exiled, maybe even dead, and the C.O.R.E reprogrammed! All that remains of them is their Mirus holdings.

It’s over...

We demand you leave the War for Ziachi

Your friends there are now ours. There is nothing left for you to fight for in Coriusian.

So you better leave this conflict, or your Coriusian holdings shall suffer the same fate as well!

Also, we’ve turned the Corlinian Capital Building, the Lasquio Palance, into a Grand Museum.

Everyone is free to visit it as long as they’re accompanied by two MotSE soldiers. Reason is that some of the relics seem to have been taken and we want to prevent the loss of more of them.


The C.O.G of the Corlinian Provinces of the MotSE
All hail Ghuv’al!


True Emperor of Coriusian!
Ziloa of the Batorok Union
After countless debates, we’ve changed our minds, we will agree to the terms you made earlier.


We will submit...
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Good.. good.


We will make peace with you then.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Well, at least that front of the war is over. With that in mind, we hope that you reconsider trading with us.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
It is far from over.

As it seems the Purity still want to fight us.

Don’t worry, we shall take care of them... Just as we have took care of those Corlinians.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
We stand corrected.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
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The Pure One is addressing his people.


My brothers and sisters, they have swept through Coriusian in ruthless rage and murdered or enslaved more than a quadrillion defenseless, innocent and peaceful citizens of the Corlinian Empire. This is no longer war, this is cold-blooded murder. We, the people of the Purity and our traditional allies, the people of Corlinian will not rest until a final victory has been achieved over the treasonable maggots that is MoTSe.


Enim quod puritas!


The Pure One turns his head to the screen, while the screen turns dark and his crystals begin to glow crimson.


Have you heard it, Ghuv'Al, the Emperor of Coriusian? Soon, our fleets shall arrive and there shall be no rest until you're either dead or have atoned for your atrocities. For both thy deeds and thee were a mistake, a clear, crystal clear mistake that shall bring about your downfall. Prepare for thy sins committed to be cleansed in a holy pyre, Ghuv'Al, for those who have fought against us are on our side.


The Purity's anthem plays while a message appears on the screen

Purification in progress...


Pure Harmony of Tricherus
Enim quod puritas!
Representing the Purity Corps, J.U.D.G.E.
Enim quod puritas!
Sanctiel, the Pure Presence speaking for the Order of the Fallen Angels
Enim quod puritas!
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
(Scoffs) You really think we’re enslaving them?


No, no, we’re just assigning them jobs they do best in, like we do with everyone else in our empire! If they do best in masonry, assign them a building job, if they do best in the office, give them a job in the office, etc. I think you’re just cranking propaganda to demonize us, Purity!
THE PURITY
That, my dear friend, we shall see once we rescue all the survivors and those who were left untouched by your fingers on the outskirts of the empire.
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Yes, indeed we shall...

The Assembly's Demands for withdrawal.[]

Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
In light of recent events, I believe it has been made very apparent that this is not our conflict to meddle in.

However, tyrants and galactic powers threaten our space as we speak, and as long as we are seen as "primitive slugs" to be trodden upon or brainwashed into eternal servitude, we can not withdraw, for it would be an crushing defeat for our morale, our people, and our livelihood.

As we have suggested before, there is one condition in which we will withdraw, we now formally demand single combat between the strongest leaders of our people and that of Spodia and The Purity. After all, what would an all-out war prove? Our strength? Of course not, the only thing an all-out war will prove is military might, not the might of the individual.

We await your response, and should you decline, we will not hesitate to follow through with our threats against The Divinity of Spodia regardless of what stands in our way.


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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Very well, Arbitrator. I will accept your duel request. Send your worst, fools.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
You won't cheat, right? If you cheat the Periphidis will most likely hound you until your death for violating some of their most important principles.
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
We citizens of the MotSE would be greatly disappointed if you cheated, Ipliq.


Also, (Snicker) make sure to not have a punishment from the Lord during the fight! Wouldn’t want you to be on the floor in front of hundreds of trillions, if not countless of quadrillions!
And the duel of the century is here, JLadies and JGentlemen!

Who will gonna win?! Will we be able to see all the might of the Periphidi Assembly's greatest hunter of our time, Apex Kappic Isken IV?! Will Ipliq really send himself into combat?! Will somebody else be send to the duel instead?! Will this duel be enough to end the New Spodia Wars?!

The entire First Gigaquadrant can follow everything about this duel here on JMTV, your JSource of JNews and JMusic!
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
We will leave this war if the duel happens, as the Corlinians are no longer one of our enemies in our eyes, so I assume we’ll pull out soon. Also, I’d want to spectate in-person. I want to be able to cheer on a comrade!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Wonderful! I have no doubt that a hundred quadrillion will be watching the duel in the Nivenian Empire.


Have a nice day!
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Ah, perfect, we will arrange the duel at once.


Our only demands are that neither side are to use weapons nor armor beyond standard clothing. Furthermore, this fight will not be do the death, the first to concede or fall to the ground will be the loser of this bout.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
We Coalitionist hope the Apex shall win the duel, it’d help shatter Ipliq’s illusion of invincibility and prestige.


May victory be bestowed upon the victor!

Leave our war alone.[]

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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Empires of the First Gigaquadrant, heed our words.

