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The Clash beginsEdit
General Volim recieved a new message, inviting live hologram chat.
Volim - What is this? This better be important.
He acceptd, and Falrik Zaarkhun appeared.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh hello there, so called crime boss and ruler of this galaxy. How's life treating you? Died in combat yet? No? Well that's too bad.
Volim - You again? I though I had dealt with you already.
Falrik Zaarkhun - No, in fact, we haven't had a single battle yet.
Genrai Nal walked up behind Falrik. When he spoke, his voice was deep and menacing, but not in an aggressive tone as Volim's.
Genrai Nal - I'm about to fix that, if you dare me too...
Volim - Talking like this usually ends in an unecessary waste of ammunition for me.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Waste of ammunition? Oh, I'm so sorry. I apologize, do you want me to steal it or cut off your supply instead? Because it's either one or the other.
Volim - I mean, I could always blast your head open, but that would be a waste of bullets.
Sollow walked behind Falrik, with his straight stare and non-blinking eyes. When he spoke, there was no tone in his voice.
Sollow - The only waste of bullets are the ones we're about to fire on you.
Volim - You can try, but they will bounce off my skin like they are nothing.
Genrai Nal - Only for my blades to penetrate it just afterWards.
Volim glared at them.
Volim - You talk too big, an attitude like this will only end up with your death. Maybe not from us, but from the thousand other species in here.
Falrik Zaarkhun - While we're on the subject of talkin big, your attitude is incredibly arrogant for someone who I doubt has even fought any huge threat. And you claim to be the ruler of this galaxy, but that's only because the ones you fear won't budge.
Volim - I have lived for almost two millenia. I have fought more battles than you could count.
Genrai Nal - More than me? I sincerely doubt that.
Volim - Oh yeah? All I see is a spiky lizard man trying to act hard.
Genrai Nal was unimpressed, but it didn't show.
Genrai Nal - I doubt you'll be making such assumptions when we're both on the battlefield.
Volim - Ha! I can safely say the same thing.
Falrik Zaarkhun - The only way we're ever going to prove that, is if we both go to War.
Volim - That'll be a fun little passtime for me. You better prepare your graves.
Falrik Zaarkhun - The irony of that sentence is the fact that we're all already dead...
Volim - I'll certify you stay like that.
Genrai Nal - And I'll certify you see what it's like.
Volim - Hmpf. Even the Imperium seems more of a threat than this. Enough wasting my time. Your end will come soon.
Volim closed the transmission, and after a short while recieved a new one...
Volim - Argh, what now?
Volim opened the hologram chat, and saw two large Loron, one grey and one blue.
Hagto'Zhl - OI WAT DA HELL YA LOSA WHY IS YOO STEELIN MA PIZZA? YEH I KNO IT WAS YOO
Volim - What the...Who are you? What are you talking about?
Fre'kloar - WE IS DA ROGUE BOYZ YEH AN WE IS PROPA MAD AT YOO YA DUMBO YOO IS STEELIN OUR PIZZA
Volim looked taken aback; he had no idea what they were on about.
Volim - I don't even know what a pizza is, you shouting gits!
Hagto'Zhl - DONT TRY AN HIDE IT I FOUND MA KITCHEN EMPTY WIV NUFFIN IN IT AN DERE WAS A NOTE SAYIN "Zaarkhun didn't do this, it was definately the Wranploer Legion!" SO SHUT UP AN STOP LYIN
Volim facepalmed at their sheer stupidity.
Volim - Are you retarded or just very stupid?
Fre'kloar - YA MOMS BOF
Volim was not one to take insults to his mother.
Volim - How dare you! You will pay for provoking me!
Hagto'Zhl - AN YOO WILL PA FOR RUININ MA SUNDAY AFTERNOON MAN I WAS HUNGRY
Fre'kloar - WE IS JOININ DA ZAARKHUN CONSORTIUM YEH DEYZ SAFE DEY DONT STEEL PIZZA
Volim - Then I will obliterate you both!
Fre'kloar - DEN BRNG IT
Volim - Just wait!
Volim closed the transmission. The Zaarkhun Consorium were proving an annoyance... but how long was it before they proved difficult to fight?
Rise of Da Rogue BoyzEdit
The Wranploer recieved a distress call coming from planet Nrakov, an icy world controlled by the Legion.
Wranploer Commander - Hah, so I will need to do a bit of pest control on Nrakov...
He arrives on the planet, wih a squad of Wranploer soldiers.
Wranploer Commander - This snowy planet is incredibly cold. Let's hope no one's hiding in the snow.
From the snow, rogue Loron Troopaz started to emerge and attack.
Troopa - YA MOMS DUM PIZZA THEEFZ
The Wranploer Troopers started firing at the Loron.
Troopa - HUR HUR DAT DOESNT HURT ME
The Troopas hid in the snow again.
Wranploer Commander - Huh, set your guns on a higher setting. Add velocity to the bullets.
The troopas reappear behind the Wranploer and start to fire their guns at them.
Wranploer - Fire back!
The Wranploer fired, while their armour managed to protect them from most of the bullet damage. Most troopas died, while the surviving ones charged at the Wranploer with their shankas. Two of the Wranploer were killed quickly, while the 5 others surviving shot the Loron in the eyes.
Troopas - AW MAN MA EYE
The Troopas couldn't see anything clearly and started to shank the air aimlessly. The Loron all shanked each other, while the Wranploer Commander finished them off with a few more stabs.
Wranploer Commander - I've heard stories about Loron. They've probably got thousands more here. We should get the vehicles ready.
In a distance, explosions and lasers could be seen.
Wranploer Commander - What's that?
??? - SMASH DEM HARD BOYZ
They walked closer and took a look...
Wranploer Commander - What?
The Wranploer could see Warboss Kal'kuir and several other Loron destroying a city. The Commander got a radio and contacted the Legion Military Command.
Wranploer Commander - Damnit. I'll contact the Legion Military Command. Legion Military Command, do you read?
Military Command - What is it?
Wranploer Command - We got Loron, and not enough soldiers to fight em all. I'm gon' need some tanks, some fast vehicles, some helicopters, and a lot more soldiers.
Military Command - Loron are attacking already? I'll get it done the fastest I can.
The Commander turned the radio off.
Wranploer Commander - We don't have much time to wait. Fire at the Loron from up here, in high ground.
The Wranploer squad did so, using sniper rifles and heavy machine guns. Kal'kuir looked up and noticed the Wranploer
Kal'kuir - SO I SEE SUM OF DEM ESCAPED? OI BOYZ DEYZ OVA DERE
The Loron all fired at the Wranploer.The Wranploer placed down some cover in front of them.
Wranploer Commander - That deployable forcefield sure does come in handy.
From behind the Wranploer, Sneekaz started to appear and attack them.
Wranploer Commander - Agh, dangit!
They fired on Da Sneaky Boyz, and managed to kill them all but ther were only a few survivors remaining. However, some aid came from the skies...
Military Command - We are here, Commander.
Wranploer Commander - Deploy the tanks round here on high ground, and get the soldiers on the other side of the Loron. Let's hope surrounding them helps... Oh, and do you have any missiles to spare? If so, fire them on Loron around he other parts of the planet if you see any, even thoguh this is the main force, I can deal with them.
The Military Command starts to do so. Kal'kuir and his troops approached the Commander's location while firing.
Kal'kuir - YOO FHINK DAT WILL SAVE YAS? HUR HUR YA SO DUM
Kal'kuir's boys began to climb the cliff.
Wranploer Commander - Dangit! Tanks, fire!
The tanks fired, but their distance was limited; they could only fire at Loron from afar.
Kal'kuir - HAV A TASTE OF MA DETH RAY
Kal'kuir's claw hand opened and he fired a death ray-like beam from it at the Wranploer. All of the Wranploer in the Commander's squad died. The Commander roared, and charged at Kal'kuir.
Wranploer Commander - You me, one on one. Now!
Kal'kuir - YOR FUNNY MAN TRYIN TA TAKE A LORON ON LIKE DAT
Wranploer Commander - And you're a funny man with a robotic eye!
Kal'kuir - YA MOM
Kal'kuir stabbed the Commander with his shanka. The Commander pulled out his electronic blade, and stabbed Kal'kuir's arm.
Kal'kuir - HUR HUR HUR I CANT FEEL DAT
Kal'kuir headbutted the Commander and threw him into the ground. The Commander got up out of the snow and cut Kal'kuir's right arm off.
Wranploer Commander - Now you're gon' need more implants!
Kal'kuir grabbed the arm, connected it again, spinned it a little and it was back to normal.
Kal'kuir - DATS A LAME TRY MAN IMMA KILL YOO NOW
Kal'kuir fired his death ray at the Commander. The Commander was at the last of his strength, and was finally killed when Kal'kuir kicked his head off.
Kal'kuir - HUR HUR HUR I IS DA TEKKNOBLITERATA
Military Command - Fall back!
The Wranploer over the planet tried to retreat, but were all destroyed by Kal'kuir's boyz before they could get offworld.
Kal'kuir - DATS WAT YA GET FER STEELIN OUR PIZZA YA LOSAS NOW DIS WORLD BELONGS TO DA BOYZ
The Loron all partied on the planet as they finished smashing it. Meanwhile, away from battle, Falrik, Sollow and Genrai Nal discussed with the rogue bosses.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well done, I'm impressed. You'll take this world, and get tons of pizza and bling. We'll also help you mine for even more bling if you want.
Fre'kloar - SIK MAN YOR AWSUM
Falrik Zaarkhun - There's tons of bling you can mine from this world.
Hagto'Zhl - OI YA LAZY DUMBOS START MININ ALREADY
And the Loron started to harvest the planet.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'll upload information to Da Geekz on how to get more efficient mining and bling. Anyway, what world shall we attack next?
Fre'kloar - WE WILL KILL DEM ALL MAN
Hagto'Zhl - DEM WE WILL TURN DEM ALL INTO PIZZA FAKTORIES HUR HUR HUR
Genrai Nal - Before you do, I haven't tasted real combat in a long time... I want to fight next.
Fre'kloar - fine man watever
Sollow - Of course, there's another world for you to go after. Which Warboss would be suited to a volcanic planet perfect for mining Da Bling?
Fre'kloar - volkanik? eh man any of dem can do dat deyz all awsum
Falrik Zaarkhun - Because, you see, I kinda want to piss them off by removing their sources of income. Forcing them to steal will get the entire Borealis provoked by their new method of theft. Not only that, but I don't want Volim earning more money than me.
Sollow - And next we'll go after their sources of food, meaning they'll all starve and have to stay inWard and grow food on their own planets.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yes, and when they try and rob Da Rogue Boyz' pizza...
Hagto'Zhl - im gettin hungry now man
Falrik Zaarkhun - ...I was hoping you'd say something like "den wed propa batta dem an make dem running"
Hagto'Zhl - SHUT UP MAN I WUS GONNA SEY IT BUT I FORGOT
Falrik Zaarkhun - Good. Also, by doing this it'll also restrict the Wranploer to stealing from UNO, or the Zoles. But either way that'd get whoever they steal from a bit unimpressed. I could, "persuade", UNO to fight against the Wranploer... but no you wouldn't be fighting with them.
Fre'kloar - DATS DUM MAN WE EXIST TA FITE UNO
Genrai Nal - What of the Grand Troopers of Foreign Origins? Their power is growing, more rumours spread of them aquiring new power every day.
Hagto'Zhl - GTFO? eh man deyr boss my homie he eint trouble
Falrik Zaarkhun - Why should I care for their cause, though? They've done no favours for me, they'll get none in return.
Sollow - Actually, now Da Rogue Boyz are allied, as Hagto'Zhl said, we can probably get them to help out.
Fre'kloar - dunno man deyr all weird sekretiv doods
Falrik Zaarkhun - By the sounds of things they're too busy preparing their own plan, though. We'll see how things turn out, for now. Anyway, meeting dismissed. We'll get talking about this tomorrow.
Battle of RoakronEdit
Several ships landed on planet Roakron.
Wranploer - Huh? What's that?
The ship landed in the starport, and an armoured figure wlked out, met by a Wranploer guard.
Wranpleor - Who are you? What do you want here?
"You don't need to know who I am."
The Wranploer pointed his weapons at Zaarkhun.
Wranploer - Yes, I do.
Falrik Zaarkhun - But no you don't, because... you're dead.
Genrai Nal, while cloaked, stabed the guard from behind.
Wranploer - Aaargghh
The Wranploer died.
Genrai Nal - We must move quickly; they will be investigating soon, and we don't want to lose the element of surprise.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I've got greater elements of surprise...
He looked up to the sky, and could make out a Zaarkhun ship full of an army, which cloaked.
Genrai Nal - We will move out now.
Sollow, Falrik Zaarkhun and Genrai Nal walked into the building. Several guards heard their footseps...
Levarcor Guard - I hear someone.
The Levarcor sniffed the air.
Levarcor - And he is nearby!
Sollow killed him with a suppressed sniper rifle. The three cloaked, but the guards continued to sniff them out..
Levarcor - I sense them here! I wanna smash them! Smash them all!
Genrai Nal - That is an opportunity...
Genrai Nal stabbed him.
Genrai Nal - ...you will miss.
Levarcor - CoWardly!
The Levarcor jumped back and tackled Genrai Nal. Genrai Nal grabbed him and smashed him on the floor, while Sollow used a tranquilizer sniper rifle.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Drag them back to the ship, Sollow.
Sollow dragged them back, and then joined them. The three walked ahead. More Levarcor armed with machine guns started to appear, searching for them. Falrik Zaarkhun cloaked, and walked right in front of them.
Levarcor - I feel their smell! Fire!
They all fired at where Falrik was. Zaarkhun fired his shotgun-blaster at them, killing them all, before they got to fire.
Falrik - Carry on.
Levarcor - They seemed soo...taaasty
The Levarcor died. The three walked forWard into a huge factory. Some Minchar are working on the factory. Falrik Zaarkhun approached one.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Getting on with your job well, I see?
Minchar - oh thanks, mister...huh?
Genrai Nal grabbed him, and choked him by the throat.
Mincher - HELP!
Genrai Nal put his free hand over the Kincher's mouth, stopping him from talking.
Falrik Zaarkhun - You shall now work for me, or be choked to death. I can double your payment.
The Michar's facial expression changed from scared to excited.
Minchar - Ohh...you should have told me that before. I hate working in here. I'm treated as a slave!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh we have excellent conditions back at the Consortium. However, we've got on condition... spread this to as many people as you can in this factory.
Minchar - Oh sure, my friends will be hyped about this. But you should hide, I can hear the guards approaching.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Piece of cake.
