|Third Ottzello Galactic War is a Historical Event
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Something's Going On
All of the Rogue Boyz got together in Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza. Lately, there was some big occurances in Ottzello...
Jol'kiar - oi man yoo herd da noos?
Fre'kloar - wat man
Jol'kiar - wat yoo neva herd of da HXTs??
Fre'kloar - nop...wait i fink i herd of hxts dey was week
Jol'kiar - dese hxts is way stronga dan early hxts deyz all like deres hundreds of dem an deyz jus all strong
Voa'reak - dats like da boyz...
Jol'kiar - yoo idiot deyz nuffin like da loronz.
Knar'gank - so its an army of wannabes? meh whai shuld we care?
Jol'kiar - COS DEYZ BATTERIN DA KRALGON BOYZ
Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN I WANTED TA DO DAT
Jol'kiar - EXACTLY. ALSO DA FACT DAT IF DEY CAN EVEN MAKE DA KRALGONZ DAMAGED DEN HOW TUFF MUST DEY BE
The Propa Big Rogue Geek spoke up.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Indeed, you would be advised not to underestimate.
Voa'reak - HUR HUR IMMA SMASH DEM FROM DA SKIE
Kal'kuir - DOES DEY HAV TEKK?
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - They don't need any.
Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELL. BUT STILL IF DEY DUNT HAV TEKK DEN I MUS BE BETTA DAN DAT
Fre'kloar - OI BOYZ I GOT AN IDEA
Jol'kiar - WAT?
Fre'kloar - WHAI DUNT WE GO FITE DEM AN FIND OUT??
Knar'gank - its been a while sinc i last stabbed a dumbo. ma shanka feels lonely wivout a bak ta stab
Fre'kloar - DEN LETS GO
Propa Big Rogue Geek - You idiots...
Kal'kuir - YA MOM
Fre'kloar - LETS GO
The ship went towards the nearest planet being attacked by the HXTs.
Jol'kiar - oi man dats Zaarkhun Consortium
Fre'kloar - wat
Jol'kiar - basically nao zaarkhuns ded da consorshum neva does nuffin... oh wait yoo dunno who zaarkhuns lot is????
Fre'kloar - da chikz told me aboot dis zaarkhun dood but meh
Jol'kiar - hur. anywayz it dunt matta deyz dyin to da hxts eesy. LETS DO DIS AGEN MAN. JUS LIKE OLD TIMES ENNIT?
Fre'kloar - YEH
They all landed on the planet, and as usual, Knar'gank sneaked off, while Voa'reak's jetpak boyz landed among the HXT Swarm, and began to chop them up. Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar followed them behind, while other Loron bosses led their forces of Boyz to attack the HXT Swarm.
Voa'reak - MAN DEY KEEP COMIN
Several larger HXTs came roaring, but Knar'gank and his boyz took half of them out with stealth.
Kal'kuir - HUR HUR DESE DUM BUGS GONNA GET TOASTED MAN
Kal'kuir fired his Flamethrowa at the HXTs.
Fre'kloar - SIK MAN MAEK ME A FLAMETHROWA SOM TIME
Kal'kuir - YEH SURE NOW LETS KEEP KILLIN I LIKE DA SOUND DEY MAKE WHEN DEY DAI HUR HUR HUR
Voa'reak landed on top of a larger HXT, stabbed it in the eye and cutopen its brain. It fell on top of all the smaller HXTs.
Jol'kiar - man... dis is borin... DEY KEEP COMIN
Kal'kuir - OI WHERES DEY COMIN FROM? MEHBEH WE CAN KILL WATS MAKIN DEM
Propa Big Rogue Geek (on radio) - They seem to be coming from that HXT Omnibreeder.
Fre'kloar - DA WAT???
Propa Big Rogue Geek - That... long tube thingy that HXTs come out of is giving birth to HXTs!
Kal'kuir - OH I SEE IT
Voa'reak - SIK DIS IS A JOB FER ME
Voa'reak flew over the HXT force to try and cut it open... but it had already been blown up by Knar'gank by the time he reached it.
Voa'reak - LOSA YA NINJAD ME
Knar'gank - SHUT UP MAN DERES PLENTY MORE
Voa'reak flew around and dropped bombs on the Omnibreeders.
Jol'kiar - deyz beginnin ta run out
Kal'kuir - DERES STILL PLENTY TA SMASH
Kal'kuir electricuted several HXTs nearby.
Fre'kloar - OI MAN SOM OF DA BOYZ IS GETTIN TIRED AN DYIN. WE LOST LIKE HALF DA ARMY
Jol'kiar - DA HELL? DOES DAT MEEN WE IS...LOOSIN?
Fre'kloar - WE IS MAN
Jol'kiar - OH MA DAYZ BAK IN MA DAYZ LORON NEVA LOST
Knar'gank ran back to the others.
Knar'gank - dere was too many ta sneek... anyway yanno wat we need?
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN
Knar'gank - a good booma
Jol'kia - dats troo... we killed da best loron booma eva. we so dum
Voa'reak - HUR IT WUS KNAR'GANKS FAULT YA SEE HOW DUM SNEEKAS IS
Knar'gank - meh. anywayz we got boomas but dey havent got a good boom boss.
Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wait a second...
Up in space, the Propa Big Rogue Krooza killed the HXT Spaceflyer.
Propa Big Rogue Geek - There, now there'll be no more Omnibreeders coming.
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN DE WERE COMIN FROM SPESS? HOWS WE SUPPOSED TA KILL DEM DERE DATS SO DUM
Jol'kiar - WAT DID I ALWAYS TEECH YOO MAN DA SPESS DOESNT MATTA JUS KILL WATS IN FRONT OF YOO
Fre'kloar - soz man still deses hxtpeepz so dum
Jol'kiar - doesnt matta we all fink so
Eventually, after a few more hours of fighting, the HXTs were gone, but there was only 20% of the Rogue Boyz forces that had attacked the planet.
Voa'reak - wat da hell way too many boyz died in dis
Fre'kloar - yeh man sumfins up dese hxtdoods is too powaful
Kal'kuir - it wuld be easia if deres wusnt SO MANY OF DEM
Mehbeh We Shood Moov Man
Jol'kiar - i kno dis is gonna sound wimpy, but...
Knar'gank - wat?
Jol'kiar - perhaps ottzello ent safe man perhaps we shood let da kralgies an tyradoods batle eech ova an den com bak ta smash watevas left
Fre'kloar - ya meen...we leev ottzello?
Jol'kiar - yeh man
The warbosses all got skeptical.
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN DATS DUM AN WIMPY I LIKE OTTZELLO
Jol'kiar - DATS NOT WIMPY. IN MY DAY WE WASNT STOOPID MAN WE KNEW DA DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JUS LEEVIN FOR A BIT AN BEIN A WIMP
Voa'reak - mehbeh jol'kiars rite man afta da kralgies an da nites kill eahc otha its gonna be a piece of pizza ta com bak
Knar'gank - i agree wiv jol man hes da oldest he knos da best
Fre'kloar - hur... fine man
Kal'kuir - IF WE IS LEEVIN DEN WHERE IS WE GOIN?
Jol'kiar scratched his head.
Jol'kiar - ...i didnt plan dat far ahed. lets ask da geek
They all got back on board the Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Propa Big Rogue Geek - So, you've come to your senses, eh?
Fre'kloar - YEH I SUPPOS YOO KNO WAT DA DO?
Propa Big Rogue Geek - I do know that other Loron had stolen inter-galactic travel, and have spread all over the First Gigaquadrant. But we don't have any intergalactic travel technology to steal.
Kal'kuir - SO WE CANT LEEV?
Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well, the United Nations of Ottzello have come back....
Voa'reak - da hell? I fort dese peepz died bak in da second war
Propa Big Rogue Geek - No, they just ran.
Fre'kloar folded his arms.
Fre'kloar - IF YOR EXPECTIN ME TA WORK WIV DEM... oh wait dey hate da propa big empire
Jol'kiar - so we ask dem fer help? hur i dunt like askin fer help dats so unloronly. bak in my day...
Propa Big Rogue Geek - Or you could blackmail them to help.
Knar'gank - dats a load betta
Propa Big Rogue Geek - With the situation they're in, havng you come along is the LAST thing they'll need... so they'll be begging to give away their intergalactic travel engine.
Fre'kloar - fine den lets do dis
The desperate Ottzelloans
Up in the United Nations refuge...
Valzo - I'm picking up a message, patching it through...
Fre'kloar came up on the UNO screen.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ GALOT DUMBO
Valzo - Oh really, piss off, we've got way to much on our plates...
Fre'kloar - OI YOO SHUT UP AN LISTEN TA ME
Valzo - What??
Fre'kloar - ME AN MA BOYZ WANT YOR INTAGALACTIC TRAVEL FINGIES AN YOO BETTA GIV DEM TO US OR DA KRALGIES AN DA NITES WONT BE DA ONES TA KILL YOO
Technobian President - Why exactly should we help you?
Suddenly, the President's throat was slit.
Knar'gank - COS DIS WILL HAPPE NTO YA
Fre'kloar - YA SEE WE IS WAY AHEAD OF YA SO YA BETTA HELP US
The United Nations felt intimidated.
Yogtam - I should fight you all... but we're in no position to.
Valzo - Yeah, we have to get a new Tchnobian leader. Although, Feldosia's showing promise.
Dakster - Oh well, we'll give you our last intergalactic travel engine. But however, can you help us in return?
Fre'kloar - IF WE FEEL LIKE IT. WAT DO YA WANT
Dakster - Go fight on a Kralgon world for us. If you can destroy it, it'll be easier for us to survive without fear of oppression from there. You can also probably get a bit more technology to help our intergalactic travel engine run more smoothly.
Fre'kloar - yeh i do like smoot drivin...FINE ILL DO IT
Dakster - Then there's nothing else to discuss.
Knar'gank stole a UNO fighter and returned to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza, which set off for the next world.
The Kralgon World
On the Kralgon world that they were instructed to attack, there was mass production of vehicles to attack the United Nations of Ottzello. But the Loron had prepared their own vehicles...
Fre'kloar - OI MAN WHERS KAL'KUIR
Kal'kuir - IM HEER MAN WAT
Fre'kloar - DID YOO MAKE A VEHICLE IN DA END?
Kal'kuir - YEH
Fre'kloar - LETS SEE IT
Voa'reak - WAT YA TALKIN ABOOT MAN WATS DIS VEHICLE
Kal'kuir - YOO IDIOT YOO HELPED ME OUT ON IT
Voa'reak - I DID? HUR I CANT REMEMBA I HIT MA HED ON A TREE YESTADAY WHILE FLYIN
Kal'kuir - ANYWAY, I PRESENT TO YOO DA SPEEDA
Fre'kloar - SIK MAN WE GET TA KILL DA KRALGIE BOYZ WIV IT
Kal'kuir - ITS GOT TWO MACHINE GUNZ AT DA FRONT AN HAS DA SAME BOOSTAS VOA'S JETPAKS DO ON DA BAK FOR PROPA SIK SPEED
Voa'reak - HUR MA JETPAKS STILL BETTA
Kal'kuir - YEH IT IS. LUCKILY WE MANAGED TA STOP DA SPEEDA FROM SPEEDIN BY ACCIDENT
Fre'kloar - DATS SIK
Jol'kiar - DIS COOD BE JUS WAT WE NEED MAN YANNO DA OLD STORIES SAY DAT DA BOYZ FOUND DA KRALGIES AS DA HARDEST TA KILL
Voa'reak - HUR DA KRALGIIE BOYZS WIMPS DEY JUST GOT MACHINES TA FITE FER DEM
Jol'kiar - DATS EXACTLY WHAI DEYZ PROPA HARD TA KILL
Fre'kloar - SO MAN LETS GET DIS OVA WIV I DUNT WANNA WASTE TIME DA NITES MITE COME AFTA US
Jol'kiar - DEY WONT MAN DEYRE BUSY IN OTTZELLO
Knar'gank - oi. we betta go already befor da kralgies find us.
Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza orbited the planet, and...
