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Epistle from a God to the Pure One[]

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A soothing, melodious song plays, heralding the voice of he who grasps all minds and binds them together.

Singul'Aren

God of Balance and Order and Patriarch of the Krassio
Denizens of the Universe, he that hath an ear, let him hear what the Allfather speaks to creation!

Unto the Purity, Children of those who died so everyone could live, I say:

I know your works, your labour, and your patience, and that you cannot bear to stand idle at the sight of all who worship evil and the chaos it brings forth upon the Gigaquadrant. You inherited the essence of those who came before you, the Ravenrii, and since then your Pure One has brought what he considered to be his prime directive, left by the ancients.

Essence, in all its intricacies, is a mysterious power, and to claim mastery is to show resilience in times of persecution and tribulation. Know this, O' Purity, if you claim to be the masters of a realm long lost, you will have to fight for it, reach the summit of such mountain, like the Krassio did, like the Vyro'Narza did, and so all those who now stand at the top of extraordinary power.

As for me, Allfather of all minds, I will not seek to crush the light that you have created so eagerly. All bears its fruit in time, and if yours turns to be ill-fated for the sake of the Universe and all creation, then know that I will always stand on the side of balance, and thus against you.

If your fruit lays prosperity and protection to the cradle of stars that we share, then I will gladly stand beside you, as I know my kin will as well.

We are watching...


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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
The gods have spoken, I see.
Luckily, they are not on the side of the enemy.


JHerbívoro (5).png JHerbivore, Puremaster of JCompany Essence JDivision and the Pure Shamans
The gods have spoken. I must warn everyone.
We acknowledge and honor thy message, O' Allfather Singul'Aren. Know that we shall not try to deceive thee and that we shall stand with thy kind whenever possible.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Ah, stop lying to yourself. The only honor you have is towards your goal of subjective 'purity' in the universe. Everything else to you is just a ploy to achieve that goal, and that includes the Krassio.


Texas has joined the server![]

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Representing the Republic of New Americana is:Ambassador Austin
Haha- Woah! It's been a long time since I've used this silly old thing. Hey to all you human folk and non-human folk. How are you guys doing, cause the only answer I really care about right now is "yes". For those who don't know, I represent the Republic of New Americana. It's like that... United States of America you've heard of, but trust me, we don't have any of that socialist... liberal bullshit going around down here. Nope! We're not America- we're AMERICANA!


Psst... by the way... we have oil...


Hello! Nice to see humans around here!

Yes, we from JCompany are good, and what we do is good, old-fashioned capitalism! We have many experience trading with humans, like that guys from Maxisoft Studios, for example! You guys are some of our favorite JClients!

So... how about we make some trade involving that oil of yours? You will sure find something interesting in your JEmporium to trade for it! Check it out!

If you wish, we can also make a permanent JTrade Route and build a custom Texas-themed JTrade Center in your republic, to keep you always up-to-date with our best latest offers of JGoods and JServices at any time! What you say?
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Representing the Republic of New Americana is:Ambassador Austin

Sounds good to me! Diplomatic ties towards a country like you folk is just what we need, haha!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Good! My Trader JSpaceships will arrive soon to establish the JTrade Center! Good to do business and diplomacy with you, JFriend, haha!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! Nice to meet you! How much oil do you have? We have run out of easily accessible carbon for plastic and are building out of methane from gas giants, so even just 5e+23 kg of actual oil would be wonderful. Do you have quantity discounts? We have a huge food surplus, and also hundreds of teratonnes of industrial equipment. However, we can only do trade in our system, which is in the Cyrannus Galaxy, so our stuff is a ways away. But if we could trade, that would be awesome.

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THE INFERNAL REPUBLIC AND ADRESAAS REPUBLIC UNITE[]

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PRESIDENT SATAN

ALHADDA.

WE HAVE COME TO ANNOUNCE A RECENTLY CREATED ALLIANCE WITH THE ADRESAAS, A FACTION WHO HAS PASSED THROUGH OUR STANDARDS OF INFERNITY AND ARE NOW MUCH LIKE OUR FAMILY. WE HAVE CHOSEN TO PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE THIS, OF COURSE, BECAUSE WE ARE AWARE OF THE MANY ENEMIES THAT THE ADRESAAS HAVE MADE. REST ASSURED, WE WILL BE DOING ALL WITHIN OUR POWER TO PROTECT THIS REPUBLIC FROM ANY UNFORGIVABLE LESSER ONES WHO WISH TO CAST SIEGE UPON IT. IF YOU ATTACK THEM, YOU ATTACK US. DO NOT FORGET THESE WORDS.

MAY THE STRONG PROSPER AND THE WEAK PERISH.

LASSADI SKILAAT, ADRESAAS REPUBLIC.


A War Against Purity[]

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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
The United Republic would like to announce that its central government has voted to declare war on the Purity. The government has listed a set of reasons as for the declaration of war below.
  • Continuing to trade with and financially/technologically support corrupt and evil regimes/individuals, such as the Tendrils of Nix
  • Noting that the Purity has forcibly purified other Empires without their permission, such as Tricherus and the Purity Corps
  • Also noting that the Purity has announced its support for the unrecognized terrorist group, the Divinity of Spodia and that they have refused to retract their support no matter what we have told them.
Due to this declaration of war, we wish to call for our allies, and those sympathetic for an anti-Purity cause, to join us in our conflict. It is time that we put an end to the Purity and their misguided ways!


Hello, Premier!...

We from the JCompany are saddened to hear that two of our greatest clients are in war against each other! We know, because of the JWar, all the sadness such thing can bring to everyone!

The JWar, the major interstellar conflict between the JEmpires of JSector, was resolved diplomatically by our JCompany, and today former enemies works and prospers peacefully together, under our guidance! If either side wishes, we from JCompany can use our experience to diplomatically intervene in this war and find a way to peacefully solve this conflict, benefiting everyone and saving lives!

However, we from JCompany wish to make clear that we will not join this war on either side, unless provoked! I will inform all our JTrade Centers to remain neutral, and I ask to both sides involved in this war to respect our neutrality!

I hope this war ends soon, and we can return to work together, as we - the JCompany, the United Republic of Grubmolians and the Purity - already did to solve the Tendrils of Nix crisis!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Indeed, JOmnivore. We hoped to avoid this conflict, however the Purity does not listen to our pleas of negotiation. Sometimes... violence has to be the answer. As for the Purity... prepare for unforeseen consequences...
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Neither side has given us grievance so far, so joining at this stage would be...ill-advised. Though we do not speak for our allies. Should any of you attack them, we shall react accordingly.
Let me break this down to you:


- The transaction with the Tendrils of Nix was Tricherus' idea, who wanted to study it without it infecting anyone for the utilization in the augmentation of his people. The Dyson Sphere the Tendrils of Nix received was redirected to the empire it tried to infect, helping them immensely in defeating the plague. You simply did not see what has been happening behind the scenes, which luckily the Tendrils of Nix also did not.


- Do you even know what these two were before their purification? No! Do not. The Purity Corps was a capitalist bureaucratic hellhole, where papers and contracts were valued more than their own people, and I'm not even going to start with the Sacred Harmony.


- Soon you won't have to worry about the Divinity of Spodia, I assure you of that. As for the requests, we *never* betray our friends.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Your plan with the Tendrils of Nix could have sparked widespread disaster. You have continued to trade and deal with corrupt and evil regimes, and right now you CONTINUE to support and deal with a terrorist group that has already claimed the life of billions with the destruction of Mutypla's moon. You continue to fund and hide against a totalitarian extremist group which will do nothing but toy with its people like they are animals. You have no fucking idea who you are supporting, and who you're messing with. We have tried time and time again to deal with this, and you refuse to hear our cries.

It should NOT be your job to boss around other Empires because you believe their society is backwards or a direct threat to you or a larger portion of the gigaquadrant. You had no right to purify Tricherus, the Purity Corps, or any of your other branches.

Oh, and another thing? Shut up about 'capitalist, bureaucratic hellholes'. You run a complex gestalt consciousness where everybody worships you like a god, you have no fucking say in what economic system is good or bad or anything like that.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Pounam'elo
You will hear no criticism from us about how you handled the Nix crisis. We thought what you did there fairly admirable, and would've done something along the same lines. Though given that both the Purity and the its Pillars are gestalt consciousnesses, you cannot hide behind Tricherus. We all know full well you had to approve the idea, no matter much you try to prop up the illusion of your pillars' free will.

You also replaced the heads of the Purity Lawyers with megaphones, mind you. I can scarcely phantom that was their idea.

Incorporating Spodia after guaranteeing their independence sounds like betrayal to me.
The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
Hello, we’ve just heard word of this conflict. We’d like to state that we will back up the Purity in this situation, as we’ve signed a defensive pact with them. They have also been trading with us. Lastly, this could allow for us to finally project ourselves into the politics of the Gigaquadrant as a Major Power.


In other words, we will await recommendations on what to do, Purity. Part of the Mirus Fleet, along with it’s armies, are now under your command.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

You have made a grand mistake. Heed our warnings and remove yourself from this conflict, or be crushed.


The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
Upholding to our defensive pact is no mistake, UROG. We shall begin to have our Mirus Colonies prepare for Total War incase of the worst. We can predict that this war will be swift, although it seems the outcome is unpredictable. Don’t worry, if we occupy any of your territories, the populations in said areas won’t be suppressed. With that said, we don’t have much left to say besides see you in battle.

A New Dawn[]

Greetings people of the Gigaquadrant. I, the Pure One, want to announce great news on behalf of the Purity to every one of you.


We did it! That which was destroyed is shining anew through the infinite skies of space. With the power granted to us by the Ravenrii, we have managed to create a new heaven and restore their legacy. Illum Puri, our new hope. Therefore, if you have even a slight bit of good in you, you have nothing to fear for you will be forgiven for your sins should you come to us. Yet do not be deceived, neither the impure nor the immoral shall enter the kingdom of heaven. Those pure at heart however shall be allowed to enter and leave it at any time they want. We shall welcome every one of you into Illum Alta when the time is right, for you will be saved.


The pure grow strong while the wicked weaken. So rejoice in all your heart, for it is the dawning of a new day.


