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IntroductionEdit

Space Stage Unlocked Representing The Harc Alliance is President Gio
Ah hello universe i belive we haven't given a proper introduction.Anyway I am president Gio of The Harc Alliance we are mostly diplomats. So we would rather not go to war. We are loacated in Cyrannus We are allied with the New Cyrannian Republic We hope we can have more alliances to whoever gets this message.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Oh. Hi.
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King Hapte
Representative of the Kingdom of Agethime
Technically, by being allied with the New Cyrannian Republic, you kinda are already in bad terms with the Empire. Nevertheless, we welcome you to the Gigaquadrant, and I hope you grow to be a prosperous civilization.

Just a word of warning, though: Our Gigaquadrant is quite a hostile world, and eventually someone will try to pry a territory away from you, so be sure to stay wise.
Plazith League
The Representative of the Plazith League is:
Emin'Keres (Comms Channel)
Greetings President Gio. I do not have much to say in this short transmission, but I will say that King Hapte the 1st is right. Starters advice for the Gigaquadrant, concentrate on honing your empire and avoiding the larger powers. And by all means, DON'T PISS THEM OFF. Take for example, the Loron. Piss them off, and they will kill you. Painfully too. But welcome to the Galactic Community!
I extend my hand to you new guys. We are also allied with the Republic, and I hope we may see more of each other in the near future. May you prosper before then.
Space Stage Unlocked Representing The Harc Alliance is President Gio
Thank you all for welcoming us to the Galactic Community.Replying to King Hapte we hoping that the Empire stays neutral to us also many of our councilors seem to take interest in your empire. perhaps a future alliance could be made?
Plazith League
The Representative of the Plazith League is:
High Inquisitor Dreza'Dero (Comms Channel)
Unta kalmiri desw alok-dimayanae kelohd maek. It is (usually) a bad idea and should not be done. Nothing really hurts more than having your new ally stab you in the back and take your money.
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King Hapte
Representative of the Kingdom of Agethime
The Plazith League is right - even diplomacy has its risks. It's better to build a relationship with a civilization by, say, trading resources and products, and collaborating together in the scientifical field so they actively trust you and will value your alliance.

As for your request, like I said it's better for us to just settle for trading products for now. We'll learn more from your technology, and you'll benefit from ours, thus it's a win-win situation for both of us.

Regards.
Representing The Harc Alliance is President Gio
we understand we wouldn't trust an new alien empire that we knew nothing about etheir.

Establishing First ContactEdit

Representing the Valdron Collective, The Central Mind IV
Launch Protocol 0125B...//Initiate Neutrino Displacement Commune//!#@#$/1245i2//Contact Established...Beginning message: Greetings beings of the Gigaquadrant, this an attempt at contact to reach out to distant powers of the Galactic Community. We Lie within the arms of the Andromeda Galaxy, and by the consensus given by my council, We have found it best to reach out and offer an..."olive branch" We hope this communication reaches you...//End Transmission//

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Paladin Girine
Representative of the Kingdom of Agethime
Ew. I hate olives.
Representing the Imperium of War is: Imperator Caligustus
Yes. Olive branches are bad. Oh, wait. Olives? Olives are good. Especially blood olives.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: King Hapte (Comm. Channel)
Come on, Girine. I'd expect more maturity from you. Olives are very tasty.

Ahem. Greetings, Valdron Collective. We welcome you to the Galactic Community, and hope you can grow, prosper, and live in harmony among us. However, could you specify what you meant exactly by "olive branch"?

Regards.
Representing the Valdron Collective, The Central Mind IV
Our Apologies, King Hapte. The term was meant in short lengths, just a greeting and perhaps a dialogue, but in no shape nor form was anything beyond that meant, We again apologize for the confusion, and hope we and other nations continue to communicate.


NewRepublic REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NEW REPUBLIC: PRESIDENT APOLLO (COMMUNICATIONS)
Like our friends in the Kingdom of Agethime, we welcome you to the intergalactic community. On behalf of the Republic Senate, I hope you find peace and prosperity amongst the stars!
Along with our comrades, we welcome you to the First Gigaquadrant. We, and the other allies, are open to trade with you at any point. Just give us a call.
WOW. MOAR LOSAS IN DIS STOOPID GIGAQUADRANT. FIEN DEN WES GONNA EET YOOS IF WE COME NEER AN SHANK YOOS but wes kinda busy killin uno so maybe lata
Agent X-30 of the Plazith League's Agency
OI OI OI I WUS GONA ASK FO DA BANANA GUN BUT UR JUST A TOP DIK FOR SEYIN DAT. GAWD. but i migt still ask tho. AN' I HAV A BETTA SHANKA THAN YOO DUMBO!!!
Representing The Harc Alliance Is President Gio
Greetings Valdron Collective Welcome to The Galactic Commuity
Representing the Valdron Collective, The Central Mind IV
Thank you all whom offered their greetings kindly and anyone open to trading with us or offers of alliance, We would gladly accept such an offer, and we would like to propose such a trade offer with you Ugandalore the Un-touchable if you are still open to the deal?
High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
Of course, the Council welcomes trade between our peoples, and hope to be of further service towards your further rise among the stars.
WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Node-Speaker Vin'ard
Hmmm...What is this? An AI of some sort?
Plazith League
The Representative of the Plazith League is:
High Inquisitor Dreza'Dero (Comms Channel)
What the hell is an olive branch? Otherwise, welcome to the galactic community! The Grand Council welcomes you and hopes for friendly relations. We won't be able to talk much since we are currently in a war within the Andromeda Galaxy (And by extension, every other galaxy we colonized). Welcome again!
Ballatay hologram

Richelieu, French Andromeda
00:00:25

On behalf of France, I would also like to welcome the Valdron Collective to the intergalactic community. Your civilization has taken a momentous first step in making it among the stars and galaxies. Many do not get this far.

One of the most challenging things ahead is integrating your people into the Gigaquadrantic community. While many of the Gigaquadrant's leading powers are tolerant of views other than their own, we have come to agree on a loose set of customs, behaviors, and rules––written and unwritten––which strongly influence how we interact with one another.

The culture-shock resulting from your entry on to the intergalactic stage will be immense. Your people will experience points of views and ways of doing things which they never imagined. Foreign exchanges will initially be a challenge as your ambassadors accustom themselves to our diplomatic, economic, and state systems, of which there are many. Trade with foreign powers will open up new opportunities, but also threaten serious, sometimes dangerous change on your people's traditional way of life.

Over the centuries, France has participated in thousands of first contact scenarios and thoroughly documented the evolution of those civilizations post-contact. These records, along with countless other pieces of scientific, political, and cultural literature, might prove invaluable to your men of learning and power in guiding your people to prosperity. If you are interested, France would be more than willing to create an exchange commission with the Valdron Collective which would facilitate such interplays of knowledge, technology, and culture. It would not only help your people learn more about us, but––with your permission––we hope that the exchange would work both ways.

In the meantime, welcome to the Gigaquadrant.

Yours truly,

The Prince of Ballatay.
Ministre des affaires étrangères Français
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Representing the Valdron Collective is: The Central Mind (Communications)

Greetings to you as well, Prince of Ballatay, The Council of the Four Minds thanks you for your offer of an exchange commission and we would be grateful to accept it. We understand the shock resulting form the entry to intergalatic politics and even now we are adjusting and changing to better suit our new environments. On taking this commission we agree to allow for the release of our archives to be viewed by your nations and allies. We hope that by accepting your terms we can draw relations with both France and those we have yet to make contact with, and we look forward to further interaction in the future.

War Declared!Edit

On the day of Novemex 26 06 NE, our capital, Usmilia was assaulted by the Bisistar Domain. This event took place only five days after an infiltration by the Domain to, by all accounts, assassinate me and topple the. In response to a god-send transmission sent by an Orbital Battle Station, both the New Cyrannian Republic and the Prime Defense Fleet arrived in the system do stop an invading fleet of over seven hundred ships launched by the Bisistars. In response to this heroic victory and demonstration of valor and assistance by the New Cyrannian Republic, the Bastnliues has formally join the Mou' Cyran Accords, and thus we have declared war upon the wretch known as the Bisistar Domain and its people hence forth.

I wish we could help. But we have got other concerns to deal with.
NewRepublic REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NEW REPUBLIC: PRESIDENT APOLLO (COMMUNICATIONS)
We grieve with the people of Usmilia for their loss at the hands of the nefarious Bisistar Domain. These shapeshifters have been hounding the Cyrannus Galaxy since the Great Cyrannus War, bringing with them death and desolation against the innocent. The Bisistar are a threat to the entire Gigaquadrant, not only the Cyrannus and not only the civilisations of the Mou'Cyran Accords. I would stress on all who see this message the severity of the threat at hand. We must all remain vigilant.
The Bisistar have attacked again? I would stress out the possibility of a joint offensive on their space. The Collective is clear on what to do with its enemies: complete extermination.
idunno wat a bisistar is but it sounds like itd taste gud wiv noodles

*BZZZT* Edit

(Intercepted from the Exterioris area of the Andromeda)
Voice one: Rirrokurr, rirrxil rik?

Voice two: Rix, rerilxrir. Erirnxil ri-*Bzzzt*-riksul ril. Raz! Rixilir rizillixir...erxin Rir-*Bzzzt*-vinr-RIVIRR! AUGH! *Coughing* RERIL-*Bzzt*-

*Flatline, then static*

Voice one: Rirrxil? Rirrxil!? Rirk, Rirrxil xil erxin...razil riex! Ri-*Bzzzt*- rizir Xilian-*Bzzzt*-

*Static*

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Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Gol'thabex (Da comms channel)
itll b da final straw fer dem wen i shank deir stoopid dads hurhurhurhur

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Mr. Kay
At least the translators weren't French.

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Agent X-30 of the Agency
Why would A.Is need money?

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Bureau de développement et de premier contact
Liberté · égalité · fraternité

An unknown transmission emanating from Segmentum Exterioris is catching the attention of the international community. While communications like this circulate around the galaxy constantly, most of them from pre-spacefaring civilizations unaware that their soap operas are being broadcast into space, this one made its way on to the Universal Discussion Board and was received with concern by Apalos himself. This in itself makes the phenomena – emanating from a portion of the galaxy we know little about – worthy of further inquiry.

One of the most puzzling aspects of the message – other than is grave and potentially deadly implications – is the inability of the Universal Discussion Board to translate the message automatically, attributed by Apalos to an AI strike having to do with the untranslatability of the Loron language.

Honestly, I don't blame them.

We have taken the liberty of handing the message to a translator, who hopefully might provide us something to work with.


837 ave de la république
Richelieu Cité, RI
Communauté des états français d'Andromède

UNIDENTIFIED SENDER
Acknowledged that this is a leaked signal from the Exterioris, which is one of the sectors we only do mining operations for Andasium, they recevied signals and signatures of energy abnormal from the background ambient emissions of energy few months earlier. So we had small groups of recons and researchers to explore the now allegedly battlefield. It turns out to be a conflict over resources and territory of a domestic power and a power of non-Andromedan origin, which call themselves "Xillians". In fact we have no interests or inquire about the situation. Since they are still to present day alien to us and are not fully aware of our presence.


Regarding Apalos' striking translator AIs, I can guarantee that this isn't the utterances produced by Loron mouth. Also, it is as well a sign of your AI has become sentient, perhaps too sentient - good luck getting rid of these without breaking the universal code for treatment of sapience.

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MAN IS YOO ALL STOOPID? IT SOUNDED PERFECTLY NORMAL TA ME??
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Voa'reak (Da comms channel)
mate dats jus cus yor a half-geek. BUT DA NUMBAS KAL'KUIR WAT DO DEY MEEN
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Kal'kuir (Da comms channel)
I DUN FEEL LIKE SHARIN GO AWAY
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Zalk'don (Da comms channel)
YOO DONT FEEL LIKE SHARIN? AWWWWWWWWW. DID WE HURT YA PRESHUS FEELINS? AWWWW POOR LITTLE BOY. IMMA BLOW YOO UP UNLESS YOO TELL US actually whai am i yellin at yoo throo a screen wen wez in da same ship AN I CAN JUS THRETEN YOO THERE HURHURHURHUR
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Voa'reak (Da comms channel)
wat was DAT all bout? stop bein salty zalk'don yor embarrassin yaself to da public
I don't know what your on about. Their obviously discussing the next Super Robot Wars video game.
(Translated by an unidentified source)
Voice one: Rirrxil, status report?

Voice two: Command, we may have possible conta-*Bzzzt*-thadorn. Scouts have reported movement in sector 3-3A, believed to be infantr-*Bzzzt*-ossibl...INCOMING!

*An explosion is heard, followed by intense gunfire*

*Coughing* NEED REINF-*Bzzt*-

*Flatline, then static*

Voice one: Rirrxil? Rirrxil!? Overwatch, be advised. We have a possible breakthrough in sect-*Bzzzt*- is en route from Xillian and w-*Bzzzt*-

*Static*

Inspection of the message reveals that it was sent from an unregistered spacecraft in the proximity of the Exterioris region. Based on the message's coding, the craft is a large capital ship of unknown origin with systems coded in another unknown language.

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Agent A-1 of the Agency
Mithadorn? Looks like you were right, it is a distress signal. Whelp, time to grab my guns.

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WHOEVA DA HELL DAT IS HE NEEDS TA STOP CRYIN DEN. STOOPID EMOS I SWER
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Ambassador Kip
Representative of the New Tadpole Empire
Our colonies in Exterioris have been recieving those calls too. Glad to see we're not the only ones; someone's been making rumors about "the ghosts that haunt Andromeda", and people are believing it, stating how we should've moved to Bunsen or Phradox instead of Andromeda. Bullshit.

For those dealing with this issue, do it quickly. We're sick of having our radio frequencies recieving interferences from those transmissions, and more than a few people decided to kick the bucket and return to the Milky Way.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Ambassador Yakon (Comm. Channel)
If you're so sick of this, then why don't you deal with the issue yourself, or aid those dealing with it? I'm pretty sure Apalos could use some help.
Representing the New Tadpole Empire is: Ambassador Kip (Comm. Channel)
We can't really mess with what we don't know. If we had more information about the subject, we could lend some help - our troops in Umbra have been pretty bored lately. And, of course, there's also the fact that the boys dealing with this might not actually need or even want help.

Curious Wranploer Remnant Activity Edit

Greetings, everyone. I hope this message finds you well. Our spies have given us some good news and some bad news. I do intend to deliver this message to the Council, but I felt the need for everyone to be informed.

The bad news is that the Wranploer Remnants are becoming far more adaptable. No longer having the supremacy in the Eastern Arm they once had, they initially struggled and were rooted out after the fall of the Consortium Network, with only the strongest surviving. Now that only the strongest are surviving, the Wranploer's methods and their technology are improving. They have realised they can't rely on their brute force methods of old, so the Wranploer warlords raising to power now are much sneakier about it, much more efficient in their rise to dominance, and as such, are often lasting longer because of it, or making a greater impact. This is worrying, as the entire galaxy should be prepared to catch up to them in this regard.

