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Chapter 1[]

An ordinary day, in a typical Loron city school. When school ended, the Loron joined their gangs and set out into the city to see who next to rob, steal or fight, or which bar to hang out in. However, one Loron walked home on his own.

? - skools borin man lots of dum peepz an teechas an nuffin interestin ta do

He walked down the typical ally to his home. Everything was quieter than usual, and he felt uneasy as he walked the dirty streets to his house.

? - dis feels dum man i wanna get home fast

Suddenly, several Loron in the same patterened clothes - clearly part of a hang, shoved the lone Loron against the wall on the ally.

One of the Gang, the largest and wearing a bandana, yelled at him.

Loron Gangboss - HUR GRATZ'KAOZ. YOO FORGOT TA GIV ME YOR LUNCH MONEY TODAY.
Gratz'kaoz - LEEV ME ALON MAN
Loron Gangboss - GIV ME YOR MONEY AN I MITE FINK ABOUT IT

The gang punched him in the face repeatedly.

Gratz'kaoz - OW OW FINE HEER TAKE IT

The Loron Gangboss took the money, counted it to ensure it was correct.

Loron Gangboss - GOOD. YOOV REMEMBERED DAT I CHARG INTEREST WEN YOO FORGET.

Gratz'kaoz cried and ran away home the fastest he could.

Gratz'kaoz - LOSAS...ONE DAY YOR GONNA B SORRY...

Gratz'kaoz returned to his own clothes, to see more graffiti written on it. A Loron graffiti writer was hanging around, nearly finished writing something.

Loron Graffiti writer - OH. YOR HEER. I FORT I WULD B FINISHED DECORATIN OR HOUSE BY NAO
Gratz'kaoz - MA HOUS MAN WAT DA HELLS WRONG WIV YOO
Loron Graffiti Writer - SHUT UP MAN I FORT YOO WAS TOO NICE TO CARE? HURHURHUR MAN. HAV YOO EVA REALISED? NO ONE LIEKS YOO!!
Gratz'kaoz - DATS NOT TRU STOP BULLYIN ME
Loron Graffiti Writer - IT IS TRU MATE... HOW COM YOR NOT IN A GANG WIV DA PEEPZ WHO STILL YOO FINK AR YOR MATES? IDIOT

Gratz'kaoz sniffed and looked down. He knew the graffity writer was right.

Loron Graffiti Writer - YEH DATSRITE. AN BTW YA REALISE IM DOIN DIS FER DA BOSS NOT TA DISS YOO?
Gratz'kaoz - wat?
Loron Graffiti Writer - CANT YA REED?

The graffiti read "This house is now for sale."

Gratz'kaoz - wat da hell? mai house eint fer sale
Loron Graffiti Writer - IT IS MAN DA OWNAS DED. IN DIS CASE YOR DAD.
Gratz'kaoz - WAT?!
Loron Graffiti Writer - YOR DAD TRIED TA FITE DA PEEPZ BULLYIN YOO BUT DEY BEET HIM UP SO NAO DIS HOUSE IS FER SALE. I RECKON YOOV GOT 2 DAYS TA LIV HEER BEFOR ITS GON.
Gratz'kaoz - DIS CANT B HAPPENIN...MAI DAD WUS MAI ROLE MODEL HE WUS DA SIKKEST...
Loron Graffiti Writer - YOO LOOK UP TA SOMEONE WHOS BODY IS NAO ON DA STREETZ WIV BLOOD? MAN... YOR AN IDIOT. ITS FUNNY YOO DUNT RAP LIEK DA PROPA BOYZ YOO MAEK BEETZ AN MAKIN BEETZ IS A MEKKAS JOB BUT YOR TOO DUM TA DO DAT. I SWER I HOP DA NOO PERSON LIVIN HEER IS SIK
Gratz'kaoz - JUST SHUT UP MAN
Loron Graffiti Writer - WELL IV WRITTEN IT. CYA LOSA. I HOPE I DUNT SEE YOO THO HURHURHUR

The Loron Graffiti Writer ran off to do his next job.

Gratz'kaoz - wat am i gonna do nao...

Gratz'kaoz ran into his room, crying.

Gratz'kaoz arrived in his same old room, which unlike most Loron, was clean, with little clothes, little weaponry, and a computer. Gratz'kaoz cried, but then stopped. He clutched his fists.

Gratz'kaoz - FUK YOO. FUK YOO ALL. YOR GONNA FUKIN DAI!!!!!!!!

Gratz'kaoz saw visions of the gangs who attacked him, the people ridiculing him and everyone, and punched them. He was, in fact, smashing up his own house. The visions stopped when he fell to the floor of his rubbled house.


Norol - Ok, check. Gratz'kaoz?

A Norol was checking Gratz'kaoz and other Loron into an orphanage. The other Loron around him were clearly aggressive, and had all signs to show that they were far from ordinary Loron.

Gratz'kaoz - WAT
Norol - Say yes, to register yourself.
Gratz'kaoz - YEH
Norol - All right.

Gratz'kaoz was escortd into the orphanage, but to humans, it'd appear more like an asylum. The building looked menacing, possibly due to the angry faces drawn on it, and the spikes of metal. The orphaned Loron outside were all fighting, with the Norol doing nothing to stop it. It was a Loron city... but in a more cmpressed space. There was blood even on the outside of th building. Gratz'kaoz just walked through it, quiet.

? - Oh look, we've got a new one.
Gratz'kaoz - wat

Gratz'kaoz looked and saw a Loron shorter than him, whose skin was darker than everone else'. He talked far more sophisticated to the others.

Gratz'kaoz - dunt botha me
? - Oh me? Well if I'm gonna bother you... you really should check out the others. They don't take kindly to new orphans at all. Especially if they were reliant on parents for survival and sad after the parents recently died.
Gratz'kaoz - ...nevamind soz. can i stay wiv ya?
? - I suppose you can.
Gratz'kaoz - dats sik. im gratz'kaoz man wats yor name?
? - My name is Zr'An'Kar. Yes, my dad named me after the God of War himself, as my 'gift', or 'curse', reminded him of the God of War. And this-

Zr'An'Kar pointed to a pair of eyes which changed to a Loron -

? - is Knar'thil.
Gratz'kaoz - wat wus dat bout? is he one of dese sneekas?
Zr'An'Kar - That's correct. The two of us only survive because of how we work together cunningly. But we need a, "strong" member to truly survive, and I can definately say you are.
Gratz'kaoz - i fink im gonna liek bein wiv yoo two
Zr'An'Kar - Maybe so. But, we must be going. You ought to settle into your new home.
Gratz'kaoz - yeh

Gratz'kaoz walked into his home, ad was confronted by another Loron larger than himself.

Loron Gangboss - YOO ALLRITE? YOO NOO HEER?
Gratz'kaoz - yeh im noo
Loron Gangboss - OK. DUNT YOO MESS WIV US OK?
Gratz'kaoz - yeh yeh
Loron Gangboss - HMMM I CANT TRUS YOO

The Gangboss punched him in the face.

Gratz'kaoz - WAT DA HELLS WRONG WIV YA
Gangboss - YOO IS

The Gangboss' gang arrived and all punched him, then checked his pockets for cash.

Gangboss - NO CASH? YOO KNO WAT WE DO TO DAT...

The Gangboss punched him harder, and the whole gang smashed him against the wall.

Gratz'kaoz - im tired...OF BEIN BEETEN UP

Gratz'kaoz let out a massive punch which sent the Gangobss flying.

Gangboss - ...SHIT MAN. OH YOO WANNA BRING IT? COM DEN

The Gangboss all got up, and his gang watched, rooting for him.

Gratz'kaoz - IM TIRED!!!! OF BEIN BEETEN UP!!!!

In a mindless rage, Gratz'kao attacked the Gangboss violently, even for a Loron.

Gangboss - ARGH SHIT MAN I GET DA IDEA

Gratz'kaoz killed the Gangboss, then grinned at his gang.

Gratz'kaoz - IM GONNA FUK ALL OF YOO UP

The Gang ran away. However, meanwhile, Knar'thil, who had watched, returned to Zr'An'Kar.

Zr'An'Kar - What did you see?
Knar'thil - dat guys mental man no jokin
Zr'An'Kar - What did he do?
Knar'thil - he ripped dat doods leg off den choked him wiv it
Zr'An'Kar - Excellent... I want his rage and strength to be built up. Spread word to all the gangs in here that Gratz'kaoz should be their biggest enemy... and I know that you can think of many reasons.
Knar'thil - i can sneek an make peepz believ it wus his fault an stoof
Zr'An'Kar - Yeah... stuff like that. Or just tell all the gangz that the noob is someone they should watdch out for; mentino a newbie and a name in the same sentence and something will happen.
Knar'thil - yeh man leev it ta me
Knar'thil saw a gang assembling in th classroom, known as the Badgangmanz. Knar'thil killed one of the members, took his clothes, and disguised as part of the gnagz, then met up in their meeting.

Badgangmnz Boss - so wats happened today besides da robbery an da shankin?
Knar'thil - oi boss deres dis noob dood
Badgangmanz - deres lots of noobz man
Knar'thil - yeh but dis eint liek dat uvas. yoo kno dat uva gang ova dere? he killed deyr boss
Badgangmanz - dunt lie??? so hes tryna act all sik???
Knar'thil - yeh da losa
Badgangmanz - oi so he shuld b settin up his room nao tomoz surprise him k?
Knar'thil - yeh
Badgangmanz Boss - OK. IMMA WERIT UP DA PLAN. OR FORC DA SOCIAL WORKA CHIKZ TA DO ONE FOR ME. YOO LOT GET SOM REST FER TODAY.
Gang - YEH


Back in the Rogue Krooza, while the Loron all listened to the story...

