|Corrupt Occurance is a Historical Event
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The Corrupt Occurance is a story when Zargoth begins to mess with the Unified Nation of Ottzello... but for what purpose?
On one of the Unified Nation's planet, UNOL member Feldosia was currently looking at improving the planet's defenses. They were about to be tested, as an invasion from the Grand Troopers of Foreign Origins arrived...
Feldosia - So, what more needs improvement here?
Planet official - Mostly just the defenses in general. We really need to expand, and have more cities on this planet too, but we don't have the required funds.
Feldosia - I see. Maybe I can talk with the rest of UNOL to help you with this. We've been targetted by several enemies recently, we can't let planets unprotected.
Planet official - Speaking of targetted by enemies...
Several Tralkikianoe arrived on the planet.
Planet official - Are these yours?
Feldosia - I don't think so...
Several HXT Tyrabreeders landed, spawning huge amounts of HXTs.
Planet official - Are... they yours?
Feldosia - HXTs? Of course not! Set the planet to full alert, these are Grand Troopers infantry!
All the citizens on the planet suddenly stopped what they were doing, and headed outside with their guns aimed at the Tralkik and HXTs.
Feldosia - I never expected GTFO to attack now. I better Warn UNOL of this.
The citizens' guns blazed at the HXTs and Tralkikianoe. meanwhile, the planet official looked at where Feldosia was... to find she was gone.
Squad member - Wait...where is Feldosia? She was here just a few seconds ago...
Planet official - I don't know...
Meanwhile, in Kolossus' den...
Kolossus - Wake up, little Technobian, I grow impatient...
Feldosia - Where the hell am I?
Kolossus - That's none of your business.
Feldosia - What do you want?
Kolossus - Remember what I did to your little Ottzel friend? I could do that to you now...
Feldosia - Wipe us... all out?
Kolossus - It feels me with joy to murder your members one by one. But I have another thing in my mind this time...
Feldosia - And what's that?
Kolossus charged a sphere of energy and threw it at Feldosia, slowly corrupting her body. Feldosia struggled for a while, as the corruption began to take over slowly. After some moments, Feldosia saw herself as a hideous Dark Gyronic monster.
Kolossus - Now listen to me, woman. You will be my spy in UNOL. If you do what I am ordering you to, I'll not reveal the abomination you are to the Nation. You really have no choice, anyway. If you refuse, I'll kill off the Technobian like I did to the Ottzel.
Feldosia - I understand.
Kolossus - Now, begone from my sight!
Feldosia was teleported back to the planet, with her natural appearence restored.
Planet official - Where were you? All our citizens manage dto fend off GTFO. They suddenly left shortly after you'd finished, like they had no business here. They haven't attacked any other planets lately.
Feldosia - That's good...now, if you excuse me, I need to go.
Planet official - ...?
Feldosia - I have things to do...
Planet official - Oh well, you being in UNOL, I'd understnad. Fare well.
Feldosia left, trying to hide the pain she was feeling. She could hear Kolossus cackling in her mind. But for the good of everyone, it was better that way.
Feldosia returned to UNOL HQ.
Kralgon Emperor - Report?
Feldosia - GTFO attacked the planet while I was there, but everything is safe now.
Zr'Ahgloth - WHY DIDNT YOO TELL ME MAN I COOD OF BATTERED DEM
Feldosia - There was no need. The planet's defenses managed to contain the threat. They also said they need more funds to improve themselves.
Yogtam - I see preparing our own citizens with weapons paid off. And sure, funds shouldn't be a problem, should it? Then again that's your department, Feldosia.
Kralgon Emperor - Wait- I'm recieving a transmission
Zr'Ahgloth - DAT MUST BE DA PIZZA I ORDERED ENNIT
Valzo - If the Borealis Consortium Network offer pizza, then yes...
Zr'Ahgloth - OH MA DAYZ NOT DESE PEEPZ AGEN DEYZ ALL SO DUM
Falrik Zaarkhun - Hello tere. As you know, with the new Borealis Consorium Nertwork, I'm abandoning my old days of crime; battling with crimelords tauht me that that was such a low way of earning money... Anyway, would you like to join the Trade Network of our Consoritum?
Sollow - We promise you all that Borealis Consortium will keep the Borealis Galaxy's economy in check, and safe from all other occurances in the galaxy.
Kralgon Emperor - What game are you playing this time, Zaarkhun?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Game? What game?
Zaarkhun looked offended.
Yogtam - Abandoning crime doesn't sound like you at all.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I know, isn't it great that I have finally done so! Look at my family history, only a small amount of them were even criminals!
Feldosia - We know about your past, Zaarkhun, and..nnghh...
Feldosia grunted and held her head.
Yogtam - You ok?
Feldosia - Yeah. Just a headache.
Falrik Zaarkhun - The Consortium could offer treatment for that, y'know...
Sollow - Even you must admit, this offer is difficult to refuse, surely...
Zr'Ahgloth - I DUNT TRUST YOO MAN I HERD YOOZ INVOLVED WIV DA ROGUE LOSAS
Sollow - Us? Involved? No, Volim just managed to tick them off, and they would rather be on our side than Volim's. Me and Volim are past our feud by the way... the Wranploer Legion is doing pretty well.
Kralgon Emperor - And how is that a good thing?
Falrik Zaarkhun - It was a long time ago. A long, long time ago. As in, when Genrai Nal was still working with us. Shame he left us for the Legion. Anyway, forget the past and move on! This is a successful business, and you could be part of it!
Valzo - We are not interested in whatever you are doing, Zaarkhun.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well it's about time to be interested.
Sollow - In time, you won't be able to refuse...
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh no. We won't let you.
Zr'Ahgloth - GO AWAY MAN
Zr'Ahgloth turned off the screen.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT AN IDIOT
Kralgon Emperor - Hmpf. Abandoning crime. Does he really think we are that naive?
Yogtam - Maybe he does. Thanks good ol' Tralkik Commander, calculating this for us.
Tralkik Commander - Heh. I do not have to speak to contribute to these discussions.
Kralgon Emperor - Oh yeah, did I tell you guys?
Tralkik Commander - I reach to all your minds and make tougher calculations for you, being a computer. Thanks to the System, that is. Essentially, I think for you
. Feldosia - Not for me...
Zr'Ahgloth - GET OFF MA HED MAN
Kralgon Emperor - After a while you'll wish it had never been on.
Feldosia sighed. Thanks to Zr'Ahgloth, no one payed attention to her comment.
Yogtam - Tuolog's been quiet today. What's wrong man?
Tuolog looked at Feldosia.
Tuolog - ...Nothing.
Feldosia began to feel nervous.
