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Brag'klogga? Is that you? Aren't you supposed to be on MY SIDE, pillaging countless and unwary travellers and AIDING IN THE APPARENTLY AND UNFORTUNATELY SLOW APOCALYPSE?! Angazhar had ought to pull his thumb out.
well we tried da apocalyps an it kinda failed so im jus gonna TAKE ALL YA CHEESE insted. IMAGINE ALL DA PIZZA YOO CULD MAKE FROM IT
How about this, instead; I put udders on your oversized and underused head and milk you until kingdom come! Just think about how much cheese I could make then!
NO MAN DATS WEIRD. YOR WEIRD. YANNO WAT I DONT EVEN WANNA MUG YOO ANYMOR. IM OUT!!!
No wait! Come back! Think about the moments we shared! All three minutes of it! I could treat you to some cheese, of course. No? Oh well. Ta ta and farewell.
What an odd mix.
Message From Beyond
decoding translation matrix...completed
connecting to network 7sa-udb-swf...completed
Ah. There we go. You would not believe the extremities I had to go to in connecting to this. Many millions of light years away from the nearest network and I only just managed to tune into it. Anyway, let's begin. Greetings, men, women and those of ambivalent gender within the First Gigaquadrant. My name is President Tuk Nijusi of the Nijusi Syndicate; you would not have heard of me nor the company I lead. So let me explain myself and my role, here.
I lead a rather large network of trade and commerce where I live - and where I live, well. We call it Zahamantas, Adulovis Varupharnis, and even in my native tongue it is known as Sattu Sikusa. You will have heard of it in your society as the Tuuros Galaxy. Perhaps this may come as a shock to you, but indeed we have remained in this galaxy even past that...fiasco. Nevertheless, Tuuros stands strong. Isolated, but strong.
I extend warm greetings from my home of Nijusisumarec, where I live and where I work. Tuuros as you will find there is a thriving community of commerce and trade, and, once a year, I hold a galactic event to bring its cultures together. I call the Tuuros Galaxy Theater Festival; let the name not fool you, however. We as a galaxy are as hard as steel, and it seems that the only sense of unification we have is the desire to test our mettle against one another. Because this year we have finally opened contact with the wider Gigquadrant, we invite each galaxy who would listen to participate in this event. Preparations will take some time, as we are still accounting for our own participants.
In the meantime, feel free to question me on the culture of the Tuuros Galaxy. You will find it is more civilised than what our...main export was capable of. We apologise wholeheartedly for that.
- Tuk Nijusi, President of the Nijusi Syndicate
but i mite. depends if ya got work an cash
WAT DA HELL IS A VRANNTAN??? AND IS DIS A JOKE OF COURS IM A FAN OF FOOD. BUT I BET TUUROS DUSNT EVEN HAV PIZZA IN IT
Vranntan? Well. Loud, rather forthcoming with their conversations. Friendly once you've reached an understanding. And as for food, well. Us Sumikians have this rather interesting cuisine; it is a doughy substance rolled out flat and then having all manners of sauces and meats filled on top. Rather ingenious. Does that appeal to you?
...NO WAY MAN DATS PIZZA YA GOT. OK I MITE PAY YA DUM GALAXY A VISIT AN STEEL ALL YA PIZZA. FANKS YA BOZO
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So Tuuros has been rediscovered and is seems to harbour more life than just the Congregation. Perhaps it would seem right to turn our attention to Tuuros and start exploring it, seeking out new life and new civilizations, to boldy go where no Rambo has gone before eh?
Interesting. As an effort to reach out to the rest of Tuuros, outside of the Rasumuru Ascendancy and the Schism, His Imperial Holiness, Ascendant Vishvarasumurú II, has expressed much interest in this "Tuuros Galaxy Theater Festival", and will send our best warriors to participate in this testing of our mettle. His Imperial Holiness also apologizes in advance for any, ah, "incidents" that may occur between our warriors and the other participants at this Theater. But, be warned, that His Imperial Holiness hears rumors about your Syndicate, President Nijusi, and he considers them. Any criminal activity shall not be tolerated, and there will be retaliation.
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Great, just great, the situation in the Neutrality Zone continues to detoriate and endanger trade routes and visitors. And then the France and Drodo condemn us for raising the "The Gorge" and conducting increased security checks on the stations? Now I would say all these news feeds prove us right.
You're blind, Rambert, if you can't distinguish between a local planetary disturbance and a genuine threat. The Neutrality Zone is fine. These people have fewer starships than you have heirs. You want to know who the real threat to galactic peace and stability is?
- Ignoble, racist, sensationalist, militarist, backstabbing, You.
President of the Galactian House of Commerce
Raoul, you just made the next episode of The Klaxon.
Well, well, well, well well. A member of the French Empire calling someone a threat to Gigaquadrantic stability. Ain't that rich. The kettle gets called black. Amazing.
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But this won't change anything. Just watch, after this whole affair is done, and you've decimated their population, you'll start a "Civilization" program, in other words, make them second class citizens and make sure their living in their own refuse so they'll never bother you again. You can pat yourselves on the back and declare you've "civilized" those "Backward savages", all the while their basically slaves and second-class to the Drodo. You'll have em work 15 hours a day in your special little factories, bash their skulls in if they go on strike, and feed them a "special" food processed from your "special" factors called Slivan Green, and claim it's "high energy Plankton". But that's fine, at least those pesky natives will know their place. Jeez, when I left earth, I thought I was getting away from this. Glad to see humanity isn't the only race that has it's head shoved up it's own rear and acting like this.
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[Voice 1]: Orgoth, nala Ka Niik. Zuul na priky. Zuul na priky. Orgoth, priky.
[voice 2]: Lai Orgoth, Zuul. Aka na Kiir zu na kor.
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[Voice 1]: Priky? Naka zu naair?
[Voice 2]: Ark Azhan da Kinecaar!
[Voice 1]: Azhan da Kinecaar!?! Akrezan Akra Kiros.
[Voice 2]: [Shrieks]
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[Voice 1]: PRIKY!
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Fiihar Jivirik III's death AN INSIDE JOB? - Tuuros DISCRIMINATION!? - RAMBERT DRAMA - Alexandre I, Pizza, Ottzello | The Klaxon with Jivran Harponis
For our first story- the tragic death of Archduke Fiihar Jivirik III. The former-Premier of the Empire and all-around best man to ever fucking live was struck down by a fourth-rate French fencer by the name of Auguste de Guise, son of French admiral Franc de Guise. Ever since the incident the House of Jivirik has been assembling a team of private investigators, and requesting help with the investigation from the Draconid Imperium- where it all went down; the Drodo Empire- the best country in the entire universe; and the French Empire- de Guise's unlikable handler. Of the three nations contacted, only the Drodo Empire responded to the requests! Now folks, I'm not a big conspiracy guy-- but I sense a conspiracy. Jivirik, despite- or maybe because- of his virtue, was never liked by foreigners, and especially not by the limp-wristed wannabe aristocrat by the name of Alexandre I. Is it a mere coincidence that it was a Frenchman who struck down Jivirik at his lowest point? Is a coincidence that this Frenchman was "redeployed" before he could be interviewed? Was it just an accident, a misfiling, a fluke that made sure that the French or the Draconis had no opportunity to respond to the clan's requests? As the slogan of this company goes, we think not. ~
For our next story, the Tuuros Galaxy. Tuuros has been quiet for as long as I can remember, but in a shocking surprise message on the UDB they have recently explained that not only did they survive some war, but that they're now breaking their isolation with a... Theatre?