Fre'kloar - call me dum... but i jus gained a lot of respect fer gratz
Jol'kiar - i rememba him tellin me bout dis
Fre'kloar - oh yeh? so wat happened next?
Grak'tona - OI. WHOS DIS GEEZA AGEN?

Fre'kloar slapped Grak'tona.

Fre'kloar - DIDNT YOO REED DA FILES ON HIM?
Grak'tona - NAH REEDINS DUM
Fre'kloar - I FORT YOO WAS DA KING.
Grak'tona - AN DA KING SEZ DAT REEDINS BORIN
Jol'kiar - SHUT YA MOUF. WAT HAPPENED NEX WAS...

Chapter 2[]

Gratz'kaoz woke up to the soumn of an alarm bell. A norol Social Worker came in.

Norol - Hi... you need to report downstairs to eat breakfast.
Gratz'kaoz - SIK MAN FOOD
Norol - Yeah, the other Loron seem to love dinner times a lot...
Gratz'kaoz - im so hungry i culd eet an epik whole hur

Grtz'kaoz walked downstairs, and sat down next to Zr'An'Kar and Knar'thil.

Zr'An'Kar - Hi mate, you all right?
Gratz'kaoz - yeh
Zr'An'Kar - Great. It's breakfast time, so you should be careful.
Gratz'kaoz - bout wat?
Zr'An'kar - About, erm... food fights.

Suddenly a Loron from the Badgangmanz table stood up.

Badgangmanz Boy - OI LADZ LETS EET NAO ENNIT?
Gang - YEH

They went to other tables and pucnhed other Loron.

Zr'An'Kar - Well, eating time in ehre means... eating other Loron.
Knar'thil - dem badgangmanz seem to b dominant... i swer dere names dum it maeks no sens
Gratz'kaoz - hurhurhur...

Suddenly a Loron Boss from the gang walked up to Grtatz'kaoz and shoved him off his seat.

Badgangmanz Boss - SO YOR DA NOOB CAUSIN PROBLEMZ? YOO BETTA STAY OUTTA OUR WAY
Gratz'kaoz - WAT DA HELL LEEV ME ALON
Badgangmanz - I WILL IF YOO LEEV US ALON. K? NAO GIMME YOR PORSHONS OF FOOD AN IMMA LEEV YOO ALON
Gratz'kaoz - BUT IM HUNGRY MAN I NEED DESE
Badgangmanz - TUFF

Zr'An'Kar stood up and stared at the Badgangmanz oss and boyz. They all suddenly got scared.

Zr'An'Kar - I wouldn't advise that...
Badgangmanz Boss - err ok ok boyz lets eet our own food

The Badgangmanz Boyz sat down, and the fight settled completely.

Gratz'kaoz - woah man dey chikened out quik. how did yoo do dat?
Zr'An'Kar - They either naturally get scared of me, or I make them with mind control powers. Shall I show you why they're all scared of me?
Gratz'kaoz - yeh sur

Zr'An'Kar, from a distance, raised the Badgangmanz Boss in the air, shocked him with what appeared to be lightnnig, transformed him into a turtle, then struck him harded with lightning, and killed him. Zr'An'Kar then reversed the damage.

Gratz'kaoz - wow...dats da sikkest fing eva
Zr'An'Kar - It's nothing.


Later that day, Gratz'kaoz was in class. Zr'An'Kar was not in the class, and the Norol teaching could barely control the class.

Norol - Ok, what is the answer to this question? Gratz'kaoz?
Grakz'kaoz - hur idunno
Norol - Answer the question, now!

A Loron sitting next to him showed his clothing, and he wore the same patterns as the Badgangmanz gang.

Badgangangz Boy - GIV HIM A DETENSHON MAN HE WASNT PAYIN ATTENSHON
Norol - Erm... Gratz'kaoz, detention.
Gratz'kaoz - AW COM ON

The Norol transported Gratz'kaoz to the detention room. When Gratz'koz entered, he saw no paper writing at all. In fact, the only writing was in blood. The Norol shut the door behind him, and Gratz'kaoz was alone.

Gratz'kaoz - lame

Gratz'kaoz walekd forward, but then was spoken to from behind.

Badgangmanz Boss - heya homie...

The Badgnagmanz Boss got down from the ceiling.

Badgangmanz - DERES A MILLION REESONS I SHULD FITE YOO NAO... NAO GIMME A REESON I SHULDNT
Gratz'kaoz - ERM...
Badgangmanz Boss - YANNO WHAI IM MAD, DUNT YA?
Gratz'kaoz - NO MAN
Badgangmanz Boss - COS FANKS TO YOO MY DAD IS DED.

Badgangmanz spat on Gratz'kaoz.

Gratz'kaoz - wat da hell?
Badgangmanz Boss - YEH DATS RITE. REMEMBA ME?

Gratz'kaoz remembered him; he was from the gang that had beaten him up and robbed him shortly before being transferred to the orphanage.

Gratz'kaoz - hows yor dad bein ded mai fault man
Badgangmanz Boss - ITS SIMPL. I BEET YOO UP YOR DAD GOES TA BEET UP MY DAD. SO I AVENG MY DAD AN KILL YOR DAD.
Gratz'kaoz - ...SO IT WUS YOO WHO KILLED MY DAD
Badgangmanz Boss - YEP. NAO IMMA EITHA BEET YOO UP LIEK I USED TO BEFOR DIS PLAIC AN LIEK YOR DETENSHON IS MENT TO B... OR JUS KILL YOO LIEK YOR DUM OLD DAD
Gratz'kaoz - AN YOO KNO WAT IM GONNA DO? IM GONNA END YOR FUKKIN FAMILY NAO

Gratz'kaoz attacked the Badgangmanz Boss. The Boss retaliated by grabbing Gratz'kaoz, kicking him against the wall and consistently pucnhing him, reminding himself of the days he used to rob Gratz'kaoz this way.

Gratz'kaoz turned around and punched the Boss in the face, and then grabbed him by the legs, swung him around and threw him away.

Badgangmanz Boss - man how da fuk did yoo get betta

Gratz'kaoz simply roared in rage. The badangmanz Boss watched as Gratz'kaoz charged furiously forward towards him. He jumped over Gratz and kciked him, then kicked him harder, getting him on the floor.

The pain, however, merely enraged Gratz'kaoz more and made him stronger. He grabbed the Boss by the neck and threw him against the floor as well, jumped on him and broke one of his arms.

Badgangmanz Boss - FUKIN HELL

The Boss swung around with his better arm and threw a hard punch at Gratz'koz head. While it knocked Gratz'kaoz badly, the boss was hurt himself. The boss jumped and threw all his weight onto Gratz'kaoz.

Gratz'kaoz dodged, and the Boss fell down. Gratz jumped into the Boss's head the hardest he could, until he eventually got tired. The Boss was heavily hurt and wasn't moving anymore...

At that moment, a Norol arrived.

Norol - You've beaten him? It seems then that your detention is... finished.

Gratz'kaoz said nothing, and just exited the room.

Loron - oi gratz did yoo kill him... gratz?

A group of three Loron were outside the room, and had eagerly awaited what would happen.

Gratz'kaoz - only one of us came out of dere...wat do ya fink ya idiot

Gratz'kaoz kept walking.

Loron - man he klled badgangmanz boss... wot
Loron 2 - dat noobs sikka dan i fout man
Loron - trus but lets not pretend badgangmanz wasnt a noob onc
Loron 3 - yeh dats tru
Loron 2 - wait wait wot do yoo kno bout badgangmanz???
Loron 3 - yeh?
Loron - errr i dunno

The second Loron's skin colour seemed to change. It was Knar'thil. Knar'thil quickly stabbed the third Loron and shoved the first Loron against the wall to interrogate him.

Knar'thil - tell me all yoo kno bout badgangmanz rite nao...


Fre'kloar - woah man dis explains whai gratz is all pissed off all da tiem
Rel'larutina - It's funny; for once, I'm the one not paying attention to everything.
Jol'kiar - dat wus jus da start man. fings get a lot mor interestin afta dat...
Grak'tona - meh mai stories moar interestin
Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN ALL YOR STORIES BOUT SUM DUM "ABOMINABUL SNOW LORON" OR SUMFIN LIEK DAT
Grak'tona - DIS ONE EINT. I WAS BORN YEH I WAS BORN INTO A RICH FAMILY OF KINGS...


Grak'tona was sitting on his throne, next to his father, Gral'nako.

Grak'tona - oi dad how long befor im king man dis is borin
Gral'nako - shut up yor not redy
Grak'tona - omdz man

Grak'tona was taken by the snow guards to find out his next mission. He walked through the palace made of ice bricks and was presented with pizzas. Several Norol ran up to him screaming "we love you Grak'tona!" and Loron wlaked up to hi giving him free bling. He then arrived at the baracks, again made of ice bricks, and talked to the general.

Loron General - YOR MISHON, GREAT SON OF DA KING, IS TA GO DO DA IMPOSSIBUL TASK...
Grak'tona - NUFFINS IMPOSSIBUL TA ME MAN I IS DA BEST
Loron General - OH BUT YOO SEE. YOO MUST KILL DA ABOMINABUL SNOW LORON OF DA SOUTH. FINK YOOS UP TO IT?
Grak'tona - DA HELL? DAT BIG WHITE DOOD? BUT HES SCARY AS HELL MAN
Loron General - SHUT UP MAN

Grak'tona was escorted out into his magic royal sports car that ran on magic pizza, and zoomed off in one second to the Abominable Snow Loron. Grak'tona used his magic shield of royalty...ness... and slashed it, killing it with one hit.