Valzo - Oh hey, it's time for lunch. Let's get to eat guys! And Zr'Ahgloth, before you ask, yes there is super large pizza cooked for you!
Zr'Ahgloth - SIK MAN IMMA GET DERE FIRST
Zr'Ahgloth ran off, and all of UNOL left the room, except Feldosia... A voice boomed in Feldosia's head, saying "Report back"...
Tralkik Commander - Who are you reporting to, Feldosia?
The voice changed it's tone, and instead said "I'm so hungry".
Tralkik Commander - Oh. Zr'Ahgloth? Strange how I cannot find this in your mind. Anyway, activating hibernation mode.
After the Commander deactivated, Feldosia was teleported back to Kolossus' hideout. The energy in her body forced her to bow to the beast.
Feldosia - I have nothing to report, just that UNO were offered a deal by Zaarkhun of the Borealis Consortium, who claims to be done with crime. And Tuolog and the Tralkik Commander seemed watchful of me...
Kolossus - Hmpf, Zaarkhun. I'll take care of him myself later. And of course they are watching you, your corruption is taking over your body.
Feldosia - What is your bidding? What am I to do next?
Kolossus - What obedience, hmm? I see the Dark Gyronic is doing its work nicely. Now, I want you to get me some information. Information on GTFO and essence.
Feldosia - On... GTFO? I shall look at the Unified Nation's reports of it.
Kolossus - While they are my master's puppets, I do not have that close of a watch on them. Also, I'm just interested in what you have to report about them.
Feldosia - I see. And essence? That may be difficult; it's Tuolo's area, and he has a close watch on me. Any ideas?
Kolossus - Leave that to me.
Feldosia - Yes, master.
Kolossus - Do not bother fighting the corruption. Soon, you'll learn to like it...
Kolossus - Now, begone.
Feldosia was teleported to next where the rest of UNOL was lunching.
Zr'Ahgloth - DIS PIZZAS TASTY MAN GET ME MOR PIZZAS
Yogtam - Why, Emperor, just WHY, did weput him in UNOL?
Kralgon Emperor - You know why. Anyway, other matters to discuss- A, Feldosia. Long bathroom break, wasn't it? Oh wel, not unusual for you.
Feldosia just ate her lunch, quiet. Tuolog still had his eye on her, suspecting...
Discussing with the Zoles king
The next day...
Kralgon Emperor - Ok guys, wake up! WAKE UP! Gah, why is it that I am ALWAYS the first to wake up?!
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN I WUS DREEMIN. OF PIZZA!
Yogtam - Because you Kralgon get less sleep. And besides, technically the Tralkik Commander is the earliest to wake up nowadays...
Feldosia couldn't sleep that night.
Kralgon Emperor - Feldosia... are you allright? You look like you had more sleep than me, yet you didn't?
Valzo - Oh quit showing off how little sleep you need!
Zr'Ahgloth - I WANNA SLEEP MOR MAN SO SHUT UP
Kralgon Emperor - Good! Get to sleep!
Zr'Ahgloth was drugged to sleep by the System.
Yogtam - We'll have to wake him up eventually.
Kralgon Emperor - I could do with a day without him!
Valzo - Well, he can get annoying most of the time, but he is always cheering us up, that's for sure. Hard to believe I'm refering to a Loron like this.
Tuolog - I now what else hard to believe...
Tuolog stared at Feldosia, but no one noticed. Feldosia felt unconfortable, but stayed quiet.
Kralgon Emperor - Yes, it's very hard to believe Zaarkhun would quit crime. Ha!
Yogtam - Zaarkhun leaving crime is like a hippie Xhodocto in possibility.
Valzo - I know, right? Anyway, I think we were scheduled to talk to the Zoles today. We have yet to learn much about this galaxy, and they'll know a lot.
Kralgon Emperor - That's true. Better leave big bug head asleep for this. I don't want him shouting at the Zoles.
Tralkik Commander - I will put you in touch with the Zoles leader, who will now introduce himself to you.
King Rebaris appeared in a screen.
King Rebaris - Greetings, UNOL. I am King Rebaris, leader of the Zoles Imperium.
Valzo - Why hello there! Valzo, Galot leader and Diplomatics commander of the Unified Nation of Ottzello Leaders.
Yogtam - Yogtam, Inalton leader and Military Officer of the Unified Nation of Ottzello Leaders.
King Rebaris - I was left a message saying your nation desired to know more about the galaxy. Is that correct?
Valzo - Indeed it is.
Kralgon Emperor - Kralgon Emperor, leader of science devision within the Unified Nation of Ottzelo Leaders. Pleased to meet you. You've already met the Tralkik Commander who is, well, the computer.
King Rebaris - Yes, indeed. And who are these two others over there?
Rebaris pointed at Tuolog and Feldosia. Feldosia suddenly woke up.
Feldosia - Oh, sorry there, daydreaming... Anyway, Feldosia, in charge of the economics devision of UNOL. Pleased to meet you. Tuolog - Cheif Tuolog. I in charge of many things, mostly spiritual and cultural department of UNOL.
Tuolog showed a weird sign to Rebaris, which was his greetings sign. OluapPlayer: King Rebaris - Oh, hello.
Rebaris attempted to replicate the sign, with little success. Tuolog chuckled.
King Rebaris - Now, tell me, what do you wish to know?
Zr'Ahgloth woke up.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL MAN WHY IS YOO INTRODUCIN YASELVS AN NOT TELLIN ME? ANYWAY IM DA PROPA BIG LORON BOS IN CHARGE OF DA WarZ AN ALL DAT IM DA BOSS OF UNOL AND IM DA EMPEROR OF DA OTTZELLO SECTA
Zr'Ahgloth was drugged to sleep again.
King Rebaris - Oh my.
Kralgon Emperor - He's a bit cocky, stupid, lacks the intelligence of our level, aggressive and... you get the idea.
King Rebaris - Huh. He sounds like a Wranploer then.
Kralgon Emperor - You know the reason he's in UNOL?
King Rebaris - Is he your bodyguard or something?
Yogtam - Actually, his single-minded aggressive behaviour helps us make decisions mroe quickly. It also just makes UNOL look that little bit tougher when you got an aggressive guy backing them. As well as that, his inspirational figure to the Loron just makes our Loron betr to conrtol, as well as making everything easier easier to control. Ayway, on to important matters?
Kng Rebaris - Yes, indeed. Tell me what you want to know.
Kralgon Emperor - We've been preparing a codex of several Borealis nations. Can you give me a list of at least 10 or so inhabitants of this galaxy?
King Rebaris - Well, you have us, the Wranploer, the Grox, the Seagon, the Lamelota, the Deldor, the Niaka, the Minga, the Caretakers, and Them...
The members of UNOL were confused.
Kralgon Emperor - ...Them?
