The Kraw Galaxy has various shows broadcasted to Television-like devices. Since 400 KRE, there have been more shows about the Universal community, and since 401 KRE, there have been more shows about religion. But the current 402 KRE trend is the Universal Community again.
Shows of Kraw Origin[]
Egzilak (Exile)[]
Egzilak is a 400 KRE Kraw show about a Zazane Exile (Played by a Kraw in a Holographic costume) who arrives in the Kraw Galaxy and tries to get used to his new life. In season 1, he meets some Kraw, he learns the Kraw Universal Language, he adapts to his new non-violent life, and meets another Female Zazane Exile who he falls in love with. At the end of Season 1, the BNSC-Zazane war occurs, and the Exile decides to become a Kraw Citizen, as he is Dishonored in the Zazane Empire.
Season 2 will be aired starting 25/03/402 KRE. This season's episodes will involve 401-402 KRE events, like the Holy Shadow War, where the exile gets visited by one of the 5 Gods of the Zazane Monolith, the DCP invasion on the KGGC, which occurs when the exile and some Kraw are in vacation in a KGGC Planet, and the main story will involve the exile trying to get Kraw respect, as Kraw are starting to not trust the exile. In the end of the season, after 15 episodes, the Exile saves a high ranked Kraw soldier from certain death, earning him respect and honor in the Kraw Empire. It is said that this is the last season of Egzilak, because of the low ratings on Season 1.
KrawnakVizium (KrawVision)[]
Main page: KrawVision
It is the longest standing Song contest in the Kraw Empire, it started long before there were any TVs in the Kraw Empire. It started in -1099 KRE, and the latest edition occured in 15/07/401 KRE, the 1500th Edition. Kraw recently recreated all KrawVisions before KrawVision 773, when TV arrived in the Kraw Empire.
It is a song contest like Eurovision, where 45 Cities compete for musical Glory. These 45 Cities are chosen by the Public online out of over 400 Cities. Then there are 2 Semifinals with 20 Cities each, and 10 Cities will qualify to the final, and the 20 Finalists will join the Top 3 of Last Year, plus Byarg (Who has the most wins in the Contest, 396) and Yorg (The Capital of the Empire). Then the 45 Cities plus a Global Voting award points to the Finalists (but not for themselves), and the city with the most points wins the Contest. The scoring system for cities goes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 14, and 15. The Global Voting scoring system, composed of all the Cities not competing in this KrawVision, goes: 12, 24, 36, 48, 84, 96, 108, 120, 168, and 180.
The winner of the 401 KRE Edition, KrawVision 1500, was Tantalus, the Kraw Colony in Epsilon Eridani. Since winners get to host the contest the next year, KrawVision 1501 will be the 1st held outside the Kraw Galaxy.
Ranking[]
- Byarg: 396 Wins
- Yorg: 228 Wins
- Kriesk: 180 Wins
- Krazaarg: 110 Wins
- Lokuhrg: 83 Wins
- ...
- Izorteg: 1 Win
- Tantalus: 1 Win
Shows of FRA Origin[]
Secret Story Kraw Galaxy (The house of Secrets)[]
Secret Story Kraw Galaxy, or SSKG, is an Asgordian Reality show based on the Earth Reality show from the human 21st century. It involves secrets, which are kept by the contestants trapped inside the house, called the house of secrets, and the Contestants have to attempt to discover the contestants's secrets, without them finding theirs, as well as doing every task "The Eye" tells them to do. Rebellion from the Eye is punished with automatic nomination or elimination from the show.
Every week 2 Contestants are nominated for Elimination, and the Kraw Galaxy Public votes on who deserves to be eliminated. The one most voted is eliminated from the House. The show goes on for at least 11 Weeks, and the final 4 are sent to a final vote, to decide who wins. The one with the most votes wins the show, and the prize.
Season 1[]
Season 1 Ran from 16/08/401 KRE to 03/11/401 KRE, and was held in Vatelia, FRA. The prize for Season 1 was 10 Million Kron and a replica of the Xhodocto Bane. Tox Hesko, a Terridan from the Terridor Federation, was the winner of Season 1, while previously being nominated for elimination 3 times.