Norol Princess - Oh, Grak'tona, I love you! Take me away...?


Fre'kloar - WAT. DA. HELL.
Drizz'pyrokirk - NAH MAN I WAS DERE YOO NEVA FORT HIM YOO JUS RAN AWAY LIKE A PUSSY HURHURHUR
Grak'tona - DEN YOR MEMORY SUKS
Jol'kiar - DAT NEVA FUKIN HAPPENED MAN. NAO SHALL WE GET ON WIV DA STORY PEEPUL CARE ABOUT?
Voa'reak - YEH AT LEEST GRATZS STORY HAS SUM SIK FIGHTIN MOMENTS
Knar'gank - i wanna kno wat happend to ma dad.

Chapter 3[]


Many years later, Gratz'kaoz was now a Betta (adult) Loron. As usual, he met in the canteen to eat dinner. Every Loron avoided the table, because of the three who sat there, the most scary people there.

Zr'An'Kar - We're ready to start the riot, Gratz'kaoz.
Gratz'kaoz - bout time. i been plannin dis fer a dozen months nao
Knar'thil - ok imma get in da posishon

It was all as planned. Knar'thil would kill the Loron Troopa in the canteen, signaling the fight. Zr'An'Kar would disable the weapons of all other Loron Troopas looknig after the orphanage, adn teh orphans would take over the place. Everyone anticipated the moment.... And the Troopa fell.

Zr'An'Kar - Ahah!

Zr'An'Kar, using his powers, destroyed the electricity of the building and used flames to light the way for everyone. But now, the Troopas' weapons wuldn't work.

Gratz'kaoz - OI BOYZ. DO YOO WANA SMASH DIS PLAIC?
All Loron - YEH
Gratz'kaoz - DEN JOIN ME

It was a massacre. Loron Troopas everywhere were dead,a dn the building was being smashed slowly by raging orphans.

After about 30 minutes of fighting, the building was destroyed.

Gratz'kaoz - FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM

As if to prove him wrong, Gratz'kaoz was punched by a large Loron in mafia uniform, and several Loron Troopas arrived with heavy machine guns, mowing down the raging orphans.

Gratz'kaoz - UNFAIR MAN YOO GOT SIK GUNZ

The figure kicked him. Gratz'kaoz saw... it was Zr'Ahgloth.

Zr'Ahgloth - I WAS ON VACASHON HEER AN YOO FUKIN KIDS RIOT AN I HAV TA DEEL WIV IT. FUK YOO!!!
Gratz'kaoz - OI OI WHO DO YOO FINK YOO IS? I MAY NOT HAV GUNZ BUT I GOT BIGGA FISTS DAN YORZ YA PRIK
Zr'Ahgloth - DO YOO REALIS WHO YOR TALKIN TO???

Zr'Ahgloth picked Gratz'kaoz up and threw him.

Zr'Ahgloth - I MAY B YUNG BUT IM STILL TUFFA HUR
Gratz'kaoz - wat da hell? ya piked me up liek I wus nuffin...WHO IS YOO?
Zr'Ahgloth - IM DA PROPA BIG BOSS OF DA LORONZ. DATS WHO I AM. I JUS TOOK OVA DA PROPA BIG LORON EMPIYA AN M GONNA MAEK CHANGS. I WAS GONNA ABOLISH ORPHANAGS BUT TO DO DAT I HAV TO KILL EVERY ORPHAN BEFOR SETTIN NOO SYSTEMS FER NOO ORPHANS.
Gratz'kaoz - SHUT UP MAN YOR NOT KILLIN MA BOYZ. IF YOR RELLY DA PROPA BIG BOSS DEN RELEES DOSE GUNZ AN FIGHT ME PROPA
Zr'Ahgloth- SUR WHAI NOT???

Zr'Ahgloth punched Gratzk'kaoz, flinging him across into the flaming building. Grat'kaoz was in agony, but then was pulled out and taken somewhere else. Gratz'kaoz passed out, unconscious.

??? - Gratz'kaoz, wake up!

Gratz'kaoz found himself surrounded by two Loron, one was Zr'An'Kar, the other was a Loron only just younger than him but older than Zr'Ahgloth.

Gratz'kaoz - wah...wat happened man?
? - yoo was knoked out man i saved ya
Zr'An'Kar - That blasted Knar'thil betrayed us... He was working for Zr'Ahgloth! I knew I shouldn't place my trust in the most infamous sneeka I know.
Gratz'kaoz - dat thico wus stronga dan anyfin i hav eva seen
Zr'An'Kar - Zr'Ahgloth? Yes.. and considering he's quite a bit younger than you. He seems to have perfect Loron genetics, and somehow his body doesn't age much... Anyway, Knar'thil was working for Zr'Ahgloth. I don't know what for, but I do know that we must now be on the run.
Gratz'kaoz - dats one fing i forgot ta plan befor we made da rebellion. wheres we supposed ta go nao? an whos dis dood agen? he said he saved me?
? - yeh
Gratz'kaoz - who is yoo?
? - ma names Jol'kiar man. im an orphan
Gratz'kaoz - Jol'kiar? neva seen yoo bak at da orphanage
? - im noo i lost ma dad man
Zr'An'Kar - Gratz'kaoz, one thing... surely you enjoy your way of fighting?
Gratz'kaoz - COURS I DO DATS A DUM QUESTION
Zr'An'Kar - You should take some extensive martial arts training. There's a tutor I know on another planet, if you want, I can teleport you to him. rbb
Gratz'kaoz - meh. fine


? - ALL RITE. LETS GO!

Gratz'kaoz was in martial arts training with 6 other Loron, looked afterby one coach. The coach walked up to Gratz'kaoz.

Martial Arts Coach - yooz doin well gratz. i heard tho dat yor on da run?
Gratz'kaoz - yeh
Martial Arts Coach - dunt worry i ent a snitch i wonttell of yas... but who yoo runnin from?
Gratz'kaoz - frum zr'ahgloth
Martial Arts Coach - dafuk man wat did yoo do???
Gratz'kaoz - I DID NUFFIN MAN HE JUS CAME IN AN KILLED ALL MA HOMIES
Martial Arts Coach - Zr'Ahgloth dunt kill fer no reeson man. ino he ent bin rula fer long but ino dat he dunt do dat. do yoo hav any parents?
Gratz'kaoz - nop. dey got killed by sum dum gang yeers ago
Martial Arts Coach - ah... so yooz an orphan? was yoo in an orphanag?
Gratz'kaoz - yeh. it sukked so we blew it up hurhurhur. an den zr'ahgloth came in
Martial Arts Coach - zr'ahgloth hates da orda around da loron plaics. orphanag is part of dat so he wnts to destroi dem an forget da orphan concept- ya dad dies den too bad. so hes gnna kill all orphans
Gratz'kaoz - hes a losa
Martial Arts Coach - rite den. REMEMBA FOCUS YA POWA INTO DA HIT. AIM FER DA WEEKNESS> EVALUATE OR OPPONENTS MOOVS LIEK LORON IS MENT TO DO. YOO GOTTA B FASTA. YOO GOTTA HAV DA TECHNEEK AN DA FOCUS. YOO GOTTA HAV DA POWA!!!

The Martial Arts students were given several metal test dummies. Gratz'kaoz attacked the dummies like the Coach instructed.

Martial Arts Coach - hmm gratz... yoo hav a distinct style betta dan da ovas yors is jus straight on rage an yoo let evryfin out. but yor focused dat way. dats sik. let da rage driv yor mind to da goal. also yor mind powa... ino loron hav strong mentalist powas but yors is ikka dan all of us... dafuk man i fort yoo was nice wen yoo was a kid?
Gratz'kaoz - i used ta b. den i lost ma parents. NOW ALL I WANT IS EVERYUN FUKKED
Mrtail Arts Coach - sik...

After every dummy was destroyed, all the 6 Loron trainees were put into battle.

Coach - RITE DEN. YOOV BIN TRAININ FER DAYZ AT DIS. NAO I WANT YOO TA TAKE EECH OVA OUT.
Gratz'kaoz - HURHURHUR WHOS GONNA DAI FURST?

Grtz'kaoz fought them all. After a fairly short fiht, each one was dead.

Coach - dafuk... wen i sed taek dem down i jus ment knock dem out... shit son yor sikka den i eva expected
Gratz'kaoz - HURHURHUR. WAT? YOR ALL DED ALREDY? MAN HOW BORIN


Several years later, Gratz'kaioz had been in multiple competitions under the same coach. Gratz'kaoz had far exceeded his coach' expectations, and now it was timne to battle for the ultimate title - Da Propa Sik Blakk Belt of Fitin.

