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Da Rebellion was the time in which Da Rogue Boyz began, and is a subplot of the Second Ottzello War.

Fre'kloar's rebellion

Zr'Ahgloth's homies met together in a room, to discuss what would happen to Zr'Ahgloth.

Thr'aloy - OI BOYZ WAT NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTHS GON
Fl'Ontalyx - DA HELL MAN WE CANT STAY WIVOUT A PROPA BIG BOSS
Thr'aloy - EXACTLY MAN SO WE GOTTA HAV PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW
Fr'unthopal - OI I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW AS IM DA BEST RAPPA DERE IS
Thr'aloly - SHUT UP MAN I HERD YA MIXTAPE ITS WORSE DAN YA ALBUM
Fr'unthopal - YA MOM DOES CRAP MIXTAPE SHUT UP
Thr'aloly - DAT DUNT MAKE SENSE YA DUMBO

Big Boss Lo'Thakkon stepped forward.

Lo'Thakkon - I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERED ME OVA YOO LOT ANYWAY
Other Loron Warboss - HUR I FINK YOR ALL STOOPID THR'ALOY SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW COS ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERRED HIM LOTS
Thr'aloy - SAFE MAN BUT I DONT WANNA BE DAT

All other bosses were shocked, calling "WAT DA HELL"

Thr'aloy - NAH MAN I FINK ITS STOOPID DAT I SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW YEH COS I CANT BE AS GOOD AS ZR'AHGLOTH AN I RESPECT MA HOMIE. IF YOO WAS HIS TROO HOMIES YOO WOODENT TAKE HIS JOB YA LOSAS. IM GOIN NOW GOTTA BATTA DEM KRALGIE BOYZ

The other bosses all remained quiet.


"YOO ALLS DUM I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW"

Lo'Thakkon - WHO DA HELL AR YOO LOSA GET LOST MAN YOO DONT GOT NO LIFE AN TELL ME WHO YA AR

Fre'kloar entered the room.

Fre'kloar - IM YOR NOO BOSS SO SHUT UP
Lo'Thakkon - YOO WISH DUMBO YOO AN ZR'AHGLOTH NEVA GOT ALONG
Fl'Ontalyx - YEH MAN YOO CALLED HIS MOM DUM AN HE BATTERED YOO HUR HUR
Fr'unthopal - wat i fort Fre'kloar wasnt far off winnin?

The others quickly hushed Fr'unthopal.

Fre'kloar - HUR YOR A BUNCHA LOSAS RESPECTIN DAT DUMBO. IMMA BE A MUCH BETTA LEEDA DAN HE EVER WUS YOOS SEE
Fl'Ontalyx - NOW YOOS DEFO NOT GETTIN DA ROLE

All of the Warbosses turned on Fre'kloar.

Fre'kloar - IMMA BE DA BOSS EVEN IF I HAV TA KILL YAS ALL

Everyone boss shoved him to the wall, each punching him in succession. Fre'kloar got his shanka and tried to fight back. Fre'kloar, despite his strength, couldn't take them all on.

Fre'kloar - AAARGH IF I CANT BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS DEN IMMA MAKE MA OWN LORON EMPIRE

The Warbosses laughed at his face and spit saliva all over him.

Fr'unthopal - JUS GET OUT WHILE YA STIL CAN

Fre'kloar got up, flipped off to the other Warbosses, and ran away. Thr'aloy returned.

Thr'aloy - wat a losa
Fr'unthopal - yor bak? did ya chanj ya mind?
Thr'aloy - nah I just got bak cus I forgot ma shanka heer...OI WHERES MA SHANKA

Thr'aloy looked around, and saw his prized shanka had been stolen. He picked up a pizza cutter knife,a nd used it as his new shanka.

Fr'unthopal - so man, wat we gonna do? we gonna go batta dem?
Thr'aloy - nah keep discussin da propa big boss fer now. I got a pro ta handle dis...

A boss, Knar'gank entered the room.

Thr'aloy - id like ta introduce ya to da best an oldest warboss eva. like me he didnt wanna be propa big boss fer now.
Fl'Ontalyx - OH MA DAYZ LOOK AT DA SIZE OD DAT GUY

Knar'gank simply stood there, silently.