It has become apparent to the grand council and myself that our defensive intervention against the terrorist threat of the Pure Divinity of Spodia has escalated beyond reason into a multi-galaxy spanning war.
What was once a war to protect our people and to destroy a terroristic threat now evolves beyond reason, as we are now faced with the possibility of total destruction.
To the Gigaquadrant, I ask you- was it necessary to join the war? Was it necessary to halt us from defending our own people? To stop a rebellion and to prevent our people from being radicalized into a cult?
Was it necessary to join in a war which of which there will be no value from winning?
I am here to ask a simple request of the people participating in this war - leave.
This is, and has always been, for the United Republic, about defending itself, and the first gigaquadrant, from New Spodia. This has not been a war of conquest, destruction, or liberation. This is about the protection of our species, and of the universe.
By joining our war you further escalate this conflict beyond reasoning and force our people into panic, mistrust, and fear of the Gigaquadrant.
By joining the Purity, you directly support a terrorist group which has killed billions of our own citizens.
We never wanted to fight this war in the first place. Before this, we had asked numerous times of the Purity to cease their support of Spodia, and they have rejected. This war is a last resort, not an act of aggression.
So please, have some sense. Leave our war alone. Let us fight this on our own.

Just leave us alone.



We are only protecting your own people from your own worst enemy, yourselves.
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Purity

We will inform you, two of our fleets are right at your doorstep in Coriusian.


If you do not pull out of the War For Ziachi, we will make your lives a living hell!

Bombs shall rattle your people’s homes like the foulest of storms! Your fleets will find themselves unable to meaningfully break into our territories! You Puritans shall fail to convert us to your extremist religion!

We Shall Resist Your Empire With An Unrelenting Might!
The Hegemony is here to guarantee the continued existence of the Purity. You need not fear us. However, know that any attacks upon the Purity will be met with relatiation.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

We are not attacking the Purity!

Lord- no matter what we do, we're always portrayed as the damn villains! It's always you 'powers that be' that intervene in our conflicts!

We get punished for wanting to defend our own people. Says a lot about the morality of the gigaquadrant.
Representing the Hegemony of Exterioris is: Commander Marius
You misunderstand, Premier. You do not attack us and we do not attack you. It is quite that simple. And neither am I portraying you as a villain of any sort.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
To think all of this escalation happened because Ipliq couldn't keep his mouth shut when talking to the Periphidi Assembly. Ohh well. We didn't start this war, we aren't in the war, but we may end up helping to end it. I will leave deciphering what that means for the reader.01010001 01110101 01001110 01101001 01100101 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101110 00100111 01101100 01101100 01110011 00100000 00101101 01000100 01110111 01101001 01111001 01110011 01101100 01101100 01101111 01101110 00100000 01000011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01101110. Weird, I don't think random binary injection is something that could happen. Maybe it is 2 bugs spliced together that caused it.

Deescalate the New Spodia Wars[]

C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
We Need To Deescalate This Conflict!

This war is already going bad for us Corlinians. Morale-wise that is.

And it doesn’t help that someone has put nukes in all our Mirus systems!

Seriously, someone has actually been doing that to us. We don’t know who, but we know someone is! Although, whoever may be doing this, please stop!

Also, with that said, we believe that we really need to find a way to keep this war as much as a proxy war as realistically possible! We don’t want this to get out of control.

I hope that is something we can all mutually agree to.

- The C.O.R.E


You do realize 2 other nations have joined the war? Both the the Jinaris Empire and the Ail'karian Imperium have joined to Purity's side. I don't want a massive war, but it looks like that is happening. Can we please just work this out like civilized adults, because if either side gets desperate they could absolutely start uses planet or system busters. The Purity can create stars, meaning they could star-bomb systems. TAAS can inject mass into a planet's core. And I know that we have loaned ships for this war, but only so our friends aren't overrun.
C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
Indeed, this war is snowballing out of control too fast.
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
We understand full well that this conflict will have no true winners from the perspective of the majority of the combatants, but we will not withdraw.


Our grudge against the Spodians will be settled, but we would be happy to back down as soon as the imperialists realize that Periphid space will not be trodden upon by would-be colonizers and crooked bureaucrats.

In fact, we have one condition in which we would withdraw from this conflict early. We demand Ipliq of the Pure Divinity of Spodia to fight a combatant of our choice in single combat. It does not even need to be lethal, it only matters that our point is made.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Jeez, and I wonder who's fault it is that this war has escalated so much.

Oh, I know! It was all of you! You couldn't bare to keep your damn fleets out of this war, and now look where it's gotten to!
All we wanted to do was protect ourselves! To crush a terrorist threat in our own borders, and what do we get paid in return for it? An entire damn coalition against us!

You're sick! You're all sick! You just wanted to see us suffer!


C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
We will say, part of the reason we want to deescalate this war is because of what you said. Quite frankly, the people of the United Republic of Grubmolians deserve better than us foreigners destroying their lives and inserting ourselves into all their business.

And, I will make it no secret that the average Corlinian feels the same about this. We Corlinians are already facing a war in our home-galaxy, and quite frankly, after losing hundreds of billions, war becomes tiring.

We don’t want another meat grinder which both friend and foe alike die. Although, we might believe this, and have been experiencing it, others in our group have not. I doubt the Jinaris, Ail’karian Imperium, Spodia, the Purity, etc had to fight in a war which neither side gets nothing besides uncountable piles of dead beings.

The War for Ziachi has gone on for over twenty years! The borders have barely changed compared to when it first started. And now that we think about it. We doubt even the Purity’s help could end the war. The MotSE’s systems have defensive posts armed with anti-matter missiles and other weaponry. And their planets are as if they were reinforced with the strongest of materials. It doesn’t help that the amount of defensive fortifications we’ve both built during the last couple of decades has made it practically impossible to make any meaningful breakthroughs. The Purity will be greatly harming themselves if they try to join.

The point is, we want to avoid this war becoming like that. We want this to be as least destructive as it can possibly be.