That isn't important. Clearly, the most important bit is the very beginning- where President Tuk Nijusi claims that, not only did he have great trouble connecting to Discussion Board and the Hypernet- the nearest networking area was millions of light-years away. Million with an M. Now, as someone who actually worked as a comms technician for a few days, I think I know the ins-and-outs of the hypernet, and especially the infrastructure behind it. I can personally attest to how easy my job was, maintaining that infrastructure- I practically did nothing! So for the Gigaquadrant in general to allow whatever meagre infrastructure there was in Tuuros to rot, when it was so easy to fix demonstrates blatant discrimination towards the decent folks in the Tuuros galaxy- the Customer Service can put a sock in its canned "apology". ~
Moving on, Rambert Ramveral, on top of his big, beautiful wall, has blasted the New Aratacian government in recent UDB comments, and made his distaste for Alexandre I known. Rambert went on the assault against New Aratacia's planetary government for the recent crisis regarding the natives, saying that "the situation in the Neutrality Zone continues to detoriate and endanger trade routes and visitors", before calling out the Drodo and French, defending the Gorge policy. Sources also say that Rambert has described Alexandre I as "admirable but difficult to treat with". A severe understatement. ~
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Rambert LITERALLY HITLER? - Rambert ROASTED by Galactican - Ugandalore RACIST? - Mirusians, Cesterity, Kalcedia | The Klaxon with Jivran Harponis
For our first story- Raoul Savoie of the Republic of Galactica has roasted Rambert for his comments- calling him "blind", and "Ignoble, racist, sensationalist, militarist, (and) backstabbing". Now personally people, this is some pretty heated stuff given the situation over in the Quadrants, and you all know I'm hardly one to take sides. I just report the news.
In that spirit, I've reached out to both Raoul and the High King himself, Rambert, to better explain their positions in an interview and live debate, as it seems like both'll need some clearing up to do. ~
Speaking of interviews, The Klaxon has just completed its first interview, and it was with French political analyst Gilbert Jullien. Jullien studied at... Well, we never got around to that, but nonetheless he had a great many things to say on the subject of the High King Rambert;
- Gilbert Jullien - "Its often said about Alexandre I that he can get along with anyone, so long as you aren't literally Hitler. Its a good saying, its true... But now think of what they've said between eachother- "difficult to treat with", "destablises the galaxy"- they aren't getting along! Rambert does not get along with Alexandre! We both know that can only mean one logical conclusion- the High King Rambert is literally Hitler. ... Why're you laughing? Look at the High King's behavior! He targeted one group of people, he's pushy with foreign powers, he wants to make his nation "great again"- the parallels are undeniable. Believe me." ~
Continuing on the Rambert drama-train, former Drodo dictator and current Drodo Premier Cesterity Isordon has been caught on video in a pub, explaining his interesting position on the High King-
- Cesterity, clearly tipsy - "Alright, alright, so- nono, lemme talk... This guy first builds a big wall around my- our- damned space, threatens to shoot up every Heer Stevekel that crosses, calls my man Alex an asswipe... then- *laughs* then he thinks a bunch of spear-chucking natives represent a serious threat? I mean- I don't wanna be rude, but don't he seem like a bit of a fuckup? I mean..."
And there you have it. Even the Premier of the Empire doesn't like the High King. What effect will this have on Drodo-Rambo relations? How will Cesterity respond to this scandal? Will he continue to be a source of stories and ad-revenue with his antics? We'll just have to see. ~
Also in the news- Mirusians! Ugandalore of the Mendel Pact has said that Raoul of the Galactican Republic's comments was "The kettle gets(getting) called black". Now, being an uncultured Drodo, I am totally unfamiliar with this turn of phrase- but it sounds like a racial attack. Black? Why called black? Is that a bad thing to Ugandalore? He, too, will have some explaining to do, so I politely extend a request for interview to the High Lord himself.
The United Persan Descendants also seemed to have made an attack- accusing the French as racist for being allies of the Drodo Empire, who they claim to be "suppressing the native population of a planet that rightfully belongs to said natives." I don't know, folks, the Persan seem to be grasping at straws here- truly pathetic. ~
Alright. As long as I don't have to kiss a ring or something. I don't have lips.
The Klaxon makes some vile reports about me, something that is shocking to myself and the people of Rambo Nation. Not only that, but comparing me to such a person, of a dark chapter in earth history is something that I simply cannot accept or believe people would make.
Furthermore such claims alienates the Neutrality Zone even more from the people of Rambo Nation, who never make such insults to another race or its leader. Yes there can be diplomatic and political friction between Nations, but thing like this is a boundary crossed. Not only that, it is also a great insult to the people of Rambo Nation and I would gladly see an official statement or apology of the Neutrality Zone and their positions about this vile comparisons.
It is important to emphasize that neither The Klaxon nor Mr. Savoie are affiliated with nor are empowered to speak for the Government of Galactica in an official capacity. The public comments of private citizens and outlets do not represent the official stance of the Republic of Galactica.
While we remain determined in our opposition to Mr. Ramveral's bellicose and irresponsible policies, we also believe in an ethic of professionalism and respect in the conduct of foreign relations with the representatives and leaders of foreign nations, even those with whom we strongly disagree. I assure Mr. Ramveral that representatives of the Republic will continue to oppose him on the issues instead of resorting to personal attacks.
However, the Republic also firmly believes in the freedom of expression and of the press. Mr. Savoie and Mr. Harponis have the right to speak and print what they wish so long as they do not bring harm to others, such as through slander, libel, harassment, or incitement to violence. This right forms the bedrock of our democracy, and it is one we shall continue to cherish. If Mr. Ramveral believes that these public statements are libel, he is free to make his case through the appropriate legal channels.
Governor of Galactica
Your excellency, you fail to show proper manners for a head of state. Whatever your personal opinion about me you can still adres me with the proper titles as your Grace etc. None the less, I feel we are not getting one step closer to a solution, but that we move one step closer to an inevitable stalement of hostilities.
The ruler who needs to threaten his neighbors with war in order to get them to show him respect is a tyrant, not a King.
President of the House of Commerce
Might anyone and any court bear witness to the words of Excellency Raoul Savoie! It were not the Rambo who issued the first words or gave any hint of "war".
don't insult daddy pls
It's too late! I demand I be represented, for all the Queen-worshipping, Omni-sexual MURICAN Cyborgs out there. Actually, thinking about that, I think I'm the only one. Huh. Hold, I gotta go and rethink my life for a bit, if this is real life, or just fantasy.
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Be greeted outsiders of mótt t óþarry.
We call are the one, tirin sömursætlaðu kurinnur tvorga. The other natives of mótt t óþarry call us the Kurinnurii, referencing our society as Kurinnur Technocracy.