Kal'kuir - ...oh crap
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN
Kal'kuir - I DIDNT FINK BOUT DA SPACESHIPS MAN COS SPACESHIPS BORIN
Fre'kloar - YOR SO SMART SUMTIMES MAN BUT AT DA SAME TIME YOR SOOOOO DUM
Kal'kuir - I MEEN DA KRALGIES HAV DA PROPA SIK SPACESHIP STOOF
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Yeah, I figured you wouldn't be thinking about the space ships, so I've done that for you. The Capital-Ship-509 was constructed by me, Da Chikz and a few Mekkas. We've tested the prototype already, on the defenses; if we hadn't, the defences wouldn't be so quick to notice to you. Anyway, it's a pretty large ship - 1km long - and contains some pretty awesome weaponry. The Norol kenw how to colour it like a loron ship, too.
Voa'reak - HOW LONG TILL WE SMASH DEM MAN I M BORED HEER
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - For now, just watch the fireworks.
Several Captial-Ship-508s attacked the Kralgon ships in spaec, and while many were destroyed, they eventually destroyed the Kralgon world's orbital defenses.
Kal'kuir - dats sik now LETS GO MAN
Frekloar - OI BY DA WAY DATS A LAME NAME MAN IMMA NAE IT DA SIK FLAGSHIP
The Loron landed, but for the first time, the Propa Big Rogur Krooza wasn't the only ship deploying Boyz. The ships also deployed speedas.
Kal'kuir - wait a sec
Voa'reak - WAT NOW MAN OH MA DAYZ
Kal'kuir - shut up man im only doin dis for yoo voa an yoo knar'gank
The speedas activated their boostas, and charged riht into several Kralgon pods, blowing them up.
Kal'kuir - nao dey wont shoot yoo down wen ya flyin
Voa'reak - oh i c man yor sik now imma batta dem
Voa'reak and hos jetpak boyz flew into the Kralgon and attacked themm.
Kralgon - Death from the skies! Why aren't our Defence Pods attacking them?
Kralgon AI - Defence pods neuralized. Death summary - there were too many of them.
Kralgon - Irritating, with their numbers and speed they can take down our pods. Are there enough defences?
Kralgon AI - There won't be soon.
Kralgon - Grrr. Ahhh! Flying Loron!
Voa'reak - imma teech ya geekz a lesson. by KILLIN YAS
Voa'reak landed, and chopped the Kralgon in half. Meanwhile, Knar'gank disabled the electricity of the planet, meanin the Kralgon were now all dinner.
Fre'kloar - lets tell uno ennit?
Jol'kiar - yeh
They all returned to the ships, and then contacted UNO.
Valzo - Ah, excellent! We'll send you one now.
The Loron waited for a fewhours, and got bored.
Knar'gank - killin dat Tekknonobian president dood wus funny can I kill da Galot one too?
Fre'kloar - shut up man yor dum
Knar'gank - ya mom
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Oh good, it's insserted. Now,w e head off to Milky Way?
Fre'kloar - yeh
Fa Propa Big Rogue Geek - Ok, Milky Way it is.
The ship charged up, but...
Fre'kloar - wait man
Voa'reak - DA HELL MAN TODAYS "INTERRUPT DAY" OR SUMFING?
Fre'kloar - no man... i jus realised. Milky Way? dats da same place as da
The ship headed off into subspace.
Fre'kloar - D C PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Jol'kiar - HUR I GOT TA KILL DA GRIMBIES ONC DEY TASTE PRETTY GUUD
Fre'kloar - WOA MAN DIS IS PROPA WEIRD
They shook a lot, bu eventually ended inside a new area of space.
Fre'kloar - lets jus land man an take ova dese planets
Propa Big Rogue Geek - You land, drop everyone off, and i'll send the Propa Big Rogue Krooza to go back and pick everyone up. Hopefully, the new installation will work and we will be able to attach those Sik Flagships to the side of it, to travel intergalactically.
Fre'kloar - fine
Propa Big Rogue Geek - Funny how you never listen to me...
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I DID WE GO DERE AN GET DA PLANETS ALN YOO DO YOR GEEKY STOOF AN ALL DAT
Propa Big Rogue Geek - Sure you did..
After a few days, the Loron had more clonies in the Milky Way, than they'd ever had at Ottzello.
The Black Fog
Jol'kiar - MAN DESE PLANETS IS WAY MOAR COMFY MAN WE ALREDY GOT ONLY LIKE 30,000 AN EECH ONE IS SIKKA DAN IN OTTZELLO
Fre'kloar - YEH MAN I WUS WRONG I LIKE DIS NOO GALACSI Jol'kiar - YEH ME TOO... OI WATS DAT>??
A massive dark nebula advanced into Rogue Loron territory, consuming everything in it's way.
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELLS DAT
Kal'kuir - OI GEEK WATS DAT I HAV NEVA SEEN ANYFIN LIKE DAT
Propa Big Rogue Geek - Actually, nor have I... nor is there any records of it ever happening since... 10 billion years?
Jol'kiar - DA HELL? DATS LIKE...ERH...one...too...tree...OVA A DOZEN YEARS MAN
Fre'kloar - ...yor ment ta be old an cleva... dumbo. ITS OBVIOUSLY 40 YEERS
There was an evil laughter heard, and a huge dark figure stepped out.
Voa'reak - OI WATS DAT
Propa Big Rogue Geek - He's called... Oh yes, there is some recent records - Shu'rimrodir.
Figure - I am not the master. You may call me Shu'ytrogarva. And you have trepassed our territory.
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN YOR A FALSE XHODDIE SOS YA MOM
Jol'kiar - GET LOST MAN STOP ACTIN ALL TUFF
Shu'ytrogarva extended his tentacles, grabbing all the warbosses by the necks. They all screamed in fear.
Shu'ytrogarva - You taunt me.
While choking them to death, another figure appeared behind them. It was Kolossus.
Kolossus - If I may, lord, I'd say you should leave them be.
Shu'ytrogarva glared at Kolossus.
Shu'ytrogarva - Specify reason. You already have your own Loron.
Kolossus - At this point in time, yes. But for the future, I want them alive.
Shu'ytrogarva - ...Very well.
Shu'ytrogarva let go of the warbosses.
Kolossus - I am letting you live, Fre'kloar, on one condition...
Fre'kloar - DA HELL FREEK GET AWAY FROM ME
Kolossus - Want to die? Or shall I tell you what that condition is?
Fre'kloar - FINE SOZ
Kolossus - It is; you didn't see anything. Ok?
Fre'kloar - YEH YEH WATEVA
Kolossus and Shu'ytrogarva left, but the Loron's memory was wiped.
Kal'kuir - wah man i forgot wat we wus talkin aboot
Jol'kiar - idno man. OI MAN WATS DAT OVA DERE???
Voa'reak - WAT MAN
They looked far away, and saw something coming. It looked like Loron, but it wasn't quite... Meanwhile, at the source...
Shu'ytrogarva - You interrupted me.
Kolossus - I'll unleash a few Loron'Kikra on them. It should at least get them ready for what's coming, anyway.
Shu'rimrodir - Hm. Very well. Proceed to attack Dracogonarious territory.
They were gone, and the Loron'Kikra came out of the portal. Back with Fre'kloar's gang...
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN WHOS DAT
Knar'gank - looks like a boi but wiv spikes man
Kal'kuir - its sneeky boyz man dur
Jol'kiar - no yoo idiot sneeky boyz ent grey
The Loron'Kikra got to the top of the hill, and stopped.
Loron'Kikra - OI YOO DUMBOS. MOOV OUT DA WAY.
Knar'gank - wat da hell man dat bois all mootant look at his hands an feet an wat da hell a tird eye
Loron'Kikra - STEP ASIDE MAN. I IS DA BOSS FRE'KLOAR (ya may also call me Ref'kolar) NO ONE MESSES WIV ME
Fre'kloar was confused.
Fre'kloar - WAT YOO ON ABOOT MOOTANT BOI I IS FRE'KLOAR
Ref'kolar - NO YOO ENT DUMBO DATS MY NAME
Voa'reak - OH MA DAYZ A COPYCAT MAN HOW DUMS DAT
Another Loron'Kikra, Dark Jol'kiar, stepped forward.
Dark Fre'kloar - HEERS MA MENTOR MAN HES PROPA SIK HES GONNA BATTA YOR MENTOR wait wat da hell? YOR MENTOR LOOKS DA SAEM OMD MAN YOO HAV NO ORIGINALITY MAN YOO COPY EVRYFIN FROM ME
Jol'kiar - BAK IN MA DAYZ WE USED TA RESPECT OUR ELDAS NO ONE WULD COPYCAT AN OLDA LORON MAN YOO GOT NO RESPECT YOR SO DUM
Fre'kloar - YOR DA ONE COPYIN DUMBO GO TA HELL
Dark Jol'kiar - AN BAK IN MY DAY WE USED TA RESPECT OUR ELDAS NO ONE WULD COPYCAT AN OLDA LORON MAN YOO GOT NO RESPECT YOR SO DUM. WAT DA HELL MAN YOO COPIED ME?????
Ref'kolar - imma proov whos da copycat. OI BOYZ WHOS DA REEL FRE'KLOAR????
All the Loron'Kikra shouted "YOO IS!!!!"
Ref'kolar - EXACTLY. SO GO TA HELL
Fre'kloar - OH YEH? SO BOYZ WHOS DA REEL FRE'KLOAR HEER?
All the normal Loron shouted "YOO IS!!!"
Ref'kolar - WELL DUH YOR COPYCAT FRENDZ WOOD ALL BELEEV WAT YOO SAY
The Loron shouted amongst themselves at each other's "wannabes".
Kal'kuir - DATS IT MAN IM FED UP I WANNA BLOW YAS UP
Kal'kuir fired his Big Blastas at Ref'kolar.
Ref'kolar - WAT DA HELL MAN DAT HURTS
Kal'kuir - dat wood probs hurt da reel fre'kloar moar...
Fre'kloar - WHOS SIDE YOO ON LOSA?
Voa'reak - OI OI. SHUT UP YOO LOT. ITS GANGBANG TIME MAN!!!
Voa'reak and his jetpak boyz jumped on the Loron'Kikra.
Jol'kiar - YEH MAN. KILL DESE GITZ BOYZ
Loron vs Loron'Kikra
The normal Loron all charged at the Loron'Kikra.
Ref'kolar - WAT DA HELL MAN YOO USE JETPAK BOYZ?????
Fre'kloar - YEH DEYZ SIK UNLIKE YOO COPYCAT DUMBO
Ref'kolar - NO ONE IN ZR'AHGLOTHS EMPIYA HAS DEM oh wait omd YOO REBELLED FROM ZR'AHGLOTH?????
Fre'kloar - YEH MAN HES A LOSA
Ref'kolar - OMD YOR SO DUM FOR DAT IM GLAD IM NOT YOO
Fre'kloar - YOR DUM FER FOLLOWIN DAT DUMBO
Ref'kolar - I WANNA SMASH YOO TA PIECES
Fre'kloar - IMMA DO DAT TO YA MOM
Dark Fre'kloar was about to attack Fre'kloar, but was stabbed from behind by Knar'gank, then kicked in the face by Fre'kloar. The charging of Fre'kloar's Loron then crushed Dark Fre'kloar.
Voa'reak - WAT DA HELL MAN DESE BOYZ BIGGA AN HARDA TA KILL DAN OURS
Fre'kloar - ITS OK MAN DEYR DUM BOSS DED
Voa'reak - DA HELL I NEVA NOTICED
Loron'Kikra - WAT WE NEVA NOTICED NEEVA. OI JOL'KIAR YOR DA BOSS
Jol'kiar - hur I get dese wannabes to command
Dark Jol'kiar - IDIOT DEYZ TALKIN BOUT ME DA REEL JOL'KIAR
Knar'gank - hur not agen
Knar'gank backstabbed Dark Jol'kiar.
Dark Jol'kiar - oh crap
Dark Jol'kiar fell over. Before Jol'kiar got to attack, Kal'kuir electricuted him, and Voa'reak flew up, and landed on him, tearing him in half.