The three cloaked. The Minchar went off to tell about the Consortium to the others, when several Levarcor entered the factory.
Levarcor - I heard they came here. Search for them! I wanna smash them!
Sollow prepared his sniper rifle.
Levarcor - Did you hear something?
Sollow shot poison darts at them all.
Levarcor - Aaargh I feel baaad...
The Levarcor all died. Falrik Zaarkhun uncloaked and went to the Minchar.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Do you accept the job?
Minchar - Yeah we do.
Falrik Zaarkhun - My ship's back in the starport. Don't be alarmed by the to tranquilized Levracor there, they'll be working for me too soon. And welcoe to the Consorium. I guarentee we aint cheap like the Wranploer, we actually offer good work.
Minchar - That's great. We'll go now.
The Minchar all left to the starport.
Genrai Nal - It might be better to simply kill them.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'll deny Volim of his work force one way or another. This way, I gain my own.
A Loktan, who was the boss of the factory, was startled to see it empty.
Loktan - Where's my workers at?!
Sollow tranquilized him.
Genrai Nal - Loktan? We've got plenty, we don't need him. Kill him.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Hmm... he might have information on how the Legion's tech operates. I'll take him back.
Falrik Zaarkhun took him back to the ship, and then rejoined the three.
Genrai Nal - Move out.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Wait- I see more guards approaching.
More Levarcors approached, now carrying flamethrower-like weapons
Levarcor - Hurrr we'll burn them!
Genrai Nal - I'm tired of working in the shadows; now we've cleared this factory, there's no need to.
Genrai Nal approached them uncloaked.
Genrai Nal - Come and burn me!
Levarcor - Tiny man!
The Levarcors all fire their flamethrowers at Genrai Nal. Genrai Nal walked through them, barely affected, and killed them all with his blades.
Genrai Nal - I was hoping for a challenge.
An Wranploer appeared from behind and slammed Genrai against a wall. Falrik Zaarkhun shot the Wranploer.
Genrai Nal - They are incredibly strong if they can do that.
Wranploer - You think this place has no cameras? We have seen everything you did!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Perfect...
Zaarkhun grinned, as more Wranploers entered the building with all kinds of weapons. Several hovering Zaarkhun vehicles outfitted with missile launchers flew down to the location.
Falrik Zaarkhun - But Wranploers! Why are you fighting? I cut triple your payment and deliver it in advance!
Wranploer - We are our own bosses!
They all fired at the group. The bullets, however, simply hit a forcefield.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Nice work on the forcefield, Sollow.
Several mercenary troopers appeared behind Zaarkhun.
Falrik Zaarkhun - If you're all your own bosses, then I'm the Big Boss!
The troopers fired their lasers, and killed the Wranploer. Most were killed, the ones surviving ran away, damaged.
Falrik Zaarkhun - These new laser weapons are perfect.
Sollow - They're not lasers. They just pretend to be.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Hmmm. An element of surprise. Anyway, shall we go destroy the Wranploer base here?
Genrai Nal - Yes. We have no use for it now we have the factory, and we can build our own base on the ruins.
Several Zaarkhun tanks, hovering vehicles and robots went for the base. Legion troops appeared and fired at them.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm bored of hiding behind a forcefield. Sollow, take it down, just for the laughs.
The forcefield went down, and several missiles came from the hovering vehicles. The Legion troops were slowly defeated.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I don't even need the tanks.
The robots went into the base, which was destroyed moments later.
Falrik Zaarkhun - All right, this planet's now ours, and so is its minerals.
Zaarkhun began to add their own buildings to the base. Meanwhile, on another world...
Minchar - Hmm, I hear there's been attacks on Wranploer mining planets. Lucky we're just a common farmer world, nothing's gonna happen to us.
Suddenly, Loron troops led by Kal'kuir appeared and started to kill everything in their path.
Kal'kuir - CRUSH DEM GUUD BOYZ FALRIKS GONNA BE PROUD OF US
Several Levarcor arrived.
Levarcor - What? More big, stupid brutes? That no fair. We was the only ones! We gonna smash you!
Loron - WAT DA HELL MAN DEYZ WANNABES
Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS COPYCAT DINOS KILL DEM ALL
The Loron attacked the Levarcor, and moments later, the Levarcor were all slaugthered.
Kal'kuir - HUR HUR EVEN MA MOM COULD KILL YAS
The Loron and Loron'Kikra took over the planet easily. Meanwhile, back in Volim's palace...
Computer - Voim, you have recieved an invite for live hologram chat.
Volim - Let me guess...
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yes, it is the 'tiny bug scum' or whatever insults you have to throw at me.
Volim - Predictable.
Farlik Zaarkhun - I bet you're really upset that I took 2 of your mining worlds and one of your food-producing worlds so easily that you couldn't have expected. I bert you're running to momma right now, then you got ym message and had to stay. Awww, poor Volim.
Volim - Hmm, let's see. I lost three worlds. That means I only have 986,497 left. Oh I sure am in danger!
Falrik Zaarkhun - But you gained 986,497 worlds in 2 millennia, and lost 3 in less than a day.
Genrai Nal walked up to the view on the hologram.
Genrai Nal - You better learn to be cautious, or we will have more weapons than the Loron on you.
Volim clenched his fist.
Volim - You are an ant compared to my true enemies. ANTS.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Tough talk for a guy who needs cybernetic implants and genetic mutation just to be strong. How's that cybernetic heart treating you? I hear you started coughing a lot when you first had that treatment. Ouch.
Volim - Your Loron friends. I could crush them with my bare hands if I wanted to. And guess what? Every thime you take a planet, two more are conquered by us across the galaxy. You have no power to intimdate the Legion. Stop trying.
Genrai Nal - Why do planets have to come into this? I could easily cut you apart with my blades and end this War.
Volim - And what's the fun of ending the battle so soon? I want some fun before I devour your face.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Guys, we need to work on new methods of intimidation. We'll go for many at once... Oh and bye Volim, see you when I'm either rubbing victory in your face or stabbing you!
Volim - Good luck with that.
The transmision ended, but Volim recieved another soon afterWards.
Volim - What now? Let me guess...
All of UNOL appeared on hologram, with blank expressions.
Volim - Oh? Who is this?
Kralgon Emperor - You had better start talking, Volim.
Volim - I make the questions here. Who are you and how dare you contact me?
Yogtam - I'll give you short answers. We are the Unified Nation of Ottzello Leaders, and how dare YOU go ahead with your unprovoked attacks on the Unified Nation?
Volim - I haven't attacked no Unified Nation. I am busy with this Zaarkhun nonsense.
Kralgon Emperor - Then how do you explain this:
He provided a list of UNO AIs attacked and officials assassinated within UNO, and they amounto to dozens.
Kralgon Emperor - And all evidence points right toWards the Wranploer Legion.
Volim - I don't know who attacked you but it wasn't me, and it isn't my problem! I said I am busy with other conflicts!
Yogtam - Add us to the list, because we declare War.
Volim - Idiot! You wish to suicide, then so be it!
Kralgon Emperor - We'll see who's more suicidal after you've lost thousands of planets...
They disconnected, and Volim recieved a final text message on the computer from Falrik Zaarkhun. It read: "trolled".
Volim - Hmpf. Like I care. I can always contact some of my...friends...
Da Sneaky BoyzEdit
A rogue Loron fleet was going after another Legion planet. Genrai Nal was in there, along with Warboss Knar'gank. Genrai actually felt unconfortable around Knar'gank, as he never had seen a Loron that quiet.
Genrai Nal - We must be cautious. This is a stealth mission, and if we execute it properly, we'll deal damage to the Legion and get you some pizza.
Knar'gank - eh. sure
They landed on the planet, next to a jungle region.
Genrai Nal - You know how to sneak through the jungle, right?
Knar'gank - yeh dats easy
Genrai Nal - Good.
The Sneaky Boyz and Genrai Nal went crawling through the jungle, and spotted a Wranploer Legion base.
Knar'gank - deres da enemies. I can go dere an blow da entire place down unless yoo wanna do dat
Genrai Nal - You blow the base up, I'll assassinate anyone who could be looking your way.
Knar'gank - fine. lets go boyz
Knar'gank and his Boyz cloaked and invaded the base. Some minutes after, explosions were going on around the entire base.
Genrai Nal - Good. Now we've taken that part, we can go for the next of 2 more targets.
The Boyz and Genrai Nal hid in the grass and trees as the sentries came to investigate. They killed the sentries and procided to the next location; a plantation.
Knar'gank - plantashion ahed
Genrai Nal - Don't blow this one up.
Knar'gank - wat den?
Genrai Nal - Knock everone out. Oh, and put these on them-
Genrai gave them helicopter-like devices.
Genrai Nal - Put them on the bodies of the ones knocked out.
Knar'gank - ok man
Knar'gank and his boyz went in there, knocking out everyone and putting the devices on them. The bodies flew back up to Zaarkhun's ship.
Genrai Nal - This is proving too easy... Wait some guards are approaching.
Knar'gank and his boyz approached from behind and snapped the necks of the guards, killing them all silently.
Genrai Nal - Excellent.
They all proceeded ahead, deep into the jungle.
Genrai Nal - We need to keep our stamina p. Why don't we stop around here and set up camp?
Knar'gank - fine
They all set up camp for a while, and ate for a bit.
Genrai Nal - Hmm, not enough food. Let's go hunting, shall we?
Knar'gank - alright yeh
They hunted around, ate, and then proceeded. However...
??? - OI WAT DA HELL
Knar'gank - wat? whos dere?
Jol'kiar came out.
Knar'gank - oh sup
Jol'kiar - I FIGURED YOO YUNGSTAS WOOD NEED HELP SO I DROPPED BY WHILE YOO WAS EETIN
Knar'gank - dats sik man welcom abord
Genrai Nal - There must be a reason you joined. Why is that?
Jol'kiar - falriks got dis plan yeh basically me an genrai gonna distract da wranploer doods while yoo sneaky boyz get in da main base an kill da person in charge
Knar'gank - sounds cool man
They all proceeded to the base, and saw heavy amounts of patrols by tanks and troopers.
Jol'kiar - see wat i meen deres loads of peepz here
Knar'gank - eh dats nuffin me an ma boyz can sneak past dem
Jol'kiar - no man dey got propa good cameras yeh yood hav ta distract dem from da outside
Knar'gank - yoo do dat den
Jol'kiar and Genrai Nal sneaked to the other side of the base.
Jol'kiar - SO MAN LET GET SMASHIN
They were approached by several tanks and soldiers, who Genrai destroyed with his blades and Jol'kiar with his fists.
Knar'gank - so boyz while dey distract dere we skeak like only sneakas can do
Knar'gank and his boyz sneaked into the base. The base was quiet, besides a couple guard who Knar'gank's boyz killed by snapping their necks. However, they soon reached their target.
Sneaky Boy - wat da hell is dat man
Knar'gank - huh?
Sneaky Boy - look at dat big bird fingy dats wat were ment ta kill? wat da hell man i quit
The group all saw a Chronodrake. The Boy was punched in the face for being a wimp.
Knar'gank - yoo quit an I snap yor nek
Sneaky Boy - but serios man look at dat fing
Knar'gank - shut up man yoo know dat loronz da biggest an da strongest so get dere an kill dat dood
Sneaky Boy - but how man wes ment ta be sneaky
Knar'gank - sum of yoo lot distract it an da rest bakstab it wiv da shankas
Sneaky Boy - dats sik. OI DRAKE FINGY YA MOMS DUM
The Boy jumped arund, getting the Chronodrake's attention.
Chronodrake - What? Who dares to enter my lair?
Sneaky Boy - I DO MAN I IS DA BEST Chronodrake - Loron? How did you got past the defenses? No matter, I'll destroy you myself!
The Chronodrake swooped down on the Sneaky Boy, who ducked. He kept on running around away from the Chronodrake.
Knar'gank - aim fer da bak an stab dat losa
Knar'gank and his boyz sneaked into the fight, jumped on the Chronodrake and started to shank it. The Chronodrake fell down into the walls, and they all fell down out into the battlefield, and on to of the last few troopas.
Genrai Nal - I see you were successful.
Knar'gank - see? dat was easy as steelin pizza from a kid. an yoo coWard was all scared
Jol'kiar - RESPECT YER ELDERS DUMBO
Knar'gank - not yoo man I meen dis sneaka rite heer
Jol'kiar - o rite man was he bein a wimp?
Knar'gank - yeh he was scared of da dragon dood but now I fhink he learned da lesion. da boyz da best.
Genrai Nal - This world is ours. That also means more pizza supplies for you.
Knar'gank - dats sik
Genrai Nal - Meanwhile, I wonder how Zaarkhun's progressed with killing those Keelaw.
On another world...
Falrik Zaarkhun - Kill all the Keelaw you see, men. And all habitats. That'll send a message to Volim.
Mercenary - Where has Ref'kolar gone? He was meant to be here.
Ref'kolar appears, eating a Keelaw.
Ref'kolar - IM HEER MAN
Falrik Zaarkhun - Good. Where's your Loron'Kikra friends?
Ref'kolar - DEYZ BAK DERE KILLIN PEEPZ
Falrik Zaarkhun - Good. This Keelaw habitat doesn't have much defenses; Keelaw are sneakers, not fighters, and they've assumed the Wranploer Legion aren't too busy dealing with my fleets attacking other worlds to be able to help them here. hah. Eat everything here, but keep one or two villages intact; I wanna take some Keelaw to work for me.
Ref'kolar - SIK MAN OI BOYZ YOO HERD HIM LETS GET SUM MEAL
The Loron'Kikra and mercenaries slaughtered the entire population, until it was only a Keelaw leader left.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Listen up here. I don't want to kill any more of you, but I'll have to unless you work for Zaarkhun. We've got much better jobs at Zaarkhun, and we can double your pay and deliver it in advance.
Keelaw - How can I know you won't use these...things (he pointed at the Loron'Kikra) against us?
Falrik Zaarkhun - If you don't join us, I might have to use them against you now. But I promise you that, if you do join us, I won't.
The Keelaw leader looked at what remained of his people.
Keelaw - Fine, we accept.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Good. Also, check this out-
Falrik Zaarkhun activated a device, whcih brought all the Keelaw back, even though the corpses were still left.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I can bring them back to before they were when they all died. It's amazing what Essence can do, isn't it?
Keelaw - Woah!
Falrik Zaarkhun - So, you're in?
Keelaw - Of course!
They all went back to Zaarkhun's base.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Huh, I'mma troll Volim again. See how much we're progressing in intimidation...
