How Loron live, complete with Da Bling
Loron culture, or kultya, as they call it, is savage. But, that's how Lorons live, and Loron enjoy their brutal life. Loron kultya is common across both Da Rogue Boyz and the Loron in Unified Nation of Ottzello.
Society[]
Civ Loron
Government[]
Loron politics are extremely simple. Every Loron must fend for himself; joining a Gang is almost key to survival, which in turn will be led by a higher-up Boss. Loron must get their own food by buying it or hunting for it, and they obtain everything either by buying it, by robbing the store or robbing their mates. Survival of the fittest is key to Loron survival; only a Loron strong enough, rich enough, or with the biggest gun survives, and all the weaker Loron are killed. In this way, anything unnecessary is filtered out and not passed onto the next generation, so only the strongest Loron survive and live on.
Tradition[]
The following are considered "Loron" traditions:
- Loron are advised to tell Da Chikz what to do. They can treat them as badly as they like. There's no mating for Da Chikz, since Da Chikz don't need any
- At a minimum of once a day, a Loron must go to battle of some sort, and it is considered cowardly if they are not. Weakness is also considered impolite.
- When someone walks into their house, they are advised to use their weight machines and treadmills and machines, and it is considered impolite if Loron do not participates in contests of strength.
- Lorons are advised to make good food. If food is not tasty, the cooks are eaten instead.
- Rudeness results in fighting. Prepare to be bullied if you were too chicken to fight whoever offended you
- If a Loron wants to fight, but there is no space, then they have to fight for the place.
- A Loron school that teaches them anything but how to fight is considered "stoopid" or "geeky" Likeise, Lorons are advised to bully geeks like Tekks or Mekks. Ones that don't fight, they are advised to eat
Classes[]
Loron society runs on classes, which while they don't have any literal meaning, they are recognized as more important as they can beat anyone in the lower class. Loron society and their positions in society are governed by their physical strength and size.
The classes are listed in order from lowest to highest, in terms of strength and position.
| Class | Purpose |
|---|---|
| Losas | The Loron who have achieved nothing in their cultures, often just used as cannon fodder, equivalents of peasants |
| Peepz | The Loron who are simply workers, teachers or food gatherers |
| Fightas | The Loron who are part of the tribe's military force |
| Cheefs | The Loron who are in charge of things back in the village |
| Warcheef | The Loron who lead their own wargangz |
| Big Warcheef | The Loron who lead their own armeez; groups of gangz functioning as a sizable army |
| Propa Big Warcheef | The Loron who are in charge of the entire military |
| Propa Big Cheef | The Loron in charge of the tribe |
Leisure[]
Entertainment[]
The Loron do many things in their free time, often seems barbaric to others.
- Hunting
One of the more preferred ways for Loron to spend time, Loron hunt down all kinds of creatures to eat and start "Food Fights" with. The best way a Loron sends his time is food fighting; after hunting, they bring back food and have a food fight.
- Rap
The most popular Loron music by far is hip hop, as Loron rap a lot about what they hate or about their Da Godz. It is considered to be natural rappers; despite their intelligence, Loron are widely considered to be, on average, decent wordsmiths, and if the Loron were less openly hostile, more people would enjoy their music.
- Sports
Loron adore their sports, which tend to be brutal.
- Media
Loron Media is used as means of propaganda on radio or television, as most Loron own devices to view such. Typically, Loron media does not include written consumed media, as Loron notoriously find reading dull. Media often includes rap music, or fighting events.
Eating[]
Loronz love their food. They eat it in ways seen to others as barbaric and bad mannered, and has been likened to that of an immature child scoffing down whatever they can eat. And they food they eat is food not many others like.
Fighting[]
Fighting is a major cultural aspect for the Loron. In fact, Loron have been fighting throughout their life, and it has been seen to be pat of 'rites of passage'. For Loron, survival of the fittest is innate.
- Arenas
Loron often fight in arenas, which Zr'Ahgloth himself has participated in many times. Da Boyz love to watch them kill each other and beat each other up. Arena Combat isn't an art for them, it's a sport. It's one of their favourite sports.
Arena fighting is very prominent in Loron culture, and is used to settle huge debates, from personal arguments to "who should be the next boss?" arguments. Arena fighting is not a law, so many fights occur outside the arena, in places such as pubs, although it is the best way to seek publicity.
- Gang Bang
A Loron Gang Bang is a tradition that is straightforward- When Loron gangs; groups of young Lorons who hang out; have disagreements, they fight each other, and often to the Death (Loron are strong enough to kill or knock out others easily). There have been famous Gang Bangs as well as random ones. Zr'Ahgloth claims to have participated in a million Gang Bangs.
Gangz[]
It is almost vital for Loron to join several different Gangz for their survival, which in turn band with other Gangz. This is the formation of most empires.