“Loron Language is a barbaric language we do not understand. Couldn't they have got "Da Chikz" to make one? It's an utter disgrace.”
- - Galot Republic general opinion
“loroniz spik is sik man”
The Loron language, known to the universe as Da Loroniz Spik, is essentially a Loron lazily using The Norolish Speak as a way to diss people. It doesn't translate well. In fact, the cleverest Loron ever (during Da Non Tradishonal Timez) translated it into what it is today; a barbaric and unintelligent language. Either that, or he couldn't spell.
Note, it is both used for Fictionverse Loron and Fantasyverse Loron.
How to speak it[]
| Word | The Norolish Speak | Da Loroniz Spik |
| Flodor | Hello! | hey yas |
| Flan'rozth | How are you? | wazzup |
| dronol | The | Da |
| Falborjik | Anything interesting happened? | Ya so dumb |
| Grashik! | Generous! | Thicko |
| Falttrom! | Fail! | Losa |
| Grashikorim | Oh well, try better next time! | Shut up ya idiot ya done rubbish |
| Krelgoriks | I'm sorry, what? | Shut tha hell up dumbo |
| Frogniksaldrot | Mental Problem | Dumbo |
| Grenislak | Your parents | Ya Mom |