Waptoria Alliance.png Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Andokav'r
Your claims are dubious, Purity. You might be many things -inheritors, pretenders- but essential gods you are not.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid. Don't you know gods frequent this channel too? They can unmake your artificial realm as easily as they undid Illum Alta itself. Perhaps it would've been wiser to have kept your little creation to yourselves, eh?
THE PURITY
We shall see about that.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
You are not even worthy of the power of the Ravenrii! The Ravenrii protected and served the First Gigaquadrant and its sister realms by their own will, while you spread your ideology through manipulative tactics and ways! It's sickening how you think you can get away with so much of this.
Message from the ???
Your actions disturb our slumber. The souls in Mirus are not your's to claim, do not attempt to seduce them with false heaven.
THE PURITY
The Persacron have returned. How... interesting. Yet you are deceiving yourselves, this heaven is in fact the true one to fill the void of the old. But no matter, they shall see it for themselves when they will enter the afterlife in Mora'talli.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

You are fooling nobody with your claims of heaven. Your 'heaven' is nothing more than a fake playground for your followers, who shall eventually crumble, as for you, you will be remembered not as a liberator, but as a warlord, pretending to protect & serve. One day, somebody will finally realize your true intentions and *crumble* your Empire.
Message from the ???
What is heaven for men would be hell for mosquitoes and what is heaven for mosquitoes would be hell for man. So is it the same with all species of this universe. You fill no void for our descendants and their allies for they have their own heavens and their own hells. Your heaven would be hell for them and vice versa the same. Leave them to their own devices and they (and us) will leave you to yours. Interfere with them and we will devour your very souls.
THE PURITY
Your descendants are a very different case, and I'd rather not have them around. As far as we noticed their souls are utterly unable to be pure, which would make the whole point of it useless.
Message from the ???
As we intended it. Ascension is a false path that leads to nowhere but a dead end. Your purity would ultimately only limit their potential.
THE PURITY
Whatever. We will leave the Persan to their own devices as long as they don't interfere with our mission.
Message from the ???
They will do as they see fit and will act upon what they believe to be right. It is what they have always done what we wish for them. Regardless we will preserve their lives and their freedom of action should those (or those of their allies) be jeopardized.
Hello, Pure One! Tycoon JOmnivore here, your trade partner in Reaper's Grasp! How are things going?

You see, the news of a possible trip to heaven right next to the JCompany's JTrade Center in Reaper's Grasp are causing some debate among the citizens of JSector, if this invite should be accepted or not! And so much skepticism about this new heaven coming from other space-faring civilizations are affecting such debate too!

JSector are a pretty eclectic place, and the motives to make such trip to Illum Puri varies! For example, our JHerbivore shamans apparently wants to understand this new heaven, our JSlugger and JBot wanderers wants to venture there, and even some of my own JOmnivore compatriots wants to take some vacation trips to there, or maybe even make an advanced JTrade Center to this plane of existence! Is such JTrade Center possible or viable, Pure One?

About the being pure at heart part, exactly does this work? I, for example, a simple trader, would be able to make such round trip safely? And our JHerbivore shamans and JSlugger and JBot wanderers would be able to make such round trip safely too?
THE PURITY
Greetings Tycoon JOmnivore, it is a pleasure to see at least a single friendly face out here. Yes, we shall allow temporary visits to Illum Puri with no restrictions, the place also has a healing aura that helps the soul. However, to establish an all-time trade station, you shall need a group of your traders to become pure, the fastest way to do that is to be purified with Pure Energy. Don't worry, the process is completely painless. We shall build a Trade Center on one of the islands in the Garden of Innocence.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Alright, Pure One! Thank you for your response!

We from JCompany are sending a group of volunteers to be purified with Pure Energy and to establish a JTrade Center in one of the islands in the Garden of Innocence of Illum Puri, as you suggested! It will be our first JTrade Center in another plane of existence!

We are also sending some tourists, for temporary visits! It's always a pleasure to do business with you, Pure One!
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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

How can we enter this realm of Heaven? Spodia has found an... interest in this "Pure" realm of yours. There could be a connection between a realm of purity and Spode...
THE PURITY
Greetings God Emperor Ipliq, we will give you permission to visit it and travel it as of right now. Also, due to the current situation, we want to create a proposal for you. I believe we could once and for all guarantee your independence should you join us. You would be protected and free behind our walls. We will also share our resources and living standards. In addition, you will be able to settle inside Illum Puri. How does that sound?
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Anything to mutually benefit and assure our sovereignty. Thank you, Pure One.

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Denizens of the Universe, listen to our words and take heed of our voice!


Can anybody hear us?[]

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Representing the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, Tyo, President of the Republic
U̵͉̾ģ̵̆h̵̪̍,̷͈̚ ̴̢͘t̷͙̄h̵̹͌ë̷͙́ ̴̘̋s̸̖̆ą̸͆ẗ̵̢e̸͚̔ḽ̵̎l̷͚͝i̴̺̽ť̷̖é̴̠ ̶̖̏d̸͎̉i̴͙̒s̴̹̄h̴̹̎ ̸̘̈ĭ̵̭s̵͍̚ ̶̱̈́m̸̹̒è̸̱s̴͚̕s̵̻͋i̸̘̊n̸̫̚g̴̖̉ ̴̳̅ű̶̙p̵̹̕ ̴̞͛á̷͜g̵̡̏a̸̼͑ị̷̈́n̷̤̈́.̷̻̿.̷͍͘.̶͇̚

T̷e̷s̵t̴i̸n̸g̶.̵.̵.̷ ̶T̵e̸s̷ting... (sigh) Finally! It's working!

Uhm... well... Greetings from the Krothul Galaxy. We haven't had any social interaction with any aliens for a while... it's gotten kind of lonely around here. I'm Tyo, President of the Lycaryuan Grand Republic. I'll be representing the Republic here from now on...

Well, we just wanted to see if our communications devices could reach this far... don't know how long it'll take for this message to reach whatever aliens are out there...

Hello, President Tyo! I can hear you loud and clear! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! Pleased to meet you!

My JCompany is headquartered in the Milky Way Galaxy, but we also have presence in the Andromeda and Mirus galaxies! We, however, never went to the Krothul Galaxy yet!

So,if you want social interaction with friendly aliens, I can offer a real opportunity of friendship and prosperity, by opening a JTrade Route between your republic and our company!

With this JTrade Route, you and your people will have access to all goods of our JEmporium, and will got new friends for life! So, what you say?!
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Representing the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, Tyo, President of the Republic
Could ships even reach the Krothul Galaxy? We've been trapped here for ages, unable to ever reach out to other galaxies...

Well, I recommend that you don't set up any headquarters or colonies in the Krothul Galaxy. It is a very dangerous and hostile place.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Well, our JSpaceships can be used for intergalactic travel for sure, by using Wormhole Keys and Warp Tech! You and your people want a ride to reach out other galaxies? Because we can provide that too!
Greetings Tyo of the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, we are also from the Krothul galaxy, around the core region! I am Tricherus of the Pure Harmony, and we are always open for trade and new relationships. We can trade everything from megastructures to raw resources, just tell us what you need and we shall provide it.


And yes, as our masters have shown us, it is indeed possible to travel to Krothul. We are also currently experimenting with planar travel, so it might be possible to have a reliable travel source in the future.
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Representing the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, Tyo, President of the Republic

Ah... Tricherus. We remember you before you were purified. Could you lend us a Dyson Sphere? We are quite lacking in energy and we could use something like that.
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
Yes, such a thing is certainly all right. We shall send an array of Probes to your location.

Spodia asks for your help[]

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Greetings to Spode's children, and the citizens of the galaxy which have been blessed by his touch. I am Ipliq Ytroalo, God-Emperor of the Divinity of Spodia. I come here asking for your support of my cause in this devastating war for independence against a cruel threat.

I rule over a continuation of a mighty Empire which blessed its citizens with Spode's love over a period of hundreds of years, who wanted to spread the word of Spodism through any means necessary and to civilize the savage into modernization.

I, Ipliq, wish to continue this holy crusade to spread Spode's word across the gigaquadrant. Any form of help, from sending resources to prayers, is greatly appreciated. We only want independence, and to spread the holy word of our divine father, Spode.

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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Don't listen to this maniac...
Interesting, very interesting... A radical Spodist empire is fighting for it's freedom. Indeed, but does it support the way of Purity? If so, we might come to a good arrangement.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Hey, if it means getting our independence then I'll even get our citizens to construct a monument of your leader in our capital. Alloys and minerals, PLEASE?
THE PURITY
You know, we will do more than that, we will guarantee your independence after this war is over. For now, we shall provide you with a free matter synthesizer, a small megastructure orbiting a star allowing for the rapid creation of any material that is able to be created with Pure Energy, the central part of our Purity Forges. We hope this will prove to be enough to stabilize your military.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

WHAT IS WITH YOU AND ALWAYS SUPPORTING THE BAD GUYS IN THESE SITUATIONS?

It's like your entire race is morally ambiguous.

You know, if it wasn't for the obvious military imbalance between the two of us, we would be kicking your ass right now... Death to new Spodia! We'll build ten megastructures for every single megastructure you supply to them!
THE PURITY
It is our duty to help our brethren out, the assurance of their freedom is also of our concern now.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

I bet he's probably constructing a monument of himself in the city hall instead of building anything like your species.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
A reminder that the Divinity of Spodia is recognized as a terrorist group and does not hold any official sovereignty. God-Emperor Ipliq is also recognized as a war-criminal and has committed acts of genocide against innocents and was confirmed to be responsible in the planet-busting of Mutypla's moon. Spodia is an evil and violent creation which promotes hatred through exclusion, bigotry, and everything that Spode does not stand for. Do not listen to Spodia, nor listen to the Purity. They are both terribly misguided. If we catch anybody else trying to support the cause of Spodia, it will be taken as an act of aggression and war. You have been warned.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

We accept your gifts of supplies and may call you to arms against Spodia if needed, however we are of no need of any blueprints for megastructures as we are already well-off regarding that technological level. An alliance, perhaps? It would be nice to have somebody have our back against a possible war with the Purity and Spodia.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Oh, Yuorgi you poor fool. When will you learn that simple guns and missiles won't work against an Empire ruled by Spode's chosen? Predictable. You may bring out your colossi, your troops and your automated ships, but the truth is that none of them will stand a chance against us. Just you wait! I will fucking crumble your corrupt regime and reclaim the glory of the Grubmolian race!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Thank you, an alliance is much appreciated in these times of troubles. We hope that you are doing well in the war against your enemies.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Unlike most Spodist races, the idea of Spodism was not brought to us via foreign or cultural intervention, but by the blessing of Spode himself. We have existed for thousands of years by now, have had enough time to ponder the meaning of our existence, and we have all came to the conclusion that we are his servants. Father may have tried to hide the secrets of the Divine Kingdom from me, but our holy father forced my eyes towards a path of righteousness. I only wish to do what He says, as He has guided countless generations in the path towards freedom and happiness.
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Representing the Pure Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

Oh, shut up! You know nothing about our culture and history! We've been here for thousands of years, far longer than your country and YOUR species. Go play with your baby toys and let the people who know what they're doing wage war, you probably won't do any good for the United Republic in the first place.


Declaration of Intentions from the Phradox Galaxy[]

Ecumene Laurel.jpg Incoming Transmission - Office of the Consuls of the Serene Populist Ecumene of the Stars
The assemblies have come to the consensus that our singular colony in the Century's Gate, Primus Portus, will be open for authorized travel by foreign delegations and private parties. Please direct all such requests to our transmission directory. We have observed this universe for time immemorial, and have elected this time to enter this arena of states. However, we are not fools. We have learned well that this landscape is one rife with treachery and subversion, and we will not be so quickly subject to the influence of aliens. Any unauthorized violations of sovereign ecumenical space will result in swift retaliation. May the light of the gods guide you all through these uncertain times.
Transmission Directory

Greetings and salutations, renowned Sublime Populist Ecumene of the Stars! I am Tricherus, the spiritual guide of the Sacred Harmony and we want to openly welcome you on behalf of the Gigaquadrant. We'd also like to ask you if you are open for a trade route? If so, we can trade anything from technology to resources to megastructures, just tell us what you need and we shall provide it!
Incoming Transmission - Porsenna, Representative of the Cardinal Order
The Ecumene won't want anything to do with foreigners, but I'd be more than willing to talk contracts. I own considerable property on the largest asteroid orbiting Primus Portus. The Cardinal order is full of people like me who would be willing to lend services in a quid pro quo. Don't hesitate to reach out. I have friends in high places among the Conscript Fathers, and I'm certain I can get you cleared for travel and commercial visas.
Transmission Directory
Hello, Sublime Ecumene! Welcome to our Gigaquadrant! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! Pleased to meet you!

