“deyz a weird lot. pretty rare too. when da boyz get togetha dey get all propa flashy an tuff but den dey explode in a big flashy boom. I like when dey go boom hur hur hur”
“wateva we do, yanno dat we cause chaos.”
“Loron sorcerers? I not see that happening, but when I think about it I imagine idiot running around abusing power he knows nothing of, yet causing complete destruction. If it true that they exist, they must be deadly.”
- - Tuolog
Flashiez are Dark Loron "shamans". They have a very high concentration of Dark Chronoscopic in their bodies, making them capable of using it to a very high extent. Their Speshul Warboss is Brag'klogga.
The Flashiez rank was began purely in the Loron'Kikra. They were seen as Loron who were even more 'bonkas' than the Crazy Boyz. They were often kept in an asylum, rather than fully used.
Da Rogue Boyz
The Flashiez were given their own rebel empire by Shu'rimrodir in the Second War of Black Fog, who wanted to get rid of the Flash Boyz rather than kill them. They were led by Brag'klogga, who joined forces with Dark Gratz'kaoz. Later, when the Loron'Kikra returned after the Fog War, the Flash Boyz were accepted due to their power by Hagto'Zhl.
Flashiez appear the same as normal Loron'Kikra, except they possess hair-like tendrils coming from their heads. One of their eyes also changes to be glowing yellow.
One notable thing about Flashiez is that they cannot grow into Sikka Boyz.
Because the Flashiez explode when they are overwhelmed with other Loron, they are forced to live separate from the rest, and thus are more anti-social. Other Loron ranks generally don't like Flash Boyz, as they are jealous of their "flashy powers".
Flash Boyz have a massive arsenal of Dark Chronoscopic abilities which become more powerful and destructive as more Loron and Loron'Kikra are crowded together around the Flash Boy. However, eventually, the Flash Boy will be overwhelmed with energy and explode into a flashy explosion, much to the rest of the Lorons' amusement. More experienced Flash Boyz are capable of controlling themselves much more, and some are capable of reverting their own explosions with their powers.
Flash Boyz don't have much equipment except for their staff, which they use to channel their powers.
A Flash Boy will use random attacks of Dark Chronoscopic, which are unpredictable. These attacks can be incredibly destructive, cause little damage, or they can blow the Flash Boy up.
As Flash Boyz are completely unpredictable, they cannot be evaded by enemies.
Flash Boyz are useful due to their crazed destructive power and unpredictable attacks. They are as useful, but they are irritating to the Loron, for this reason. Their sheer attack power and their ability to strike fear in the hearts of enemy armies, which decreases their morale. The Flash Boyz attacks can range from small to huge.
- Originally, it was decided by Technobliterator that Loron wouldn't be capable of using essence, or Essence-like abilities such as Chronoscopic. However, OluapPlayer was later inspired by the Ork from Warhammer 40,000's Weird Boyz, and introduced the Loron's Flashies.