Now that our deary 'neighbors'; the Nijusi Syndicate, had broken the silence that in less than few ten years. We were obligated to recite that they are hosting this 'event' hosting a series of games involving arena sports, which already has attracted attention and participants. We refuse to disclose more details on it. Besides this fact, we'd like others to acknowledge that they should approach the Syndicate with caution.
Why we were silent since the great expurgation can be explained through retelling the collected records of the wars that occured. We suffered great casualty. We managed preventing the destruction through determination and our strength for our right to exist and future. Although, again, the casualties forced us to change courses of living and spend our time on regaining on our former stance. We focused on preventing opportunist invasions and pacify threats of violation on our material right. Calling for the extern regions would be riskable as it meant more potential opportunists. Taught by our experience with, what we call, the Nummadans. It is universally agreed on that they are called the Vranntans. They the one among the black sheep of civilized entities.
Our explaination can may extend to the background of anti-foreigner politics found in other entities of mótt t óþarry. Hope this knowledge helps.
This was our introduction to you foreign outsiders and other intelligent entities in the same dimension.
Greetings extended by yours truly.// koman m kílómand ju sömursætlaðu kurinnur
Viran a SOCIALIST? - Rambert TRIGGERED by KLAXON! - Alexandre I, Ottzello, Borealis, Drodo Empire | The Klaxon with Jivran Harponis
For our first story- a very, very butthurt Mr. Rambert. Mr. Rambert has come out today and claimed that my last issue to grace the Universal Discussion Board was "vile", and that it was slanderous of my guest to compare Mr. Rambert to the infamous Adolf Hitler. To be honest, I don't know why he's so offended- I didn't say that, my guest did- I just report the news. Does Mr. Rambert support free speech? Can he prove it? Will he? There is only one way to find out- I am calling on all subscribers (now at over twenty billion!) and fans of The Klaxon to message Mr. Rambert asking if he believes in The Klaxon's freedom of the press and speech at his private holomail address attached; kindly provided by a dedicated, technologically-inclined fan. Prepare your inbox, Mr. Rambert. ~
Also in the news- is Viran a socialist? Yes, the latest, youngest admiral in Imperial service just may be a card-carrying member of the roundly-hated Drodo Socialist Party, documents (attached below) and analyst* opinion shows. Can't say I'm surprised, almost all the signs were there- socially inept, clanless, so bitter I'll bet a lot of money there isn't a single picture of her smiling- disgraceful. Just disgraceful. ~
*We cannot guarantee that Klaxon Analysts possess a high-school level of education or above.
Aren't I on a roll?
•LIVE:Political Violence, conflict ahead of Drodo Imperial Election
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I AM DA NEX PRESIDENT OF URO. ASK ME ANYTHIN!
fer those of yoo who dont kno, da gangsta party is a major URO party. we is committed to important policies fer da future of URO, such as restructurin da economy, beefin da military fer future wars, guaranteeing a pizza-filled future fer our youth, an achieving justice fer Harambe.
now im currently pollin at 15%, i dunno wat dat meens but da chikz tell me dat dats OVA A DOZEN, so im gonna be nex president. dis meens dat im prepared fer som propa sik questions about how im gonna be da sikest president eva. also, i recently kikked da Rogue Boyz ass, so dats a fing dat happened an yoo can ask about dat.
anyway yeh, ask me anyfin.
dat is incorrect. da Gangsta Party is a legit party, an if yoo look at da polls, im gonna win, so yeh.
Then amuse me with an answer; how do you expect the rest of Borealis to accept your little rebellious anarchy? And don't bother giving me "I'll force you to let me do it", because remember what happened to the other Loron when they tried that.
if da borealis galaxy does not accept da will of da peepz, den dey is free ta fite me if dey hav an issue, or we culd host a rock papa scissors tournament in da council an if i win dat (which i will) den da borealis galaxy has ta let me do wat i want an kiss ma ass etc
How about we play another game instead? I call it "Throw the Loron out the airlock".
dat sounds like da stoopidest game eva
GET OFF MA AMA YA COPYCAT DUMBO BTW MA FIRST POLICY WILL BE TA SMASH YOR PUNY ROGUE BOYZ
AN YOR A COPYCAT OF ME, SO WAT DOES DAT MAKE YOO? YOO COULDNT SMASH A BABY CHIK
OK DATS IT IM TAKIN OVA DIS AMA. IM HAGTO'ZHL AND IM DA NOO PRESIDENT ASK ME ANYFIN!!!!
OK. FIRST QUESTON. WHY IS YA FACE SO UGLY?
OH MA DAYZ I SWER. YOO WANNA SLAP????????????????
I WANNA SLAP YOO IN DA FACE YA LOSA COM FITE ME IF YOO FINK YOR SO HARD
one of da Gangsta Party policies is to lift da ridiculous ban on crimes, becoz we recognize dat crimes is only banned by wimps who cant rob or beet up otha peepz so dey hav ta run to deir safe space. we also fink dis is a good form of populashon control, which has been risin too high lately. derefore, unda a Gangsta President, lotsa criminal organizashons will be at home in URO. hope dis answas yor queston.
How...interesting. And who would you deem as an affront to your policies?
i dunno wat dat meens, but if yor askin which dumbos oppose ma policies, ma answa is: losa wimps who need a trigga warnin befor a fite becuz deyz too scared. da Gangsta Party beleevs dese losas ar draggin URO down an it will get rid of dem.
as president, i will hav no problem wiv yoo enterin legally as long as yoo accept da laws. undastand dat wivin da first few weeks of me winnin, which is gonna happen, i will pass da Da Boyz Is Da Best act. dis act declares all non-Loron as second class citizens, in which dey is not allowed any rites unless dey kiss a lorons ass. we undastand dat many take issue wiv dis policy, so i say ta dem dat deyz free ta fite me if dey have a problem.
crimes is da best. we call dem "crimes" becuz it refers ta bein a GANGSTA. so murda an theft an all dat may no longa be illegal, but we still call dem crimes jus cos it sounds cool.
How do you feel with suggestions that certain forms of crime, such as substance use, weapon use and physical harassment, might go down due to the prospect these activities are no longer illegal? Or do you think even more people might take it up now that they are apparently free to?
it is my beleef dat crimes will rise cos peepz is allowed ta do dem an it will be beautiful. it will be da most amazin day ta see a non-borin society wher everyone is a propa sik gangsta
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dats a good question. my favorite pizza toppin is pineapple an ham, its propa sik like dat, also stuffed crust is da best.
WHO IN DA WORLD PUTS PINEAPPUL IN DEYR PIZZA MAN DATS GROSS
YEH PROBLEM YA FLIPPIN TWIT. PINEAPPUL IS NOT FER PUTTIN IN PIZZA. YOO PEEPS IS CRAZY
FINALLY WE FOUND ONE FING YA DIDNT COPY. MA TASTE IN PIZZA. GOOD.
da Gangsta Party official stance on cannibalism is decriminalizashon in all circumstances, along wiv decriminalizashon of crimez in general.