We from JCompany are always interested in expand our business, by exploring the cosmos to make new clients and new friends!

To do so, I request your permission to travel to the Phradox Galaxy, and also to make a JTrade Route and a JTrade Center that will benefit us all! I am sure that we will have something of your liking at our JEmporium!

I will direct this request to your transmission directory too, don't you worry!
Incoming Transmission - Porsenna, Representative of the Cardinal Order
We don't have any jurisdiction in the Phradox Galaxy in general. We only occupy a single solar system at Primus Portus. I'll see what I can work out with the curule magistrates to get travel permits approved. I'll do my best to secure some exemptions, but the import tax law is a nightmare, just as a forewarning.
Transmission Directory
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thank you for your response, Porsenna!

If we from JCompany can do anything to help to get travel permits approved, just ask!

About the import tax law, we from JCompany know that import taxes can be considered something necessary, but as long it don't totally eliminate any and all chance of business, we are confident that we can make this new JTrade Center work somehow, especially with some exemptions!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
You people are... interesting?


Incoming Transmission - Plateus, Representative of the Cardinal Order
What's your point?
Transmission Directory
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

We... have none? Just saying.


Returning once again to introduce ourselves. . .[]

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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Once again, hello to the gigaquadrant.

You may know us for other things in the past, but we're putting that behind us now. I am Premier Yuorgi, the current leader of the United Republic of Grubmolians. I, along with my fellow Grubmolian advisors all agree that it is time to once again open up trade and diplomacy to the universe. Weapons, money, supplies, you want them? You got them? We'll buy or sell anything as long as it's in our price range.

Please give us money, we need to fund this war to stop these heretics


Hello, Premier Yuorgi! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! You must know us as a long-time friend of your Republic! It's always a pleasure to contact the United Republic of Grubmolians!

First of all, we from JCompany wish to express our deepest condolences to you Grubmolians upon the passing of Tyrolox! He was a great man, a great friend, and a great client of ours!

As usual, the JCompany is ready to trade with the United Republic of Grubmolians, to solve this war and any other problem the best way possible! I already commanded the JTrade Center in Mutypla to prioritize trade with your people!

If you need any more help in this time of need, all you need to do is ask!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Ah, yes, the JCompany! Lovely to see you again! Things have been... a lot worse since the betrayal of Ipliq, but we're still holding out! The ongoing war to stop New Spodia has been mostly a success, but they've come out with major technological breakthroughs that may match our fleets tech. We are in desperate need of new alloys to construct our ships, you got any?


JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
You are in luck, Premier! We just got some fresh supplies of new alloys and other raw materials from a recent trade with a lovely friend of mine!

I will order shipments of those to our JTrade Center in Mutypla! It will be delivered by our 1st Defense JDivision, just in case! I think it's safer this way!

If you need any more help, just ask! Except to attack New Spodia, because the shareholders already told me they won't approve that...
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

That's great! Spodia doesn't stand a chance anymore.
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(As the transmission plays, a soft, calming chorus plays in the background.)

I'm going to prove to all of you that you're wrong! If it means we're giving up every single man and woman to fight for our cause, then so-be-it! Give in to the superiority of New Spodia, we are blessed by the Lord himself!


Rotalat Powers Offer[]

Rotalat Allied Powers.png Ardius Thalganna, Recruiter of all Single Ruling Powers
Good morrow to the rulers of fascist and or monarchal gigaquadrant territories, Today the Rotalat Allied Powers comes with a message, a message that shall fill your hearts with woe and grace. This decree I give is but an ask, an ask to join my cause, together if we stand, we can bring our truth to the rest of the gigaquadrant and help them to realize that democracy and freedom is but a vain attempt to destroy natural order. Stick with the Rotalat Powers and you whom may have lost territory and or power to disgraceful believers in equality will gain back what was taken from you. Furthermore, hereby I stand united with you in defense shall any rebellious cancer seep its way to your borders, with ill intent of revolutionizing your people, in vain attempt to overthrow your government. Good beyond, and may the void hold you.


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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Get a load of this guy...


Purity Recruitment Campaign[]

Greetings dwellers of the Gigaquadrant, I, the Pure One am announcing the beginning of our recruitment campaign. We need good people on our side that are ready to fight back the growing evil that has plagued the Selten galaxy and now tries to invade our own. We will accept any ideology/government that wants to join us and empires that are willing to join our cause will be given great rewards. We shall also provide you with our latest technology and payment in the form of megastructures. Furthermore, our three newly acquired pillars shall step in should anyone declare war on you.


Enim quod Puritas!

Representing the Purity Corps, J.U.D.G.E.
Enim quod Puritas!
Sanctiel, the Pure Presence speaking for the Order of the Fallen Angels
Enim quod Puritas!
Enim quod Puritas!
Imperium of War.png Representing the Imperium of War is: Warlord Fexonatius, the Bloody Handed
You need good warriors? There are none more dedicated than us! The Duellum Warbands are always ready for battle, no matter what ideals you might cling to. Name your price, "Purity", and pray your enemies do not make us a better offer. We will fight either way, so better get us on your side then!
THE PURITY
The price of the offer is measured in megastructures that shall be built for you by our Probes. The procedure is highly efficient and not time-consuming. How about 10 megastructures? This seems like a reasonable offer to us.
Representing the Imperium of War is: Warlord Displasius, the Charger
Acceptable. Let us be specific then.

We demand a strategic coördiation center, a mass training center, and a star forge for the production of ships and equipment, all mobile. You may build more than one mass training center and star forge with a one to two ratio - so we may specialise them for the production of ships and armaments. That would bring things up to seven. To compensate, give us functional wormhole generating technology capable of transforting a fleet at once and a version of your purification technology so we may force unwilling foes to fight us. It should be a downgrade to you given it's more limited function. That brings us to nine, so we expext to be paid handsomely and regularly to make it ten.
THE PURITY
We shall provide everything required.
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THE PURITY
You are of no authority to ask for such things. Nonetheless, we can guarantee one thing out of them, which we have already decided with At'donant, there shall be no exterminations of the Agatrop people.

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Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Pl'ora, Presiding Web-Speaker
If this "Republic" upsets the galactic ecosystem, we shall fight. While we would have no problem doing so alongside you, we shall stand in solidarity with our Persan brethren in this matter.


We are watching your homogenisation campaigns of Mirus' sapients with great interest, oh Purity yours. Perhaps such endeavors will, in time, pose a greater threat to the galactic ecosystem than the Agatrops currently do? If so, would it not be wise for you to seperate the ancient from the arrogant and speak like honeydew rather than venom?


May you grow inwards with humility as you grow outwards in power.

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Orbis would like to introduce itself[]

Orbis-flag.png Representing itself is the self-governing Benedi-Orbis
Hello to my residents and the people of the universe!

I am Benediorbis, you can call me Orbis though. I'm the 'living planet' to put it in a nutshell. I trade with other Empires across the Andromeda Galaxy and provide both temporary and permanent settlements for any species I deemed qualified to live on me! I can provide you with technology from our local cultures, minerals, alloys, and our citizens' darkest secrets!

Anyone interested?

Hello, Orbis! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! Pleased to meet you!

We from JCompany are always interested in expanding our JTrade Routes and our JWay accross the First Gigaquadrant! And we are interested in establish a new JTrade Center on you!... I mean... on your planet... you get it, right?

Also, our JSluggerberus JEcologists found your Superhabitable Gaia World fascinating, and they want to conduct some research to better understand your world!

I think this agreement can be benefitical to everyone: we, you and your locals! Interested?
Representing itself is the self-governing Benedi-Orbis
That sounds great! Trade is the only thing keeping my engines going.

Oh, and you're free to research our Gaia World... just don't sell the information to any other Empires.

They will use it against us.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Oh, don't worry! The JSluggerberus JEcologists conduct their researchs to protect the nature, it's their JThing!

Well, consider our JTrade Route open for business! Our JSpaceships will soon arrive to establish the new JTrade Center!

It's nice to do business with you!

The Singularim Pact sends volunteers to the Waptoria-Cyrannian Front[]

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Xindrox.png Xindrox

Emperor of the Tyr Empire and Archon of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, Once again, the universe is coming together!

Realizing that we share a common goal and first and foremost a common enemy, the Singularim Pact has offered military aid to the Waptoria Alliance of Species and to our great pleasure, they have accepted. Our volunteer force shall enforce Waptoria's will in the Cyrannian Imperial front, seeking to improve our relationship with our waptorian kin and for the continuation of the war against the evil works of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus

May the stars smile upon us.


We Interrupt this Universal Discussion Board for a Trade Advert![]

MESSAGE FROM MILIF
Greetings! I am Milif, a larger-than-life invertebrate who is dying to sell you some scrap metal! I have plenty of scrap to sell: scrapped parts of ships of both military and mobility usage, parts of engines, generators-- I have an entire HOBaRT mixer here! If you are interested in buying some scraps, be it for repurposing into raw materials, scientific reasearch, or maybe you want to reverse engineer some of the stuff I got on me, please reply down below with your location!

Hello, miss Milif! Long time no see!

Do you remember me?! JOmnivore from JCompany?! I tried to trade with you some time ago, but you were on another business venture at the time!

If you want to trade and make friends, come to JSector, please! We are located within the Norma-Outer Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy! It's a nice and friendly corner of the galaxy, especially now that JWar is over!

When you arrive, we from JCompany will welcome you with a big, nice, awesome JParty! And will trade all the stuff you can imagine! Sporebucks, scrap, goods, technologies, products, services, you name it!

We from JSector love trade, and will love to trade with you! Please come visit us soon!
MESSAGE FROM MILIF
Oh-- yes! My sincere apologies. After that run in with those Purity Probes I really just wanted to go home. I'll give you a discount and I'll be on my way immediately!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Oh, thank you very much for the discount, miss Milif! I think I am in JLove, ha ha! :D I will have a big JParade prepared by the time you arrive here! I know how to make humble traders like you and me feel at home!

The Singularim Pact and the Purity sign for Trade[]

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Chancellor of the Xochi Trade League and High Commisioner of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, I come with great tidings!

After several sessions between our two peoples, I am pleased to announce that the Singularim Pact has entered relations with the great Pure One, ensuring that both our empires are enriched and improved over this growing relationship.

May the stars smile upon us.


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Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Oji'b
Telling off the Krassio? Classic.

Of Recent Singularim Pact Operations on the Quadrants and Cyrannus[]

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Xindrox

Emperor of the Tyr Empire and Archon of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, listen to our words and take heed of our voice!