NOTE: Since at the time of the show Kraw Galaxy Grox were non-resistant to oxygen, and Haaf was a Hydrogen breather, they had to wear special suits.
- Tox (Terridan)
- Result: Winner - Secret: "I am a warrior against Religion." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates;
- Telka (Kraw)
- Result: 2nd - Secret: "I am Pregnant." - Status: Discovered by the Housemates;
- Zamno (Asgordian)
- Result: 3rd - Secret: "I am an Asgordian Rebel." - Status: Discovered by the Housemates;
- Zala (Tahar)
- Result: 4th - Secret: "I am Eko's Ex-Girlfriend." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates;
- Rhelaa (Iteok) - Eliminated on Week 10
- Result: 5th - Secret: "I wish I could join the Iteok Army." - Status: Discovered by the Housemates;
- Vexxia (Kraw Galaxy Grox) - Eliminated on Week 9
- Result: 6th - Secret: "I am a Politician." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates;
- Haak (Kraw) - Eliminated on Week 8
- Result: 7th - Secret: "I robbed the Alzorgek Bank." - Status: Discovered by the Housemates;
- Talus (Tahar) - Eliminated on Week 7
- Result: 8th - Secret: "I truly despise deities." - Status: Discovered by the Housemates;
- Grexia (Hezverkian) - Eliminated on Week 6
- Result: 9th - Secret: "I have a Depressive disorder." - Status: Discovered by the Housemates;
- Haaf (Ifort) - Eliminated on Week 5
- Result: 10th - Secret: "I am the richest person in my Empire." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates;
- 33F5021 (Hakonian) - Eliminated on Week 4
- Result: 11th - Secret: "I am "Miss Hako Empire" of 400 KRE." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates;
- Kano (Iteok) - Eliminated on Week 3
- Result: 12th - Secret: "I am an apprentice of Zavrhos." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates;
- Ketelia (Asgordian) - Eliminated on Week 2
- Result: 13th - Secret: "I still find Xhodocto really cute." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates;
- Sherixx (Kraw Galaxy Grox) - Eliminated on Week 1
- Result: 14th - Secret: "I am a worshipper of Kkia'Sihm." - Status: Not Discovered by the Housemates
In 05/00/402 KRE, Vexxia was killed by the DCP in the New Grox Wars.
The Friendly Adventures[]
This is a very odd Show made by ASG1 Studios. The show is currently in its 39th season, and it usually shows Asgordians unrealistically solve problems or allying people using peace and non-resistance. Unlike what most people say about this show, it is not a children's show. Many adult Asgordians watch it weekly.
Season 38 - Pre-Asgord Genocide[]
In the 38th season, which ran from 400-402 KRE, the show focused more on the Universal Community. The Xhodocto were also a theme in some episodes in this show, which has caused a great deal of controversy around the Kraw Galaxy.
The 1st episode that involved Xhodocto was aired in 03/07/401 KRE. It showed Khazhural Angazhar in one of his outdated forms telling a Xhodocto Female Diplomat to see the Asgord and ally them. The Female then came to Ka'an and pet Diplomat Lezia, and asked for an alliance. They accepted, and then they went on a beach and played Kenkia. Then, Angazhar appears and joins the game. The Xhodocto team won, and then the Xhodocto gave the Asgord a tour of their "Empire", which was full of T3 Planets. In one of them, there were some Xhodocto hatchlings, and the Asgord pet them all because they were cute. Then they finally visited "Angazhar's Father and Mother", which were Kamik'Shi and Kkia'Sihm, who were in their room, kissing. As Lezia and the Asgord opened the door, the 2 "parents" were embarrased, and gave them a statuette as a memento. The Asgord returned to their Homeplanet, happy and joyful.
The Kraw Galaxy Community then reacted to this highly unrealistic show, saying:
“This isn't the Xhodocto. It's a completely diffrent Empire.”
- - Critic Azevurikos of the Kraw Empire
“If the Xhodocto saw this the entire Galaxy would be doomed. Our shows may have errors too, but not errors this big!”
- - Critic Oltus of the Tahar Empire
The Asgord then said to everyone not to watch their shows if they don't understand their culture. More shows with this format appeared after that, only with diffrent plots. Nowdays Xhodocto only appear to "declare peace with the Asgord" or to "fight alongside them" in the more recent episodes.