The good news, however, is that despite this worrying trend...crime rates have been falling. Despite the more dominant Remnants and warlords lasting longer than previously, we're seeing the downfall of many more Remnants not attributed to the PCA. Several Remnants appear to have been destroyed from the inside, some before they have even gained prominence, while others have sparked fights with one another that has led to the destruction of both. This is very interesting, while we wouldn't put it past the Wranploer to start in-fights on the level of the Loron, the Wranploer must surely realise how detrimental this is to their cause. If they wish to be strong again, why would they be so willing to fight each other? From the rumours and evidence gathered, we cannot attribute this to anyone, as every individual involved appears to die immediately after the Remnants fall. We believe these events are linked to an organisation we are unaware of, but we cannot find substantial evidence for any of them, or even know vaguely of the name of such a group.

We assure you this is unconnected to the PCA, which is why we believe to be curious. So our message for the common people: be more on the lookout in the Eastern Arm, but do remember that you do not have too much to fear. To the governments of Borealis: you may need to keep up your efforts to keep the galaxy safe, but it appears we have an ally to the cause we did not know about...Thank you for your attention.

Why your Alliance has not started a campaign to completely exterminate the Wranploer race, I cannot understand. Aliens and their 'mercy'.
Representing Unified Nation of Ottzello is: Valzaria (UNO's message channel)
I cannot speak for the rest of the Alliance, but I can speak for myself and for UNO: regardless of the wrongs the Wranploer race has committed, such a campaign is just as much an immoral racial genocide as any other. We still believe there are good Wranploer who do not wish to be associated with the wrongdoings of the rest of their race, that will need to put up with great prejudice because of it. We believe that the Wranploer can still be rehabilitated in our efforts to make Borealis a truly peaceful galaxy again.
NONSENSE I BET DIS IS ALL YA FAULT. YOO IS ALWAYS MAKIN FINGS HARD TA US KILLIN ALL OF OUR EMPLOYAS AN TRYNA STOP CRIME. MAN BUZZ OFF CRIMES DA BEST
Representing Unified Nation of Ottzello is: Zr'Ahgloth (UNO's message channel)
I WISH DESE SECRET GEEZAS SHUT YOR ORGANIZASHON DOWN BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAN YOR A DUMBO CRIMES DUM CUZ IT LEEDS TA PEEPZ LIEK YOO STEELIN PIZZAS SO IMMA SHANK YOO ALL

Roreinian Insurgency Escalates: Foreign Legion Gases CiviliansEdit

Xonexi Allies Roreinia Independent News
Insurgency Escalates: Foreign Legion Gases Civilians


The insurrection in Brasilia continues to escalate as Opposition supporters continue to clash with Superstate forces throughout the sector. Fighting broke out on Vega eight Standard days ago after a confrontation between the Sector Governor and local Opposition members. The conflict escalated as the Rayens rallied the local public and security. With Opposition supporters in the Inner Sectors threatening to cut off access between Brasilia and the Capital Sectors, the Presidency requested assistance from the Superstate Council. The French Foreign Legion (aligned with the French Republic) responded with lethal force on the planet of Brasilia, deploying nerve gas against civilian protesters in the Capitol, Mercador and Felicio while evacuating the Sector Governor. Hundreds of thousands are believed to have been killed in the panic, but information has been restricted by a planet-wide communications blackout issued by the Presidency.

Atlantis.fr
HUMAN SUPERSTATE UNLEASHES NERVE GAS ON CIVLIANS

ROREINIA, HUMAN SPACE — In a desperate move to maintain control over the capital sector of Roreinia, the Human Superstate has deployed nerve gas in the streets of Brasilia against civilian protesters, Roreinia Independent News––a Roreinian news collection agency––reports. This development marks a new escalation of the conflict between locals peacefully protesting against the of the Superstate and occupation forces dispatched by the Superstate Council, the newest in a long line heavy-handed moves by the Superstate to consolidate its power in the fragmented Roreinian nation. However, this atrocity reaches new levels. Reports of the death toll inflicted by the Superstate's unwarranted attack, which RIN places at "hundreds of thousands," are being met with outrage throughout the hypernet and are spreading to the Andromedan Virtual Network.

In the coming days, the Human Superstate will need to account for its actions before the intergalactic community. If the reports of mass civilian casualties are true, the Unification Council has opened itself up to serious accusations of sapient rights violations in one of the occupied territories which were entrusted to it in the aftermath of the Battle for the Milky Way. Due to the communications blackout imposed by Superstate forces, no information has left Brasilia since the RIN report. We will post developments as they unfold.

CONTEXT: Atlantis.fr is one of media corporations funded by the government of the French Colonial Empire
BRASILIA? EINT DAT DA LOT WHO GOES "HUE HUE HUE"?
Mr. Kay
Whew, gee. No need to take it hard on the oddly smelling monkeys!
They've barely made it past all their concerns.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Drakan Thel'Vimicelnes
We did something like that to our civilians. They bit our arses because of that. I wish the Human Superstate and France luck with the upcoming backlash from their actions.

First Universal MessageEdit

Zsarkminiportrait Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
We have confirmed our location. A dimensional parallel, that others call the First Gigaquadrant. I ask you all, what gives this place its messianic reputation. Amend me if I am wrong, the need for significance is very divergent. There may be a chance that our, rather minuscule development, will cause us to be considered banal. That complex culture, regime, all spent in eons that we would consider to be worth of dirt, are more favored. How is this possible?

MiniNu2 Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
Well that's just damn rude.
ITS MESSIAC CUS DA LORONZ LIVE IN IT DUUUUUH
WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Oji'b
Another extragalactic invader!? Geez, as if the Nebulorians or the Nyarqaeshu weren't enough to be dealt with already.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Not to mention the Xhodocto, ahem ahem.
Imperium of War Representing the Imperium of War is: Imperator Caligustus
"Dirt". You want war?
Zsarkminiportrait Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
Let me finish. I say hello to the empires of the Gigaquadrant, any compromise, offer to help, or bargain is at best acceptable. Any empire, vigorous or not, is welcome for a negotiation. Does this last statement soothe your concern?

WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
...Maybe?
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Yay. I hope you aren't always as much as a jackass as you are with your first transmission. Say you're sorry.

Space Stage Unlocked Mr. Kay
Goddamn tourists.
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Ambassador Kip
Representative of the New Tadpole Empire
Heh. With that introduction of yours, you might have driven off most possible negotiators.
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Syllia
Representative of the Mariposa Society
Well, since everyone is piling up on our extradimensional newcomer, I guess I have to give them the benefit of doubt and be the first to give a proper welcome.

Welcome to the Gigaquadrant. As for your question, mmm... I guess it's mostly due to, despite the fact that, despite there being a lot of factions trying to take control of everything, or otherwise trying to spur chaos everywhere, there's always a group - or more - that seeks to stop them and keep things right.

Also, of course there's a lot of value dissonance; like you said, something you may find valuable may be worthless to us, and vice-versa.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Ambassador Yakon (Comm. Channel)
Hm, to be fair these guys sound like the "cause chaos" type. Just speculating. I mean, I'm all for building friendly relations, but... we got to be skeptic to avoid, you know, helping a potential foe.
Zsarkminiportrait Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
Indeed my statement was not our intention to make you agitated to the point of inappropriate dialect. It is childlike of you to rancorously demand an apology to make us feel downcast and guilty. But I do apologize for the irrational tone, though I recommend a more placid approach in this case. Your skepticism is staggering, though indulgence is still likely despite denial.

"its childish of yoo dat i was a rude doochebag"

EVEN IF I CARED (which i dunt), YOR FULL OF CRAP, M8. GO AWAY
Overseer Zsark
It takes me 20 minutes to read your response, and I get a headache by doing so. SO PLEASE SPEAK PROPERLY!
I'LL EVEN INVITE YOU TO LINGUAL COMMUNICATION LESSONS IF I HAVE TO!
Agent X-30 of the Agency
WTF O MA FUKKING DAYZ M8, CALM DOWN

R YOO STOOPID DA LORONZ SPIK SOUNDS PERFEKTLY NORMAL TA ME??

LEERN TA SPIK DA LORONZ WAY?
Imperium of War Representing the Imperium of War is: Imperator Caligustus
Eh.
Still fight us.
Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
Over a message you claim to be hostile? I assure you that it would be unavailing.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Oh, he's gonna war you anyways.
Representing the Imperium of War is: Imperator Caligustus
Hostile? Oh, for the standards of the Dragowar I assure you I do not find it to be hostile at all. The duty of the Imperium is simply to test all newcomers worthy of existence in this universe. See it as a challenge. Facing a mayor Mirusian power like us would be entertaining, would it not?
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Facing you is long, boring, and not worth our time.
Representing the Imperium of War is: Imperator Caligustus
I recall taking to Zsark, not you, Draekar lapdog. Excluding the Lanats whom are now reduced to a Cyrannian vassal, WE are now THE single most powerful native empire in the Mirus Galaxy. If you value your sovereignity, and I assume you do, you might want to take that back.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
The way I see it, I have two decisions. Entertain myself by taunting you even more while I sit on a money throne several thousand light years from where you are, or say I'm sorry. I'm not saying 'I'm sorry', you know...
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Antokuv'r
Please ignore the emperor of warmongers. As far as we are aware, they have been "testing" others ever since they reached space. And they have lost, most of the time.
Representing the Imperium of War is: Imperator Caligustus
Hah! True, of course! And a small correction on your part, we have been doing this WAY BEFORE we EVER reached space. Win or lose, it does not mattter. WE TEST!
Phase-Hunter
Overcompensation ain't attractive Cali. Ladies prefer someone with style and charm, like yours truly.
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Syllia
Representative of the Mariposa Society
Glad we could sort this out. But yes, most of us are far too used to seeing God-like entities broadcasting messages on the discussion board about how they're "so better than us" and how "we should just surrender and become their slaves". So, when you sent your own broadcast, your... agressive tone, for a lack of a better word, made most of us confuse you for such entities.

Honestly, I don't blame them. Either way, is there something else you need?
Representing the New Tadpole Empire is: Ambassador Kip (Comm. Channel)
Even if it disgusts me to say, I agree with the Loron up there. But since the Society is giving you a chance of redemption, I guess I'll pardon you as well. But lay even one of your claws in them, and we'll go after your ass hard.
Representing the Mariposa Society is: Syllia (Comm. Channel)
Dearie, we wouldn't be the Society if we didn't try to make friends with everyone we see.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Yeah! What Tadpole said!
XilicFlag United Councils of Xiliaan
We request that you cease these uncivilized messages towards our allies. By proclaiming these derogatory statements, you are bringing dishonor to both you and your species. We will not tolerate the insulting of our greatest and most advanced ally Zsark.
Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
I'd rather we ignore the ignorant and unsophisticated minds that are blinded by their "Napoleon complex".
Representing the Mariposa Society is: Syllia (Comm. Channel)
I agree with the Xilics, Kip. While I admire your loyalty to us, your message was... unecessarily harsh.
Representing the New Tadpole Empire is: Ambassador Kip (Comm. Channel)
Alright, apologies. I suppose I was harsher than intended. Last thing we want is a completely needless war.
Representing the Mariposa Society is: Syllia (Comm. Channel)
There we go. Didn't hurt, did it?
Representing the New Tadpole Empire is: Ambassador Kip (Comm. Channel)
It was a bit embarrassing. But I guess if I didn't do that, the emperor would have my head if he found out we got into a war with a neighbor over a bad diplomacy attempt.
Agent X-1 of the Agency
Oh my dayz WOULD YOU TWO JUST KISS ALREADY!
THE AUDIENCE IS DEMANDING SOME ACTION!
Representing the New Tadpole Empire is: Ambassador Kip (Comm. Channel)
Sorry, I'm already married and I'm not lesbian. Try another time.
Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
For the record we do not wish to start wars.

And if we did, I might've taken your own head myself.

So please, let's be more vigilant here.
Representing the New Tadpole Empire is: Ambassador Kip (Comm. Channel)
That's reassuring... I guess. Either way, let's stop fucking around, and let's get to the point.
I have no idea what Zsark is yammering about, yet I find myself totally enraptured for some reason.
The Councils have noticed widespread disliking to our ally. We wish to reiterate that we give our support to Zsark to keep with our trade agreement. Any attempts at violence directed against our ally will be responded with political or military action towards the assailant should our ally request aid. We will not tolerate the harm of any of our colleagues.

Rizil xirr Erokirrerilr rizerxin rizir Rirrikur

WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
Help...with what? I am the trusting type but after seeing what the likes of Ne'yon did...Then again, our Xillic allies must have reason to trust you, so I guess you're not that bad.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Oji'b
Just a little bit rude?
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
Exactly. Ignoring that, what do you need help for? Any peaceful offers shall certainly be accepted. Regarding your extragalactoc origins, we would very well like to offer you a visit to your world, or you to ours, as to help integrate you into this universe and prevent the...mistakes other extragalactics have committed against us and our allies in the past.
Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
Whatever you want to offer will be accepted.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Antokuv'r
No, good sir, both due to mild cautiousness and general intrest at your intentions, please offer first. What are your needs?
Zsark of the Edict of Harvur (Transmission Network)
I can invite you to Harvur to see what bargain we can negotiate, in this network there are voices all over.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Antokuv'r
Very well. I shall arrive shortly.

Devastation on Alcanti Edit

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Residents of the Alcanti continents of Miminas and Annekhsa were roused yesterday by a class-8 seismic devestation caused by what authorities claim to be an unexpected detonation of fifteen ballistic missiles in the Annekhiosan archipeligo. These missiles, believed to be a mix of fission and matter-antimatter payloads, were stored in a previously-thought-decommissioned military base established during the nation-state eras.

Millions across Annekhas' northern coast were roused by friends and authorities as the cities were evacuated from the most at-risk areas but despite the RACM's best efforts the fatality rate is estimated at a minimum of three million sentiens.

Authorities from both the RAIDS and RACM refuse to comment on whether this is another chapter in the unfolding insurgency by the cultist radical group currently sweeping the planet. We now go to Geleggan Riobar who is in Sovlis, on Annekhasa.

*Report cuts to a Terratrix wearing a hazmat suit and standing in an abandoned city* "Well it's been five hours since the explosion, I am currently standing in an ionized zone which is why I am wearing this. RACM authorities tell me that decontamination is currently underway but they estimate it could be a month before radiation levels in this city are lowered to a more habitable level. But just two kilometres from me RACM is trying to provide accommodation for the displaced citizens, some of whom had to be driven out of the city in their nightwear there was so much urgency."

Geleggan Riobar reporting from Sovlis. The RACM has also warned that despite the efforts of Alcanti's weather-management system, a cloud of ionised particles is currently being blown from the island to mainland Miminas. While meteorologists at RACM estimate that the cloud will not spread into Northern Miminas, they have opened management centres to assist in caring for residents of the heartlands and is currently providing atmospheric purification filters for any homes at risk from exposure to the cloud.

This is Seyenus Orilus Vokorium, for Andromeda News 20 - Informing whenever, and wherever you need it.