Results of the French elections of 2812
Headlines read "CHANGE HAS COME TO FRANCE" in the wake of electoral victory for Baako Anan's Democratic Union |
After nearly seventeen years of continuous conservative dominance in French politics, beginning with Laurene Maxime's realist coalition in 2795 and ending today with the defeat of the governing Parti Républicain, the Democratic Union has finally had its long-anticipated electoral breakthrough. Capturing the National Assembly and narrowing the Republican majority in the Senate, the Democrats have ensured that their leader Baako Anan, retired career diplomat, former Director of the Mirusian Diplomatic Bureau, and former Minister of Foreign Affairs, will be the next Premier of the French Empire. He has defeated Republican leader Chapin Cailot, Emperor Alexandre's favored candidate for the position.
This remarkable upset comes after five years of Premier Christian Marier's disjointed and often chaotic government which is now looked upon by a majority of Frenchmen as having been rigidly ineffective and weak in the face of challenges both abroad and at home. Plagued by internal disagreements and handicapped by a split cabinet, the Marier Government seemed to have a remarkable talent for transforming the simplest of problems into major political conflagrations. Marier's goal of "normalcy" so strongly advocated for and widely supported in the 2807 election has been successful: France's military budget, sovereign debt, state ownership of companies, and foreign deployments are a fraction of what they once were. However, the problem of where to go after normalcy was achieved seems to have been a question Marier's government never answered. In the final year before the election, Marier and the Emperor parted ways to campaign for the soul of the Republican Party. Alexandre, seeking to overthrow his Premier's stranglehold on the party he founded, crafted a positive vision of a strong and capable France engaged with the Gigaquadrant and respected by it while attacking his rival's record and outlook as out of touch with the French people. Marier's defense of his legacy was persistent yet ineffective, resulting in his decisive defeat at the Republican congress. Alexandre emerged from the ordeal the master of the Republican party and its narrative, officially tapping his longtime ally Chapin Cailot as his pick for Premier should the party win in the elections. Alexandre did not seek reelection as President of France, instead choosing to focus his energies on revitalizing the Republican Party. Yet, as leaked documents would later reveal, Cailot was not Alexandre's first choice for Premier. Rather surprisingly, he had attempted to recruit his former Foreign Minister, Baako Anan, for the position. Baako Anan reportedly declined and instead chose to run for the other side, emerging from the congress of the Democratic Union the popular, charismatic, and unexpected candidate of a party which until that moment was thought to have no chance of challenging Alexandre. It would be a hotly contested yet civil election as Alexandre and Anan sparred ably (and sometimes with dizzying complexity) on a wide variety of domestic issues, from the economy to immigration, wellfare state reform to trade and commerce. Yet, in the aftermath of each televised national debate, the two friends and former political allies each seemed to have only praise for the other. This camaraderie between the leaders of the two political parties was a source of delight for many, though tended to incense the more traditional base of the Democratic Union, a party which historically relied on denying the Emperor's legitimacy in order to remain politically and electorally relevant. Conspiracy theories abounded about the "monarchist takeover" of both parties, causing problems on Anan's left flank. In the end, it would be Anan who emerged victorious from the contest, winning on the edge of a razor in the National Assembly. Alexandre took the stage in the hours after the results were announced to concede the election, congratulating his friend and rival and praising him as "a leader we can all look up to an admire. I think that he'll do a terrific job in governing this country." Regarding his role in the coming government, he indicated that he "would take a step back and let Anan do his thing. I serve at the will of the people, and the Democrats have won the election this day." The Emperor, despite his association with the Marier government, is still broadly popular and will continue to be a force in French politics. Anan took the stage soon afterwards, thanking his rival, and setting out a vision for his government, "I hope that when I leave office, we'll live in a safer, more democratic, more unified, more peaceful, more prosperous, and more compassionate France, capable of engaging with any problem and anyone. We're going to work together, all of us, to make that happen." Anan will be officially named Premier by the Emperor on the 8th of December, 2812, replacing Christian Marier. |
i disagree wiv tuolog heer. why da hell didnt alexandre spit in anans face afta he lost? dats wat yor supposed ta do ya wimp
So we lost da war
no ghosties allowed in da UDB pls go and stay go
SOMEONE WOKE UP ON DA WRONG SIDE OF DA BED TODAY HUH???
His Serene Excellency, Lord Phaunar Phaeva Tansimael, Autarch Supreme
The Path of Masaari shall deliver us unto peace.
URM NO???? I HAVENT SEEN BRAGKLOGGA ANYWHER MAN???? DID YA TRY LOOKIN AT HELL OR AT KAOS?? SURLY HES DERE SOMWHER?????
No I have not. I will go take a look.
• LIVE: Gorge talks between Rambo Nation and France end in disaster (2816)
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The summit between France, Draconid Imperium and Rambo Nation have broken down! - During the meeting, as far as insiders reveal both our King, and the Emperor of France, the respectable Alexandre I were unable to come to terms. After two hours our King abruptly left the meeting, seemingly being insulted by the French, something they seem to deny a lot.
- Following a press conference by Alexandre and Maxios I, the French Emperor compared our king to a three year old, another clear insult.
- When questioning the Royal Palace about these disturbing events, the representative of the Royal Crown simply stated the following: I can confirm that the summit abruptly ended. Security along the Gorge will remain as they were and will not be increased. There is no worry for possible hostilities or violations of borders. However, as long as the NZTO refuses to ackowledge our ruler, and continue to insult him by comparing him to a child, I fear new negotiations between the NZTO and the Rambo are a goal not easily reached..
- To make matters worse, the Dominion supposedly threatened the Quadrants again. What a dire times! We will keep you updated on recent developments but experts on the matter fear that a new comprimise is farther away then ever. A failiure the people of the Quadrants can trace back to King Rambert Ramveral and Emperor Alexandre I!
Holo Channel out!
Minos'Drakon Devastated By Terrorist Attack
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The Pan-Andromedan Ecumene weeps today as unknown assailants devastate the Draconid capital of Minos'Drakon. While there were no known civilian casualties due to a call for evacuation, the city has nonetheless suffered extensive physical damage as its assailants continue on what looks like a desire to raze the city.
Numerous city blocks have been destroyed in an effort by the planetary defense garrison to contain the assailants, reported to be referring to themselves as the Disciples of the Sun-King. While the garrison were unable to prevent these disciples causing significant damage to the Paragon's Promenade, the mood within the Imperial government is otherwise optimistic: Aros Venner Kalevius, the governor of Alcanti, called a press conference three days after the incident.
The footage changes to a press conference on Elysion
"This horrific attack on our great city is nothing short of disgraceful. But we should not dedicate the next few years to mourning. Our city has fallen before, and every time it has risen greater. That is why I have contacted the Royal Institute of Architecture to issue a challenge to every architect and city planner the galaxy has to offer - over the last twenty-five years Minos'Drakon has evolved to not just be the capital of the Imperium; It is a gigaquadrantic city. Every walk of life, every species, every viewpoint has graced our city at least once in these past twenty-five years."