Thr'aloy - he gonna take out all da rogue boyz dat get in da way of da propa big loron's return...
Lo'Thakkon - dats sik but why eint he talkin?
Thr'aloy - he dont need ta talk cos hes a badman hur
Knar'gank - oi Thr'aloy one of ma old mates Jol'kiar left wiv dat Fre'kloar dumbo
Fl'Ontalyx - I herd Jol'kiar wus Fre'kloars homie sinc a long time ago
Lo'Thakkon - meh man who cares
Thr'aloy - basically yeh Fre'kloar used ta moan all da time da only reeson i didnt punch him often was cos of Jol'kiar.
Fr'unthopal - dont lie yoo didnt punch him cos hes jus as tuff as yoo
Lo'Thakkon - wat man Fre'kloars a wimp. is yoo callin Thr'aloy a wimp?
Thr'aloy - shut up man fre'kloars actually tuff
Fl'Ontalyx - no way man dont lie?
Thr'aloy - im serius
Fr'unthopal - how dum is dat man
Thr'aloy - ino
Knar'gank - imma get moovin now. yoo lot chat bout dat.
Thr'aloy - den dat is da start of Da Rebellion. AM WHOS DA NOO BOSS??

Da Jetpak Boyz

Fre'kloar was searching around on a nearby planet with Jol'kiar.

Jol'kiar - wats up man?
Fre'kloar - hur man we will need mor boyz if we wanna make our own empire
Jol'kiar - yeh man. OI I GOT AN IDEA
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN
Jol'kiar - IF YOO IS RITE IN DAT YOO WANNA MAKE DA BES LORON EMPIRA EVA WE SHOOD UNITE DA ROGUE LORONZ EMPIREZ ENNIT?
Fre'kloar - DATS NOT A DUM IDEA MAN LETS DO IT
Jol'kiar - YEH MAN BUT WE WOODENT ALLY AL OF DEM JUS DA BIG ONES FER NOW

Fre'kloar thought for a moment, then remembered something.

Fre'kloar - I KNO WHERE TA START MAN I REMEMBA DEM DUM WARBOSSES TALKIN ABOOT A BIG ROGUE EMPIRE LED BY SOM DOOD CALLED GRATZ'KAOZ
Jol'kiar - HIM? MAN HES PROPA CRAZY I DUNNO HOW HE LIVED FER DAT LONG
Fre'kloar - WHY MAN? IS HE A BIG BOY TOO?
Jol'kiar - HES BIGGA DAN ME
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL DATS PROPA BIG DEN. STILL HE MUST BE OLD SO I BET HES ALL TIRED AN CANT FIGHT ANYMOR HUR HUR HUR
Jol'kiar - YOOD BE SURPRISED MAN WHY DONT WE GO TA GET SMALLA EMPIRES FIRS?
Fre'kloar - HUR MAN FINE DUNNO WHY YOOZ ALL SO SCARED OF DIS DOOD BUT FINE
Jol'kiar - ONE OF MA OLD HOMIEZ VOA'REAK HAS A PRETTY GOOD EMPIYA. WHY DONT YA TALK TA HIM?
Fre'kloar - LETS GO MAN

The two stole a Propa Big Empire ship, and flew through hyperspace to reach the Voa'reak empire.

Jol'kiar - yoo redy blud?
Fre'kloar - yeh man

The two wandered around, but were met by several Loron with jumpacks, who landed around them.

Jetpak Boyz - WHO DA HELL AR YOO?
Jol'kiar - OI I WANNA TALK TA VOA'REAK
Jetpak Boyz - GET LOST YA DUMBO

They jumped around, kicking the two, whogot up and ripped off their jetpaks.

Fre'kloar - CHEETAS
Jol'kiar - YOO LOTS ALL DUM UNLIKE YOO I CAN FLY HUR HUR HUR

The last Jetpak Boi whose jetpak had't been removed, challenged Jol'kiar to a fight in the skies. Jol'kiar accepted and flew hight to fight the Jetpak Boy.

Jetpak Boi - HUR IM DA JETPAK BOSS ROUND HEER MAN IM VOA'REAKS APPRENTICE
Jol'kiar - YOO LOOK DUM AN I BET YA MOM DOES TOO SO LETS FINISH DIS FAST I WANNA TALK TO VOA'REAK

The Jeptak Boss flew around in circles, then get behind Jol'kiar and strangled him frombehind. Jol'kiar grabbed the Boss's hands and threw him forward. The Jetpak boss crashed into the tree, and clung onto it. Jol'kiar charged into the Boss and started to punch and kick him several times.

Jetpak Boss - OH WAT DA HELL

The jetpak boss fell out of the skies, and the straps for his jetpak came off. the jetpak flew around on its own, before exloding into a firework.

Fre'kloar - ooooo i like when stoof goes boom hur hur hur
Jetpak Boss - IMMA KILL YOO BAD

The Boss tried to fly, but forgot his wings didn't work like Jol'kiar's.