Although, with that said, we are sorry about this conflict, Grubmolians.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Fine. Apology accepted.
Waptoria Alliance.png Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Diplomat Pounam'elo
If any of you are willing to de-escalate, medical aid will be send and we are willing to help any repair the damage done. If the Assembly is attacked, both apply to them regardless of the aggressor.

May you farm the fruits of prosperity.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Thank you, Waptoria. You tend to be one of the only saner nations out in this cold vacuum.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello,
  • First, the boycotts will be lifted to all parties who successfully disengage from the war.
  • Second, we are willing to sell replacement infrastructure and large amounts of food at a 30% discount to former participants who successfully disengaged to facilitate the rebuilding of their economy and establish groundwork for trade relations in the future.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Oh, shut up. We're not pulling out of the war until the Purity gives up their support for Spodia!

Nivenian Trade Boycott[]

Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Alright, that is it. Too many countries are declaring war at the same time. This WILL NOT BE GOOD FOR THE GIGAQUADRANTIC ECONOMY. Anyone with sense will stay far away from this insane war, as we have. To prevent further escalation, let the entire gigaquadrant know that we are hereby imposing a boycott on anyone who is fighting with or against the Purity. We will take our business somewhere where things are not exploding. We advise commercial interests who do not want the gigaquadrant destroyed by war to join us in our sanctions.

At the time of this message, the following countries are subject to boycott:

  • The Purity
  • United Republic of Grubmolians
  • Pure Divinity of Spodia
  • Perphidi Assembly
  • MotSE
  • United Corlinian Empire
  • Federated Tribes of Varslan
  • Coalition of Seceding States

If we forgot any participants in this ridiculous war, please let us know.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
(Scoffs)


You really think this boycott will affect us? Pathetic. You must realize, we don’t trade with others. We do not need other nation’s trinkets or toys. We’ve got all we need in our nation.


Very well, may we return to commercial relations once the war is over.
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
What is this? A boycott? From a single backwater planet halfway across the entire gigaquadrant? We barely even know what the Cyrannus Galaxy is, let alone the ramifications of not bartering with a single planet from that space.


I'm not sure what you intend to accomplish with this, but if you see a foreign galactic power threaten to brainwash and enslave on a galactic level, and your first thought is to protect your wallets, then I think I know where your priorities lie.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
Do you even know who you are talking to? I would expect any nation to at least do basic research on any nation they are going to talk to, but I guess not. The Nivenian empire doesn't join because they don't have FTL. Also, calling them backwater ignores that they probably have the highest population density of any empire and a titanic economy.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Um, so there are actually ten inhabited planets in the Nivenia System (and nine inhabited planetary-mass moons), not no mention over a hundred ringworlds and almost three hundred million billion citizens.

What do we intend to accomplish? We intend to set an example to other interested groups, and we intend to keep ourselves out of the firing lines of this war.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
I see, I will admit my statements were ill informed, but I still find this boycott needless. Why boycott a set of spacefaring groups that cannot establish working trade routes with you? Is it a warning of some kind?


If that is what you were attempting to get across with this, it will not dissuade us. We will not put aside our goal of freeing ourselves of the threat the Purity poses to us for the sake of a foreign economy.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Okay, I’m not sure if this boycott means anything for us, but I guess.

Wait, if you don’t want us to trade with you at all, then that means you don’t want to trade with the Kalslong Merchants anymore. As they are a corporation that we’ve personally funded.

A boycott for a boycott. What do you think about that?

- Lucari of the Coalition of Seceding States
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
We think that it is a small price to pay for the possibility of limiting the scope of this destructive war.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Waptoria Alliance.png Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Commandant Oji'b
You do realise that is war is confined to Mirus, right? Right?. It's hardly Gigaquadrantic - trust me, I've seen those.

So no, this isn't going to destroy the Gigaquadrant, and if you're freaked out by this minor struggle, you should read up on some good old Mirusian history. Also...the idea that the Nivenians can dictate Mirusian, let alone Giagquadrantic affairs is laughable on its face. You have no groundwork in Mirus for crying out loud! Look pal, if this is some power play, you're sorta making a big fool outta yourself.
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Only in Mirus....

Hmmm, I guess we, along with the Corlinians, don’t exist in your foreign brains.


But we will agree, the Nivenian’s are fools for thinking their boycotts will stop us from attacking the Purity after they said that they’d send a force to invade us.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Commandant Oji'b
Oh, you're Coriusian? That really, really far away place? My bad. In that case, what the Nivenians seemingly want to accompish is even whackier. They are yelling at nebulae, methinks.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
"Only in Mirus" - You are apparently forgetting the UROG's holdings in the Milky Way and Andromeda, the Jinaris Empire's holdings in Eracleya, the Federated Tribes of Varslan's holding in the Milky Way, Tyris Major, and Cyrannus, which is right next to us. The more people join the war, the greater the likelihood of the war expanding further. (not to mention the purity's holdings in phradox, selten, and crothul, and the fact that a good portion of the war is happening in the coriusian galaxy)

Also, we think you have misunderstood the purpose of this boycott. The point is to provide an example to other commercial interests, and to make sure that stuff we bought does not get blown up by the war while it is being delivered. We never thought that we would influence this substantially on our own, but we can move our business and funds out of the way.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Commandant Oji'b
Yeah, but why would anyone attack Varslan in Cyrannus? One, the Varslan are unlikely to participate if this gets out of hand. Two, whoever attacks their Cyrannian holdings wouldn't gain any wartime benefit from it. What do they gain? Some rebellious colonies that are completely disjointed from wherever else they are, which means that troops will need to be diverted from the actual frontlines to quell the unrest, which means that the conqueror in question grows weaker and is more likely to lose. And they likely don't have the infrastructure to hold on to such colonies in the first place. Same with Phradox. Same with Eracleya. Same with Selten. Same with Tyris Major - the UKA and GRTM call the shots there, and they won't allow a war. There's no benefit in attacking these places. It just doesn't make stategic sense.