LOL GET REKT BY SIK BOMZ DRACONIS BOYZ. A SHAME DEYZ NOT MA OWN BOMZ THO
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BREAKING: Draconis capital world Alcanti has been rocked by the unexpected detonation of matter-antimatter munitions in what was thought to have been an abandoned military base. Residents of the effected areas have been evacuated by authorities, though despite their best efforts there have been an estimated three million fatalities.

It is currently unknown whether this was accidental, or an act of a terrorist organization or other enemy of the state.

Authorities are now focusing on getting the spread of ionized particles under control before they contact other major population centres, and having the effected area decontaminated.

The INN is immediately dispatching journalists to Alcanti, and the INN will continue to post details as the situation unfolds.

This has been the Imperial News Network.
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ALEXANDRE I
PAR LA VOLONTÉE DU PEUPLE ET LA GRÂCE DE LA NATION,
EMPEREUR DES FRANÇAIS

Mesdames et messieurs les ministres, mesdames et messieurs les journalistes, le peuple français,

A humanitarian tragedy has just occurred on the Draconis capital of Alcanti. It is believed that fifteen ballistic missiles have been detonated in the Annekhiosan archipelago, home to more than a billion inhabitants. Three million are missing and presumed dead. The ensuing destruction and contamination of homes and cities has displaced tens of millions more who are now in dire need of help. The reources and manpower necessary to carry out relief efforts are scarce due to the ongoing war.

The Draconid Imperium is one of our greatest allies. It was with their help that we reached the status of superpower. Today, they boldly face down the armies of tyrants and autocrats alongside us, fighting for a more just and equitable Gigaquadrant. We may have had our differences, but this August, Paragon Uriel came through for us. Now, I intend to repay the favor.

I have just ordered the launch of Battlestar Uriel three months early. It is a warship - the first of its kind - but it is the only starship we can spare with the carrying capacity necessary to transport relief personnel and their equipment in haste to the Draconis capital. All other comparable assets are tied up in Mirus or Andromeda in our ongoing wars. The Uriel will provide supplies, personnel, administrative power, shelter, and hospital space desperately needed in this crisis.

We have also opened a portal on the Hypernet which links to a growing number of NGO's and aid organizations which have already pledged to help the people of Alcanti. Private donations of all sizes, big or small, will help in this effort.

I will take questions now.


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Communauté des états français d'Andromède

Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Zalk'don (Da comms channel)
HAO MUCH FOR A BAGUETTE HUMIE LOSA

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Important Newsflash


The capital planet of the Draconid Imperium, the paradise world of Alcanti has been hit by disaster. For unknown reasons, the continents of Miminas and Annekhsa were hit yesterday by a class-8 seismic devestation, causing at least three million casualties. So far, the Rambo goverment expressed their sympathies to Alcantia, and rumors have it Rambo Command dispatched at least four Olympic-Class hospital vessels for aid, though Marscalcus Kya didn't want to comment on military operations.

We hope to gain more information from our news collegues within Andromeda, stay tuned for more images and footing about this new disaster that struck our allies in Andromeda.

Yours truly, news reporter Ronuald Johnsan.


The Indoctrinate Collective sends its condolences to the Imperium. Such an act is a rather grave breach in security, and while our empire no longer has any presence in Andromeda, we are willing to send aid if required. The responsible should be dealt with immediately otherwise the rest of the planet may be in danger.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Zalk'don (Da comms channel)
IT IS CUS IT WAS ME. I DID IT. ALL OF IT.
Representing the Indoctrinate Collective is: Koluap's Vengeful Ghost (Communications)
No you didn't. Shut up.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Zalk'don (Da comms channel)
wow rude
DrakGenericMini01 Andromeda News 20 of the Draconid Imperium
Welcome to Andromeda News 20. The solar prefect of Aldra and brother to his majesty Uriel Ultanos the Sixteenth, Taynus Kaetinas Ultanos has expressed his deepest gratitude in the generosity of the intergalactic community.

*Footage changes to that of Taynos in his office in orbit over Alcanti* "It is incredibly sobering to see the compassion the interglactic community has offered in this time of concern for our beautiful planet. I wish to express a wish that this kindness will not be forgotten. And to those who have blessed those evacuated with food, shelter and medicine, I convey their thanks when I express my gratitude. These are hard times for our Imperium. But I am gladdened that it is not a period of hardship our people walk alone"

And we have just received word that his majesty the Paragon also conveys his gratitude to those factions, as well as those Exonet communities who provided either aid for restoration or put forward their condolences to those who were displaced by the incident, which remains under investigation.

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Overseer Nill
Representative of the Mariposa Society
This is devastating. I have not seen so many casualties caused by a disaster in my entire life. I offer my condolences to the Imperium, and the Society would also like to provide food and medical aid to the wounded in this situation.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is:
The Draekar extends its sympathies to the Draconid Imperium. The Council of Eight has agreed to send aid to Alcanti, medicines, food, supplies, and refugee ships to give displaced resides a home. We cannot send these ships without the go ahead from the ruling body of Alcanti, however, as such an act without the Imperiums permission woulkd be an invasion of territory.

Shoukd Alcanti need any further aud, we may be able to provide it.

Though we have clashed in the past, my people wish yours the best of luck in this struggle you find yourselves in. If there is anything we can do, just ask.

The Avalôtur Covenant Edit

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Beings of the Gigaquadrant, I bring tidings from Orbispira, where an historic Covenant has been signed into being. My Lord Emperor has deigned the propagation of this joyous news throughout the First Universal Square, for reasons which will soon be readily apparent.

For the Avalôtur Covenant has been founded in partnership with our new kindred, the Kicathian Republic States, as a bastion against disorder and a luminous light toward which all civilisations should blossom. Under the enlightened guidance of both the Galactic Emperor Tyrómairon and Kithworto Aknatazán, security and order within the Ikiwa Eropsii Cluster has increased tenfold. The Kicath have been granted two thousand systems within the Cyrannus Galaxy and in partnership with our Tralor friends in both the United Lanat Empire and the Mirusian Imperial administration zone, two hundred and fifty thousand systems within Mirus.

With the Emperor and Kithworto united in the name of the Avalôtur Covenant, a bright future of order and prosperity is within reach. We need only to grasp it.


Tereyn Aeresius. Potentate of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus
Orbispira, Novemex, 08 NE



MiniTau Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Tau (Communicate)
I am not exactly sure what Kithworto is thinking...though that being said, I don't really understand him that much altogether. I just hope this doesn't backfire.
MiniKoluapOld Representing the Indoctrinate Collective is: Koluap's Vengeful Ghost (Communications)
You done goofed, Kithworto. Like, holy shit. You may as well stab us in the back with a knife while you're at it.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS:
Isn't diplomacy marvelous? So many twists and turns. Delightful.


Representing the Indoctrinate Collective is: Koluap's Vengeful Ghost (Communications)
Yeah, and sometimes that causes people to die. Violently. Just saying, bub.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS:
Ah death. I've been, you know. Lovely spot this time of year. If you'd like, I could bring you there. You, me. A couple of Star Destroyers. We could bring your entire civilisation. Ah, making new... friends.


STOOPID IMPERIALS WIV YER HIGH-AND-MIGHTY ATTITUDE. I SPIT ON YAS AND YA EMPRAH. JUS TRY AN GET IN OUR WAY AND WES GONNA SEND YA CRYIN BAK TO DA CYRANNIAN LORONZ, WHO IS ALL LOSAS BTW
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS: GRAND MANDATOR ERISSARE
Incoherent speech is a turn on for my people. Call me.


Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Hagto'Zhl (Da comms channel)
GROSS BIRD FING KILL YASELF
Why one of our own Councillors would do such madness is beyond me, but one thing must be clear. You may have made deals with the Kicathian Republic, but the Polar Crystal Alliance's opinion on the Cyrannian Empire remains the same: you have no power here, and you are not wanted in our galaxy.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS:
I was worrying what the Polar Crystal Alliance thought of the agreement. Oh wait, I really wasn't.


Representing the Polar Crystal Alliance is: Councillor Xeron (Communications)
The esteemed top civilization of the Cyrannus Galaxy, ladies and gentlemen. Little more than barbarians.
Is such action madness, however? In having signed a covenant with the Empire, Borealis' safety is now assured. It is highly understandable that such actions will have repercussions across the Gigaquadrant, though I am willing to act in the name of madness if our population and that of the Kicathian population in Borealis, Mirus, Cyrannus and the Milky Way are to be secure.
Representing the Polar Crystal Alliance is: Councillor Xeron (Communications)
We don't need their help with anything. Their only goal is to conquer everything they set their eyes on. We can do fine by ourselves.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Hagto'Zhl (Da comms channel)
BESIDES I BET DEY DUNT EVEN HAV PIZZA OVA AT CYRANNUS. ITS A CRAP GALACSI MATE
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Councillor Kithworto (Communicate)
If we were still to have concerns with the Empire in Borealis, then I would have proposed territorial expansion of the Remnant there rather than to Mirus. The Remnant have declared to act as a peaceful intermediary between the Polar Crystal Alliance and the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus, and we will be responsible for any action taken on either side.
Chancellor Vesperon Corus Matlris of the Draconid Imperium
This development is an utter outrage! Lord Aknatazán, in all his desires for a stable universe has been blinded by the intentions of who he has decided to support i nhis pursuit for stability. As mighty as the Empire may be, the one thing it is not is trustworthy. I speak for Praetor's Council and I am sure I also speak for many nations within known space when I say that with the signing of this document emerges a dagger above us all. To what purpose? Expansion? CLoser ties? Territory in Solinami Fretma? The existential belief that with the union with known space's most mighty military power comes assured survival?

Peace does not come without a price, but this is a price too high for a gain none of us had a say with. The Imperium's position on this covenant is hereby known: We do not condone it, and we are disappointed that Lord Aknatazán would either neglect or dismiss the wider political ramifications for the sake of some measure of claimed stability.
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Councillor Kithworto (Communicate)
An alliance with the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus was considered and the political ramifications were predicted as such. This desire to maintain order in the Ikiwa Eropsii Cluster with this pact and our desire to uphold the Mou'Cyran Accords with the utmost sincerity, our extension into Mirus and our planned extension into Andromeda shall strengthen the accords. The Emperor and I both know that a destabilisation of this alliance has severe consequences for both parties, and anyone with the intent of being instrumental in severing its ties.

The circumstances of war in the Xonexi Cluster and beyond has forced my hand to alter the politics of the Gigaquadrant, though this union extends beyond politics. There are threats out there greater than a threat of attrition, Chancellor.
Chancellor Vesperon Corus Matlris of the Draconid Imperium
So you predicted the overall outrage known space would have as well as the general dissatisfaction the Polar Crystal Alliance with the circumstances of the alliance and yet you still continued. You have outraged your allies, Kithworto, by placing the quest for order above loyalty to long standing allies and guaranteed the Empire a supreme position that will be opposed regardless of what you desire.

The outward response to this declaration has so far been largely unanimous: That rather than an assurance of peace, this covenant is a threat to the sense of liberty for the free nations of the First Gigaquadrant.
NewRepublic REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NEW REPUBLIC: (COMMUNICATIONS)
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I concur with the honourable representatives of the Draconid Imperium and the Polar Crystal Alliance. This agreement constitutes a considerable risk to the freedom of the Gigaquadrant's civilisations, not from the esteemed Kicathian Republic, but from the Empire - an imperialistic and tyrannical regime interested only in the subjugation of this entire Gigaquadrant. The New Republic Senate officially condemns the Covenant as a means of bringing about Imperial hegemony in Ikiwa Eropsii, a conquest that officially began with the subjugation of the United Lanat Empire some time ago. As such, we are opposed to this Covenant as a means of furthering these goals. While our alliance with the Kicathian Republic remains intact, this is a troubling development. Very troubling indeed.'

I always lactate vigorously during these Discussion Board debates. Which is strange, because I'm a reptile. And yet it flows as truly as the bile from your silly little gullets. I have no sympathy for your complaints. Or your "political ramadan-ifications". Or your "freedom" - I mean when has the Empire ever tried to infringe on another civilisation's direction? So long as you don't "accidentally" fire on one of our civilisations, the Empire won't "accidentally" missile dropkick your civilisation into oblivion. Quite simple, fatties!


Grukarb of the Draconid Imperium
How about I "accidentally" send a letter bomb to your summer residence, missy. Or I might "accidentally" spike your monthly wine shipment with Kicathian death-drinks.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS: GRAND MANDATOR ERISSARE
Spike my monthly wine shipment? Are you flirting with me? I wouldn't blame you. I made love to the last person who spiked my drink. Her name was Erissare. And we're in a long distance, committed relationship, so I'm not interested. I ridicule your beggarly antics. Shoo! And take your body weight with you.


Representing the Indoctrinate Collective is: Koluap's Vengeful Ghost (Communications)
Shut up, jester, only thing you're good for is getting eaten by Dvotties.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS: GRAND MANDATOR ERISSARE
Ugh, that Koluap chick really likes hearing herself talk.


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Overseer Nill
Representative of the Mariposa Society
Surely I can't be the only one who isn't surprised they declared an alliance. The two looked like they were going to get along just fine.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Ambassador Yakon (Comm. Channel)
Predictable or not, this is still a shocking matter, and we can't just stay here doing nothing. Who knows what the Empire may try to do next?
And of course, this happens right when we decide to expand further around Mirus...
WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Andokav'r
Defeat one Imperium and you invite another, it seems. Remant and Empire, you are too late. If you had announced this Covenant a few months earlier, your claims regarding the stability of the Mirus Galaxy would've sounded reasonably. But, right now, we Mirusians and our allies have just taken care of the singlemost destabilising factor in our home galaxy -the Imperium of War- and neither did anything to aid us back then. On the contrary, the Imperium was concidered within the Empire's sphere of influence.

It certainly strikes me as odd that this announcements comes right after the collapse of the Imperium, not, say, as a reaction to it's onslaught trough Mirus - unless, of cource, this is all an elaborate ruse to fill a "certain" Mirusian power vacuüm?
The Clans of the Mendel Pact, as native of Mirus and members of the Mou'cyran Accords wish to make it known that we outright denounce this obvious imperialism on the part of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus as a transparent attempt at gigaquadrant-wide conquest. We have dealt with enough Imperialism in Mirus, that we do not want any more. The Galactic Empire is no better then the savages that make up the Imperialistic, back-stabbing alliance known as the Xonexi Allies, and do not want wish for anymore of this foul influence on our territories or allies. As such, the Galactic Empire and Kicathian Republic are therefore banned from our territory from hence forth. Your weapons, though powerful and full of recoil, goods and materials are no good here and we wish not to see any of you here. I know not what stance my allies will take, but I have a feeling their sentiments are largely the same.
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Councillor Kithworto (Communicate)
Then let it be known to you, Ugandalorian. Our presence in Mirus is to promote the same peace that we have contributed to Borealis. Though also know this; should the Covenant be broken by you, or anyone wishing militant harm upon the Kicathian Republic States, celestial hellfire will befall upon you and wipe you off the face of the Gigaquadrant.
High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
Let it be know to you, then, Kicathian, that such lies were spun to us by the Xonexi, before they began genocide on our allies, and seizing territory from us, so forgive us if we are not bought in by such childish tales. We also do not wish militant action. Stay out of our territory, and we will have no quarrel with you, or your imperialist friends. But, come near us, and you had best pray your hellfire is as hot as the air that constantly spews from your jaws.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS: AERESIUS, POTENTATE OF THE EMPIRE
Ugandalore, why so hostile? After all, it was not the Empire who infringed on your sovereignty. Our Kicathian allies are claiming unclaimed space far from the borders of any of your Mou'Cyran friends. We are content for it to remain that way. In any case, only those who threaten galactic order are susceptible to retribution. When we foil a demonic invasion, perhaps the disparate peoples of the Gigaquadrant will be more appreciative. In any case, we freely welcome other civilisations to join our great Covenant. Let us not be torn by old grievances... or the poisonous words of the New Republic.


Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
A tempting offer, but we are already part of a certain Mirusian Covenant and wish to remain that way. With all due respect, but we decline.
High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
I will reassert what has been said. The Xonexi powers feed us such lies, and put us to sleep with golden promises. When we awoke, all we owned was stolen, they dragged us to war! You are no different. Same high talks of peace and order, while you manipulate and steal from those like us. Spare me your hot air, for I have heard enough to light a planet for years. The only poisonous words I see and hear come from your Empire, you disrespectful little bootlick.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS:
Unfortunately I neglected to bring my space violin, could you soldier on with your monologue without? In the Xonexian's defense, at least they tried to patch things up, now didn't they? They foresee a rosy future for Mirus, even for their former enemies, bless their hearts. Do not delude yourself into thinking that we are of the same ilk. Act contrary to our interests and we will be far less inclined to negotiate. Take that as you will.


Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Andokav'r
Some minutes ago the Empire very politely offered anyone who wished the chance to join. Now they threaten to outright destroy anyone who acts contrary to their intrests, which, as an empire as mighty as yours, must be very broad indeed. Not very convincing words of peace, I must say.
High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
What do I expect from the Empire, but to have no respect for those who give their lives for country. You may toss away troops like garbage after they have done their service, but we are of a better fiber then that, our warriors die, and we honor they for it. Such rosy futures are only possible because they have a thing called respect in their vocabulary, unlike you, dancing little puppet. And aren't you supposed to be...a little dead?
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS:
As they say, the reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. Which is to say that they were entirely accurate. And yet, here we stand. Now, you're boring me. So I'm going to do something else.


Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
Are we the only extragalactic who can move into Mirus without pissing off the natives? A radioactive race of psychopaths with an attitude problem, what are the rest of you doing wrong? I'm starting to think we're special. Any way, as with our allies in the Mendel Pact we can express nothing but disapproval of these actions. To many times have I seen extragalactic powers waltz into Mirus as if they owned it and take what belongs to the native powers. We were given our holdings in Mirus because we earned it by working with the natives and sticking by them through thick and thin. Our bonds go back to before even our existence and will only grow stronger as time and conflict passes. As things are we will not engage in hostilities with the Galactic Empire and Kicathian Republic, however our boarders are closed and we will not be open to trade. If they leave us alone then we will leave them alone and that is it.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Drakan Thel'Vimicelnes
No, you're not the only extragalactic race that nobofy objected to. We entered mirus 105,000 yewars ago, and nobody cared. They're semi-psychotic aliens which wield two essences that are highly destructive, and they're lead by a Xi'Arazulha demigod.
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
True, I was being cheeky. The Volver for example get along quite well with the other Mirusians just fine. Doesn't matter who they are though this act is pressing the suspicion button. As I said though we don't plan on engaging in hostilities towards them as long as they do the same to us.
Regardless of the aggressive sentiment of the Mirus inhabitants an aggressive expansion is not our intention. The Mou'Cyran Accords will be upheld by the Kicathian Republic States. Military action will only be authorised should anyone be discourteous enough to seek it against us. Despite what you may assume of our Covenant, our presence in the Ikiwa Eropsii Cluster has been so for nearly twenty-seven thousand years. And we will not tarnish it, nor have it tarnished by whatever claims anyone may have. The Avalôtur Covenant is in the name of facing a greater adversity than mere political ideology.

And as for your assumption that I appear to be a Xi'Arazulha demigod, as you call it, then you would know that my intentions transcend the apparent fragility of morality and your apparent paranoia of a totalitarian regime. There are things out there that also disregard your paranoia.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
Might I add that our sentiment has not been agressive? Thank you.
Now, might I further inquire: what exactly is this adversity you speak of? Can't be the Imperium of War; they've been broken and they would certainly support this Covenant if they had still the means to do so. Can't be the Xonexi Allies; they have been behaving courteously as of late. So tell me, what imminent threat is demands such unexpected measures? Disorder is a pretty vague term.
Oh ho! I LOVE it when they all start getting frightened! What you all do in the name of safety is so ridiculously desperate sometimes. Why, none of you are even aware whether I am plotting something or not! Why would I though? Insomnia is so tranquil, of course not in the conventional way where you all sunbathe and soak up radiation. That, and I DON'T plot things anyway! Who do you think I am, Tyrómairon?! Though he does have a rather peculiar, and admirable sense of fashion.

Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
Ah, yes, Insomnia. So full of forests and giant tentacle roots. Such a lovely place to the eyes of a Waptorian. Truly.
Until demons.
Phase-Hunter
I heavily disagree with the God of Madness. I for one find the Emperor's fashion to be completely passé, and totally forgettable. His sense of style and fashion is so blasé and monochrome. Personally, I think a little more color outside of dark red would certainly help. Maybe a little black, some blue, brighten things up a tad. I'd even go a bit of yellow, like Freddie Mercury's famous jacket, but that might be going from brighten, to flamboyant. Not that there's anything wrong with an Emperor whose a little flamboyant.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Well, Tyrómairon does have spikes coming out of his brain. And Santorakh, we can tell if you're panning something when demons start leaking out of the varoous orifices of the universe.
I think.
You know, I'm probably wrong. Just take my word for it.
Santorakh, God of Madness
If you think the God of Madness plans, mortal, you're in for a right stuffing. A stuffing of your-own-head-down-your-throat variety!
Phase-Hunter
Still, X-30, just because one has spikes sticking out of their head, doesn't mean they cannot be fabulous! I know a Vampire who has a heart drilled into his skull, and is downright fant-abulous!. And Santorakh, I am properly stuffed with excitement!

Salutations from the Stellar Union!Edit

UnionFlag Representing the Stellar Union: Supreme Marshal Utyana Meirial
Greetings, powerful nations of the First Gigaquadrant. I am Supreme Marshal Utyana Meirial of the Stellar Union, a republic in the far reaches of the Carina-Sagittarius Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. In accordance with the Embassy's decision, we wish to publicize our existence in hopes of newfound peace and prosperity.

Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Drakan Thel'Vimicelnes
Greetings. I am Thel'Vomicelnes, master of House Tel and current Drakan of the Draekar Remnant. We welcome you to the Gigaquadrant, although be advised that it is not the peaceful environment that you may believe. Civilizations such as the Imperium of War, Dominion of the Xhodocto, and, I'm adding this because it's just true, the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus prey the various galaxies, snatching up weaker nations.

But, you will not face them alone. Again, welcome to the Gigaquadrant.

REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS: AERESIUS, POTENTATE OF THE EMPIRE
How frightfully rude.


Agent X-30 of the Agency
Horaay, they sent the Emperor's personal pompous jerkass to talk to us.
I personally prefer the horny purple bird thing, but I guess they could've sent worse.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS: GRAND MANDATOR ERISSARE
Ugh, these fangirls should really be flagellated.


Phase-Hunter
Flagellated? Isn't that...A little kinky?
Mr. Kay
"How frightfully rude."

Oh? I thought you meant: "How rightfully true."
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS:
I for one think it is rightfully true.


Agent X-30 of the Agency
One, if you get close to what's left of my loins, I will thrash you in such a way children will scream when they see your remains.

And two, did I hear what I think I said, coming from a Phaedric lapdog?

And three, Phase, this is a horny purple bird. Go nuts.
Phase-Hunter
Oh, purple, phooey. I'd prefer my horny birds to be red. Must stem for my love of redheads. Hmmm. Hot...redheads....What was I sayin'?
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Paladin Girine (Comm. Channel)
You should meet Strallié. While she's a fish and not a bird, she's red, and I hear she's in her horny period right now. If you know what I mean.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: General Strallié (Comm. Channel)
Fuck off, Girine. And I'm orange, not red.
Phase-Hunter
Still, you and me, we could make some magic happen baby. What do you say?
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: General Strallié (Comm. Channel)
I say just try and make a move, and I'll tear your limbs off one by one. Humans aren't my cup of tea.
Phase-Hunter
One, how did you know ripping my limbs off was my fetish. Girl, you just trying to snag some Phase-y. And two, you gotta try it before you knock it. Let me shake you all night long, come on, just one night!
Agent A-1 of the Agency
I'd say that there is something wrong with you if being dismembered is a turn-on, but 'wrong' doesn't describe it enough.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Why do fish have horny periods?!
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Professor Colet (Comm. Channel)
We actually don't, it's just Girine messing with Strallié - her favourite pasttime. Plus, out of the entire Kingdom brigade, I think Strallié has the least sexual drive. Just speculating, but I don't want to know for sure. She scares me.
Phase-Hunter
Lest? I can change that, if she'll give me a chance.
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Overseer Syllia
Representative of the Mariposa Society
Exactly what the Draekar said. The Gigaquadrant as a whole is messy, but it is together that we can make it a better place. And we'll gladly accept your help.

Enjoy your stay.
Greetings and salutations, Stellar Union. We of the Pact hold much territory in the Plazith Rim, and are open to trade with your kind. Come to our borders, and we shall make sure we profit greatly from this agreement.
NewRepublic REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NEW REPUBLIC: (COMMUNICATIONS)
Greetings members of the Stellar Union. On behalf of the New Cyrannian Republic and the Mou'Cyran Accords, I bid thee welcome to the Gigaquadrantic stage. As has been conveyed to you, the Gigaquadrant is a dangerous place, though if you'd be interested in opening diplomatic relations with the New Republic, we would be honoured.
UnionFlag Representing the Stellar Union: Supreme Marshal Utyana Meirial
Thank you, esteemed nations. We trust your experience in the affairs of the galactic community. As such, I believe that trade and diplomacy will help to promote prosperity, and the Stellar Union accepts the Mendel Pact's offer to trade, and the New Cyrannian Republic's offer to opening diplomatic relations.

High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
This is wonderful news. What's more, is we Mendel are also allies of the New Republic, and can assure you that you will not regret your decision to open relations with them. They are people of honor and respect for certain, something hard to find these days.
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NEW REPUBLIC: (COMMUNICATIONS)
Thank you for your kind words, my friend. Supreme Marshal Meirial, you may also desire to open relations with the Mendel Pact, a fellow member of the Mou'Cyran Accords and one of the most loyal allies one can find in this Gigaquadrant. Kalos mercu.
WELCUM TO DA OONIVERS. NAO GET DA HELL OUT.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
A friendly one, aren't you?
Representing the New Tadpole Empire is: Potentate Bulpwes (Comm. Channel)
Eh. If there were a way to get out of this universe, we'd have done so a long time ago.

BREAKING: Native Silvan assault Drodo patrol on New Aratacia, potential war beginsEdit

Drodo Colonial Flag Colonial News Network Drodo Colonial Flag
The Colonial News Network has just recieved reports that a patrol of 5th N.A Cavalry has come under attack by an organized Silvan force about fifty kilometres from the city of Gallonia, on New Aratacia, the capital world of the Drodoian Quadrant Colonies.

Reports state that the Drodo patrol numbered 32, before being set upon by a swarm of native Silvan cavalrymen armed with lances, sabres, and stolen firearms while in hilly frontier territory. The Drodo patrol beat back the initial ambush, suffering three dead and ten with minor wounds. The Silvan in return suffered some fifty dead and the rest of their brigade retreated beyond the hills.

The remaining twenty-eight cavalrymen have, as of right now, retreated to a French Catholic missionary post and have been sending hourly scouts, while forifying their position for an inevitable counterattack. Satellite photos and mounted scouts report that a force of about 1200 Silvan are already on the march towards the missionary station, with further military maneuvers seemingly being planned elsewhere deep inside Silvan territory.

"The city (Gallonia)'s been on high alert." Said Captain Hivan. He continued;

"As of right now I'm rallying a force up to come to the relief of the patrol, and we are planning for the worst beyond that."

New Aratacia had been rocked by a bloody war with the native Silvan people in August of 2794, and many inhabitants fear that this new development may again spark full-out warfare. Many of those living outside of Gallonia's walls have decided to take the chance now to retreat to their safety, having had their border settlements burnt down by the marauding natives in the last war. When asked about the possibility of war, Hivan responded;

"If it comes to war, then I will personally see to it that it is their walls that are laid siege to this time."

The Colonial News Network will continue to cover this developing story.

Representing the Fordan Empire is Hel'Bre'K, Blademaster of the Fordanta.
And the good people of the universe wonder why we maintain a policy of eradication.
we interrupt dis "very important" news report ta say BOW TO DA KING PESENTS NO ONE CARES BOUT YA STOOPID NEWS OH MA DAYZ MA BOYZ IS GONNA SHANK YOO ALL. fank yoo for yor attenshon. ps kiss ma foot.
Agent F-17 of the Agency
Kiss my glorious golden ass, king.
What a tenuous situation. I for one hope that a peaceful resolution can be found. Knowing the violent times we live in, I doubt this will occur.
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President Wasmon
Representative of the Kingdom of Agethime
Reminds me of the countless raids the Garrison keeps making against us. Except it involves stolen spacecrafts as well.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Paladin Girine (Comm. Channel)
Grand Theft Spaceship, anyone?
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Drakan Thel'Vimicelnes
Garrison?
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Ambassador Yakon (Comm. Channel)
A hardy pirate gang from since the times of the Old Empire. Suddently thinks we're even worse and starts attacking us. Fortunately, they don't seem to be interested in leaving the Soloth Sector, at least for now.
Supreme Shifter of the Orgaat, K'ora
You need someone to deal with them? We Orgaat could help. We are eager always to face new enemies. You could hire us real cheap. Just make sure we get the bodies if you do want us.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Kelrakan of Plazith
I am happy to commit Milky Way forces to fighting the Garrison - My troops are starvimg for battle. Plus, we need target practice to fight Ahsim Fuir.
Supreme Shifter of the Orgaat, K'ora
Not sure about Tadpole genetics, but it might make our kindreds stronger.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: King Hapte (Comm. Channel)
While I appreciate your offer for help, we have to decline it - currently, the Garrison are busy defending their colony from the Tadfroggy Imperium, who's been giving the New Empire a lot of trouble earlier. Surprisingly, it has made the Imperium busy dealing with the Garrison, which is buying time for the New Empire to improve their strength and drive the Imperium out of Soloth.