Greetings to anyone listening to this message, my name is Xindrox, and I am the military leader of the Singularim Pact, acting as its supreme commander and Archon, marshaling our forces against any threats opposing our existence.

It has come to my attention that the sudden intervention of our armed forces has raised some concerns in the universal community, concerns particularly directed towards one of our greatest founding members, the Krassio, due to their high tenure in the universe and legendary stalwart defense of it against the ancient forces of Chaos.

It is my duty as Archon to ensure our allies that our intentions are the fruit of condemnation towards the ill-intended policies of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus, which has used its tremendous sphere of influence to oppress and to subjugate any empire or civilization that holds different ideals to their own. The Court of Three in the Pact, of which I hold a seat, has determined that the Empire does not only threaten future Singularim endeavors but the fate of the Universe itself. Our military intervention and huge projection of force remain on the best interests to support those we consider legitimate nations (and allies) of the Pact, be it through the Krassio or through any other member-state.

I close this transmission by assuring our full support to the brave fighters in the Quadrants and the Cyrannus galaxy that incessantly struggle to bring back peace and harmony to their homes, all so that our fight for Balance in the Universe may go on side by side with any who wish to join us.


Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Flockguide Dan'danh, Acting Node-Orator of the Malu'h'a Nerve and captain of the Bamboozled Spirit
Such aid would be welcome as we're in a bit of a pickle here. The Empire got us good at Malu'h'a, and catching our breath has been difficult ever since. Figures our ambushes can do some damage and all, but nothing beyond being a nuisance.

Singularim Pact opens to Trade[]

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Ixchel

Chancellor of the Xochi Trade League and High Commisioner of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, listen to our words and take heed of our voice!

I am Ixchel, head of the trade and economic affairs of the Singularim Pact, which stands unopposed in the Chandras Galaxy as its dominant power. I come to you, reaching out with the power vested upon me, to open relations for peaceful trade of goods and technology. We seek to further our investment in the Gigaquadrantic civilizations and trade some of our valued technology to any empire willing to engage in a commercial pact. We seek mostly the trade of goods that can help us sustain our member-states and protectorates, as well as space-faring technology and the purchase of vessels to maintain the route.

I await your answer, hoping that the Pact can find any trading allies in the future.


The Indoctrinate Collective sends its regards. We have heard much of your Pact from our allies of the Delphan Coalition of Planets and it would be within our interests to foster positive relations with you. Our diplomats shall get in touch with your representatives in order to open up trade routes between our people and yours.
Ixchel.pngHigh Commissioner Ixchel
We salute you, the Pact will be pleased to improve relations with your empire. We eagerly await further communications from you.
YA GOT ANY PIZZA Y? ILL TRADE YA SOM BLING FER IT THO IF IT TASTES BAD DEN ILL SMASH YA FACE IN
I, the Pure One of the Purity would like to extend my most welcoming greetings to the Singularim Pact. We would gladly accept forming a trade pact with you. As another empire having a lot of vassals, we can provide everything you've asked for, especially spacecrafts. Goods you need can be easily manufactured using our Dyson spheres, the building of which is also up to sale. In return we would ask you for psionic and essence-based technology, which can further enhance our knowledge of Pure Energy and make the use of it much more effective. I believe our offer is upmost commendable? We also look towards good relationships between our two great empires.
Ixchel.pngHigh Commissioner Ixchel

We are pleased to have reached the Purity. A trading alliance would be in order. The war machine of the Pact is extensive and we would only require the manufacturing of civilian freighters for the connection of trading stations within and without our controlled space. Dyson materials are also welcome but we can discuss details in a proper meeting on a more disclosed channel. As for our psionic tech, I will issue orders to our Krassio specialists for proper training in the psionic arts.
THE PURITY
Ah great! Then we shall arrange our meeting where we discuss all matters necessary.

Not who you expected[]

Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Greetings, Mortals and Immortals of the Gigaquadrant! I am the Emissary of Nix, and have arrived to this Galaxy Cluster in search of an Empire to call my own so I could spread his will amongst the Viable of you. I am ready to exchange goods, weapons, currency, beliefs, and maybe even some technology!

I have chosen The Iexian Union as my Vessels. Do not worry about them, I shall take ahem good care of them. What matters is that I have now arrived, and am ready to trade my resources with you!

(Background Voice Please help us!)

Be QUIET! Oh, sorry about that, some of my Subjects are still resisting my rule. Don't worry about them, all will be splendid. If you have any questions, ask away!

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VICE PRESIDENT DIABLO

GREETINGS. WE WILL REQUIRE A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR MOTIVES BEFORE WE CAN TRUST YOU WITH TRADE. AS A VIRUS SUCH AS YOURSELF, WE SUSPECT THAT THIS IS A FRONT FOR WHICH YOU CAN SPREAD YOUR ILLNESS.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Yeah, that's quite explain a lot! But, lucky for all of the First Gigaquadrant, this sentient infection already revealed its true intentions!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Abominations! Do you believe that anybody would consider trading or considering diplomacy with a... plague like you? Begone from the gigaquadrant, demons!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Heh. I'm not surprised, to be honest. Well then, Have it your way.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

If I had it my way, then the entire "Invincible" fleet would already be kicking your ass!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
You don't understand, do you? I am an infection. If even a small fleet of my ships was destroyed near a planet of yours, some of the Infection might spread. And once it has spread enough, I can control that too. And eventually, I would have a part of your "invincible fleet". And then what? Think before you speak next time.
Greetings, we are very sorry for the delay in replying to you, we did have a small problem, but glad we already solved it and are finally ready to trade with you! We are indeed interested in trading beliefs, technology and maybe even, if you allow it of course, fellow vessels for a great price. So, what do you say?
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Finally, someone with a little sense. Your offer has been considered, and I've decided we can easily trade all of the above mentioned. Please do keep in mind to thoroughly disinfect all the ships I send you.
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
Ah wonderful! No worries, with our new purificatory toys we can easily clean them and take them over, the infection might actually be a benefit to us, we'll see what out bio-researchers can do. Now the question is, what do you need in return? Our mightiest patron can fabricate everything, from food to a megastructure, the possibilities are limitless. Once the trade route is planned out, we'll contact our two other allies to bring and protect the goods.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

You're actually thinking of putting something as powerful as a megastructure in the hands of a mind controlling pathogen? What a joke. You don't understand what you're messing with... I have no doubts that at this moment, they're trying to manipulate you anyways!
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
A very valuable pathogen nonetheless, with the Purification Project we'll take the received infection under our control without problems, it may finally make my fellow brethren be able to change their forms. And don't worry about the megastructures with the pathogen, our great patron has everything under flawless control.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
You are seriously thinking about trying to exploit me for your personal gain? Wow, I thought you made sense, but it appears I am mistaken. Nevertheless, trade shall continue. I would gladly accept a Megastructure in return for me giving you what you have requested. A dyson sphere, perhaps? The Iexian Union was never very efficient, so a source of power would be greatly appreciated.
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
I don't really think that can be called exploitation though, it's still better than disinfecting the crew and like, completely and painfully killing you inside of them. The purified Tendrils and crew will just be safely disconnected from your main body. I believe the upcoming changes and repurposement of the genome can be put into the "technology" category. Anyways, we'll now contact our patron and they shall send a good amount of their probes to build the dyson sphere at one of your systems. Do you want to ask us anything more before our trading allies will come here?
THE PURITY
Offer accepted: Sending 100'000 Purity Probes to your location with the needed resources to build 1 Purity Dyson World... Please await our arrival.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
I have nothing else to add, and thank you sincerely for your help.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Imbeciles! Do you realize what you have done? You give, of all things... a Dyson Sphere of all things! You could have sent them money... ships.... Hell, even technology! But you lent them a megastructure of all things? Don't fucking feel sorry when this... virus takes over everything in its sight!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Disgusting Creatures. Interstellar Imbeciles. I'll be happy when I get to wipe you off the face of the Gigaquadrant, Grubmolians. But it is not time. You are safe... for now.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

What a laughable statement. You think, that with your tiny 4 systems and population you'd be able to beat a country 12x as powerful as us? You have nobody backing you up, so don't expect support.
As for the Purity, you have committed a grave mistake... Oh, so naive. You do not understand the consequences of your actions.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Systems are irrelevant. Population is irrelevant. I do not care about population. I am a pathogen. I spread not through colonization, but through infection. If I ever get to you, I can settle, hide in the Plants, the Animals, waiting for the moment to strike. And then... YOU ARE MINE. You think I care about your numbers? All I care about is to spread. Oh, how tasty your minds must be, with such a huge amount of emotion...
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Oh, please. As if you're close enough to us? Besides, it's not like anybody's gullible enough to fall for your tricks. It's obvious that you're nothing more than a manipulative 'fuck'. The only thing you're getting from us is a full scale invasion. If that means blowing up your controlled colonies, it means blowing up your controlled colonies.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Bah. If you insist, I shall let off for now, and go infect someone else, or perhaps start colonizing. I shall return when my numbers are greater. Remember: You'll never be rid of me for good. I came from a meteorite, there are probably more of me out there. Nix shall have the last laugh.
Hey, Iexian Union! Can you hear me?! I'm Tycoon JOmnivore, from JCompany! I am trying to response your emergency Broadcasts, but apparently there is some type of interference! We have developed a cure for your pathogen problem! We have already distribuibed it to some of your allies in Mirus Galaxy, like the United Republic of Grubmolians! Please respond!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Why thank you, JOmnivore! It's about time somebody realized that we need to take action against Nix!
THE PURITY
Do not worry, we have everything under our control. We are exactly in between the Lastlight region and the rest of Mirus and will step in should it try to violate our rules or get too much out of control. We have it cornered.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thanks for the support, everyone! Let just hope we can also save the Iexian Union in An'îex.
Communications Network of the Iexian Union
static ...Found us?... ...Help... static ...Cure?... ...Can't hold much longer... static ...Save us... static
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Uhh... that wasn't supposed to happen... What? (in background) A radio tower was destroyed? . . . But... by whom? . . . You don't know either? Well that's just great.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
We got signal! We got signal! We are deploying the cure to your location! Just hang in there! (in background) What?! . . . Really?! . . . Great! Do this "force-transmit code subsets" thing to the radio towers then! Stop this damn block!
Communications Network of the Iexian Union
static ...those ships yours?... static ...think the radio towers are working better... static ...we can do this... static
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Yeah, that's our guys! We are deploying the JCure!

The JCure seems to be working, and the tech JTeam are getting progress on the radio towers too!

We are sending you some Bio Protectors and Bio Stabilizers to help with the cure too!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hey, we have detected that the Tendrils of Nix have lost control of the planet! Hooray!

I am sending you Iexian guys a large supply of the JCure and more JBio stuff! You can use the planet as a base of operations to start retaking your remaining solar systems from the Nix! We from JCompany are deploying the cure there already!