I don't know enough about Crothul to make a judgement.


Now granted, there will be skirmishes in the Milky Way and Andromeda eventually, but the bulk of the fighting will be done in Mirus and and Coriusian, though that seems to have been two different wars that have merged into one.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Diplomat Pounam'elo
To the MegaSuperUltraCorp,


Your purpose is sound - peace should always be preferable to war. As of writing, the Varslan have pulled out, practically reducing the chances of skirmishes in Tyris Major to zero. If they are unwilling to get involved, we are neither, and so we might join you in this boycott. Though of course the Assembly is exempt, as we do seek symbiosis wih them. We will also exempt the Masters of the Skies Empire until we have leared more about them - depending on the outcome, their exemption shall also last indefinitely. Let it be known that we stand by our friends, even if we ourselves do not desire battle with the Purity.


May you farm the fruits of prosperity.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
This has been taken as an act of aggression. Anybody who participates in this boycott will be labeled an enemy of the republic.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
That seems a little extreme.

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Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Boycott updates:

At the time of this message, the following countries are subject to boycott:

  • The Purity
  • United Republic of Grubmolians
  • Pure Divinity of Spodia
  • Perphidi Assembly
  • Reformed Hegemony of Exterioris
  • United Corlinian Empire
  • Coalition of Seceding States

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Representing the Hegemony of Exterioris is: Commander Marius
We are not involved in this war, Corporation - the situation is beyond our control. You will release us from this list.
Ghuv’al of the MotSE
You actually removed us from the list?

Interesting....

It appears you are actually able to comprehend that we are not part of the aggressors of this conflict. That means little however, as we don’t ever plan on trading with the likes of you! Let alone any of you foreigners.

But... The fact you agreeing to submit, that’s good.

Fear us.. Respect us.. Submit to us..

Do so, and your existence shall be protected by us, the MotSE..

MotSE Demands[]

Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Greetings, Foreigners..

I’d like to discuss something, something involving Coriusian. Corlinians, Batorok Union, the War for Ziachi has gone on for long enough. A trillion lie dead from the meat grinder that is this war. We’d like to state some demands, in return, we will make peace treaties with you.

The Terms are what Follows

Corlinians:

1. Secede 10,000 systems to us

2. Acknowledge us as the dominant power of Coriusian

3. Pay us 10% of your surplus treasury as war reparations.


Batorok:

1. Apologize for your false accusations of us attacking your vessels and admit you were the ones who provoked the war.

2. Give us a war reparation of roughly 10% of your current national treasury

3. Also acknowledge us as the dominant power of Coriusian.

If you are to refuse these terms, you are fools...

Also, we will have it known, anyone openly helping them in this war shall be an enemy of us! So do not even think of meddling with our galaxy... With this said, Purity, we demand you stop all trade with the Corlinians!

On the other hand, we hope that there will be empires willing to help us win this war if the Corlinians and Batorok refuse.


C.O.R.E of the United Corlinian Empire
These terms are pathetic! ESPECIALLY term one for the Batorok.

“1. Apologize for your false accusations of us attacking your vessels and admit you were the ones who provoked the war.”

Bull! There are countless of recordings of the attacks! Also, we shall not simply bow down to you and call you the ruler of Coriusian! Your list of terms would serve better as fuel to burn in a fireplace.

We shall not surrender!
Ziloa of the Batorok Union
Your terms are terrible, we will not accept them Ghuv’al.
I am dispatching one of 1/5th of our armada to your location.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Your claims are ridiculous. This is an outrageous peace deal, even for the enemy.


Ghuv’al of the MotSE
Purity, this is not a game you’d want to play, but if you do.

(Admiral, order the 1st and 2nd Reserve Fleets to take the Purity’s lightly defended Coriusian territories, now! Yeah, go get! Go relay that order, now!)

It means war.

Although, why do you want to merge our war with yours? What benefit do you get?

Also, how do you plan on getting past our defensive platforms and how do you plan on breaking through our planetary fortifications? Are you going to use planet destroying weaponry against us? Do you plan to “purify” us? To force us to convert to “Purity” against our will?

I could only imagine..


THE PURITY
Seeing as how you treat our friends the Corlinians, we just might.

Corporation here![]

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Chief Executive Officer of the Federated Conglomerate of Yuwi, Yukzi
Hello there! Yes, that's right, we're here to SELL YOU STUFF!

We at Yuwi corp often ask ourselves what consumers want, and then we realized what all you want, MORE GALACTIC CONFLICT ACTION FIGURES!
That's right, after 10 years of no new series, we're bringing back the GALACTIC CONFLICT SERIES! Trademarked, by the way!.
There's 20 new figurines to collect, each with their own special action! Look at this Grox action figure! With enough of them, they overthrow your government and establish a New Grox Empire, all on their own. Isn't that amazing!

Time is running out though! There's only a limited number of them, so get buying, folks!


Hello Yukzi! Tycoon JOmnivore here! It's nice to see an entrepreneur fellow around!

We at JCompany are interested in resellling your action figures to our JClients! I also want action figures for myself too, I am a big fan of them!

We sure can make a good deal for both of us! What do you say?
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Chief Executive Officer of the Federated Conglomerate of Yuwi, Yukzi

Heyyy, glad to see another megacorp around here! We'll send a few hundred packs and you name the price!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Great! Put the same wholesale price of the last series on the packs!