Loron'Kikra - CRAP MAN WE HAS NO BOSS CAN YOO BE OUR BOSSES?
Fre'kloar - YEH YOO COPYCAT BOYZS ACTUALLY TUFF SO YEH JOIN MA EMPIYA
Loron'Kirka - SAFE
All of them got back into Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wait, who's your friends? Who are these.. grey Loron? Besides people stronger than you? This isn't a passenger ship, you know.
Fre'kloar - DEYZ MA NOO BOYZ SO SHUT YA TRAP
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - I'm a computer, I have no trap to shut.
Kal'kuir - SHUSH IT MAN OR IMMA UNSCREW YOO AGEN
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wow. So funny. Oh well, they can stay, just don't make a mess.
Voa'reak - OI PEEPZ I GOT SUMFIN TA SHOW YAS
Jol'kiar - SO DO I. WAT IS IT?
Voa'reak - I FOUND DIS SIK LOOKIN BUG INSIDE DA COPYCAT JOL'KIARS HED YA SEE HE LOOKS PROPA FUNNY
Voa'reak showed a jar with a Shu'olerthae inside.
Jol'kiar - WATS DAT BUG FINGY Voa'reak - DUNNO MAN BUT I WANNA KEET IT IMMA CALL IT SKULLDOOD HUR HUR HUR Jol'kiar - I HAD SOMFIN ELSE Knar'gank - wat?
Jol'kiar put a new cd into the disc drive.
Fre'kloar - wats dat?
Jol'kiar - its Zr'Ahgloths noo song man
Fre'kloar - WHY WULD I WANT TA HEER DAT
Zr'Ahgloth on radio - Yoo so dum man yor a cleer wannabe, hur dood ya reeli kno dat yor neva gonna be, no one likes you im da best so SHUT, SHUT, SHUT DA HELL UP!!!!!!!!!
Jol'kiar - LISSEN TO DA WORDS YA DUMBO
Kal'kuir - da hell? sum otha lorons copyin Zr'Ahgloth too?
Zr'Ahgloth on the tape - yeh cos yooz all grey man i is blu// dat mus meen im sikka dan yoo// greys ma leest fave color nao// yoo gotta go som place ova nao// SHUT UP DJ IM USIN POETIC LICENSE - wait dis is still recordin? oh wait anyway//YA MOMS DUM//SO HEERS DA HOOK: Yoo so dum man yor a cleer wannabe, hur dood ya reeli kno dat yor neva gonna be, no one likes you im da best so SHUT, SHUT, SHUT DA HELL UP!!!!!!!!!
Voa'reak - wait...we had da grey Fre'kloar an da grey Jol'kiar...so deres a grey Zr'Ahgloth too?
Fre'kloar - it appeers like it. wat else does he say?
Zr'Ahgloth on the tape - man yor not even on ma level// imma get ma homeboyz make yoo look like a pebble// but wait deyz got dere own wannabes ta deel wiv// losas ya know wez al got knives ta keel wiv// an i kno da nex person imma go kill// yoo bich yoo mus realise im for reel
Jol'kiar paused the song.
Jol'kiar - DIS IS REEL NOOS MAN
Fre'kloar - YEH ZR'AHGLOTHS RAPPIN GOOD
Jol'kiar - DUMBO LISSEN TO DA WORDS
Fre'kloar - YOO KNO I NEVA LISSEN TO WORDS IN RAP SONGS MAN JUS DA DRUM BEET AN DA SYLLABLES WORDS IS BORIN
Knar'gank - hur. dumbo. yor not payin attenshion to da important parts Zr'Ahgloth on tape - SHUT DA HELL UP// SHUT DA HELL UP, yo wat? SHUT DA HELL UP/, YEH THIKO// SHUT DA HELL UP// RITE IMMA GET PROPA MAD WIV DIS VERSE
Jol'kiar - FRE'KLOAR YA BETTA LISSEN GOOD
Zr'Ahgloth on tape - yooz probs not lissenin to da word of dis trak// but doods ya must at leest kno its a diss trak// an listen careful man, lissen good// cos dis is da important bit dissin his hood
Knar'gank - ya heer dat FRE'KLOAR LISSEN MAN
Fre'kloar - I IS MAN SHUT UP
Zr'Ahgloth on tape - EVRY SINGLE BLU LORON DERE IS// YOO COPIED SO FUCK YOO FOR DAT BITCH// YA WANNABE ME SO BAD DAT WAT YA DID//YA EVEN COPIED DA REBEL LORON GROOPS YA PRIK
Jol'kiar - dis is da bit was on about
Zr'Ahgloth on tape - DESE BOYZ ACT LIKE OUR BOYZ BUT YUNGER//LIKE DA TIME BEFOR DEY MET DA DCP DUMBOS//I MEEN WAT DA HELL IS DA PLAYIN AT// DIS WANNABE MAN IS JUS SO CRAP// OH AN GUESS WAT YANNO WAT ELSE HE DID RONG// HE FORGOT TA COUNT DA BARS WEN RAPPIN HIS SONG// DERES 4 BEETS IN A BAR NOT 3 YA PLONK// I NO I DIDNT KNO DAT TILL RECENLY//BUT HE COOD AT LEEST TRY RAP DECENTLY// urm dj idno wat ta say nex gimme som ideas? ok imma repeet da hook how did it go agen? sumfin like SHUT DA HELL UP an all dat... fuk it man. dis wannabes stoopid. dats all i need ta say. end da recordin. AN IF YOO BOYZ DUNT LIKE IT IMMA MAEK YA FORM A LINE BEHIND ME AN KISS MY ASS. WAT DA HELL DJ ITS STILL ON??? TURN IT OFF IDIOT
The rap was over.
Fre'kloar - sure sounds like Zr'Ahgloth...
Jol'kiar - AR. YOO. STOOPID?????
Knar'gank - so deres a grey Zr'Ahgloth huh. I wonda if I can bakstab him
Jol'kiar - nah let dem fite man i dunt care bout him
The Shu'olerhtae into the jar passed through it and entered a Norol's body.
Voa'reak - OI DAT STOOPID CHIKS STEELIN MA PET MAN
The Norol struggled, trying to fight it off. She started to get larger and her colour changed to grey.
Voa'reak - da hell?
Fre'kloar - omd man YOO IDIOT PLAYIN ZR'AHGLOTH SONGS DOES BAD FINGS TA YA
The Norol looked at her new graspers and then punched Voa'reak, making him fly across the room.
Norol - Oh my!
Voa'reak - OH MA DAYZ SUPA TUFF CHIK
Fre'kloar - STOP DIS MAN
A random Loron'Kikra approached.
Loron'Kikra - dat chik looks cute man I wanna eet pizza wiv ya
Jol'kiar - WAT MAN BAK IN MA DAYZ ONLY DA KILLA LORONZ LIKED CHIKZ DA HELLS GOIN ON
Fre'kloar - DATS DA LAST TIME IM PUTTIN ON A ZR'AHGLOTH SONG
The Loron'Kikra and the newly possessed Norol'Kikra left happily.
Kal'kuir - dat wus da freekiest fing eva
Knar'gank - trus me man
Voa'reak - hur I need sum pizza ta forget i just got beeten up by a chik
Jol'kiar - oi man lets not forget da diss trak. yoo finkin wat im finkin???
Kal'kuir - wat man
Jol'kiar - if deres even copycats of da rebel loron empiyas... we can get zalk'don bak
Knar'gank - dats a smart plan man
Jol'kiar - yoo losas man ya neva lissen to da words
Knar'gank - i do man shut up
Jol'kiar - OH RELLY???
Jol'kiar put on a Knar'gank mixtape.
Kna'gank on tape - WJHAFAFBhgaFHFAJLGFHAFLAVFGAVFAAVKFAVKFAKFVA
Jol'kiar - DEYZ NOT EVEN REEL WORDS MAN YOO JUS SAY DEM AN HOPE PEEPZ WONT NOTICE
Knan'gark - shut up man dats not me dats...not me
Jol'kiar - yor thik man
Fre'kloar - LETS FIND DA ZALK'DON WANNABE YEH?
Kal'kuir - YEH MAN
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - You realy think it's easy, don't you?
Fre'kloar - HOW HARD CAN IT BE MAN
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Let's put you in this cmputer and make you work out where everything is. Lucky us, we can just ask a Loron'Kikra.
The same Loron'Kikra with the Norol'Kikra walked around.
Loron'Kikra - meh shes lame imma dump her
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN IT CANT BE DAT HARD TA GET ZALK'DON
Loron'Kikra - ZALK'DON??? HES OVA IN DAT PLACE FING YEH IN DA OLD PLANET NEX TO DA DCP TERRITORY TRYNA WORK OUT HOW TA BUILD BIGGA BOMZ TA BLOW DA DCP DOODS UP Jol'kiar - LETS GO DEN
Loron'Kikra - SURE
The ship set course for this location. It was just like old times...
The Loron were orbiting the planet the Loron'Kikra boom boyz were on.
Fre'kloar - hur man dis brings bak memories jus lookin at da planets suface
Knar'gank - I rememba bakstabin Zalk'don. felt guud man
Fre'kloar - dunt do dat dis time idiot
Knar'gank - ya moms an idiot
Fre'kloar - anywayz, whers kal'kuir
Kal'kuir - im heer man wat now
Fre'kloar - did yoo maek anuva vehicle like i asked yoo?
Kal'kuir - yeh
As it dobuted Kal'kuir, the Propa Big Rogue Geek cut in-
Propa Big Rogue Geek - There's the Killa-class ship, which we're not going to need. Also, Kal'kuir's developed a vehicle that can be usd for troop transport.
Kal'kuir - Da Troop Moova. jus look at it man it can hold up ta 20 boyz an its propa big
Jol'kiar shook his head.
Jol'kiar - bak in ma dayz we rode monstas like badmanz
Kal'kuir - monstas is in da old timez man keep up wiv da cool stoof
Jol'kiar - DA OLD STOOF IS MUCH COOLA
Kal'kuir - OH YEH? CAN DA OLD STOOF ELECTRICUTE PEEPZ AN GET PEEPZ ALL SCARED? MEFINKS NOT
Jol'kiar - HUR ILL SHOW YAS WATS SCARY
Jol'kiar grabbed Kal'kuir and threw him across the room.
Fre'kloar - DUNT MAN WIVOUT DIS GUY WE AINT GONNA HAV DA TEKK STOOF
Jol'kiar - HUR. FINE.
Fre'kloar - yanno wat... lets use dis fing lata.
Kal'kuir - WHAI MAN
Fre'kloar - we didnt hav dat wen we fort da old Zalk'don did we? show me it lata an show me da killa lata wen wez fitin someone propa.
Kal'kuir - ok. LETS GO?
Voa'reak - YEH MAN I WANNA SMASH PEEPZ
Fre'kloar, Jol'kiar, Voa'reak and Kal'kuir landed on the world, with their boyz.
Kal'kuir - dese boom boyz gonna be tuff
Voa'reak - hur we will batta dem. oi wheres knar'gank man?
Fre'kloar - hur i sent him on a wild goose chase cos last time he killed zalk'don an i wanna stop him from doin dat agen
Voa'reak - oh alrite. so man lets go
Fre'kloar - lets go den
They all walked towards the boom city.
Fre'kloar - oh ma dayz man look at dat
Jol'kiar - da hell it looks... demonic man
Kal'kuir - besides from dat it jus looks EXACTLY DA SAME FING
Fre'kloar - yeh man its pretty similar cept dis one has sum kind of darka feelin
Voa'reak - losas tryna scare us. OI SNEEKAS YANNO WAT TA DO
Sneeka - yeh man
The sneekas went to the boom huts, but some patrols were approaching.
Boom Boy - OI MAN SHUT UP I NEED SUM AMMO
But it wasn't going to happen the same time as before. The second Boom Boy on patrol turned around, forcing the sneeka to have to hide.