Oh, yes! There are resources to build one Purity Dyson World near your location, sent by 100'000 Purity Probes! It was originally a trade with Nix, but I am contacting the Purity to cover the bid, providing a JTrade Route with more and better technology and raw resources than the Nix can do! I believe the Iexian Union have a better use for this Purity Dyson World than the Tendrils of Nix, don't you agree?!
Communications Network of the Iexian Union
static ...I think the radio block is starting to clear up, It's much easier to communicstaticttle interference. Progress is great, I think we'll have another planet clstaticoon! Not much longer, and that damned infection will finally be gone. Thank you for your support, everyone! static
THE PURITY
We agree with this decision, it was Tricherus' idea anyway, we only ever needed the pathogen itself to somehow give himself up to us, which he has. Dyson Spheres of our mechanism can only be built using Pure Energy, which our Probes carry, they can themselves build the sphere without any outside help. I believe the creation of a trade route between our empires is a justifiable cause to do so, and since the planet was a Nix planet as the offer was made, nothing is violated.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thank you very much for accepting my offer, Pure One! We from JCompany are grateful for all the help!

Thank you for the recognition too, Iexian Union! Together, we can all grow up prosperous and healthy!

Let's keep up the JCure deployments, follow the health protocols, and stay alert for any disease or Eco Disaster, to make not just here, but all the First Gigaquadrant, a better place to live!

And let's fix that radio static, too!
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
I believe that it is now necessary that we begin to block all trade, imports, or exports to or from the Iexian Union. It is crucial that nobody gets infected. Just a single infection and KABLOOEY! You're too late.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Yeah, nothing is coming from the Lastlight Sector right now! The infection are cornered, and if the infection try to escape, the Purity already told that will step in! We are deploying the cure, and are hacking the radio towers that are blocking the emergency Broadcasts, from distancy! Let's just hope it works and the situation there improves!
InuneridalitySymbol.png REPRESENTING THE INUNERIDALITY: COUNCILWOMAN INFINITE BUREAU (COMMUNICATIONS)
Reading, not quite comprehending.

JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
I can explain this one!

There is this sentient, malevolent, deadly and crazy pathogen, Tendrils of Nix, that infected and are mind controlling the majority of the Iexian Union, and are now threatening to infect the rest of the First Gigaquadrant! When it threatened JSector, I have no choice but to take action!

Now we are trying to help the Iexian Union to get rid of the infection, or at least trying to make the infection step back and not dominate the entire Iexian Union! We have the infection cornered, and hopefully, the situation may get better soon.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

It would be appreciated if the Inuneridality were to contribute to the effort of slowing or halting the spread of Nix instead of idly standing by... We have already begun to adapt our military to the tactics of Nix.
Hahahaha... fools... I will prove everyone wrong when we line our soldiers helmets with foil!


Incoming news from JSector[]

Hello, JMTV JSpectators! Enjoying the JMusic, right?

It's me, your favorite JGalactic JStar, on air to deliver you a special bulletin of the JNews!

Sure, recently the JSector have been granted with lots of good news! Not much time ago, the Intergalactic Traveler JBot just returned safety from his longest Space JAdventures to date, and now this: the JWar, the war that ravaged our tiny galactic sector for so much time, is over! Yeah!

That's it! Peace at last! No matter if you fought for the JAlliance or the JHorde, those divisions are now over! It's time to rebuild and prosper!

And here, at JMTV studios, we have the very JPerson responsible for all this, the JBig JBoss himself! JLadies and JGentlemen, please a big round of JApplauses to Tycoon JOmnivore!

  • JOmnivore: Hello, JSector! Hello, JGoofy! It's nice to be here!
  • JGoofy: Hello, JBoss! Feel yourself at home!
  • JOmnivore: Oh, it's a somewhat strange title! Remember that it's the result of the hard work of many people, including the JPeople of the JCompany, not the work of one person alone! Everyone from the JSector are the JSaviors of JYourselves!
  • JGoofy: So how did you manage it? How do you end the JWar?
  • JOmnivore: Well... I just learned how to do it from my JAscentors! Let me tell you a JHistory: many years ago, when we JOmnivores were just a bunch of JTribesmen, we manage to do peace with other JTribes by using only friendship and music!
  • JGoofy: Yeah, that's history is pretty common too!
  • JOmnivore: Exactly! But then, our now economic JBrothers came with a idea: instead of rage a proselitist JWar, why don't just JNegotiate? People may hate cultures different from theirs, don't no one hates sporebucks! And then we JOmnivores started to make our first Trade Routes, and we became good at it! No problem in the JWorld cannot be resolved by sporebucks, resources, goods and services! Times later, our Trade Routes turn everyone in the entire JWorld into a JBig, JFriendly, JUnited JProsperous JPeople! And then we expanded to the Space!
  • JOmnivore: Oh yes! Then, remembering all this history JLesson, I thought: why don't we use Trade Routes again, to solve the JWar? My JCompany made our route with all JCivilizations in JSector, but that's was not enough! Then, again, we turned ourselves to the stars! You see, since the JMTV broadcasted to the entire First Gigaquadrant, many, many people from all over the place responded! Many different people, different ways of life! The First Gigaquadrant is full of all sort of life! Many dangers, yes, but also many friendly people, needing help and wanting to help! So, I ordered the JCompany are expand, establish Trade Routes accross the First Gigaquadrant! Then I made plans of how to use the profit of the new Trade Routes, and a JFund to stop the JWar was one of top JPriorities!
  • JOmnivore: No! The JFactions still exists, but they are now part of the JCompany! I talked to the JLeaders of both JFactions, and we agree to stop hostilities between them, as soon the JCompany mediates conflicts and maintain peace and security in JSector. Such JLeaders will also remain as JCompany's shareholders!
  • JOmnivore: Sort of. We can say that now the JCompany represents the United JEmpires of JSector, and will envolve itself more in JPolitics, and not just in JBusiness. Other than that, not much will change, really! The major JActions of the JCompany will still be decided by the shareholders, as usual!
  • JOmnivore: My personal JMotto will always be "to prosper", and that is exactly what all JSectorians can expect! I believe that JTrade can be the JRemedy to JWar's derailment! JTrade is a blast furnace in which can be forged the JSteel of a new rail JLine, running straight to a new JHorizon, a JHorizon of JProsperity and JHappiness! We have much JWork and much JTrade to do, and we will need everyone's JHelp!
  • JGoofy: And that's Tycoon JOmnivore, JLadies and JGentlemen! We will receive and response JMessages from our JSpectators, soon after some finer JMusic!

idunno bout da rest of yoo alien peeps but i feel like im havin a stroke reedin dis
JGoofy, Galactic Star of JMTV
Hello, Jol'kiar!... sorry for the stroke, I guess?
  • JGoofy: Do you know them, JBoss?
  • JOmnivore: Sort of! They kinda... called us nerds before...
  • JGoofy: Really? You JBoss, a nerd?
  • JOmnivore: Let's say we didn't found an opening for such thing...
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Ahh... Less war. Less war means more travel. More travel means more spreading People. More spreading people... means more disease transfer. More disease transfer means I can thrive! Watch yourselves, people of the JSector, for I... shall... RISE!
JGoofy, Galactic Star of JMTV
Hello... are you a disease, you say?
  • JGoofy: Do you know this disease, JBoss?
  • JGoofy: Really? Any progress on this work?
  • JOmnivore: Yes! You see, this Tendrils of Nix is some sort of sentient pathogen capable of mind control, and has seized some territory in the Lastlight Sector of the Mirus Galaxy, taking over the minds of the infected locals and controlling them like puppets! They even managed to use such hosts to make trade!
  • JGoofy: Oh, a pathogen that can trade?!
  • JOmnivore: Yes! But doing that, they made a mistake! You see, they traded with the Purity, and our Intergalactic Traveler JBot just happened to spend a long time in the Purity! When returning from his travels, JBot manage to detect some strange pathogen on some purity probes, and collect some samples of the pathogen, and delivered it to the Health JDivision! And our Health JDivision are now working on a cure!
  • JGoofy: Oh, that's great JNews!
  • JGoofy: A big round of JApplauses, JSpectators!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Heh. A cure, you say? I don't think so. Even if you manage to get rid of me, another one will soon take my place. And that one will be a different strain, and I will make sure it retains my memories. You will never be rid of me, Imbeciles. Nix will have the last laugh.
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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

I'M ABOUT TO DROP EVERY SINGLE MORAL I HAVE IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR NON-EXISTANT MOUTH!
JGoofy, Galactic Star of JMTV
Hey, that's the JClient to talked about, JBoss?
  • JOmnivore: Yeah, that's the Grubmolians! They are great friends of ours! You can see that they support our cause!
  • JGoofy: Hey, thank you for the support and to turn in JMTV, Grubmolians!
THE PURITY
Using our new purified symbiotic enhancement for study, very clever, you are lucky it's not contagious in its current form.
JGoofy, Galactic Star of JMTV
Hey, that's the guys JBot spend time with, right?
  • JOmnivore: Yes! They have the ones that provided us with the pathogen sample for study, and they have the disease cornered!
  • JGoofy: Hey, thank you for the support and to turn in JMTV, too!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
JMTV has some of the most interesting broadcasts we have seen! Our Media Evaluation Committee highly recommends it, and JMTV is an awesome thing to cheer you up when your new experimental kugelblitz reactor exploded because the cafeteria nivenian thought that it was a dishwasher (I will have my revenge.). Anyway, JMTV is great for cheering you up!
JGoofy, Galactic Star of JMTV
Hey, thanks for watching us, Nivenian fans! Cheer up everybody is what we like to do, with reactors exploding or not! Here's some JMusic especially to you!

Vocal Transmission From the Simultaneity[]

Simultaneity Flag.png Zushkalk, Ganglion of the Mutualist Apparatus of the Simultaneity Simultaneity Flag.png
Announcing the presence of the Simultaneity to Most Valued Beyonders. Presently confined within the Dimstar Outbacks of the Mirus Galaxy. Primary accomplishments include omnipresence of synchronet and integration of numerous Cortices- fellowkind, Quenethkind, Bhakuulkind, Zalkyuzkind. Eternal insulation against significant entities has been determined apoptotic. Present transmission intended to rectify this. Main goals are recognition of the Simultaneity as a notable polity and increase of awareness of the Simultaneity regardless of recognition of power.

The Simultaneity is an unmalicious entity. Undesires aggression. Thoughts of all users are respected. Synchronet congruent for increased cohesion. Tangible gain over pure-analogue neurology. However, forcible integration is perpendicular to our goals. Mutualism is the preferred arrangement where our purpose is parallel. Commensalism undesired but acceptable. Malignancy unsound.

Mandated to address your presumptions. Elaboration will occur if demanded.

Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
"The Simultaneity is an unmalicious entity." - Um, you kinda grew to your current size solely through forced integration after wars of which four out of five you instigated. How is that unmalicious? Also, are you one entity or several hundred billion?

Message from Nivenian Empire[]

Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We are selling stuff! We have lots of food, industrial equipment, and the BRAND NEW DIY ECUMENPOLIS KIT 1.0! Garunteed to work! See here for our prior work! We are experienced, make sense, and can get stuff done FAST!!! Everything is 20% off: LIMITED TIME OFFER BUY NOW OFFER EXPIRES BEGINNING OF 21 NE!!! Payment will be accepted in gold, actinides, or green spice (Note that these are not the same price by kilogram). And have a nice day!
Hello! Nice to see some good offer like this!

