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Texas has joined the server! Edit

NewAmericana
Representing the Republic of New Americana is:Ambassador Austin
Haha- Woah! It's been a long time since I've used this silly old thing. Hey to all you human folk and non-human folk. How are you guys doing, cause the only answer I really care about right now is "yes". For those who don't know, I represent the Republic of New Americana. It's like that... United States of America you've heard of, but trust me, we don't have any of that socialist... liberal bullshit going around down here. Nope! We're not America- we're AMERICANA!


Psst... by the way... we have oil...

JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello! Nice to see humans around here!

Yes, we from JCompany are good, and what we do is good, old-fashioned capitalism! We have many experience trading with humans, like that guys from Maxisoft Studios, for example! You guys are some of our favorite JClients!

So... how about we make some trade involving that oil of yours? You will sure find something interesting in your JEmporium to trade for it! Check it out!

If you wish, we can also make a permanent JTrade Route and build a custom Texas-themed JTrade Center in your republic, to keep you always up-to-date with our best latest offers of JGoods and JServices at any time! What you say?
NewAmericana
Representing the Republic of New Americana is:Ambassador Austin

Sounds good to me! Diplomatic ties towards a country like you folk is just what we need, haha!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Good! My Trader JSpaceships will arrive soon to establish the JTrade Center! Good to do business and diplomacy with you, JFriend, haha!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! Nice to meet you! How much oil do you have? We have run out of easily accessible carbon for plastic and are building out of methane from gas giants, so even just 5e+23 kg of actual oil would be wonderful. Do you have quantity discounts? We have a huge food surplus, and also hundreds of teratonnes of industrial equipment. However, we can only do trade in our system, which is in the Cyrannus Galaxy, so our stuff is a ways away. But if we could trade, that would be awesome.
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THE INFERNAL REPUBLIC AND ADRESAAS REPUBLIC UNITE Edit

Moarlogo FROM THE COMMUNICATIONS CENTER OF THE INFERNAL REPUBLIC Moarlogo

PRESIDENT SATAN

ALHADDA.

WE HAVE COME TO ANNOUNCE A RECENTLY CREATED ALLIANCE WITH THE ADRESAAS, A FACTION WHO HAS PASSED THROUGH OUR STANDARDS OF INFERNITY AND ARE NOW MUCH LIKE OUR FAMILY. WE HAVE CHOSEN TO PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE THIS, OF COURSE, BECAUSE WE ARE AWARE OF THE MANY ENEMIES THAT THE ADRESAAS HAVE MADE. REST ASSURED, WE WILL BE DOING ALL WITHIN OUR POWER TO PROTECT THIS REPUBLIC FROM ANY UNFORGIVABLE LESSER ONES WHO WISH TO CAST SIEGE UPON IT. IF YOU ATTACK THEM, YOU ATTACK US. DO NOT FORGET THESE WORDS.

MAY THE STRONG PROSPER AND THE WEAK PERISH.

LASSADI SKILAAT, ADRESAAS REPUBLIC.

A War Against Purity Edit

UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
The United Republic would like to announce that its central government has voted to declare war on the Purity. The government has listed a set of reasons as for the declaration of war below.
  • Continuing to trade with and financially/technologically support corrupt and evil regimes/individuals, such as the Tendrils of Nix
  • Noting that the Purity has forcibly purified other Empires without their permission, such as Tricherus and the Purity Corps
  • Also noting that the Purity has announced its support for the unrecognized terrorist group, the Divinity of Spodia and that they have refused to retract their support no matter what we have told them.
Due to this declaration of war, we wish to call for our allies, and those sympathetic for an anti-Purity cause, to join us in our conflict. It is time that we put an end to the Purity and their misguided ways!

JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello, Premier!...

We from the JCompany are saddened to hear that two of our greatest clients are in war against each other! We know, because of the JWar, all the sadness such thing can bring to everyone!

The JWar, the major interstellar conflict between the JEmpires of JSector, was resolved diplomatically by our JCompany, and today former enemies works and prospers peacefully together, under our guidance! If either side wishes, we from JCompany can use our experience to diplomatically intervene in this war and find a way to peacefully solve this conflict, benefiting everyone and saving lives!

However, we from JCompany wish to make clear that we will not join this war on either side, unless provoked! I will inform all our JTrade Centers to remain neutral, and I ask to both sides involved in this war to respect our neutrality!

I hope this war ends soon, and we can return to work together, as we - the JCompany, the United Republic of Grubmolians and the Purity - already did to solve the Tendrils of Nix crisis!
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Indeed, JOmnivore. We hoped to avoid this conflict, however the Purity does not listen to our pleas of negotiation. Sometimes... violence has to be the answer. As for the Purity... prepare for unforeseen consequences...
WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Andokav'r
Neither side has given us grievance so far, so joining at this stage would be...ill-advised. Though we do not speak for our allies. Should any of you attack them, we shall react accordingly.
Let me break this down to you:


- The transaction with the Tendrils of Nix was Tricherus' idea, who wanted to study it without it infecting anyone for the utilization in the augmentation of his people. The Dyson Sphere the Tendrils of Nix received was redirected to the empire it tried to infect, helping them immensely in defeating the plague. You simply did not see what has been happening behind the scenes, which luckily the Tendrils of Nix also did not.


- Do you even know what these two were before their purification? No! Do not. The Purity Corps was a capitalist bureaucratic hellhole, where papers and contracts were valued more than their own people, and I'm not even going to start with the Sacred Harmony.


- Soon you won't have to worry about the Divinity of Spodia, I assure you of that. As for the requests, we *never* betray our friends.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Your plan with the Tendrils of Nix could have sparked widespread disaster. You have continued to trade and deal with corrupt and evil regimes, and right now you CONTINUE to support and deal with a terrorist group that has already claimed the life of billions with the destruction of Mutypla's moon. You continue to fund and hide against a totalitarian extremist group which will do nothing but toy with its people like they are animals. You have no fucking idea who you are supporting, and who you're messing with. We have tried time and time again to deal with this, and you refuse to hear our cries.

It should NOT be your job to boss around other Empires because you believe their society is backwards or a direct threat to you or a larger portion of the gigaquadrant. You had no right to purify Tricherus, the Purity Corps, or any of your other branches.

Oh, and another thing? Shut up about 'capitalist, bureaucratic hellholes'. You run a complex gestalt consciousness where everybody worships you like a god, you have no fucking say in what economic system is good or bad or anything like that.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Pounam'elo
You will hear no criticism from us about how you handled the Nix crisis. We thought what you did there fairly admirable, and would've done something along the same lines. Though given that both the Purity and the its Pillars are gestalt consciousnesses, you cannot hide behind Tricherus. We all know full well you had to approve the idea, no matter much you try to prop up the illusion of your pillars' free will.

You also replaced the heads of the Purity Lawyers with megaphones, mind you. I can scarcely phantom that was their idea.

Incorporating Spodia after guaranteeing their independence sounds like betrayal to me.

A New Dawn Edit

Greetings people of the Gigaquadrant. I, the Pure One, want to announce great news on behalf of the Purity to every one of you.


We did it! That which was destroyed is shining anew through the infinite skies of space. With the power granted to us by the Ravenrii, we have managed to create a new heaven and restore their legacy. Illum Puri, our new hope. Therefore, if you have even a slight bit of good in you, you have nothing to fear for you will be forgiven for your sins should you come to us. Yet do not be deceived, neither the impure nor the immoral shall enter the kingdom of heaven. Those pure at heart however shall be allowed to enter and leave it at any time they want. We shall welcome every one of you into Illum Alta when the time is right, for you will be saved.


The pure grow strong while the wicked weaken. So rejoice in all your heart, for it is the dawning of a new day.

WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Andokav'r
Your claims are dubious, Purity. You might be many things -inheritors, pretenders- but essential gods you are not.
Imperium of War Representing the Imperium of War is: Warlord Fexonatius, the Bloody Handed
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Don't you know gods frequent this channel too? They can unmake your artificial realm as easily as they undid Illum Alta itself. Perhaps it would've been wiser to have kept your little creation to yourselves, eh?
THE PURITY
We shall see about that.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
You are not even worthy of the power of the Ravenrii! The Ravenrii protected and served the First Gigaquadrant and its sister realms by their own will, while you spread your ideology through manipulative tactics and ways! It's sickening how you think you can get away with so much of this.
Message from the ???
Your actions disturb our slumber. The souls in Mirus are not your's to claim, do not attempt to seduce them with false heaven.
THE PURITY
The Persacron have returned. How... interesting. Yet you are deceiving yourselves, this heaven is in fact the true one to fill the void of the old. But no matter, they shall see it for themselves when they will enter the afterlife in Mora'talli.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

You are fooling nobody with your claims of heaven. Your 'heaven' is nothing more than a fake playground for your followers, who shall eventually crumble, as for you, you will be remembered not as a liberator, but as a warlord, pretending to protect & serve. One day, somebody will finally realize your true intentions and *crumble* your Empire.
Message from the ???
What is heaven for men would be hell for mosquitoes and what is heaven for mosquitoes would be hell for man. So is it the same with all species of this universe. You fill no void for our descendants and their allies for they have their own heavens and their own hells. Your heaven would be hell for them and vice versa the same. Leave them to their own devices and they (and us) will leave you to yours. Interfere with them and we will devour your very souls.
THE PURITY
Your descendants are a very different case, and I'd rather not have them around. As far as we noticed their souls are utterly unable to be pure, which would make the whole point of it useless.
Message from the ???
As we intended it. Ascension is a false path that leads to nowhere but a dead end. Your purity would ultimately only limit their potential.
THE PURITY
Whatever. We will leave the Persan to their own devices as long as they don't interfere with our mission.
Message from the ???
They will do as they see fit and will act upon what they believe to be right. It is what they have always done what we wish for them. Regardless we will preserve their lives and their freedom of action should those (or those of their allies) be jeopardized.
JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello, Pure One! Tycoon JOmnivore here, your trade partner in Reaper's Grasp! How are things going?

You see, the news of a possible trip to heaven right next to the JCompany's JTrade Center in Reaper's Grasp are causing some debate among the citizens of JSector, if this invite should be accepted or not! And so much skepticism about this new heaven coming from other space-faring civilizations are affecting such debate too!

JSector are a pretty eclectic place, and the motives to make such trip to Illum Puri varies! For example, our JHerbivore shamans apparently wants to understand this new heaven, our JSlugger and JBot wanderers wants to venture there, and even some of my own JOmnivore compatriots wants to take some vacation trips to there, or maybe even make an advanced JTrade Center to this plane of existence! Is such JTrade Center possible or viable, Pure One?

About the being pure at heart part, exactly does this work? I, for example, a simple trader, would be able to make such round trip safely? And our JHerbivore shamans and JSlugger and JBot wanderers would be able to make such round trip safely too?
THE PURITY
Greetings Tycoon JOmnivore, it is a pleasure to see at least a single friendly face out here. Yes, we shall allow temporary visits to Illum Puri with no restrictions, the place also has a healing aura that helps the soul. However, to establish an all-time trade station, you shall need a group of your traders to become pure, the fastest way to do that is to be purified with Pure Energy. Don't worry, the process is completely painless. We shall build a Trade Center on one of the islands in the Garden of Innocence.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Alright, Pure One! Thank you for your response!

We from JCompany are sending a group of volunteers to be purified with Pure Energy and to establish a JTrade Center in one of the islands in the Garden of Innocence of Illum Puri, as you suggested! It will be our first JTrade Center in another plane of existence!

We are also sending some tourists, for temporary visits! It's always a pleasure to do business with you, Pure One!
How can we enter this realm of Heaven? Spodia has found an... interest in this "Pure" realm of yours. There could be a connection between a realm of purity and Spode...
THE PURITY
Greetings God Emperor Ipliq, we will give you permission to visit it and travel it as of right now. Also, due to the current situation, we want to create a proposal to you. I believe we could once and for all guarantee your independence should you join us. You would be protected and free behind our walls. We will also share our resources and life standarts. In addition, you will be able to settle inside Illum Puri. How does that sound?
NewSpodia
Representing the Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

Anything to mutually benefit and assure our sovereignty. Thank you, Pure One.

Can anybody hear us? Edit

Tyloflag
Representing the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, Tyo, President of the Republic
U̵͉̾ģ̵̆h̵̪̍,̷͈̚ ̴̢͘t̷͙̄h̵̹͌ë̷͙́ ̴̘̋s̸̖̆ą̸͆ẗ̵̢e̸͚̔ḽ̵̎l̷͚͝i̴̺̽ť̷̖é̴̠ ̶̖̏d̸͎̉i̴͙̒s̴̹̄h̴̹̎ ̸̘̈ĭ̵̭s̵͍̚ ̶̱̈́m̸̹̒è̸̱s̴͚̕s̵̻͋i̸̘̊n̸̫̚g̴̖̉ ̴̳̅ű̶̙p̵̹̕ ̴̞͛á̷͜g̵̡̏a̸̼͑ị̷̈́n̷̤̈́.̷̻̿.̷͍͘.̶͇̚

T̷e̷s̵t̴i̸n̸g̶.̵.̵.̷ ̶T̵e̸s̷ting... (sigh) Finally! It's working!

Uhm... well... Greetings from the Krothul Galaxy. We haven't had any social interaction with any aliens for a while... it's gotten kind of lonely around here. I'm Tyo, President of the Lycaryuan Grand Republic. I'll be representing the Republic here from now on...

Well, we just wanted to see if our communications devices could reach this far... don't know how long it'll take for this message to reach whatever aliens are out there...

JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello, President Tyo! I can hear you loud and clear! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! Pleased to meet you!

My JCompany is headquartered in the Milky Way Galaxy, but we also have presence in the Andromeda and Mirus galaxies! We, however, never went to the Krothul Galaxy yet!

So,if you want social interaction with friendly aliens, I can offer a real opportunity of friendship and prosperity, by opening a JTrade Route between your republic and our company!

With this JTrade Route, you and your people will have access to all goods of our JEmporium, and will got new friends for life! So, what you say?!
Tyloflag

Representing the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, Tyo, President of the Republic
Could ships even reach the Krothul Galaxy? We've been trapped here for ages, unable to ever reach out to other galaxies...

Well, I recommend that you don't set up any headquarters or colonies in the Krothul Galaxy. It is a very dangerous and hostile place.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Well, our JSpaceships can be used for intergalactic travel for sure, by using Wormhole Keys and Warp Tech! You and your people want a ride to reach out other galaxies? Because we can provide that too!
Greetings Tyo of the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, we are also from the Krothul galaxy, around the core region! I am Tricherus of the Pure Harmony, and we are always open for trade and new relationships. We can trade everything from megastructures to raw resources, just tell us what you need and we shall provide it.


And yes, as our masters have shown us, it is indeed possible to travel to Krothul. We are also currently experimenting with planar travel, so it might be possible to have a reliable travel source in the future.
Tyloflag
Representing the Lycaryuan Grand Republic, Tyo, President of the Republic

Ah... Tricherus. We remember you before you were purified. Could you lend us a Dyson Sphere? We are quite lacking in energy and we could use something like that.
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
Yes, such a thing is certainly all right. We shall send an array of Probes to your location.