Boom Boy 2 - OI. OI! SHUT UP MAN...MA SKULLDOODS TEELIN ME SUMFING. I FINK WE HAV INTRUDAS
Sneeka to himself - crap man da tactics dunt work dis time
Panicing, the sneeka simply set the charge, ran away and blew it up. The whole camp rushed to its defences.
Boom Boy - OH MA DAYZ MAN YOO WUS RITE GOOD FING WE HAV DESE SIK SKULLDOODS HUR HUR HUR
Boom Boyz started to appear.
Voa'reak - JUS LIKE OLD TIMES MAN
Voa'reak landed in the middle... but suddenly fell to the floor in mid-flight.
Voa'reak - WAT DA HELL
Kal'kuir's mekkas and tekkas arrived, electricuting the Dark Boom Boyz, but it wasn't as eas as last time.
Boom Boy - HUR LOOK AT DAT DOOD HE LOOKS LIKE A TOY HUR HUR HUR
Zalk'don arrived from atop his fortress.
Zalk'don - YOOS GONNA GET-
He turned around, and through Knar'gank off the fortress to down below.
Zalk'don - BLOWN UP
Fre'kloar facepalmed at Knar'gank.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ YOO IDIOT I TOLD YA NOT TA TRY DAT
Knar'gank - I COODENT RESIST YA LOSA
Meanwhile, Zalk'don fired a huge enormous storm of missiles down, nearly killing Jol'kiar.
Jol'kiar - AAAAGGH FER DA LOV OF ROZ'TAH'FLOK MAN GET ME OUTTA HEER
The sneekas, who had nothing else usefl to do now, sneaked Jol'kiar off the battlefield. Meanwhile, Zalk'don attahed two of his missiles to his back, and used them as a makeshift jetpack.
Voa'reak - OH MA DAYZ YA COPYCAT DUMBO
Voa'reak tried to fly and fight him, but was knocked down, not by energy, but by a single missile of Zalk'don's. Zalk'don flew around, dropping bombs wherever he went. Nearly all of Fre'kloar's soldiers were dead.
Fre'kloar - MAN IM GLAD I DIDNT HAV TA FACE HIM DA FIRST TIME I MEEN LOOK AT HIM
Kal'kuir - DATS IT MAN IMMA FIRE DA SIKKEST GUN EVA ON HIM MAN
While Kal'kuir charged it, Zalk'don engaged Fre'kloar in combat.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ YOR A LOT TUFFA DAN I FOUT YOO WAS
With every punch, a small missile came off Zalk'don's arm, and the same with every kick. He was unstoppable. He ran around, simply firing missiles in the air, with such a wide blast area that Fre'kloar couldn't dodge any.
Fre'kloar - AAAAGH KAL'KUIR HURRY UP WIV DA GUN MAN
Zalk'don - GUN?? YOR GUNZ IS FER WIMPZ MAN IMMA SHOW YOO REEL GUNZ
Zalk'don got two rockets on his back and flew in the air again....
Kal'kuir - ALRITE MAN NOW YOR GOIN DOWN
Kal'kuir aimed and fired his sikkest gun at Zalk'don.
Zalk'don - ...HUR YA MISSED IDIOT
Kal'kuir - DIS SUKS MAN SO MUCH EFFORT TA NUFFIN
Fre'kloar - DIS IS TAKIN DA MIC MAN HES GOT ALL DESE WEPONZ AN DA ONES ON HIS HANDS AN STOOF YEH I DIDNT SEE HE HAD DEM TILL HE PUT DEM ON AN I SWEER DEM MISSILES IS TOO SIK TA BE LORON MISSILES
Kal'kuir - DEYZ ANTIMATTA MISSILES. SPEEKIN OF ANTIMATTA... no i cant use an antimatta gun. OH WELL IMA FIRE DA SIKKEST GUN AGEN
Kalk'kuir, with an already chagred weaon, aimed the gun, which blew up on him.
Kal'kuir - i noo i shood of tested it...
Taking advantage of the distraction, Voa'reak flew again and tackled Zalk'don from behind, slamming him against the ground.
Zalk'don - oi DONT HIT DAT FING DATS DA-
Voa'reak was blown off in an explosion, and Zalk'don nearly dead.
Zalk'don - fuel... tank... man im luky da skulldood saved me
Knar'gank - hur. we win. betta remoov all dese bombz frum him
Zalk'don - i dunt even kno how ta make antimatta man dem maronixdiz fingies gave me it
Kal'kuir - dunt matta man deres all da antimatta yoo cood ask for at Da Rogue Boyz
Zalk'don - RELLY?????
Fre'kloar - yeh man join ma empiya
Zalk'don - SIK MAN IMMA GATHA DA BOOMAS WAS GONNA GIV YOO ALL OUR PLANETS
Voa'reak - dats sik man now GET ME TO DA DOKTA MAN IM BLEEDIN LIKE CRAZY HEER
Fre'kloar - yeh one problem... deres no doktas cept da chikz.
Voa'reak - DATS WAT I MEEN YA DUMBO
A Chik Dokta arrived.
Chik Dokta - Oh dear, this is very messy.
Voa'reak - DUNT YA DARE TOUCH MA JETPAK
Chik Dokta - Huh.
The next day...
Fre'kloar - welcom to da teem Zalk'don
Zalk'don - DIS KROOZAS SIK MAN BUT IT NEEDS MOR BOMZ Fre'kloar - DATS WHER YOO COM IN. YOO AN KAL'KUIR GONNA ESIGN MOR BOMZ FOR DA KROOZA, DA BOMZ ON OUR NOO SHIP DA KILLA, AN DIS NOO TANK FING WE WANNA MAKE
Zalk'don - SURE MAN IMMA DO IT
Fre'kloar - i sweer down im glad i didnt hav ta face yoo befor cos yooz propa tuff
Jol'kiar - so man now dat we got zalk'don wats we gonna do?
Fre'kloar - hmmm... is dere anyone else dat we cood of got da first time but we didnt?
Kal'kuir - I dunt fink so man
Fre'kloar - me neeva. hmmm dis is triky
Jol'kiar - HEY MAN I GOT AN IDEA
Fre'kloar - WAT?
Jol'kiar - REMEMBA DAT PROPA STOOPID BOSS WE FORT DA FIRST TIME?
Knar'gank - hur. i rememba dat. dat guy wus soooo dum.
Jol'kiar - LETS GO BAK AN KILL HIM AGEN JUS FER JOKES MAN
Fre'kloar - SUR MAN WHAI NOT
Jol'kiar - OI GEEK FIND OUT
The Propa Big Rogue Geek let out a metalic sigh, and warped them to the planet.
Da Flash Boyz
The Warbosses got together before the attack.
Kal'kuir - OI DA GEEK SAYS WE GOT A MESSAGE
Fre'kloar - LETS SEE DEN
Jol'kiar - wait man i rememba dat face... omg its....
The warbosses were startled as a dark counterpart of Gratz'kaoz appeared on the screen.
Zalk'don - ey look its gratz'kaoz sup man
Gratz'kaoz - OI YOO LOT. I BEEN WATCHING YOO
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ NOT AGEN
Dark Gratz'akoz - YOO FINK YOO CAN MAKE DA BEST LORON EMPIRE? HUR HUR HUR DUNT MAKE ME LAFF MAN. LOOK AT YOO. YOO AN ALL YOR BOYZ AR DUM. DA BEST LORON EMPIRE DERE IS IS MINE AN YOOL NEVER BE ABLE TA BEET ME ENNIT? SO YOO SHULD JUST GIV UP AN GO BAK TO YA MOM WHOS DUM BY DA WAY
Fre'kloar - HUR MAN IMMA KILL YOO actualy im scared
Gratz'kaoz pointed at Zalk'don.
Gratz'kaoz - OI ZALK'DON WAT DA HELLS YOO DOIN IN DERE WIV DESE DUMBOS
Zalk'don - DEYZ SIK DEY GOT TONS OF SIK BOMZ
Gratz'kaoz - YOR SO DUM IMMA KILL YOO TOO TRAITA DUMBO. I HAV DESE MEMORIES YA SEE. MEMORIES OF YOO KILLIN ME. WELL I DUNNO HOW DAT WORKS BUT MAN IM REALLY PISSED OFF AN YOR SOOOO DED NOW
Fre'kloar - YEH I KILLED YOO ALREDY YOO WAS AN IDIOT
Gratz'kaoz - IMMA SMASH YA OPEN AN DRINK YOR BLOOD YA LOSA YOO BETTA RUN CUS WHEN I FIND YOO YOR TOAST
Knar'gank - da hell man dis gratzs propa scaria dan da otha one
Jol'kiar - trus me man hes even weirda
Fre'kloar - I KILLED YOO ONCE. I CAN KILL YOO AGEN.
Gratz'kaoz - WE WILL SEE ABOOT DAT
Fre'kloar - ITS GONNA HPPEN AL OVA AGEN AN DIS TIME I GOT ZALK'DON
Gratz'kaoz - OH YEH? I DUNT CARE MAN I CAN BREAK HIM OPEN TOO HURHURHUR
Jol'kiar - OI DUNT YA REMEMBA ME????
Gratz'kaoz - YEH I DO YOR DUM IMMA BREKA YAS OPEN TOO
Jol'kiar - I USED TA BE YA MENTOR MAN
Gratz'kaoz - NAH YOO WASNT MAN YOR JUST A DUM WANNABE
Jol'kiar - RITE DATS IT WEZ GONNA SMASH YOO EVEN HARDA DAN BEFOR
Gratz'kaoz - HUR HUR HUR LOSAS
Gratz'kaoz closed the transmission.
Fre'kloar - idiot. NOW DEN LETS GO ATTAK DIS DOOD ENNITS? ITS GONNA BE JOKES MAN
Voa'rea - YEH MAN HES SO DUM WIV HIS WOOD FORTRESS
Fre'kloar - AN HE FORGOT HIS OWN NAME DA LOSA
Knar'gank - i wanna stab him man lets go
They all landed on the world, and were back in the same barren desert.
Fre'kloar - voa, kal, zalk an knar yoo lot go around da ova side of da base me an jol'kiar gonna go dis way
A blinding flash came out of the fortress, followed by large blasts of Dark Gyronic.
Fre'kloar - da hell was dat?
??? - I CAN SEE YAS
More flashes followed, and Voa, Kal'kuir and zalk'don were injured too badly to continue. Voa's jetpack was destroyed, and Kal'kuir's parts mostly damaged, as well as Zalk'don's kit nearly blown up again.
Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELLS GOIN ON MAN
Fre'kloar - YOO GOTTA GET BAK
Knar'gank dragged them all back to a safe spot, where they were picked up.
Fre'kloar - its jus lightnin man
??? - I CAN STILL SEE YAS
The warbosses were lifted off and slammed against the ground out of nowhere.
Jol'kiar - DIS IS JUS TAKIN DA PISS
Several Loron'Kikra boyz advanced, while a larger, brighter one waved a staff at the top of the fortress.
Fre'kloar - DEY CAME OUT OF DAT FORTRESS... which aint made of wood? wat da hell
Knar'gank - by ma experiences...dat fortress seems ta be made of a propa sik an hard metal man yoo gotta be a geek ta do dat
Fre'kloar - oi man yoo shood get goin cos he can see ya whereva ya go deres no point
??? - GRATZ'KAOZ WARNED ME YOO WERE COMIN. NOW IMMA SHOW YAS SUMFIN REELY WEIRD
The flashy Loron'Kikra teleported to the warbosses' location.
Fre'kloar - WAT IS GOIN ON MAN I SWER
??? - I IS BRAG'KLOGGA DA BEST FLASH BOSS DERE IS
Jol'kiar - oi man wat da hell... HOW DID YOO REMEMBA YOR NAME MAN???
Brag'klogga - WHAI WULDNT I YOO IDIOT
Jol'kiar - COS YOO GOT HIT PROPA HARD ON DA HED WEN YOO WAS A KID
Brag'klogga - YEH. AN TANKS TA DAT I HAV DA SIKKEST POWAS
Jol'kiar - SO WEN YOO DID IT IT JUS MADE YOO SIK BUT WEN DA ORIJINAL TRIED IT MADEHIM STOOPID OH MA DAYZ
Brag'klogga launched a blast of Dark Gyronic at Jol'kiar.