King Rebaris - Yes, Them... We don't know who they are, but this galaxy had 3 arms before they arrived.
Valzo - Ah, so that's the Arm of Memories...
King Rebaris - Yes.
Tralkik Commander - Scans by our ships detect some dark energy around the remnants of the arm. We're not talking about the Essence, no it's something different. Anyway, you have no more reports on Them?
King Rebaris - We believe they are using the Arm of Wildness as their headquarters. But after they destroyed the arm, there was no more known activity.
Yogtam - I see. As for the others, we've heard of the Wranploer.
King Rebaris - I am aWare you had some conflicts with them already. And I ask that you never destroy Cold Relays again. They cannot be replaced.
Tuolog - Heh, it nothing I not able to restore.
King Rebaris - It's a billion year old tech, created by the extinct Cold Ones. The entire galaxy needs them intact. Tuolog - No but you see, I destroy something, I can put it back.
King Rebaris was the one confused now.
King Rebaris - How's that? You are extragalactic, how can you know anything about it?
Tuolog - I explain another time.
Kralgon Emperor - Moving on, the Grox?
King Rebaris - Yes. They are the most dangerous species in this galaxy, not counting Them. Unlike the barbarians of the Wranploer Legion, the Grox are a race of cruel, intelligent and sadist machines who don't kill for a reason. They feel pleasure in taking the lifes of others.
Yogtam - Grox? Most dangerous? We've got our own Ottzello Grox, and from memory they were battered badly by the New Kralgon Empire and HXTs... I doubt these grox are that much of a problem.
King Rebaris - We know there are other Grox in other galaxies, but none of them dedicate themselves in expanding and advancing as our Grox.
Kralgon Emperor - Well the Cyrannian Grox were very different from the main Grox... Are yours similar?
King Rebaris - In appearence, the Borealis Grox aren't very different from the normal ones. We weren't aWare Cyrannus had Grox, actually.
Kralgon Emperor - Oh... Well I'll watch out. Who else should we know about?
King Rebaris - Well, I should talk about the nice people now. The Lamelota, Niaka and Deldor are the other main empires. The Lamelota are a race of traders, the Niaka like to enforce law and order around, and the Deldor are known for their love for radical adventures. There are multiple other minor empires scattered around the galaxy.
Yogtam - I see. Tell Feldosia about the Lamelota... where is she?
Feldosia was gone.
Tuolog - Something up with her lately.
King Rebaris - Is everything ok in there?
Tuolog - It under control. Tell us about Niaka.
King Rebaris - They wish to end crime in the galaxy. They are a little arrogant but overall are nice people.
Kralgon Emperor - I see. Maybe we could work with them.
King Rebaris - Anything more you want to know?
Yogtam - We've seen these people working with technology like those Cold Relays. Anything you know about them?
King Rebaris - I guess you mean the Minga Empire. They are worshippers of the Cold Ones.
Kralgon Emperor - Not them, those people who are always fixing and mending it...
Tralkik Commander - The Caretakers?
King Rebaris - Oh yes. Well, they are a very alien people. We don't even know how they got into the Relays, since we've never seen them with spaceships.
Tralkik Commander - I have no information on them a all, they mus be very secretive.
Zr'Ahgloth woke up.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT YOO ON ABOUT?
Kralgon Emperor - Erm... Bye Rebaris, thanks for the information.
King Rebaris - It's been a pleasure.
The transmission closed.
Kralgon Emperor - Thanks, Zr'Ahgloth. Thanks alot.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT MAN
Valzo - We could have finished that discussion if you hadn't interrupted...
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL MAN YOR ASHAMED OF ME
Valzo - Yes, we are.
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR I GEDDIT YOR JELUS OF MA STRENGHT AGEN ENNIT? I LEAST FELDOSIA AGGRES WIV ME...wait wheres she?
Tuolog - I not know. Oh look, there.
Feldosia - Hi guys.
Zr'Ahgloth - WHERE WERE YOO DOODETTE
Feldosia - Nowhere?
Yogtam - You weren't here while we were talking to the Zoles king.
Tuolog - You be acting strange since yesterday.
Feldosia - Oh, it's nothing, I'm fine.
Tuolog - I feel something, since you came back from GTFO invasion. Something that makes me cringe.
Feldosia - Erm...
Kralgon Emperor - Never mind, there's more important matters to discuss.
Yogtam - Yes, I want to talk to the Niakra.
Zr'Ahgloth - NIAKA? DA HELL IS DAT?
Kralgon Emperor - So-called police of the galaxy. We could really work with them.
Zr'Ahgloth - POLICES DUM
Valzo - For you, yes. Considering you Loron gangsters are the opposite. For the REAL guys here, they're very good allies.
An alarm went off.
Tralkik Commander - Alert! There is a major invasion by GTFO coming!
Zr'Ahgloth - WAH MAN I WANNA GO DERE SMASH DEM
Kralgon Emperor - No... it looks like... oh my god...
Tuolog - Their Kralgon troopers are... essence adepts?
Valzo - Essence adept Kralgon? That's new.
Tuolog - I know. I not understand anything about GTFO. Why they chose now to attck? Anyway, me, Yogtam and... I suppose Zr'Ahgloth will go to defend surface. Emperor, you get your fleet ready?
Valzo - Me and Feldosia will keep hold here, in case anything happens.
Tralkik Commander - My systems assume remote control of a Tralkik near you position. Zr'Ahgloth - SIK MAN I GET TA SMASH DA GEEKZ
Kralgon Emperor - How would these Kralgon be Essence adepts, I still don't have any understanding... GTFO never use Essence as a short cut. Or... it;'s not a shortcut, is it? Anyway, let's go with Tuolog's plan.
They all ran off to the battle, and Feldosia sneaked off quietly. Kolossus' voice echoed inside her head, "Now, get me that info!" Feldosia searched Tuolog's hut. She managed to download all the statistics and information of UNO's essence capabilities.
Feldosia - Well master I have information on GTFO and UNO's Essence... and by the looks of things, I might be able to get more information from GTFO's fight with UNO. Wait, you did that didn't you?
Kolossus - Yes, I did.
Fledosia - So... why do you need information on them? Oh wait, they're a puppet but not closely controlled. And you want to know what UNO knows about them, right?
Kolossus - Yes.
Feldosia - I see. Is that all for now?
I think so. Certify your frog friend isn't there so I can teleport you out.
Feldosia - No, the battle is still occuring.
Feldosia was teleported to Kolossus' hideout. She bowed her head and kneeld when Kolossus approached her.
Kolossus - Give me that info immediatly!
Feldosia - Of course.
She uploaded it to Kolossus' databanks.
Kolossus - Yes...this is exactly what I needed...now they are nearly ready, but I still need more preparation.