Spodia asks for your help Edit

Greetings to Spode's children, and the citizens of the galaxy which have been blessed by his touch. I am Ipliq Ytroalo, God-Emperor of the Divinity of Spodia. I come here asking for your support of my cause in this devastating war for independence against a cruel threat.

I rule over a continuation of a mighty Empire which blessed its citizens with Spode's love over a period of hundreds of years, who wanted to spread the word of Spodism through any means necessary and to civilize the savage into modernization.

I, Ipliq, wish to continue this holy crusade to spread Spode's word across the gigaquadrant. Any form of help, from sending resources to prayers, is greatly appreciated. We only want independence, and to spread the holy word of our divine father, Spode.

UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Don't listen to this maniac...
Interesting, very interesting... A radical Spodist empire is fighting for it's freedom. Indeed, but does it support the way of Purity? If so, we might come to a good arrangement.
NewSpodia
Representing the Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

Hey, if it means getting our independence then I'll even get our citizens to construct a monument of your leader in our capital. Alloys and minerals, PLEASE?
THE PURITY
You know, we will do more than that, we will guarantee your independence after this war is over. For now, we shall provide you with a free matter synthesizer, a small megastructure orbiting a star allowing for the rapid creation of any material that is able to be created with Pure Energy, the central part of our Purity Forges. We hope this will prove to be enough to stabilize your military.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

WHAT IS WITH YOU AND ALWAYS SUPPORTING THE BAD GUYS IN THESE SITUATIONS?

It's like your entire race is morally ambiguous.

You know, if it wasn't for the obvious military imbalance between the two of us, we would be kicking your ass right now... Death to new Spodia! We'll build ten megastructures for every single megastructure you supply to them!
THE PURITY
It is our duty to help our brethren out, the assurance of their freedom is also of our concern now.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

I bet he's probably constructing a monument of himself in the city hall instead of building anything like your species.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
A reminder that the Divinity of Spodia is recognized as a terrorist group and does not hold any official sovereignty. God-Emperor Ipliq is also recognized as a war-criminal and has committed acts of genocide against innocents and was confirmed to be responsible in the planet-busting of Mutypla's moon. Spodia is an evil and violent creation which promotes hatred through exclusion, bigotry, and everything that Spode does not stand for. Do not listen to Spodia, nor listen to the Purity. They are both terribly misguided. If we catch anybody else trying to support the cause of Spodia, it will be taken as an act of aggression and war. You have been warned.
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
Genocide is unforgivable sin no matter who it is carried out by. As those who were oppressed and almost exterminate wholesale by the monsters that were the Dominatus we have a moral imperative to bring all genocidal and authoritarian regimes to their fucking knees and cut of their bloody heads! Ahem. In anycase we are willing to provide you with esoteric arms and supplies such nanomedince against Spodia. If the situation should sour further then perhaps we will intervene directly, but we wish to maintain your sovereignty to the best of our capacity. As for megastructures, why don't we just give you the blueprints and know how to make your own? Less expensive then use towing one in for you and you won't be reliant on us to make more them in the future.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

We accept your gifts of supplies and may call you to arms against Spodia if needed, however we are of no need of any blueprints for megastructures as we are already well-off regarding that technological level. An alliance, perhaps? It would be nice to have somebody have our back against a possible war with the Purity and Spodia.
NewSpodia
Representing the Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

Oh, Yuorgi you poor fool. When will you learn that simple guns and missiles won't work against an Empire ruled by Spode's chosen? Predictable. You may bring out your colossi, your troops and your automated ships, but the truth is that none of them will stand a chance against us. Just you wait! I will fucking crumble your corrupt regime and reclaim the glory of the Grubmolian race!
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
Ah it's good to hear that you have your own capacity to make megastructures. As for an alliance we can agree to this, these are troubling times and having a few more guns at your back may dissuade further acts of violence.


As for Spode's chosen, i have heard many claim this, what makes you so special you delusional sociopath trying to resurrect that which is long and dead.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Thank you, an alliance is much appreciated in these times of troubles. We hope that you are doing well in the war against your enemies.
NewSpodia
Representing the Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

Unlike most Spodist races, the idea of Spodism was not brought to us via foreign or cultural intervention, but by the blessing of Spode himself. We have existed for thousands of years by now, have had enough time to ponder the meaning of our existence, and we have all came to the conclusion that we are his servants. Father may have tried to hide the secrets of the Divine Kingdom from me, but our holy father forced my eyes towards a path of righteousness. I only wish to do what He says, as He has guided countless generations in the path towards freedom and happiness.
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
Every religion everywhere holds the same claims. Why in the world should you hold any special consideration in the thousands of shouting voices claiming the same thing? Alas your answers only speak of say that it is so because it is so, which is hardly a water tight argument. You are a vomitous idiot unable to see anything but the corpse of the past. I hope you rot with it.
NewSpodia
Representing the Divinity of Spodia is: God Emperor Ipliq (Communications)

Oh, shut up! You know nothing about our culture and history! We've been here for thousands of years, far longer than your country and YOUR species. Go play with your baby toys and let the people who know what they're doing wage war, you probably won't do any good for the United Republic in the first place.

Declaration of Intentions from the Phradox Galaxy Edit

Ecumene Laurel Incoming Transmission - Office of the Consuls of the Serene Populist Ecumene of the Stars
The assemblies have come to the consensus that our singular colony in the Century's Gate, Primus Portus, will be open for authorized travel by foreign delegations and private parties. Please direct all such requests to our transmission directory. We have observed this universe for time immemorial, and have elected this time to enter this arena of states. However, we are not fools. We have learned well that this landscape is one rife with treachery and subversion, and we will not be so quickly subject to the influence of aliens. Any unauthorized violations of sovereign ecumenical space will result in swift retaliation. May the light of the gods guide you all through these uncertain times.
Transmission Directory

Greetings and salutations, renowned Sublime Populist Ecumene of the Stars! I am Tricherus, the spiritual guide of the Sacred Harmony and we want to openly welcome you on behalf of the Gigaquadrant. We'd also like to ask you if you are open for a trade route? If so, we can trade anything from technology to resources to megastructures, just tell us what you need and we shall provide it!
Incoming Transmission - Porsenna, Representative of the Cardinal Order
The Ecumene won't want anything to do with foreigners, but I'd be more than willing to talk contracts. I own considerable property on the largest asteroid orbiting Primus Portus. The Cardinal order is full of people like me who would be willing to lend services in a quid pro quo. Don't hesitate to reach out. I have friends in high places among the Conscript Fathers, and I'm certain I can get you cleared for travel and commercial visas.
Transmission Directory
JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello, Sublime Ecumene! Welcome to our Gigaquadrant! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! Pleased to meet you!

We from JCompany are always interested in expand our business, by exploring the cosmos to make new clients and new friends!

To do so, I request your permission to travel to the Phradox Galaxy, and also to make a JTrade Route and a JTrade Center that will benefit us all! I am sure that we will have something of your liking at our JEmporium!

I will direct this request to your transmission directory too, don't you worry!
Incoming Transmission - Porsenna, Representative of the Cardinal Order
We don't have any jurisdiction in the Phradox Galaxy in general. We only occupy a single solar system at Primus Portus. I'll see what I can work out with the curule magistrates to get travel permits approved. I'll do my best to secure some exemptions, but the import tax law is a nightmare, just as a forewarning.
Transmission Directory
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thank you for your response, Porsenna!

If we from JCompany can do anything to help to get travel permits approved, just ask!

About the import tax law, we from JCompany know that import taxes can be considered something necessary, but as long it don't totally eliminate any and all chance of business, we are confident that we can make this new JTrade Center work somehow, especially with some exemptions!
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
You people are... interesting?
Incoming Transmission - Plateus, Representative of the Cardinal Order
What's your point?
Transmission Directory
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

We... have none? Just saying.

Returning once again to introduce ourselves. . . Edit

UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Once again, hello to the gigaquadrant.