Brag'klogga - SHUDDUP YOR VOIC ANNOYS ME
A beast arrived, the same one the original Brag'klogga had riden on. However, Brag'klogga possessed it...
Brag'klogga - IMMA SHOW YAS SUMFIN FIRCE. SMASH DESE PRIKZ
The Flashboyz warped around, and the beast possessed become twice as big.
Fre'kloar - OI SHALL WE RUN AWAY?
Knar'gank - taktical retreet man
A Loron arrived in a tank, charging through, firing at the Flashboyz, and killing a couple.
Loron Driver - hur man da ova vehicles comin
Several Speedas came, keeping most of the flashboyz busy, and several other Loron came in Da Carria Trukz, carying hordes of boyz. Brag'klogga launched a large blast of energy at the truks, trying to destroy them.
Loron Driver - HUR MAN DEYZ TOO FAST COS DEY USE DAT ANTIMATTA FUEL
Fre'kloar - oi blud wats yor name???
Loron Driver - im called Naktor'zak man im da best crazy boy eva
Jol'kiar - OI CONCENTRATE MAN
Fre'kloar - sik. dis boss is much harda dan we fort
Brag'klogga - OH IMMA MAKE DIS MUCH BETTA NOW
Brag'klogga fired what appeared to be a toxic cloud. When it hit the Rogue Boyz, they started to feel tired and lost their will to fight.
Naktor'zak - man yor dum
Naktor'zak usd his tank to charge into the rest of the Flashboyz, and now Brag'klogga was the only one left.
Brag'lkogga - DIE BITCH
Brag'klogga fired a huge blast, destroying Naktor's tank.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ MAN I WUS JUST TALKIN TO DAT GUY but fer sum reeson i cant be bothared ta care
Knar'gank - its dis cloud man get off it
Naktor'zak - MAN IM RUNNIN
Naktor'zak ran away from the battle. Meanwhile, Fre'kloar was running to, away from the cloud.
Brag'klogga - YOO EINT WINNIN. IMMA ZAP YAS ALL
Brag'klogga fire more blasts at them.
Fre'kloar - OI MAN BOYZ GET HEER
Several more Carria Trukz came, carrying Boyz. They overran Bag'klogga, and their numbers got him on the floor.
Fre'kloar - YOR DUM
Fre'kloar grabbed Brag'klogga's staff. Brag'klogga charged energy in his hand and zapped Fre'kloar away.
Brag'klogga - DUNT TOUCH MA STAFF DUMBO
Fre'kloar- HUR IM STILL HOLDIN DA STAFF
Fre'kloar ran around, chanting 'hahahahahahah i got ya staff'. Brag'klogga chased Fre'kloar, throwing bolts of energy at him. Each bolt, Fre'kloar jumped to avoid it. Meanwhile, Jol'kiar charged, and tackled him on the floor. He smashed his jaw, and continued kicking. Brag'klogga teleported to his fortress again, wounded.
Brag'klogga - LUKY SHOT DATS ALL
Meanwhile, several speedas crahsed themselves into the fortress, and when they smashed into it, the crazy boyz inside jumped out, and jumped over the gate. They dropped bomz all around, causing major damage to the fortress.
Brag'klogga - OI DEYZ BREAKIN MA FORTRESS MAN DATS SO DUM
Brag'klogga fired the biggest blast he could at the speedas, obliterating the entire area. Although, this also obliterated the fortress' walls, and several Carria Trukz arrived...
Fre'kloar - HUR YOR JUS AS DUM AS BEFOR
Brag'klogga used his powers to revert the fortress's damage.
Brag'klogga - HUR HUR
Attacking it quickly, they finally managed to force the fortress to collapse.
Brag'klogga - ow... i banged ma hed agen. dum
Knar'gank - can i stab dat dumbo? can I can I?
Fre'kloar - no. OI BRAG MAN YOOS BEETEN AN SOZ A LOTTA YA FLASH BOYZ JOIN MA EMPIYA IF YA WANT YA STAFF BAK
In another flash of light, the staff was back to Brag'klogga's hand.
Brag'klogga - FAT CHANCE DUMBO IM OUTTA HEER
Fre'kloar jumped on Brag'klogga, who teleported away, disappearing. Some surviving Flash Boyz were confused that their boss was gone, and decided to join Fre'kloar. And he really should prepare himself, as Gratz'kaoz was after him...
Da Hell Dey Joined UNO
After a few days they all returned to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - So then, all the bosses are healed, except we have one boy named Naktor'zak complaining he wants a new tank. That, and Voa'reak has a better jetpack running on antimatter. It took a hell of a lot of surgery to do that.
Voa'reak - IT WUS WORTH MAN
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Oh also, as wel as Sik Flagships, there's now the Killas in space.
Kal'kuir - dats sik we also got loads of dem flashy boyz since deyz boss ran away like a wimp
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Where's Fre'kloar anyone?
Fre'kloar - IM HEER MAN. Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Thank goodness. I was almost worried for a minute there.
Fre'kloar - yoo? worried? yor gettin dum
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - I know. Trust me. Anyway, I needed you because there's new information. I'll have to put something on tape.
Jol'kiar - yeh man da noo zr'ahgloth & dark zr'ahloth mixtape Fre'kloar - LAST TIME YOO DID DAT ONE OF DA BOYZ WENT CRAZY MAN
On the mixtape (note that Blue is for Zr'Ahgloth and Grey is for Dark Zr'Ahgloth, and Yellow is for when they're both sining the hook)
Zr'Ahgloth & Dark Zr'Ahgloth on tape - yo man wazzup//nuffin fam//wes killin dese dumbos ennit//yeh boi//trus man dis is gonna be sik
Jol'kiar - jus lissen to da verse
Zr'Ahgloth & Dark Zr'Ahgloth on tape - So wassup wiv all ma boyz in da house// wez killin dumbo dracs like wez killin a mouse// cus hur dey so dum anw e so strong now// its like dis wars not long an loud// cos evryfin eesy evryfin gon' die// evryfin gots killed an da blink of an eye// an evryon knows im da sikkest heer- SHUT UP MAN YOR AN IDIOT
Jol'kiar - hur deyz fitin in da middle of recordin da tape
Knar'gank - dats dum man still deyz rappin togetha. dat meens deyz homies now
Zr'Ahgloth & Dark Zr'Ahgloth on tape - hur yor dum- oh crap its da hook, so lets sing- SO YOO IS A LOSA// AN I IS GONNA SHANK YA MOM// SED YOO IS A LOSA, ME AN SHU IS GONNA BOM YA HOME// COS YOO IS A LOSA, YOO SUK AN GONNA BE EETNE BY ME// AN YOOS SUCH A LOSA, WEZ GONNA OWN YOO SO BAD
Jol'kir - ma eers hutin man dey cant sing
Fre'kloar - dey can rap ok but OMD MAN DEY CANT SING FER SHIT
Jol'kiar - but still deyz talkin bout shu??
Kal'kuir - wats a shu man dats a dum name
Fre'kloar - YOO IDIOT MAN YOO WEAR IT ON YA FEET
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Actually, this one is known as Shu'rimrodir, and is the Devourer of dreams, etc. Yes, he's behind this whole war thing.
Fre'kloar - OH
Zalk'don - YEH MAN SHUS ZR'AHGLOTHS BOSS HES LIKE A RELLY BIG DRAGON FING PROPA SCARY
Zr'Ahgloth & Dark Zr'Ahgloth on tape - So yeh me an dark boy hers da mixtape// yeh losas gon be owned by da mixtape// cos no one can beet us or get on our level// ta me yor all a bunch of pebbles// an da propa big loron empiyas da best// wes so much sikka dan all da rest// wez winnin dis war shu has full powa// its like shu got in a entropic energy showa// cos trus me man yor gonna die//unless ya got wings den yor gnna run an fly- OI COPYCAT DATS A DUM LINE - SHUT UP YOR DA COPYCAT AN YOO WAS DERE WEN I WROTE IT YA GAYFISH - DUNT NEVA CALL ME DAT MAN
Jol'kiar - da hell...
Kal'kuir - hur gayfishs like da worst insult eva
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - There's 2 more verses of, basically, rubbish. And then there's this whole mixtape and blah, blah blah... you get what I mean.
Fre'kloar - so yeh da too bosses is workin togeva? wat da hell
Voa'reak - so wats we supposed ta do aboot dat
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well, there is one thing..
Zr'Ahgloth on tape - So my turn da copycat does da nex verse// but im sikker dan him so imma make dis songs best verse// da war at homes dun hur hur hur// so lets see who else do i get ta murder// but da kralgies an us loronz in uno// dat makes us a sikka alliance yoo kno// trus me man imma kill ya mom// loook at da crowd screemin "ZR'AHGLOTH YA WON"
Jol'kiar - WAT. DA. HELL.
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN? I WASNT LISSENIN TO DA WORDS
Knar'gank - ya betta be kiddin. did he jus say deres kralgie boyz an loronz in uno?!
Jol'kiar - yeh he did man
Fre'kloar - OMD MAN I SHOOD PAY ATTENSHON TO DA WORDS
Jol'kiar - DATS WAT IV BIN TELLIN YOO DUMBO
Fre'kloar - BUT...IF DA BOYZS IN UNO...AN UNOS ALL CUTE AN NICE...OH MA DAYZ MAN NICE LORONZ
Jol'kiar - ar yoo finkin wat im finkin??
Fre'kloar - DAT ZR'AHGLOTH NEEDS TA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knar'gank - woah man ive neva seen fre'kloar dis mad man hes screein propa loud
Fre'kloar - IMMA ANNOUNCE TO ALL DA ROGUE BOYZ JUS HOW DUM DIS STOOPID ZR'AHGLOTH PRIK IS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fre'kloar left to spread it around to the rest of Da Rogue Boyz.
Kal'kuir - OH MAN AN WE EVEN HELPED DEM UNO BOYZ ONCE
Jol'kiar - YEH ENNIT I MEEN DATS DUM I WOOD RETURN NOW DAT DEYV KILLED DA TYRANITES BUT I CANT BE BOTHAD
Voa'reak - SOOOOO DUM MAN I WANNA SMASH UNO
Knar'gank - can i stab da UNO leeda???
Zalk'don - MAN IM NOT EVEN IN YOR SITUASHON BUT INO MAN DA BLU ZR'AHGLOTH IS PROPA PROPA PROPA STOOPID
Kal'kuir - IMMA BLOW HIS HED UP MAN
Jol'kiar - oi man calm down. we gotta kill gratz first man ennit? itd be dum ta take zr'ahgloth on hed first. Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - From calculation, Gratz'kaoz is the best option. But to get to him, you're going to need to get past the Dracogonarious...
Zalk'don - da drac boyz. hur deyz geeky wimps
Kal'kuir - yeh but from wat i heer dere ships is sik. oi zalk an voa an dat chik weirdo get togeva wes gonna maek noo sik ships ok?
Zalk'don - safe man
Da Rogue Boyz would now be changed forever...
Against the red geeks
Kal'kuir - oi man got sumfin ta show ya
Fre'kloar - wat now man
Kal'kuir - da bommas an da fightas
Kal'kuir showed them two small starfighters, one big and full of weaponry, and one small but agile.
Voa'reak - wats dat for man
Kal'kuir - da bommas is so we can get smalla ships ta attak da bigga ones so dey dunno wat hit dem an da fightas is so dat yano wen da enemy has dem small ships ta attak us an its propa annoyin? da fightas com in dere
Knar'gank - huh. sik.
Kal'kuir - deres moar
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - For example, we have the Killa ships. These aren't as big as the Sik Sips, but they're incredibly useful. ad then we have som land weapons.
Fre'kloar - hur hur we got da sikkest military eva
Da Propa Big Rogu Geek - Well, say hello to Da Smasha!
A huge vehicle, twice the size of Fre'kloar came in. It had guns for arms, although its arms could be converted to large fists.