Coach - YOO BIN TRAININ HARD FER DIS. BY NAO DA TECHNEEKS AN DA SPEED JUS COMES NATURALLY. YOOZ A LORON AN YOOV GOT FITIN IN YA GEENS. ALL TRAININ DOES IS GET DEM OUT AN MAEK DEM WAYY SIKKA.
Gratz'kaoz - DA BELTS ALREDY MINE. JUS DUNT KNO IT YET.
Coach - YOR UP AGENST MA FORMA PUPIL... HE FORGOT HIS OWN NAEM. HES CALLED... BADGANGMANZ.
Gratz'kaoz - WAAAT?!
Coach - BADGANGMANZ. HES DA SIKKEST FITA - APART FROM YOO - DAT IV EVA SEEN. YOR UP AGENST A PTTY SIK FOE... wat man yoo kno him
Gratz'kaoz - DAT MUTHAFUKAS DA ONE WHO KILLED MA PARENTS MAN. WE HAD DIS FIGHT IN DA ORPHANATE YEERS AGO I CANT BELEEV HE SURVIVED
Coach - OH. SO IT WAS YOO HE TALKED ABOUT??
Gratz'kaoz - HE TALKED BOUT ME?
Coach - HE SED DERE WAS ONE FITE HE HAD DAT HE ONLY JUS SURVIVED BUT STILL LOST DA FITE. HE HAD TA PLAY DED TA GET OUT ALIV SO HE GOT TRAININ FROM ME SO DAT HE CULD NOT FEEL SO BAD.
Gratz'kaoz - WAT A LOSA. IMMA MAKE SUR HE DUSNT SURVIVE TODAY
Coach - GOOD LUK. AN IF ANYFIN HAPPENS... YOO WER DA SIKKEST PUPIL EVA
Gratz'kaoz - YOR A SIK MENTA TOO

Gratz'kaoz and his mentor shook hands, and he walked intoa huge arena. The entire crowd was cheering, ad Gratz'kaoz wore a fake moustache to disguise his identity as an orphan. The Coach got on the microphone and announce the game.

Coach - BADMANZ AN NOROL-CHIKZ-WATEVAS. DIS IS A SIK NITE. IN ONE CORNA, WE HAV DA INFAMOUS BADGANGMANZ!! HE IS... wat da fuk man no one cares yoov all red his info is propa sik bin in tons of fites bla bla bla... an in da ova hand.. WE HAV... GRATZ... i meen... MOUSTACHE... MUSTASH DA DON!!!!

The crowd roared.

Gratz'kaoz - man yoo suk at makin names up
Coach - ok cut da chat no one cares... BEGIN

Gratz'kaoz stared at Badgangmanz, trying to contain himself.

Badgangmanz - dood wev bin fitin fer so long... how com one of us hasnt killed da ova/? our families is da worst enemies eva. one of us needs ta win. one families gotta com out. heers da deel - whoeva dies, dere body gets burnt so a chik cant maek a noo son. whoeva survives can giv dere geens to a chik or wen dey die give dere genes to a chik eitha way only one family livs on.
Gratz'kaoz - wait yoo can see thru ma mustache? dats dum
Badgangmanz - duh an i ent gonna snitch off yoo
Gratz'kaoz - i suppose dats guud frum yoo BUT YEH ONLY ONE FAMILYS GONNA CONTINUE TODAY. BAK I DA ORPHANAGE I BROKE YOR ARM AN NOW IMMA BRAKE YOR ENTIRE BODY
Badgangmanz - YOO CHEETED DEN.
Gratz'kaoz - SHUT UP MAN I DIDNT
Badgangmanz - DUNT LIE YA DID. I FINK.
Gratz'kaoz - NAH I BEET YOO FAIR AN SQUAR
Badangmanz - AN I WILL BEET YOO HEER

Badgangmanz charged at Gratz'koz and floored him, kicking him when he was down. Gratz got up and punched Badgangmanz several times, and then slammed him against a wall.

Badgngmanz - DIS BRINGS BAK MEMORIES... DUNT IT? I GUESS ITS YOR TURN...

Badgangmanz punched Gratz'kaoz and kicked him again harder.

Gratz grabbed Badgangmanz by the leg and swinged him around, then threw hima gainst the floor.

Gratz'kaoz - MEMORIES OF ME BEETIN YOO

Gratz'kaoz roared and jumped on Badgangmanz, and started a savage bloodlust. Gratz grabbed his rival's arm and ripped it off, and started to beat Badgangmanz up with it. He continued until the fight was announced as over, with Badgangmanz only barely conscious. The crowd was quite satisfied.

Badgangmanz - yoo... *cough* yoo fukin...

Badgangmanz' head fell.

Badganmanz - ...dikhed.
Gratz'kaoz - HURHURHURHUR. DIS IS FER MA DAD. AN IM LETTIN YOO LIV SO YOO CAN DAI BURNIN

Badgangmanz was escorted by his followers to a furnace outside the arena.

Coach - MOUSTASH DA DON IS DA WINNA!!!

The crowd roared in cheers. Gratz'kaoz posed and showed off his muscles while chewing Badgangmanz's severed arm.

The Coach came down to greet Gratz'kaoz.

Coach - fukin hell man... yoo did it. yoo nao hav da belt.

The Coach gave Gratz'kaoz a black belt with a golden symbol on it.

Coach - only 45 loronz hav dis belt yanno.
Gratz'kaoz - AN IM DA SIKKEST OF DEM ALL

Gratz'kaoz thought for a moment.

Gratz'kaoz - AN IMMA PROOV IT... BY KILLIN EVRY LORON WIV DA BELT. IM DA SIKKEST FITA EVA!!!
Coach - WAT DA HELL SO YOR KILLIN ME?
Gratz'kaoz - YEH. SOZ MAN YOO WUZ SIK BUT NAO YOO DAI

The Coach attempted to defend himself but Gratz'kaoz jumped on him and broke both his arms. Gratz clawed the Coach's eyes until he was blinded and attacked him mercilessly. It didn't take much for Gratz to win.

Coach - it seems... *cough*... dat i hav taught yoo well
Gratz'kaoz - i almost feel bad fer dis...ALMOST.
Coach - blud yor da best i eva tort... *cough* im proud to hav eva tort yoo. *cough* but i jus want one last request. sav ma son *cough*his names jol'kiar...
Gratz'kaoz - oi? dat names familiar. i fink i kno him

The Coach was now lifeless. The crowd cheered, and Gratz'kaoz walked off.


Jol'kiar - yep. it was him who killed ma dad. he only owned up to it liek jus a yeer befor i left him
Hagrto'Zhl - ta fink he culd kill da person who tort him so much... dats wat i call troo loron
Fre'kloar - meh fink wateva yoo want but i wuld neva kill ma menta as hes almost a dad fer me
Kal'kuir - FRE'KLOAR AN JOL'KIAR SITTIN IN A TREE
Fre'kloar - SHUDDUP BEFOR I SMAK YOO
Knar'gank - my dad was da sikkest eva.
Voa'reak - dat uva sneekas wus yor granddad rite? who wus yor dad den?
Jol'kiar - its funny yoo shuld say dat fre'kolar... cos i fort da saem wen gratz'kaoz was my mentor. it was liek da same fing. cept im not crazi hurhur. an com ta fink of it... wat did happen ta knar'thil? i forgot man
Grak'tona - so yoov forgot da rest of da story? well whil yor tellin it...



Grak'tona, a young mysterious and handsome prince, rode his snow horse to the-


Fre'kloar slapped Grak'tona. Grak'tona - WAT
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOR STORIES DAT YOO MAED UP
Drizz'pyrokirk - hur mysterious an handsum. dats jus ovakill
Grak'tona - shut up yor faic is so ugly its ovakill
Drizz'pyrokirk - hurhurhur
Jol'kiar - so lets continue wiv da REAL story nao ennit?
Grak'tona - if yoo remembered it
Jol'kiar - ...actually nah i cant rememba wat happened wiv knar'thil. i fink he died or sumfin
Knar'gank - dum
Fre'kloar - can yoo rememba da story at all????

Tuolo stepped in between them.

Tuolog - He not know the story.
Brag'klogga - WATS YOO DOIN HEER IMMA BLOW YOO UP
Tuolog - I been here this whole time telling you...
Brag'klogga - yoo bein? meh i dunt pay attenshion to losas
Tuolog - Well anyway....

Chapter 4[]

Zr'An'Kar - You have done well...

Gratz'kaoz and Zr'An'Kar had rented out a room in a hotel, still in disguise, on the run from the Propa Big Loron Empire. Their wanted posters were found around the entire empire.

Gratz'kaoz - hur i find dis whole fing pretty funny
Zr'An'Kar - There is, however, more training you must do.
Gratz'kaoz - relly?
Zr'An'Kar - This time you will be out of the dimension for, what will be years to you, but only a day for us.
Gratz'kaoz - wat?

Zr'An'Kar teleported Gratz'kaoz to another realm. He was in pitch black.


On the cruiser...

Zalk;don - WOAH WOAH WOAH. WAIT A SEC MAN
Naktor'zak - yeh im gettin confused nao
Voa'reak - YEH I FINK I KNO... SO ZR'AN'KAR IS KOLOSSUS???
Hagto'Zhl - im not surprised by dat

Fre'kloar slapped Voa'reak.

Fre'kloar - DUH
Kal'kuir - so our god...an our original biggast enemy? HOW DUM
Fre'kloar - meh. its still weird tho zr'an'kar was named afta himself
Hagto'Zhl - dad wus always a littel narcissist hur


Gratz'kaoz was in pitch dark, but suddenl several lights came on. He was inside what appeared to be an enormous complex with every piece of machiner made of gold metal, and several pieces of an enormous seemingly never ending complex floating around.

Gratz'kaoz - WATS DIS MAN

A figure appeared before him, a short, green-ish figure in tribal outfit...

? - My name Tuolog. I teach you.
Gratz'kaoz - WHOS DIS DUMBO?
Tuolog - I master of Gyronic and of essence, and training to be a teacher myself before I return to my people and lead them. You have great destiny up ahead... many timelines await you.
Gratz'kaoz - hur whai shuld I lissen ta yoo? yor tiny an wimpy
Tuolog - You think that. But...

Tuolog turned Gratz'kaoz into a chicken, then back to normal.

Tuolog - Wimp? No, I not chicken, you chicken!

Tuolog chuckled at his unfunny joke.