Feldosia simply nodded. She knew it was useless asking questions.
Kolossus - I'm done with you for now. Begone.
Feldosia was teleported back to UNOL HQ.
Valzo - Hey Feldosia, you just relaxing?
Feldosia - I had to go to the bathroom...how's the battle going?
Valzo - I don't know. I'm just chilling really, nothing much is going on.
Feldosia - Oh good. They must be winning then...
Valzo - Yeah, it was a hell of an alarm for such a small force. It's just, how did they end up inside UNO's territory?
Feldosia - I have no idea...uugghh.
Feldosia held her head in pain.
Valzo - What is it?
Feldosia looked cross.
Feldosia - Get out of my way!
She ran off to her room.
Valzo - Whoa...
No other choice
The battle was over.
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR HUR HUR YOO SEE HOW I BATTARED DAT SALTHOT FING MAN DEM TYRANITES IS GETTIN WIMPY
Tralkik Commander - You never do shut up, do you?
Kralgon Emperor - You get used to it... almost.
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN YOR A BOX
They entered the HQ to find Valzo alone.
Tuolog - What been going on here?
Valzo - Everything was alright in here, except Feldosia. She had a little outrage, apparently... Now she is locked in her room.
Tuolog - She can't stay in her room. Now she's gone, me and Tralkik Commander, want to talk to you all about her.
Kralgon Emperor - What's that?
Tuolog - I think she being corrupted. You seen the Devourer's Chosen, that my scouts found the other day? She similar to them.
Yogtam - You mean the Corruptus cultists? But, by what we found out, they were corrupted by some kind of Marinoxidiz creature. As far as we know, that creature has never entered our territory, and neither Feldosia entered its own.
Tralkik Cmmander - Which is why it is strange. Neither of us can acess her brain for some reason, so we cannot find out how.
Tuolog - Should we talk to her about this? OluapPlayer: Kralgon Emperor - Without a doubt.
Tuolog - Ok, I make sure to remind you. Another thing, she some how has some mental thing, that keep you from noticing when she act weird. It puts your minds on othe things... except us. Me, because well you know, and the Tralkik commander because it's a computer.
Zr'Ahgloth - IMMA BLAST DA DOOR MAN
Zr'Ahgloth broke the door down.
Zr'Ahgloth - hur man why did i smash dis fing?
Tuolog - I rest my case.
Feldosia - What?!
Kralgon Emperor - Feldosia, we need to talk.
Feldosia - Go on. What is it?
Zr'Ahgloth - OI MAN WE FINK YOOZ CORRUPTED
Feldosia - Well, duh?
Tuolog - We know you're corrupted. We not know enough about it.
Feldosia - Oh piss off!
Feldosia screamed as she started to feel extreme pain.
Tuolog - Corruption hurting her.
In her mind, Kolossus's voice echoed "If you don't have choice, murder them! Kill them all!" Feldosia became insane, and her body became dark.
Feldosia - I... got... no choice! I don't want to hurt you... but...
Her claws attacked Zr'Ahgloth.
Zr'Ahgloth - WOAH MAN WAT DA HELL IS YOO DOIN
Zr'Ahgloth punched her and pinned her into a wall. Feldosia found herself stronger than Zr'Ahgloth.
Feldosia - Oh I have always wanted to do this!
She punched him in the face, and hurt his jaw.
Zr'Ahgloth - OW MAN DAT HURT...OI HOW DID YOO GET SO TUFF
Yogtam tried to fight too. In pain, shen clawed Yogtam's eye out.
Yogtam - Aaargh! My eye!
Feldosia kicked the Kralgon emperor's leg, and stamped on it, breaking it.
Kralgon Emperor - Nnggh! Tuolog, help!
Tuolog tried to reach into Feldosia's mind.
Feldosia - Arrrgh! I...must...
She tried to attack Zr'Ahgloth again.
Feldosia - ...stop.
Kolossus - There is no room for you here, Ioketa!
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL MAN FELDOSIA IS DUM...wat?
Tuolog turned, and saw Kolossus through a portal he'd created.
Tuolog - You behind this?
Kolossus - Of course I am. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Tuolog - Ha, I remember when you try kill me.
Kolossus - Don't you forget I had little effort in killing you. I merely forgot to eliminate your soul that time, but it won't happen again.
Tuolog - You really think so? Hahaha, you have no idea how much I know about you Kolossus.
Kolossus - I had enough of you, tiny dot. Kill him, slave!
Feldosia became more enraged.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL MAN? ATTAKIN DAT DUMBO NOT ME?
Zr'Ahgloth punched Feldosia on the back of her head, and kicked her down.
Kolossus - I would leave my son the pleasure of eliminating you, mishap. But if you insist so much...
Feldosia grabbed Zr'Ahgloth and stabbed her claws through his neck. Zr'Ahgltoh fell back, lifeless.
Meanwhile, over at Da Rogue Boyz.
Dark Zr'Ahgloth - OI FRE'KLOAR DA COPYCATS DED
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN HOW DA HELL DO YOO KNO DAT
Dark Zr'Ahgloth - eh i dunno i did BUT HUR NOW YOO KNO HOW IT FEELZ COPYCAT DUMBO
Back in the fight...
Tuolog - You regret this, Kolosssus. You know what you doing by damaging us!
Kolossus - Nothing I can't fix later, whelp.
Tuolog - Stop. Now. You know you not meant to do this.
Kolossus - I have my priorities settled. And I will eliminate anyone who stands in my path to conclude them.
Tuolog - We give in. Levae it for now. I make them all forget this happen, if that help your plans?
Kolossus glared at Tuolog.
Kolossus - ...Fine.
Tuolog set the time to a few hours after the fight, and gave everyone the memory that Feldosia simply stormed off quietly after slicing off Yogtam's eye.
Kralgon Emperor - Ok, we've cloned Zr'Ahgloth back. It hurt me to do so...
Zr'Ahgloth - HELL SUKS MAN DERES LOADS OF DEMONZ A NO PIZZA
Yogtam - Hell is supposed to be bad, Zr'Ahgloth.
Valzo - ...derp.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT MAN I FORT IT WAS SIK AN ROZ TAH FLOK WAS MENT TA BE DERE?
Kralgon Emperor - ...anyway, Yogtam, I'll prepare a robotic eye for you?
Yogtam - Yes, please do that. It's still hurting me a little...
Tralkik Commander - Luckily, the nanomachines from The System would make the pan receptors work less than they already do, so it shouldn't hurt too much. Anyway, moving on, Feldosia's gone. It doesn't look like she'll be back soon, unless we ca cure corruption.
Zr'Ahgloth jumped angrily.