"I challenge the architectural community, that our city should not simply heal, but it will rise restored. An intergalactic city, for an intergalactic age. While at the same time, keeping what made our city the crown jewel of Andromeda. Our city's destruction was a tragic moment, but from the tragedy I promise the city will rise greater than before! A crown jewel not just for Andromeda, but also the Gigaquadrant in its entirety"
The speech is met with applause from the audience before the view returns to the Andromeda News 20 Newsroom.
That was the governor of Alcanti there. His majesty Uriel the Sixteenth offers his deepest condolences to the families who lost their homes and friends in the attack, and congratulates the bravery of the garrison for its efforts to preserve what they could of the city. A memorial for the fallen will be held on Elysion in two months' time.
On behalf of Rambo Nation, I express our condolences and grave concerns for the situation at Minos'Draken. Our prays are with the people that lost family and friends, with the emergency services treating or finding those in the rubble. We hope those responsible will be swiftly found and brought to justice.
Rambert Ramveral
Political Restructure of the Indoctrinate Collective
For many years, I have believed the old political structure of the Dracogonarious, the hereditary monarchy which serves as the basis of the Indoctrinate Collective, to be archaic. While it served its purpose during the time of the old Dracogonarious Empire, it no longer fits the goals and ideologies of the nation we now call home. I have many efforts to rectify this with the aid of the Supreme Advisor board, who has supported the notion following many discussions of how the continued existence of the monarchy system is detrimental to our cultural advancement.
Starting at 2820, the Indoctrinate Collective will no longer function as a hereditary monarchy led by an emperor, but as a democratic republic led by an elected president, who shall rule with the aid of the Supreme Advisory board for ten years. To ease our people through this change, I will remain as the first president of the Collective when the reform takes place, but following that, the seat of the government will finally be open to all the races who have helped us build this nation, not just the virtually-extinct royal line of the Dracogonarious.
Our international relations will remain unchanged through the reform. In fact, we believe this will serve as a way to improve our bonds with our allies and show the Gigaquadrant we are an open and negotiable power.
Our best wishes are on the Collective and its continued dedication to its allies and the course of peace and stability. And it is in our trust that this change will bring great prosperity for centuries to come. Whether it be an autocracy or a nation of the peoples' will; Should the collective call the Imperium will answer.
The Moros-Class Supercarrier: Policy Shift
The Kicathian Republic States are forthcoming with our announcement of the completion of three Supercarrier vessels, designated 59717-00800-0000-class. Under the Foreign Administration, the official colloquialism that we as the Kicathian Republic have accepted is the Moros-class Supercarrier. These three vessels, constructed at our Plazithian Shipworks site, have been named and stationed at the following locations:
- 59717-00800-0001 Divine Resolution, stationed within the Andromeda Galaxy
- 59717-00800-0002 Divine Anger, stationed within the Milky Way
- 59717-00800-0003 Divine Might, stationed within the Borealis Galaxy
This marks the first of three stages that the Kicathian Republic has authorised to increase security measures across the First Gigaquadrant, and in conjuction with the Polar Crystal Alliance and Pan-Andromedan Ecumene, will benefit with our three-stage plan of our military expansion. Our intention to complete Stage One of this expansion by 2819 will conclude with the stationing of one Moros-class Supercarrier in each of our galactic territories, with one more Moros-class Supercarrier to be stationed within the Mirus Galaxy.
It is within our intention to implement a presence throughout the First Gigaquadrant equal to that of our contemporaries; the Draconid Imperium, French Empire and Galactic Empire of Cyrannus in our increased efforts to maintain galactic security.
This also marks the implementation of the deconstruction of our armed neutrality policy. In recent light of events that have transpired within the Xonexi Cluster, we as the Kicathian Republic no longer deem neutrality as within our best interests. We hereby stand to politically move within our means to support our allies in contrast to our preference to remain neutral.
President Kitravasuron Vanlirasan of the Kicathian Republic States
Imperessive and magnificent design! A true prestige and reflection of Kicathian power! Though military expansion throughout the First Gigaquadrant? That sounds supiciously like a Xonexi thing to do. Very impressive and all but prefer to keep them out of the Quadrants please. We have enought problems there at the moment without super carriers flying around. Rambert Ramveral
However that does not mean we entirely approve of a few of these stratagems. The current political situations in Mirus and the Quadrant Galaxies might make deployment of supercarriers in these regions controversial. As a compromise I formally invite the Republic States into the Xonexi-based coalitions with the hope the Republic's military can operate in cooperation, so that the republic and the Xonexi board can ensure peace and tact with synergy.
The great Andromedan Ecumene was built on a foundation of trust and reliance. We approve of the Republic's ventures but merely ask they proceed with regard to the wishes of their allies.
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I would watch your words very carefully, president. The Indoctrinate Collective does not wish to involve itself in this, but to claim it is "not wise" to disagree with your actions can be seen as a threat to your loyalty. Something which has already been strained by your pact with the Cyrannian Empire.
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Do not expect them to listen, Exarch. They have no reason to listen to us, so why would they heed a word? And for good reason, for we cannot even run things in our own galaxy anymore, not without Xonexi interference. I did not voice my disapproval, not because I fear the Kicath, but that angry words won't accomplish anything anymore.
Why would anyone heed a third-rate power, afterall?
Liberté · égalité · fraternité
The French Empire intends to honor its alliances with states of the Covenant of Mirus should any of its members suffer an attack or unjust interference. This has been French policy since the signing of the Treaty of Viel in 2805 and will continue to be so long as the Covenant persists as a treaty body.
France welcomes increased Kicathian security presence in Andromeda and the Milky Way, as it is there that the Kicathian Republic has productively and reliably contributed to galactic society, prosperity, and security. The strength of the institutions there, more than capable of accommodating an increased Kicathian military presence, is due in part to their efforts and their sacrifice. We have been honored to work alongside them on more than one occasion towards the goal of a more peaceful and just Gigaquadrant, and look forward to doing so again.
However, France is cautious as to the need for Kicathian projection to Mirus where few Kicathian interests – let alone threats to intergalactic security – exist. It is the concern of the Imperial Government of the French Empire that increased foreign military presence in Mirus after years of détente might reignite uncertainty, tension, and hostility in a region too heavily affected by war. It should be noted that the Grand Navy does not maintain a supercarrier in Mirus on a permanent basis. Circumstances permitting, our own deployments to French Mirus are set to be revised down by 2820 given the persistence of peace and stability in the galaxy.
The territorial order of West Mirus is defined and sanctioned by the Covenant of Mirus by agreement of all involved, and defended by the combined forces of all major free Mirusian powers – foreign or native. The French Empire looks forward to working with the Kicath in developing a Mirusian policy amendable to the Covenant, its states, and galactic security.
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To assume that we are within Mirus to control Mirusian politics is an affront to what we are there for; to respond to us as such is perhaps predictable and as unbecoming as the Mirus Galaxy has been to us so far. We would accept an opportunity of negotiation in order for such negative dialogue to cease and to cite the requirements for any action that need be undertaken; but we are a culture of limited patience, and a refusal to communicate with us on an open basis will cause more harm than good to both Xonexi and Mirus.