Gratz'kaoz - YOR BONKAS. BUT FINE ILL B YOR STUDEN OR WATEVA
Tuolog - dats sik blud
Gratz'kaoz - hur


Gratz'kaoz was in a spiritual location. it was a jungle area, in which very alien wildlife lived, and alien plants.

Tuolog - It time to put your training to test.
Gratz'kaoz - can we eet afta dis?
Tuolog - yeh yoo can eet da animalz heer
Gratz'kaoz - sik
Tuolog - Now, you must defeat the enemies you see with only powers.
Gratz'kaoz - so i cant punch dem?
Tuolog - You cannot.
Gratz'kaoz - lame

Several enormous dinosaur-like epic creatures arrived.

Tuolog - Attack!

Grat'kaoz, focusing, used his powers to destroy one mentally, the other he caused a time anomaly to kill. However, the third he simply struck with his fists.

Tuolog - You nearly did it. You still not prepared.
Gratz'kaoz - ATTAKIN PEEPZ WIV MINDA POWAS BORIN
Tuolog - Then there only one thing I can do...

Tuolog focused his powers and chanted. Gratz'kaoz was surrounded by green/gold energy.

Gratz'kaoz - WOAH WOAH WOAH
Tuolog - You no longer Gyronic. Now you...

Suddenly, dark purple/red energy surrounded Grazt'kaoz.

Tuolog - ...Dark Gyronic. But you not able to use this power until you older.
Gratz'kaoz - mai body feels all funny...i like dis
Tuolog - You not able to use these powrs until you at the age in which Loron can. But I try prepare you to use your powers for good, and not for bad.
Gratz'kaoz - WAT DO YA MEEN WIV DAT? IM NOT BECOMIN GOOD
Tuolog - You will. I show you.


Two years later...

Tuolog - You made huge progress. Your mental state and your actions show that Dark Gyronic suits you well.

They were back in the same jungle-environment, after the 'graduation' session.

Gratz'kaoz - i is da best
Tuolog - Well... your training complete. I very proud of you.
Gratz'kaoz - yeh safe man

Tuolog opened a portal.

Tuolog - You free to return. But some advice before you do...
Gratz'kaoz - yeh?
Tuolog - One, you must create your own Loron empire of rebels and exiles from the Propa Big Loron Empire. Look around at the most wanted, rally some boyz who dislike what Zr'Ahgloth's doing, convert current existing rogue Loron empiors until you have a satisfactory empire of your own.
Gratz'kaoz - i like da sound of dat
Tuolog - Two, do not go to Kolossus. He turn you on wrong path. You join him... you will die.
Gratz'kaoz - wats a kolossus man
Tuolog - He is a powerful one. He corrupt people. You not join his path. I not able to say his real name, as I not permitted to. But I show you...

Tuolog showed Gratz'kaoz a vision. In this vision, Gratz'kaoz was frozen, laughed at by a group of Loron, and then the ice smashed. He was dead.

Tuolog - Kolossus lead you on this path.
Gratz'kaoz - DATS DUM
Tuolog - So do not trust anyone. Even your most trusted friend could be Kolossus. Do not trust anyone. Remember, at any time, to focus your mind, and you find Kolossus.
Gratz'kaoz - yeh i get it
Tuolog - Well, so long!

Gratz'kaoz exited the portal.


Fre'kloar - so.. zr'an'kar jus usin him?
Tuolog - If I allowed to tell him Zr'An'Kar's name, this universe be a better place.
Ray'loth - i dunt get it man. whai wuld zr'an'kar do dis ta us? wes his favorites
Tuolog - Did I not teach Gratz'kaoz? No one trusted.
Hagto'Zhl - SHUT UP MAN ZR'AN'KAR IS ON OUR SIDE HES JUS USIN GRATZ'KAOZ TO MAEK US SIKKA. WULD WE B AS SIK WIVOUT HIM?
Fre'kloar - SO DAT MEENS WE ALMOST DIED TWICE CUS OF YOO
Jol'kiar - well yeh fightin him made all da loron empiyas join us an stoof
Tuolog - Because of me? It not my fault! I try steer Gratz'kaoz on right path, he end up like that. I now try steer you on right path.
Brag'klogga - OH SHUT UP

Tuolog folded his arms.

Tuolog - NO YOO SHUT UP DO YOO WANNA END UP DUM LIEK HIM?
Brag'klogga - IM GOOD DA WAY I IS. I DUNT NEED YOO TINY FING ORDARIN ME AROUND
Jol'kiar - CAN WE SHUT UP AN GET ON WIV DA STORY???
Grak'tona - yeh we can. it all started wen a yung kid, grak'tona...

Fre'kloar slapped Grak'tona.

Rel'larutina - Did you not understand yet we don't give a damn about your stories?
Grak'tona - YOO BETTA GIV A DAM DESE IS DA MOST IMPORTANT STOREEZ YOOS GONNA EVA HEER PLUS EYZ INSPIRASHONAL
Knar'gank - do i need ta put ya ta sleep agen?
Jol'kiar - OK. SO DEN HEERS DA STORY....

Chapter 5[]

Gratz'kaoz searched the city streets, then-

Gratz'kaoz - hmmm wat was dat... oh yeh i had ta find jol'kiar.

Jol'kiar walked down the street, when he noticed Gratz'kaoz.

Jol'kiar - ey yor familiar
Gratz'kaoz - yeh... OI MAN AR YOO JOL'KIAR??
Jol'kiar - yeh whais dat
Gratz'kaoz - man i found ya dad.
Jol'kiar - RELLY?
Gratz'kaoz - YEH... BUT HES DED NAO. SOZ
Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL
Gratz'kaoz - BUT HE HAD ONE LAST WILL... YOR NAO MA SON. K?
Jol'kiar - wat
Gratz'kaoz - yor dad basically sed dat iv gotta look afta yoo.
Jol'kiar - how can I kno yor not just a bonka tryin ta trick me
Gratz'kaoz - trus man...

Gratz'kaoz showed the moustache he'd worn in the arena.

Jol'kiar- WOAH MAN DA FAMILY FAEK MUSTASH
Gratz'kaoz - YEH
Jol'kiar - ma dad wus sik shame hes ded. so anyway wats we gonna do nao?
Gratz'kaoz - hmm... well hav ya seen zr'an'kar lately? deres a question i gotta ask him dat only he knos da answa to.
Jol'kiar - zr'an'kar...OH DA FREEKY GREY SKINNED DOOD? YEH I KNO WHERE HE IS
Grat'kaoz - SIK LETS Go


Gratz'kaoz arrived in a small hideout in city slums.

Gratz'kaoz - hey zr'an'kar man yoo allrite? how yoo bin?
Zr'An'Kar - Hey, Gratz'kaoz. Where have you been?
Gratz'kaoz - well i did dat trainin yoo told me to do den i went an killed a few peepz wiv da blakk belt. deres anova boss iv targeted wiv da belt whose empiya i wanna take ova... but first i got a question only yoo can ask.
Zr'An'Kar - Yes?
Gratz'kaoz - hav yoo eva herd of kolossus? apparently i shuld stay away from him cos hes gonna maek ma life suk
Zr'An'Kar - ...Yes. I've heard that name once.
Gratz'kaoz - WAT DO YA KNO???
Zr'An'Kar - Not much. I don't know who he is, but whoever told you to stay clear of him is right.
Gratz'kaoz - I C. SO YEH ILL KEEP LOOKIN. DA OVA FING IS... WANNA JOIN MA MAFIA? WEZ STARTIN A MOOVMENT AGENST ZR'AHGLOTH AN IMMA UNIT DA LORON EMPIYAS BY KILLIN DERE LEEDAS but only if dere leedas hv da blakk belt


Fre'kloar - WAT. A. FUKIN. RETARD.
Hagto'Zhl - OI DUNT CALL MA DAD NAMES
Fre'kloar- I MEEN GRATZ MAN. WAT A RETARD AS IF HE FELL FER DAT
Hagto'Zhl - oh. yeh yor rite den
Tuolog - Well, Gratz'kaoz's story is now finished.
Jol'kiar - but we was only jus gettin to da good bit!!!!!
Tuolog - That's the stuff I want you to know.
Jol'kiar - ar yoo dum. OI PEEPZ DUNT YOO WANNA HEER DA REST? RASIE YA HANDZ Everyone except Grak'tona raised.
Jol'kiar - GRAK'TONA... Y U NO AGREE
Grak'tona - cus ma stories sikka

Jol'kiar punched Grak'tona.

Tuolog - Now I think about it...there is someone else I want you not to be like.

Zalk'don - wats dat
Tuolog - The person who Gratz'kaoz was next to fight.
Fre'kloar - tell us moar

Chapter 6[]

Many decaes later, Gratz'kaoz, now a Bigga Loron (yeah now), discussed with his Betta Loron deputy, Jol'kiar, and many other bosses.

Gratz'kaoz - ITS TIEM MEN. WE NEED TA KILL HIM.

They all met in a shed-like headquarters on one of Gratz' empires' planets.

Troopa - WHOS WE SUPPOSED TA KILL AGEN?

Gratz'kaoz ate the troopas' head.

Gratz'kaoz - I FINALLY FOUND HIM REMEMBA? KNAR'THIL
Zr'An'Kar - Ah, about time. That filthy traitor...
Gratz'kaoz - ENNIT??


Fre'kloa - dis is borin. lets skkip to da fite k?
Jol'kiar - shut up yoo needed ta kno who dey was fitin


Gratz'koz walked into an enormous jungle. For some reason, the alien environments reminded him of the one he'd trained in with Tuolog.

Jol'kiar - so wheres dis dood?
Gratz'kaoz - hes a sneeka rememba

Gratz'kaoz, Jol'kiar, and a few troopas progressed forward. Two troopas were killed out of seemingly nowhere.