Zr'Ahgloth - DUNT YA DARE PUT DA OTTZELLOAN ZAZZI LEEDA AS DA NEX UNOL MEMBA IF YA DO IMMA KILL YAS
Tuolog - She was corrupted by Dark Gyronic. A being of Gyronic could cure her, perhaps. And I think I know who.
Kralgon Emperor - Oh? Who?
Tuolog - Mac.
Kralgon Emperor - Of course! Mac! Get him on the line immediately... wait, do it tomorrow. I'm sleepy.
Mac and the Special Forces
An ordinary day on Grenzaar. The station's simulated day cycle presented the morning, and as usual...
Kralgon Emperor - WAKE UP DAMN YOU! Lazy people!
Zr'Ahgloth - OH MA DAYZ STOP SHOUTIN DO YA HAV TA DO DAT EVERYDAY
Kralgon Emperor - Do you have to be lazy every day??
Yogtam was simply looking around with his new cybernetic eye.
Yogtam - This robotic eye is awesome!
Kralgon Emperor - Doesn't make you get up any faster, does it?
Valzo groaned and got up, where they all met.
Tuolog - We talk to Mac?
Valzo - Yes, indeed.
Mac appeared on screen, awaiting for them to speak.
Tuolog - Hello Mac, we want help with something.
Mac - Just tell me what you want.
Tuolog - Kolossus corrupted Feldosia. We need your help to cure her.
Mac - Right. And I assume you've got something for me in return.
Kralgon Emperor - Other than damaging one of your archenemies' schemes, we could gladly pay you for this in cash.
Mac - Yeah, that's good.
Valzo - Good. Now all we need to do is find Feldosia and bring her to Mac.
Kralgon Emperor - But... how are we gonna find her? Ever?
Zr'Ahgloth - CANT TUOLOG OR DA BOX GEEK FIND HER?
Tuolog shook his head.
Tuolog - Her mind block both of us off.
Tralkik Commander - And shut up with the 'geek' stuff. I may be a computer, but I have feelings.
Zr'Ahgloth - fine den soz....geek
Yogtam - Mac, do you have anything with you we could use to find her?
Mac - I dunno.
Kralgon Emperor - Well that makes our work harder then. Unless she randomly attacks one of our planets, we can't find her.
Mac - I don't know how you can expect me to find her when this universe is like, huge... How many stars in Borealis alone?
Tralkik Commander - It is likely that Feldosia will attack UNOL again. We will come with a swift force.
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR SHE WUS LUKKY LAST TIME NOW IMMA BATTA HER
Mac noticed Zr'Ahgloth, who had been playing with a pen lid while most of this conversation had been going on.
Mac - Oh. You.
Zr'Ahgloth - OH MAH DAYZ STOOPID COPYCAT GOD OF BLING
Kralgon Emperor - Did... you only just realise Mac was on that screen? ONLY JUST REALISE?!
Zr'Ahgloth - IM NOT TALKIN TO YOO YOR A BUZZKILLA
Zr'Ahgloth crossed his arms.
Kralgon Emperor - Some times, I admit I can't help but laugh with him around. Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah. I actually think I know who could find them. yotam, are you thinknig what I'm thinking?
Yogtam - Of course, I always am. Niaka Special Forces.
Kralgon Emperor - Yep! So guys, shall we put Niaka on the line?
Valzo - Go ahead.
The Niaka replaced Mac on the screen.
Valzo - Why hello, Niaka Special Forces.
Niaka - Huh? What's this?
The Niaka looked closer.
Niaka - Who are you? What do you want?
Valzo - Diplomat Valzo, in charge of UNOL's diplomatic divisions. Please to meet you.
Niaka - UNOL? Never heard of 'em. What do you want from me?
Valzo - Unified Nation of Ottzello Leaders. You've never heard of the Unified Nation?
Niaka - Wait. Ottzello? Ooh we know about that place. Seems like a giant mess to us. We see crime infesting it like a plague! Crimebosses, giant brutish barbarians, and other things like that.
Kralgon Emperor - Which is why we want your help targeting a specific individual. Oh, where's my manners? Kralgon Emperor, in charge of the Unified Nation's science devisions.
Niaka - Want us to get a criminal? What for? You can't do it yourselves? We have a Legion to fight everyday, you know.
Yogtam - Yogtam, leader of UNO's military devision. And we can fight that Wranploer Legion for you. They've been too quiet lately...
Zr'Ahgloth stepped out.
Zr'Ahgloth - I CAN FITE DA LEGION MYSELF
Niaka - Hey, you're one of the big brutes who attacked one of our ships!
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT? WEN?
Niaka - Some weeks ago we sent a scout ship to this Ottzello region to study it. These giant things attacked, took the ship down, and ate the entire crew! They were blue like you, and there were some black and gray ones too.
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN DATS DA ROGUE BOYZ
Niaka - Argh stop shouting at me!
The Emperor sighed.
Kralgon Emperor - He won't. I don't think he can.
Niaka - Wait, just a second...hm...alright. I've received a reminder from my superiors stating that you've been confirmed as passive by the Zoles Imperium. That still doesn't explain the attack, as I can't understand a word your noisy friend says.
Zr'Ahgloth - den yor stoopid
Niaka - If he is insulting me, I'll close this transmission.
Valzo - Please ignore him. He meant to say there are groups of rebels of these creatures. You were attacked by the rebels, not us.
Niaka - Oh, I see. Alright. Tell me about your target.
Kralgon Emperor - Oh, our target is actually one of our own.
Niaka - Your own? You mean, like a traitor?
Yogtam - Precisely.
Niaka - Hmpf. If there's one thing we Niaka dispise is treason.
Kralgon Emperor - I don't think it's her fault in this case.
Niaka - Either way, tell me more about it. Since the Zoles approved you, I'll see what I can do.
Kralgon Emperor - You may know of the Corruptus?
The Niaka shook his head.
Niaka - Never heard of em.
Kralgon Emperor - Well... the cultists who aren't the Minga. Know them?
Niaka - Hmm...I've heard about a strange cult emerging, but I don't know much about it.
Kralgon Emperor - You don't need to know much, they just corrupt people to follow them.
Niaka - I see. How does that relate to the target?
Yogtam - The target is corrupted. So, she doesn't betray us out of persnal choice. Thus, she should be preferrably captured, rather than killed.
Niaka - I see...right, do you know where she is?
Yogtam - No, that's why we asked you.
Niaka - Well we have no idea if we don't have some basis.
Tralkik Commander - From calculations, it's not likely she would have given up the attack.
Niaka - You mean she plans on attacking you?
Tuolog - It the natural behaviour of someone working for Kolossus.
Niaka - Don't know what a Kolossus is, but we'll send ships to scout your territory. Now, I'll need an image of what she looks like, so I can know what I'm hunting.
