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Da Rebellion was the time in which Da Rogue Boyz began, and is a subplot of the Second Ottzello War.

Fre'kloar's rebellion

Zr'Ahgloth's homies met together in a room, to discuss what would happen to Zr'Ahgloth.

Thr'aloy - OI BOYZ WAT NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTHS GON
Fl'Ontalyx - DA HELL MAN WE CANT STAY WIVOUT A PROPA BIG BOSS
Thr'aloy - EXACTLY MAN SO WE GOTTA HAV PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW
Fr'unthopal - OI I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW AS IM DA BEST RAPPA DERE IS
Thr'aloly - SHUT UP MAN I HERD YA MIXTAPE ITS WORSE DAN YA ALBUM
Fr'unthopal - YA MOM DOES CRAP MIXTAPE SHUT UP
Thr'aloly - DAT DUNT MAKE SENSE YA DUMBO

Big Boss Lo'Thakkon stepped forward.

Lo'Thakkon - I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERED ME OVA YOO LOT ANYWAY
Other Loron Warboss - HUR I FINK YOR ALL STOOPID THR'ALOY SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW COS ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERRED HIM LOTS
Thr'aloy - SAFE MAN BUT I DONT WANNA BE DAT

All other bosses were shocked, calling "WAT DA HELL"

Thr'aloy - NAH MAN I FINK ITS STOOPID DAT I SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW YEH COS I CANT BE AS GOOD AS ZR'AHGLOTH AN I RESPECT MA HOMIE. IF YOO WAS HIS TROO HOMIES YOO WOODENT TAKE HIS JOB YA LOSAS. IM GOIN NOW GOTTA BATTA DEM KRALGIE BOYZ

The other bosses all remained quiet.


"YOO ALLS DUM I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW"

Lo'Thakkon - WHO DA HELL AR YOO LOSA GET LOST MAN YOO DONT GOT NO LIFE AN TELL ME WHO YA AR

Fre'kloar entered the room.

Fre'kloar - IM YOR NOO BOSS SO SHUT UP
Lo'Thakkon - YOO WISH DUMBO YOO AN ZR'AHGLOTH NEVA GOT ALONG
Fl'Ontalyx - YEH MAN YOO CALLED HIS MOM DUM AN HE BATTERED YOO HUR HUR
Fr'unthopal - wat i fort Fre'kloar wasnt far off winnin?

The others quickly hushed Fr'unthopal.

Fre'kloar - HUR YOR A BUNCHA LOSAS RESPECTIN DAT DUMBO. IMMA BE A MUCH BETTA LEEDA DAN HE EVER WUS YOOS SEE
Fl'Ontalyx - NOW YOOS DEFO NOT GETTIN DA ROLE

All of the Warbosses turned on Fre'kloar.

Fre'kloar - IMMA BE DA BOSS EVEN IF I HAV TA KILL YAS ALL

Everyone boss shoved him to the wall, each punching him in succession. Fre'kloar got his shanka and tried to fight back. Fre'kloar, despite his strength, couldn't take them all on.

Fre'kloar - AAARGH IF I CANT BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS DEN IMMA MAKE MA OWN LORON EMPIRE

The Warbosses laughed at his face and spit saliva all over him.

Fr'unthopal - JUS GET OUT WHILE YA STIL CAN

Fre'kloar got up, flipped off to the other Warbosses, and ran away. Thr'aloy returned.

Thr'aloy - wat a losa
Fr'unthopal - yor bak? did ya chanj ya mind?
Thr'aloy - nah I just got bak cus I forgot ma shanka heer...OI WHERES MA SHANKA

Thr'aloy looked around, and saw his prized shanka had been stolen. He picked up a pizza cutter knife,a nd used it as his new shanka.

Fr'unthopal - so man, wat we gonna do? we gonna go batta dem?
Thr'aloy - nah keep discussin da propa big boss fer now. I got a pro ta handle dis...

A boss, Knar'gank entered the room.

Thr'aloy - id like ta introduce ya to da best an oldest warboss eva. like me he didnt wanna be propa big boss fer now.
Fl'Ontalyx - OH MA DAYZ LOOK AT DA SIZE OD DAT GUY

Knar'gank simply stood there, silently.

Thr'aloy - he gonna take out all da rogue boyz dat get in da way of da propa big loron's return...
Lo'Thakkon - dats sik but why eint he talkin?
Thr'aloy - he dont need ta talk cos hes a badman hur
Knar'gank - oi Thr'aloy one of ma old mates Jol'kiar left wiv dat Fre'kloar dumbo
Fl'Ontalyx - I herd Jol'kiar wus Fre'kloars homie sinc a long time ago
Lo'Thakkon - meh man who cares
Thr'aloy - basically yeh Fre'kloar used ta moan all da time da only reeson i didnt punch him often was cos of Jol'kiar.
Fr'unthopal - dont lie yoo didnt punch him cos hes jus as tuff as yoo
Lo'Thakkon - wat man Fre'kloars a wimp. is yoo callin Thr'aloy a wimp?
Thr'aloy - shut up man fre'kloars actually tuff
Fl'Ontalyx - no way man dont lie?
Thr'aloy - im serius
Fr'unthopal - how dum is dat man
Thr'aloy - ino
Knar'gank - imma get moovin now. yoo lot chat bout dat.
Thr'aloy - den dat is da start of Da Rebellion. AM WHOS DA NOO BOSS??

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