Jol'kiar - SNEEKY PRIKS HEER MAN WATCH OUT

Suddenly, three more troopas were killed.

Gratz'kaoz - DUM COWARD MAN I SWER

A moment later, Jol'kiar was down.

Gratz'kaoz - NOOO

Gratz'kaoz focused his mind, rememberng his training, and located Knar'thil hiding on a treetop.

Knarr'thil - yoo!!!!
Gratz'kaoz - TRAITA DUMBO
Knar'thil - no mate i fink yooll find yoo da traita betrayin da law. all orphans who was frum an orphanag gotta die fer jnot lookin afta demselvs.
Gratz'kaoz - wat yoo on bout
Knar'thil - dats zr'ahgloths llaw. dats whai i gotta kill ya. iv been workin fer zr'ahgloth in his plan ta taek ova
Gratz'kaoz - DAT MAKES YOO A TRAITA DUMBO

Knar'thil disappeared, and struck Gratz from behind a second later. Gratz'kaoz grabbed Knar'thil's arm from behind and slammed him against the ground, before jumping on his head several times.

Knar'thil - dafuk yoo has powas dat can maek yoo fasta.

Knar'thil lay on the floor, coughing blood.

Gratz'kaoz - NAO YOO DAI

Gratz'kaoz jumped on Knar'thil and attacked him in a murderous frenzy

Knar'thil - *cough* ders one fing i gotta tell yoo...
Gratz'kaoz - WAT
Knar'thil - i saved badangmanz.
Gratz'kaoz - RAAAAAARRRGH

Gratz'kaoz ripped both of Knar'thil's arms off.

Knar'thil - i wont be neein dem... *cough* i stopped da peepz from burnin him. nao hes gonna get his reveng on yoo....
Gratz'kaoz - OYEH? WES GONNA SEE BOUT DAT

Gratz'kaoz ate Knar'thil's head. Gratz'kaoz stormed off, and using his powers, returned to his ship. Meanwhile...

Jol'kiar - boss? BOSS???? he left wivout me... man hes propa crazi nao he only lets his rage fuel him... imma leev him


Gratz'kaoz sat in his headquarters, and said not a word, simply writing commands to issue out for an attack on the planet Badgangmanz was located. Zr'An'Kar - Gratz'kaoz, are you ready to face everything?
Gratz'kaoz - YEH
Zr'An'Kar - You should be. Badgangmanz represnts your bad past, you must destroy him and get over it all.
Gratz'kaoz - he escaped me TWICE...BUT ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGEN YOO CAN BE SUR OF DAT
Zr'An'Kar - Yes, I can be sure of that...very sure...
Troopa - oi boss im too scared ta go ther. da reeson no ones trakked badgangmnz to dat planet is cos its guarded...
Gratz'kaoz - WIMP. I SHULD EET YA HED NAO BUT FIRST TELL ME WATS GUARDIN IT
Troopa - I DUNNO DA STORY SAYZ DAT SOM OLD GEEZA GUARDS IT AN HES NEVA GON AWAY...PEEPZ FINK ITS A GHOST
Gratz'kaoz - YOO CANT B SERIOUS
Troopa - I SWER DA SCOUTS WENT DERE AN REPORTED IT. DEY DIDNT COM BAK. DA STORIES TRU.
Gratz'kaoz - IMMA SHANK WATEVAS DERE MAN
Zr'An'Kar - I'm not too sure.
Gratz'kaoz - whais dat
Zr'An'Kar - Oh nothing. It's for you to find out.


Grtz'kaoz set foot on the world. He arrived in Badgangmanz' bbase with an army, but it was utterly deserted, a fortress made of pure metal.

Gratz'kaoz - WHERES MA BOOMAS MAN BLOW DIS PLAIC UP
??? - Enter!

A booming, echoing, almost robotic voice came from the metal fortress' headquarters. It was a huge tower, with what appeared to be a door as entrance.

Gratz'kaoz - uhh? hur fine

Gratz'kaoz entered the door, which automatically sht behind him, descended, and then opened. He was in a pitch black room.

Badgangmanz' voice - SO YOR BAK AR YOO?
Gratz'kaoz - PROMISE BREAKIN DUMBO
Badganmanz - WAT PROMISE DID I BREAK EXACTLY??
Gratz'kaoz - DA ONE BOUT BEIN BURNED TA DEFF
Badgangmanz - I WAS ABOUT TA B MAN DEN KNAR'THIL SAVED MEH

A few lights lit up, and several enormous wires and electronic tubes were al that can be seen in the small, enclosed room leading to the centre, which was not lit up.

Gratz'kaoz - WELL I KILLED KNAR'THIL AN NOW I IS GONNA KILL YOO ONC AND FER ALL
Badgangmanz - HURHURHUR
??? - HURHURHURHUR

The same roboic voice heard laughed.

Gratz'kaoz - WHOS DAT

The lights lit up in the centre, and a metallic Loron body was seen, with shut eyes.

??? - You...from...the family...SO...YOO...DIE
Gratz'kaoz - wat

The robotic figures' head rose, and its eyes opened, and glowed red.

??? - FOR MANY FUKIN YEERS I HAD TA PUT UP WIV YOR FUKIN FAMILI. IM NOT GONNA REST IN PEEC UNTIL I KNO DAT EVRY ONE OF YOO IS DED.
Gratz'kaoz - WATS DAT MAN A TALKIN ROBOT?
Badgangmanz - DUNT DISS ITS MA GRANDAD
??? - HURHURHUR...I BET YOOV GOT LOTS OF QUESTONS. JUS CALL ME FRE'GRITOL.
Gratz'kaoz - yeh i got one. WHAI SHULD I CARE FER YOO
Fre'gritol - WELL.... It all started when I was stll 'alive'. Our families have hated each other for some time... and all our new generations are absorbed into the conflict. I was the best friend of your grandad, ad together we plotted to end the rule of the Propa Big Loron Empire's civilised, non-Loron ways.

The robot showed a screen of what seemed to be his memory, although it wasdrawn in crayon and depicted his side of the story. It showed two large Loron working together on a plan.

Fre'gritol - But DAT DUMBO NEVA DECIDED WHOS DA BOSS. I said that I should be boss after we killed the Propa Big Loron Empire's boss but HE WANTED IT HIMSELF. So we both vowed to kill each other, and we both fought to the death on several times, but every time we survived. We soon rallied many gangz against each other, until we destroyed each others' empires. Your grandad FUKIN SHANKED ME SO I SHANKED HIM HARDA DEN HE SHANKED EVEN HARDA DEN SOMEHOW I DIED. SO I swore that I would never die until he died first. Your grandad lived on for a few 300 years more, constantly being cloned by Norol, but never hving a true son until he died., when I hired the great Knar'thil to kill him.

A crayon of Knar'thil stabbing Gratz'kaoz grandad was displayed.

Gratz'kaoz - wat da hell man knar'thils olda dan i though
Fre'gritol - NAO WAT HAPPENED AFTA DAT... see, I hadn't been killed, as I had metallic implants, to replace the part they destroyed. In order to survive, only to see your family's death, I replaced myself with more and moremetal parts, until I was stuck here. Your father taught you to abandon the family history, but I taught my son - that a Norol created using the last cell I had - and then Badgangmanz' father was born. DA REST YOO CAN FIGUR OUT. OK?

Gratz'kaoz - ...meh yor borin imma just blow yoo up afta im don wiv badgangmanz

Fre'gritol - Oh but you don't get it... BADGANGMANZ ISNT GONNA FITE YOO
Gratz'kaoz - WAT DEN
Fre'grtiol - You see, this body is nearly complete, but I need a proper brain. My current brain can only store memories. I need a brain which contains DNA close to mine, and that's Badgangmanz.

Badgangmanz was startled.

Badgangmanz - WOT??? BUT I JUS HAD DEM METAL IMPLANTS TA SURVIV AFTA GRATZ KILLED MEH
Fre'gritol - SHUT UP MAN I NEED YA FUKIN BRAIN

Through the wires, Fre'gritol was electricuted, decapitated, and his head carried into the robotic body. Several nanomachines worked hard, and soon Fre'gritol had a new head, which switched voice from Badgangmanz and Fre'gritol.

Badgangmanz - WOAH... DIS NOO BODYS SIK
Fre'gritol - DONT GET USED TO IT. ITS MINE.
Badgangmanz - PISS OFF ITS MINE YOO DIKHED. YOO DIED FIRST. I WIN.
Fre'gritol - I MADE IT AN USED IT FIRST. I WIN.
Badgangmanz - I FOUND IT. FINDAS KEEPAS LOSAS WEEPAZ.
Fre'gritol - I NEVA LOST IT DIKHED
Gratz'kaoz - YOO BOFF SHUT UP IMMA KILL YAS BOFF ANYWAY
Fre'gritol - NO IMMA KILL YOO
Badgangmanz - NO IMMA KILL YA FIRST
Fre'gritol - DO YOO WANNA SLAP?
Badgangmanz - IDIOT YOO CANT SLAP ME WIVOUT SLAPPIN YASELF

Gratz'kaoz grabbed his Blasta and fired at robotic body's head.

Gratz'kaoz - I SEID SHUT UP

The Blasta, as at the time it did not have exploding bullets, caused only a tiny dent in the Fre'gritol robotic body.

Fre'gritol - SOZ WAS DAT MENT TA HURT? OK. OW.
Gratz'kaoz - DUMBO

The body broke free of its metal wirings, leaving everything trailing, and it walked forward. Slowly forward, making a mechanic growl at Gratz'kaoz.