The Tralkik Commander uploaded images of both dark and normal Feldosia.
Niaka - What a disgusting little piece of work.
Kralgon Emperor - AfterWards, yes...
Niaka - ...both are pretty ugly, in my opinion.
Valzo - Ouch. Harsh.
Niaka - I suppose I should apologize for that. Anyway, let's get on with it.
Kralgon Emperor - Indeed. Aside from what I've told you, I don't have too much information to give you.
Tuolog - But I do.
Niaka - Tell me.
Tuolog - You know anything about Essence?
Niaka - Erm...what?
Tuolog - Essence. Not many people know about it, it some sort of scientific version of magic that come from another dimension.
The Niaka scratched his head.
Niaka - If you say so.
Tuolog - I should send you some of my Ioketa. They the gurus of Essence. They not teach you how to use it, but how to detect it. Thatlead you to Feldosia.
Niaka - Very well.
Yogtam - I think that's all?
Niaka - I believe so. Let the hunting begin.
The communication ended.
Kralgon Emperor - Damnit Kolossus... I really wish he didn't pick Ottzello.
Tuolog - He feels pleasure in ruining our lifes. It's no wonder he is Zargoth's right hand man.
Yogtam - You've been inside his mind once, didn't you? What did you see in there?
Tuolog - It was confusing. His mind is like a giant labirinth, each corner darker than the other. I could see little, except I could see many dying in his hands in the distant past.
Kralgon Emperor - I imagine so. Kolossus must be insane. Didn't he use to be a Loron?
Tuolog - Hard to tell, since he his own creator. But he seems to inspire himself on Loron, yes. I think he shapeshifted into one once in Loron history...
Zr'Ahgloth - hur i dunt kno nuffin bout dat
Kralgon Emperor - Of course you don't because you don't write history...
Zr'Ahgloth - HISTORYS FOR GEEKZ YA DUMBO
Tuolog just remembered something.
Tuolog - Zr'Ahgloth, what's the name of Loron god of War?
Zr'Ahgloth - ZR'AN'KAR YA DUMBO I WAS NAMED AFTA HIM
Tuolog - Yes, that name. I saw that name several times in Kolossus' memory.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL
Tuolog - I think that his real name.
Zr'Ahgloth - HES A COPYCAT GOD OF War? OR IS HE DA REEL GOD OF War? OI POOT HIM ON DA SCREEN IMMA ASK HIM
Tuolog - Real. And I doubt he would want to talk to us. He just barely tried to kill us with Feldosia.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT... DA... HELL... I SHOOD OF WORSHIPPED HIM INSTED I WAS SAD TO HIM MAN IM SO DUM
Zr'Ahgloth ran off crying, then began rapping the Zr'An'Kar rap.
Tuolog - Better leave him alone for now.
Tralkik Commander - Give the order and I will drug him to sleep with his nanomachines?
Kralgon Emperor - Seems good to me!
Zr'Ahgloth- yeh man yoo helps me wen im fitin, yoo helps me wen im killin an writin, ino dat makes no sense but...*snores
Yogtam - I'm interested to know who wrote them 'god raps'.
Kralgon Emperor - I wouldn't be surprised if they forced the Norol to do that.
Valzo - Norol can write songs though. Half of the Loron's lyrics don' make sense they just rhyme and sound good. Norol songs actually have good lyrics... damn, what is Loron society like, if that is cool?
Kralgon Emperor - Really, who cares? We should concentrate in finding Feldosia now.
Tuolog - I don't reckon she attack today, but be on guard.
The next day, a distress call was coming from one of UNO's colonies.
Kralgon Emperor - All right, under attack. Again. Who is it this time?
Tralkik Commander - I have detected...Dracogonarious ships. But not regular ones. Devourer's Chosen ones.
Yogtam - Ok, calls for drastic measures since this is a new foe. Zr'Ahgloth and Tuolog must go.
Zr'Ahgloth - DATS SIK I GET TA SMASH DEM
Tralkik Commander - I have also detected Niaka ships approaching the planet.
Yogtam - I reckon the Kralgon ship we send shouldn't be the Emperor, but another should be in the Kralgon Obliterator accompanying a Tralkik fleet. So the Commander will lead them remotely.
The Niaka sent a transmission to UNOL.
Tralkik Commander - Picking up a Niaka transmission. Patching it through now:
Niaka - Attention. We have found the target! But she is destroying the planet's defenses very fast. We are gonna need reinforcements.
Kralgon Emperor - Set the citizens to all take cover within the buildings, and get out their weaponry, immediately. Is the Obliterator ready to send down the Killer Pod, containing Zr'Ahgloth?
Yogtam - Wait, how are we gonna kill her?
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR WIV A GIANT DEFF ROBOT MAN
Yogtam - Zr'Ahgloth, you duma-
Kralgon Emperor - Precisely.
Valzo - Kill? I though we were just gonna knock her down?
Kralgon Emperor - We can revive her easily, Valzo.
Tralkik Commander - The Obliterator is ready.
Yogtam - Then it'll launch the Pod the second we get out of the Cold Relay.
The ships emerged from the Relay, and launched the Killer Pod containing them. It took up position, firing at the Devourer's Chosen, and Zr'Ahgloth got out with Tuolog. It began to spawn Loron clones.
Zr'Ahgloth - LETS SMASH DEM BOYZ
Zr 'Ahgloth, with Tuolog on his back, charged with Da Boyz toWards the Devourer's Chosen, who were firing at the nearest city. The Tralkik Hunters and Demolishers were already there with Niaka, and were silently wrecking havoc among the Chosen.
Cultist - Burn this heretic scum, in the Devourer's name!
Zr'Ahgloth - YA MOMS A HERETIC
Zr'Ahgloth smashed the skull of two Dark Dracogonarious.
Tuolog - Whatever happened to these Dracogonarious seems to be very serious...and I can feel Feldosia nearby.
Tuolog chanted a little, trying to fight the Dracs' corruption. They were beyold curing now, and kept firing.
Tuolog - Their corruption much too strong. I hope Feldosia not like this...
Zr'Ahgloth - WHO CARES MAN? OI MOR KILLA PODZ
More Killer Pods landed, spawning large Kralgon unmanned vehicles.
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR DA AI WEPONZ HEER AN DA GIANT ROBOT
The Devourer's Chosen were slowly being defeated. Their ships were taken down by the Niaka scouts.
Zr'Ahgloth - DA HELL MAN DA DEVOURERS IS STRONGA DAN DAT FROM WAT I HEER HUR DA MUST OF NOT BIN TRYIN JUS TESTIN DERE WEPONZ. ACTUALLY DEY WAS JUS SCRAED OF ME
A large explosion took down several buildings nearby, with Feldosia jumping out of the debris, roaring like an angry animal.