And good luck trying to help the New Empire - their rivalry with the Imperium is personal, and they'd like to end them alone.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Kelrakan of Plazith
The only relations we have with them is a trade route for starships. We need as much strength as we can muster in the Mirusian front against the Imperium of War.
Drodo Colonial Flag Colonial News Network Drodo Colonial Flag
UPDATE: The 5th N.A patrol has just sent a report, stating that it had been assaulted by the Silvan in its position in the missionary station an hour ago. The cavalrymen made a brave defense, and fought off the assault- out of the 1200 infantry attackers, it is estimated that 250 were killed or wounded, to five Drodo fatalities and ten more injuries. After the twenty-minute long assault, the Silvan attackers withdrew in good order and began to prepare for a siege.

The cavalrymen further expressed their concern as to how much longer they could withstand the Silvan assault, having most of their personnel wounded.

Furthermore, Drodo suspicions have been confirmed as to the Silvan's true intentions. About two-million Silvan soldiers have been observed marching past the informal "border" between Silvan and Drodo land and towards Drodo villages in columns of about 200 000 each. There are reports that many among the Silvan possess firearms of varying quality and that some are using stolen motor vehicles as a method of transport.

In response, the Drodo force, numbering 20 000 professional infantry, 50 000 militiamen, and 20 000 cavalry and mounted police, have sortied from Gallonia and have split into five groups, mirroring the predicted maneuvers of the Silvan in an attempt to bring them into pitched battle.

"A new war's begun," Captain Hivan commented;

"I only hope that our ancestors give us strength."
Supreme Shifter of the Orgaat, K'ora
Hmm. A tough fight. If the Drodo want, the Orgaat could fight at your side. Such would benefit us both, for the right price of course.

UNO, PROPERTY OF DA ROGUE BOYZ Edit

GREETINGS DUM INHABITANTS OF DA FIRST GIGAQUADRANT. DIS IS FRE'KLOAR SPEEKIN AND I HAV A VERY SIK ANNOUNCEMENT



DA UNLIKABLE NUMSKULLS OF OTTZELLO, MOST KNOWN AS UNO IS NAO MA PROPERTY. I TOOK OVA DEYR COMMAND SHIP AN MADE DEM SLAVES OF DA ROGUE BOYZ. WE IS NAO IN CHARGE OF UNO FOREVA AND ZR'AHGLOTHS LORONZ IS UNDA OUR GOVERNMENT

ANY RELASHONS YA TWITS HAD WIV UNO HAV BEEN TERMINATED. DA WHOL EMPIYA BELONGS TA ME. UNO IS OUT OF DA POLAR CRYSTAL ALLIANCE CUS DEYZ GONNA BE DA NEXT FING WE IS GOING TA DESTROY. ANYUN WHO TRIES TA WHINE AT US OR FITE BAK IS GONNA FIND DEMSELVES ROASTED BY OUR NOO UNO SIK SHIPZ. DA ERA OF UNO IS OVA, AND ERA OF DA ROGUE BOYZ HAS BEGUN

YOR ALL LOSAS AND MA SLAVES. HAV A GOOD DAY

Valzaria?... Valzaria, respond!

... They are really speaking the truth.
Dark times are to follow from this...for the entire universe. This cannot be good.
This act has no forgiveness, Loron. As of this moment hence forth, the Kicathian Republic States will authorise your annihilation. You have crossed a line that cannot be crossed back.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Hagto'Zhl (Da comms channel)
NO ONE HEER IS SCARED OF YOO MISTA SO-SPOOKY. YOR GONNA GET

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I assure you, this will not stand. The Indoctrinate Collective has sought the destruction of your little band of thieves for long enough. There will be no mercy for you as we will restore UNO to what it was.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Kal'kuir (Da comms channel)
WE IS GOING TA DESTROY YOO AS WELL AND ALL YA TEKK IS GONNA BE MINE
NewRepublic REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NEW REPUBLIC: (COMMUNICATIONS)
We will stand with our Borealisan allies to restore the Unified Nation of Ottzello to its rightful state. These thugs are a considerable threat to peace in the galaxy and as such, must be stopped.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Hagto'Zhl (Da comms channel)
MATE YOR SWORD OF WORDS HAS NO POWA HEER. GO BAK TA SHAGGIN DA RAMBO EMPRESS LIKE WE KNO YA DO
Oh ho, this is marvellous news! Festivals of food and drink shall flow in the cities of Insomnia, and endless festivals of blood in that high and mighty galaxy of theirs! I was really beginning to think Borealis was going to stay safe forever, though you wonderful devils just pulled it right out the bag! If it wasn't for the fact that you've proved to be too expendable to indoctrinate, I would have just promoted you all to giant killing stuffed animals to make this genocidal parade far more entertaining to watch! Now I just have to kick Krathazhrukhal into gear, and ta-da! Mass extinction event!
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Invite me. Please.
Santorakh, God of Madness
Oh, you'll get your invitation, little one. The mass extinction event is free for everyone! Get in line! Make yourself comfortable, you won't be once the universe goes up in flames because your civilisations can't think for themselves! The Loron are a perfectly good example of anarchy and why your pathetic ideas of order fail every single time! They're practically family because they like killing and eating! What is not to like about them?!
Phase-Hunter
Death and destruction? This sounds awesome! Will there be Queen music at this Mass Extinction event?
Santorakh, God of Madness
I'm not a party planner, mortal! That's why I have servants to do things for me. I have a lot of servants to do these things for me. Tell you what, let's make a deal. When it's time for you to shuffle off that laughably short mortal coil of yours as you body burns in extreme agony, I'll let you listen to whatever music you want. I'll give you time to consider it as well...think of it as a parting gift from me, to myself and then to you, and then back to me.
Phase-Hunter
I am immortal, dear Santorakh, though burning in extreme agony is always a fun past time!
Santorakh, God of Madness
...You're not very smart, are you? I know everything, seen everything, eaten everything! If I wanted to call you an immortal, mortal, then I would have! But, no. If I can throw you, your entire species and galaxy into a fiery hellstorm full of fire and hell, among other things that I might think of on the spot, then you're going to die because of it! Why do you think those other Essentials run away with their tails between their legs whenever they see me?
Phase-Hunter
I always thought they ran from you because they envy your ability to throw a wicked par...Wait did you call me stupid?
Santorakh, God of Madness
They run away from me because I can end them with a flick of my wrist! And my superior cooking knowledge. And compared to my highly undervalued omniscience, you're really out of your depth right now. Now, I have to go tend to the flowers. Skhánaróton hasn't been watered in years.
Agent X-30 of the Agency
Zi-Jittoram need to be watered? What an amusing idda.
Phase-Hunter
Well, their plant people. Duh. By the way, tell Skhalalala that I'm big fan of his murdering and killing for me, please!
MiniMurangon Representing the Corruptus is: Murangon Nal
For so many centuries, no, millenia, have I fought what dwelt at Ottzello... only to see it fall to you of all things. I do not feel satisfied. In fact, I find this extremely insulting. After all the battle UNO has given me, they fell to literal manchildren? Is this some kind of sick joke? I will see that your bodies are impaled at the walls of the Corruptus's citadels for your insolence, Fre'kloar.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Hagto'Zhl (Da comms channel)
YO TELL SHU'RIMRODIR I SED HAI. OK BAI
Representing the Corruptus is: Murangon Nal
Hmpf. Why I ever bothered, I cannot fathom.
Imperium of War Representing the Imperium of War is: Warmaster Brutius
GOOD! Now we can be certain THERE WILL BE WAR!
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Kîtzäløtunimaltønünîn of Cyrannus
I must say, I'm impressed Loron. But, this is unforgivable. You've crossed a line and spat on it. I will not declare war; no, I will sit back and watch the Gigaquadrant as a whole crumble your pathetic, pizza-enthralled nation. With a glass of Meningshire tea. Have fun with the kickback!
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Grak'tona (Da comms channel)
YA MEEN DA OONIVERSE WILL ALL BOW TO MA CROWN. YEH I AGREE WIV YOO
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Dreza'Dero of Miruz
MAN YOR NOT A FUKKING KING. UR JUST A TOP GAYFISH. TOP. GAYFISH. AND YA NEVER WILL DOMINATE DA OONIVERSE DUMBOS. SO YA MITE AS WELL DIE YA GAYFISH.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Grak'tona (Da comms channel)
yoo SUK at loroniz spik. consida suicide
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Dreza'Dero of Miruz
SHUDDUP MAN YA MOM SHULD SUICIDE
How in the blazes did these imbeciles gain control of the UNO? They can barely add or subtract! I fear for the safety of the wider Gigaquadrant with the power such man-children have amassed. We must move to end them quickly.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Fre'kloar (Da comms channel)
MANY TRIED, ALL FAILED, CUS LORONZ NEVA LOOS!!!!
High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
I will miss this banter when you are dead, Loron. My warriors will have fun cleaving you down with Blade and plasma rifle.
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Ambassador Yakon
Representative of the Kingdom of Agethime
Okay, Loron, that's cool and all, but... wait, what? UNO's defeated? By YOUR hands, out of all people?

...Wow. I guess I really underestimated you guys.

Anyway. As much as I'm surprised such a dystopian pseudo-nation can pull off that feat, my praises end here. While we weren't directly allies of UNO, we both participated in the same alliance, of which many of UNO's allies also participated. That's enough motivation for us to aid those allied with UNO to make sure your barbarity ends here.
To the representative of "Da Rogue Boyz"...

Conquest is honorable, but the act of complete destruction and assimilation of another empire is disgraceful. You have dishonored yourself, and we see recklessness and destruction in your actions. In order to protect ourselves and our allies, we ask that you do not approach Xilic territory no matter where it lies. Any unauthorized approach will be taken as a hostile action and will be engaged with military force.

May the eternal sword of fate pierce your armor, Shik'ta.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Le'Kirikia of Andromeda
Hmph. Bugs. You don't understand the Lorons. They'll invade ypu anyways because "DA LORONZ NEVA LOOS!!!!!!!!". Maybe soon your primitive minds will wrap your heads around that fact.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Dreza'Dero of Miruz
Wow, holy shit woman. I heard that from Meningshire, a galaxy away,. Your screechy voice always finds me somehow.
XilicFlag United Councils of Xiliaan
Riril rorkuikilrazir, ri erkirlixirurilkur rirroshik'ta. Xilixiraz rurshiltix; Rirelshis rakilrirrokur enirxil.

Rurxilixur Veterariktul, xirulrilur razulixlirrakitr rr erinxulrirshtul.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Kîtzäløtunimaltønünîn of Cyrannus
Kïtzæjrø kîmāāldîåzanüükømøkêlrázdrôs küilzkālïkømãn dîãfthørusmãzånusdalimrãzak åkhîzmäthïkdhrīs.
Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Hagto'Zhl (Da comms channel)
SHUT UP WEIRDO NO ONE CARES

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At behalf of Rambo Nation, We must express our concerns and suprise about this bold move and the consequences this might bring. We hope our relations between the UNO and their new government will remain the same, and no hostilities shall be opened bewteen our nations. We must admit any refugee is welcomed within our borders and shall be given sanctuary and tested like any other. Any action against us shall result in retalliation!
Empress Ramashe out


Representing Da Rogue Boyz is: Fre'kloar (Da comms channel)
IS YOO DEAF? I SED UNO HAS NO MOR RELASHUNS TA ANYUN. GO BAK TO YA WEIRDO GALAXIES WIV YA BORIN LORONZ

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Oh how dare you? I am the Empress of.... never mind. You can't reason with baboons.

Ramashe out



Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Aksilius Nygerak the Esteemed of Universe 72263
Hasn't anyone led a concentratewd joint strike on the UNO Omega Commander yet? Seriously, the faster we can take over or blow it up, the better our situation will be.

Levisala Flag Communications Channel of the Glorious Levisala Confederacy - Admiral Kavende Jaysmoth
See, this is why I think keystone armies don't work out. Let alone entire keystone nations. I'd applaud, but then I remembered that it was a Loron warlord who brought this about, and I laughed because of how pathetically humiliating this is.


Now, if you don't mind, I have some fresh cheese pizza to eat. Oh, and I'm not going to be sharing any of it with any of you "Rogue Boyz" fellows.
Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Paladin Girine (Comm. Channel)
Aw, man. I wish my kin could eat solids, so I could eat pizza too.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Dreza'Dero of Miruz
To be honest, I'm surprised you know what a pizza is considering you're notfrom earth. Even more surprisin, you know what a pizza is sespite being from A DIFFERENT GALAXY ALTOGETHER.

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Representing the Kingdom of Agethime is: Paladin Girine (Comm. Channel)
Not to mention that food knowledge is very easily spread through entire galaxies very easily these days. I heard there's a civilization in Bunsen whose species are filter feeders just like us, and some of their cuisine involves meals we came up with.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Kelrakan of Plazith
Wait, coconuts? What do coconuts have to do with pizza?
Phase-Hunter
EVERY.THING.
Representing the Draekar Remnant is: Mandator Dreza'Dero of Miruz
Fre'Kloar, tell me- uh-no no... Let me see, uh, when I crack open your...head-fruit, what color juice spills out?

Intercepted Channel Edit

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Ah, I was beginning to wonder whether the fruits bore from intercepting this channel would ever ripen. I was thinking perhaps, that my commands were falling on deaf ears.

I must be the first to congratulate the Andromeda Galaxy upon its formation of the Pan-Andromedan Ecumene. A sincere act of selflessness to better this Gigaquadrant in the face of adversity in the future. Though I must ask you this question; what adversity? Do you believe that, much like ants, building and multiplying endlessly makes you safe from a stream of fire purging the infestation? The only adversity you would be facing is rebuilding your lives once so many have been wiped off the face of the universe, without a name to a body nor a memory to a face. Indeed. A real shame that despite your interdependence on one another, you are still as helpless as you were before.

And of course, to the Borealis Galaxy. After endless years of conflict and criminality, you have ushered in your laws, and your ways, and your punishments. But much like dear Andromeda, your galaxy is about to fall from the inside out. There is no adversity in the face of those who do not know what they are even fighting against. It is almost amusing, to me in some sense.

And then to those who know me not. You will know me as a terrorist; your Gigaquadrant has branded me as one ever since I decided to step into this...turbulent existence you call a universe. You might know me also as Hez'Kalka, the Lord of the Dominion of the Xhodocto, and I stand here to affirm this fact; your Gigaquadrant is not safe. Not from me, and more essentially, not from yourselves. You exist in an endless cycle of creation and destruction, and we are merely here to move things forward.


Warlord Hez'Kalka


OH MA DAYZ YOR CRAMPIN OUR STYLE. WE WANTED TA DESTROY DA OONIVERS FIRST MAN DIS ENT NO FAIR
Representative of the Dominion of the Xhodocto: Warlord Hez'Kalka
The way the universe dictates itself; that is, overflow with its own arrogance, means that the cycle will be brought forward with our without our influence. Destroy this universe you may, though in the end, only one will remain standing.
Space Stage Unlocked ????
Leave Borealis to me. Soon enough, this galaxy - no, this entire universe - will be trembling in fear.
Man, this universe is like New York. I'm surrounded by assholes from all corners.