Meanwhile, in Volim's palace, he is sleeping in his room, not caring.
Computer - Wake up! You have recieved a message.
Volim - Huh? Huh! Grrr, I should turn this off after I'm done.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh hey again Volim.
Volim - Ugh, what do you want? You're interrupting my naptime.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Not long before I'm interrrupting it in your nightmares... So you'ew still not worried that UNO are preapring a massive attack, Da Rogue Boyz are too, and we are?
Volim - Of all of you lot, this Unified Nation of Bollocks one is the only serious threat, and I have already prepared myself for it.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Is that why your Keelaw population has gone down significantly, then?
Volim - 0.0001% of it. Like I said, I have an almost million worlds, each one loaded with Keelaw.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm not sure many of them will want to stay working with you after I murdered one of their major planets...
Volim - I'm sure they will if I torture them enough, even if I need brainwashing.
Falrik Zaarkhun - So they'll want to leave you to work with us instead, I doubt they enjoy the Legion's torturing and slave treatments...
Volim - They do not have the right to choose.
Sollow stepped forWard.
Sollow - Of course they will after we're done tomorrow. Falrik Zaarkhun - The Legion's days are becoming numbered, you just don't realise it... Volim - You seem to think I am alone in this galaxy. You are wrong. I have many associates around, all waiting for my orders. Two of them have already been tasked to deal with you while I take care of UNO myself.
Genrai Nal stepped forWard.
Genrai Nal - Then those two must be ready to face my blades.
Volim - Good luck with that. It's more probably for you to be frozen in an ice cube for eternity trying.
Genrai Nal - Ice cube? Why do you still maintain your attitude as threatening toWards us, when your threats are pointless.
Volim - I can safely say the same to you, spiky man.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Tomorrow, we will not come. We will deal with whatever you sent at us. Now, UNO might be a little problem if they activate their superweapons...?
Volim - Hmpf, superweapon. You have no idea what this galaxy hides. There are things in here that make superweapons look like child's play.
Volim turned the transmission off.
Falrik Zaarkhun - He just never learns, does he? Well I got something else in store...
Volim received a new transmission.
Volim - If it's Zaarkhun again then I'll just close the transmission on this face.
???? - ...
Volim - Who dares to contact me?
???? - Kol Daren dares.
Volim - Kol Daren? Never heard off.
Kol Daren - Then you will soon.
Volim inspected Kol Daren.
Volim - Wait...you look like a Zazane. But you are not blue. What are you?
Kol Daren - A perfect Zazane.
Volim - Huh, perfect. What do you want from me? Shouldn't you be bossed around by Kryptkor or something?
Kol Daren - I just wnat you to know that Falrik Zaarkhun's been stirring a lot, lately. I'm gonna work for the highest bidder.
Volim - So you are offering your services to me? Because if it's money you want, I have loads and loads of it.
Kol Daren - Yes, I am. I can work for you to stop Zaarkhun, or I can work for Zaarkhun to kill you. It depends who has more cash.
Volim - Oh really? Well then, propose me your price. I do want someone to take care of this pest while I care of more important subjects.
Kol Daren - But I don't operate like that. You propose me your price.
Volim - Hmm. Fine. How about a billion?
Kol Daren's eyes widened.
Kol Daren - A billion? Hell yeah, I take the job.
Volim - Hah. Very well. I expect success from you, I don't like wasting my money.
Kol Daren - I can't guarentee on how much I'll get done... But I got something huge in store.
Volim - Do whatever you like. But if you find Zaarkhun himself, leave him alive. I want to crush him myself. Feel free to destroy his spiked friend though.
Kol Daren - Genrai Nal? I don't think I can take him out. Oh, and I'd like to introduce you to my colleague.
Mac stepped forWard.
Kol Daren - We work for the same merc business. Not that we automatically work together.
Volim - I see...I suppose he also wants a billion bucks.
Mac - I'm not proposng any job.
Volim - Oh, it's a shame. I would like to see how you would fare against these Loron...
Kol Daren - He just dropped in to say 'hi'. The Loron I can take care of. So Zaarkhun's planning something big tomorrow, I'll be ready.
Meanwhile, back at Zaarkhun's base..
Zalrik Zaarkhun - So then, Fre'kloar, Hagto'Zhl. Do you have any idea who/where to attack?
Fre'kloar - DA PLANETS NEAREST TO DA PIZZA PALACE
Hagto'Zhl - HUR HUR HUR
Falrik Zaarkhun - And where is this 'pizza palace'?
Fre'kloar - ITS ONE OF OUR PLANETS MAN WE MAKE LIKE A LOOOOOT OF PIZZA DERE ITS RITE HEER
Fre'kloar pointed at a planet in a map.
Falrik Zaarkhun - So then, take 3 surrounding planets and then all join up to take this last one. I've also sent a spy to Volim, so we'll have a better idea on what to go for.
Genrai Nal - We must rest now.
The group rested, waiting for the next battle...
The Warboss Zalk'don and his boom boyz landed on a barren, factory planet.
Boom boy - dis stinkz man
Zalk'don - IT WONT WHEN WE MAKE IT GO BOOM HUR HUR HUR
Boom boy - yeh man lets blow up dat factory ova dere
Zalk'don - yeh dat factory looks dum
The Boom Boyz blew up several of the planets factories. As they were easily flamable, only a few missiiles could turn factories to ruins.
Boom boy - wat da hell man dis is easy
Zalk'don - DEY DUNT EVEN MAKE DEM RITE ENNIT? NO FUN BOOMIN STOOF WHEN ITS NOT A BIG BOOM
Boom boy - oh ma daysz dat factory dere lookz like a big boom lets fire missiles hur hur hur. an afta dis dey go fer da pizza palace...dats gonna be sik
Zalk'don - yeh man lets do dis
Zalk'don's boyz caused a massive explosion, blowing up multiple factories and power plants.
Zalk'don - now dats mor like it
Boom boy - wait wats dat?
Zalk'don - wats wat
Several Borealis Zazane walked out, and glared at the boyz.
Zalk'don - OI AR DOSE WAT I FHINK DEY AR?
Boom boy - DEYZ ZAZI BOYZ. BUT DEY LOOK WEIRD
Zalk'don - I FHOUGH ZAZIS WERE RED NOT BLU
Boom boy - DEN WERE ABOUT TA SMASH BLU ZAZI DUMBOS
Meanwhile, on a city planet near the 'Pizza Palace'...
Falrik Zaarkhun - I have a business to run.
He cut down one of the trees, and led into an enormous city.
Falrik Zaarkhun - And the only question is, whose business is this place.
Zaarkhun and his mercenaries stormed the city, but were met by opposition...
Levarcor troops appear, all aiming their weapons at Zaarkhun and his mercenaries.
Levarcor - Time to shoot shoot shoot!
Zaarkhun - All right. Sollow, get that forcefield up!
Sollow activated the forcefield, which soaked up some bullets, then deactivated.
Sollow - The forcefield isn't invincible, y'know.
Levarcor - You dumb nutjobs! Throw the electric charges!
Falrik - Damnit... Everyone, take cover behind our tanks!
They throw grenade-like bombs at the group, these bombs being capable of deactivating weapons and forcefields.
Levarcor - The guns don't fire until you pull the trigger! Pull the trigger, you dopes!
The men are shaken, and some are injured. The Levarcor fire at them.
Falrik - Damnit Genrai... hurry up.
Falrik's mercenaries began to fire back at the Levarcor. The Levarcor get behind cover and keep firing.
Falrik - These guys are good. Get the tanks to fire!
Levarcor - Don't just look at the charges! Throw them at the enemy!
The Levarcor throw their electric charges at the tanks.
Falrik - Haha, they took the bait!
While the Levacor did this, several snipers and machine gunners took out most of the Levarcor forces. A Levarcor with a missile launcher appeared and fired missiles at both the snipers and the tanks.
Levarcor - Boom boom I love some boom boom.
Zaarkhun's snipers and gunners killed several Levarcor. Then a Levarcor with a missile launcher started to blow stuff up.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Huh, tight situation here.
Sollow - Where the hell has Genrai gone??
Sollow used his sniper to attack the Levarcor. The Levarcor ducked, then fired a missile in Sollow's direction. Sollow quickly cloaked and ran to a new spot.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Genrai better hurry up...
Zaarkhun's melee mercenaries charged at the Levarcor. Other Levarcors nearby defended the missile launcher one, who fired missiles at Zaarkhun's tanks.
Levarcor - Huh! You small!
The tanks, after a few hits, were destroyed.
???? - Let me handle them.
Levarcor - Hum?
It was Kol Daren. He walked out among the Levarcor.
Kol Daren - I'll sort them out.
Levarcor - Oh! Go ahead.
Kol Daren turned his attention to Zaarkhun's mercenary. He jumped on the nearest one and stabbed him.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Looks like it's time to fall back.
Levarcor - Hey guys, let's go watch the Seagon attacking while the mercenary takes care of them!
The Levarcor all left the scene.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ha. Fools fell for the trap.
Falrik Zaarkhun turned to Kol Daren.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm sure Volim's not paying you enough for this job.
Kol Daren - I'm paid well. Keep your mouth shut.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I could double your payment, and deliver it in advance. Or I could kill you right here.
Meanwhile, a Wranploer was watching them in a distance, hidden.
Volim - *in a radio* If you notice any treason, report it to me.
Wranploer - Got it, boss.
Kol Daren - Of course I won't join you.
Falrik Zaarkhun - You don't really mean that...
Kol Daren glared.
Kol Daren - And how would you know?
Kol Daren attacked the mercenaries. Zaarkhun grinned to himself.
Wranploer - He seems too confident, boss. I think he may be planning something.
Volim - Keep watching!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Fall back men. This isn't worth our time.
Kol Daren felt insulted.
Kol Daren - Not worth your time?!
Kol Daren destroyed one of Zaarkhun's tanks.
Kol Daren - THIS will be worth your time!
Kol Daren charged up to Zaarkhun and punched him in the face, breaking Zaarkhun's jaw.
Wranploer - Hah! That was one good punch!
Sollow - Gah, where's Genrai when you need him...
Falrik Zaarkhun shot Kol Daren, injuring him.
Wranploer - I'm surprised he can move after a punch like that.
Volim - Keep your distance!
Falrik Zaarkhun - I must get going.
Before Zaarkhun could move, Kol Daren stabbed Zaarkhun, and killed him by ripping his head off.
Wranploer - Woah! Gruesome!
Kol Daren - Anyone else wanna try me?!
The mercenaries all fired on Kol Daren, but must were killed. The rest sneaked off with Sollow.
Wranploer - He killed Zaarkhun and humiliated his troops, boss.
Volim - Killed? Aw, I wanted to do that myself. But oh well, good work anyway.
Back with Da Boom Boyz...
Boom Boy - WAT DA HELL MAN DESE ZAZZIES AR ANNOYIN
Zalk'don - ENNIT MAN DEYZ FREEZIN OUR BOYZ TO DEFF
Boom Boyz - LETS COM BAK LATA ENNIT? WE CAUSED DAMAG BY BLOWIN STUFF UP ANYWAYZ
Zalk'don - YEH MAN LETS GET OUTTA HEER
Da Boom Boyz left the planet, and they all met up in Zaarkhun's base.
Genrai Nal - I've contacted one of Falrik Zaarkhun's other clones. Using our System, they can update his memory properly. Knowing Falrik, he expected that to happen.
Zalk'don - AW MAN I HATE BEIN FORCED TA RETREAT
Another Falrik Zaarkhun stepped in.
Falrik Zaarkhun - We handed a victory to Volim. Well done us. Has Mac got anything to report?
Sollow - He dropped in to say Volim's a little ticked off with us, and Volim's going to be sending Captain Torrent to deal with us.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Captain Torrent himself? Oooh, nastay. I bet I'm in for a surprise. Oh there Volim is, he's asking for live hologram chat.
Volim - Well hello there. I hope that defeat was as humiliating as Kol Daren told me. I heard the Loron ran away like babies from us! Hah!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh Volim, my good friend! How's the palace treating you? Been fed so much you're overweight yet? No? Awww, that's a shame.
Volim - What's with the nice words? Got scared? Oh, I just got news from my associates of the Seagon Empire, looks like you just lost 2 of your colonies. And Loron, our Zazane have taken your precious "pizza palace"!
Zalk'don was offended by this.
Zalk'don - OH MA DAYZ WAT DA HELL NOW IM PROPA MAD
Falrik Zaarkhun - Awww, I'm so sad now. I'm realy crying in my corner.
Genrai Nal - You have just taken this War to the next level. Da Boyz will want their pizza palace back. Badly.
Volim - Oh please, I don't care. I will just freeze and blow them up again! Now if you excuse me, I am currently leading an attack on your Unified Nation of Bollocks friend. See ya next death!
Volim closed the transmission. Everyone was angry, except Zaarkhun, who chuckled.
Falrik Zaarkhun - He has no idea, does he?
Zalk'don - HUR MAN IMMA TELL FRE'KLOAR ABOOT DIS HES GONNA B MAD AS A WILD CAT
Falrik Zaarkhun - Fre'kloar already knows. But you're not taking it back tomorrow. Volim's going to be attacking us tomorrow.
Zalk'don - YEH MAN HES ATTAKIN EVERYON NOW
Falrik Zaarkhun - Don't you worry...
Meanwhile, on the other side of the galaxy...
Yogtam - We ready?
Yogtam, Zr'Ahgloth, the Tralkik Commander and the Kralgon Emperor were in a spaceship, ready to attack. A massive fleet, composed of Legion, Zazane and Seagon ships approached.
Kralgon Emperor - I want to talk to Volim. Show him just what's about to happen.
Volim appeared on hologram.
Kralgon Emperor - So then, I'm sure you can see our ship.
Volim - Your ship is as tiny as your intelligence. Waging War on my Legion was the worst mistake of your life!
Kralgon Emperor - You're soon about to discover that killing our individuals was the worst mistake of YOURS.
Volim - I already said I haven't killed anyone, you blasted red liar! I'm sick of your attitude, and I will end it here today!
Yogtam - ALL evidence points squarely at your little egotistic head.
Volim - My god, even a Zoles is smarter than you boneheads! I don't know who is worst, you or Felrik Zaarkhun.
Kralgon Emperor - Falrik Zaarkhun and I have cut a deal to leave one another alone. He can't be behind it.
Volim - He is using you to damage me, since he can't do it himself. You should never make a deal with a criminal and expect him to keep his words.
Yogtam - We wanted to deal with you anyway, we just needed an excuse.
Volim - Bah. That's what they all say before they are crushed.
The Kralgon Emperor turned to Yogtam.
