“WE IS DA BEST YE WE BETTA DAN YOO AN IF YOO TRY AN STOP US WE SHANK YOO FIRST DEN EAT YAS HUR HUR HUR”
- - Tol'Drakka, a Loron Massiv Warboss
“If there is anything to fear about them at all, it is the momentum and power they gather from their "Massiv Crews"”
- - Grimbolsaurian Document paragraph 3
A massiv crew is a Loron armada, consisting of several Armyboyz, intent on conquering the universe. Formed by Loron with a thirst for battle, and taking up the majority of Empire's military's, they are a feared force throughout many galaxies. The roam the galaxy in what is known as a "straight direction of destruction", although it is common for Crooses ton end up all over the place, going in random zig zags!
The process of a Massiv Croose
A Massive Cruise is when a Massiv Crew decides to roam the galaxy in search of conflict, becoming war mongers who tear up anyone in their way.
A Massiv Crew starts out small, usually from a Loron with a dream of battle, or a gang deciding to throw a birthday party- which is to kill as many people as possible.
The Massiv Crew gathers all the Loron of the planet together, uniting them under the flag of their Empire. When one of Da Geekz processes the information, and when several Loron with a thirst for battle join, the Massiv Croose looks for more Loron to join, until they have gathered up enough to satisfy the Massiv Warboss.
Da Next Bit
The Massiv Crew will somehow, get their hadns on a Croosa, usually by buying slaves, stealing one or asking the planet's Boss. They will gather up all the Boyz until they can fit in, and will look for a planet, usually belonging to a small empire, to conquer 1. They will send the Armyboyz down to the surface to kill and eat all the planet's inhabitants, then make the planet part of the Massiv Crew's Empire.
1However, the rare Massiv Crew which has huge support will conquer a planet from a larger empire. It is not unheard of for these to be successful...
Da Uva Next Bit
Normally by now, the Massiv Crew will have crashed their ship into the planet to crush it's inhabitants. So they will build a small one, with the help of Da Geekz, and search for other spaceships. Commonly they will steal those from the planet, or steal a Space Hulk- a huge space ship with no crew found floating in space. Either that, or they will raid a ship and steal it.
With new, larger ships, and with the resources gathered from the planet, they will send their Massiv Crew to look for the next. Da Chikz will still by producing Loron to add to the Crew and to the civilisation on the planet they've just conquered. Loron will repeat this process on several planets, and often look for muster points; a point in which several Massicv Crew's and several loron Armyboyz can meet up and merge to form a larger Massiv Crew.
Da Best Bit
What is known to Loron as the "best bit" is possibly the highest point in Loron Massiv Crooses. It is the point when Loron Crooses will have claimed many planets, even whole sectors, and will be using their resources, their technology and their food to continue the conquest. Of course, a Geek will have monitored their process throughout, giving them guidance in their quest to conquer the galaxy.
Normally a Massiv Croose will have claimed many small empires, and now be moving on to much larger empires, such as the Delpha Coalition of Planets. The Warbosses will take it into their own hands to declare war on nations they are near, while they make the Crew's Empire at war with the opposing nation, the Empire doesn't mind; Loron love to meet new enemies.
Da Bestest Bit Eva
A Massiv Croose at this point will have gathered so much momentum from so many planets and have become so large that many Loron are begging to join this quest. For a Massiv Croose to have got this far t is a rarity, as several are stopped in their tracks by larger empires. The Croose will split off and, rather than the Croose attacking one system to the next, they will continue in a straight direction of destruction, but will split off to conquer muiltiple systems nearby, further increasing their size and fear factor.
In fact, the Massiv Boss is likely to become a future Propa Big Boss of his empire; if the empire is small he almost certainly becomes one, if it is larger, like Da Propa Big Loron Empire, then he will almost certainly become one of the Homiez of the Propa Big Boss, and the Propa Big Boss is likely to join the CFroose (if he can get a fast enough space ship).
The Massiv Warboss is a Propa Big Warboss (or a Massiv Warboss, if the Massiv Croose contains multiple Armyboy) who leads the Massiv Croose. He could be either the founder or simply the strongest in the cruise of death.
- Special thanks to Irskaad for one of the quotes, and Xhodocto3546 for the name