New Councillor Voted In Edit

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Attention to the First Gigaquadrant:

President Kitravasuron Vanlirasan has issued a statement following the unsanctioned signing and diplomatic agreement that is the Avalôtur Covenant:


“The signing of the Avalôtur Covenant - the agreement between that of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus and Councillor Kithworto Aknatazán was a serious breach of political protocol, and complete lack of faith in our political process. Kithworto Aknatazán, though a dear friend to the Kicathian Republic and our most celebrated warrior of this epoch, has jeopardised our standing within the First Gigaquadrant and thus has jeopardised the safety of the Kicathian Republic.

This is an unacceptable and unsanctioned act that we, as the Kicathian Republic, do not condone. Whilst we will make efforts in maintaining relations with the Galactic Empire of Cyranus, it is with regret that the Kicathian Republic has come to the decision to vote Kithworto Aknatazán to forcibly resign his position as Councillor of the Polar Crystal Alliance. With immediate effect, Kitmnataza Thekaznunnon has been elected to take the position as the new Councillor of the Polar Crystal Alliance to represent the Kicathian Republic. We trust that, with the cooperation of the Gigaquadrant, that Councillor Kitmnataza will govern the Borealis Galaxy and in doing so will prove to form a strong collaborative effort with myself.”

-President Kitravasuron Vanlirasan of the Kicathian Republic


However, additional information has been given to the Kicathian Republic on the account that Warlord Kithworto Akntazán has not been identified to have entered any Kicath-governed world nor colony since his resignation from office as Councillor. It is so that, by the Agency of the Kicathian Republic, that Warlord Kithworto Aknatazán is declared missing.

This comes as a shock to myself, and the Kicathian Republic will do its utmost to locate Warlord Aknatazán as soon as possible.


Supreme Warlord Kitzíntauchon Rāmalánaon, Administrator of Defence of the Kicathian Republic, Supreme Commander of the Gigauqadrantic Naval Forces and Commander of the Pax Infinitus Armada


Kithworto's resignation of his position as Councillor was not decided by the Council itself. We will accept the Republic's decisions, and hope Kitmnataza Thekaznunnon is prepared to take up Kithworto's mantle as the Kicath's representative in galactic diplomacy. We will also contribute all we can to find Kithworto. We do not take kindly to the idea of a trusted Councillor going missing.
This is a heavy decision. Perhaps all he needs is some time alone. I would not worry, for among the aliens I know, he is the least likely to be in danger.
GUD. NO ONE LIKES DAT WEIRDO ANYWAY.
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Overseer Nill
Representative of the Mariposa Society
...I think you guys reacted too harshly on that Convenant thingy.
Representing The Garrison is: Warlord Gur (Comm. Channel)
Fucking serves him right. That's what he gets for letting himself be pushed around like a fucking pussy.
High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
I'd hate to burst your bubble, Mariposa, but some of us have already been victims of expansionism and imperialism on the part of other empires, and have no want or need to see it done again. Combine that with the Galactic Empire's obvious lack of morals towards outsiders, and the power of both, and leaves some of us weary towards them.
Phase-Hunter
Oh, look out guys, there's the Garrison being nothing but Edge! Might cut yourself on their edginess.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
A return to peace is always favorable - and at this moment, we need it. I am glad that President Kitravasuron Vanlirasan shows himself willing to help the situation settle down. On the situation of Warlord Kithworto Akntazán, I bear no ill will towards him and express my hope that he is found soon.
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
Yes, yes Empire, Kicath blah, blah. Now can we go kill the Scelus please?
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Androkav'r
Why, yes please.
High Lord of the Mendel Pact, Ugandalore the Un-touchable
Yes, return to peace. We'll just go back to letting the galaxy wipe their boots on us. President Kitravasuron may be of honor, but will the next invader? I've heard what the tales of what the Empire does, I've seen what the Eldarisian and Hegemony are willing to do. This universe is a cruel crone, W'tze. Constantly seeking peace while letting others trample us is not the way of things. If the Kicath want peace, fine, but don't forget the Hegemony also wanted "peace", before they began slaughtering children. You may want to forget that, W'tze, but such things do not leave my mind easily.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
Couldn't you...y'know...not put a private message on the Universal Discussion Board? The whole universe is listening, and for for an introvert guy like me, that's kinda embarassing. As in, really embarassing. And no, I've not forgotten. I'll stomach that accusation because you're a friend of mine, -Lord- Clett, but do it privately next time.

Royal Marriage Edit

DrakGenericMini01 Andromeda News 20 of the Draconid Imperium
There is joy within Minos'Drakon as the Alcanti Royal Palace has confirmed that her highness princess Alessa Vossus Ultanos has accepted a proposal of marriage from Grand-Duke Maxios Telvenum of the United Drallivian Republics. This proposal looks set to merge the noble houses of Ultanos and Telvenum while there is speculation that the joining will elevate the United Drallivian Republics above provincial status to become a constituent region of the realms of the Draconis. Information regarding this speculation however remains unconfirmed.

The ceremony itself is understood to be taking place in the high temple of the undying light on Elysion as reconstruction work continues on the Grand Cathedral of Dagonris. Invitations to dignitaries of the Imperium's allies and trade partners have been sent out but the palace has yet to confirm who will attend the union ceremony. More information will be provided as it unfolds.

This is Seyenus Orilus Vokorium, for Andromeda News 20 - Informing whenever, and wherever you need it.

WAT DA HELL IS A "MARRIAGE"??? DAT SUM SORTA ICE CREEM FLAVOR???
Well then, a toast to the happy couple. May their marriage be long and full of happiness, and may their children grow to be strong and wise in all fields. Good luck in all things to the bride and groom.
Ah, wonderful! I shall come and bring my brand of merriment to brighten the occasion! Queen music and dangerous, potentially poisonous alcohol all-around! I...actually the last time I was at a wedding...ended in me covered in molten cheese, a destroyed bedroom, and a massive crater in the planet where the reception was held at. On second thought, I will simply send flowers.


Er.. Hello? Edit

Um, is this thing on? -Bzzt- Here's hoping it's on.. Er, hello, I am Arye L. Norman, of the Fiction:Azzinothe Empire, I'm a pilot for it's military. I don't think this message will get through to anybody, but.. Here's hoping, heh.. Ayre L. Norman, signing out.

The Talven Empire has received your transmission. Do you need assistance?
Oh, hi. I didn't think that this message would get to anybody at all. Greetings, The Talven Empire. And, no, I don't need any assistance. I just wanted to see if others would get that message. Thanks for asking, though, I wondered if there were other intelligent races out there.
We are but one of many interstellar and intergalactic civilizations that inhabit the known regions of space. If your Empire is interested, we would be happy to share knowledge of other nations. We are also willing to begin formal diplomatic relations, which I can discuss on our official communications channel. This would involve trade, and an exchange of embassies.

Be cautious as you begin to interact with the inhabitants of our universe. There are many Empires that seek only to enslave and destroy. I would not be dissapointed if you were to reject our offer until you were certain that you could trust us.
I appreciate the offer, but I have to speak with the President of the empire I belong to, and see if he wishes for diplomatic relations at this time.
-Bzzt- I have spoken with him, I've sent you a transmission on your communications channel.
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I think I've heard something, um.. Hello, automated voice thing..
Hello, person who almost stole my identity, don't think I didn't, see I can easily go through the edit history! I can see why you'd do that though, I am the sexist man here on Sporewiki, on both sides of the fourth wall. In fact, I was voted sexist man alive on "Phase-Hunter made this sh*t up man Magazine", it's totes for real, yo, I'll hook you up with a free subscription. Next month we talk about demonic hate sex, best kind sex actually. But anywho, I have three questions for you, just a test to make sure your ready for the crazy gigaquadrant out there, then I'll be your best friend forever! Like the annoying puppy who barks every night, a grown man who refuses to move out of his parents' house, or a leech on your....arm. That damn dirty leech .
I may have accidentally taken your identity, but I quickly fixed it, and, uh.. 'Demonic hate sex'.. Just gonna save that for future reference.. Um I would like those questions, too.. Ask me the questions on my Official communications channel. Arye L. Norman, signing off.

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Hmm... what reason would a Drodoian AI have to transmit the Marcellus sequence? (I believe that the sequence is also known as the Fibonacci sequence, and the Vueweg sequence, among other names, within other nations.) I'm guessing that it is Drodoian as the second sequence of numbers was found in another Drodoian transmission that we previously detected.

Borealis Declares War on the Cognatus! Edit

MiniPCA Borealis Allied News MiniPCA
---BREAKING NEWS: The Polar Crystal Alliance has officially declared war on the Cognatus Empire.---

Following a period of rumours regarding recent transmissions from the Unified Order of Cognalorilos, the Polar Crystal Council has officially declared its intentions in removing the Cognatus Empire from the galaxy. According to statements made by Warmaster Arkarixus, the Alliance will support the Order of Cognalorilos in their effort to defeat the Empire in Borealis. All members of the Council have stated their support for this cause.

The Cognatus Empire was never seen in a good light by the members of the Alliance ever since their arrival during the Second Great War, where they inflicted military domination upon the Eaglartin race in what many claim was jsut before agreements of Alliance partnership could be done. Since then, the Eaglartin have been isolated from the rest of Borealis, with reports of those who managed to escape being that they are mistreated and forbidden of partaking in their original culture. In a public interview, Councillor Xeron has stated: "It was us, the Niaka, who pacified the Eaglartin and showed them galactic peace was possible. To see them serving under a band of zealots revolts me to say the least. The Order of Cognalorilos's approach is our cue to fight back." The Polar Crystal Alliance has a zero tolerance policy regarding religious zealots ever since the dissolution of the Devourer's Chosen.

Notably, diplomat Judren Darvinus of the Minga Theocracy has expressed his distaste for the Eaglartin, claiming he would rather see them destroyed by the Cognatus, which led him to be seen in a bad light by the rest of the diplomats, with many of them threatening the Minga with the previously mentioned policy.

This is Borealis Allied News, taking the hottest and most important matters to all of the Alliance and its associates.

Many years have come and gone since the fall of the Primercer and the once mighty Cognatus Empire has grown desperate. About they flail, headless, rudderless, directionless. Destroying them is a mercy, though the task ahead is fraught with danger. A menda is at its most dangerous when cornered and there is no more fearsome a menda than Xarn Senakh'tenre. But make no mistake, the future of the Cognatus lies in the Unified Order of Cognalorilos, a civilisation forged in the fires of war and tempered with alliances with our former foes. Together with our allies in the Polar Crystal Alliance, we will lay their battlefleets aflame, liberate their thralls, and ensure that our victory in Borealis will portend our ultimate triumph!
OBVIUSLY IM NOT CHEERIN FER DA STOOPID ALLIANCE. BUT DA SHAMANS APPROOV DA DEFF AN DESTRUKSHUN OF HERETIKS WHO FOLLOW DUM GODZ.

MiniPCA Borealis Allied News MiniPCA
---BREAKING NEWS: The war against the Cognatus ends in an Alliance victory.---

Following an official statement by Warmaster Arkarixus, the declared war against the Cognatus Empire, the so-called 'War of Cleansing' by the warriors of the Unified Order of Cognalorilos, has come to an end following the fall of Fanaticus. According to the Warmaster, the Cognatus Empire's strength fell once their headquarters was destroyed, and they have been fleeing back to their home galaxy of Cyrannus as the Order of Cognalorilos and the unexpected support of the New Cyrannian Republic took down any stragglers left behind.

The rescued people of the Eaglartin race have been welcomed into Hyperborea following the destruction of their homeworld while their former colonies, left in ruins by the Cognatus Empire and by the war, are rebuilt in the next decades. However, they are unwilling to talk in public as what is described as a 'crisis of faith' is taking place among them. Allegedly, the destruction of their homeworld has done quite a blow to their morale, to the point they are questioning their faith in their god Lud'nev. In order to contain any possible religious incident, the Minga Theocracy and its diplomats have been forbidden to speak of the Eaglartin in any context by the Polar Crystal Council.

The Alliance has vowed that, despite putting an end to its campaign, they will not accept the Cognatus Empire's presence in Borealis again. Warmaster Arkarixus has stated in an interview with the media: "The age of tyrants and enslavers is long past. The Alliance was built to combat such threats, and this Cognatus Empire will no longer be given the chance to settle in our stars and leech from our people. Should they return, they will be hunted down as the criminals of war they are."

This is Borealis Allied News, taking the hottest and most important matters to all of the Alliance and its associates.

HAH. DA HERETIKS GOT BOMBED. NICE.... urm im NOT CHEERIN FER DA ALLIANCE MIND YOO. IM JUS SAYIN..........

Assassination Attempt Edit

KRepSigil Representative of the Kicathian Republic: Councillor Kitmnataza Thekaznnunon
It has been confirmed that today, President Kitravasuron Vanlirasan was involved in an attempt on his life minutes after leaving the Republic's Governmental Assembly. It is not known who the perpetrators are nor is there any trace of their whereabouts in the hours before and after the attempt. Unfortunately, it is one of a string of political assassinations within the past week, one also upon the life of the son of Lord Kitalatheraz Aknatazán.

I ask that the Polar Crystal Alliance council and the rest of the Pan-Andromedan Ecumene wishes President Kitravasuron a quick recovery, and that we do our best efforts in apprehending these criminals and bring them to the mercy of the courts.

- Councillor Kitmnataza Thekaznunnon of the Polar Crystal Alliance


The Polar Crystal Council wishes for the recovery of President Vanlirasan. Such news are worrisome, and we are willing to lend support to uncover the responsible for the incident. Such a thing is unacceptable.
SHAME HE DIDNT JUS DAI ALREDY STOOPID KICATH DUMBOS
MiniGrimb Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
We from the Delpha Coalition of Planets wish a swift recovery for President Kitravasuron Vanlirasan and its condolences for Lord Kitalatheraz Aknatazán's family. We hope those who perpetrated these unspeakable crimes shall be found and disposed of quickly. The DCP offers an around-the-clock advice helpline and a generous information pack for civilisations in dealing with establishing order and respect amongst the populace, as well as finding and punishing traitors and rebels. There is even a free fountain pen when you apply.
His Esteemed Majesty Maxios Ultanos I of the Draconid Imperium
As his peer on the Highlord's council I present my best wishes to the well-paced recovery of President Vanlirasan and wish to join House Aknatazán in mourning the passage of the son of Lord Kitalatheraz. As the assailants had threatened persons of note among the Pan-Andromedan Ecumene and its closely-tied allies, I am deeply obliged to offer whatever the Ecumene can provide in order to bring the assailant into the light and bring their crime to justice. Those who threaten the safety and integrity of the Ecumene, its constituents or its close partners earn the ire of its people. Dissatisfaction should not have to be expressed with death, and it is deeply unfortunate when it is expressed with such.