Kralgon Emperor - Have you noticed Yogta,m, Zr'Ahgloth's been quiet throughout this whole conversation.
Yogtam - Wow, that's a first.
Zr'Ahgloth wakes up.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL MAN I WAS TIRED OI VOLIM YA MOMS DUM
Volim - More Loron? Your kind is weaker than the stories said, my troops have just defeated plenty of you an hour ago.
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP YA LIA YOO NEVA DID NUFFIN TO US OR I WOOD KNOW
Volim - Oh yeah? My Zazane fought your little black and white friend. What was his name? Zalk'don or something.
Zr'Ahgloth - DAT WAS DA ROGUE BOYZ HUR GLAD YOR FIGHTIN DEM ANYWAY TIME TA BLOW YOO UP
Volim - We'll see who blows who up, weak insect.
The Emperor grinned to himself.
Kralgon Emperor - See this ship? I've got plenty more where this came from!
A huge UNO armada appeared, having just Warped out of the Cold Relay.
Kralgon Emperor - For every 2 planets you blow up, take 1 colony.
The Legion armada charged and fired at the UNO armada.
Kralgon Emperor - Oh yeah, I have to deal with these.
The ships' railguns destroyed the ships, and the Emperor activated black holes to destroy the fleets. More Legion ships appeared from the Cold Relays and attacked.
Volim - It's pointless. I have more fleet than you have population. Give up and your death will be quick.
Kralgon Emperor - Ha, you idiot.
The Emperor destroyed the Cold Relay.
Volim - Hmpf, you just negated yourself from reinforcements.
Kralgon Emperor - And? Why do I need any?
Volim - Because you are about to go boom.
Volim's ship fired a gigantic beam cannon, destroying several UNO ships.
Kralgon Emperor - Meh. Tuolog, can you work your magic?
Tuolog - I can. With all of us Ioketa, I can do what you're thinking.
Tuolog used Gyronic to reverse time, bringing the ships back.
Volim - What the...
Kralgon Emperor - Combined force of multiple Ioketa, and the Ioketa cheif, and we don't care, Volim. Why else would I bring Ioketa along to this specific occasion?
There was some fear in Volim's eyes.
Volim - Demons! All of you!
The Emperor fired railguns at Volim's capital ship, destroying it.
Tuolog - Demons because we use powers? It not often I do that.
Volim - Powers...demonic spawn! Zaarkhun has led us to demons! CoWard!
Tuolog - There are many Ioketa here. Gyronic time reversal on that scale is easy for these numbers.
Volim - We cannot fight demons! All units, retreat!
The Legion ships all scatter around, running away. The Emperor laughed; the trick had worked.
Kralgon Emperor - Ha. Now then, let's see... Destroy these worlds one by one? Hmm, I think using our Essence technology would work. Making us out to be demons sounds like fun...
Tuolog - I could see it, that not Volim. Only a robot clone. All nearbly planets are AI colonies. But I could feel the ship crew members were truly afraid. They never seen essence before.
Kralgon Emperor - Oh? Anything else you know?
Tuolog - I not sure, but I think he was not lying about Zaarkhun.
Yogtam - Well, we won't fight Zaarkhun.
Kralgon Emperor - You know what? Let's blow up all these planets until will get to the real ones! Yogtam - Zr'Ahgloth you ready for combat?! ...he's asleep.
Zr'Ahgloth woke up.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAH WAT MAN
Yogtam - Oh nothing, we won't need you after all. it seems the Emperor's decided to blow the planets up.
Zr'Ahgloth - I WANNA BLOW SUM PLANETS TOO MAN LEMME DRIVE DIS SHIP
Kralgn Emperor - Don't tocuh that that's the....Warp....button.
Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN I DO WAT I WANT
Zr'Ahgloth pressed the Warp button. Suddenly, they were surrounded by Legion ships.
Tuolog - Whoops.
Tuolog reversed them back
Tuolog - I feel mean today. We not normally use these powers so often.
Kralgn Emperor - What would we do if it weren't for him?
Zr'Ahgloth - AW MAN I WANTED TA BATTA DEM SHIPS
Kralgon Emperor - They would have destroyed us, idiot. Zr'Ahgloth - HUR COWarD
Kralgon Empror - Anyway, let's go blow up planets, shall we?
Tuolog - Yes, maybe we can find more information about Zaarkhun's possible involvement doing so.
Zr'Ahgloth - QUIT DA GEEK CHAT AN LETS GO
UNO destroyed several AI worlds, as well as several Wranploer Legion stars, and lay to rest when they took new colonies. The next day would be long and hard...
Captain Torrent's strikeEdit
On one of Zaarkhun and the Rogue Boyz's planets, there was a ship landing nearby.
Genrai Nal - You see that?
Loron - WAT DA HELL
Genrai Nal - They've arrived.
Loron - WHO ARRIVED MAN?
Genrai Nal - The Wranploer, you idiot...
Lorn - OH YEH DEM DATS DUM LETS BATTA DEM BOYZ
Genrai Nal - Where's the Warboss I was promised?
Something was flying on the sky, then landed in the middle of the Legion troops, knocking several of them away.
Voa'reak - I IS HEER TA KILL PEEPZ
Genrai Nal - Jetpack? That'll be useful. Where's your 'boyz'?
Several other Loron with jetpacks landed near Voa'reak.
Voa'reak - DEYZ HEER
Genrai Nal - Good. Wait for a minute though; Zaarkhun's preparing the surprise. The Wranploer are currently shooting realistic replicas of our mercenaries.
Voa'reak - OI WHILE I WAS FLYIN I COULD SEE SUM OTHA PEEPZ APPROACHIN MAN DEY WERE BLU AN LOOKED LIKE SHARKS
Genrai Nal - Borealis Zazane, that'll be.
Voa'reak - NAH MAN DEY EINT ZAZZIES DEYZ BIGGA DEM ZAZZIES
Genrai Nal - Ah, a different foe? I see. Zaarkhun better have anticipated this.. he always does.
Voa'reak - LEMME KILL DESE PEEPZ MAN IM BORED
Genrai Nal - No. Wait for the minute.
Voa'reak - DATS DUM
The Legion troops kept firing at the replicas.
Genrai Nal - Not long before they realise now that they're only shooting replicas.
They waited some more.
Zí-Jittorám - Wait...these are replicas! Go find the real ones!
Genrai Nal - Ah, combat at last. Let's decrease their morale... Voa'real, you're free to attack them. They're down there. Voa'reak - ABOOT TIME LETS GO BOYZ
Voa'reak and his boyz flew into the Legion troops and started to fight them.
Genrai Nal - Tanks, set up. Fire at the enemy's larger forces, then switch to anti-infantry rounds. They will be stopped for now thanks to the Loron.
The tanks set up, but several Loron came charging past Genrai Nal and the tanks set up, and started jumping down to fight againstthe infantry.
Genrai Nal - Tanks and artillery... just fight enemy artillery. The infantry's covered.
Sudenly, a wall of lasers came from all directions, heavily hitting Genral's forces
Genrai Nal - Ah, good. A challenge.
Voa'reak - OI ITS DEM
Seagon troops entered the battlefield. Genrai and his mercenaries ducked, while a smaller robot came near to them and activated a forcefield.
Genrai Nal - All right, tanks and artillery fight the Seagon. I can't order the Loron; they're having so much fun at the moment they cannot be controlled. No matter.
The Seagon kept firing laser-based weaponry at Genrai's and the Loron's troos. Their offensive long ranged weaponry seemed to be only laser-based. Some Loron are killed by both the lasers and the Legion troops.
Genrai Nal - All right, I think it's time for me to go ahead and take them out. I'll need support. You men-
Genrai pointed to 5 melee heavily armoured mercenary troopers
Genrai Nal - come with me.
Meanwhile, on another world...
Sollow - Men, we must prepare for an attack. A Loron Warboss is meant to be here any minute now...
Jol'kiar - OI WAT DA HELL
Sollow - Excellent. Smneone with experience. The Wranploer will be landing soon, just wait.
Sollow noticed several ships landing in the distance.
Jol'kiar - HUR HUR DEYZ WIMPS I FOUGHT DEM ALREADY DIS IS GONNA BE EASY
Sollow - They'll be caught up with fighing our replicas for the time being. Just wait...
The Legion troops land, and to Sollow's surprise, completely ignored the replicas.
Zí-Jittorám - Hah, our troops on the other planet have already told us of your tactics!
Sollow - So, they're already landed and fighting Genrai. No matter. I got something else in store...
Jol'kiar's boyz rushed down the forest to fight the Legion troops.
Jol'kiar - IMMA SHANK DESE PEEPZ MAN
Several Loron also appeared out of the forest to attack the legion troopers, while Sollow and his team were cloaked and using sniper rifles. Borealis Zazane troops appeared as well and attacked the Loron.
Sollow - Focus your fire on the Borealis Zazane.
The snipers most concentrated on the Zazane troopers, but also killed the other Legion troopers. The Zazane used a laser-like weapon that froze several Loron in place, while the Legion troops finished them off.
Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL WE IS DYIN HEER
Sollow - Ah, freezing them cold. Focus purely on the Zazane, and get more snipers here.
The snipers killed several of the Zazane. The Legion's own snipers started to focus their fire on Sollow's ones.
Sollow - How can they see us? Anyway, thart's good, now I get to try out my new toy.
Sollow released several remotely-controlled robots helicopters to gun down the enemy. A Legion dropship appeared and took some of the helicopters down, while deploying several Levarcor and Zí-Jittorám into the battlefield.
Jol'kiar - OI WE IS BEIN OUTNUMBERED HEER
Sollow - As if the Legion are outnumbering Loron. As IF. Zaarkhun's plan better be good...
Meanwhile, back with Genrai...
Genrai Nal - We must stay hidden, and strike the Seagon from the shadows.
Legion dropships started to appear in there as well, deploying Levarcor and Zí-Jittorám troops.
Genrai Nal - Good thing we have the artillery.
The aritillery and heavy troopers took out most of the dropshops, but still enough Levarcor and Zi-Jlittloram were around to put Vo'reak's boyz in a bad situation.
Voa'reak - OH MA DAYZ MAN YOR DUM IMMA CRUSH YAS
Voa'reak and his boyz jumped high into the sky and landed, knocking all enemies away.
Genrai Nal - And now we strike!
Genrai Nal and his 5 other elites took out several of the Seagon. The Seagon got into cover and fired their laser weapons, while Legion troops appeared to aid them. Genrai Nal sliced several of them in cover, and the Voa'reak's boyz jumped and knocked out the remaining Seagon.
Genrai Nal - More dropships!
The dropships flew in the skies... but left the atmosphere.
Genrai Nal - They retreated.
Voa'reak - WIMPS
Meanwhile, back with Sollow...
Sollow - Tight situation here.
Genrai Nal got on radio with Sollow.
Genrai Nal - I'm heading over to-
Sollow - Yeah I got the signal too, Feneris is under major attack.
Genrai Nal - Zaarkhun's forces there better be ready...
Sollow - Wait, Legion troopers have retreated here. But why would they retreat when they were winning...? I get it. They're all after Falrik Zaarkhun. They want him alive.
Jol'kiar - OI WHY AR DEY RUNNIN MAN DATS WIMPY
Meanwhile, with Falrik Zaarkhun...
Falrik Zaarkhun - So then, Hagto'Zhl, do you know what I've planned?
Hagto'Zhl - nop man
Falrik Zaarkhun - Then you're about to see. Is Fre'kloar there? I need as many people as possible to get Volim's attention.
Hagto'Zhl - OI FRE'KLOAR GET IN HEER MAN
Fre'kloar - WAT
Falrik Zaarkhun - Gather all the Warbosses and get their attention. Volim's plan was simple; he attacks those planets with a large force to get us scared, then goes for this one in a larger force because, by now, he think we're ready. There's one thing he doesn't know... This is our hideout, not colony.
Hundreds of Legion ships appeared in the sky. All Warbosses appeared.
Fre'kloar - DEYZ ALL HEER
Falrik Zaarkhun - All except Voa'reak and Joli'kar. No matter. I want you to go out, kill people, than come back.
Ray'loth - WIV PLEASUR MAN
Falrik Zaarkhun - One thing though... you're gonna go out in a cloud of smoke. Literally.
The Loron were puzzled.
Zalk'don - wat do yoo mean wiv dat?
Falrik Zaarkhun - I've attached these smoke bombs to you. You and your nearby boyz, when smoke is up, will run back to me. Torrent, who is leading this force, will think you're dead.
Knar'gark - dats sik
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'd like to see his face when you 'die', come back and bash him. I've got a huge surprise in store.
The Legion troops start to attack.
All the Warbosses headed out with different armies and returned fire. Several mercenaries did the same. The Warbosses scattered around, each fighting some troops. Legion's artillery came out, and fired on each of the Warbosses, The Warbosses were all blown up by the infantry.
Falrik Zaarkhumn - *on speakers* Damn! That's bad! Well I'll have to deal with you myself!
Falrik Zaarkhun came out driving a giant death robot. The troops concentrated their firing at Zaarkhun's robot. The giant death robot kicked and stamped on the infantry, fired missiles and heavy machine guns at other distant infantry and fired a superlaser at the artillery.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh no, Torrent's sending down reinforcements!
Ultimately, there were too many and Falrik Zaarkhun's robot came crashing down. Zaarkhun's mercenaries continued to fire while Legion troops tried to secrue Zaarkhun to bring him back alive. Torrent himself descended into the planet, firing his weapons.
Torrent - Bring me his head!
Falrik Zaarkhun - You, sir, better have a clone when you die, Torrent.
Torrent - I do not fear death, I have died 29 time already, and I'm not even tired!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Make that 30.
The entire planet blew up.
Fre'kloar spoke on speakerphone.
Fre'kloar - HUR YOO DUMBOS FELL FER DA TRAP. SO LONG SUKAS
Legion forces and fleets in orbit were all wiped out by the enormous explosion.
Hagto'Zhl - DAT WUS SIK MAN DA WHOLE PLANET WENT BOOM
Fre'kloar - ENNIT MAN ZAARKHUNS A GENIUS
A new Falrik Zaarkhun clone spoke to them.
Hagto'Zhl - OI WE NEED TA CLONE DA WarBOSSES AGEN MAN WE BLEW DEM UP TOO
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ok, so we lost our old hideout. no matter, I've gpt a new one on planet Klomik. It's not a colony owned by anyone besides sub-sapient creatures, so we're free to use it.
Fre'kloar - DOES IT HAV A CLONING FACILITY?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yeah, I know that some of the Warbosses didn't make it. I'll get to work on cloning them now, as it's faster than naturally doing so with the Norol.