More Episodes (Requested by Wormulon)[]
Season: 38 - Episode name: "The Grox are not evil" - Aired: 03/01/402 KRE
Lezia visits the Grox, which cheerfully greet her. Lezia asks for an alliance, and the Grox accept on one condition - For her to see the "Wonderful" Culture of what the show calls them "The Misunderstood Empire of the Grox". Lezia first goes to a park, which has lush gardens despite being a T0 Planet. The Grox tries to explain that these trees survive with no oxygen. Then, she gets to see "Grox hatchlings", who are born and then are placed their implants on. Then, Lezia sees the Cruel story of the Grox (Which in this show says that the Grox were discriminated for being Half-Mechanic and they had to go to wars for survival), and finnaly, Lezia signs the alliance papers. The DCP and everyone else then ally with the Grox, and they, together, start re-building the Grox Empire. Lezia goes home, happy and Joyful.
Responses from Critics
“Do they even know what True Grox really are? We fought them Yesterday!”
- - Critic Azevurikos of the Kraw Empire
“Why do you think I chose to be a FKA Citizen?”
- - Critic Helos'valtes of the then-FKA
Season: 38 - Episode name: "Brothers or Friends?" - Aired: 06/01/402 KRE
Lezia flies a beautiful spaceship towards a strange planet, which happens to be a Marinoxidiz planet. Their empire is called "The Friendly Empire of the Marinoxidiz", and its people are happy and joyful, with no thoughts of killing. She approaches the Marinoxidiz Leader, Errr, who is a Marinoxidiz, and asks for an Alliance. He accepts, and he says that he wants to have a feast. So they have the feast, which has Spinker meat (They are non-sapient in this episode) and some Patikoulos Lezia brought. She eats her food with the Crow, a surprisingly cute Nightmare, AC, and some Dracogonarious, who enjoy being with the Marinoxidiz. She then leaves, but before she left, she took a picture with everyone together. And so, she leaves, happy and joyful.
Responses from Critics
“Do those Asgord disregard any reality in these shows? Marinoxidiz are evil!!!”
- - Critic Irhoterh of the Iteok Khereg
“None of this is correct. Marinoxidiz are evil, Dracogonarious are their worst enemies, AC and the Crow should not be in that feast, and Spinkers are extinct. I actually read up on everything, unlike those morons at ASG1...”
- - Critic Voneus of the Tahar Empire
“You people are SOOOO DEAD!”
- - Captain Karnak of the Marinoxidiz Empire
Season 39 - Post-Ressurection[]
After the ressurection, the New Generation of the FRA restarted the popular series with a new season, however it was just as poorly researched as the previous seasons. However, instead of Lezia, who was in seasons 36-38, Avexia took the role of diplomat in this season.
- Season 39 - Episode Name "Khaxxies are so cute!" - Aired 30/09/408 KRE
- Avexia, after befriending the Draconis, decided to unite the Draconis and the Khaxvis. To do this, she went to the Khaxvis's "homeworld", which was called "Khaxvia'enes". In there, the Khaxvis are all crying because the Draconis hated them. Avexia then told everyone to calm down through a popular parody of a TAE pop song. This made the Khaxvis happier, until the Draconis appeared. Avexia then successfully convinces Uriel (Who is dressed in informal FRA clothing) to be friends with a non-descended Volkarus. After this, they both take the double-throne of the United Draconid Imperium, and all live in peace.
- Responses from Critics
“Both Uriel and Volkarus would be insulted at this.”
- - A Tahar critic
“Why isn't this show banned yet???”
- - A TAE critic
“...”
- - Radeon
Shows of Iteok Origin[]
War Programs[]
War is frequently shown in the Iteok Khartel (An Iteok TV Channel) as a form of entertainment, and Iteok of all ages watch these shows. They are highly popular, specially because Iteok always win or apparently win every broadcasted war. Wars are also broadcasted live, and Iteok get outraged if they lose.
Wars are broadcasted through special tiny cameras which follow the action. Since these cameras are only 3cm long, they are rarely destroyed, plus, there are 100 of them in each battle.