Some good things don't change, including love for action figures and the sporebucks value, hehe...

It's nice to do business with you!

Re-introducing the UNITED REPUBLIC[]

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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Hello to the First Gigaquadrant.

We have done this several times over, so I will make this message quick and easy to swallow for you people.
I am Premier Yuorgi of the United Republic of Grubmolians. I represent a country which has seen thousands of years of conflict, expansion, drama, and alliances.
While your people were still using sticks and stones, we were traveling the galaxy- expanding our dominion and fortifying our territories.
We laid dormant for thousands of years and came out recently, believing that we were safe from the horrors which once plagued your universe. As it turns out, we were not.
We are now forced to fight against naive fools who try to oppress us and the rest of the Gigaquadrant, so heed our warnings, and do not become involved.

We are not interested in trade, and we are not interested in your alliance requests. What we request that you do is respect our neutrality, respect our borders, and respect our people.


Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Although we would prefer trade, we are perfectly happy to leave you and your war alone.

PURIFICATION OF THE GRUBMOLIAN RACE[]

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

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Repent your sins, embrace Spode!
Hello to my loyal children, and to the Spodists of the universe!
I am proud to say that this day marks the start of purification for our people! The Grubmolian people!
For far too long, our people have been dealing with thoughts that sever them from reaching a true connection with the Lord!
These impure thoughts corrupt and plague the mind- they fill us with thoughts of inaction, hatred, and lust!
In order to combat these impurities and gain closer in touch with our Lord, our Benefactors, whom which protect us from the tyrannical and immoral United Republic, have offered us salvation in purification!
We will shed the ideas of sin, and purify ourselves into worthy companions for the Lord! With our strength, we will touch the sky! We will bring back the Lord whom blessed us to convert all impure in the galaxy so that they are blessed by His word.

I am now proud to call ourselves the Pure Divinity of Spodia, and so long as the impure stand in this universe, I will stand with our Benefactors to the end!



JHerbívoro (5).png JHerbivore, Puremaster of JCompany Essence JDivision and the Pure Shamans
I... I confess I have mixed feelings about this... can Purity clean attemped murder?

I will meditate... find answers for such thoughts.

May we harmonize though Purity.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Purity cleanses all sins, deeds, and actions.


THE PURITY
Indeed, in the end of the road all sins are forgiven. The day your species reaches true purity shall truly be a glorious one. We shall await it with great anticipation.
JHerbivore, Puremaster of JCompany Essence JDivision and the Pure Shamans
...I understand.

So the path to true purity also involves forgiveness.

I will take this lesson to the heart, and spread the word.

May we harmonize though Purity.
Valishar Brygon representing the United Knights Alliance

These are truly troubled times. Another nation falls to the indocrination that is the ideology of the Purity. To accpet the yoke of one nation to avoid the yoke of another is not freedom, it is cowardace.


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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

We do not stand behind the Purity, fool. We stand with, by its side.
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Disgusting, do you truly believe robbing your people of their individuality is the just path for them? And don't pretend you fool us with your talk of "purity," it is an affront to all that is good and nothing more.

After all, what sort of "kind" god creates life only to await for it's return as lobotomized slaves?

Tell your "benefactors" to watch their backs in our space, zealot.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Keep complaining, see where that lands you. Our entire goal is to ascend to the heavens with Spode. If that means stripping away our individuality, then so be it.
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Oh, we will find where it lands me, as long as it's far, far away from your slavedriver of a god!
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Spode is not a slavedriver. If you were knowledgeable of our faith at all you would know what it means to be a faithful follower of him.
But you don't, because you're nothing but a bunch of limbless seaslugs. Hahahahahah!
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
If I understand periphidian culture correctly, you just said quite possibly the single most insulting thing you could say. Have fun with that. Also, if the Periphidi Assembly is attacked by you, we may loan them a few modified Callian Carriers if they want some. Just saying.
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Is that an insult, Ipliq?

Finally, you speak my language! But a jab at our limbs? (Snicker) How arrogant for such a "virtuous" man of Spode! (Snicker) We would be quite happy to help you part with yours to teach you a little humility before you go off to kiss the ethereal ass of "Spode."

I jest, but consider this an act of aggression, Ipliq. You and your cult leaders encroach on our space, and my peers are much more responsive to your insults than I am, if you catch my drift. I welcome the banter though. I'll quite miss it when you trade it away to become a slave race.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Yes, and you will be the slaves. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Ah, so you finally make your intentions clear. I can't say we didn't expect this.

We knew it would come to this, and I feel there is no point in delaying the inevitable, I have informed the Apex of Isskhi-

(A- a- arbitrator! M- may I have your attention for one moment?)

(Wh- what the hell? This a diplomatic meeting! Who let you in here?)

(Arbitrator! He's coming!)

(Who the hell are yo- OH פOOq ˥Oɹ/q ˥E/┴ HIW/ ┴HɹO∩//פH)

ATTENTION
MAGGOT


MY NAME IS APEX KAPPIC ISKEN IV, GRAND APEX OF ISKHI
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TITLE MEANS YOU PITIFUL FROG-LEGGED INSULT TO ALL THAT IS DAMN WELL HOLY TO ME?
IT MEANS I HAVE THE AUTHORITY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY ABILITY TO PERSONALLY HURL MYSELF INTO WHEREVER YOUR SORRY ASS IS CURRENTLY HOLED UP AND THEN SHOVE THAT MICROPHONE SO FAR DOWN YOUR FROGGY BASTARD THROAT UNTIL I CAN BROADCAST THE SOUNDS OF YOUR BUBBLING, BLOODY HUSK ACROSS THIS ENTIRE GIGAQUADRANT.