They all metup in a room later.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ha. I bet Volim didn't see that coming.
Fre'kloar - ENNIT MAN HES SO DUM
Genrai Nal - What of Torrent?
Falrik Zaarkhun - He'll get cloned for the 30th time. See what I did Genrai? When they're winning the battle, they become so naive they don't see antimatter explosives rigged into the surface just waiting to blow up. I could have dropped a planet buster, but I thought blowing up from under them would be more fun.
Sollow - Ah, there's Volim on the line now.
Volim appeared on hologram.
Volim - Curse you lot! You've sent demonspawn against me!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Demonspawn? What, you think I got the Xhousthoe to blow that planet up?
Volim, however, was not referring to that enormous fleet loss.
Volim - Your Nation friends! They are demons! I wouldn't be surprised if you were demons as well!
Fre'kloar - I DONT GET IT WATS SO FUNNY
Falrik Zaarkhun - I didn't send them on you. You just asked for another enemy. And I bet the Zoles are probably mad you just blew up their planet.
Volim - I do not care for the Zoles, we fight them every day. But demons...I will find a way to eliminate you, even if need to get THEM after you!
Falrik Zaarkhun - It'd help if I knew who 'them' are.
Genrai Nal - You... haven't heard?
Volim's eyes widened.
Volim - Do you know how many galactic arms this galaxy has?
Falrik Zaarkhun - No. What do yu take me for, an astrologist? Sollow - We've only just arrived in Borealis. We aren't exactly so up to date.
Volim - Two, you numbnut. It has two. Hagto'Zhl - SO WAT?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Please, tell me what you're on about.
Volim - This galaxy had three arms 5 years ago!
Falrik Zaarkhun - What happend to the third? Your father's egotistic head was so big it blew the whole arm up?
Volim - THEY destroyed it.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Again. I wanna know who THEY are. Are THEY your cousins from another dimension, who were more naive and egotistic than you?
Volim - No one knows who they are or what they want, but if they are powerful enough to destroy an entire galactic arm in ONE DAY, killing you off will take half a second!
Falrik Zaarkhun - OH OH OH I get wat you're playing at. So you're afraid of demons because of THEM, ey? I can't say I blame you.
Genrai Nal - I'm sure even tryin to go near, let alone cmmunicate, with the Junction would result in your deaths, not ours.
Volim - Junction? If that's what you want to call them. But be sure of something. We know where they are, and we can use that against you. I may not have the technology to fight demons, but they probably have power to destroy you all in an instant.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh you must realise, Volim, I've already shown you what I can use against you. Stop hiding behind some people who you have no idea about, and start talking like the hard man you make yourself out to be. Because soon that hard man won't be there when he's killed, and when your cloning facilities are destroyed.
Volim - You do not intimidate me, Zaarkhun. You know that, compared to me, your Consortium is a mere mite. I have lived almost two milenia, and I know true fear. You and your demonic associates, however, will not have the same luck.
Volim closed the transmission.
Falrik Zaarkhun - He's gonna get what's coming to him soon. So guys, what do you propse we do tomorrow?
Fre'kloar - OI WHOS DESE JUNCTION CAN WE BATTA DEM?
Falrik Zaarkhun - ...no.
Fre'kloar - DATS DUM MAN
Falrik Zaarkhun - Anyone got any better ideas?
Genrai Nal - What about Mac? Did he got any new information?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Only some information we
Zaarkun changed to whispering.
Falrik Zaarkhun - can't talk about in front of the Loron
Hagto'Zhl - OI WAT IS YOO HIDIN
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ok fine, I'll tell you. We were gonna tell you that the pizza supply is running out on deck 12, and you better hurry up if you want any.
Fre'kloar - DATS SIK MAN LETS GO
Fre'kloar and Hagto'Zhl went there running. Falrik shut the door behind them.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Mac, you there?
Mac - Yeah.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Good. You know what I'm paying you for. So what do you have to report, as far as the UNO battle, Kol Daren and Volim's plans go?
Mac - Volim lost his first battles against UNO. He seems to have no experience with essence at all, so he can't find off Gyronic. About Kol Daren, he is still with Volim, and I guess when he finds out Kol has Dark Gyronic, he will certainly use that against UNO...or against you.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I did notice he's scared of Essence. I bet one of UNO started using it as a one-off, but then when they got scared byit, all of the Nation were using its power. Ha, I wonder how that fits into Volim's vision of power. So Kol Daren. Has he spoken about me, or about money, in any way?
Mac - I haven't talked to him for some days now, but I believe Volim is paying him billions.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I wouldn't be surprised if he's hiding somethnig. I've got a plan involving him. Anyway, I've invested millions into this plot to topple Volim. Has Volim been talking about any plans to attack us tomorrow?
Mac - I believe he plans on attacking several planets of Da Rogue Boyz simultanealy tomorrow, using his Zazane and Seagon pawns.
Falrik Zaarkuhn - Great. All right, that's all I need to know, and I'll let you know when to backstab Volim.
The transmission changed to someone else.
??? - You called?
Falrik Zaarkhun - You know what I'm paying you for. Can you get it working? More importanly, get it working so I can use it?
??? - Of course.
The transmission closed.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm bored, Genrai. Let's watch UNO fight Volim, shall we?
Genrai Nal - Seems good to me.
They watched the UNOL ship, with an enormous UNO fleet accompanying it, fihting over contorl of another star system.
Kralgon Emperor - Obliterate them!
The ships fired railguns, disabling and hammering at the Legion's ships. More Legion ships appeared and attacked from behind the UNO fleet.
Yogtam - Tuolog, you know the drill; you and your Ioketa use essence to scare them.
Tuolog - But no. There a Dark Gyronic individual.
Yogtam - What?!
One of the ships fired what appeared to be a Dark Gyronic bema at the UNOL ship. The ship rocked a little, but activated essence defences.
Kralgon Emperor - Those legions of Ioketa may prove like they were worth it after all...
Zr'Ahgloth woke up.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT AM I MISSIN
A transmission was sent to UNOL.
Kralgon Emperor - Open it... Ah, Hybrid.
Kol Daren - Greetings, UNOL.
Captain Torrent was behind him, grinning.
Kol Daren - I was thinking on paying you a personal visit. What do you think of my idea?
Yogtam - Since when was this your fight?
Kol Daren - Since these friendly fellows of the Wranploer Legion made me the richest Zazane ever.
Tuolog - You not really happy. You want more money. I can get in your mind...
Tuolog attempted to link to Kol Daren's mind.
Kol Daren - Begone from my mind!
Kol Daren used a psychic burst, disrupting Tuolog.
Tuolog - I was thinking you might do that.
Kralgon Emperor - Why don't you get out of there for your sake?
The Emperor fired a railgun from the ship, hoping to hit Kol Daren's bridge, but failed. Kol Daren teleported to inside UNOL's ship, and prepared his blades.
Kol Daren - It is you who should get away from me.
Yogtam - Zr'Ahgloth...! WAKE UP!
Zr'Ahgloth - wat man...OI ZAZZI BOI
Kol Daren - Ugh, disgusting thing.
Kol Daren fired a Dark Gyronic blast at Zr'Ahgloth. Zr'Ahgloth fell to the floor, then got up.
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR DUMBO I GOT HIT BY WORS DAN DARK GYRONIC REMEMBA DA DEMONIC
Zr'Ahloth punched Kol Daren's jaw. Kol Daren was knocked back, got his jaw into place, and slashed Zr'Ahgloth with his blades. Zr'Ahgloth got the vibroblades in his arm to slice at Kol Daren. Kol Daren dodged and used more Dark Gyronic against Zr'Ahgloth. Tuolog negated the Dark Gyronic, and fired Gyronic blasts at Kol Daren. Wile Kol Daren reflected the blasts, Zr'Ahgloth punched and kicked Kol Daren.
Kol Daren - Huh, you are tough, bug. But you are not tougher than me!
Kol Daren launched Dark Gyronic against Tuolog, and attacked Zr'Ahgloth with his blades again. Tuolog continued to negate it, and Zr'Ahgloth blockd with his vibroblades. Meanwhile, Torrent and his fleet slowly outnumbered UNO's fleet. Kol Daren launched multiple blasts of Dark Gyronic at all directions inside UNOL's ship.
Kol Daren - I'll catch ya later!
Kol Daren teleported away.
Kralgon Emperor - Dangit. We'll have to retreat. Tuolog, bring the Cold Relay back to gain reinforcements and instantly re-destroy it.
They escaped to a location outside the star system and did so, while the Legion's ships retained their grasp on the sector.
Kralgon Emperor - Well... that was unsuccessful. Now they have their own Essence force, we can't have the same scary effect as before. I'm tempted to use superweapons again.
Yogtam - We will... Oh hey, Zr'Ahgloth's asleep. Again.
Back with Zaarkhun...
Falrik Zaarkhun- Awww poor Unified Nation. It's so sad.
Genrai Nal - Well that was disappointing.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Incredibly irritating, as well.
Genrai Nal - Seems like Volim discovered Kol Daren's powers faster than we though he would.
Farlik Zaarkhun - And it also seems like my plan with Kol Daren might be more difficult than I thought. Tomorrow's gonna be a fairly quiet day, Genrai. Just watch what happens.
A valuable opponentEdit
The next day, Falrik Zaarkhun and Genrai Nal woke up.
Genrai Nal - Falrik, we can expect an attack from the Wranploer soon.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yes... let's just wait til we see a ship.
They received a transmission from Da Rogue Boyz.
Falrik Zaarkhun - What is it?
Fre'kloar- OI MAN DA LEEGIONS ATTAKIN US MAN DEYZ ATTAKIN 3 PLANETS AT DA SAME TIME
Falrik Zaarkhun - All right, hang in there. Give me the co-ordinates of the Cold Relay they're coming from.
Fre'kloar yelled at Da Geekz and they sent him the coordinates.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ok, wait for it...
Zaarkhun waited until a Legion fleet went into the Relay. Some minutes later, the fleet appeared, made mostly of Seagon ships.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Now!
Sudenly, the Relay appeared to be messed up; it sent the ships heading straight into each of the 3 fleets.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ha! This is why I worked with that surviving Cold One, Genrai. A new weapon.
Genrai Nal - More importantly, they'll need to find other ways to reach us.
Fre'kloar - OI MAN STOP MESSIN UP WIV DESE FHINGS WE NEED DEM TA TRAVEL THROUGH SPESS
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh don't worry, the Cold One I met managed to use it so I can play with it. That way, we can travel through it fine, and we can chuck weapons through it. If they try and attack it, they'll get killed or redirected.
Meanwhile, the planets were still being attacked. Zaarkhun's mercenaries set up on the planet surface to defend the world from th attacking legion armies.
Sollow - We don't have a worry about enemy reinforcements; kills will count more.
Zalk'don and his Boom Boyz were there, attacking the enemies. While Zalk'don's boyz were blowing up the Legion vehicles, Sollow used his sniper rifles to kill the larger Legion troopers. The Legion troops on that planet were slowly being defeated.
Sollow - Zalk'don, how are you doing in there?
Zalk'don - IM FINE MAN DESE PEEPZ AR FUN TA BLOW UP
Sollow - Good. I think we've defeated the Legion forces around here.
A Seagon ships flew around the battlefield and fired an anti-matter bomb.
Zalk'don - OH MA DAYS RUN
Sollow - What the-? We're gonna need a bigger gun.
The bomb destroyed large part of the battlefield and killed several mercenaries and Loron.
Sollow - Damn, get to the plasma cannon.
Sollow ran to the city. Loron ships tried to take the Seagon ship, but they were being destroyed easily. Sollow enterd the plasma cannon and shot the ship. Damaged, it left the planet.
Sollow - Since it can't really go anywhere besides Zaarkhun worlds...
Meanwhile, in another planet, Voa'reak and his jetpak boyz fought more enemy troops.
Mercenary - How you Loron holding up?
Voa'reak - DEMZ SO DUM MAN SO EASY TA STOMP
Mercenary - Hha. Wait.... some huge ship approaching,
Voa'reak - WAT MAN
Mercenary - Looks like the ship's damaged.
Voa'reak - DAT JUST MAKES STOOF EASIA
Mercenary - I'll head off to an anti-space cannon
The Mercenary headed off to a plasma cannon and took control. The ship prepared to fire at the battlefield. The plasma cannon chargd up.
Voa'reak - FIRE DA FLIPPIN CANNON MAN
The plasma cannon fired at the ship, hitting and destroying it.
Mercenary - All right, then we got nothing to worry about.
Back with Falrik Zaarkhun.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well then, Volim's gonna feel that.
Volim was put on the hologram.
Volim - What do you want now? I'm growing tired of your face already!
Falrik Zaarkhun - I just want you to know you should be careful with your troopers now.
Volim - Hmpf.
Falrik Zaarkhun - As in, don't bother sending them to that Cold Relay.
Volim - If you keep messing with the Relays, everyone will go after you. And by everyone, I mean the entire galaxy.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Technically, I own that Relay.
Genrai Nal - We worked with a survivng Cold One, who we bought it off. We can do whatever we like with it.
Volim - What? These things are extinct since billions of years ago!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Doesn't mean one or two didn't survive. And remember, we are demonspawn.
Volim - You cannot fool me anymore. Kol Daren has explained me how this "essence" and "Gyronic" things work. You are not demons, just very lucky gits to have these things before I could get them myself.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh, so he got a bit of sense into your huge egotistic head?
Volim - Look who's talking about ego. You are sarcasm incarnate.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh realy? At least I don't require a crowbar to open up my brain for some sense to get into it. Is that what Kol Daren did to you? Or did he shove it in through your ear?
Volim - If I was that ignorant, I wouldn't have the second biggest empire in this galaxy. So watch your mouth, insect.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I bet you inherited this empire. You never worked had for any of it, did you?
Volim - Nonsense. I founded this empire! I worked hard to tur it into a superpower! And look who's talking! Kol Daren told me you aren't even the founder of your Consortium thing.
Falrik Zaarkhun - True, true. I did inherit it. But I'm the reason it's so powerful in the modern age. And besides, I couldn't really care for your ego or your emprie; they're both overly huge, and about to be destroyed.
Volim - All you did until now was tickle my Legion with a little feather. I'm yet to see proof of these words.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yeah that's what I did. But UNO look to me like they might be difficult soon as ythey use their real weaponry.
Genrai Nal stepped forWard.
Genrai Nal - We really should just settle this here and now.
Volim - Like I said, that removes all the fun from it!