Kralgon Emperor - Ok then, set the citizens to just take cover. They won't damage her. Zr'Ahgloth, Tuolog! You know what to do...
Tuolog hopped in an UNO Giant Death Robot, while Zr'Ahgloth provoked Feldosia.
Feldosia - Die! Die! Diiiiie!
Zr'Ahgloth charged straight into Feldosia and kicked her down, but Feldosia got up and clawed Zr'Ahgloth.
Feldosia - Kill! Kill! KILL!
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT DA HELL UP
Zr'Ahgloth and Feldosia continued fighting, when suddenly a huge laser blast hit the battlefield close to them.
Zr'Ahgloth - TUOLOG MA HOMIE
Feldosia - Enemies...ENEMIES...
Feldosia tried to jump up anaad attack the enormous 50m high robot, which knocked her to the ground.
Tuolog - Fight essence with essence!
Tuolog changed the robot to Gyronic fire.
Feldosia - Grrrr!!!
Feldosia launched a beam of Dark Gyronic at the robot. Tuolog quickly summoned a Gyronic shield, cancelling the Dark Gyronic out. Feldosia kept attacking, while also launching some blasts at Zr'Ahgloth.
Tuolog - This tiring...
More Ioketa climbed into the robot to help Tuolog out.
Zr'Ahgloth - OI MAN IM GETTIN HURT HEER
Tuolog - Nothing you can't handle.
Tuolog chuckled, while firing Gyronic at Feldosia, which was amplified through the robot's weapon. Feldosia was knocked back, but got up and kept attacking.
Tuolog - Where she getting her strength from?? Or is it from Kolossus..?
Zr'Ahgloth jumped on Feldosia, distracting her. Feldosia kicked Zr'Ahgloth off, but he landed on the Robot, which kicked Feldosia down. Zr'Ahgloth jumped by Feldosia and kicked her in the face multiple times. Feldosia was surrounded by a dark aura, which launched Zr'Ahgloth away from her.
Zr'Ahgloth - CHEETA
he robot fired at Feldosia's dark aura. This caused an explosion which launched Feldosia against a wall, knocking her out.
Tuolog - Heh, good old Niaka! Or was that a Tralkik? Either way, that good.
Zr'Ahgloth - YOO DUMBO DAT WAS FROM WEN YOR BLAST AN DA DARK AURA MADE CONTACT
Tuolog - Gah, it hard to concentrate when you so exhausted from using all this essence.
Feldosia grunted and tried to get up, but was too damaged.
Zr'Ahgloth - OI CAPTUR HER
The Loron all got around her and trapped her. Zr'Ahgloth and the Loron constrained her down, while several other Kralgon robots landed from orbit to constrain her. Tuolog and the Ioketa used their essence to counter hers. Feldosia tried to free herself but fainted.
Kralgon Emperor - Well, that was a job well done!
Zr'Ahgloth - DAT WAS TUFF MAN BUT YEH I BATTARED HER LIKE I SED I WULD
Feldosia's body was frozen completely, and taken into an asylum. Meanwhile, UNOL met up, watching Feldosia's trapped body on the screen.
Kralgon Emperor - Report.
Tuolog - Planet was very damaged but Feldosia was captured.
Kralgon Emperor - I see. And that's her? Good, a few Ioketa and Tralkik can probably sort her our. Have you put nanomachines into her body?
Tuolog - The corruption destroys any nanomachine. We should get Mac in here now.
Tralkik Commander - From examination, this corruption slowly infected her DNA, as well as her Gyronic essence from being a Gyronic organisms. And as Tuolog said, it destroys nanomachines. That's how she evaded the System.
On the other half of the screen, Mac appeared.
Mac - What?
Tuolog - We got Feldosia. Now you make your part in removing her corruption.
Mac - Damn, no combat for me?
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR I CAN FITE YA STOOPID COPYCAT
Mac - Ok, I'm on my way.
Curing the corruption
Mac appeared inside, with Tuolog.
Mac - Ok, so what do I do? Tuolog - Use your Gyronic to fight off her corruption. Mac - Uh, I'm gonna need help on that one. Why don't I channel it through you, to her DNA? Tuolog - I will help, and my Ioketa too.
They all combined their energy into one, with Mac's being the strongest. Tuolog channeled it through into Feldosia, who grunted. Inside their minds, they could see Kolossus.
Kolossus - I did not expected you to take part in this, Mac.
Mac - I did not expect you to have the balls to return to hurt lower beings...
Kolossus - I have my reasons...and it feels revigorating as well...
Mac - You're pathetic. You're meant to be some strong being, but you pick on the weak!
Kolossus - Which gives me new possibilities. I can safely transfer this corruption to your body while you are doing this. You'll turn into my personal Traffphyd slave!
Mac - I've had enough of you corrupting me, bitch!
Both Mac and Tuolog felt pain.
Tuolog - Gah, this hard...
Kolossus - Let's not forget the little meddlesome Ioketa as well. I'll turn you into my favorite toy!
Tuolog - You tried do that, and you not kill me!
Kolossus - But next time, I'll make sure your soul is sent to the bottoms of Hell. And Mac...well, there's barely any soul in there anymore. Hah.
Mac clunched his fists and growled.
Kolossus - Oh? Getting mad? Well, when I finish this, you'll have no choice but to lick the ground where I pass!
The pain was amplified. Feldosia started to get agitated. Mac had enough.
Mac - AAARGH!! SHUT YOUR TRAP BITCH!!
Kolossus - You'll be just like Hez'Kalka. A mindless, stupid animal!
Mac - CoWard... get out of that body and fight me!!
Kolossus launched a blast of psychic energy at both Mac and Tuolog via Feldosia's corruption.
Mac - Grrrr....
Kolossus - Make your choice, Mac. Keep healing her, and I will corrupt you! Leave her corrupted, and be responsable for her death!
A figure walked in. A humanoid figure slowly began walking up...
Kolossus - Huh?
The figure walked closer, and his face started to become clear. It appeared to be a very small Loron.
Kolossus - Bahahaha! This must be a joke!
??? - I didn't let you do it the first time, Zargoth...
He fired a huge push of Gyronic, and fell to the floor.
??? - ...and I'm not letting you do it again.
Tuolog - That no Loron...
Mac - No, it's a...
The small Loron creature's body turned into nothing more than a green and gold blur.
Mac - ...Taldar?
Kolossus - What...the...
Mac and Tuolog turned their attention to Kolossus, and put in all their energy toWards him. They ultimately got him out of Feldosia's body, but did not fully remove his mark on her DNA.
Mac - Who... are you?
Baby Taldar - A Taldar. I'm a baby Taldar, and I'm apparently different...
