“I DONT CARE HOW YA FINK ABOUT US EATING FOOD SHUT UP WE EAT IT PROPA OK DUMBO”
Loron food is very prominent within culture. This is largely as eating food provides Loron with several endorphins and energy boosts, which can often hype them up for fights.
Lorons are carnivores so they only eat meat. Actually, that's a lie. They eat whatever food looks nice to them. So, they eat the following:
Anything that lives a loron eats. They rip it apart and stuff themselves with it. One time, they brought it back and one of Da Chikz cooked it. loron loved it, demanded more; all they were told was what species. So they went to the species' homeworld and, being Loronic, ate them all on the spot and kept ttrrying until they got a good one. They never did (and the species was extinct)
Lorons scoff down several energy bars made by Da Chikz, referred to as "Da Enerjy Fingiez".. It does, however, get them very hyper as they often include ridiculous amounts of salt and sugar for the tastes. They eat them before battles to boost their performance. Actually they eat them before battles so they don't get hungry, and it happens to boost their performance.
Da Choklat Barz are things that the Loron enjoy eating, despite their teeth not being specifically designed to eat choccolate. They are produced by slaves, and Da Robotz controlled by Da Geekz. They often scoff down too many for the Robotz to provide it. This causes many Loron Gangz around the streets and, thus, major battles and often the formation of other rebel empires.
Pizza is the favourite Loron food. It was believed previously, that Loron did not know what pizza means. However, loron adore pizza unlike any other food. Loron pizza is usually plain, without toppings, although several loron like to put their favourite meat on to make "da pizza betta ennit".
Loron pizza was first created by Da Big Foodboss Tro'Stalka, during the early Civilisation stage. He got some bread and threw a bit of tomato sauce and cheese on it. It was a coincidence that Loron pizza ended up being very similar to Human pizza.
One Norol, Frats'Ziolaka, used Tro'Stalka's design, and experimented with cooking. She eventually found a formula which made a good pizza, and sold it to other Loron. The pizza became so popular that Tro'Stalka killed Frats'Ziolaka, ate her, and claimed the cooking idea for his own. He became known as "da Pizzaboss", and he trained other Loron pizza boyz, who delivered and cooked pizza.
Pizza's name came from old Loron religion- when naming it, Loron decided to call it Pizza, meaning "food of Da Godz" in Da loroniz Spik. They believed it was the same food that Roz'Tah'Flok ate after winning the first cross-planet rally in Loron history. Tretakor, a Grimbolsaurian studier of Loron food, believed that there must be something in Loron genes that gives them an innate love of pizza, which, in fact, suggests that this belief is true.
A Pizza Party is a party when loron have pizza. It is a special occasion, and is usually for religious festivals or birthdays. Pizza Partys are nearly always for huge celebrations, and really expensive to Loron. During a religious Pizza party, it is Loron law to go to a Pizza hut and eat as much as possible, then participate in the Food Fightz afterwards.
Loron food is cooked and made by a Foodboy, or a Foodchik, the equivalent of a chef. The equivalent of a restaurant owner is a Foodboss, which refers to a Loron who has been voted the best cook, or beaten up the best cook, in Loron society. The place a Loron eat is known as a Foodyard, the equivalent of a restaurant, or a pub. The staff of a foodyard is often referred to as a a food gang.