We from JCompany always like to trade, and we like your offer! We always like to get the best new stuff and make new friends! I can't wait to taste this new food, and see this equipment and kits of yours working here in our JSector!

We can offer you one of the best green spice around all this gigaquadrant, garanteed! Perfect to make some relaxing, minty JTea like this one in my hand right now!... (...) yeah, JDelicious! Just say the word and we will send you full shipments of our JGoods in our JSpaceships right to your doorstep!

Also, we have lots of other offers of JGoods and JServices available in our JEmporium! Check it out! If you wish, we can also make a permanent JTrade Route and build a custom JTrade Center in your empire, to keep you always up-to-date with our best latest offers at any time! What you say?
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We would love to establish permanent trading relations. As such, A JTrade Center sounds like a wonderful idea! If this works for you, we would like it delivered near the planetary capital of A11 (in the Nivenia System). Once the Embassy/Trade Center has been established, we would like to discuss deals on the Nivenian Empire talk page! Your green spice sounds awesome, and we cannot wait to do business with you! Also, you may be interested in our brand-new Super-Kleeno Atomic washing machine Mk.4, now with 70% less neutron radiation! Consulting services regarding megastructural engineering are also available. We have a lot of experience in that regard.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Great! Thank you for the reply! We sent a convoy of Trader JSpaceships with shipments of JGoods and JStuff for the JTrade Center, as requested!

Our traders on board will take all your offers, from domestic utilities, like the Kleeno Atomic washing machine Mk.4, to megastructural engineering! They will also have their own offers to you, as for example:

  • The favorite vehicle of all JEmpires, the JSpaceship! This handsome multi-use, high-customizable spaceship can be used to everything, since friendly travels in family to interstellar wars! Equipped with powerful JDrivers and the amazing Warp Tech, they can travel to almost anywhere in the First Gigaquadrant! Available in various models and sizes!
  • You prefer something more immobile? We from JCompany are also in the field of engineering! Our JHalls, JHouses, JFactories and JEntertainment buildings has the best benefit–cost ratio of our sector and are built in all of our client empires! Call us to build your cities and nations!
  • We also got the JMegastructures! Dyson JSwarms, JRings, JBubbles, JShells and JWebs! Dyson JMegastructures for all tastes and budgets!
  • The amazing JCure! Feeling sick? Talk to your doctor to recommend you the JCure! Effective against most diseases known in the First Gigaquadrant, including pathogens and radiation!
  • And more! Many more! It will be nice to do business with you!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! Great news that the JTrade Center is headed our way (By the way, what are its dimensions?)! How about this deal: Our large corporations will buy your goods wholesale and sell ours wholesale as well. Then, you can transport them to the JSector. Our market forces will determine what we buy, but green spice imports will go over well. By the way, are the JBuildings pre-fabricated? Our Megastructural Constructuion Corporation has informed us that they inthk JBuildings would make an excellent addition to our 11 ringworlds that are under construction. Further discussions must be made, but it could be the new look that they want.

As much as we would like to take up your offer on JSpaceships, our aquireing FTL technology through external means would not go over well with our neighbors. Unfortunate as it is, for the current deals you will have to do the shipping.

For megastructural advice, please visit the M.C.C.'s megastructure advising and sales office in the Departmental district of Nivenia Prime.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello! Our JTrade Centers are highly customized buildings, and such size and design are made to adapt the best way possible to our JClients customs and needs! The First Gigaquadrant have very different civilizations and cultures, and JTrade Centers must adapt to them!

In Nivelian Empire case, the empire looks like a good place for heavy trading, and our enginners liked your concept of Habitable Objects and Ecumenopolis, so our plan is to make the Nivelian JTrade Center some sort of "micro-Ecumenopolis" that we are calling JEcumenopolis - and yes, we are using the DIY ECUMENPOLIS KIT 1.0 as base for this!

About our JBuildings: yes, they are pre-fabricated and have standard design based on our JCulture, and so they are a little less customizable in comparation of our JTrade Centers - but customizable nonetheless! I will make sure to have a JBuilding showcase on our new Nivelian JTrade Center!

And don't worry: guaranteed shipping for all deals! The traders I sent will solve all technical details in Nivenia Prime!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We are glad that we can see eye-to-eye on these matters. How about we section off 500,000 km^2 of A11 for the new JEcumenopolis? We will even throw in a space elevator so that trillions can come to the new trading center for trips!

By the way, just so that you do not make this mistake again, we are the NiveNian Empire, and the Nivelian Rebublic is someone else. No offense taken, this is a common mistake. In any case, we are so happy to have someone new to trade with! May the trading begin!

For large government deals and any further negotiations that might be nessesary, send the Nivenian Empire a message on its talk page.

I hope that we can continue trade relations for as long as our secondary burns!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello! The section space and the space elevator are perfect! I will make sure to be present personally for the JEcumenopolis inauguration!

Sorry for my mistake with names, by the way! The new memos will get it fixed!

May the trading begin and prosper!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! A11 now has a JEcumenopolis! Thank you for your attendance, and have a truly wonderful day!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thank you for everything! The inauguration sure was amazing, all those people! Have a truly wonderful day, too!

New trades available from Nivenian Empire[]

Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello everyone! We know that many of you burn andasium for various purposes, and we would like to purchase large amounts of spent andasium for scientific purposes. As this is probably abundant for many of you, and you probably do not have many uses for it, we would like to buy it in exchange for food. We propose a 20:1 spent andasium to food ratio, but the price is negotiable. We have quadrillions of metric tons of food on hand right now, so we will probably be buying for a while.

Please come to our office buildings on Nivenia Prime to discuss trading options in more detail.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Representing the Purity Corps, J.U.D.G.E.
Greetings, Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits.

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The judgement of this request has been deemed to be more than 90% acceptable by the Purity. By our protocols this entails immediate action from the pillars. We have first signed the contract of being the ones to propose the action of buying and selling goods and services between two or more participants.


We would like to: buy 'food'. Cause: Enrichment of gardens and feeding of biological members of the Purity; new species for purification. We could sell you: manifactured and used andasium.


You can agree to this deal by signing the contract we shall be sending you, to receive it, enter the code here, which we shall send on your private talk page.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello! Authentication Code for protocol AHT10: b04m8p33T20

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Representing the Purity Corps, J.U.D.G.E.
Emotion: Gratitude


We shall send the documents immediately, thank you for your participation!
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Wonderful! We cannot wait to commence trading!

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments

We come in cliches! Wait, I mean peace![]

Stupid translator. Anyway, I assume you other nations aren't as Pirate-y as the Pirate Consortium.By the way, does anyone have a tech that allows Spice to be compressed down to smaller areas? We need it for our... uh, Spice cargo ships. Definitely them. We would also love to open up scientific and trade channels with anyone. We however will not be trading Null Spice for anything.Also, friendly reminder to make sure your databases are coded well before entering our name into them. We have already crashed our own databases twice, don't let it happen to you. (Author's note: between the time I originally posted this and now, I did a rework of Null Spice, which included removing the need for nullum and red spice entirely. That is why the messages under here conflict with the current Null Spice page. Of course, seeing this they will probably change their messages, making this make even less sense.)


One of our companies that makes various desserts accidentally ordered the production of 50 billion fruit popsicles instead of 5, and now our capital planet is overflowing with fruit pops. We put them all at the poles so they don't melt, but we still need someone to take them off our hands. Can someone take them off our hands? (ten seconds later) hmm, I kinda expected JOmnivore to immediately pop up talking about their computer systems and offer to take the fruit popsicles off our planet. Guess he isn't that fast.


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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Null Spice? Now that's even wackier than rainbow spice, and I've seen people talk about a "SporeWiki" sort of thing on these communications when talking about that thing.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
What is rainbow spice? Is it a mix of the other spices?
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We are certainly glad that you come in peace, and are looking forward to trading with you. We currently are not having any problems at all with our databases, mostly since we usually do not actually use databases for recording things. Most of us use lots of paper and file cabinets. Anyway, you might try storing the red spice at pressures of a few gigapascals the compress it. In our experiences, a few GPa of pressure can compress water to only 60% of its original volume, so it may have the same effect on red spice.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello! As for our trading options, we have a lot of food, pink spice, DIY Ecumenopolis kits, industrial equipment, and we offer engineering advise on megastructural construction.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
We would love a megastruture or 2, but I doubt we have anything worth that much (or FTL drives capable of making it all the way to your system). We do have Zero Point Energy tech, although you may have that already. If we could have a megastructure, an Ecumenopolis would be nice.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello! We are glad to see your interest in our Ecumenopolises! Sorry it took us so long to respond, we were dealing with the legal fallout of accidentally detonating an asteroid when our latest experimental kugelblitz reactor exploded. Anyway, our DIY Ecumenopolis kit 2.0 is a must-have for populous empires! The DIY Ecumenopolis 2.0 spans 300 million square kilometers of a planet's surface, supporting a population of 1.4 quadrillion! Is this overkill? If it is, you can buy anywhere from 1% to 99% of a full unit, with scaled size and capabilities! Is 1.4 quadrillion not enough? Good thing the kits are modular, with up to five being able to be stacked on top of each other, separated by massive plates of metal! Waste heat threatening to cook your planet? Buy coolant systems from us too, 30% off! Do you need more bang for your buck? With the right industrial equipment and cooling systems (ours) you can increase the carrying capacity more than twofold! Someone is trying to blow up the buildings? Er... we can not really help you there. ANYWAYS-DIY Ecumenopolis 2.0 - BUY NOW!

See here for our prior work.

Payments can be accepted in bulk carbon, aluminum, titanium, nitrogen, phosphorous, spice, fertilizer, Nivenian credits, uranium, plutonium, or deuterium.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
I think we will purchase 5% of an Eumenoplis to start.However, I am not sure we have enough building materials to pay for it. As such, we have realized that you could benefit greatly from some Null Spice. In particular, since Null Spice can annihilate energy, you could replace those giant radiators you have with smaller plants that use null spice to get rid of the heat. Of course, these would need regular shipments from us to keep them running, so it is understandable if you don't want to do that. I am sure we can scrounge up enough minerals and gasses.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello! 5% sounds wonderful! The construction has already begun! As for the payment, you have the benefit of being a first-time customer, meaning that you are eligible for our 7-year payment plan at 2% interest.