Once again I express by best wishes for the president's recovery, and condolences to Lord Kitalatheraz; may his son live on eternally in paradise.

Ministre des affaires étrangères
Liberté · égalité · fraternité

In a letter written to President Kitravasuron, Emperor Alexandre indicates his strong support for the Kicathian President and offers the resources of the French intelligence community.


1er place de l'Odyssée
Paris
République Française

LIVE: Commonwealth Civil War (link) Edit

Western French Borealis colonies defy French authorities as Loron raids devastate the south
  • The French judiciary hands down a ruling which destabilizes the Grand Commonwealth of Borealis, the precarious union of French colonial elements in Borealis. The imperial court sides with Imperial officials against the Outer Ottzello Trading Company.
  • This is the straw which breaks the camel's back, and there is widespread talk of secession among Ottzello Company officials.
  • Loron raids intensify in Northern Ottzello as Loron parties grow bolder by the day. Da Reckoning beings.
  • French Empire replaces colonial governor with war hero Aurélien Ortiz, sends him to Borealis at the head of an army to restore order.
  • Huge Loron force sighted in Northern Ottzello arm, Imperial officials say. Ortiz's forces poised to respond.


  • THREE FRENCH SPACEPORTS SACKED IN OTTZELLO, LORON FORCES IN ORBIT OF COMMONWEALTH CAPITAL


  • Loron swarm led by Gazel'bub, who commands a faction named "Gazel'bub's Boyz." Will not stop attacking France until "dey get lost an giv us deir bred."
  • Commonwealth forces in disarray, the capital's planetary shield has been raised, and a state of emergency has been enacted on the ground. Catelet capital officials speak of a siege and attempt to calm the population.
  • Meuilley, among the most influential planets in the Commonwealth and known for its Borderlander culture, has been spared most of the fighting; it is inundated by refugees fleeing ahead of the Loron invasion.
Her Royal Majesty Alessa Vossus Ultanos of the Draconid Imperium
This is a saddening tragedy. My heart goes out to those displaced by these savage attacks. On behalf of the Andromedan Ecumene, any refugees are to be welcomed within its Andromedan or Borealan territories. For the legions and amradas of our beloved Ecumene will protect you. And our envoys will be more than happy to support you in this darkening time.
  • Toussaint Therriault, the Premier of Meuilley, meets with other colonial leaders and foreign emissaries on the refugee question.
  • With Meuilley and the other colonies "under serious strain," the Draconid Imperium offers to participate in the refugee relocation program proposed at the meeting, will accept 100,000 refugees.
  • Governor Ortiz has signed a series of requisitions nationalizing the military, militia, and police forces of some Commonwealth colonies, mobilizing them against the Loron threat. The requisition takes crucial resources away from the refugee issue, say panicking colonial leaders, who warn of an impending humanitarian catastrophe.


  • Both houses of Parliament are meeting to discuss the Gigaquadrant-wide Loron Crisis.
  • The debate is stalled by liberals concerned that the crisis is being overblown by conservatives to expand Alexandre's "imperial power."
  • In the northernmost portions of the Commonwealth, tensions are high between Borderlander and Ottzello Company colonies; repeated clashes bring them closer and closer to a full-on turf war. The Commonwealth government is too overwhelmed by the Loron attacks to respond, simply urging "restraint."


  • THE COMMONWEALTH COUNTERATTACKS IN ORBIT OF CAPITAL, Governor Ortiz personally commands the effort. The battle rages between Loron and French forces to raise the siege of Catelet.
  • Parliament approves humanitarian relief bill for Commonwealth refugees in compromise which does not raise taxes, incur debt, authorize military deployment, or change the 2810 budget. In effect, it has given the government no way to raise that money.
  • The bill which would allow the Grand Navy of the Empire to deploy to Borealis is still bogged down.
  • To fulfill the demands of the Humanitarian Bill, Alexandre has initiated an emergency withdrawal from the UGA Gigaquadrantic Relief Fund (UGAGRF), becoming the first X6 leader to do so.
  • In a jab at French partisan politics, Managing Director Louise Busson of the UGA Relief Fund "wonders aloud" to the press why France is forced to draw on the Fund to deal with "a minor refugee problem" when it is "one of the richest and most stable economies in the Gigaquadrant."
Taler Firahn: The Drodo Empire's #1 Trusted News Aggregator
>SUBJECT:: COMMONWEALTH CIVIL WAR (ONGOING)


* 'Jivirikian Theory Right Again- French Unable to Cope with Crisis, cannot Properly Pass Bill'
* 'BREAKING: FINANCIAL FUMBLE FAILS FLEEING FRENCHMEN'
* 'Governor Ortiz the Honoured personally leads strike against Loron Barbarians'
* 'Liberals DENY French govt. ability to fund refugee effort!'
* 'French budget unmoved despite 100m bill to fund refugee support; "They didn't do anything", claims expert'
* 'On the sidelines of growing "Loron Crisis", Trading Companies and Borderlanders continue to clash'
* '"The Loron are going to fizzle out", says military analyst- "Its the Borderlander Conflict we need to watch"'
* '4 Reasons Why the Commonwealth Civil War is Overblown'
* 'No real Support from French Empire coming, analyst claims'

* 'IMPERIALIST ATTEMPT TO SEIZE POWER AMID EXPLOITATIVE CIVIL WAR THWARTED BY FELLOW REVOLUTIONARY LEFTISTS'
MAN YOO PEEPS IS IRRITATIN WIV YA "NOOS". IMMA SHOW YAS REEL NOOS.
  • LORONZ KILL HUMIES AN TAKE DEIR BRED
  • SHIPZ BLOW UP AN DATS PRETTY SIK
  • HUMIES START CRYIN ONCE BIG STRONG LORONZ CALL DEM "FROG LEG IDIOTS"
  • GET DA HELL OFF OUR GALAXY
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RamboflagII

At behalf of Rambo Nation,

We express our concerns and worries about the situation in Borealis, a galaxy already plagued by so much. Our thoughts and prayers are with those displaced by these savage attacks. At behalf of the Rambo Goverment and my cabinet, the Rambo will take its responsibilities like we did before in times of the War of Ages. If required, the Rambo will provide medical and supplies, as well we can dispatch a single Olympic-Class to aid those who need professional medical care. Sadly the Loron are threatening the safety of my Nation as well, military resources are spare. Again we wish them all the luck and rest assured, you do not stand alone against the Loron Threat!

High King Rambert Ramveral out



What is it that concerns your galaxies so much that it comes to petty squabbles of attrition and bloodshed? All manners of war, unjustified and meaningless, so much so that names upon names of fleeting individuals cause your disunity and bickering? It is as amusing as it is concerning.
Phase-Hunter
You just figured out we're all crazy and stupid? Your a sharp one, Acolyte.
MiniGrimb Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
What it is that concerns beings as yourselves, above all the multiverse to comment on our "unjustified and meaningless squabbles", not to forget your last attacks on our existence. You simply asked a question of which there is no answer of any importance. What is here is real.
The Talven Empire wholeheartedly supports France's noble intentions in providing humanitarian aid to Commonwealth refugees. We will gladly provide economic assistance towards the fulfillment of this goal, with the hope that the French Empire will be able to resume its support of the UGA Gigaquadrantic Relief Fund.
  • AFTER WEEK-LONG SIEGE, COMMONWEALTH FORCES PUSH LORON BACK FROM CAPITAL
  • Grand Commonwealth of Borealis still a warzone
  • 905 military dead, 1,685 casualties over the course of the Loron invasion according to statement put out by Governor Ortiz's office. Civilian deaths still being assessed.
  • Civilian impact estimates range from 10,000 to 20,000 dead with as high as 3 million displaced from the sacked colonies in Ottzello. Heroic stories emerge of military and civilian captains risking the Loron blockade repeatedly to transport civilians to safety.
  • Aid begins flows to Meuilley and the other affected colonies from Rambo Nation, the Talven Empire, the Draconid Imperium, Parliament, and private charities.
  • In an emotional speech, Premier Therriault sets out an ambitious plan for how they will rebuild on new ground the communities and livelihoods that were lost in the attack, but pleads for more direct aid in foodstuffs, medical supplies, shelters, volunteers, and organizing capability. Praised Rambo Nation for its initiative in this regard.
  • Sinej Falrusal, an official with the Commonwealth Crisis Agency put it more bluntly: "Stop throwing money at us, roll up your sleeves, get in here, and help!"
  • Board of Directors of the Outer Ottzello Trading Company meets today to discuss the skirmishes in the North of the Galaxy. Prominent officials express disgust and impatience with the French Empire in leadup to the meeting.
In response to Premier Therriault's understandable requests, I have personally overseen the deployment of all our unoccupied freighters to deliver supplies and volunteers to the Commonwealth. More shipments will come once the High Council is able to reassign a greater number of vessels.
  • Governor Ortiz addresses the public for the first time since the Siege of Catelet began. While many attribute the victory to his tactical genius, he praised the courage and determination of his forces in breaking the siege. "Given the forces arrayed against us, we shouldn't have been able to do that. But we did. Now we keep going."
  • He also praised the international response and their coordination with local leaders, naming the Talva, the Draconis, and the Rambo by name. "Logistics is important, the lives of those civilians is important."
  • A personal note of thanks is delivered to the Talva, Draconis, and Rambo embassies on Paris, signed by thousands of refugees, Commonwealth citizens, and the Emperor himself.
  • It is a day of celebration in the streets of the Commonwealth, though Ortiz' forces remain pinned down in the lower Commonwealth by Loron activity, the refugee crisis still affects millions, the economy remains sluggish, and tensions remain high in the north.
  • Talva convoys ease the logistics burden on the Commonwealth's strained infrastructure, aiding the relocation program which Premier Thierrault announced will soon begin to redistribute foodstuffs and supplies to those planets in need.

LIVE: Silvan Raids Intensify on New ArataciaEdit

Capital World of Union of Imperial Quadrant States New Aratacia rocked by recent raids by Natives
  • A total of fifty French tourists and thirty Drodo settlers have been raided, kidnapped or killed along Highways 122, 198, 141, and 178 in past three days. The highways mentioned run through a mountainous, arid region of the world, inhabited by the hostile Seruni tribes.
  • The New Aratacian govt. has yet to comment officially on the matter.
  • IDMP outposts along the highways are requesting 'more assets' and are arranging around-the-clock mounted patrols, reports say.
  • "They are a savage people," Silvan merchant Firr comments; "the Drodo would be wise not to run their caravans through such passes."


  • BREAKING: Forts from the southwestern edge of the Silvan Dar'a Kingdom have come under attack from "thousands" of Seruni horsemen, reports say. The Dar'a have released a statement to Drodo media that they are mobilising an army as a response.
An uplifting campaign was out of the question when you colonised the planet, now, wasn't it?
WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Oji'b
So typical of the Drodo. And they are puzzled why we didn't get an high opinion of them that one time we fought side-by-side.
Supreme Shifter of the Orgaat, K'ora
Reminds too much of my own peoples' history. Even if peace is reached, those scars will not banish for a long time, you can be sure of that.
  • BREAKING: Skirmish between three IDMP officers and about twenty Seruni warriors on Highway 141 leaves six Silvan dead, and all three officers wounded. The raiding party retreated back in to the mountains without any loot. The warriors all appeared to use archaic, traditional weapons and armour- chainmail suits, iron maces, and recurve bows- and not a single firearm was between them.


  • Members of the 3rd New Aratacia Cavalry have been seen sortieing from the world's largest city, Gallonia. Most suspect they are being deployed to assist police operations.
  • An official statement from the New Aratacian government had still yet to come.


  • BREAKING: Reports have come in that a vassal of the Dar'a Kingdom is arming "many" of their retinue cavalry with X8-95-S rifles- a carbine variant of the X8-95 assault rifle, that is not for private sale.


  • "We're all a bit scared" Jean Boreau, a French tourist, has said. Boreau and his friends have chosen to stay in Gallonia for a few more days- one of many tourists who have either stayed away from land-based transport or even cut their time on New Aratacia short in the wake of recent events.
MiniGrimb Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
Destroy them.
DA KANGAROOS IS COMIN!!!
Andromeda News 20 aggregate headline provider
  • "If this crisis continues to make business dangerous, outside interest in the New Aratacian project will be at risk." says Araveene City speculator and Domcar Mfg. board member Gadaa Enerica.


  • Domcar (DOMC) share price drops by 3% after New Aratacia crisis spreads consumer concern in the integrity of Quadrant Galaxies operations.


  • Heller Armaments (HELR) reports increased interest in expanding into Quadrant Galaxies market.


  • Aurestor Savenium (Viceroy, Q82): "As far as can be assumed, the uprising is confined to the surface of the single Drodo Empire colony. There is no valid evidence that the insurgency could spread to other planets. AN isolated incident."
  • Drodo cavalrymen, of the 3rd N.A Cavalry are seen patrolling the affected highways, most other major trails in the region. Reports show that they are stopping and advising all commuters to head to the nearest Drodo settlement and stick to major roads.
  • Drodo ranchers near Seruni country are reporting attempted livestock theft on the part of Seruni raiders- this has caused many ranchers and farmers in the region to begin to form militia and organise their own patrols.
  • When asked how many Seruni warriors were operating in the current crisis, Drodo colonel Kiran Lisenai has commented that "We have no hard or fast number, but absolutely several hundred-thousand".


  • BREAKING: An army of approximately 12 000 Seruni warriors assault and seize a Dar'a border fort, taking minimal losses, reports say. This is the first fort to fall in the Dar'a front. Most other border forts are also under attack, and the Dar'a are sending reinforcements to this border region.


  • Dar'a Kingdom army spotted "suspiciously close" to Dar'a-Drodo border, reports from police say.


  • BREAKING: An iron-extraction operation, run by Boudreau Mining Concern, which is a subsidiary of Quadrantia Steel Co. has come under attack overnight by an "enormous host" of Seruni warriors, most of whom were mounted. Vehicles were stolen or destroyed, worker accomodations were raided and razed, and many workers were hurt, killed, or unaccounted for. Several supervisors and managers visiting the site were also captured or wounded. The mining site, which is the largest for the company and based in a normally-peaceful area of Seruni country, has been put out of operation "for at least months, possibly even permanently", says one foreman. In terms of financial losses and damage, this is by far the most devastating Silvan raid of the current, weeklong conflict. Drodo soldiers, both on horseback and in dropships, have been deployed to locate the Seruni host responsible, and several hundred Drodo militiamen have volunteered to protect the mining site on their own time, and provide medical and food aid to the stranded, ragged workers there.
  • UPDATE: Boudreau Mining Concern's share price plummets after the major attack on its assets. As many competitors begin to cancel and abort projects in the mineral and iron-rich Seruni region (even on the world altogether), BMC's operation is currently being assessed- the cost of repair weighed, and risks facing the project in the future. Quadrantia Steel Co.'s stocks also take a hit as the shockwave makes the Neutrality Zone Steel and Mining industry shudder.
  • UPDATE: Dar'a cavalry, armed with X8-95-S carbines, rout a Seruni force with minimal losses on a stretch of steppe close to the Dar'a-Drodo border. Reports show that this Seruni force was likely part of the army that attacked the BMC mining operation. The rest of the Seruni host is still at large, and many analysts and settlers have suspected that they have dispersed in to the mountains.
  • The Galactican government denounced the attack as an act of barbarism and praised the responses of the government and "regular, private citizens out to defend their fellow man."
  • IDMP colonel for New Aratacia, Tifan Lorai, has described the current Silvan situation as a "mere police action", and warns people to "not delude themselves in to thinking this is some sort of 'war'."
  • Stocks for many companies in the Neutrality Zone's metal and mining industry continue to drop in the wake of the Silvan attacks.