Kanye morphed into various aliens, and turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris - Hah, this is funny!
Chuck Norris morphed into various other figures, including Feldosia pre-corruption.
Feldosia - So then. You want this figure to come back to normal?
Kolossus got up and roared.
Kolossus - I remember you. The one who deactivated the System that time. No matter, you're just another one for me to curse.
The figure morphed back into its small, Loron form.
Yogtam - Zr'Ahgloth, is that one of yours?
Zr'Ahgloth - NEVA HERD OF HIM
But as humans see him as a Loron.
Baby Taldar - To curse, Kolossus? I'm a baby, I get protected by the entire 5th dimension!
Kolossus - Bah! I have the powers of the 5th dimension on my side, don't you forget that!
Baby Taldar - No, I haven't forgotten that. But you won't have all of holomatter out to defend you as soon as you get attacked, will ya?
Kolossus - Attacked? By who? You? Insignificant infant!
Kanye West shrugged, and a group of 14 Taldar appeared behind him.
Vyro'Narza - You must know, Kolossus, you are going off track, especially by harming our son.
Kolossus - I do not answer to you, Vyro'Narza. And you know, I am capable of turning all of you into soulless shells, like I did with Maczyornia here.
Vyro'Narza - 14 of us, at one time?
31 more appeared behind him.
Vyro'Narza - You must realise, of course, that you've done your job. Just because you have, it gives you no excuse to abuse your task of preparing them.
Kolossus - Hmpf. Getting so many to help you only proves how you are afraid of me...
Kolossus disappeared in a burst of black smoke.
Kanye West - Thanks, dad!
All the Vyro'Narza's 3D avatars left but one.
Vyro'Narza - Sons, you have both done well. I am incredibly proud of you both.
Zr'Ahgloth - DA HELL IS GOIN ON MAN
Mac - ...Dad?
Kanye West - That's him, yep. He was never killed, he just left you. He was forced to, so that you could be prepared fully.
Mac didn't know whether to be angry or happy.
Kralgon Emperor - That's...Mac's dad?
Tuolog - It appears it both their dads. Mac's dead was meant to have died, when he was captured.
Vyro'Narza - You see, you two in particular were incredibly special, and made for major roles in this Game.
Kanye West - Dad, when do I get my 3D avatar? I'm not sure 3D mortal musician really fits me...
Vyro'Narza - But it does.
While they were talking, Zr'Ahgloth screamed down the radio.
Zr'Ahgloth - OI BIG PIGFACE DOOD YOR SONS DUM HES A COPYCAT GOD OF BLING SO YOO SHULD GROUND HIM OR SUMFIN
The Vyro'Narza family ignored him.
Kanye West - ...How?
Vyro'Narza - The forms you take, which different species view different, as Kanye West, Klotna, etc... were people who were skillful musicians, and weren't afraid to voice their opinion- even if they did come out with stupid things to say. You are these; you aren't afraid to voice your opinion- and get out on the front line.
Kanye West - And a musician... how?
Vyro'Narza - Musicians master and use tools to create something artistic. You are mastering your own destiny, and using tools to play your part in th Game perfectly.
Kanye West nodded, and the family left.
Zr'Ahgloth - OH MA DAYZ STOOPID FAMILYS STOOPID
Tuolog - Heh, Vyro'Narzan families make no sense. Feldosia's unconscious. Shall we bring her back?
Valzo - Of course.
Tuolog returned, carrying Feldosia's body to UNOL HQ.
Zr'Ahgloth - hur hur hur stoopid god of bling ya dad likes ya bro mor dan yoo dats how much losa yoo is...wait where is he?
Kralgon Emperor - What's the situation?
Tralkik Commander - It will be incredibly difficult to restore the DNA to the exact original form, but it is fine, as she has no link to the Brain of Corruption.
Tuolog - She fine, she just have new powers.
Kralgon Emperor - Life signs??
Tralkik Commander - Our systems have been focusing too much on the corruption, to monitor the life signs enough. We cannot guarentee anything...
Zr'Ahgloth - YOO MEEN SHES DED?
Yogtam - It means we don't know!
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL
Several tubes and wires changed positions to vital organs.
Kralgon Emperor - Come on... please... come back!
Tuolog - This take forever.
Tuolog sped up time on Feldosia, and she returnd, back to normal.
Feldosia - Ughhh...
Zr'Ahgloth - OI I HERD SHE UGHIN MAN
Feldosia - Kolossus... master... Mac you are... Tuolog is a life saver... ughh
Zr'Ahgloth - eh shes still dum
Feldosia - Justin Bieber... Valzo - ...yes, she's definately still dumb.
Zr'Ahgloth - YA MOM LIKES BEEBA SHUT UP
Feldosia - Wait what did I just say?
Zr'Ahgloth - OI DUNT YA DARE TALK BAD ABOOT BEEBA CUS...erm...DATS MA JOB MAN
The Emperor raised his eyebrow.
Kralgon Emperor - That reminds me, guess what I saw in our underwear closet the other da?
Yogtam - Yeah, and those posters that you put in your locker - I LOV BEEBAS MUSIC - and then there's your OttzTunes, full of every single album by the artist Justin Bieber.
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT DA HELL UP...DATS FROM DA COPYCAT DUMBO ENNIT? I STEEL FRUM HIM AS A TROPHY YA SEE
Feldosia got out of her life supprt tank.
Feldosia - What, Zr'Ahgloth likes Bieber??
Feldosia laughed her head off, and stood up properly.
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN YOR ALL SO MEEN STOP BULLYIN ME OH MA DAYZ
Zr'Ahgloth ran way crying.
Feldosia - I'm so glad I woke up a that point. Priceless moment!
Valzo - Indeed. Are you feeling alright now?
Feldosia - Oh sure, I feel the same, but much more powerful babayyy!
Kralgon Emperor - That's her all right!
Feldosia - Sorry guys, Kolossus corrupted me... I didn't enjoy hurting you. Well, hurting Zr'Ahgloth was fun.
Yogtam - Of course it would have been. Anyway, now we have a dark assassin girl on our team... who's gonna take over as economics?
Valzo - Uhh... Why don't you, Yogtam?
Yogtam - Because I'm military? I don't see why Feldosia can't still do it.
Kralgon Emperor - That's for a later discussion.
Zr'Ahgloth came back.
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR HUR I TORE OUT ALL DA BEEBA POSTAS AN BURNED DE
Feldosia - Woop woop! Everyoen give him a round of applause!
Everyone clapped him.
Zr'Ahgloth - YEH MAN I GOT REBECCA BLAK DER INSTED SHES SOOOO MUCH BETTA
Zr'Ahgloth - JUS KIDDIN