Genrai Nal - The real fun is on the battlefield. I'll open up a link to teleport into this base with the help of the Cold Relay's technology, and you and I will duel to the death.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Or, if you're being too coWardly, send Torrent to fight Genrai.
Volim - You know fighting me won't end my reign, as I will simply be cloned back.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh, but it will prove who's boss, if we can take you out.
Genrai Nal - Those words are just your way of saying 'I don't want to fight, I'm too scared'
Volim - Fine then, let's fight if you are so eager to do it.
Suddenly, Torrent appeared through the teleporter to fight Genrai.
Volim - Torrent, what are you doing? I was supposed to go there.
Torrent - Sorry boss, but I haven't fought anyone worth in months.
Genrai Nal - It doesn't matter. I'll fight either of you.
Both prepared their blades.
Volim - Fine, do whatever you lot want.
Genrai Nal was the first to strike. He slashed his blade at Torrent, piercing Torrent's armour. Torrent strafed around Genrai and slashed him several times. Genrai Nal turned back, and stunned Torrent with his mind. He then slashd at Torrent, ripping off most of Torrent's armour. Torrent charged at Genrai, bashing against a wall while stabbing his chest.
Genrai Nal kneed Torrent in the face, grabbed him y the neck and stabbed his chest at the same time. Torrent jumped back, and his wound regenerated some seconds after.
Torrent - Seems like I found a valuable opponent.
Genrai Nal - Fast healing wounds? We have something in common.
Genrai grabbed Torrent and threw him against the wall. Torrent walljumped and slashed Genrai Nal again. Genrai Nal jumped up to dodge Torrent as Torrent did this.
Torrent - My species always had great healing abilities.
Genrai Nal - They do? Ha, so does mine.
Torrent jumped, trying to attack genrai with a upWard slash.Genrai Nal was knocked back. He cloaked for the second...
Torrent stood down, trying to hear Genrai Nal. Genrai Nal walked silently. Torrent could tell from the sound where genrai was. Torrent attacked Genrai with his blade, but he slashed nothing. The next thing Torrent felt were two huge stabs from Genrai's two electronic blades.
Torrent - Nnngghhh!
Genrai Nal - I bet that hurt.
Torrent - You bet it did...
Genrai kicked Torrent down. They looked at each other with respect.
Genrai Nal - Well Torrent, congratulations on being a very worthy opponent.
Torrent - I can say the same to you. All my enemies seem to die so easily these days.
Genrai Nal - Yes. Fighting is so bland. If we weren't on the opposite side Torrent, I would be very glad to work with you.
Torrent - Perhaps. Who knows what the future holds for us both?
Genrai Nal - We never know.
Volim - Damnit, stop socializing with the enemy!
Torrent was teleported back to the Legion's territory.
Volim - Uuughh! Beginner's luck!
Falrk Zaarkhun - You realise that we are far from beginners, Volim. Genrai's been fighting since much longer than I've been around.
Volim - I...just...bah!
Volim closed the transmission.
Falrik Zaarkhun - We got them there.
Genrai Nal - I think if it weren't for my tactics, I could have lost that battle.
Falrik Zaarkhun - No matter. Get the Loron in here.
Fre'kloar and Hagto'Zhl enter the room.
Fre'kloar - OI YOO CALLED?
Falrk Zaarkhun - I need to know what you'll be attacking tomorrow.
Fre'kloar - dunno man yoo has any ideas?
Falrik Zaarkhun - With what I did to the Cold Relay, I reckon it won't be too long before Volim gets round to accessing me via another Cold relay route. So while we have this power, I may as well do something to stop him. Let's attack his ship buildingplanet, shall we?
Hagto'Zhl - sounds sik
Falrik Zaarkhun - So you, Hagto'Zhl, will lead half the Warbosses to do that. Meanwhile, Genrai and I, with Sollow, will reclaim that 'pizza palace'. Hey, it's worth denying him of food. ANd Fre'kloar and the other half will go for the troop training planet. Anything not close by will mean that the Wranploer will have to get the soldiers from further, buying us just a little more time.
Fre'kloar - yeh man rite
Genrai Nal - We'll need some sleep for tomorrow's battle.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Also, I want to talk to Kol Daren again. It'll take 2 more tries at talking to him before we persuade him to get on our side...
Ray'loth united the Warbosses to discuss.
Ray'loth - OI DUMBOS I HERD DERES A NOO WarBOSS IN TOWN
Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL MAN BAK IN MY DAY DEY ONLY LET DA TUFF WarBOSSES IN
Ray'loth - HES A CRAZY BOY. NAMES NAKTOR'ZAK OR SOMFIN LIKE DAT Voa'reak - OH MA DAYZ MAN STOOPID NOOBY
Ray'loth - HUR LETS BATTA HIM ENNIT?
Zalk'don - HUR HUR HUR LETS DO IT
Kal'kuir twiched and laughed roboticly.
Kal'kuir - HUR I BET HE NEVA HAD REAL COMBAT I MEEN I HAD LOOK AT MA EYE
Zalk'don - DOES HE MAKE LOUD BOOMS?
Ray'loth - I HERD HE HAS SOM KIND OF TANK SO YEH HE PROBABLY MAKES BOOMS
Zalk'don - HE BETTA OR IMMA BULLY HIM EVEN MOR
Ray'loth - OI OI OI I KNO WAT TO DO LETS SEND HIM TO A LEEGION PLANET AN SEE HOW HE DOES
Ref'kolar - I GOT A BETTA IDEA.
Voa'reak - WAT
Ref'kolar - WHY DONT YA KNO DAT FING ZAARHUN DID WIV DA COLD RELAY? WE SEND HIM CHARGING STRAIGHT THROO DAT AN WEN HE COMES OUT ON DA OVA SIDE HES GONNA MAKE A BIG BANG AND SMASH THROO ANYFIN. HE WILL BE PROPA EXPLOSIV BY DA TIME HE GETS TO DA OVA SIDE WIV NO SPACESHIP HUR
Kal'kuir - YEH AN DESTROY IT SO WE CANT USE IT ANYMOR YOO IDIOT
Ref'kolar - SHUT UP MAN DAT WONT DESTROI DA RELAY... i dont fink
Ray'loth - so? wat do we do?
Fre'kloar and Hagto'Zhl came walking in with a nervous Warboss.
Fre'kloar - HEREZ DA NOO WarBOS. YOO ALL GOTTA LET HIM SETTLE DOWN AN STUFF
Jol'kiar looked and laughed.
Jol'kiar - YOR KIDDIN ME LOOK AT DAT GUY. HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT WIMP
Nakto'zak - YA MOM
Fre'kloar - hur ill leev ya to it im talkin ta zaarkhun
Fre'kloar and Hagto'Zhl left.
Naktor'zak - YOO LOT SHULDNT UNDERSTIMATE ME YA SEE. I IS DA BEST CRAZY BOY DERE IS
The Warbosses laughed.
Zalk'don - SHUT UP MAN NO ONES CRAZIA DAN ME
Naktor'zak - YOR A BOOM BOY YOO EINT EVEN HALF DA CRAZY I IS
Zalk'don took offense to that.
Zalk'don - OH YEH AN WAT DO YOO DO JUS DRIVE AROUND AN RUN PEEPZ OVA? DATS WIMPY AN LAME MAN
Naktor'zak - SHUT DA HELL UP I HAV MA OWN PROPA TANK. IF I SHOT YA YOO WULD EVAPORATE IN NUFFIN
Zalk'don - LETS GET HIM BOYZ
All the Warbosses surrounded the new one.
Jol'kiar - STOOPID NOOB
Naktor'zak - HUR HUR HUR YOR TOO WIMPY TA FACE ME BY YASELV YA NEED TA CALL YOR HOMIES
Jol'kiar - SHUT UP
Each Warboss took their turn with punching Naktor'zak. Naktor'zak attacked one by one back back, but all grabbed and chucked up against a wall, repeatedly kicking him. Naktor'zak was damaged too much and felt unconcious.
Jol'kiar - DAT WILL SHOW DA NOOBY NOT TA ACT ALL SIK
Zalk'don - HUR HUR I ENJOYED DAT
Ref'kolar - I WANNA DO IT TA FRE'KLOAR NEXT
Ray'loth - SHUT UP MAN FRE'KLOAR WULD OWN YOO
Ref'kolar - SHUT DA HELL UP MAN DA REAL THR'ALOY WOOD OWN YOO AN YA MOM
Ray'loth - DUNT YA EVER SAY DAT AGEN ONE DAY IMMA BATTA HIM
Jol'kiar - YA ALL DUM MAN YOO AINT LIVED AS LONG AS ME YOO DONT GOT DIS SIK BODY
Ray'loth - SHUT UP MAN I HAD A BODY LIKE DAT ONCE WHEN I HAD DA SKULLDUDE
Naktor'zak saw this as his opportunity to strike. He punched Dar Thr'aloy, but was battered down by the rest.
Ray'loth - WOAH WAT MAN
Falrik Zaarkhun, Fre'kloar and Hagto'Zhl called everyone in. The Warbosses entered the room.
Falrik Zaarkhun - So then, we're gonna attack the Wranploer. Who should go up?
OluapPlayer: Zalk'don - SEND DA NOOBY IN SO HE CAN DAI ALREADY
The Loron all called out different names.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Enough! Point to which boss.
Jol'kiar - yeh send da noo one lets see how fast he dies
All bosses - hur hur hur
They all pointed toWards Naktor'zak.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well then, me and him will be landing on a Wranploer recruiting world. We're gonna be stirring a lot.
Naktor'zak - lemme get ma tank man
They landed on the planet a few moments later. Naktor'zak was accompanied by rollar skating Loron.
Naktor'zak - RITE DEN LETS ROLL
The rollar blading Loron searched the planet, and came across Wranploer troopers.
Naktor'zak - HUR HUR HUR DIS GONNA BE FUN
The rollar blading Loron came back, with several Wranploer troopers following them. Naktor'zak drove his tank over several Wranploer troopers, while firing machine guns at others.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Hmm, he may be useful after all. Naktor'zak - GET MOR BOYZ HEER
Loron driving monster trucks and riding skateboards came, all guns blazing. Naktor'zak's tank charged a large laser at the enemies, and fired. More than half of the battlefield was destroyed in a gigantic blast.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Huh, since when did Loron have good weapons, Naktor'zak?
Naktor'zak - I MADE DIS MASELF MAN I GOT DA PIECES FROM DIS SIK LOOKIN MACHINE I FOUND
Falrik Zaarkuhn - You mean you got Da Geekz to make it out of scavenged/'borrowed' technology.
Naktor'zak - I SEID I MADE DIS TANK MASELF MAN
Falrik Zaarkhun - I,... sincerely doubt it.
Naktor'zark aimed his tank at Falrik's direction.
Naktor'zak - YOO CALLIN ME A LIAR IMMA FIRE AT YOR MOM
Falrik Zaarkhun - Concentrate, Naktor. Oh look over there, is that a Wranploer dropship? Destroy it.
Naktor'zak fired at the dropship, destroying it instantly.
Falrik Zaarkhun - There's a good boy. The recruiting grounds are overthere. Can you and your monsta trukk boyz make a big boom, while the skatebord boyz and skata boyz kill everyone training in the trees?
Naktor'zak - I HAV A BETTA PLAN
Falrik Zaarkhun - Tell me.
Naktor'zak fired a blast at the recruiting ground, destroying the entire region in a gigantic explosion.
Falrik Zaarkhun - The hell.. you blew a huge hole in it.
Naktor'zak - HUR HUR HUR MA TANKS DA BEST DERE IS
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ok, so get the skata boyz and skatebord boyz to distract the enemy, while your tank goes off to blow up other recruiting setions. While the Wranploer are busy with them two, the monsta trukks will crush the other recruiting facilities. How bot that, ey?
Naktor'zak - JUST LEMME BLOW DIS FLIPPIN PLANET UP
Falrik Zaarkhumn - ...Go with my plan.
Naktor'zak - UR SO BORIN
The monsta trukks crushed several recruiting facilities, and tore through cities. They had nothing to stop them, as the defense forces where attacked the skata boyz and Naktor'zak's tank, which was killing them easily. Naktor'zak ran over more troops, laughing maniacly. Meanwhile, in Zaarkhun's hideout...
Ref'kolar - wat da hell
Zalk'don - dose booms hes making...deyz so...BEEUTIFUL
Jol'kiar - i fink we was wrong about him boyz
Voa'reak - yeh ennit
Knar'gank - hes propa sik an his homies is sik too
Ray'loth - yeh we understimaed da noocoma. reminds me when ref'kolar joined cept ref'kolar eint sik hur hur hur
Ref'kolar looked angry at Ray'loth.
Ref'kolar - WAT YOO TRYIN TA SAY
Ray'loth - IM SAYIN YA MOMS DUM
Ref'kolar tried to punch Ray'loth, who grabbed Ref'kolar's arm and threw him against a wall.
Ref'kolar - OI MAN WAT DA HELL
Fre'kloar walked in.
Fre'kloar - WATS GOIN ON
Ray'loth - YOR DARK SELFS BEIN A WIMP
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL
Hagto'Zhl walked in.
Hagto'Zhl - OI DA NAKTOR DOODS FINISHED BUT ZAARKHUNS GOIN DOWN TO DA PLANET FOR SOM REESON
Jol'kiar - DATS DUM MAN LETS WATCH WATS HE UP TO
Falrik Zaarkhun landed, and was confronted by Kol Daren.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ah, Kol Daren. So then, you still trying to kill be for a ridiculously low price, Kol Daren - Low price? You really have no idea what I'm in. Falrik Zaarkhun - Compared to what I'm offering, yes I do have an idea. Kol Daren - And what exactly can you offer me? Falrik Zaarkhun - I'll triple your pay and deliver it in advance.
Kol Daren raised an eyebowl.
Kol Daren - Triple? Huh, nah. Not interested.
Falrik Zaarkhun - You're lying. You are interested really, you're just hiding it...
Kol Daren - I'm currently more interested in your severed head.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yeah, tough talk. That's what I was expecting. Hiding the fact you really want to be dishonourable and get more cash.
Kol Daren - Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
Falrik Zaarkhun - You're not worth my time.
Falrik walked off back to his ship. This angered Kol Daren,
Kol Daren - Well, I have all the time in the world.
Kol Daren fired a Dark Gyronic blast at Zaarkhun's ship, destroying it.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Good.
Kol Daren - Now, you have no choice.
Falrik Zarkhun puts his hands up, ready to be captured by Kol Daren.
Falrik Zaarkhun - A strong Warrior like you should be able to impress your boss this way.