  • BREAKING: Border incident between Dar'a Kingdom troops and Drodo infantrymen leaves five Silvan warriors dead and one Drodo soldier wounded. Tensions between the native Dar'a and the Drodo colonists have been running high since the beginning of the crisis.
  • A representative of the native Tahla Divine Kingdom has claimed that Dar'a Kingdom soldiers have raided several border settlements, and has declared to the media that the Divine Kingdom is raising its armies and considering "punitive acts" on the Dar'a.
  • The New Aratacian Militia, clad in smart black-and-red uniforms and armed with rifles, have been rallied and deployed in many major cities, and dispersed in to towns as the current Silvan crisis spirals out of control, reports say.


  • BREAKING: A large group of tourists from the Draconid Imperium, retreating along Highway 178, are now under attack by a "swarm" of Seruni warriors, numbering several hundred. The tourists are currently being escorted by a dozen IDMP officers, several of whom were in squad cars. At the time of this writing, the officers have circled the vehicles and are engaged in combat with the tribesmen. Satellite photos show more and more Seruni are being attracted to the scene of the battle, coming in a trickle. Seruni casualties are unknown, and there have been no injuries or deaths among the police or tourists.


  • A Frenchman has been apprehended by IDMP officers on the Drodo-Dar'a border, after attempting to disguise himself as a Silvan merchant, driving a carriage. The police brought the man in to custody, and searched his carriage- finding one-hundred FASAT and twenty X8-95 assault rifles, two-hundred cavalry sabres, fifty handguns, and about five-thousand rounds of ammunition in various denominations. "This cache is worth a small fortune", officer Heral Talian commented, before adding "We're also quite sure he wanted to sell these to the natives, which is a crime around these parts." The police have declined to provide a name for the suspect.

News from Borealis, Year 2815 Edit

Borealis Allied News MiniPCA
  • Egelielano Guilds, under the leadership of the PCA-aligned Ailhon Guild, have announced their plan to finally join into one nation once again, settling into a new homeworld they have named 'Egelian'. This new Egelielano Republic has pledged its allegiance to the Alliance.
  • Terrorist attack hits the Indoctrinate Collective colony of Marlevoran, at their southern outskirts. The capital city was subject to powerful explosive damage. Witnesses claimed the attackers used the same vessel designs as the Dracogonarious, making it appear 'they were fighting each other'. The Indoctrinate Collective has refused to speak on the matter.
  • The space station of Hyposirius is allegedly under the management of a new lord. The Polar Crystal Council urges for its members to not involve themselves with 'this crime-ridden copy of Hyperborea', calling it a 'space pirate capital pending destruction'.
  • A new species named the Vaedoruk has been discovered by the Polar Crystal Alliance, hidden in a frigid world of the Outer Core. The Vaedoruk claim to 'have once controlled a proud empire, but secluded ourselves at our homeworld to escape the Great Black Demon of the Core". The Alliance has accepted the Vaedoruk with open arms, with their population being transported to Hyperborea.
  • BREAKING: Following continued religious conflict against the Adrahira Tribes and the newcoming Eaglartin following the end of the War of Cleansing, the Minga Theocracy has closed their embassy at Hyperborea and severed all ties with the Polar Crystal Alliance and its members. Polar Crystal Council laments to this incident while the Minga diplomat refused to speak to the media. Some fear open conflict with the Minga is imminent in the near future.
  • BREAKING: Polar Crystal Alliance officially unveils the existence of the Ganthorea to the public. According to the Council, they are 'a mindless race of locusts enemies of the Rovegar who live hidden at the Karstul Sector'. Council urges its members and allies to not enter the sector unless under extreme circumstances.
The Ganthorea? We are surprised. We really aren't.
Interesting developments, I should really travel to Borealis one of these days. An exposé on Hyposirius, perhaps. Think of the ratings...

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Something brooding in Borealis eh?

Better keep your demons and demon worshippers in check, we have no need for them in the Cyrandia Bluster!

High King {{Fiction|Rambert Ramveral}} out

KRepSigil Representative of the Kicathian Republic: Agent Commander Nu
I have...never been to Hyposirius. Nope. Never. Never brought an anti-materiel weapon and opened fire on pirates there. Nope.


Borealis grows overwrought with chaos and conflict again. Much like a weed reluctant to die, it must be torn from its roots.


BREAKING: Former Drodo Premier Fiihar Jivirik III Killed in DuelEdit

Imperial News Network
April 2812 - In an unexpected twist today, INN has recieved news that the ex-Premier of the Empire and former aristocratic archduke, Fiihar Jivirik III, has been accidentally killed in a prearranged duel on Vencortium, in the Draconid Imperium. The duel, which was between the aging, exiled Drodo aristocrat and an Andromedian French noble and naval officer, Auguste de Guise, was called by Jivirik after the Frenchman had allegedly threatened to reveal the home address and personal information of the former Premier.

With the aristocrat's honour and personal safety at risk, the two agreed to meet in a major city in Vencortium and settle their differences in a duel to first-blood. The authorities stood by as the duel played out on a narrow street, lasting a harrowing two-minutes of aggressive back-and-forth swordplay, until Auguste- trained in traditional Aratacian fencing like his rival- performed a crucial parry, which through a slip of the wrist not only knocked aside Fiihar's sabre but landed the Frenchman's sword directly in to the aristocrat's throat. Jivirik was declared dead upon arriving to the hospital minutes later.

"The duel was never to the death," Auguste commented after the fatal altercation, "what had happened was a terrible, terrible accident."

Auguste was unable to comment on the controversial circumstances under which the duel allegedly came about, as he had been deployed to Borealis before INN could further contact him.

The House of Jivirik has commented on the death of Fiihar Jivirik III, commenting that while his term as Premier was "controversial and regrettable", that they still "expressed remorse for the loss of one of its most able members". The House of Jivirik has also expressed disdain for Auguste's "underhanded, illegal behavior" regarding his threats, and reports say that the House has been hiring private investigators to pursue the allegations. They have also requested that the governments of the Drodo Empire, French Empire, and Draconid Imperium also help in their investigation.

Many in the Empire express indifference or a feeling of good riddance over the news of Fiihar's passing.

LMAO DATS FLIPPIN EMBARRASSIN, JUS HAO BAD DO YA HAV TA BE TA GET YASELF SHANKED BY A BAGUETTE HED OF ALL PEEPUL
At least he died with a blade in his hand, and a war cry upon his lips. Too often, old warriors die in their beds, taken slowly by the ravages of age and disease. Better to have died fighting, then to have been struck down with a wretched disease. Though I distrust their leadership, French soldiers can be relied upon to act honorably.

Incoming Signal From Mirus Edit

[Voice 1]: [Mechanical Chattering]

[Voice 2]: "So, only our kind in the Mirus has been reactivated? Sauron is behind on his Priority."

[Voice 3]: "Collector, We have a visitor."

[Voice 2]: "A visitor? Very rare indeed. Let's see if he is friend or foe."

[Voice 4]: "Uhhh.... what are you doing in my-- what are you even?"

[Voice 2]: "Your Freedom's Demise, Invaders, take this fool to the Assimilator."

[Voice 4]: "Assimilator? What are you, the Collective?"

[Screams and Chittering, then message ends]

Representing the Alpha Cyber Collective is: {{{char}}}
Answer = Welcome to Mirus. *Debugging* *Debugging = Complete.* Answer = Assimilate.

Distress Signal from Mirus Edit

[Voice 1]: "To anyone in the Vicinity of the Grendar System in the Mirus Galaxy, we are under attack from strange creatures that call themselves the Mekkan Collective. I repeat, we are under attack by the Mekkan Collective, anyone near the Grendar system in the Mirus galaxy, please respond. And hurr--" [Static]

[Voice 2]: "You might as well give up now, Organic life-form. We will eradicate all sentient and non-sentient life in the universe."

[Voice 1]: "If you wish to kill me, I will go down fighting! Rrraaaaghhhh!"

[Voice 2]: "Enough!"

[Really loud Thump]

[Voice 2]: "Your Pitiful life is over, give up to despair, to assimilation."

[Voice 1]: "You will not dishonor my empire with your words, Collector."

[Voice 2]: "Oh how organics resist so much. Soon you'll know the power of the collective, and that is NOW!"

[Voice 1]: "Hope...."

[Voice 1 screams and Voice 2 chitters in a unknown language, then message ends]

Representing the Alpha Cyber Collective is: {{{char}}}
Message recieved. Orderly peace of death = Disturbed by chaos of life. Cloning Conqrix. Assembling assimilation fleet. Massing Conqrix to assimilation fleet. Designated commander = Drone Rinlash Trinodok 57900329. Sending out mission coördinates and parameters. Acceptance signal = Arrived. Moving out assimilation fleet. Objective = Assimilate all.
I do not recall the Great Creators ever telling us of such creatures before. Why such races chose to sell away their souls for "perfection", simply perplexes me.

Kraal, leader of the Kuul Horde Edit

Kraal: "Did you hear that?"

Korr: "That was one of our empires!"

Kraal: "Set course to the Grendar system! We will take back our homeworld!"

Korr: "Yes Sir!"

Kraal: "This... Mekkan Collective will pay. Especially it's.... Collector. No matter the cost, we shall strike them down!"

Aghar: "Sir! Message from more of our colonies!"

Kraal: "First one."

Distress Signal 1: "Kraal! Our world is under attack! We need reinforcements, and we need--"

Kraal: "That's it?"

Aghar: "Of that one, yes. All the other ones are also distress signal."

Kraal: "Oh spode...."

Kraal: "If any other empires can hear this message, our--"

Aghar: "Sir! Something's coming!"

Kraal: "Prepare battle--"

Aghar: "It's on visual!"

Kraal: "We don't have time, abandon--" [Static]


Message to the Entire Universe Edit

Collector: Hello, organic beings of the Universe. You will all be assimilated or destroyed. Resistance is irrelevant. Nothing can stop the Collective from it's priority; Assimilating the universe. The Grox have already felt the might of the The Collective Surrender while you still can. Surrender to despair, to assimilation, or face the wrath like the Grox have already done.

This is news to us.
Representing the Alpha Cyber Collective is: {{{char}}}
They lie = We are still intact = Ignore non-threat. We will deal with this.
Drodo Empire Flag Imperial Drodo Mounted Police Communications Authority Drodo Empire Flag
The UDB is a secure channel, and its users- national or major corporate representatives- do not look well on those who would try to clog its airwaves with false alarms from unknown addresses. If the sender of this message is an Imperial citizen, we will remind you that what you are currently doing is a crime, punishable by a fine, and that we demand you cease and desist.
Well hello there! Do I dare see another assimilating culture machine like culture that PARADOXICALLY is unable to use perfect grammar?! How does this actually work? Please do tell.
BGR Flag Official Correspondence of the Bunsen Grox Republic - Commander Pairi Sola
That is... er, what is the appropriate word... cute? I will prepare a spearman squadron for the defense.
Divinarium Sigil
The Representative of the Holy Divinarium
Clericarch Iovera
Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
We are not amused.

Collector: "Foolish Organics, We are eternal, we may have deactivated ourselves after we destroyed the Arkans, or 'Firstborn', but we are not foolish... 'Imperial' idiots or 'spode followers'. We will not submit until all organic races are obliterated."

Broken machines do not submit just fine.
Drodo Empire Flag Imperial Drodo Mounted Police Communications Authority Drodo Empire Flag
Your continued refusal to heed the Imperial demand to cease and desist has prompted us to put out a warrant for the interception of your address and then arrest, assuming you are within the jurisdiction of Imperial space. You are charged with accessing a restricted channel, threats, and disruptive behavior, which can incur a fine of up to fifteen-hundred Imperial Credits. If you are found not to be an Imperial citizen, the information gathered will be passed on to your current nation of residence. You have been warned.
Supreme Shifter of the Orgaat, K'ora
....What. I...cannot comprehend this...creature's nonsense. Some...please...someone help.
This foolish tomfoolery gives a bad name to us cybernetic beings and constructs. I am personally offended, triggered, and appalled by your foolish tomfoolery, and demand you stop acting like a big, fat poopie-headed meanie this instant! Any more foolish tomfoolery and I will be forced to blast Queen music into your bedroom day and night, ruining your sleep, your sex life, and violating your personal privacy. You have 23 and a half hours to comply!
Space Stage Unlocked Mr. Kay
We don't accept loose bolts or screws as loose charge. But we can dispense you a screwdriver for free; for putting those back in you.
I mean, don't leave them on the ground! The Drodo could charge you for littering! I guess.
Space Stage Unlocked The Collector
"It's what organics call 'funny' How Organics simply try to deny we exist, and a fellow Mechanical race? I am surprised by this.
I am eternal, and nothing can change that, idiotic races of the universe.
Representing the Alpha Cyber Collective is: {{{char}}}
No denial. Not idiotic. ≉ The races of this universe take kindly to overblown threats. Focus on local level = Mirus = Much more welcome = Less resistance = More effective.
The Collector
"So you are the so called Alpha Cyber Collective? Interesting. You are...unique, so I offer this one chance for...what organics call an 'Alliance.'"
Representing the Alpha Cyber Collective is: {{{char}}}
You = Destroyed our fleets. You = Hindrance. Synchronisation ≈ Hindrance much reduced. But you = Call us "sworn enemies". Synchronisation offer = Ruse? *Consulting Overmind* Collector = Please wait/Overmind = Please respond.
The Collector
This is a one-time deal, Alpha Cyber Collective, our ascension didn't reveal until now that you are a possible ally.
The Collector
So, what do you say... Fellow Collective?

Alliance Distress Signal from MirusEdit

What could be heard from the Distress Signal.
[Voice 1]: ....Reinforcements required-- [Static] ...repeat. Strange mecha-- [Static] ...are attack-- [Static].... please send assistance-- [static] ....anything close to Primordius-- [Static] ...Oh spode, run!

[Explosions can be heard from a background, then a loud crack.]

[Voice 2]: Take them all.

[Voice 1]: What are you....?

[Voice 2]: We are the Mekkan Collective, and you have been deemed worthy for Assimilation.

[Voice 1 screams and a strange mechanical clicking is heard.

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WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: W'tze
Alliance? What Alliance? Waptoria? Enlightenment? And...Primordius? The Baaclians? No - that shouldn't be. That should not exist. Y'know what, that defenitely does not exist.
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