List of Wars shown in the Khereg[]
- Iteok-Tahar War
- The Iteok only show the battles they won, as they eventually lose the entire war.
- Iteok-Kraw War
- The Iteok only broadcast the Jokraata war.
- 2nd Ottzello War
- A Highly popular war showing the Iteok conquering 20 Kralgon Planets.
- New Grox Wars
- Shows only the final battle against the True Grox in the Kraw Galaxy.
- The Vartekian War
- Shows the Iteok taking Vartekian Colonies with the Terridor Federation.
...And many, many other wars, battles, and fights.
Bataykharr Krwal[]
Bataykharr Krwal is a cruel, violent and gory sport in the Iteok Khereg. The premise is almost like Unreal Tournament. Iteok have their consciousness transferred to exact clones of themselves and attempt to kill the other Iteok without getting killed. If an Iteok dies, a wristband transfers his consciousness back to another clone like a file, which can return to fighting in 1 minute. Clones are pre-made. If the wristband is taken off, the Clone goes unconscious. The wristband is made of metal, which can survive most weaponry. The only rule in Bataykharr Krwal is not to take another Iteok's wristband off. If they break this rule, the consciousness of the Offender is destroyed, killing the Offender.
There are many categories in this violent sport.
Categories[]
- Basic Fight
- Kill or be killed. This is the normal category of Bataykharr Krwal.
- Survival
- 1 Iteok vs many. The longer he survives, the more chance he has to win. The Iteok who lasts the longest wins.
- Tag
- 3 Tags are placed around the Arena, and it is a Team's job to get a Tag on their side, which gives points. The team with the most points wins.
- Capture the Flag
- The objective is to grab the enemy flag and bring it to their flag, before the other team does the same. The one with the most points wins.
- Arena
- Same as Basic Fight, only Vehicles and Flying machines are used. These arenas are far larger than normal arenas.
- Duel
- 1 vs 1. The premise is similar to Basic Fight. The first to kill the other 10 times wins.
- Risk duel
- Same as Duel, only the Loser dies in Reality. This is usually the final round in tournaments.
- Unite and Destroy
- A Team of Iteok battles an epic creature, which is usually a clone. If everyone dies, the team loses. Creatures often used are Vartekians, Dracogonarious, Kraw, and other species and non-sapient animals.
- "Zhiktos"
- Same as Basic fight, only conditions get worse as the battle develops, like thinner air and higher temperatures.
- Warfare
- Iteok have to destroy a core, before the enemy does. It takes strategy to get to the core, as pods have to be taken by a team and linked to the core in order to attack the core.
Shows of Taharian Origin[]
Ketalaradl Taharas (Taharian Pranks)[]
It is one of the most popular shows in the Tahar Empire, and is hosted by the ever-infamous Hazerus Kolteridais. It basically involves people being pranked. It is the funniest show in the Tahar Empire, mainly because many other Taharian programs are about science and documentaries. It started in 377 KRE, on channel T1.
There are 2 kinds of pranks broadcasted in Ketalaradl Taharas.
There are short pranks, where in Public, there is a prank event organized by the KT Team, who make themselves blend as much in the public as possible, and a Tahar person comes and gets pranked by the KT Team, until the person finds out it was all a prank. There are many reactions.
Ex: In a Taharian Techno-park, there is an odd looking Tahar listening to a reading of a book in the center of the park. Another Tahar from the KT Team tells a common public person to help him get that person, as he is "a thief". The public person and the KT Team nember then approach the "Thief" together, but the KT Team nember backs off, and the "Thief" reveals he is Half-Xhodocto. (It's a disguise) Then the public person screams and yells "DON'T HURT ME!", until the Thief reveals his disguise and reveals it was all a prank. Basically it's a very simple prank, but there are far more complex ones done in public.
Also, there's the "VR Pranks". In these pranks, the pranked person is required to have been asleep or to have almost died at the time he is picked up for the show. They are sent to VR Machines, where they enter a VR World in their sleep. The pranks are usually very complex.