Jetpak Boss - YOO CHEETA YOO GOT WINGS DAT WORK AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

He crashed on the floor, and was unconcious. While he had the chance, Jol'kiar jumped straight and landed on his head, squashing it with his weight.

Fre'kloar - dat was sik
Jol'kiar - hur man his bones cracked from dat jump. An i see yoo battered his boyz?
Fre'kloar - yeh man when yoo remov dese jetpaks dey get all dum
Jol'kiar - i herd dat dis Voa'reak has neva lost his jetpak. he has bin wearing it for yeers man, like since he was born. neva had it off.
Fre'kloar - relly? he sure luvs flyin den
Jol'kiar - his jetpak flies way fasta dan my wings we betta be good
Fre'kloar - yeh we shuld go find him now

The two rushed into the city. Everyone was watching or paticipating 'da jetpak race gamez', so they simply walked into the stadium, and walked out on front.

Voa'reak - WHO DA HELL IS DAT DUMBO DISTURBIN DA GAME?
Fre'kloar - da hell man even deyr chikz hav jetpaks...OI WHOS CALLIN ME DUMBO YA MOM IS
Voa'reak - WAT MA WARBOSS DIDNT KILL YA? RITE IMMA DO IT MASELF

Voa'reak blew the whistle, stopping the game. Everyone joined the crowd, and Voa'reak jumped down to fight them.

Jol'kiar - OI VOA'REAK CALM DOWN MAN YOO FORGOT WHO I IS?
Voa'reak - OH YOO? OI JOL'KIAR MA HOMIE

Voa'reak gave Jol'kiar the safe sign.

Jol'kiar - SIK MAN WE HAD TA DEEL WIV YOR WARBOSSES DEY TRIED TA KILL ME AN MA HOMIE FRE'KLOAR
Voa'reak - HUR DATS MA LORON DERE ALWAYS BATTARIN WHOEVA STANDS IN YA WAY. whos dis losa tho?
Fre'kloar - I IS FRE'KLOAR MAN IM ON MA WAY TA MAKE DA BEST LORON EMPIRE DERE IS
Voa'reak - HOW?
Fre'kloar - IMMA UNITE DA ROGUE LORON EMPIRES WIV ME AS DA BOSS
Voa'reak - SIK MAN DT WOOD BE BIGGA DAN DA PROPA BIG LORON EMPIRE... BUT I SHOOD BE BOSS
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I IS DA BOSS
Voa'reak - TELL YA WAT IF WE BOF FITE DA WINNAS DA BOSS ENNIT?
Fre'kloar - FINE DEN

Voa'reak turned his jetpack on, and flew around in circles in the air, to intimidate Fre'kloar.

Fre'kloar - HUR IMMA REMOV YOR JETPAK YOOLL GET DUM
Voa'reak - NO ONES REMOVED IT IN 9 YEERS
Fre'kloar - IMMA BE DA FURST DEN

Fre'kloar jumped and grabbed onto Voa'reak. He tried to removed the jetpack, but it was screwed into his back.

Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN DERES NO WAY TA REMOVE DIS
Voa'reak - ITS ATTACHED TO MA BODY DATS WHY NO ONES REMOVED IT

Fre'kloar started to punch Voa'reak. Voa'reak shook Fre'kloar off, and landed right next to him.

Voa'reak - YOR DUM
Fre'kloar - YA MOM

They brawled for a while, but Frekloar knocked Voa'reak to the ground. Fre'kloar started to jump on Voa'reak several time.

Voa'reak - WAT DA HELL IM MENT TA BE DA ONE DOIN DA JUMPIN??
Fre'kloar - HUR HUR HUR

Fre'kloar kicked Voa'reak in the stomach. Voa'reak, with the last of his strength, flew in the air again. Fre'kloar tried to catch him, but couldn't.

Voa'reak - NOW YOOZ LOOZ!!!!

Voa'reak tried to stomp Fre'kloar with all his strenght. However, Fre'kloar evaded in the last second, causing Voa'reak to be slammed against the ground.

Voa'reak - AAAGGGGH. FINE MAN I ADMIT DEFEET

Fre'kloar helped Voa'reak get up. The crowd all cheered for the fighting.

Voa'reak - so den. yoo got ma groop wiv ya. wat do we do now?
Fre'kloar - dunno man lets get som pizza?
Voa'reak - hur hur hur I fink imma like hangin wiv ya

The Jatpak Boyz united with Fre'kloar. However, another Warboss was watching their moves...

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