I would like to stress that the United Persan Descendants, the Mendel Pact and the Zarbania Powers do not speak for all Mirusian native powers, and a claim to do so on their part is a violation of their legistrative boundaries. Though they express open hatred for the Covenant of Mirus and the Avalôtur Covenant alike, they are but the minority, if an outspoken one.
Indeed, most of Mirus would be open to negotiation, though why a supercarrier needs to be placed in a peaceful galaxy like Mirus is currently beyond the Parliament of Life too. Perhaps a more concrete explanation is in order here. President, if you would so please?
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Oh, "unbecoming"? Sorry I hurt your delicate feelings, President. I thought you Kicath where made of sterner stuff. I guess I was wrong. You try having to deal with the shame of losing a war and your peoples' respect, see how "Cheerful" and nice you are to foreign powers through their weight around wherever they wish then. Then you can tell me how negative my attitude is. Until then, shove it.
With respect, Waptoria, I think I do. Have we actually been shown any respect outside of the wider Gigaquadrant? Outside of the Persan and New Rpeublic, no extra-galactic has done. We are always called "natives", as though we some unruly barbarians that need to be taught by our colonial masters the "proper way" of doing things. We get no respect, because you keep acting as though we must constantly accept this thinly veiled Imperialism and take it! We will never be anything more then a galaxy of animals so long as let them treat us as such.
Do not make me laugh! As though Mirus would be weak enough to accept your thinly veiled imperialism. Mirus has survived countless wars, and the spirit of independence within it can never be crushed. Call it "primitive", like the rest of your Xonexi allies, but it will never be culled. After all, as you said "it is not wise" to disagree with you. You wish to speak in thinly veiled threats, go on then, but I and the Clans will not be dogged by it, nor will my allies, those that have strength, that is.
Liberté · égalité · fraternité
With all due respect, the Mendel Pact is recognized by most of the Gigaquadrant as a sovereign and independent state under the jurisdiction of none other but itself. It has a voice exactly equal to that of France in the Covenant of Mirus. Our diplomatic efforts have always endeavored to treat the Mendel Pact as a sovereign equal and our armed services meet on the field to train as equals yearly. If there is further respect or recognition that the Mendel Pact desires, we would very much like to know what it is.
As for the term "native," it is used in order to denote a strong claim to ownership of the galaxy and its governing institutions, one based on the right of the inhabitants of a galaxy to determine their own destiny free from foreign domination. This is a principle with broad recognition and legitimacy within the French Empire, and which we hope to continue to aspire to as we work to reform the Covenant of Mirus. If the Mendel Pact wishes, the imperial government of the French Empire may discontinue the use of the term in its official communications in the future.
As the Ministry of Foreign Affairs' recent release on this subject mentioned, France shares the concerns of the Mirus galaxy as to the Kicathian deployment and will stand by its Mirusian allies if an attack or unjust meddling occurs. No Franco-Kicath alliance exists at present.
Karlotta Galarneau
Consul at the French Embassy to the Mendel Empire
Paris
République Française
DIS ENTIRE TALK IS POINTLESS. WE ALL KNO I AM DA BEST SHIP BUILDA IN DA OONIVERS. YA SHIPZ SUK COMPARED TA MINE. ALL OF YAS.
HES LYIN HIS SHIPS IS PROPA LAME ALSO WE SMASHED DEM IN DA RECKONIN LOL
SHUT UP LOSA WE KILLED YOO LIKE TWICE ALREDI. ALSO YOR SHIPZ IS STOOPID WIV DEYR GROSS YELLOW AN GREEN COLOR. MAKES ME FLIPPIN SIK TO MA STOMACH
A highly impressive ship, marking a new era for the Kicath on the intergalactic stage. We send our toast to the Divine Resolution, Divine Anger and Divine Might.
It has come to our attention
It has come to the attention of the Delpha Coalition of Planets that in recent times there have been waves of dis-settlement across the far reaches of the Gigaquadrant. Since the Great Reestablishment, we have committed ourselves to preventing the great mistakes that led to the Great Xonexian Schism from ever happening again. Namely the proxy wars in the name of imperialism; infiltration and manipulation of sovereign governments by malicious elements of the Technoosphere; and to regulate the use of hyperspatial weaponry. We have invested much time and cost in observing the patterns of ordered chaos and chaotic order that ebb and organise civilised space, and we can see a resemblance of conditions that could attract the Gigaquadrant back into intergalactic war.
Namely we think these forces at work speak for themselves. We can see the rise of tensions in the Plazith Rim and the Quadrants, and we are greatly concerned about the mobilisation and buildup of Talven forces in the Plazith Rim. We have no reason to trust the intentions of Balbus Marinus, of whom like we in the past, are not based on fear. Fear of galactic institutions that provide and promote growth and peace while respecting sovereignty. This is not just a problem for France and the Board of Seven. It becomes our problem too. We do however trust that our allies across the universe should perceive plainly that disruption to these mostly civilian and universal institutions would be detrimental to both ordered and peaceful civilisation, and that our concerns in protecting the galaxy are respected.
We ask of High Councillor Balbus Marinus to explain his actions to us. We see a little bit of ourselves in the strong peoples of the Talven Empire, and believe a productive relationship that will extend their recognition is possible. We both strive for Order and strength, after all. We are willing to address the concerns of the Talva, just as we are expressing ours publicly.
But make no mistake that just because we focused on rebuilding the Plazith Rim, we are complacent to what happens elsewhere. If the Talva or any other state were to attack in connection to the buildup of fleets and armour here, we are prepared to act quickly anywhere in the universe to achieve the aims of protecting our allies, our infrastructure, sovereignty and peace in the name of Order.
We will act with our fullest might.
While the Empire isn't inclined to believe that His Excellency is acting with ill intent, we must ask the Talven High Councillor the very same question the Right Honourable Emperor Lunerai posed-- what are your true intentions? Do you desire power and riches for your people? Personal prestige? All can be gained without bringing the universe to the brink of war, and potentially visiting great harm on your people and ours in the event of it.
Think wisely, High Councillor.
Signed,
We are pleased to be informed that the powerful Delpha Coalition of Planets is aware of the events and is realizing that peace within various galaxies is splintering. By this message the Rambo condemn the increased hostilities and presence of military forces instead of opting to solve the matter with the Talven by diplomacy. With this message, at behalf of the Rambo Government I extend an invitation to the High Chancellor Balbus Marinus to meet in person and discuss the current situation.
Rambert Ramveral, High King of Rambo Nation
Following our integration into galactic politics, the Talva have strived to protect peace and sovereignty. It is for this reason that we, like you, are concerned by the growing tensions throughout the gigaquadrant; tensions that have encouraged a greater demand for security. We find ourselves surrounded by hyperpowers building up their forces to defend against potential threats in galaxies such as Mirus and the Quadrants. Our actions are thus indeed provoked by fear, though this fear is of nothing but war.
I understand your concern, and appreciate your willingness to resolve this matter peacefully. In this light, I would gladly speak with representatives of the Delpha Coalition of Planets on Votum, as well as those of other nations that are willing to negotiate a solution to this issue, including Rambo Nation.