Ex1: Aired in 393 KRE, it involved a person who almost died. He arrived in a dark room, and a large demon said that he was in hell. The person believed, and begged for mercy as he "Accepts God as his savior". This part had extreme laughter from the audience. He then nearly gets tortured, but he wakes up to realize it was all a dream. This is considered a classic today, as it turns out Hell is actually a real thing.
Ex2: Aired in 07/02/402 KRE, it involved a T1 Staff nember, who was asleep during his job. He wakes up in a strange forest, and then he sees some buildings and many spaceships, and much slaughter in the background. He then realizes this is the Marinoxidiz homeworld, and when he realizes, every Marinoxidiz on the planet run towards him. As he is nearly "killed", he wakes up and he is told it was all a prank, and learned a valuable lesson - Never to sleep in your job.
The show is critically acclaimed and is said to be "the only funny thing in such a Technologically advanced society". Hazerus will not retire for a long time, so the show will continue with its current host.
Shows of Terridorian Origin[]
Vylox[]
Vylox is a highly popular Game show in which contestants need to use Brains and Strength to win the Show. It started in 387 KRE.
There are 3 Teams, each from each race of the Federation, (Before 401 KRE the Shargash and Terridans could be mixed in a team) though other Races are welcome in the show, and the goal of the show is to get as many points as possible, and points are earned through various methods. The host of the show is the boss of the entire show, and decides who takes part in the Physical Rounds or not.
The Game[]
- Question Round 1
- The Show always begins with a question round. In this round, all 3 teams must answer various questions correctly. There are 10 questions in this round. If all 3 teams get a question right, they earn 1 point each, if 2 of the 3 Teams get a question right, they earn 2 points each, and if a single team gets a question right, they earn 3 points.
- Physical Round 1
- The Physical rounds here are basic, and can be overcome easily. 2 Teams are asked to go to a VR Room, where their consciousnesses are transported into the Physical Round. The team which does not take part in the Physical Round is asked to pick which one they think is going to win the round. If the team they chose win, the non-taking part team earns 20 points, if they lose, they earn 10. If a competing Team wins, they earn 30 points, if they lose, they get 20.
- Question Round 2
- Same as QR1, only the scores gained are 10, 20 and 30 respectively, and there are 8 Questions Rather than 10.
- Physical Round 2
- Same as PR1, only the difficulty is higher, and the scores gained for non-competitors are 200 and 100 respectively, and for competitors, 300 and 200 respectively. The non-competing team from the last round must compete alongside one of the previous competitors.
At this point, a special question is set for all 3 teams. The team who answers correctly the fastest to the question gains a x2 multiplier, which doubles your points. If nobody gets the right answer, the prize is voided, and the show moves on.
- Question Round 3
- Same as QR2, only the scores gained are 100, 200 and 300 respectively, and there are 7 Questions rather than 8.
- Physical Round 3
- Same as PR2, only the difficulty is higher, and the scores gained for non-competitors are 2000 and 1000 respectively, and for competitors, 3000 and 2000 respectively. The non-competing team from the last round must compete alongside one of the previous competitors.
At this point, another special question is set for all 3 teams. This is the last one. The team who answers correctly the fastest to the question gains a x3 multiplier, which triples your points. If nobody gets the right answer, the prize is voided, and the show moves on.
- Question Round 4
- Same as QR3, only the scores gained are 1000, 2000 and 3000 respectively, and there are 5 Questions rather than 7.
- Physical Round 4
- Same as PR3, only the difficulty is higher, and scores gained for non-competitors are 20000 and 10000 respectively, and for competitors, 30000 and 20000 respectively. The 2 Lowest scored teams must compete in this round.
The 5th Round is always the final round. If there's a tie at the end of the final round, a final question is set for the tied teams.
- Question Round 5
- Same as QR4, only the scores gained are 10000, 20000 and 30000 respectively, and there are 3 Questions rather than 5. They are the most difficult in the game.
- Physical Round 5
- Same as PR4, only all teams compete, and it's usually the hardest and most epic of them all. Scores gained are 300000 for first place, 200000 for second, and 100000 for third.
The team with the Higest points wins the game. They usually win 750000 Kladeis, or 250000 KR, according to choice.
The Highest score possible is 683800 Points. This has never been achieved, the highest ever achieved is 668300 Points by a Hakonian Team.