WE ARE AT WAR, THE CONDITIONS OF WHICH WILL BE THAT I WILL BEAT EVERY SINGLE LIQUID OUNCE OF SLIME OUT OF YOUR DISGUSTING FROGGY SKIN-ORGAN AND THEN WE CAN ALL GO ON OUR MERRY "SPODE" DAMN WAY DO YOU UNDERSTAND?


DISMISSED
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

(Could we get the colossus on standby, thank you.)

Ah, so the limbless spaceslug is challenging a superior race to war? Go ahead. We might even be kind enough to give you limbs after this war is over. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(FUCK, RINGING- DAMN NOISE AGAIN, OKAY. OKAY. COUNT TO THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE.)

Go on then, Apex. Try our fleets. See your people cower in fear as we destroy your worlds, you heretic scum.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
I have 2 things to say. 1st, "superior race" doesn't mean much around the Periphidi Assembly. And 2nd, while I don't like the divinity of spodia that much, they have The Purity as their allies, who are extremely powerful. Maybe you could form an alliance with the Grubmolians.... Also, if The Purity doesn't get involved, we would be happy to assist you if you want that. But we are not fighting The Purity, their navy is too strong. But I wonder what Null Spice does to their technology....
THE PURITY
*sigh*, what have you gotten us into, Ipliq...


I come back and what do I see? A bunch of newly proclaimed empires plotting against our fellow brothers?! How preposterous! Even you, Null Empire, I thought we were friends, but I guess not everyone of your kind is a Querian...


And you Kappic, I believed you, being the supreme Apex would be reasonable enough to not publicly insult and try to defame the religion me and my brothers share and then be butthurt that they retaliated? Doesn't show you from your most strongest side, now does it?


Remember this, Gigaquadrant, he who raises his hand with a weapon against our brothers shall not be tolerated. Shall you assault Spodia or any of our protected realms, we will have to serve retribution.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Brothers? BROTHERS? You dare call your enslaved, robotic, soulless race brothers to our species? How dare you!
This is your fault, Purity! You caused all of this! Even when we tell you how much Spodia needs to go you just DON'T listen!
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello,

We would just like to point out that the more people declare war, the worse the economic situation gets for everyone. We certainly do not want to have anything to do with this war, which appears to be consuming a good portion of the gigaquadrant. The more war, the less profit.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Valishar Brygon representing the United Knights Alliance

Hah! The one who sold their soul to machines has the audacity to call me a fool! Stay out of Tyris Major if you know what's good for you Grubmolians. The Mirusians may try dance around this politically, but we Tyrisians will not suffer yet another group of zealots or another race with god delusions. We've dealt with your types before. Ask their corpses if their "god willed it".
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Did- did you just call our species demented zealots?
What the fuck, man? The Grubmolians aren't the ones going around blowing up planets, it's the Spodians! Never before have I felt more insulted in my life.


The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
Wow, wow, wow there. Calm down there! It was probably a mistranslation or something. Although, I will confess, your reaction is priceless!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Lord- the... audacity of some people!


Queen Si'Daal representing the United Knights Alliance

On behalf of the United Knights Alliance, I sincerely apologize for Valishar Brygon's erratic behavior and words. Fellow leaders of the UKA, Emperor Pulporious V and Great-Khan Vaas. We understand that the Valishar's statement was offensive. However, we do hope that you keep your affairs out of Tyris Major. It would be beneficial for all involved.

We understand that dealing with terrorists is a delicate matter, we have done the same in the past. It was not a pretty sight when they spread into Mirus. It took decades to finally pacify them.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

We accept your apology, but your words are not taken lightly.


Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Hey, Periphidi Assembly, we shall join this war to help you against Spodia. You won’t have to worry about the Corlinians helping them, we will deal with that as we’ve done before.

Also, Ipliq, I’ll have you know that I am having the Coalition join for more reasons than us liking the Periphidi Assembly. One being your rants about racial superiority. Enlla heeingsa enreh cireatedi niquala! Ipliq, you catch my drift, or do you need a translation! Two, you’re obviously a egotistical lunatic. Three, I will try to say this in the most respectful manner possible at the moment, you make a mockery of universal ethics and the military field! I bet all your tactics and strategies of yours are either outdated or made by your allies!

Also, before we make it official and help the Periphidi Assembly, I tell you that you are likely inexperienced to the type of warfare we’ve got for you. We don’t play conventionally, we don’t simply clash head to head, no! We make use of our advanced engines, cloaking, and weaponry to deliver fast, powerful strikes and not be seen. Also, we have no planets for you to destroy, as we, the Coalitionist as of now, live in the Mirus stars. I will have it known that we’re planning to give you such an ass-kicking that it’ll be honored by the Mirusian generations! The only advantage you have against us is in your choice of fashion, “God-Emperor”, because quite honestly, I like it. But besides that, and your allies, you have no advantage against us! Seriously, all you’re doing is cowering behind them, admit it! You and the rest of Spodia won’t be standing if they didn’t come and save your sorry excuse of an empire!

With that said, we are at war!

Case Dismissed!

- Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
THE PURITY
Ah yes, the Coalition threat has also joined in on the party. Very well, my Corlinian brothers have told us much about you, we shall await your arrival for a worthy battle.


Also, what universal ethics are you talking about, the ones some big xenophile intergalactic alliance decided are good? Or do you mean the ethics those in power passed because they are personally beneficial to them? So much for your "enlightened ideas".
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
No, what we see as the universal ethics is that permanent destruction of a resource isn’t useful to any sides. It’s not useful to the user in a sense, as they are unable to get the resources for themselves, and it is especially not useful to the one it was used on, as they lost their resources because of it.