As for the Null Spice, that would probably be under the jurisdiction of the Board of Technology. We made a lot of the infrastructure on Nivenia Prime, but the Board of Technology controls it.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We are delighted to hear your offer of assistance, but our economic security evaluation team is concerned about what may happen if your country goes under. Anyway, just curious, where does the energy from the null spice go anyway?
Your evaluation is fair, so we will pay in materials instead. On the note of where the energy goes, we are not sure. One theory guesses that Null Spice contains anti-energy, and so the energy is annihilated, but then shouldn't the Null Spice be anti-matter as well? Another theory is that the Null Spice is linked to another universe, and instead of annihilating the energy, the energy is transported to the other universe. Anyway, the energy is unreachable. However, since Vacuum Energy seems to be infinite, and we have technology to pull from Vacuum Energy, there will always be more energy. Hmm, I wonder if we can use Vacuum Energy to make matter, since Energy=Matter*Speed of light^2. We will have to look into that. Anyway, we are currently sending our payment, as well as a good amount of Null Spice if you want to either research it or bose-einstein condensates.
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! Thank you for your consideration! You might be able to make matter directly from energy in massive synchrotrons, but you would probably just get 80% mesons, and even after that equal parts matter and antimatter. The issue probably has more to do with conservation of baryon number [1] then anything else. Anyway, thank you for your shipment of Null Spice! Our scientists are quite intrigued!
Hello, Null Empire! I am Tycoon JOmnivore, and I speak for the JCompany, the most successful and friendly business company of the Milky Way Galaxy! Pleased to meet you!


We from JCompany would also love to open up scientific and trade channels with you! Our JEmporium will sure have lots of JProducts and JServices to solve any problem your Empire may face!

Having problem with translators? Try our JTranslator and communicate yourselves without problems with any lifeform of the First Gigaquadrant and beyond!

Having problem with pirates? We from JCompany sure don't! Try our military contracts, involving JSpaceships, JWeaponry, JTraining and JSecurity to keep your Empire secure! No Pirate Consortium will bother you while our Defense JDivisions boys are around!

Having problem with databases? NullPointerExceptions will never crash your systems again with the IT support of our JCompany's engineers, scientists and JBots! We are specializing ourselves with Matrioshka brains, by the way!

Wanting some spice or spice tech? Spice trading is one of the specialities of JCompany! We have spice for almost all tastes, compressed or decompressed any way you want!

I said "almost" because, despite all our experience with spice trading, I confess I never heard of null spice before! But we have white spice and void spice! Are they related?
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
Void Spice sounds similar to Null Spice. Null Spice is a variant of spice that comes from an opposite universe that has (in our eyes) anti-particles instead of particles. As such, Null Spice has a tendency to annihilate the energy of things it touches, turning the matter into a bose-einsten condensate. Luckily, there is an energy threshold, where only mater that has more energy that the threshold gets its energy annihilated. How it is produced is a state secret, sadly. However, we are now willing to trade you some Null Spice for research or weapons in exchange for other technologies, although what your Science JDivision has to offer is a little unclear. If we do send you some Null Spice,remember to keep the Null Repulse Generators on or the Null Spice might escape the container, since it can phase through a foot of solid matter (did I mention that already?)
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thank you for the response, Queen Sophram! We from JCompany are sure willing to trade our technology for Null Spice!

Our Void Spice are developed combining Void Tech we acquired from our JClients, and our own technology from JSector! Your explanation about Null Spice sounds similar to what our Void Shamans, from our Void JDivision, have to say about Void Spice, except our Void Shamans talks more about Essence... I believe some Null Spice for research can answer about how similar Null and Void are!

About our Science JDivision: they are pretty much the technological powerhouse that enable the research, development and improvement of all technologies used by all JDivisions of the JCompany, including terraformation, Gravitational weapons, Warp Tech, Void Tech, Pure Tech, Dyson tech, and more!

Some researches are company secrets, sadly! A policy enforced by the genius on charge of the Science JDivision! But we are willing to trade, right?

I sent to our scientists and void shamans the specifications of the containers that will carry the Null Spice! Our JSpaceships should be arriving in Systaron to establish our JTrade Center and JTrade Route soon! It is a pleasure to trade with you!
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
It is our pleasure too. We would love some more advanced warp tech (especially to develop the Glass Bomber), and Pure tech also seems very intriguing. We have some Null Spice ready for you to take. Dyson Spheres would be interesting, if we didn't already have Zero Point Energy. By the way, The United Republic of Grubmolians mentioned rainbow spice. Is that a thing?
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Rainbow spice is not a thing yet, as far as we know! But our Grubmolian JClients may have given us an idea for future projects... hum...

Anyway, the scientists of JCompany will be ready the share our technologies with your scientists as you requested, Queen Sophram!

May we prosper together!
Waptoria Alliance.png Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Commandant Oji'b
I smell potential Void Eye allies. Oh. Oh no. You definitely couldn't get a bunch of influence by giving them Null Spice weapons, because the Void Energy weaponry which they are reliant upon isn't totally prohibited or anything. Luckily the Void Eyes aren't aggressive, so perhaps I would even encourage you trading with them. If it gets them off their Void Energy reliance, then all the better. Just...please don't accept any Void-related stuff in return. The last two times, it made a huge mess and it was as big a mess to clean it all up.

Also, please be careful with that Purity stuff. It brainwashes one worse that the Void does, and the Purity isn't even subtle 'bout it. And you wouldn't want to lose your autonomy to a space cult, right?
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
I will look into that. Also don't worry about us using Void tech. We like our souls intact, thank you very much. Void energy doesn't seem that good, although the point of the Void is to be uncaring. On the subject of Purity, I hope we don't start a conflict with them. The Querians, one of the main races in our empire, has embraced Purity, while the other race has not. Hopefully this won't cause a schism/war, since the Purity has claimed that joining is optional, but we have heard that they aren't the most trustworthy of people. We will keep our guard up.

Anyone want to be our ally?[]

Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Lucari Gin, of the Coalition of Seceding States here. We are looking for any empire who would like to help us in our war against the Federation of Free Empires, along with their allies. We hope at least one empire in this grand Gigaquadrant is willing to support our cause. But I guess we’ll see in time. - Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
On the behalf of the United Corlinian Empire, I, The C.O.R.E. will make it clear that allying the Coalition of Seceding States will result with us either being on hostile terms with you, or make us declare war, if it’s an alliance. So, make sure to think about that before allying or helping them in any way.
THE PURITY
Who are these people?
The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
They are a rebel group that has been trying to overthrow the Federation for longer than a millennium. And recently, they looted our trade vessels that were set to deliver goods to the Federation after we declined to stop trading, for cutting our trade with the Federation would be harmful to the Mirus Colony’s economy.
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
...and is there a good reason why anyone should care about this war?
The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
Well, as long as no empire actually joins them, no. But if one were to do so, then this could actually become a problem for us, maybe not for you, but for us, that’d be a crisis!


Although, we are in doubt that any empire plans to help their rebellion.

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Damn! Can you stop messing with that knob?

Sorry about that, anyways. We have been led to this "Discussion board" after seeking out the meaning behind the signals we have tapped into from our outer borders. If what we hear is true, then it appears that we share this space with a large variety of what we hope to be equals.

While we have not fully mapped out our surroundings, we will be sending a signal from our furthest worlds in what you have dubbed the "Mirus Galaxy" as we speak, and we will be grateful to any who respond.

Waptoria Alliance.png Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Web-Speaker Waptoria
A fellow consensus? How delicious! Truly this is a joyful day!


Newcomers, your capacity to overcome your own biological limits is most admirable. We would ask for an embassy on your homeworld, so our diplomats can increase relations between the two of us, with the eventual goal of an alliance, of course. While trade is not our focus, our catalogue of lifeforms is especially broad. We have everything from the humble Minno and the famous Oogie to the cute Pip and even the dangerous lifeforms of fallen Demogorgon Prime, depending on the wildlife sanctuary in question. Though we do not, as a rule, sell wildlife for slaughter. If you were to use them to stabilise your ecosystems, however, look no further! We will gladly give you a discount and a steady supply of creatures.

We are also willing to send over experts to help you with your terraforming efforts. Causing rampant flooding creates ecological bottlenecks, after all. Now, there is little en empire of your recent age can offer us, though we would be delighted if you were to offer us genetic samples of the life you've encountered, and the ecological data of the habitable planets you've visisted.


May you farm the fruits of life and prosperity.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Hello, Skkhi'ha, we, the Coalition of Seceding States, welcome the Periphidi Assembly! We hope that we can do formal diplomatic meeting of sorts and make a trade agreement, maybe even an alliance. Until then, we’ll be awaiting a reply. Waella, neiceh mieetingh yaoyo! (Federation Language; Well, nice meeting you!) - Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
Hello, Skkhi'ha! We from JCompany managed to detect this signal from our JTrade Centers in Mirus Galaxy! How are you?

Needing some help? Our JEmporium will sure have something of your interest to barter!

Take a look: JTranslators, JMaps of multiples galaxies including Mirus, all types of spices, motivational JSlugger speeches, just name it!
Greetings Periphidi Assembly. We had our own translator problems when we first joined this board a few months ago.I have heard about your culture, it is quite interesting. I hope we can work together. By the way, we have some scary beasts on our capital planet of Elum. Maybe some of you could visit at some point.
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Odd, we've long been debating over whether or not to reveal ourselves to the galactic community over the risks of hostility. I doubt any of us expected to be given... bartering offers?

Especially in the case of the JCompany, a group dedicated to bartering? How interesting, we've traded amongst ourselves for years but we have never seen trading at such a scale. We would happily relinquish some goods in exchange for livestock and some improved cartography.

While we don't appear to be as technologically advanced as our new neighbors, we do have a large supply of jewels and minerals should you find them to be as precious as we do.

We thank you for welcoming us with open tendrils, -er, "arms."
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
We are open to trading some of our livestock for your wormhole tech. However, if you don’t want to share it, large emeralds are also very useful to us. Just send us the basic specifications (environment, ferocity, etc.) and we will provide animals that meet those specifications.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Skkhi'ha, I am more than happy to be able to show you the marvels of the intergalactic trading! We are made lots of JFriends accross the First Gigaquadrant this way, and we are willing to accept you as a JFriend as well! We accept the deal for goods, jewels and minerals! I sent some JSpaceships to Isskhiin to establish a JTrade Center dedicated for livestock trading and cartography! May we both prosper with our new JTrade Route!
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Question, Periphidi Assembly, what would you give for some top military grade pure diamene steel and coilguns to go with them? You probably have heard of a coilgun, but for diamene steel, you are likely wondering what it is, but what it is is a material made using small layers of diamene and fine steel to make a nearly impervious flexible armor. The stuff is only made by us, and the Federation. Or at least from our knowledge, that is. And you did mention that you aren’t as technologically advanced as your neighbors, so you could use these materials to make some of the strongest military ships that could even rival, if not outclass some of your neighbors’s fleets incase of war. We hope you consider this offer though, because we could really use some resources like more metal, fuel, rubber, etc etc. - Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Ah, armor! And a flexible sort at that! We have long lacked a standardized uniform for the troops. Is it lightweight?

The coilguns sound interesting as well, we have had some of our cabals adopt it as their weapon of choice, it has little recoil I assume? I will consult the other cabals on their stance on purchasing some stocks.

As for payment, we have a good stock of biofuel and crude oil, as well as a small but sufficient supply of synthetic rubber.

And yes, Queen Sophram, we would be happy to relay our wormhole drive schematics to you, although, they aren't exactly perfect. We don't have a perfect grasp on the technology as we reverse engineered it off whatever stray ships the scavengers could get ahold of. It works well for our navy, but it may take some time to adapt it to fit your ships.

