Loron Language is a barbaric language we do not understand. Couldn't they have got "Da Chikz" to make one? It's an utter disgrace.”
- Galot Republic general opinion
loroniz spik is sik man”
Loron language, known to the universe as Da Loroniz Spik, is essentially a Loron lazily using The Norolish Speak as a way to diss people. It doesn't translate well. In fact, the cleverest Loron ever (during Da Non Tradishonal Timez) translated it into what it is today; a barbaric and unintelligent language. Either that, or he couldn't spell.
Note, it is both used for
Fictionverse Loron and Fantasyverse Loron.
How to speak it [ ]
most common Loron words
The Norolish Speak
Da Loroniz Spik
How are you?
Anything interesting happened?
Ya so dumb
Oh well, try better next time!
Shut up ya idiot ya done rubbish
I'm sorry, what?
Shut tha hell up dumbo
Da Loron stoof
WEZ DA REAL LORONZ MAN DONT REED DAT UNO STOOF ITS DUM OI BOLD MEENS SPESHUL STOOF
Da Cash Thugz Fer Dosh · Mafia · MEH NO ONE CAREZ BOUT CASH ANYWAYZ LETS BE HOENST Da Godz YA SO DUM MAN ZR'AN'KARS DA ONLY REEL SIK LORON GOD AN DA OVAS BUT ROZ'TAH'FLOK IS DUM
WE IS DA REAL COOL LORONZ DA ROGUE BOYZ IS DUM DONT REED DEM
Da Tekkno Stuff SHUT UP MAN WE HAS DA SAME TEKKMO STOOF AS UNOS TEKK
Da Cash SHUT DA HELL UP MAN LOOK HEER Da Timez DUMBO GO HEER Da Godz YOO LOSAS ZR'AN'KAR IS DA DUMEST GOD EVA ALL DA OVA GODZ AN ROZ'TAH'FLOK IS BETTA
WE IZ DA DEFFMARCH BOYZ AN WE IS DA BEST COS WE WIV DA MALI'NAR YA DUMBOS
Da Warz COMIN SOON MAN SHUT UP
Da Tekkno Stoof SHUT UP MAN WE HAS DA SAME TEKKNO STOOF AS MALI'NAR DO YA DUMBO MOST OF DA INFO IS HEER BUT OMG WE DONT NEED MUCH TEKKNO STOOF WEZ TOO POWAFUL HUR
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