Also, do you know what happened in the Corlinian-Coalitionist Border Conflict? We routed them out of our space while inflicting almost ten times the losses to them! We know that you could beat us, it’s just a matter of how much are you willing to sacrifice? Two for one? Five for one? Ten for one? I am doubtful you’d want to give anymore than that, Purity.

And, may I add, Spodia will likely leave you after they get their goals, they are using you in some ways. Well, not they, more so just Ipliq, as I don’t believe that the majority of Spodians are plotting against you, but you get the point.

Although, seeing that it is likely you will not back down, we shall prepare for combat against your likes. While we’re at it, might as well also buy some mirrors to counter your stupid lasers, how about that?

- Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
. . .?
This is... heartbreaking. To see my brother, who I once laughed with, played with, talked with, and walked with, act like this? You have become a monster.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Question, Tylorox, what do you want? Hopefully you don’t interpret that as an insult, cause what we mean is, what would you like to have happen to Ipliq? If we win, that is. What would you want to become of the “God-Emperor”? Do you wish harm, torture, and pain to beset him, or do you wish a more peaceful fate?

We are curious, do you hate him, try to see whatever good could potentially be left of him, or something else? Something that couldn’t be described well with words, something that one would likely not understand unless explained in depth? We’d like to know, although, we also know that it is personal information, so you don’t have to share it to us.

- Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
. . .?

I want him to be sent to therapy. Something is not right with my brother, and he's not been right in the head for years.

He complains to me about a knocking in his head- something which is so painful to him that it makes his entire body twitch in pain.
Despite this, there is no knocking. It's just his poor, insane mind.

He needs help, not death.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Hmm, so that must the ringing that he complains about all the time.


- Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
JHerbivore, Puremaster of JCompany Essence JDivision and the Pure Shamans
... a therapy for Ipliq's ringings, you say?

A treatment in a healing atmosphere may work... we Pure Shamans have a Pure JShrine at Illum Puri's Garden of Innocence with such properties.

If only we could convince Ipliq to agree with such therapy... or the Purity...
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Hmmngh! These... ringings you call are punishment from the Lord! They're motivation to keep me on the path to salvation.

Every day after the last is harder, but the payoff is even better! I can't stop now. I'm so close to salvation. I'm so close to freedom.

Father would be proud.
THE PURITY
We will investigate. Having the God-Emperor of Spodia succumb to insanity will help no one.


Yes, Ipliq, you are indeed close to salvation.
JHerbivore, Puremaster of JCompany Essence JDivision and the Pure Shamans
... I understand.

I hope we find the cause for such ringings soon. I suspect it's something worse than we think, giving the current situation around the First Gigaquadrant.

Ipliq, at any time you wish to discover the real cause for such ringings yourself, the ringings become too harder to bear, or you notice the payoff do not worth it, please come see me at the Pure JShrine. We have the Purity support.

May we harmonize though Purity.
Thenado Wei of The Federation of Free Empires
Hello there, Thenado Wei here, taking over since Thena Wei is busy! What’s going o-, oh. C.O.R.E! I thought we were friends! But then it appears you’ve joined the terrorists... We are disappointed. Also, Mr. Ipliq, I will have you know that that Spodia ain’t a real country, and you are but a genocidal Grubmolian in a fancy suit! And I will also inform you, Ipliq, that if it weren’t for me having to get approval to kick your terrorist ass, I would’ve done it ten fold! Also, Purity, I’ve got quite the question for your leader, ole Pure One! (Snicker) If your Purity is so good, how come you have to force beings to do it? Huh, is Purity just so good that people refuse it? (Snicker) Is it like Lanakee? Cause that stuff is actually good.


Although, I hope the rest of the Federation is willing to stand it’s ass up and give some true justice, in the form of our bullets and words! Justice against the xenophobic, genocidal, slaver cultists that are the Spodians! Either way, I will find a way to convince the senate to give me permission to personally beat the shit outta ya, Ipliq. Not even your allies shall save you from this wave of Federation patriotism, you scum!


Also, Corlinians, more specifically, C.O.R.E! Why are you helping the Spodians! Are you being forced to or something? Cause I’m surprised that your likes would even fathom helping them!


But with that said, I shall end my rant, good day to you all!
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Oh dear... Did you not hear Tylorox! He doesn’t want you to do that, actually, the exact opposite!

. . . ?[]

. . .?
INCOMING TRANSMISSION RECEIVED

Hello to the Gigaquadrant.
It's been a long time since I've used this. Hmmm... how long has it been? 6... 10 years? Oh, Spode.
Well, I suppose there's no real other choice but to explain myself. I should be dead by now. I'm dead to all of you, but I'm not.
Who am I? Somebody you have already heard of before. I cannot tell exactly who I am, however I am sure that you will be able to figure it out yourself.
I am sorry for believing the lies of my brother, father, and I am sorry for disappointing my country. I had no other choice.
I am hiding, far, far away, where he cannot find me. Do not be worried about me.

END TRANSMISSION


Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
At the risk of sounding like a fool for not knowing, who are you? What country? JOmnivore's reply makes it sound like you could be Tyrolox, but maybe not.
You know... I really wish you were that old good JFriend of mine... I really wish...
. . .?

Hello, JOmnivore. It's been a long time.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
It's been a long time for sure...

If possible, please come back... something tells me your people needs you, more than ever!

If you need anything, just ask... like the old times!...
. . .?

I cannot come back for now, JOmnivore. For now, I must remain here, hidden.
@Ipliq, do you know what this is all about?
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

('scuse me, yes. God-Emperor coming through here.)

