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Loron sport is one of the most common aspects of society. They have the best sports in the universe. But they're very competetive, and often and up assassinating and eating whoever has killed them. So sportsmen and women have to make sure there's extensive security.

ArenaEdit

Arena Fighting is one of the best Loron sports. Several people from one group fight several from another, this is often a way to decide which Empire is best (though Da Propa Big one always wins, largely thanks to Zr'Ahgloth). Either that, or it's very man for himself and the Loron to win is rewarded.

Epic FailEdit

Epic Fail is a common Loron sport. This involves battles with epic creatures. For a Loron, this is simpler than most creatures, but it is not easy. Loron must kill the epic (or kill as many as possible) until tired out and/or booed and hissed off the stage.

Da BallEdit

Da Ball is just about the Loron's favourite sport. One team must get the ball to the other team's goal and get it in any way they can without getting beaten up. They must do this on skates, and the team to get the most goals wins.

The rules are that players are limited to a maximum of 8, and that the ball must be eaten. Beyond this, any form of violence is permitted.

Da RunningEdit

Da Running is anther popular Loron sport, where Loron must run marathons or sprints faster. This is tracked often by Geekz to ensure fairness.

The rules dictate Loron cannot sabotage the other team's performance during matches, only before. Sniping or killing other players is permitted, and in some cases, encouraged for television coverage. If a superior is competing, Loron are required to lose to them, or they will risk execution; the only way around this is to kill the Boss during the event in order to take their place regardless.

Da Loron stoof
WEZ DA REAL LORONZ MAN DONT REED DAT UNO STOOF ITS DUM
OI BOLD MEENS SPESHUL STOOF
WE IS DA REAL COOL LORONZ DA ROGUE BOYZ IS DUM DONT REED DEM
WE IZ DA DEFFMARCH BOYZ AN WE IS DA BEST COS WE WIV DA MALI'NAR YA DUMBOS
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