Kol Daren - Indeed I would. Volim will like to see you in person.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm sure he will.
Kol Daren teleported Zaarkhun to Volim's throne room.
Volim laughed at the sight of his captured enemy.
Volim - Well, look what we have here!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh hello, Volim. I bet you haven't moved off that throne all day. How long before you become so overweight you have to by a new throne to support you?
Volim jumped high into the air, landing next to Zaarkhun, to demonstrate his incredible physical.
Volim - I'm sorry, you said something?
Falrik Zaarkhun - I said that surely, sitting on that throne all day would get you so overweight, you might break the ship.
Volim grabbed Zaarkhun by his neck and started to chocke him.
Volim - You really aren't in position of taunting, Zaarkhun.
Zaarkhun tried to make a sound, but couldn't. Volim snapped Zaarkhun's neck, killing him. His lifeless body fell to the floor as Volim laughed joyfully.
Volim - That felt really good. I should do this to all the clones of him I can find. And to you, Kol Daren, I may as well give you a raise.
Kol Daren - A raise? Good, because Zaarkhun's constantly bribing me with these offers he has.
Volim - Huh, you know who is the richest individual in this galaxy. There isn't a price I can't cover.
Kol Daren - I don't get why Zaarkhun seems to be so... persuasive. It's like I keep fallnig for his deals, yet when I'm away, I can't remember what he had to offer besides money.
Volim - He is a tricky snake, that's what he is.
Kol Daren - Indeed. His allies I can respect. Genrai Nal and Sollow, that is.
Volim - Now, I'll wait until tomorrow, and plan my next move...
Kol Daren - What can you do? The route to him via cold relays is a trap.
Volim - Surely you can use your Gyronic gizmos to remove it?
Kol Daren - No, the technology is too complex for Zazane to understand.
Volim seemed disappointed at this.
Volim - Hmmm...I'll have to think on somethign else then.
Kol Daren - Why don't you bypass it?
Volim - Bypass?
Kol Daren - As in, don't reach him by that relay. Reach him by another type 3 relay.
Volim - Oh yes. That should do nicely.
Kol Daren - The only issue is programing the relays to set a course for that route.
Volim - Hmm, messing with the Relays is never a good idea, as we are very dependant of them.
Kol Daren - It won't requrie much messing, just a lot of manual work and understanding some ancient language, really.
Volim - It might as well work.
Kol Daren - I say we should enslave a race that has any knowledge of the Cold Ones.
Volim - Huh, the only races I know with that kind of information are mine, the Zoles and the Grox.
Kol Daren - There's bound to be at least one we haven't heard of.
Volim - Until we can find one, all we can do is try it ourselves...
Kol Daren then got an idea.
Kol Daren - I think I know just the person to help us.
Volim - Who would that be?
Kol Daren - He's a member of the Unified Nation of Ottzello. Ever heard of an individual called Tuolog?
Volim - Hmm. A small, green guy wth a mask?
Kol Daren - You never heard the stories?
Volim - What stories?
Kol Daren - They say he can lift an entire forest off the ground, and safely put it back again. They say he can mess with your mind, sense your future, before you evem realise he's there.
Volim - That's creepy as hell.
Kol Daren - Damn right it is. If anyone can figure out ancient scripts and texts, it'd be him. And I got a plan.
Volim - Tell me.
Kol Daren - UNO are attacking right now. Torrent will fight them all, while I distract Tuolog.
Volim - Heh, go ahead.
Kol Daren - Although, it will aggrevate UNO...
Volim - Zaarkhun has already aggrevated them a lot. A little more won't make much different.
Kol Daren - True. Let's go ahead.
The UNOL capital ship came under fire.
Kralgon Emperor - What? How did they get in the ship?
Torrent and his fleet attacked.
Yogtam - Fire back!
Torrent - Kill everyone in the way, boys!
Torrent managed to break through the UNOL ship defences, and board it.
Yogtam - What the hell?! Zr'Ahgloth why aren't you fighting hi-... Zr'Ahgloth?! ZR'AHGLOTH WAKE UP!!
Zr'Ahgloth woke up.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL
Torrent concentrated his attacks on Zr'Ahgloth.
Yogtam - Get them, and call reinforcement ships! Wait... wher's Tuolog?
Torrent - Hey you!
Torrent threw a grenade on Yogtam, knocking him out.
Torrent - This should leave them distracted while Kol Daren captures the target...
After a while, Torrent vanished when reinforcements came. The Emperor was bothered by the fact that he'd been hit by a pre-emptive strike, and that Tuolog was missing. Tuolog woke up in Volim's palace.
Volim - Ah, you are awaken. About time.
Tuolog - What am I doing here? You Volim?
Volim - Yes, I am General Volim. And you will help me read some ancient languages.
Tuolog - I can. But why will I?
Volim - Because if you don't, you'll never leave this place ever again.
Tuolog - I see. What text?
Volim showed him an image with Cold One language.
Volim - Can you understand this?
Tuolog looked at it for a way. He shut his eyes, and performed something in his mind.
Tuolog - Yes.
Volim - Excellent. Translate this for me, and I'll set you free safe and sound.
Tuolog - Hah, you mean you set me free when you not need me anymore.
Volim - Well...yes.
Tuolog - I not mind. Sometime I need to be away from UNO. And know that I helping you because I see future.
Volim - So you can really see the future?
Tuolog - Of course I do. I not tell you of it.
Volim - Huh, I expected you not to. But that would ruin the surprise anyway.
Tuolog - Yes, that the whole point. It actually boring when you see future for that reason. Anyway, I translate it all for you. You want me to program something for you to sneak into Zaarkhun territory and hit him from back.
Volim - Ain't you a smart man. That is indeed what I want.
Tuolog - All right, excellent. Where do I sleep?
Volim - Since you are cooperating so well, I might as well give you a decent bed.
A very good looking bed appeared in Tuolog's cell.
Tuolog - I appreciate it.
Volim - Hmmm...I wonder how is UNO right now...
Tuolog - They will prepare to attack you fell head-on. Wen they use superweapons, it might cause a little damage. But that will be to 100 systems in 2 days at the most, when you have far more systes.
Volim - Well I do have almost a billion systems, which each falling, two taking it's place.
Tuolog - Hmm. You have a million colonies, right?
Volim - Colonies? More than a million, probably.
Tuolog - You not have a problem by the time this all over.
Volim - Hmm. Good to know... *he said to himself* He really is creepy...
Tuolog - Me? Really creepy? Huh, I guess I see how I be creepy to others.
Volim - Oh...you heard that...I'll just leave you sleep alone.
Tuolog - No, I not hear many things. Us Ioketa have fairly poor ears, and fairly poor senses that are like yours.
Volim left the room and let Tuolog sleep. He had great expectations for the next day...
The next day, in Volim's palace...
Tuolog - Volim, it morning.
Volim - I hope you have slept well. Now it's time for translations.
Tuolog - Sleep not matter. It energy that matter. And rest.
Volim - Erm...sure, why not.
Tuolog - Yes. So then, what I do?
Volim - I require you to translate this text.
Scripts of Cold One language appeared in Tuolog's cell.
Tuolog - Ah. This easy.
Volim - Good. Do it then.
Technobliterator: Tuolog put together all the text and managed to write the commands in for a correct route that leads right behind Zaarkhun's territory, in seconds.
Volim - Woah! How did you do that so fast?
Tuolog - How you do it so slow?
Volim - Hurrr...fair enough.
Tuolog - Well for my species it a piece of cake. If you not believe it work, send in scout.
Volim - Well, testing never hurts.
A scout ship is sent to the Relay. It appeared in unclaimed territory behind Zaarkhun's.
Scout - It worked, boss!
Volim - So it did...
Tuolog - So then, Kol Daren and Torrent to lead forces there?
Volim - Yes indeed. Time to pay Zaarkhun a surprise visit...
Tuolog - Of course. You need me for anything?
Volim though, and had a question in mind.
Volim - Hmmm...I want you to tell me something. This "Gyronic" thing. How can you get it?
Tuolog - Oh. It most abundant in Ottzello Sector. You just pick it from Ottzello planets and inject it in you.
Volim - Oh, so you harvest it. And your sector...it's not natural, right? I have never seen that place before until a few months ago.
Tuolog - When Taldar save this galaxy, they make that sector. Also several planets were moved here from Milky Way.
Volim - Taldar? What's a Taldar?
Tuolog - Taldar? One of the Ultraterrestrials. A higher being. Godrace. Rulers of time.
All of this confused Volim greatly.
Volim - You're telling me there is a race who controls time?
Tuolog - Basically. They keep time in order. Don't worry, there this thing called The Box. It stops them from abusing their power.
Volim - So many things I still don't know...I have to study this more in the future.
A teleporter appeared in Tuolog's cell.
Volim - That'll take you home. Now you can leave.
Tuolog - Thank you. I appreciate it.
Volim - Don't forget it, little man, we are still declared enemies...and when I discover more of this Gyronic, I'll show all of you who's boss. Now, off to watch Zaarkhun's face when he sees my fleets.
Tuolog - Ok.
Tuolog left and returned to UNO. Kol Daren reported in to Volim.
Kol Daren - You wanted me?
Volim - Yes I did. It's time to strike on Zaarkhun again.
Kol Daren - Very well. Shall Torrent come?
Volim - Yes, he will meet you there.
Kol Daren - All right.
Kol Daren's forces left to strike Zaarkhun from behind. Meanwhile, in Zarkhun's base...
Falrik Zaarkhun - Where's the Loron?
Fre'kloar appeared, apparently dizzy.
Fre'kloar - NOW DATS A PARTY
Falrik Zaarkhun - What?
Fre'kloar - ME AN DA BOYZ WERE MAKIN A PARTY FER DA NOO WarBOSS. SO YEH WAT DO YOO WANT?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ok, there's no chance Volim can find anyway way to reach us. He can't program the Relays to set a proper route to reach us. Since I'm too tired to attack Volim, let's take the day off, shall we?
Fre'kloar - DATS SIK MAN IMMA GO BAK TO DA PARTY
They party for a while, then recieve 2 distress signals.
Falrik Zaarkhun - What the... All of you! Get back here!
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN I THOUGH WE WERE GONNA TAKE DA DAY OFF
Falrik Zaarkhun - So did I...
Genrai Nal - It seems, Zaarkhun, you underestimated Volim on this one.
Falrik Zaarkhun - No.. I can't. Volim would never find someone to do this for him in time. In fact Volim would not have the resources or anything... Ah. Kol Daren.
Volim's fleet attacked mercilessly. Zaarkhun's mercenaries and Loron rushed out to defend the planets. They rushed to turn on the defense turrets. The ships fired anti-matter artilery against the Loron and mercenaries, destroying much of Zaarkhun's troops.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Damnit. Send the Warbosses!
Half of the Warbosses was sleeping, and the other half were too distracted to care.
Genrai Nal - Wake up or you will all die.
Zalk'don - eeeeehh...OI BOYZ WES BEIN ATTAKED
The Warbosses all got up and rushed out to fight for Zaarkhun's fleet. The defence turrets destroyed the antimatter artillery, but there were too many without the Warbosses.
Sollow - I'll set the snipers up.
Meanwhile, Kol daren was confronted by Zaarkhun.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Ah, Kol Daren.
Kol Daren - Well hello, Zaarkhun. Volim told me he wanted to snap your neck again, so let's just cooperate, hum?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yeah, I'll quadruple your payment and deliver it in advance.
Kol Daren stopped for a moment.
Kol Daren - ...Did you just say...quadruple?
Falrik Zaarkhun - I did. Four times whatever your current payment is.
Kol Daren - You're saying you'll pay me 4 billion bucks...
Falrik Zaarkhun - Of course. That's more than enough to pay for your lab equipment, isn't it?
Kol Daren - Hmm...yes, it is...
Falrik Zaarkhun - As well as all the weaponry you want, all the genetic mutation and all that. More than enough.
Kol Daren though for a moment.
Kol Daren - ...Alright.
Falrk Zaarkhun - Good. Now then...
He handed Falrik Zaarkhun a credit chip.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Here's your pay for this job. As I said, I deliver in advance.
A floating drone appeared from behind a wall, with a screen. Volim's face appeared in this screen.
Volim - Traitor! I should've know you'll sell yurself for so little!
Kol Daren - And I should have known you pay too little.
Volim - Well, I got from you all I needed anyway. You die now!
The troops who were with Kol Daren now started to hunt for him.
Falrik Zaarkhun - You'll have to hurry, Kol. Contact Zargoth.
Kol Daren - What do you want him for?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Get him to bring in Kolossus.
Kol Daren - Kolossus? You plan on using Kolossus against Volim?
Falrik zaarkhun - Yes...
Kol Daren - Kolossus is too much even for me to control. What makes you think you can do it?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Control is not something I intend to do. I just intend to hurt Volim.
Kol Daren - Fine...at least I got my money in advance...
Kol Daren tried to contact Zargoth.
Zargoth - What is it, servant?
Kol Daren - Can you get Kolossus here? Falrik Zaarkhun wants to have business with him...
Zargoth - ...I can.
Kol Daren - Thank you, master.
A massive explosion of Dark Gyronic destroyed part of the battlefield. The skies turned dark red, and a massive being emerged fom the ground, roaring. Kolossus had arrived on the battlefield.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Yes... Volim's days are numbered!
Kolossus looked at Zaarkhun, his eye shining red.
Kol Daren - I'll just leave you guys alone now...
Kol Daren backed up, then teleported away. Kolossus approached Zaarkhun slowly.
Kolossus - You better have something worth of my time, mortal.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Indeed I do! Using your great powers, we can destroy the Wranploer Legion! Imagine how good your image will be after that!
Falrik Zaarkhun - We're in position. Kolossus, you know what to do.
Kolossus' face approached Zaarkhun. He appeared annoyed.
Kolossus - There is just one question...what makes you think you can tell me what to do?
Falrik Zaarkhun - The fact that Genrai Nal here happens to work with Shu'wokerama.. And the fact that Kol Daren, your servant, is being paid billions by me.
Genrai Nal - Falrik, I think you've overlooked this...
Kolossus - Shu'wokerama and I work separated, and money? Please, I have no need for such an insignificant 3D contraption. I would gain more if I wrecked hell upon all of you!
Falrik Zaarkhun - ...Of course. I was so busy working out how to get Kolossus that I never worked out what would happen if he didn't want to. Damnit... Genrai, do you think you can fight him?
Genral Nal shrugged.
Genrai Nal - It seems I will be outmatched.
Falrik and his mercenaries just stood, watching Kolossus in fear.