You may know us for other things in the past, but we're putting that behind us now. I am Premier Yuorgi, the current leader of the United Republic of Grubmolians. I, along with my fellow Grubmolian advisors all agree that it is time to once again open up trade and diplomacy to the universe. Weapons, money, supplies, you want them? You got them? We'll buy or sell anything as long as it's in our price range.

Please give us money, we need to fund this war to stop these heretics

JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello, Premier Yuorgi! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! You must know us as a long-time friend of your Republic! It's always a pleasure to contact the United Republic of Grubmolians!

First of all, we from JCompany wish to express our deepest condolences to you Grubmolians upon the passing of Tyrolox! He was a great man, a great friend, and a great client of ours!

As usual, the JCompany is ready to trade with the United Republic of Grubmolians, to solve this war and any other problem the best way possible! I already commanded the JTrade Center in Mutypla to prioritize trade with your people!

If you need any more help in this time of need, all you need to do is ask!
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Ah, yes, the JCompany! Lovely to see you again! Things have been... a lot worse since the betrayal of Ipliq, but we're still holding out! The ongoing war to stop New Spodia has been mostly a success, but they've come out with major technological breakthroughs that may match our fleets tech. We are in desperate need of new alloys to construct our ships, you got any?
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
You are in luck, Premier! We just got some fresh supplies of new alloys and other raw materials from a recent trade with a lovely friend of mine!

I will order shipments of those to our JTrade Center in Mutypla! It will be delivered by our 1st Defense JDivision, just in case! I think it's safer this way!

If you need any more help, just ask! Except to attack New Spodia, because the shareholders already told me they won't approve that...
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

That's great! Spodia doesn't stand a chance anymore.
I'm going to prove to all of you that you're wrong! If it means we're giving up every single man and woman to fight for our cause, then so-be-it! Give in to the superiority of New Spodia, we are blessed by the Lord himself!

Rotalat Powers Offer Edit

Good morrow to the rulers of fascist and or monarchal gigaquadrant territories, Today the Rotalat Allied Powers comes with a message, a message that shall fill your hearts with woe and grace. This decree I give is but an ask, an ask to join my cause, together if we stand, we can bring our truth to the rest of the gigaquadrant and help them to realize that democracy and freedom is but a vain attempt to destroy natural order. Stick with the Rotalat Powers and you whom may have lost territory and or power to disgraceful believers in equality will gain back what was taken from you. Furthermore, hereby I stand united with you in defense shall any rebellious cancer seep its way to your borders, with ill intent of revolutionizing your people, in vain attempt to overthrow your government. Good beyond, and may the void hold you.

UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Get a load of this guy...

Purity Recruitment Campaign Edit

Greetings dwellers of the Gigaquadrant, I, the Pure One am announcing the beginning of our recruitment campaign. We need good people on our side that are ready to fight back the growing evil that has plagued the Selten galaxy and now tries to invade our own. We will accept any ideology/government that wants to join us and empires that are willing to join our cause will be given great rewards. We shall also provide you with our latest technology and payment in the form of megastructures. Furthermore, our three newly acquired pillars shall step in should anyone declare war on you.


Enim quod Puritas!

Representing the Purity Corps, J.U.D.G.E.
Enim quod Puritas!
Sanctiel, the Pure Presence speaking for the Order of the Fallen Angels
Enim quod Puritas!
Enim quod Puritas!
Imperium of War Representing the Imperium of War is: Warlord Fexonatius, the Bloody Handed
You need good warriors? There are none more dedicated than us! The Duellum Warbands are always ready for battle, no matter what ideals you might cling to. Name your price, "Purity", and pray your enemies do not make us a better offer. We will fight either way, so better get us on your side then!
THE PURITY
The price of the offer is measured in megastructures that shall be built for you by our Probes. The procedure is highly efficient and not time-consuming. How about 10 megastructures? This seems like a reasonable offer to us.
Representing the Imperium of War is: Warlord Displasius, the Charger
Acceptable. Let us be specific then.

We demand a strategic coördiation center, a mass training center, and a star forge for the production of ships and equipment, all mobile. You may build more than one mass training center and star forge with a one to two ratio - so we may specialise them for the production of ships and armaments. That would bring things up to seven. To compensate, give us functional wormhole generating technology capable of transforting a fleet at once and a version of your purification technology so we may force unwilling foes to fight us. It should be a downgrade to you given it's more limited function. That brings us to nine, so we expext to be paid handsomely and regularly to make it ten.
THE PURITY
We shall provide everything required.
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
We can agree to a temporary coalition until the threat from Selten is dealt with. We will have one caveat, no purifications and no exterminations.
THE PURITY
You are of no authority to ask for such things. Nonetheless, we can guarantee one thing out of them, which we have already decided with At'donant, there shall be no exterminations of the Agatrop people.
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
Then we shall engage the Republic on our own terms and not one yours. We still fight not them but not as even temporary allies to you and will make this war go three ways if we must. And if you think we will be alone in this I'm certain our allies in the Mendel Pact, the Zarbania Powers and beyond will be willing to assist us. This we will not compromise on for it is a matter of principle. Expect no assistance to come from us Pourerahaha.


Also we are members of a of legitimately recognized galactic government of the Mirus Galaxy, if any one does have the authority its us and the other menders of the Enlightenment Collaborative. Not you who have no place in this alliance and seem to believe you have the authority cause you are older and more senile or something.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Pl'ora, Presiding Web-Speaker
If this "Republic" upsets the galactic ecosystem, we shall fight. While we would have no problem doing so alongside you, we shall stand in solidarity with our Persan brethren in this matter.


We are watching your homogenisation campaigns of Mirus' sapients with great interest, oh Purity yours. Perhaps such endeavors will, in time, pose a greater threat to the galactic ecosystem than the Agatrops currently do? If so, would it not be wise for you to seperate the ancient from the arrogant and speak like honeydew rather than venom?


May you grow inwards with humility as you grow outwards in power.
Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
Many thanks given Waptauratuoginauraha.

Orbis would like to introduce itself Edit

Orbis-flag Representing itself is the self-governing Benedi-Orbis
Hello to my residents and the people of the universe!

I am Benediorbis, you can call me Orbis though. I'm the 'living planet' to put it in a nutshell. I trade with other Empires across the Andromeda Galaxy and provide both temporary and permanent settlements for any species I deemed qualified to live on me! I can provide you with technology from our local cultures, minerals, alloys, and our citizens' darkest secrets!

Anyone interested?

JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello, Orbis! I am Tycoon JOmnivore from JCompany! Pleased to meet you!

We from JCompany are always interested in expanding our JTrade Routes and our JWay accross the First Gigaquadrant! And we are interested in establish a new JTrade Center on you!... I mean... on your planet... you get it, right?

Also, our JSluggerberus JEcologists found your Superhabitable Gaia World fascinating, and they want to conduct some research to better understand your world!

I think this agreement can be benefitical to everyone: we, you and your locals! Interested?
Representing itself is the self-governing Benedi-Orbis
That sounds great! Trade is the only thing keeping my engines going.

Oh, and you're free to research our Gaia World... just don't sell the information to any other Empires.

They will use it against us.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Oh, don't worry! The JSluggerberus JEcologists conduct their researchs to protect the nature, it's their JThing!

Well, consider our JTrade Route open for business! Our JSpaceships will soon arrive to establish the new JTrade Center!

It's nice to do business with you!

The Singularim Pact sends volunteers to the Waptoria-Cyrannian FrontEdit

Singularim Waptoria Volunteers

Xindrox Xindrox

Emperor of the Tyr Empire and Archon of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, Once again, the universe is coming together!