Jol'kiar - OH MAN DATS PROPA SIKK I WANNA DRIVE
Kal'kuir - MAN DESE FINGS IS KILLAS ITS COS BASICALLY I COODENT MAEK A LORON BIGGA OR HAV GUNS FERARMS SO I PUT DEM IN DIS GIANT MEKK FING. HUR DATS ONLY DA PROTOTYPE WES PRODUCIN DEM PROPA NAO DA PROPA ONES IS LIKE 3 TIMES DA SIZE OF JOL'KIAR
Fre'kloar - NICE MAN YOR IMPROVIN
Kal'kuir - deres one fing i shood menshon...
Fre'kloar - wats dat?
kal'kuir - da boyz dunt drive it
Jol'kiar - BAK IN MA DAYZ WE HAD CRAZY BOYZ IN ALL OUR VEHICLES
Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN LAST TIME YOO SED BAK IN YOR DAYZ YOO DIDNT DRIVE VEHICLES
Jol'kiar - DATS CUS I WUS DA BOSS AN I HAD CRAZY BOYZ TA DRIVE DA VEHICLES FER ME
Kal'kuir - DA HELL. ANYWAY DA CHIKZ DRIVES DESE VEHICLES MAN
The Smasha walked towards them, and projected a hologram. On this hologram was Rel'larutina.
Fre'kloar - OI MAN DATS MA MAID
Jol'kiar - YEH I WAS WONDERIN WHER YOO HAD GON. I WAS GONNA TELL YOO YOR FIRED COS WIV DA ROGUE GEEK WE DUNT NEED YOO.
Rel'larutina shrugged, while Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar both laughed together.
Rel'larutina - Anyway yeah, I can't give birth no more, and you lot don't need me, so what did I do? Preserve myself in this machine.
Kal'kuir - SINC SHES DUMMA DAN EVA NAO SHES GONNA DRIVE DA SMASHA AN...WELL SMASH PEEPZ
Rel'larutina - Yup, what he said. Once us Chikz get to this stage in life, shitton of hormones come out and we become all mean like you lot, but capable of controlling ourselves. This is just a result of our DNA changing and the fact that you boyz clearly need a woman's touch.
Voa'reak - "UNLIEK"? WAT DO YA MEEN WIV DAT? YA MEEN WE CANT CONTROL OURSELVZ?
Voa'reak flew in circles in rage like a lunatic.
Rel'larutina - You just proved my point... idiot.
The Smasha grabbed Voa'reak in the air and slammed him to the ground.
Voa'reak - OW MAN...DAT WUS A PROPA SLAM I GOTTA ADMIT
Kal'kuir - SO YEH HEERS MA NOO INVENSHON
Rel'larutina - Yeah. All you need to know, Chikz get old, stop making kids for you, we make tactics and fireworks for you instead.
Knar'gank - dats all nice an tidy but no chik makes betta fireworks dan a booma
Kal'kuir - if yoo shut up im about ta show yoo da tank
Fre'kloar - WAT TANK MAN I WANNA SEE IT
Ka'kuir - SHUT UP AN WAIT
The Smasha contineud to demonstrate its prowess, by smashing targets in the testing zone.
Knar'gank - so basically yoo wire a chik into dat an she becums sum kind of sik terminata robot chik? an its dis sik?
Kal'kuir - yeh man sik idea ennit
Voa'reak - hur i like dis man
Kal'kuir - now weve got sumfin ta do wiv dem rubbish chikz. also zalk'don helped me out wiv somfin else... WHICH IS DAT TANK
Zalk'don - yeh?
A tank drove into the test area. It showed its machine guns and antimatter gun, as well as its missiles.
Naktor'zak - MAN I GOT NEW SIK TANK AN KAL'KUIRS MAKIN ALL DESE OVA SIKZ ONES
Fre'kloar - EY I REMEMBA YOO YOR DAT SIK CRAZY BOY
Naktor'zak - YEH DATS ME
Zalk'don - wat ya want me for?
Kal'kuir - YOO HELPED ME MAEK DA BOMZ REMEMBA? IDIOT
Zalk'don - SHUT UP MAN YOOS DA IDIOT
Fre'kloar - SHALL WE GO FITE DA DRACS?
Jol'kiar - YEH MAN IM BORED
Fre'kloar - hur man Geek poot da Dracs on
They returned to the command centre in the ship's bridge, and spoke to the Dracogonarious on transmission.
Koluap - Huh? What? Who's calling?
Fre'kloar - OI MAN WE IS DA ROGUE BOYZ MAN
Koluap - More Loron? Ugh, don't you guys ever stop annoying us?
Fre'kloar - IF YA LET US PASS AN GIV US DAT PLANET IN BETWEEN OUR TERRITORY AN GRATZ'KAOZ DEN WE WILL YA IDIOT
Koluap - Give it to you? Hah! You can go back to your stupid Shu'rimrodir boss before I blast your ship down.
Fre'kloar - WE AINT WORKIN FOR HIM BUT NAO YOO PISSED ME OFF SO IMMA SMASH YOO ENYWAY
Koluap - Aaargh, shut up!
An anti-matter missile was fired frm the planet. The Propa Big Rogue Krooza wasn't hit, but a Killa ship was.
Fre'kloar - its sik nao we got tons of ships
6 Sik Ships and 16 Killas attack the Dracoognarious fleet. Drone ships appeared and clashed with the Rogue Loron fleet. The Drones were small and in large quantity, being harder to hit.
Kal'kuir - SIK NAO I CAN PUT MA BOMMAS AN FIGHTAS TO DA TEST
The Fightas all attacked and shot down the drones, thansk to their speed and smaller size. A Destroyer-class ship appeared and shot down several Sik Ships and Killas. More drones came out of it and kept attacking.
Kal'kuir - RITE YOOS GOIN DOWN BITCH
The Bommas all swarmed the Destroyer-class, and as it couldn't hit them, the Bommas hit the critical weak points, and eventually destroyed it. The drones swarmed the Bommas, heavily damaging them.
Kal'kuir - OI FIGHTAS GO TAEK DOWN DA DRONES DEFENDIN DA BOMMAS YA PRIKZ
The fighters managed to take out the drones eventually.
Fre'kloar - hur man deres soooo many peepz dyin like we die fasta dan dey di
Jol'kiar - its dem drone fingies man deyz outnumbarin us. bak in ma dayz it wus impossibul ta outnumba da loronz
Fre'kloar - yeh but in space it dunt count
The Killas moved in to take out the remaining drones with the Fightas' help.
Fre'kloar - wat da hell man too many peepz died
Koluap - Uugh, the fleet is too damaged. It's not worth dying to these brutes. All units in the planet, start evacuation.
Hundreds of ships left the planet into subspace.
Fre'kloar - i wish we had propa sik weponz man. its like i wish somhow som purple robot wood jus com an giv us da sikkest gunz eva
Kal'kuir - OI MAN DEYZ RUNNIN AWAY. WE WIN
Jol'kiar - BAK IN MY DAY WE WOOD WIN QUIKA
Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN YOR NEVA HAPPY
Fre'kloar - hur dese dracs put on a good fite i must admit.
Voa'reak - OI MAN DERES A DRONE LEFT
Voa'reak smashd the window and flew out to fight it, but started to choke from lack of breathing. The other warbosses started to get sucked out by the vacuum as well.
Knar'gank - YOO IDIOT LOOK WAT YOO DON
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - *sigh* Oh not again...
The Propa Big Rogue Geek grabebd them with its arms, and put on a replacement window. Fre'kloar slapped Voa'reak behind his head.
Fre'kloar - dumbo
Zalk'don - hur wat an idiot
Jol'kiar - so yeh we win now lets prepare ta batta Gratz'kaoz man
Fre'kloar - WAIT MAN WE GOTTA TAEK DA PLANET. I WANNA TEST DA SIK GROUND STOOF
Jol'kiar - hur fine
The ships, while many needed repair, landed on the Dracogonarious planet.
Fre'kloar - WHER DOES DEY LIV MAN
Knar'gank - dese tiny houses man
Fre'kloar - omd dats so dum
A tank arrived, and used so much antimatter in their weapon, that it blew itself up.
Naktor'zak - MAN MA TANK WAS DESTROYED. AGEN.
Voa'reak - dats dum man yoos gonna dai like dat
Naktor'zak - OI TANK BOYZ ONLY USE A TINY BIT OF ANTMATTER
The tanks did so, and used their antimatter projectile weapons on the city, destroying it.
Zalk'don - sik boomz hur hur hur
Fre'kloar - OI DERES ANUVA CITY
They moved to the next city, and Smashas rampaged across it.
Knar'gank - sumfins rong man da citizens firin bak
Fre'kloar - dey aint nao deyz leevin hur hur hur
Jol'kiar - all dem hav gunz? da hell man deyz copyin us
Zalk'don - IMA BLOW OUP ANY SHI DAT LEEVS DA PLANET MAN WES GONNA EET DEM
The Loron trapped and ate the remaining Dracogonarious, and stole thier technology. They used the Dracogonarious drones to repair their own ships, and make new ships.
Fre'kloar - DIS IS SIK TECH MAN OI KAL'KUIR SHALL WE TAKE DESE ROBOTS FOR OURSELVS?
Kal'kuir - YEH
Kal'kuir figured out how to make more, and sent the Worka Dronez to Da Propa Big Rogue Geek, who produced the all around Rogue Boyz territory.
Fre'kloar - NAO WE CAN GO FITE GRATZ
They all got on board the Propa Big Rogue Krooza, and headed off to Gratz'kaoz' fortress.
Voa'reak - hur man im scared
Knar'gank - dis noo gratz'kaoz creeps me out man do we relly hav ta go fite him?
Fre'kloar - we got zalk'don dis taim an all dese sik vehicles man its gonna be easia dn before... i hope...
Zalk'don - otha dan hagto'zhl an ray'loth man gratz'kaozs probably da strongest of da dark boyz
Fre'kloar - crap man we is propa screwed
Zalk'don - but deres one fing
Fre'kloar - wat
Zalk'don - dark gratz relly doesnt care fer da tradishions so yeh we can all fite him at da same time
Frekloar - wat man relly?????
Zalk'don - still man hes like propa tuff so im not sure if we still can win
Jol'kiar - we beet him da first time man we can beet him agen
Voa'reak - ta be honest man furst time wus pure luk
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - While you're all arguing about who's going to win and what, I've got some more news.
Fre'kloar - wat now
A new sound by Zr'Ahgloth was played.
Zr'ahgloth on tape - Yo fuk yoo copycat ya moms a prik// no one likes yoo cos yor a wannabe git// man im so glad wes fightin tomoz// imma hi ya so bad ya gonna cry for ya mom
Knar'gank - da hell
Fre'kloar - deyz fitin agen wat da hell
Jol'kiar - FER ONCE YOO LISSENED TO DA WORDS MAN
Fre'kloar - no i jus gessed. wat did da words say?
Jol'kiar - ...
Fre'kloar - YOR ALL STOOPID
Jol'kiar - BASICALLY DEYZ GONNA FITE TOMOZ
Da Propa Biog Rogue Geek - No, they're fightng right now.
Jol'kiar - oh yeh dis was recorded yestaday. hur man we spent so much time conquerin planets an maekin tekk we havent got much don man wez slowa dan we used ta be. fanks to da dronez we mite not be so slow soon
Fre'kloar - shame man i wanted ta kill dem maselv
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well then, you're all going to be nervous, so I'll just take you there mysef.
The Propa Big Rogue Krooza went to Gratz'kaoz' planet.
Fre'kloar - yoo lot prepared?
Gratz'kaoz - YEH YOO BETTA BE PREPARED FOR MA MASSIV CREW
Jol'kiar - OH MA DAYZ HE KNOS WES HEER ALREADY
Gratz'kaoz - YEH DATS RITE BE SCARED
Fre'kloar - WHERES YOO? SHOW YASELVES
Da Dark Gratz'koz Krooza arrived, accompanied by several other ships, which were looted Marinoxidiz ships.