Yours sincerely,Balbus Marinus
High Councilor Balbus Marinus,
We thank you for your swift response. The galactic institutions built by the Board of Seven were designed to be open to newly integrated powers, while making sure that space is safe from the myriad of dangerous forces at work in the Gigaquadrant. The hyperpowers of the galaxy are strong, but no longer strive to protect their standards at all cost. We will arrange for a negotiation on Votum, to discuss the goals of the Board of Seven, the scope under which they can act and to hopefully bridge a mutual understanding.
Opening Eastern Mirus
In celebration of this completed project, Black Star is happy to sell any excess accretion energy output on the open markets, with tariff-free energy exports offered to members of the Gigaquadrantic Intergalactic Trade Organisation and Covenant of Mirus.
Black Star hopes this new sector - which has been declared a free colonisation zone - can be lifted of its veil.
For any users of either end, vessles holding GITO and-or Covenant visas and registrations will be allowed to pass toll-free. While the gateway to this new sector is in colonial space just outside the Draconid Imperium, and while the region around it can be considered neutral space, I wish to remind visitors that the gate is administered by Imperial Gateway Command. In complaince with the Orbispira Embargo Act of ID.219508 vessels that bear credentials, registrations, callsigns or cargo originating from the United Lanat or Orbispiran empires will be denied access and subject to boarding if they ignore requests to turn around as permitted in the Trade Lane Security Act of ID.172520.
Black Star Energy Concern wishes the very best fortune to all those seeking life, fortune and prosperity in the Mirusian frontier. And a brighter future.
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As viceroy of the Draconid Imperium of Mirus, you have my solemn word that our efforts in eastern Mirus are not to undermine native authority. If that is such a concern, our administration is open to accepting a liaison from the region's local government to maintain the balance between what you so desire and our developments.
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Imperial Election Results of 2819: Narrow win by The Free Drodo Party
Right-Wing Party will form a Minority Government in the Imperial Parliament, promises a Conservative, Broadly-Nationalist Agenda |
Amid much controversy and even outright violence, this highly-extended and divisive election season is at last over, seeing a narrow victory by The Free Drodo Party, and a scheduled dissolution of Cesterity's National Revival Party. The nationalist party won 38% of the popular vote, with their closest runner-up, the centrist Imperial Liberal Party, taking 25%. The other centrist option, the Aristocratic Party, took 24%. The remainder of the vote went to independents, with the Socialists winning no seats this election. Fighting through fierce criticism from rival parties, and the efforts of both left and right wing radicals to destroy their campaign- either politically or physically- The Free Drodo party, and Premier-Elect Favarni Kiverkal, are expected to assume office later in the year. In his acceptance speech, Kiverkal restated his ideas of "Imperial Nationalism", a form of civic nationalism that the Premier-elect summarised as the following; |
News from Borealis, Year 2820
- BREAKING: The war with Zarkhator ends! The Polar Crystal Council has declared the threat of Zarkhator, which had lasted since 2794, finally ended after the galactic offensive of the Alliance, its extragalactic collaborators, and the Kormacvar Legacy destroyed the last of their Worldships, bringing the race of mindless slaves to extinction. Councillor Semirian expressed some pity over the Zarkhator clones, claiming "it was unfortunate that they could not be reasoned with, for were it possible, we would definitely had gone for a less destructive route". The war with Zarkhator lasted for 26 years and caused the deaths of dozens of billions of individuals across the entire galaxy.
- The Indoctrinate Collective's monarchy is declared defunct as Maryah Cardoni, former Queen, has taken the title of first President. She will continue leading her people until 2830 as a way for the nation to get used to being a democratic republic. She has declared that, when the first elections begin, she will no longer participate in any political position beyond being an advisor.
- Ganthorea have been reported to be lurking across the borders of the Rovegar Matriarchy. Councillor Nayanur of the Rovegar urges the rest of the Council to act against them, but the war against Zarkhator has left the Alliance tired and in need of rebuilding.
- BREAKING: Aentaeus, a former Legate of the Paladian State and member of the Penumbra Unit, has disappeared without a trace. The Polar Crystal Council has put an extremely high bounty for any lead on his whereabouts. "Aentaeus is one of our best, we can't afford to lose him." claims Councillor Xeron.
DA KING OF BOREALIS, WHICH IS ME, ORDAS DAT YA ONLY LET ME AN MA ROYAL ORATORS ANNOUNCE DA STORIES.
AN DEY BEST WRITE DEM SIK AN EXCITIN LIKE "YOOOOOO ZARKHATOR GOT PEEPED BY DA ROGUE BOYZ" or "LOL DA INDOCS DECIDED DAT DEY CANT EVEN TRY AN COPY ME ANYMOAR SO DEY GAV UP" or possibly "DA GANTHOREA IS TRYNA ATTAK DA ROGUE BOYZ BUT DEY KNO DEYD DIE IN 2 SECS SO DEYZ AFTA DA ROVEGAR AN AR STILL BEIN WIMPZ ABOUT IT" or finally "AENTAEUS GOT KIDNAPPED BY KNAR'GANK LOL"GO AWAY STOOPID GHOSTIES OR I SWER IMMA USE SOM SPELL DAT BANISHES YOO OR WATEVA
As a gesture of goodwill the hands of the Ecumene offer themselves to rebuild what was devastated in this long war. At the council's word the very engines of our industry offer to restore what was ruined as the denizens of Borealis did not deserve such devastation, nor do they deserve to suffer the wreckage left behind. Should they be identified by our patrols, we will not hesitate to provide information on Aentaeus, our eyes will be ever vigilant.
Glory to the Alliance and its defenders. And may its majesty shine for a thousand years more.
BREAKING: Cesterity Isordon severely wounded amid fighting
Former Premier Cesterity Isordon suffered multiple severe wounds after a cavalry battle on his homeworld, reports say |
Drodo War hero, former Premier, and one-time French Marshal Cesterity Isordon has been severely wounded in recent fighting during the current conflict on Cesterity's homeworld of Hinai. Cesterity, who acted as Fyr, or Marshal for his clan's forces, has suffered multiple deep sabre wounds, at least three gun-inflicted flesh wounds, and a completely-crushed right leg after a cavalry skirmish resulted in his detachment of militia cavalry being routed and his own personal mount collapsing with him still on it. As of the time of writing, it has been confirmed that he had been taken behind Ouvin lines, but current condition besides is unknown. Isordon's emergency happens in the midst of an interclan war, fought between Cesterity's Isordon Clan and its allies and the aristocratic House of Ouvin, which began in mid 2816. While the immediate causes of the war include a land dispute and an Isordon demand for a return of dowry after a marriage between an Isordon and Ouvin ended in divorce, the roots go far deeper. The ongoing pitched battle, where Cesterity was wounded, is the second of the war (the first being a crushing Isordon victory, brought by Cesterity) and represents a severe escalation of violence. Planetary authorities have been pressuring the two sides towards peace and the IDMP as well as local police have established a perimetre around the areas ruled by the Isordons and Ouvins, respectively, in an attempt to contain the combat. |
Once again, the Royal house Ultanos wishes the best to the noble Cesterity for a smooth recovery.