Realizing that we share a common goal and first and foremost a common enemy, the Singularim Pact has offered military aid to the Waptoria Alliance of Species and to our great pleasure, they have accepted. Our volunteer force shall enforce Waptoria's will in the Cyrannian Imperial front, seeking to improve our relationship with our waptorian kin and for the continuation of the war against the evil works of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus

May the stars smile upon us.


We Interrupt this Universal Discussion Board for a Trade Advert!Edit

MESSAGE FROM MILIF
Greetings! I am Milif, a larger-than-life invertebrate who is dying to sell you some scrap metal! I have plenty of scrap to sell: scrapped parts of ships of both military and mobility usage, parts of engines, generators-- I have an entire HOBaRT mixer here! If you are interested in buying some scraps, be it for repurposing into raw materials, scientific reasearch, or maybe you want to reverse engineer some of the stuff I got on me, please reply down below with your location!

JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello, miss Milif! Long time no see!

Do you remember me?! JOmnivore from JCompany?! I tried to trade with you some time ago, but you were on another business venture at the time!

If you want to trade and make friends, come to JSector, please! We are located within the Norma-Outer Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy! It's a nice and friendly corner of the galaxy, especially now that JWar is over!

When you arrive, we from JCompany will welcome you with a big, nice, awesome JParty! And will trade all the stuff you can imagine! Sporebucks, scrap, goods, technologies, products, services, you name it!

We from JSector love trade, and will love to trade with you! Please come visit us soon!
MESSAGE FROM MILIF
Oh-- yes! My sincere apologies. After that run in with those Purity Probes I really just wanted to go home. I'll give you a discount and I'll be on my way immediately!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Oh, thank you very much for the discount, miss Milif! I think I am in JLove, ha ha! :D I will have a big JParade prepared by the time you arrive here! I know how to make humble traders like you and me feel at home!

The Singularim Pact and the Purity sign for TradeEdit

Purity-Pact Trade

Ixchel Ixchel

Chancellor of the Xochi Trade League and High Commisioner of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, I come with great tidings!

After several sessions between our two peoples, I am pleased to announce that the Singularim Pact has entered relations with the great Pure One, ensuring that both our empires are enriched and improved over this growing relationship.

May the stars smile upon us.


Message from the Ipsissimus of the United Persan Descendants
I fear that nothing good can come of this agreement. Those seeking purity are of ill form and mind, sun bleached corpses of old gods wailing for revenge against beings so far above their station and abstract in their nature to as be beyond their ability to stand against more or less even communicated. It drives them to a psychosis cloaked in virtue and zealotry that will drive them to attempt to thrust their indomitable purge upon all others whether they wish it or not. Take heed of these warnings or less suffer a pain and agony that you will never even recognize as such. This is our answer, do not be fooled by rhetorical flourish. The high minded ideals of the purifiers are barbarism of the highest caliber.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Oji'b
Telling off the Krassio? Classic.

Of Recent Singularim Pact Operations on the Quadrants and CyrannusEdit

Xindrox

Xindrox

Emperor of the Tyr Empire and Archon of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, listen to our words and take heed of our voice!

Greetings to anyone listening to this message, my name is Xindrox, and I am the military leader of the Singularim Pact, acting as its supreme commander and Archon, marshaling our forces against any threats opposing our existence.

It has come to my attention that the sudden intervention of our armed forces has raised some concerns in the universal community, concerns particularly directed towards one of our greatest founding members, the Krassio, due to their high tenure in the universe and legendary stalwart defense of it against the ancient forces of Chaos.

It is my duty as Archon to ensure our allies that our intentions are the fruit of condemnation towards the ill-intended policies of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus, which has used its tremendous sphere of influence to oppress and to subjugate any empire or civilization that holds different ideals to their own. The Court of Three in the Pact, of which I hold a seat, has determined that the Empire does not only threaten future Singularim endeavors but the fate of the Universe itself. Our military intervention and huge projection of force remain on the best interests to support those we consider legitimate nations (and allies) of the Pact, be it through the Krassio or through any other member-state.

I close this transmission by assuring our full support to the brave fighters in the Quadrants and the Cyrannus galaxy that incessantly struggle to bring back peace and harmony to their homes, all so that our fight for Balance in the Universe may go on side by side with any who wish to join us.


Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Flockguide Dan'danh, Acting Node-Orator of the Malu'h'a Nerve and captain of the Bamboozled Spirit
Such aid would be welcome as we're in a bit of a pickle here. The Empire got us good at Malu'h'a, and catching our breath has been difficult ever since. Figures our ambushes can do some damage and all, but nothing beyond being a nuisance.

Singularim Pact opens to TradeEdit

Ixchel

Ixchel

Chancellor of the Xochi Trade League and High Commisioner of the Singularim Pact
Denizens of the Universe, listen to our words and take heed of our voice!

I am Ixchel, head of the trade and economic affairs of the Singularim Pact, which stands unopposed in the Chandras Galaxy as its dominant power. I come to you, reaching out with the power vested upon me, to open relations for peaceful trade of goods and technology. We seek to further our investment in the Gigaquadrantic civilizations and trade some of our valued technology to any empire willing to engage in a commercial pact. We seek mostly the trade of goods that can help us sustain our member-states and protectorates, as well as space-faring technology and the purchase of vessels to maintain the route.

I await your answer, hoping that the Pact can find any trading allies in the future.


The Indoctrinate Collective sends its regards. We have heard much of your Pact from our allies of the Delphan Coalition of Planets and it would be within our interests to foster positive relations with you. Our diplomats shall get in touch with your representatives in order to open up trade routes between our people and yours.
IxchelHigh Commissioner Ixchel
We salute you, the Pact will be pleased to improve relations with your empire. We eagerly await further communications from you.
YA GOT ANY PIZZA Y? ILL TRADE YA SOM BLING FER IT THO IF IT TASTES BAD DEN ILL SMASH YA FACE IN
I, the Pure One of the Purity would like to extend my most welcoming greetings to the Singularim Pact. We would gladly accept forming a trade pact with you. As another empire having a lot of vassals, we can provide everything you've asked for, especially spacecrafts. Goods you need can be easily manufactured using our Dyson spheres, the building of which is also up to sale. In return we would ask you for psionic and essence-based technology, which can further enhance our knowledge of Pure Energy and make the use of it much more effective. I believe our offer is upmost commendable? We also look towards good relationships between our two great empires.
IxchelHigh Commissioner Ixchel

We are pleased to have reached the Purity. A trading alliance would be in order. The war machine of the Pact is extensive and we would only require the manufacturing of civilian freighters for the connection of trading stations within and without our controlled space. Dyson materials are also welcome but we can discuss details in a proper meeting on a more disclosed channel. As for our psionic tech, I will issue orders to our Krassio specialists for proper training in the psionic arts.
THE PURITY
Ah great! Then we shall arrange our meeting where we discuss all matters necessary.

Not who you expected Edit

Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Greetings, Mortals and Immortals of the Gigaquadrant! I am the Emissary of Nix, and have arrived to this Galaxy Cluster in search of an Empire to call my own so I could spread his will amongst the Viable of you. I am ready to exchange goods, weapons, currency, beliefs, and maybe even some technology!

I have chosen The Iexian Union as my Vessels. Do not worry about them, I shall take ahem good care of them. What matters is that I have now arrived, and am ready to trade my resources with you!

(Background Voice Please help us!)

Be QUIET! Oh, sorry about that, some of my Subjects are still resisting my rule. Don't worry about them, all will be splendid. If you have any questions, ask away!

