“HEER US NAO
AN BELEEV US LATA”
- - Zr'An and K'ar
Zr'An and K'ar are recent additions to the Loron's pantheon and were created by accident by the actions of Brag'klogga, who had conducted a ritual intending on resurrecting the dead Vyro'Ralza called Kolossus - or Zr'An'Kar as he was known among Loron. For reasons unknown, the ritual resulted in Kolossus being reincarnated into Zr'An and K'ar, losing his memories and demonic properties while becoming a pair of Loron-like fifth dimensional creatures who embodied all the things the Loron praised Zr'An'Kar for.
Da Rogue Boyz quickly figured out they now essentially had two of their favorite deity and accepted the change, while Zr'An and K'ar departed; it is believed they now inhabit some small corner of Sequencium, where they pester the local Essentials but provide no real threat to them.
Zr'An and K'ar are twin brothers and virtually identical in appearance: each appears as a mighty and awesome Betta Loron of immense size and dark scaled hide - like that of a Vyro'Ralza -, with glaring red sclera, horns and wings. The Loron who worship them say they are 'da pinnacle of wat it meens ta be a gangsta'. The easiest way to tell the two apart from one another is that Zr'An has a glowing left eye, while K'ar has a glowing right one, with the other non-glowing eye of each being pitch black.
Zr'An and K'ar stem much of their personas from Kolossus', which lead the two godz to be extremely arrogant and full of themselves. Unlike Kolossus, however, they fully accept the worship they receive from the Loron and revel in their antics. According to the Loron, Zr'An and K'ar are "da sikkest badmans eva dont mess or imma shank ya moms mom".
In rare occasions, a small sliver of Kolossus may manifest in the Godz, causing them to speak out in his voice. Zr'An and K'ar themselves have no control over these outbursts or remember what they said during them, often leading them to become embarrassed about them.
Da Rogue Boyz reveres Zr'An and K'ar in virtually the same manner as they did to Zr'An'Kar, except they now to do it twice over since there are two of them. See Kolossus' role in Loron religion for details. Neither of them are acknowledged by the Loron under the Union Republic of Ottzello as they are outright unaware of their existence.
Unlike Zr'An'Kar, who simply was the God of War in general, the twin godz each encompass a side of warfare; Zr'An is the god of brawling and up-front combat, while K'ar is the god of gunz, bomz and war machines. When they are not being praised together, the Loron often forget which god is which and pick up fights among themselves over which one is the best, though these generally end with them claiming they are both the best (except their personal favorite is better).
“Your domesticated existence is accepted. I wish you well.”
- - Mac
“DA BEST GOD EVA ENDORSED MA PROTEIN SHAKE”