In exchange, a steady supply of creatures would be much appreciated. We prefer to keep predatory sea creatures no shorter than 5 meters for hunting, but creatures of all sorts would serve well for keeping our ecosystems stable. Emeralds can also be arranged, but it may take some coordination with the 79th Apex, their system is much richer in beryl than ours.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
We are grateful for this trade deal. Creatures that fit your specifications are being identified and procured, and the first shipments will arrive by the end of the week. However, the 2nd Null-Consortium war is right around the corner, and while we will try our best, there is a chance the war will prevent us from obtaining certain species that are located on the edges of the Empire. Because of this, the shipments for a few months will be 2 times as large as the regular size.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
“How flexible?” You ask? Well, that can depend on the size of individual plates, but usually, it is as flexible as a kevlar vest is, maybe more so. It weighs roughly 0.08 kg/0.18 lb per plate, and there are 4 plates in one square foot, so that depends on the wearer’s size, but overall, it would be light in weight. Also, yes, these coilguns have little recoil and there is a large selection of calibers that range from 1 inch / 2.54 centimeters to 24 inch / 60.96 centimeter. And looking at what you’ll give in return, we will thank you and accept this generous offer with much gratitude. - Lucari Gin of the Coalition of Seceding States
The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
Did, did you just make a trade deal with the Coalitionists? How dare you support those terrorists! Wow.... well. That’s disappointing.
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
Cut the Periphidi Assembly some slack. They might not have known exactly what the Coalition was. Plus, I didn't see you or your allies propose any trade deals.
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Indeed, we are still researching further into our neighbors.

In fact, I do believe one of our goals in contacting the wider Mirus Galaxy was to receive information regarding its politics.

While we have some disagreements, I feel their political stance is too scattered to make a concise opinion on, thus, the cabals will form their opinions as they see fit. But until then, we the Assembly believe this armor will benefit us greatly.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Terrorists? Terrorists!? This insult shall be taken harshly. We will have you know that we shall crush your armies of drones equipped with glorified muskets with bayonets and use their metal, ammunition, weaponry and oil to power our war economy! The Imperium of Coriusian shall be stopped from it’s imperialist expansionism!


May the Menace of Coriusian be pushed back and may Mirus be safe from it’s expansionist ambitions! Luongh luiveh tiheh Cioalitioni, enndi luongh luiveh tiheh fareeh! (Federation Language; Long live the Coalition, and long live the free!) - Lucari of the Coalition of Seceding States
The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
You call us menaces? You fail to understand who started this conflict. You Coalitionists shall pay for your aggression towards the empire’s inter-galactic colonies! You shall fall as a tide of Coriusian metal overruns your land positions and you shall always be moving your rag tag groups of ships as the mighty Corlinian Fleet bites at your heels! [Anger Overload Detected: Rebooting] Ahem... sorry for that outburst. But, as I was saying, we, the United Corlinian Empire, shall make you pay for your raids against our trade vessels.
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
You mean the same vessels delivering the Federation weaponry, ammunition, metals, rubbers, plastics, and more? We only did what we did as your empire refused to stop trading. We saw it as simply doing what had to be done to prevent the Federation from receiving war supplies.
The C.O.R.E of The United Corlinian Empire
Well, now you’ve got a new enemy to worry about. See you on the field, Lucari. Actually, we don’t mind, as this’ll mean we can avenge the last conflict we had with you. This one shall not be the same, as our Mirus Fleet is more formidable and organized than it was back then.


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Hello, Tricherus of the Purity here, Archbishop of the third Pillar! We want to welcome you to the broader Gigaquadrant community. We think we should learn more about each other, or strike a trade route, those minerals you talk about seem pretty valuable, in return, we can give you some of our tech or build a megastructure or two, so, what do you say?
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We are the Nivenian Empire, nice to meet you! We are actually from the Cyrannus Galaxy, not Mirus, but our economy is huge and we sure have a lot of stuff to sell you, as the NTOCB could definitely explain.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hello! We would love to sell you food, pink spice, DIY Ecumenopolis kits, industrial equipment, cooling systems, and engineering advise on megastructural construction.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Periphid flag side thumb.png Skkhi'ha, Arbitrator of The Periphidi Assembly
Ah, Waptoria! How pleasant to see another spacefaring group so close in values to us!

Of course, the pacifism is... strange, but we shall respect your differences as you do to us. As for your offers, we gladly accept, though we highly discourage attempting to introduce the larger fauna of our homeworld to your worlds, our previous attempts have been... disastrous.


And for the rest of these bartering offers, I believe we will have to decline. We came here with an infrastructure prepared for diplomacy and prizefighting, not mass interstellar trade.

However, I will request that the cabals allow you to enter our space and trade as they see fit. We only request that you decline or fight fairly, should one of us challenge one of your pilots for their ship.

Ahoy, Mate![]

Ahoy Mate! We at the Pirate Consortium are inviting people to go assist us in grabbing some booty from the Null Empire, unless ye are lily-livered! Also, we are not pirates. We are privateers. The name is just branding. If ye want to join, grab ya duffle and man-o-war and get ready for a fight! And remember, no prey, no pay.


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Premier Nubel, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
We have reviewed over the circumstances and decided it is best to put our foot down and say that anybody who is involved in the activity of raiding the Null Empire will result in immediate action against you.

Considering the proximity of the Null Empire to our general location, the protection of both Null and Grubmolian territory is crucial.

To translate that for you 'privateers': You will die if you step near them.
THE PURITY
Degenerates!
Don't listen to them (if you can even decipher their lingo). They are pirates, through and through. They attacked us first, so we retaliated. Also, you will find the Null Empire a much more dangerous threat than you think. We don't want any more enemies.
THE PURITY
Greetings, Queen Sophram of the Null Empire, I believe we haven't properly met each other yet, though we do know and are delighted of the Querians' success. I am the Pure one of the Purity, heirs to the long gone Ravenrii and rightful owners of Illum Puri. I would like to ask you if we could help you to deal with these "privateers", Tricherus has some interest in getting people skilled in unconditional warfare, all the more in times of war such as these. What would you say to this?
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
I think we can handle them on our own, though we are happy to give recordings of the conflict. However, we do have some Pure Querian-crewed craft that could run war games with you when this blows over.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Commandant Oji'b
Hoo boy, here it comes.
The Kalslong Raiders
Coming from the Federation from the province of Kalslong! Trade raiding? Huh, maybe we could join, although, we have our personal standards, such as, 1. Don’t rob the poor 2. Don’t kill children 3. Don’t commit unneeded harm to prisoners 4. Always spilt the goods equally, although leaders always get at least 5%.


And, yes, we do indeed have a nice spacefaring fleet of 2 Frigate Mark2 of the line,

7 Frigate Mark1s of the line, 358 modified civilian craft, 1,000 ASCGS fighters, a force of roughly 75,000 crew, but, one thing we didn’t mention was our capital ship. It is a Coalitionist made CCMS Class 2, a powerful military ship, and the crown of our faction.
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Please stay far away from Nivenia. Pirates are not only bad for business, but tend to encourage unsavory practices, which would be best kept to a minimum.
The Kalslong Raiders
Question, Pirate Consortium, would you mind if we set out to the Null Empire’s space and rendezvous with you? With our force, you could probably take on any Null Empire trade convoy!
Pirate Lord Bob
Ahoy! We don't mind at all.
Do you think even your 2 armies can stand up to ours? You will find our trade routes guarded with cruisers, and within a minute after your attack we can have a thousand ships ready to pound you into space dust.
The Kalslong Raiders
Ha, ya must be joking lad, ain’t ya! By the time ya “mighty” fleets arrive, there will be nothing but dust left behind by us Kalslongians. Our ships are modified to be much more maneuverable and faster than their normal counterparts, in exchange for less armor. I think that even our CCMS Class 2 can move faster than the majority of your lads ships, if not all of ya bloody ships. Ya ships are technologically inferior to ours, mate, and I think they are better equipped as well. So guess what buddy ole palleo, ya’d probably never catch up to them unless they ran out of fuel! har har har!
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
Hey, wait a minute - If you pirates attack the Null Empire, we might not be able to sell our mountain of stuff there!

Currently transmitting plans for narrow-beam deuterium-fusion reaction engines to Null Empire.

This rocket engine design should help you battle the pirates.

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
Queen Sophram of the Null Empire
Thank you for the engine. In fact, we already had designs for weaker engines that would be enhanced using gravitational devices, and my engineers say they can apply it here.
Nivenian Trading Organization for Commercial Benefits
You are most welcome!

Thanks,

MegaSuperUltraCorp and Megastructural Construction Corporation, Inc. Trade departments
The Slaverslin Pirates, The Derlao Outcasts, The United Pirate Fleets of Heliquo, and The Calonia Wanderers
As of recently, we’ve joined the Kalslong Raiders and the Pirate Consortium. We recommend that the Null Empire surrenders to our combined forces and gives into our demands, if ya refuse, mate, many irreplaceable lives shall be lost. Not even ya stupid Nullum Horse can stop this interstellar advance! Although, lad, we have yet to see yer Nullum Horse. We bet it’s just bark with no bite! Har har har har!
Thena Wei of The Federation of Free Empires
Hello, Thena Wei of the Federation of Free Empires! Damn, these pirate groups have been getting out of hand. They have only been getting stronger during our civil war. If it weren’t for the Coalition of Seceding States we would have crushed these groups centuries ago!
Lucari of The Coalition of Seceding States
Do not dare blame the Coalition for your faults! These pirates are due to your faction’s failure to enforce it’s laws. If you had proper law enforcement in those provinces, these threats would likely not exist! - Lucari of the Coalition of Seceding States
JCarnívoro (5).png JCarnivore, Warlord of the 3rd JCompany Defense JDivision
Ah, pirates! I remember when you guys used to raid the JAlliance on all that Raider Rallies, drawing gunfire away from JHorde's JSpaceships... good times...

However, lots of things changed in the last years... the JWar ended, everyone in JSector got paid and forgiven, we JCarnivores got our premium war games, and life moved on, easy and peasy...

But now that fat JCat JOmnivore got more worried than usual, because his new "precious" trade routes are under risk of piracy! His new JClient did not asked for help (other than that voodoo technology), so the fat JCat is afraid to take action and risk his "friendly" image!

But I am no fat JCat! I can take some actions for him! So listen up: In memory of the old times, do not raid any Null Empire trade route shared with JCompany! Or do, our Defense JDivision will be ready to remember the old times better!

Or better yet: switch sides! Yeah, I know some of you pirates or privateers or raiders or outcasts or wanderers or whatever can do that, like the old times...
Irnen of The Kalslong Raiders
Don’t worry, the JCompany’s trade ships will be unharmed. I will make sure that if someone in our fleet does attack a JCompany vessel, we will turn them in. Also, before we begin fighting, we will have it be known that in the ole days, us lads actually managed to beat the Federation, although, we got crushed at the Capital of Zengunda when they used the Jalkiq’s Trap against us. Although, those times were different, nowadays, we shall not make the same mistakes.
JCarnivore, Warlord of the 3rd JCompany Defense JDivision
Great! There's still honor after all! In older times some drinks would be in order... damn, I miss the old days...
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