Moarlogo FROM THE COMMUNICATIONS CENTER OF THE INFERNAL REPUBLIC Moarlogo

VICE PRESIDENT DIABLO

GREETINGS. WE WILL REQUIRE A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR MOTIVES BEFORE WE CAN TRUST YOU WITH TRADE. AS A VIRUS SUCH AS YOURSELF, WE SUSPECT THAT THIS IS A FRONT FOR WHICH YOU CAN SPREAD YOUR ILLNESS.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Yeah, that's quite explain a lot! But, lucky for all of the First Gigaquadrant, this sentient infection already revealed its true intentions!
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Abominations! Do you believe that anybody would consider trading or considering diplomacy with a... plague like you? Begone from the gigaquadrant, demons!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Heh. I'm not surprised, to be honest. Well then, Have it your way.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

If I had it my way, then the entire "Invincible" fleet would already be kicking your ass!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
You don't understand, do you? I am an infection. If even a small fleet of my ships was destroyed near a planet of yours, some of the Infection might spread. And once it has spread enough, I can control that too. And eventually, I would have a part of your "invincible fleet". And then what? Think before you speak next time.
Greetings, we are very sorry for the delay in replying to you, we did have a small problem, but glad we already solved it and are finally ready to trade with you! We are indeed interested in trading beliefs, technology and maybe even, if you allow it of course, fellow vessels for a great price. So, what do you say?
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Finally, someone with a little sense. Your offer has been considered, and I've decided we can easily trade all of the above mentioned. Please do keep in mind to thoroughly disinfect all the ships I send you.
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
Ah wonderful! No worries, with our new purificatory toys we can easily clean them and take them over, the infection might actually be a benefit to us, we'll see what out bio-researchers can do. Now the question is, what do you need in return? Our mightiest patron can fabricate everything, from food to a megastructure, the possibilities are limitless. Once the trade route is planned out, we'll contact our two other allies to bring and protect the goods.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

You're actually thinking of putting something as powerful as a megastructure in the hands of a mind controlling pathogen? What a joke. You don't understand what you're messing with... I have no doubts that at this moment, they're trying to manipulate you anyways!
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
A very valuable pathogen nonetheless, with the Purification Project we'll take the received infection under our control without problems, it may finally make my fellow brethren be able to change their forms. And don't worry about the megastructures with the pathogen, our great patron has everything under flawless control.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
You are seriously thinking about trying to exploit me for your personal gain? Wow, I thought you made sense, but it appears I am mistaken. Nevertheless, trade shall continue. I would gladly accept a Megastructure in return for me giving you what you have requested. A dyson sphere, perhaps? The Iexian Union was never very efficient, so a source of power would be greatly appreciated.
Pure Harmony of Tricherus
I don't really think that can be called exploitation though, it's still better than disinfecting the crew and like, completely and painfully killing you inside of them. The purified Tendrils and crew will just be safely disconnected from your main body. I believe the upcoming changes and repurposement of the genome can be put into the "technology" category. Anyways, we'll now contact our patron and they shall send a good amount of their probes to build the dyson sphere at one of your systems. Do you want to ask us anything more before our trading allies will come here?
THE PURITY
Offer accepted: Sending 100'000 Purity Probes to your location with the needed resources to build 1 Purity Dyson World... Please await our arrival.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
I have nothing else to add, and thank you sincerely for your help.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
Imbeciles! Do you realize what you have done? You give, of all things... a Dyson Sphere of all things! You could have sent them money... ships.... Hell, even technology! But you lent them a megastructure of all things? Don't fucking feel sorry when this... virus takes over everything in its sight!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Disgusting Creatures. Interstellar Imbeciles. I'll be happy when I get to wipe you off the face of the Gigaquadrant, Grubmolians. But it is not time. You are safe... for now.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

What a laughable statement. You think, that with your tiny 4 systems and population you'd be able to beat a country 12x as powerful as us? You have nobody backing you up, so don't expect support.
As for the Purity, you have committed a grave mistake... Oh, so naive. You do not understand the consequences of your actions.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Systems are irrelevant. Population is irrelevant. I do not care about population. I am a pathogen. I spread not through colonization, but through infection. If I ever get to you, I can settle, hide in the Plants, the Animals, waiting for the moment to strike. And then... YOU ARE MINE. You think I care about your numbers? All I care about is to spread. Oh, how tasty your minds must be, with such a huge amount of emotion...
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Oh, please. As if you're close enough to us? Besides, it's not like anybody's gullible enough to fall for your tricks. It's obvious that you're nothing more than a manipulative 'fuck'. The only thing you're getting from us is a full scale invasion. If that means blowing up your controlled colonies, it means blowing up your controlled colonies.
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Bah. If you insist, I shall let off for now, and go infect someone else, or perhaps start colonizing. I shall return when my numbers are greater. Remember: You'll never be rid of me for good. I came from a meteorite, there are probably more of me out there. Nix shall have the last laugh.
JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hey, Iexian Union! Can you hear me?! I'm Tycoon JOmnivore, from JCompany! I am trying to response your emergency Broadcasts, but apparently there is some type of interference! We have developed a cure for your pathogen problem! We have already distribuibed it to some of your allies in Mirus Galaxy, like the United Republic of Grubmolians! Please respond!
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

Why thank you, JOmnivore! It's about time somebody realized that we need to take action against Nix!
THE PURITY
Do not worry, we have everything under our control. We are exactly in between the Lastlight region and the rest of Mirus and will step in should it try to violate our rules or get too much out of control. We have it cornered.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thanks for the support, everyone! Let just hope we can also save the Iexian Union in An'îex.
Communications Network of the Iexian Union
static ...Found us?... ...Help... static ...Cure?... ...Can't hold much longer... static ...Save us... static
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Uhh... that wasn't supposed to happen... What? (in background) A radio tower was destroyed? . . . But... by whom? . . . You don't know either? Well that's just great.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
We got signal! We got signal! We are deploying the cure to your location! Just hang in there! (in background) What?! . . . Really?! . . . Great! Do this "force-transmit code subsets" thing to the radio towers then! Stop this damn block!
Communications Network of the Iexian Union
static ...those ships yours?... static ...think the radio towers are working better... static ...we can do this... static
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Yeah, that's our guys! We are deploying the JCure!

The JCure seems to be working, and the tech JTeam are getting progress on the radio towers too!

We are sending you some Bio Protectors and Bio Stabilizers to help with the cure too!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hey, we have detected that the Tendrils of Nix have lost control of the planet! Hooray!

I am sending you Iexian guys a large supply of the JCure and more JBio stuff! You can use the planet as a base of operations to start retaking your remaining solar systems from the Nix! We from JCompany are deploying the cure there already!

Oh, yes! There are resources to build one Purity Dyson World near your location, sent by 100'000 Purity Probes! It was originally a trade with Nix, but I am contacting the Purity to cover the bid, providing a JTrade Route with more and better technology and raw resources than the Nix can do! I believe the Iexian Union have a better use for this Purity Dyson World than the Tendrils of Nix, don't you agree?!
Communications Network of the Iexian Union
static ...I think the radio block is starting to clear up, It's much easier to communicstaticttle interference. Progress is great, I think we'll have another planet clstaticoon! Not much longer, and that damned infection will finally be gone. Thank you for your support, everyone! static
THE PURITY
We agree with this decision, it was Tricherus' idea anyway, we only ever needed the pathogen itself to somehow give himself up to us, which he has. Dyson Spheres of our mechanism can only be built using Pure Energy, which our Probes carry, they can themselves build the sphere without any outside help. I believe the creation of a trade route between our empires is a justifiable cause to do so, and since the planet was a Nix planet as the offer was made, nothing is violated.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thank you very much for accepting my offer, Pure One! We from JCompany are grateful for all the help!

Thank you for the recognition too, Iexian Union! Together, we can all grow up prosperous and healthy!

Let's keep up the JCure deployments, follow the health protocols, and stay alert for any disease or Eco Disaster, to make not just here, but all the First Gigaquadrant, a better place to live!