The Collapse of Peace
President Valkistair, the Proconsul, the Vice President, the Cabinet, Republic High Command, the Assembly of the Accords and the Senate are gone. I am one of a few who survived, though for how long? I cannot say. Such an act of barbarity will not be an isolated case. The [—INTERFERENCE—] of Mou'Cyran may have been the opening salvo of a [—INTERFERENCE—] which will consume the [—INTERFERENCE—], for the Second Great Cyrannus War has begun. But I promise you all this, as long as the idea of the Republic endures, we will never be defeated. The memory of those we have lost will light our way in the dark times to come, and though it may be hard to see, we will never abandon the Republic to collapse. We will fight for it with all of our remaining strength and we will bring those responsible to justice. Kalos mercu, Gigaquadrant.
The Indoctrinate Collective condemns the Empire. Since the loss of Shrakéo have you provoked our ire. Today, you have earned it fully. There will be repercussions.
Her Holiness, Clericarch Iovera Eolania
The Path of Masaari shall deliver us unto peace.
Though the Federation has been willing to stay our hand against the Empire for the sake of continued peace and dialogue, it is clear now that cooler minds have failed. Let it be known that the Empire is now a sworn enemy of the Federation. Imperial citizens are no longer welcome in Federation space, and should the Republic request it, we will gladly commit our fleets to fight in the name and memory of Mou'Cyran!!
Let it be known that I declare the Delphan-Imperial alliance torn and stamped in the dirt. Our outlook has changed and we are sure in our position that neutrality in the Cyrannai cluster no longer benefits Order in the region. Yes, in a time not long past we have cheered you on. But to turn a blind eye to the destruction of not only citizen worlds, but our allies that were caught up in the blaze would be a coward's move. Like it or not, an attack on Mou'Cyran is an attack on the Gigaquadrant. Your strike of terror shows your blatant disregard to peace and Order; the war will continue as you have attacked the Gigaquadrant, thus you will continue to burn worlds asunder. Thus it is my belief that you and your attitude incited this new war.
Further use of the superweapon and our vengeance will be as swift.
Emperor LunaraiFor thirty years, the subline Draconid Imperium has done its best to avoid open conflict out of concern for the kind of firestorm that will spread as a result. The use of this "superweapon" on an internationally-recognised planet within the First Gigaquadrant was a strike at every nation that respects the New Republic and the Mou'Cyran Accords, and we can no longer stand idly by. The universe has made its stance on this knife strike clear, and that stance is the abuses the Empire of Orbispira commits can no longer be tolerated. And the consequences will play their course.
Dominicus vinterva, imperatore. Can the same be said for you?
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We'll see how aroused you are when I jam my sword right up your...!
Wow, that's not helping at all actually...
A total of twenty member states of the Mou'Cyran Accords (not counting individual members of the Polar Crystal Alliance), including ourselves, had vessels present in the Pax Infinitus Armada in Mou'Cyran space at the moment of the attack, which were therefore destroyed by the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus. An additional four nations not part of the Accords - the Delpha Coalition of Planets, Draconid Imperium, French Empire, and Talven Empire - had active embassies on the planet at the time.
I would therefore like to congratulate the Cyrannian Empire on committing the greatest number of simultaneous intergalactic acts of war achieved in recorded history outside of Xhodocto influence. I believe your official certificate is being prepared as we speak.
Rambo Nation condemns the massive destruction wrought upon Mou'Cyran and the New Republic and demands the ones behind it to be brought to justice and stand trail at Court.
We hope the Emperor will comply with these requests in hopes of preventing war! We believe war can still be avoided and we should try to this at all costs!
Rambo Nation shall provide humantarian aid to the New Republic and any citizen seeking refuge shall be given shelter!
We wish to remind both the New Republic and the Empire that the Quadrants are not a battleground, and as long as Imperial and Republic find themselves within the Rambo Sphere of Influance, hostilities are not tolerated at risk of comandeering those vessels and placing the ones responsible in custody. This counts to both their allies as well. Rambo Nation shall not tolerate any outbreak of hostilities within the Rambo Sphere of Influance and will remind the allies of both that the Rambo do not tolerate any unwarrented SSA, Onuris, Xonexi or MCA operation within that Sphere of Influance as well.
For those hit by this cataclysm, our prayers are with them, such extreme violence shall not be tolerated and those responsible shall be brought to justice!
Rambert Ramveral, High King of Rambo Nation
Intelligent Life Search Seeks Life
*ahem* Greetings, young aliens! Is this your first encounter with another intelligent species? Excellent! I mean, welcome! My name is Kavende and I represent the Levisala, the greatest species outside of your colonies. All of the other species are either warmongers, savages, or have poor taste in television programs, so don't talk to them ever. Trust me on this. We're the only ones worth talking to around here.
The others will try to convince you otherwise, but believe me, they're only out to get you. After all, why would I lie to you? We're friends now, aren't we? Of course, of course, we're the best of friends! And that's technically true whichever way you cut it, because we're the only ones you should be talking to, and if we're the only ones you have relations with, that makes us your closest friend! Yes, yes, you completely agree, right? Good. So, this time next week? I know a great restaurant on Paris with creme brulee that's to die for. Oh, but as usual, don't talk to the locals. I hear they eat snails.
Technically speaking, I'm not a species, so along with being neither a warmonger nor a savage, my taste in television is impeccable.
So there is alien life out there, and very much like us too, it seems. We will be alert of all life that approaches us, you first. What is this Paris you speak of, is that a planet?
Borealis' Declaration of War
The safety of the people of Borealis is once again under threat. Lurking through the stars of the Karstul Sector is a deadly force known as the Ganthorea. For those still unaware of their nature, Ganthorea is a conglomerate of plant aliens who have no other goal but the assimilation of other lifeforms, reducing them to slaves in their hives. The Ganthorea has threatened the Rovegar race for over 1,000,000 years, and they seek to extend their vile tendrils through inhabited space in the near future.
This is not merely a threat to the Polar Crystal Alliance. It is a threat to all extragalactics who colonized Borealis. The Ganthorea have no interest in diplomacy and will not show any mercy. The Alliance seeks to purge our galaxy from this evil, and we call for the aid of our extragalactic neighbours in making this a reality. Those who pledge their support in the eradication of the Ganthorea will be helping make Borealis a better place to live, and will show us our trust is well placed.
Discontent of the Gods
All souls are weighed in equal measure within this continuity. But you have now taken a soul in which you have now earned my discontent.
Maknagrius is a soul that belongs to us. In spending his soul in your material plane, we now demand that we take something from you as recompense for such a crime against us. A crime against me. Let not this be to disallow The Corruptus to enact such a vengeance; but you will know that my resolve is not to be tested. You have robbed me of a vessel; I will do the same to you. Surrender your costs to me; and I will take accordingly. Allow the sundering of lives as repayment for the life you have cost me; and I shall look favourably upon you.
A befitting sum to amount to the same inconvenience that you have caused me.
Penitance is no sanctuary, as He wills it, the toll of the Lord Padre's soul must be paid.