Dark Grtz'kaoz - HEER
Brag'klogga - AN I IS HEER AS WELL...i is? YEH I IS!!!
Gratz'kaoz - YEH MAN BRAGS MA HOMIE HES GONNA GET YOO LOSAS
Fre'kloar - BRAG YOR DUM MAN I SWER
Brag'klogga - YA MOM AN ALL YOO DUM BLU LORONZ
Zalk'don - SHUT UP MAN DESE BLU BOYZ ENT DAT BAD YOO IDIOT
Gratz'kaoz - ZALK'DON YOO TRAITA DUMBO IMMA SHANK YAS WIV YOR OWN HORNS
Zalk'don - SHUT UP MAN I WAS NEVA IN YOR EMPIYA
Gratz'kaoz - ALL DARK BOY EMPIYAS IS UNDA DA RULE OF SHU'ULATHOI YOO IDIOT HES DA SIKKEST GOD EVA
Zalk'don - WAT DA HELL I FORGOT
The ships engaged in combat...
Gratz'kaoz - fer sum reeson i hav memories of yoo havin rubbish ships an me hav even worse ships. da hell
Brag'klogga - nah man we gotta dem looted ships da marinoxidiz gave us man deyz propa tuff
Gratz'kaoz - dunt yoo get random memories of fitin dese geezas dat neva even happened? i was blu in my memory...
Brag'klogga - i have sum memories of me bein a relly dum big boy. dats like impossibul man as i is sik an smart an flashy hur hur hur
Gratz'kaoz - its weird man... anywayz WAT DA HELL MAN DA BIGGEST SHIP DATS GOT DAT FRE'KLOAR ON IS RUNNIN AROUND LETS FOLLOW HIM ENNIT?
Brag'klogga - YEH
Back on the Propa Big Rogue Krooza...
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN DIS IS DA SAEM FING AS WE DON DA FIRST TIME
Da Prpa Big Rogue Geek - Exactly...
Jol'kiar - HUR IT WONT BE DAT HARD DEN
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Ok, so then let's land on this planet, and just do the same thing as before. Wow, it's a snowy planet, just like before!
Knar'gank - oi. one fing. i dunt see any icy lakes in dere. i fink dark gratz covered dem all
Fre'kloar - whai man
Knar'gank - yoo forgot he has all his memories? he did dat so he cant be defeeted dat way
Fre'kloar - cheeta
They all landed, and all got set up in the hull.
Fre'kloar - MAN IM MOAR NERVOS DAN DA FIRS TIME
Kal'kuir - LAST TIME I ALMOST DIED MAN PROPA DUM
Jol'kiar - LAST TIME I WAS PROPA SCARED OF MEETIN MA OLD MATE
Voa'reak - LAST TIME I HAD TA SAVE YOO LOT
Knar'gank - LAST TIME WAS DA SCARIEST SNEEKIN EVA
Zalk'don - LAST TIME I WAS oh wait i wasnt dere
Fre'kloar - QUIT WASTIN TIME MAN HES COMIn
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek deployed several Carrias full of 30 boyz each, as well as dozens of Smashas and Speedas. Brag'klogga led a large army of Loron'Kikra into the warbosses' direction. Gratz'kaoz was watching from a distance.
Kal'kuir - DIE PRIK
Kal'kuir fired Da Sikkest Gun Eva at Brag'klogga. Brag'klogga jumped off the way, and the shot hit another Loron'Kikra instead.
Brag'klogga - HUR YA MISSED
Brag'klogga fired Dark Gyronic at Kal'kuir. Voa'reak flew around, trying to chase Brag'klogga and distract him.
Knar'gank - hur man imma jus sneek around an kill da ova warbosses
Knar'gank snuck off into the forests to assassinate the warbosses. With the aid of their Shu'olerthae, the Loron'Kikra could see Knar'gank and chased after him.
Knar'gank - dam i forgot
Knar'gank dropped mines, while continuing to run. He dropped other traps, which killed the chasing warbosses. Meanwhile...
Kal'kuir - OI I GOT A PLAN
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN
Voa'reak continued to chase Brag'klogga around. Brag'klogga, who kept teleporting before he was hit, was fnally hit by Kal'kuir's freez ray.
Kal'kuir - TRY RUNNIN NAO
Brag'klogga - DA HELL MAN I CANT MOOV
Kal'kuir - HUR HUR
Kal'kuir continued to freez Brag'klogga, until all but his head were frozen.
Brag'klogga - HUR DIS EINT ENDIN HEER
Brag'klogga breathed fire at Kal'kuir and Voa'reak.
Kal'kuir - DA HELL YA CHEET
Kal'kuir froze his mouth too. Brag'klogga tried to yell but couldn't.
Fre'kloar - WE GONNA LET YA GO ONLY IF YA JOIN DA ROGUE BOYZ. OVAWISE YOOS GONNA CHOKE FROM HAVIN NO BREATH
Gratz'kaoz - OH NO YOO DONT
Before Brag'klogga could answer, Gratz'kaoz landed on him, crushing him.
Brag'klogga - WAT DA HELL MAN YOO SADDO RITE IM DEFO JOININ FRE'KLOAR
Brag'klogga teleported away, but was heavily damaged, and needed to go to a Rogue Boy hospital. Gratz'kaoz's eyes shined red, and he let out a loud, demonic roar at Fre'kloar.
Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN YOR SCARIA DAN BEFOR
Fre'kloar ran off into the woods, and the others followed him.
Gratz'kaoz - YOO EINT ESCAPIN ME...
Inside his head, his Shu'olerthae took over.
Shu'olerthae - You shall feel my wrath, whelp!
Fre'kloar - DA HELLS GOIN ON
Gratz'kaoz charged at them, but suddenly-
Gratz'kaoz - i feel like deres som kind of fing on da floor dats gonna maek me trip...
Gratz'kaoz swept over the snow on the floor, and saw a banana skin underneath.
Gratz'kaoz - ya gotta be kiddin.
Shu'olerthae - Hmpf. This makes no different. Now, Fre'kloar, prepare to meet your ultimate destruction.
Fre'kloar - WATS DA GEEK IN YOR HED
Gratz'kaoz - HES MA SKULLDOOD PROPA SIK HES MA HOMIE HE LETS ME DO DIS
Gratz'kaoz fired a blast of entropic energy at Fre'kloar.
Zalk'don - HUR I GOT MA OWN- You will die, fool!
Zalk'don fired missiles at Dark Gratz'kaox. Gratz'kaoz grabbed the missiles in mid-air and threw them back. The Shu'olerthae inside Zalk'don's head started to conflict with his mind, trying to make him go against Fre'kloar.
Fre'kloar - OI MAN DUNT YOO TURN ON ME
Zalk'don - MA HED HURTS MAN DUNNO WHAI
Zalk'don's mind conflicted, and he tripped up, and blew up some of his own missiles. He had to be carried back to the ship for healing.
Gratz'kaoz - hur
Knar'gank appeared from the snow and backstabbed Gratz'kaoz. However, to his surprise, his shanka broke into Dark Gratz's skin, which was undamaged.
Knar'gank - wat da hell dis is like stabbin a wall man
Fre'kloar - yeh man i shood of warned yoo jus how tuff he is
Gratz'kaoz turned and smacked Knar'gank away, almost breaking his neck, and leaving him unconcious.
Voa'reak - dis is takin da mic
Fre'kloar ripped one off Gratz'kaoz' eyes off while he wasn't looking.
Shu'olerthae - Bah. Pathetic.
The eye slowly regenerated.
Gratz'kaoz - HUR HUR HUR
Kal'kuir - OK DEN YOO CANT DODGE DIS I MADE SUR
Kal'kuir fired Da Sikkest Gun Eva on Gratz'kaoz, which only managed to destroy his arm. Gratz'kaoz let out a roar of pain, but his arm was already regenrating too. Using the other, he fired a dark bolt of entropy at Kal'kuir.
Kal'kuir - OW MAN MA STOOF IS GETTIN MESSED UP
Kal'kuir's electronic equipment malfunctioned with entropic energy, and he needed to run away too.
Jol'kiar - HUR MAN I CAN FLY
Jol'kiar flew in the air, but his wings were frozen.
Gratz'kaoz - HUR. NOW YOO DAI
Gratz'kaoz uppercutted Jol'kiar.
Jol'kiar - OW MAN MA NEKS PROPA SNAPPIN ITS ABOUT TA SNAP OFF
Jol'kiar was taken back to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza for healing.
Fre'kloar - jus yoo an me Voa...
Voa'reak - HES NOT EVEN TIRED YET MAN
Fre'kloar - IM SURPRISED ANYONE IS AS STRONG AS DIS MAN HIS SKULLDOOD IS ON MAX
Gratz'kaoz fired several entropic blasts at both Fre'kloar and Voa'reak.
Voa'reak - IM RUNNIN MAN
Voa'reak activated his jetpack and flew around, while Gratz'kaoz flew wth his wings.
Shu'olerthae - You are not escaping, mortal!
Gratz'kaoz launched a blast, hitting Voa'reak's jetpak.
Meanwhile, in another world...
Zr'Ahgloth - DEN COM. FITE ME WAT YOO GONNA DO.
Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YEH MAN IVE WAITED TOO LONG FER DIS
Back with Fre'kloar...
Voa'reak - OW MAN
The blast hit the antimatter in Voa'reak's jetpack, and it flew off intoa firework, while Voa'reak fell down. He was picked up by a Fighta, which took him back to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Fre'kloar - hur man dis is da end isnt it
Gratz'kaoz flew back to Fre'kloar and roared at him again.
Shu'olerthae - This was a hopeless battle, Loron. Accept defeat and your death shall be fast.
Suddenly, the Shu'olerathae shook, and Dark Garzt'kaoz' head was hurting...
Gratz'kaoz - 'MAN WAT DA-
Tyraz - Bu...buh...but you're...
Kolossus - Zr'Ahgloth'Kikra was a mere pawn of Shu'rimrodir's plans... more importantly, of mine
Back with Fre'kloar...
Fre'kloar - hur man yor weird
Fre'kloar punched Gratz'kaoz with his hardest ever punch. Gratz'kaoz flinched a little, but smacked Fre'kloar away.
Gratz'kaoz - I DUNT HAV TIME FER DIS. DARK BOSS IS DED AN I NEED TA AID HIM
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN DARK BOSS IS DED??? HUR MAN DEN YOR NEX
Fre'kloar jumped up a tree. When Gratz'kaoz followed, Fre'klaor quickly jumped down and kicked it, which knocked the tree over. Gratz'kaoz breathed entropic fire at the tree, turning it into ash in mere seconds. Meanwhile...
Mac - I. Will. Kill. You. You'll pay for my curse, my torturing, all of it!
Kolossus - No, I won't.
Mac - YOU WILL!!!!!
Kolossus - Huh. Stupid deluded being. Mac's face flashed with anger. Shall I kill you here, I wonder? I haven't told you about the Foatrobians yet.... but oh well. I'm bored of playing with your mind now. Prepare for a fight you'll barely win, if at all!
Gratz'kaoz - I NEED TA KILL YAS FAST. FAST!!!!!
Fre'kloar - OMD MAN IM RUNNIN
Fre'kloar ran away quickly. Dar Gratz'kaoz was faster, but consistently tripped on a banana skin.
Gratz'kaoz - SERIOUSLY MAN WHO KEEPS DOIN DIS ITS NOT FUNI
One of Gratz'kaoz' boyz chuckled. Gratz'kaoz glared at him, with his eyes shining red.
Gratz'kaoz boy - MAN IM GETTIN OUTTA HEER
Gratz'kaoz resumed in chasing Fre'kloar, slowly catching up to him.
Kolossus fired blasts of Dark Gyronic at both Tyraz and Mac, pinning them against a wall. Kolossus then slammed both with his tail.
Kolossus - You did the worst mistake of your life in coming back here, Zazane. Your race has always been a disgusting lot of barbarians. You can be sure that, after I'm done with you, they will suffer a fate even worse than yours.
Tyraz and Mac got up. The energy in the room was actually making Tyraz stronger.
Tyraz - All this energy...