Tyrolox is long dead. I watched him bleed on the marble floors of his office.
No, no. this has to be somebody else. Surely.

Oh, and hey JCompany. Uh- sorry for uhm. Killing him. But uh, you know, kind of had to- (FUCK, IT'S THAT DAMN NOISE AGAIN!) Get him... out of the way.
. . .?

You know full well that you only watched me bleed, you never watched me bleed out.

I have lots of explaining to do. Lots of lies to clear up. My career was ruined because of you, brother. Everybody thought I was this... insane... bipolar freak who should have never become Premier.

You made me say those crazy things. You made me resign. You made me look like a total and absolute fool and for what? A gamble at becoming God-Emperor for some... stupid country that died thousands of years ago?

My legacy is ruined, thanks to you. Instead of being known as a great neurobiologist I'm just known as the 'bipolar Premier'.

Fuck you, Ipliq.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Well, if Tyrolox were alive, then we would have deemed him a refugee and put him under our protection, but we have no records of that. We could try to find him, but then Ipliq would probably try to find him too.
If Tyrolox is alive, then it may give us the edge we need to start fighting back against Spodia.



Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Thinking about this, if you do find him, we’d be willing to have twenty, if not more of our Coalition Guard to be some of his personal guards. Although, it makes sense if you refuse. - Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Tyrolox is a Grubmolian and a valuable asset to us. We do not trust him to be guarded by foreign hands.


Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Understandable, especially since we Coalitionists seem to have an extremely controversial reputation.


2nd Null-Consortium war ended[]

I am pleased to announce that the 2nd Null-Consortium war has ended, and the pirates have been shattered. To the Federation of free states (and anyone in that region), the pirate levels should decrease a lot given we killed many of those pirates. Also, since this has been the 2nd war in a year, I will be sending a message: The day before New Year's Eve, the leaders of the pirate factions, Pirate Lord Bob and Irnen, will be publicly executed. There are still 1 or. 2 pirate craft around, but our rapid response fleet is hunting them down. Also, on a sweeter note, a few months ago we called about having our capital overflow with 45 billion extra fruit popsicles, and nobody responded. So can someone please get these fruit pops off our capital?


Thena Wei of The Federation of Free Empires
Thank you for taking care of those raiders! As thanks, we’ll buy those fruit popsicles. I assume our empire could distribute them amongst the military to raise morale during these times.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
Ok, we will send you the fruit popsicles.
Thena Wei of The Federation of Free Empires
Also, could some of our people come to watch the execution of Irnen?
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
I mean, it is a public execution. Wouldn't be public if people couldn't watch it.
Thena Wei of The Federation of Free Empires
Excellent, many of our people will likely visit to watch Irnen swing. The guy is responsible for countless violent crimes and thefts, it’s calming to know he’ll be gone.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Looks like you’ve got some of our ships back from the pirates! Question, could we get them back? Especially the CCMS MK2, those ships are quite costly. - Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
I mean, we were going to turn the craft into Null Empire craft. Also, the federation may not be happy with it. Even though the CCMS has multiple hull breaches, the engines are completely destroyed, the right sides's armor is almost entirely gone, and every gun had to be stripped off the thing after some if the pirates shot at us after they surrendered. The surrendered frigates aren't much better, and while the frigates that were 'destroyed' are still around, they have been bathed in so much null spice that every electronic segment, every gun, every engine, and the the FTL drives were all destroyed. So I guess you can have the frigates if you really want them, but we want to keep the CCMS.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Nah, it’s okay, we’ll just build some more. No need to start any unnecessary tensions. - Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
If the war has ended, then perhaps you would like to set up an embassy on A11! There are nice views, other embassies, and very plentiful trading options for all of your businesses that would like to import and export stuff! Simply give us the word, and we will construct a region on A11 to your species' specifications.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
That would be lovely, although the radiation is a bit of a problem.Sending the specifications now.
Jolsir Zaniq of The Kalslong Merchants
Hello, Queen Sophram! You probably remember me. When Irnen got captured and the Kalslong Raiders routed, I became the one in charge. Now, we are not the Kalslong Raiders, but the Kalslong Merchants! I give thanks to you! Whenever you visit, we’ll give our products for 25% less, if that sounds like a fair deal.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Wonderful! Say, how would the Kalslong Merchants feel about wholesale purchase of NTOCB-approved Super-Kleeno Atomic Washing Machines? Our market analysts say that there is great economic opportunity in Mirus, and nothing beats selling large quantities of washing machines! We will give you a 40% discount if you buy more than ten billion, and then you can sell them in smaller denominations at higher prices and turn huge profits!

As always, payments are accepted in bulk carbon, aluminum, titanium, nitrogen, phosphorous, spice, fertilizer, Nivenian credits, uranium, plutonium, or deuterium.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Jolsir Zaniq of The Kalslong Merchants
Deal accepted, we’ll take 1,000,000 of your washing machines! We’ll give you 100,000 tons of plant-based spices in return. Nice doing business with ya!


Legal Note : If you want to ask for different terms, feel free to ask!


Signed - Jolsir Zaniq of the Kalslong Merchants
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Wonderful! Nice doing business with you too!

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Jolsir Zaniq of The Kalslong Merchants
Excellent! Also, we’d like to thank the Coalition for funding our group.
Thena Wei of The Federation of Free Empires
You’re funded by the Coalition?
Jolsir Zaniq of The Kalslong Merchants
Yes, and they didn’t even ask for a portion of our profits! They are generous saints!
Thena Wei of The Federation of Free Empires
Coalition, saints? We don’t know how feel about this..
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