Kolossus - Bah! I would remove you from existance in a fraction of time! Now you've provoked my wrath, Falrik Zaarkhun, and hear me when I say I will not forget this!
Kolossus caused a massive Dark Gyronic explosion. Falrik Zaarkhun's mercenaries were just out of range, and could see Kolossus charging up something else.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well don't just stand there! Run!
Meanwhile, Volim could see everything that was happening. He descended from his flagship, next to Zaarkhun's position.
Volim - Falrik, you idiot! Look what you have unleashed!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Hey, you wanted to get "Them" on me, so you're not much better!
Volim - Hmpf, fair enough.
Genrai Nal - We cannot evacuate. There is too much trafic in space.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Then that must mean...
Kolossus - I will crack this planet like a nut, and then move to the next. All this sector will fear doom in my nightmarish claws!
??? - Not if I have anything to say about it.
Several of UNO's forces, led by Dakster, landed.
Kolossus - Ah, what do we have here? A tiny little Ottzel challenging me.
Dakster - And what are you? A cross between a snake and a Loron.
Kolossus - I am the perfect being you insolent pig!
Kolossus fired a blast of Dark Gyronic at Dakster, who Dakster absorbed it.
Dakster - Yes, keep firing! Carry on!
Kolossus smashed Dakster with his tail.
Dakster - No, the Essence! Not physical attacks, the Essence!
Kolossus - Quiet, fool!
Kolossus grabbed Dakster and threw him on the ground.
Dakster - Oooh look, a snake trying to attack me by throwing me on the ground. What power do you have? If you have power, then show me it.
Kolossus made Dakster float and started to crush him with his psychic powers.
Kolossus - Taunting me only proves your foolishness!
Dakster - You were charging up soem major blast. That wasn't real was it? It was just fireworks display I bet. Show me how powerful it is!
Kolossus - Absorb all you want, I'll make you explode!
Kolossus fired Dark Gyronic at Dakster again. This damaged him heavily, but he still survived.
Dakster - Give me that attack you were charging... I want to see how powerful tyou are. It was just display wasn't it?
Kolossus got angry and fired all he got on Dakster, who screamed. The energy spread to all with similar genes to Dakster... spreading to every Ottzel in the universe. Eventually, the entire species died. Dakster's life turned into pure energy, which Kolossus sucked down, and then blasted Dakster's body away.
Kolossus - Hah! What did you hope to achieve in this, foolish mortal?
Falrik Zaarkhun - We're... safe.
Volim - How so? That monster is still in there!
Three Vyro'Narza arrived.
Falrik Zaarkhun - He sacrificed himself to call the Taldar here...
Vyro'Narza - Kolossus, why are you meddling with mortals?
Kolossus - Huh? Vyro'Narza? Have you enjoyed the view of me killing one of your species?
Vyro'Narza - No. In fact, we're very irritated about it.
Kolossus - Oh really? What do you plan on doing then?
Vyro'Narza - Get back to the game. The Vyro'Ralza could do without you ignoring them and genociding mortal races.
Kolossus - Zargoth allows me to do whatever I wish.
Vyro'Narza - Indeed he does, but he won't be impressed at the moment. You've done enough damage here. Shall we destroy you, or will you return?
Kolossus - Destroy me? Hah! You know I am more powerful than you! But still...it should be better for me to report Zargoth of my success here...right, I'll return.
They all left the scene, and the sky turned to normal. Tuolog, Zr'Ahgloth, Yogtam and the Kralgon Emperor arrived.
Kralgon Emperor - What happened? Where's Dakster? And why are all the Ottzel dead?
Yogtam - Volim, if I find you have anything to do with this...
Volim pointed angrily at Falrik Zaarkhun.
Volim - It wasn't me! It was Zaarkhun's fault!
Falrik Zaarkhun - No it wasn't. I made a vow to leave you alone if you left me alone, remember?
Yogtam - We will make sense of this...
Tuolog - No. These two innocent. It Kolossus who did damage.
Volim - See? I told you!
Kralgon Emperor - But how is he here?
Tuolog - He was here when Kol Daren came.
Volim - Zaarkhun summoned that thing, this whole conflict is his fault!
Yogtam - This Kol Daren may be more of a nuisance than I thought...
Falrik Zaarkhun - It's clear that Volim is lying to get me into trouble and not him.
Kralgon Emperor - Yes, it is. Volim, we officially place you under arrest.
Volim - Arrest me? Are you really so naive?
A spaceship appeared and took Volim away.
Kralgon Emperor - What?! Chase him! How could he think he was safe when we have...
Yogtam - Zr'Ahgloth's asleep. Again.
Everyone - ZR'AHGLOTH!!!!!!!
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT MAN IM TIRED
Tuolog - Follow that ship.
All of UNOL got in their own starship, and followed Volim. They caught it with a tractor beam, and pulled Volim in.
Kralgon Emperor - So, Volim, we place you under arrest.
Volim - This is pointless. I will kill myself and be replaced by a free clone.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Thank you, Emperor. Shall the Zaarkhun Consortium take his territory?
Tuolog - No. There an easier way to do this.
Yogtam - Yeah, I get him. Zr'Ahgloth, you capture Falrik.
Zr'Ahgloth captured Falrik, while the Tralkik Commander captured Volim.
Volim - Ugh, this is a waste of my time.
They were placed so they were looking right at each other, and Tuolog sent them into a deep sleep.
Meanwhile, in Volim's dreams...
Volim - Huh? What's going on?
Volim found himself on Loktia Resort, playing cards with Falrik Zaarkhun.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Right, I've put my hand down. Volim, put down yours. Volim? Volim!
Volim - Yeah yeah I'm hearing you!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Your hand of cards. Put them down.
Volim did so.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh dear, looks like I've beaten you. So I'll get most of that money.
Volim - Beginner's luck!
The Loktian police arrived.
Police - There he is! Cease him!
Volim - Wha?
2 of the policemen took Falrik Zaarkhun away. Volim began to remember it, and remembered that he was safe.
Police - Not so fast, Volim.
Volim - What? Get away from me!
The Police grabbed and stunned Volim. Volim next woke up in a cell with Zaarkhun.
Volim - Uugh...what happened?
Falrik Zaarkhun - The hell you doing here?
Volim - I don't know! Some stupid policeman knocked me out...
Falrik Zaarkhun - I mean, what are you doing here? Here in general? This is my dream.
Volim - It's mine. The hell you talking about?
A policeman approached their cell.
Policeman - Well well, what do we have here.
Volim - Gee, great. I needed something to eat. Or... you haven't brought food?
Policeman - Food? No, but I brough a cauldron.
Falrik Zaarkhun - What the...
A cauldron of very hot lava appeared behind the policeman.
Volim - The hell?!
Money started to fall on the cauldron and burn.
Falrik Zaarkhun - What?!?! That better have been your money, Volim...
Policeman - Hey look, it's raining money! Your money on my hot lava!
Volim - Dangit....!
Policeman - Don't worry Zaarkhun, I'm using yours as well.
Falrik Zaarkhun - You little...!
The cauldron started to shake.
Policeman - Hey, seems like I'm done here.
Falrik Zaarkhun & Volim - ...?
Large claws started to come out of the cauldron. Traffphyd claws.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh my...
Volim - What is that?!
Falrik Zaarkhun - I know what that is...
Zargoth came out of the cauldron, covered in blood, roaring. Falrik Zaarkhun screamed and backed away, while Volim didn't know what was going on. The policeman turned to Volim and became King Mirras III, the Grox King of Borealis, and one of the few things Volim feared.. Volim screamed, backing to the same corner as Zaarkhun and trying to shove Zaarkhun out of it.
Mirras III - You two look so cute there, trapped and afraid. I can't help but feel *he grabbed a large blade-like weapon* hungry!
Falrik Zaarkhun - The hell are you trying to do..?
Tentacles came from Zargoth and started to invade the cell, slowly approaching Falrik and Volim. They both stood back in fear. Zargoth let out an ear-pierching screech while disfigured creatures with glowing eyes started to appear from the shadows. One of them shaped like Titanozor.
Falrik Zaarkhun - You...get away!!
Mirras III and Titanozor slowly approached the duo, their facial expressions changing into demonic and mutated expressions.
Volim - What the hell is this??
Zargoth - Hungry...Hungry!!! HUNGRY!!!!!
All the dark figures roared The two didn't know what to do anymore. Both were shaking in fear. Mirras III grabbed Volim and chopped one of his arms off, while Titanozor chopped off one of Falrik's legs. Both screamed out in agony. A river of blood came out of the chopped limbs, enough to fill the entire cell in blood. Falrik and Volim started to drown in their own blood.
Zaarkhun and Volim looked at each other. They pulled out their guns and shot at MIrras III and Titanozor. Suddenly, the blood was gone. They noticed their limbs were back in place. Mirras III and Titanozor were knocked away and disappeared in darkness. Zargoth was still there, roaring at them.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Let's kill it together. Volim - Agreed.
They both shot at Zargoth, and Volim striked Zargoth at close range. Zargoth screached and was sucked back into the cauldron. The cauldron was not toally empty. Genrai Nal and Captain Torrent both appeared, and kicked down the cauldron.
Volim - It's...gone.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Damn, that was...
They both woke up.
Volim - Aaaargh! That was...the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well Volim... Y'know what, I think you and I make a good team.
Volim - Team?...Maybe so.
Falrik Zaarkhun - We should actually join forces. We'd own this galaxy, through the criminal underworld, and through sheer power.
Volim - You've proven to be a real challenge. I believe joining forces would be the best option.
The two shook hands, and both exited the ship.
Zr'Ahgloth - OI WE IS GETTIN DEM ESCAPE?
Tuolog - It for the best.
Borealis Consortium NetworkEdit
Falrik Zaarkhun peered down from Volim's throne, looking at his enormous military.
Farlrik Zaarkhun - There are more soldiers here than I have ever seen, Volim!
Volim - And this is only a part of it, of course.
Falrik Zaarkhun - The Borealis Consortium Network is far stronger than I could have ever imagined. With this power, we'll take over this universe.
Genrai Nal - Me and Torrent will make a superb team, also.
Sollow - So, Volim and Zaarkhun, what will we do next?
Volim - Hmm...before our conflict started, did you had any other intentions, Zaarkhun?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well, that Unified Nation of Ottzello is an annoyance. With them joining the United Trade Union, I'm sure we could somehow spread our influence to it. If no one accepts our deals, we'll just kill them. Your legions, Volim, mean that we can intimidate any of these pathetic planets into submission. We can earn billions by both conquering or, my preference, corrupting. So, we go for the Unified Nation's trade lines?
Volim - Sounds like a plan. Let's do it.
Falrik Zaarkhun - I reckon robbing from the trade lines would make the nation scared of us. First we'll bribe them with good deals while secretly pretending the Wranploer Legion are still around. They'll think they're trading with the Consortium and fighting the Wranpleor Legion. In fact, they're messing with both, and both are messing with them. Badly.
Sollow - We'd make trillions off of UNO, and the whole UTU. But, see, no one wants to mess with the Consortium or Wranploer Legion. We're too powerful, now.
Volim - And when they notice, it will be too late, as we will be ready to annihilate them all!
Falrik Zaarkhun - Exactly. Anyone who does notice too early gets hushed up, by either Genrai Nal or Torrent. If they notice tha Genrai Nal is killin them, then of course we'll blame it on Shu'wokerama.
Genrai Nal - And no one either knows where to find him, how to find him, or how to survive when they hurt him.
Volim - Shu'wokerama? What's that?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Shu'wokerama is Genrai's other employer, Volim. He's a nasty piece of work.
Volim - Oh, I see.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Now there's something else we need to think about...
Volim - And what's that?
Falrik Zaarkhun - Roles for each of us. As in, who's in charge of what? Volim, I'll let you decide, unless you want me to.
Volim - I suppose you and me should be joint leaders of everything.
Falrik Zaarkhun - Well yes... I was thinking I'd be the brains behind the team, whereas you be the big boss who no one wants to mess with. Genrai Nal, Sollow and Torrent would be military leaders, of course Sollow can double up as a businessman.
Volim - Sounds good to me.
Falrik Zarkhun - Excellent. Soon, Volim, we'll be more than just rulers of this galaxy...
Zaarkhun observed the enormous military and cope of the Borealis Consortium Network. Neither Zaarkhun nor the Wranploer had anything close to this scale of power.
The UNOL met together in a sollemn meeting.
Valzo - We need to arrange a funeral for Dakster... and all of the Ottzel.
Zr'Ahgloth - CANT WE CLONE DEM BAK?
Valzo - No, Kolossus destroyed all genes of the Ottzel that way. Apollo has told me the URC have some that survived by him editing them, but I doubt it. But either way, UNO's lost them.
Zr'Ahgloth - WAT MAN DATS DUM IMMA MISS DEM
The other leaders facepalmed.
Kralgon Emperor - The thing is... who will replace the Ottzel as a major member of UNO?
Yogtam - Anyone have any ideas?
Zr'Ahgloth - dunno man
Tuolog - I know.
Feldosia - Who?
Tuolog - Tralkikianoe.
Kralgon Emperor - ...Actually, that wouldn't be too bad an idea. What do we all think?
Zr'Ahgloth - WHY MAN DEYZ ROBOT GEEKZ DAT CANT FHINK BY DEMSELVES
Yogtam - They have AIs, you idiot!
Zr'Ahgloth - YA MOM
Yogtam - Besides the blue idiot, does anyone oppose or support?
Kralgon Emperor - Excellent. Bring the Tralkik Commander in here.
A huge box was brought in and placed on Dakster's old seat.
Zr'Ahgloth - WATS WIV DA BOX?
Kralgon Emperor - It's the commander.
Zr'Ahgloth laughed and pointed.
Kralgon Emperor - Yogtam, you do the honours...
Yogtam electricuted Zr'Ahgloth.
Zr'Ahgloth - OW OW OW WAT DA HELLS WRONG WIV YAS
The AI turned on.
Tralkik Commander - Greetings. Zr'Ahgloth - OI IT TALKS
A huge hologram came out of th AI. It was a humanoid Tralkik hologram.
Tralkik Commander - I understand my new role is to replace Dakster.
Zr'Ahgloth - HUR REPLACIN DAKSTER WIV A GEEK DATS DUM
Tuolog - You used to call Dakster geek all the time Zr'Ahgloth... Shut up.
Zr'Ahgloth - YOO PEEPZ AR DUM IMMA JUST
Zr'Ahgloth fell asleep. Everyone sighed.
Tralkik Commander - Perhaps greater accomodations should be made in this seat, etc, for a robot of course. But yes, we are honoured you chose us.