Gratz'kaoz - OI DATS JUST CREEPY. BUT MEH IMMA WRESTLE YA AN YOR GONAN WISH YOO WERE DED

The body's eyes looked ever more menacing, and a buzzsaw attached to one arm let rip, and the body - which was 0.5m larger than Gratz'kaoz - struck him.


Fre'kloar - woah woah woah man wot de fak
Jol'kiar - i swer down dis happened
Fre'kloar - dunt lie
Voa'reak - dis is startin ta sound liek one of grak'tonas stories
Grak'tona - HEY

Jol'kiar - I SWER DOWN MAN IT WAS SCARY


Gratz'kaoz, badly wounded with pierced skin, was kicked to the end of the room, and smashed many wires and pipes, which electricuted him.

Fre'gritol - I NEVA FELT DIS GOOD SINC I SMASHED YA FATHA
Badgangmanz - OMG MAN WHAIS YOO IN CONTROL MY TURN
Fre'gritol - SHUT UP MAN YOO ENT WAITED SO LONG
Gratz'kaoz - dat...wus nuffin...IM NOT GONNA LET YOO LIVE

Gratz'kaoz attacked Fre'gritol back.

Fre'gritol - HUR DAT WAS NUFFIN MAN. I REMEMBA DESE PUNCHES HURTIN
Badgangmanz - I REMEMBA DEM BETTA
Fre'gritol - DUNT RUB IT IN MA FAIC YA TWAT
Badgangmanz - ITS MY FAIC TOO DIKHED

Noticing a wire lying around, Gratz'kaoz grabbed it and jumped on Fre'gritol, sticking the wire into his head. The wire then electricuted Fre'gritol.

Fre'gritol - ARGH WOT DE FAK

The body fell to its knees, vulnerable, and then slowly broke down, and fell to the floor.

Fre'gritol - well... wot yoo waitin for? jus finish it
Gratz'kaoz - YOO BET

Before Gratz'kaoz smashed Fre'gritol's head, Gratz saw visions of two people, both slightly familiar. One was of Kolossus, the other of Tuolo.

Tuolog - No, you remember training. Concentrate. Surpress him with your powers. If you strike your old enemy back with rage you never return from that path.
Kolossus - Look at what he's done to you! He represents everything wrong with your life! Destroy him! Fucking kill him!
Tuolog - No! He represents that... and to prove you better than your past, concentrate!
Kolossus - Striknig him with your mere rage will prove that...
Gratz'kaoz - I WANNA...SMAAAAASH HIIIIIIIM
Fre'gritol - hurhur... deres one fing i liv wiv... FRE-

Gratz'kaoz smashed Fre'gritol's body with all his strength. The body made one last move, to claw Gratz'kaoz.

Gratz'kaoz - k nao stay ded so i can eet ya brain

Gratz'kaoz looked around, and saw a computer still turned on.

Gratz'kaoz - imma blow dat up too jus cuz hurhurhur

Before Gratz'kaoz did, the computer showed videos of Knar'thil speaking to a robotic Fre'gritol. It must have been years old.

Fre'gritol on screen - Ah, Knar'thil. I trust you have killed the target?
Knar'thil - yeh
Fre'gritol - dats sik. Anyway, I want you to get back to my grandson... does he have any name besides Badgangmanz, by the way?
Knar'thil - not dat i rememba of
Fre'gritol - I see. Anyway, from now on, I want you to keep him alive, no matter what.
Knar'thil - undastood
Fre'gritol - Excellent. There's one last thing...
Knar'thil - wat
Fre'gritol - I want you to assure to me DAT MA SON BANGS A CHIK. I DUNT CARE HOW YUNG HE IS HES GOTTA BANG A NOROL
Knar'thil - ...eww.
Fre'gritol - I need a great grandson SO SHUT YA MOUTH
Knar'thil - fine fine geez. no mata how wrong dat is imma get it don. but whai though?
Fre'gritol - DUNT QUESTION ME OK????
Knar'thil - meh fine wateva
Fre'gritol - Excellent. And I believe that is all...

Gratz'kaoz became incredibly angry at this.

Gratz'kaoz - PRIKS. ALL OF YA. IMMA MAKE SUR EVERY MEMORY OF YOOZ DESTROYED

Gratz'kaoz smashed the computer.

Gratz'kaoz no longer cared about killing anyone with the Blakk Belt, or expanding his empire. He would destroy anyone who had any relation to Fre'gritol's family, and kill any Norol who refused to give information to him bout Fre'gritol's DNA.


Tuolog - So, you not go on path of Gratz'kaoz or Fre'gritol. You see where it got them?
Fre'kloar - dat name. fre'gritol. its propa familiar but i cant rememba where i heard it.
Tuolog - Fre'gritol not let go of his grudges and not put them behind. If you keep yourself pursuing a grduge, it worse for you. If you forget it you can leave it completely behind and be more satisfied. If you pursue it, bad things happen. This what caused Gratz'kaoz and Fre'griotl to be like this. That the path of darkness.
Brag'klogga - meh yor bonkas. get out of heer
Tuolog - You need remember this!
Fre'kloar - OI ONE FING. WE DUNT HAV TA LISSEN TA YOO. WE DO WATEVA WE WANT. DATS WHAI WES CALLED DA ROGUE BOYZ
Tuolog - I know that it your choice. But remember that Gratz'kaoz chose not to listen to me. He end up that way.
Jol'kiar - DIS IS OUR SHIP. PISS OFF

Tuolog sighed and left.

Jol'kiar - DERE YA GO
Fre'kloar - DUNT YOO DARE COMPARE ME TA HIM YA HEER!!!
Jol'kiar - oi btw do ya wanna kno da last part of da story? i fink its pretty important mate...
Fre'kloar - WAT
Jol'kiar - ok so basically...


Jol'kiar, a sneaky Loron and a baby Loron were seen walking away from the base in which Fre'gritol had just fought. It was raining, and they'd need to steal a starship if they hoped to leave.

Jol'kiar - so man knar'gank yoo still got da kid?
Knar'gank - yeh mate i got him. whais he so important?
Jol'kiar - didnt ya heer wat fre'gritol said? dis is badgangmanz' son. we gotta look aft him.
Knar'gank - oh. i wusnt reely payin attenshion
Jol'kiar - yoo gotta follow in ya fathas footsteps an ya fatha always payed attenshon. im on yor side nao sinc gratz is all crazy... but to be honest i dunt care fer badgangmanz an fre'gritol deyz all messed up. lets take dis kid an raise him in da propa big loron empire to piss both of dem off ennit?
Knar'gank - yeh. but we gotta giv him a name an stoof
Jol'kiar - hmm... lets name him afta wat fre'gritol said last. da last fing was fre.... den he clawed someone. so fre-claw?

Knar'gank thought for a minute.

Knar'gank - ok so fre...how do ya spell claw? kloar?
Jol'kiar - somethin like dat but it doesnt matta.

Jol'kiar looked at the baby Loron's eyes.

Jol'kiar - yoo is born into a fukin crazy family... but yoo got fukin sik genes. yooz gonna be strong an go far in life imma tell yoo dat. an imma be yor mentor.
Knar'gank - i dunt like kidz much but sumfin bout dis one feels different...hard ta tell
Jol'kiar - trus. anywaz...wes joinin da Propa Big Loron Empire...


Jol'kiar - so yeh.
Knar'gank - dats strange i dunt rememba any fo dat
Hagto'Zhl - SHIT DATS FRE'KLOARS DAD??? AN YOR SPELLIN SUKS
Fre'kloar - gee. dats sum propa story rite dere.
Jol'kiar - knar'gank yoo was only a normal kid loron i was a betta boy... an trus man wat do ya feel nao?
Fre'kloar - i feel like I MUST SHANK DARK GRATZ TIL HE CRIES
Jol'kiar - DATS DA SPIRIT MATE!!!! hur tuologs gonna be pissed but WHO CARES KOLOSSUS IS OUR GOD
Kal'kuir - ennit. i shuld make a machine shaped like him just cuz

While this went on, the Loron al noticed Grak'tona in his cold corner, crying.

Drizz'pyrokirk - wat nao
Grak'tona - IT ISNT FAIR MAN FRE'KLOAR GETS TA TELL HIS STORIES BOUT HIS PAST AN HOW HE BECAME GREAT AN STOOF BUT WENEVA I DO IT YOO ALL HATE ME!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!
Naktor'zak - ITS CUZ UNLIKE YOR STORIES FRE'KLOARS ONES IS REEL STOOF
Grak'tona - MINE ARE TRUE??? ENNIT DRIZZY????
Drizz'pyrokirk - nah yor talkin rubbish
Grak'tona - MAN BAK IN MY DAYZ YOO ALL RESPECTED DA KINGZ

Rel'larutina sighed.

Rel'larutina - Guys, did none of you get the point of that?!
Fre'kloar - dat im sikka dan i though?
Rel'larutina - No... Tuolog told us that story for a reason. He wants us to not hold grudges and get over our past or else we'll never be satisfied. If we uphold grudges with our enemies no one in this galaxy will survive this war. So, when the time calls, we've got to work together..even if it means helping those scumbags at UNO. It means we all survive, even if we do things we don't want to.
Voa'reak - ...mehbeh yoo got a point...
Ray'loth - ...or mehbeh yor jus a dumba LIKE YOO REELY IS NOW GO TA HELL
Propa Big Rogue Geek - From calculations of the current situations of the war, there's a higher probability we'll survive if...oh, forget it. Rel and I will survive like sensible people, you lot go die in whatever you and up doing.
Kal'kuir - IF IM DYIN IMMA MAKE YOO SELF DESCTRUCT FURST SO SHUT UP
Zalk'don - MEH WATEVA. LETS JUS GO FIND GRATZ AN KILL HIM. WHOS WIV ME?
Fre'kloar - I IS FER SUR

---

Kralgon Emperor - So, Tuolog, how was your plan?