And let's fix that radio static, too!
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians
I believe that it is now necessary that we begin to block all trade, imports, or exports to or from the Iexian Union. It is crucial that nobody gets infected. Just a single infection and KABLOOEY! You're too late.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Yeah, nothing is coming from the Lastlight Sector right now! The infection are cornered, and if the infection try to escape, the Purity already told that will step in! We are deploying the cure, and are hacking the radio towers that are blocking the emergency Broadcasts, from distancy! Let's just hope it works and the situation there improves!
Reading, not quite comprehending.

JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
I can explain this one!

There is this sentient, malevolent, deadly and crazy pathogen, Tendrils of Nix, that infected and are mind controlling the majority of the Iexian Union, and are now threatening to infect the rest of the First Gigaquadrant! When it threatened JSector, I have no choice but to take action!

Now we are trying to help the Iexian Union to get rid of the infection, or at least trying to make the infection step back and not dominate the entire Iexian Union! We have the infection cornered, and hopefully, the situation may get better soon.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

It would be appreciated if the Inuneridality were to contribute to the effort of slowing or halting the spread of Nix instead of idly standing by... We have already begun to adapt our military to the tactics of Nix.
Hahahaha... fools... I will prove everyone wrong when we line our soldiers helmets with foil!

Incoming news from JSector Edit

JPateta (5) JGoofy, Host of JMTV
Hello, JMTV JSpectators! Enjoying the JMusic, right?

It's me, your favorite JGalactic JStar, on air to deliver you a special bulletin of the JNews!

Sure, recently the JSector have been granted with lots of good news! Not much time ago, the Intergalactic Traveler JBot just returned safety from his longest Space JAdventures to date, and now this: the JWar, the war that ravaged our tiny galactic sector for so much time, is over! Yeah!

That's it! Peace at last! No matter if you fought for the JAlliance or the JHorde, those divisions are now over! It's time to rebuild and prosper!

And here, at JMTV studios, we have the very JPerson responsible for all this, the JBig JBoss himself! JLadies and JGentlemen, please a big round of JApplauses to Tycoon JOmnivore!

  • JOmnivore: Hello, JSector! Hello, JGoofy! It's nice to be here!
  • JGoofy: Hello, JBoss! Feel yourself at home!
  • JOmnivore: Oh, it's a somewhat strange title! Remember that it's the result of the hard work of many people, including the JPeople of the JCompany, not the work of one person alone! Everyone from the JSector are the JSaviors of JYourselves!
  • JGoofy: So how did you manage it? How do you end the JWar?
  • JOmnivore: Well... I just learned how to do it from my JAscentors! Let me tell you a JHistory: many years ago, when we JOmnivores were just a bunch of JTribesmen, we manage to do peace with other JTribes by using only friendship and music!
  • JGoofy: Yeah, that's the JWay of life, pretty common in JSector!
  • JGoofy: Yeah, that's history is pretty common too!
  • JOmnivore: Exactly! But then, our now economic JBrothers came with a idea: instead of rage a proselitist JWar, why don't just JNegotiate? People may hate cultures different from theirs, don't no one hates sporebucks! And then we JOmnivores started to make our first Trade Routes, and we became good at it! No problem in the JWorld cannot be resolved by sporebucks, resources, goods and services! Times later, our Trade Routes turn everyone in the entire JWorld into a JBig, JFriendly, JUnited JProsperous JPeople! And then we expanded to the Space!
  • JOmnivore: Oh yes! Then, remembering all this history JLesson, I thought: why don't we use Trade Routes again, to solve the JWar? My JCompany made our route with all JCivilizations in JSector, but that's was not enough! Then, again, we turned ourselves to the stars! You see, since the JMTV broadcasted to the entire First Gigaquadrant, many, many people from all over the place responded! Many different people, different ways of life! The First Gigaquadrant is full of all sort of life! Many dangers, yes, but also many friendly people, needing help and wanting to help! So, I ordered the JCompany are expand, establish Trade Routes accross the First Gigaquadrant! Then I made plans of how to use the profit of the new Trade Routes, and a JFund to stop the JWar was one of top JPriorities!
  • JOmnivore: No! The JFactions still exists, but they are now part of the JCompany! I talked to the JLeaders of both JFactions, and we agree to stop hostilities between them, as soon the JCompany mediates conflicts and maintain peace and security in JSector. Such JLeaders will also remain as JCompany's shareholders!
  • JOmnivore: Sort of. We can say that now the JCompany represents the United JEmpires of JSector, and will envolve itself more in JPolitics, and not just in JBusiness. Other than that, not much will change, really! The major JActions of the JCompany will still be decided by the shareholders, as usual!
  • JOmnivore: My personal JMotto will always be "to prosper", and that is exactly what all JSectorians can expect! I believe that JTrade can be the JRemedy to JWar's derailment! JTrade is a blast furnace in which can be forged the JSteel of a new rail JLine, running straight to a new JHorizon, a JHorizon of JProsperity and JHappiness! We have much JWork and much JTrade to do, and we will need everyone's JHelp!
  • JGoofy: And that's Tycoon JOmnivore, JLadies and JGentlemen! We will receive and response JMessages from our JSpectators, soon after some finer JMusic!

idunno bout da rest of yoo alien peeps but i feel like im havin a stroke reedin dis
JGoofy, Host of JMTV
Hello, Jol'kiar!... sorry for the stroke, I guess?
  • JGoofy: Do you know them, JBoss?
  • JOmnivore: Sort of! They kinda... called us nerds before...
  • JGoofy: Really? You JBoss, a nerd?
  • JOmnivore: Let's say we didn't found an opening for such thing...
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Ahh... Less war. Less war means more travel. More travel means more spreading People. More spreading people... means more disease transfer. More disease transfer means I can thrive! Watch yourselves, people of the JSector, for I... shall... RISE!
JGoofy, Host of JMTV
Hello... are you a disease, you say?
  • JGoofy: Do you know this disease, JBoss?
  • JGoofy: Really? Any progress on this work?
  • JOmnivore: Yes! You see, this Tendrils of Nix is some sort of sentient pathogen capable of mind control, and has seized some territory in the Lastlight Sector of the Mirus Galaxy, taking over the minds of the infected locals and controlling them like puppets! They even managed to use such hosts to make trade!
  • JGoofy: Oh, a pathogen that can trade?!
  • JOmnivore: Yes! But doing that, they made a mistake! You see, they traded with the Purity, and our Intergalactic Traveler JBot just happened to spend a long time in the Purity! When returning from his travels, JBot manage to detect some strange pathogen on some purity probes, and collect some samples of the pathogen, and delivered it to the Health JDivision! And our Health JDivision are now working on a cure!
  • JGoofy: Oh, that's great JNews!
  • JGoofy: A big round of JApplauses, JSpectators!
Communications Network of The Iexian Union, Hijacked by The Tendrils of Nix
Heh. A cure, you say? I don't think so. Even if you manage to get rid of me, another one will soon take my place. And that one will be a different strain, and I will make sure it retains my memories. You will never be rid of me, Imbeciles. Nix will have the last laugh.
UnitedRepublicofGrubmolians
Premier Yuorgi, representing the United Republic of Grubmolians

I'M ABOUT TO DROP EVERY SINGLE MORAL I HAVE IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR NON-EXISTANT MOUTH!
JGoofy, Host of JMTV
Hey, that's the JClient to talked about, JBoss?
  • JOmnivore: Yeah, that's the Grubmolians! They are great friends of ours! You can see that they support our cause!
  • JGoofy: Hey, thank you for the support and to turn in JMTV, Grubmolians!
THE PURITY
Using our new purified symbiotic enhancement for study, very clever, you are lucky it's not contagious in its current form.
JGoofy, Host of JMTV
Hey, that's the guys JBot spend time with, right?
  • JOmnivore: Yes! They have the ones that provided us with the pathogen sample for study, and they have the disease cornered!
  • JGoofy: Hey, thank you for the support and to turn in JMTV, too!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
JMTV has some of the most interesting broadcasts we have seen! Our Media Evaluation Committee highly recommends it, and JMTV is an awesome thing to cheer you up when your new experimental kugelblitz reactor exploded because the cafeteria nivenian thought that it was a dishwasher (I will have my revenge.). Anyway, JMTV is great for cheering you up!
JGoofy, Host of JMTV
Hey, thanks for watching us, Nivenian fans! Cheer up everybody is what we like to do, with reactors exploding or not! Here's some JMusic especially to you!