Mac - Huh?
Tyraz - GRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!! DESCEND!!!!!
Tyraz started to take his demonic form: a 20ft tall demon.
Gratz'kaoz - SO. MUCH...PRESSUR!!!!!!
Fre'kloar - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WAT AN IDIOT
Fre'kloar grabbed a tree, and hit Gratz'kaoz with it. The tree broke, and Gratz'kaoz was undamaged.
Gratz'kaoz - WIMP IMMA DESTROY YA
Fre'kloar continued to chuck trees at Gratz'kaoz, who punched each one. Suddenly, Fre'kloar had an idea...
Fre'kloar - uhhh how does da avalanche rap go agen?
Gratz'kaoz let out an extremely loud roar, causing an avalanche as he flew up.
Fre'kloar - hur hur hur...crap i dunt hav voa'reak
Gratz'kaoz - YOO KNOW WAT? DATS NOT ENUFF. I WANNA CRUSH YAS WIV MA BARE HANDS
Gratz'kaoz flew down, grabbed Fre'kloar and flew high into the sky again while crushing him. Meanwhile...
Mac jumped down and slashed his blade through Kolossus's eye the fastest he could. Tyraz got his Firesword and also started to slash it. Kolossus was knocked into a wall, his eye bleeding a lot.
Kolossus - Aahhhhhhhh! How dare you! I'm the perfect being! I cannot be defeated!
Gratz'kaoz gasped again. He remained quiet, and then both him and Fre'kloar started to fall. Fre'kloar shut his eyes, but when he opened the again...
Voa'reak - hur i retruned ta save yoo da firs time imma do it agen
Gratz'kaoz suddenly screamed, and his body evaporated into a dark fog.
It had happened...
--- Tyraz and Mac jumped down. Kolossus then started to scream in pain.
Kolossus - AAAAHHHHHHH!! HOW...IS THIS...POSSIBLE?!?
Using his last powers, the perfect Loron inside the tube disappeared. Kolossus's eye started to shine white, and the Brain of Corruption exploded in a blast of Dark Gyronic. Before being caught, in the explosion, both Mac and Tyraz teleported to New Draka.
Fre'kloar - oi man whers Dark Gratz gon??????
Voa'reak - da hell man he...evaporated?
They looked around, and all Loron'Kikra had gone.
At the surface, Mac and Tyraz observed the explosion blowing up part of the Planetcrusha. Tyraz grabbed his radio.
Tyraz - I'm done, guys. Blow the bombs!
Jerkon - Roger that!
Seconds later, the entire Planetcrusha exploded. All living Loron'Kikras and Norol'Kikras simply disappeared from time. Da Propa Big Bad Loron Empire was destroyed.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Attention. I don't know what happened, but the Dark Loron are being erased from existence. This included Zalk'don and Brag'klogga.
Fre'kloar - awwwww dey was ma homies
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Also, your friends are all healed now.
Fre'kloar - dats sik noos
Fre'kloar and Voa'reak returned to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza
Jol'kiar - hur once agen it was luk dat maed us win
Knar'gank - i fout dat wus gonna be ma last mission
Fre'kloar - we lost da flashboyz an da boom boyz. anyway how com dat happened?
They all had a rest.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - So, I've got the information you requested.
Fre'kloar - go on man
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Turns out the Loron'Kikra were all just puppets of one of Shu'rimrodir's associates named Kolossus. A cursed Taldar named Mac and the Zazane leader Tyraz killed him.
Jol'kiar - hur zazanes a dum bunch an Mac? I fink I herd dat name befor
Fre'kloar - yeh man its a computa
Jol'kiar - not dat mac dumbo macs a sik mercenary from ottzello
Voa'reak - an how do yoo kno bout dese computas fre'kloar? geek
Fre'kloar - i like ta smash dem
Voa'reak - dats wat yoo sed yoo wood do bout gratz'kaoz an look wat happened...
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN YA MOMS DUM
Knar'gank - eeva way we suvived ennit?
The Loron all met in the Propa Big Rogue Krooza
Jol'kiar - I GOT DIS BAD FEELIN MAN
Kal'kuir - whais dat man
Jol'kiar - REMEMBA BAK IN WAR OF AGES WEN WE WENT INTO HELL AN HAD TA FITE DEM DEMONS?
Fre'kloar - I REMEMBA DAT MAN DA XHODDIE BOYZ WERE PROPA HARD TA BEET MAN
Jol'kiar - ITS GONNA HAPPEN AGEN
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Not exactly. This time, the universe won't get moved, but destroyed.
Voa'reak - HOW CAN YOO KNO DAT?
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - It's news going around all of the Milky Way. It's going to begin in at least a minute...
Knar'gank - wat? oh man. not good at all. we eint prepared for dat
Everything shook all around them, and they struggled to regan footing.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ ITS BEGINNING
Jol'kiar - MAN WE BIN THRU A LOT TOGEVA. ANY LAST WORDS?
Knar'gank - i dunt usually say dis. but yoo lots da sikkest peeps eva
Knar'gank made a safe sign. They all gave each other safe, then they paused, and hugged instead.
Voa'reak - yor so sik man yoo gave me da best jetpak eva an dats not even da only reeson i fink yor all da best
Kal'kuir - its so sad dat we hav ta die man...
Jol'kiar - OI DERE MITE BE A CHANC
Fre'kloar - CHANC OF WAT MAN?
Jol'kiar - OF US SURVIVIN. LETS SEE WAT HAPPENS ENNIT?
Several Vyro'Ralza appeared around the Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Kal'kuir - OI DERES SUMFIN OUT DERE...OH MA DAYZ DESE FINGS I HAV SEEN DEM BEFOR. ITS DA TRAFFPHYD BOYZ
The Vyro'Ralza hovered around, and the Loron hid.
Vyro'Ralza - This one's worthless. Let it get caught in the blast.
Before they left, Kolossus appeared.
Vyro'Ralza - Kolossus, what are you doing here? Oh, time travel. What do you need?
Kolossus - By all means, ensure that this vessel, and all others with a similar signature, are left unharmed, please.
Vyro'Raza - Very well. Continuing search and pre-attack destruction.
The Warbosses blew a sigh of relief.
Fre'kloar - wat da hell just happened man
Jol'kiar - dat kolossus dood saved us man
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - The Legion's stealth troopers, the Vyro'Ralza are often sent ahead for scouting, and early investigation/destruction when it comes to obliterating universes.
Fre'kloar - HOW LONG TIL DA XHODDIES ARRIVE?
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - They won't. They'll damage this universe from outside.
Voa'reak - da hell dats wimpy
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - No, it's just quicker.
Fre'kloar - OMD MAN DA PLACE IS SHAKIN
Jol'kiar - oi man its dem pigfaces I rememba dem bein ded wat da hell
They seemed to be preparing somethig. Nearby, however a DCP ship arrived.
Grimbolsaurian captain - Oh, Loron. We're both on the same side here, you must realise, but in case you didn't already know, the Xhodocto are attacking.
Fre'kloar - WE KNO DUMBO WE AINT STOOPID
Grimbolsaurian - And also, you might want to get into arks.
The Vi'Navitum and Vyro'Narza they saw landed arks on several worlds
Fre'kloar - dey betta land som on our worlds...
The arks were finsiehd, and all worlds besides Da Rogue Boyz' were saved.
Kal'kuir - DEY LEFT US BEHIND?
Grimbolsaurian captain - Quickly, get in this ark! This one's in space!
An ark in space landed just near them, and all Da Rogue Boyz got in ships to get into the ark in space.
Jol'kiar - neva touf I wuld sey dis but...fanks grimby boy
Grimbolsaurian captain - We're all on the same side here.
The ships all went inside the ar, which was bigger on the inside, but still small for them.
Fre'kloar - MAN DIS IS CROWDED
Voa'reak - WOAH MAN ALL KINDS OF ALIENS IN DIS PLACE
Suddenly, they saw Zr'Ahgloth near them.
Zr'Ahgloth - OI YOO
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ YOO
The two had a cowboy stare off, before the Vi'Navitum told them to stop or get kicked out.
Fre'kloar - i cant beleev ill have ta travel wiv yoo oh ma dayz yor a wimp yoo joined uno
Zr'Ahgloth - i cant beleev ill have ta travel wiv yoo oh ma dayz yor dum yoo didnt join uno
Around them, they felt a massive rumbling, and felt movement.
Jol'kiar - da xhoddies is heer...
Fre'kloar - its ok man we're safe
The Warbosses huddled up all together, until the rumbling stopped, and they were let out. All Da Rogue Boyz ships waited in a queue to leave and go to their new home.
Knar'gank - huh. i hope da pizza survived.
??? - Hello Loron, this is Apalos. Before we direct you to your knew home, we must ensure a few things first
Fre'kloar - EEK MAN WHERS DAT COMIN FROM
Kal'kuir - hur hur yoo eeked like a chik
Fre'kloar - shut up an lissen man
Apalos - Ok, first of all, what did your experience on your transportation?
Voa'reak - im hungry man i wanna eet ya
Apalos - Hunger? Ok. Secondly, did you at any point encounter a demon?
Kal'kuir - do traffphyd boyz count?
Apalos - Yes. Any interaction with you?
Fre'kloar - eeeerrmm nah nah
Apalos - I see. And finally, we're currently passing over nanomachines to the populace. These will help you get over any sicknesses left over as a result of that travel. Anything you have to say about this?
Fre'kloar - WE DUNT NEED DESE MAN WE IS LORONZ SIKNESS DUESNT SCARE US
Apalos - Ok, that'll be all. Your new home will be in the Borealis Galaxy.
The warbosses looked at each other, and shrugged.
Apalos - So, there's no objections there?
Fre'kloar - guess not
Apalos - Ok. I warn you, the Vyro'Narza say that UNO might arrive there at some point.
Fre'kloar - HUR. LET DEM COM. WELL SMASH DEM
Apalos - I figured that'd be your response. Ok, we'll transport your ships to the appropriate desinations.
Fre'kloar - fine man
Apalos - Ok, I think that's all.
The transmission closed.
Voa'reak - neva herd of Borealis man i wonda how its liek
Fre'kloar - we're about ta find out
Da Rogue Boyz, by this time, had explored Borealis for a long time.
Fre'kloar - MAN DIS GALAXYS SIK MAN PLENTY OF PEEPZ TA MUG AN ROB AN PLENTY OF OVA PEEPZ TA EET
Voa'reak - LOADS OF PLANETS TA PLANT PIZZA AN HAV PARTIES MAN DIS GALACSIS SIK
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - And now, I don't have to jump to subspace, the Cold Relays do that for me. I'm happy here!
Fre'kloar - hur yoo flirts wiv da cold relays
Kal'kuir - big geek an da relays, sittin in a tree...hur hur hur
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Incoming transmission:
A purple robot came on screen. It was a Tralkikianoe.
Jol'kiar - da hells dat
Tralkikianoe - We are the Tralkikianoe. We were insrtucted by Kolossus to give you some technology.
Fre'kloar - relly man? dats sik
Tralkikianoe - So we'll give you a quantum replicator, particle cannons and superlasers. Oh, and the ability to create hypermatter.
Fre'kloar - makes me wonda man. whys kolossus helpin us so much?
Tralkikianoe - He has his reasons. Anyway, you probably want to know what this stuff does?
Kal'kuir - I DO MAN
A list appeared on the screen.
Tralkikianoe - Quantum replicator- turns any material into something else. You can, thus, turn wood into metal.
Tralkikianoe - Now then, partile cannons: starship guns which are, let's just say, incredibly effective.
Voa'reak - hur i want a sik gun
Tralkikianoe - I'll send someone there to make you one.
Voa'reak - sik man yor awsum
Tralkikianoe - One thing though.
Voa'reak - wat?
Tralkikianoe - You are instructed to meet someone called Mac, Fre'kloar, and spy on him.
Fre'kloar - alrite
Tralkikianoe - Ok, that is all.
The transmission ended.
Fre'kloar - sik we get lots of gunz lets blow UNO up wiv dem when we can
Kal'kuir - yeh