Tuolog sighed.

Tuolog - Not as succesful as I like. I'm sure, like with Gratz'kaoz, they not listen to me.
Zr'Ahgloth - I TOLD YA MAN. I TOLD YA IT WUS A WASTE OF TIME BUT NO ONE EVA HEERS ME

Tuolog ignore him, and simply meditated.

Tuolog - There is one thing that, if I showed them, they believe me. But they not allowed to see.
Feldosia - What's that?

Tuolog simply showed them... --- ??? - Wake up...wake up, fool!

Gratz'kaoz opened his eyes, and found himself in a barren, fiery wasteland. Zr'An'Kar was next to him, looking surprisingly angered.

Gratz'kaoz - yoo... agen?

Gratz'kaoz was stll shuddering with cold.

Gratz'kaoz - man...wat da fuk i thought i jus died...
Zr'An'Kar - Who said you didn't? This is Hell!
Gratz'kaoz - oh...WAT DA FUK

Gratz'kaoz roared with anger.

Gratz'kaoz - AS SOON AS DAT FRE'KLOAR DIKHED COMES HEER IMMA SMASH HIM...I JUS WISH I CULD FUKIN BREAK HIS FACE, HIS ARMZ, EVRYFIN!!!!!!
Zr'An'Kar - Fre'kloar didn't kill you. But I was killed and thanks to that, all my Loron'Kikra were erased from time.
Gratz'kaoz - woah woah woah slow down wat da hell

Zr'An'Kar started to become larger, his legs turning into a tail and his eyes merging into a single, large one. He slammed the ground in anger.

Kolossus - Foiled by a cursed idiot and a stupid descended fool!
Gratz'kaoz - MAN YOOV GOT WAY SIKKA SINC ALL DAT TIME I SPENT DOIN NUFFIN. YOO GOT FOILED BY DEM? MY EMPIRE GOT SMASHED BY SOME SMALLA EMPIRE DAT GOES ON SIK FINKIN DEY CAN MAKE DA SIKKEST LORON EMPIRE EVA. SO I FEEL YA PAIN MATE
Kolossus - Gratz'kaoz, I've given you two chances. I've been in your head since you were an egg, preparing you for your future, your real objective at life...
Gratz'kaoz - i see...wot
Kolossus - I can see it in your eyes. You think your objective at life is to kill Fre'kloar. Bah. First you got killed by him, then you were erased from time. Why do you think you still have the memories of your past life? I retained them.
Gratz'kaoz - i...DUNT...GET IT
Kolossus - I understand you don't. That's because you decided to go after "blak beltz" instead of going after who you really should have gone after.
Gratz'kaoz - which was who???
Kolossus - The Vyro'Narza Mac.

Gratz'kaoz scratcxhed his head.

Gratz'kaoz - oh i get it...SO MY DESTINY IS TA KILL SOME WANKA I KNO NUFFIN ABOUT???? INSTED OF A DIKHED WHO MAKES ME ANGRY AN I KNO A LOT ABOUT??? MAN IV NEVA HATED A FAMILY AS MUCH AS FRE'KLOARS FAMILY SINC BADGANGMANZ AN FRE'GRITOL Gratz'kaoz, of course, was unaware of the family's relation.
Kolossus - That is not the point. I've created you to be my tool! The greatest Dark Gyronic warrior who ever lived. Object of fear across entire galaxies! The scythe of death to fall upon the mortal lifes!
Grat'kaoz - hur scythe of deth dats sik... BLUD IF YOO GIVS ME ANOTHA CHANC YEH DEN I CAN DO ALL OF DAT. BUT DIS TIME I KNO WAT IM DOIN. ENNIT?
Kolossus - I suppose so, though we'll have to wait. Our revival will only begin years in the future...
Gratz'kaoz - in da meentime lets go troll some tortured souls in hell ennit? hurhurhur diss dem for dere sins an shit

Kolossus laughed.

Kolossus - Poor little Gratz'kaoz...your soul is the one who will be tortured here.
Gratz'kaoz - wat????
Kolossus - We are both are the mercy of the demons of Hell while we wait. I suggest you get used to burning...
Gratz'kaoz - i got tortured as a kid...NAO DIS???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kolossus - Ugh, if it makes you any happier, you can go after Fre'kloar once we get out of this.
Gratz'kaoz - sik.
Kolossus - Oh, and I have a little secret about him too...
Gratz'kaoz - I DUNT WANNA HERE ANYFIN ABOUT HIM RITE NAO
Kolossus - So be it...


Tuolog - If only I able to show this...
Yogtam - So Gratz'kaoz was trained to go after Mac?
Tuolog - The thing that persuade them is that they now see that Kolossus is turncoat.
Zr'Ahgloth - FUKIN WANKA
Feldosia - And we haven't seen Mac since our revival...you think Gratz'kaoz may have succeeded?

Tuolog shrugged.

Tuolog - I can't be sure. But we not see Mac for a long time.
Valzo - I guess only time can tell...
Zr'Ahgloth - oi thr'aloy man
Thr'aloy - wat
Zr'Ahgloth - i got an idea from dis...
Thr'aloy - im not puttin a wig on agen man its embarassin
Zr'Ahgloth - nah...lets go TROLL GRATZ'KAOZ HURHURHURHUR
Thr'aloy - r u dum man we cant even find him plus hes all demon tuff
Zr'Ahgloth - meh
Thr'aloy - anyway stop bein dum an lets get sum pizza
Zr'Ahgloth - meh im full up i jus had 24...WAT AM I SAYIN YA CAN NEVA HAV TOO MUCH PIZZA
Thr'aloy - IMMA PRETEND I DIDNT HEER DAT OTHAWISE I WULD SMAK YOO

The End?[]

Hagto'Zhl - i got a strang feelin dat we shuld suddenly go troll gratz...
Ray'loth - mehbeh yor jus hungry. also ya cant troll dat dood he can break ya in half in a sec
Fre'kloar - dood dats not a dum idea... GRATZ IS COMIN TA BOREALIS
Voa'reak - HOW CAN YA KNO DAT?
Fre'kloar - DA ANDROMEDA DOODS MAN. I WENT AN SMAKED A FREW RATBOYZ AN DRACBOYZ - NOT DA COLLECTIV DOODS DA IMPERIUM LOSAS - AN DEY SED DA LEGION OF BADMANZ IS COMIN FROM DERE DUM GALACSI TO DIS ONE AFTA SOM ARTIFACT AN SHIT. DEY SAID GRATZ IS LEEDIN DEM
Kal'kuir - ooooh....IM GONNA PREPARE OUR GRAVES DEN

Knar'gank smacked Kal'kuir.

Kal'kuir - OW
Knar'gank - all i kno is dat dat dikhed killed ma dad. imma find sm painful way for him ta die...
Jol'kiar - yeh cus yor dad wus a troll
Knar'gank - tru
Fre'kloar - so yeh...I DUNT CARE WAT ANY OF YA FINK. WES FITIN HIM.
Zalk'don - sur but yoo dai furst
Voa'reak - erm...we defeeted him once we can beet him agen???? den agen fre'kloar ya great grandad needed da metal body ta surviv him so...REL'LARUTINA OR NAKTO
Naktor'zak - I CULD BLAST HIM TA ORBIT WIV MA SIK TANK as long as he dusnt break it apart an stoof
Rel'larutina - What? I'm not going up against a demonic beast like that out of nowhere unless it's at least flanked by someone else.
Fre'kloar - oh ma dayz yoo pussies jus fite him
Brag'klogga - YOO DO IT IF YA WANT SO MUCH HUR
Fre'kloar - ...FINE DEN I WILL.
Jol'kiar - at leest we got sum time ta prepar ourselves

Fre'kloar stormed out the room.

Grak'tona - wats da deel wiv dis gratz'kaoz dood i dunt get it
Drizz'pyrokirk - i fink hes like our abominabul snow loron
Grak'tona - oh. hes toast den

Jol'kiar smacked Grak'tona.

Jol'kiar - IN CASE YOO HAVENT NOTICED, "YOR HIGHNESS", OUR BOSS JUS GOT PISSED OFF FANKS TA LOSAS LIKE YOO

Grak'tona smacked Jol'kiar.

Grak'tona - DO NOT TOUCH DA KING WIV YOR UNWORFF HANDS YA LOSA
Jol'kiar - YOO WANNA START? COM FITE ME
Grak'tona - FINE DEN SHUT UP AN WRESTLE ME
Hagto'Zhl - YOO ALL SHUT UP.
Grak'tona - WHAI SHULD I

Hagto'Zhl punched Grak'tona, and with Jol'kiar, he was beaten up.

Jol'kiar - DATS WHAI
Grak'tona - WIMP YA HAV TA GET A FRIEND TA BEET ME
Jol'kiar - SO GUYZ... WE ALL NEED TA APOLOGISE TO OUR BOSS.
Voa'reak - cept me.

All of the Loron simply left.

Da Loron stoof
WEZ DA REAL LORONZ MAN DONT REED DAT UNO STOOF ITS DUM
OI BOLD MEENS SPESHUL STOOF
WE IS DA REAL COOL LORONZ DA ROGUE BOYZ IS DUM DONT REED DEM
WE IZ DA DEFFMARCH BOYZ AN WE IS DA BEST COS WE WIV DA MALI'NAR YA DUMBOS
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