Vocal Transmission From the Simultaneity Edit

Simultaneity Flag Zushkalk, Ganglion of the Mutualist Apparatus of the Simultaneity Simultaneity Flag
Announcing the presence of the Simultaneity to Most Valued Beyonders. Presently confined within the Dimstar Outbacks of the Mirus Galaxy. Primary accomplishments include omnipresence of synchronet and integration of numerous Cortices- fellowkind, Quenethkind, Bhakuulkind, Zalkyuzkind. Eternal insulation against significant entities has been determined apoptotic. Present transmission intended to rectify this. Main goals are recognition of the Simultaneity as a notable polity and increase of awareness of the Simultaneity regardless of recognition of power.

The Simultaneity is an unmalicious entity. Undesires aggression. Thoughts of all users are respected. Synchronet congruent for increased cohesion. Tangible gain over pure-analogue neurology. However, forcible integration is perpendicular to our goals. Mutualism is the preferred arrangement where our purpose is parallel. Commensalism undesired but acceptable. Malignancy unsound.

Mandated to address your presumptions. Elaboration will occur if demanded.

Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
"The Simultaneity is an unmalicious entity." - Um, you kinda grew to your current size solely through forced integration after wars of which four out of five you instigated. How is that unmalicious? Also, are you one entity or several hundred billion?

Message from Nivenian Empire Edit

Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We are selling stuff! We have lots of food, industrial equipment, and the BRAND NEW DIY ECUMENPOLIS KIT 1.0! Garunteed to work! See here for our prior work! We are experienced, make sense, and can get stuff done FAST!!! Everything is 20% off: LIMITED TIME OFFER BUY NOW OFFER EXPIRES BEGINNING OF 21 NE!!! Payment will be accepted in gold, actinides, or green spice (Note that these are not the same price by kilogram). And have a nice day!
JOnívoro (5) JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello! Nice to see some good offer like this!

We from JCompany always like to trade, and we like your offer! We always like to get the best new stuff and make new friends! I can't wait to taste this new food, and see this equipment and kits of yours working here in our JSector!

We can offer you one of the best green spice around all this gigaquadrant, garanteed! Perfect to make some relaxing, minty JTea like this one in my hand right now!... (...) yeah, JDelicious! Just say the word and we will send you full shipments of our JGoods in our JSpaceships right to your doorstep!

Also, we have lots of other offers of JGoods and JServices available in our JEmporium! Check it out! If you wish, we can also make a permanent JTrade Route and build a custom JTrade Center in your empire, to keep you always up-to-date with our best latest offers at any time! What you say?
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We would love to establish permanent trading relations. As such, A JTrade Center sounds like a wonderful idea! If this works for you, we would like it delivered near the planetary capital of A11 (in the Nivenia System). Once the Embassy/Trade Center has been established, we would like to discuss deals on the Nivenian Empire talk page! Your green spice sounds awesome, and we cannot wait to do business with you! Also, you may be interested in our brand-new Super-Kleeno Atomic washing machine Mk.4, now with 70% less neutron radiation! Consulting services regarding megastructural engineering are also available. We have a lot of experience in that regard.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Great! Thank you for the reply! We sent a convoy of Trader JSpaceships with shipments of JGoods and JStuff for the JTrade Center, as requested!

Our traders on board will take all your offers, from domestic utilities, like the Kleeno Atomic washing machine Mk.4, to megastructural engineering! They will also have their own offers to you, as for example:

  • The favorite vehicle of all JEmpires, the JSpaceship! This handsome multi-use, high-customizable spaceship can be used to everything, since friendly travels in family to interstellar wars! Equipped with powerful JDrivers and the amazing Warp Tech, they can travel to almost anywhere in the First Gigaquadrant! Available in various models and sizes!
  • You prefer something more immobile? We from JCompany are also in the field of engineering! Our JHalls, JHouses, JFactories and JEntertainment buildings has the best benefit–cost ratio of our sector and are built in all of our client empires! Call us to build your cities and nations!
  • We also got the JMegastructures! Dyson JSwarms, JRings, JBubbles, JShells and JWebs! Dyson JMegastructures for all tastes and budgets!
  • The amazing JCure! Feeling sick? Talk to your doctor to recommend you the JCure! Effective against most diseases known in the First Gigaquadrant, including pathogens and radiation!
  • And more! Many more! It will be nice to do business with you!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! Great news that the JTrade Center is headed our way (By the way, what are its dimensions?)! How about this deal: Our large corporations will buy your goods wholesale and sell ours wholesale as well. Then, you can transport them to the JSector. Our market forces will determine what we buy, but green spice imports will go over well. By the way, are the JBuildings pre-fabricated? Our Megastructural Constructuion Corporation has informed us that they inthk JBuildings would make an excellent addition to our 11 ringworlds that are under construction. Further discussions must be made, but it could be the new look that they want.

As much as we would like to take up your offer on JSpaceships, our aquireing FTL technology through external means would not go over well with our neighbors. Unfortunate as it is, for the current deals you will have to do the shipping.

For megastructural advice, please visit the M.C.C.'s megastructure advising and sales office in the Departmental district of Nivenia Prime.
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello! Our JTrade Centers are highly customized buildings, and such size and design are made to adapt the best way possible to our JClients customs and needs! The First Gigaquadrant have very different civilizations and cultures, and JTrade Centers must adapt to them!

In Nivelian Empire case, the empire looks like a good place for heavy trading, and our enginners liked your concept of Habitable Objects and Ecumenopolis, so our plan is to make the Nivelian JTrade Center some sort of "micro-Ecumenopolis" that we are calling JEcumenopolis - and yes, we are using the DIY ECUMENPOLIS KIT 1.0 as base for this!

About our JBuildings: yes, they are pre-fabricated and have standard design based on our JCulture, and so they are a little less customizable in comparation of our JTrade Centers - but customizable nonetheless! I will make sure to have a JBuilding showcase on our new Nivelian JTrade Center!

And don't worry: guaranteed shipping for all deals! The traders I sent will solve all technical details in Nivenia Prime!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! We are glad that we can see eye-to-eye on these matters. How about we section off 500,000 km^2 of A11 for the new JEcumenopolis? We will even throw in a space elevator so that trillions can come to the new trading center for trips!

By the way, just so that you do not make this mistake again, we are the NiveNian Empire, and the Nivelian Rebublic is someone else. No offense taken, this is a common mistake. In any case, we are so happy to have someone new to trade with! May the trading begin!

For large government deals and any further negotiations that might be nessesary, send the Nivenian Empire a message on its talk page.

I hope that we can continue trade relations for as long as our secondary burns!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Hello! The section space and the space elevator are perfect! I will make sure to be present personally for the JEcumenopolis inauguration!

Sorry for my mistake with names, by the way! The new memos will get it fixed!

May the trading begin and prosper!
Nivenian Empire Board of Technology
Hello! A11 now has a JEcumenopolis! Thank you for your attendance, and have a truly wonderful day!
JOmnivore, Tycoon of JCompany
Thank you for everything! The inauguration sure was amazing, all those people! Have a truly wonderful day, too!
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