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BEST GOD EVA FITE ME IRL

- Zr'Ahgloth

Roz'Tah'Flok is the supreme Loron God. In reality, he is a Taldar elder.

HistoryEdit

Creation of the LoronEdit

Long ago, a few millenia, there was a rebellious Taldar named Roz-Ta-Flok, who was formerly a commander of the Taldari Guard. He was a young taldar in his prime, and sought fam. So he did the taldar duty; this was during the extinction, he fought (and sometimes won) many battles against powerful beings such as the Xhodocto. he then came across a planet, known as Groodrub.

Now he found the Norol, and felt sorry for them. They were a young race, after all, quite smart. So he gave them a military, the Loron, who were extremely strong. Now when the Loron evolved thanks to the Norol, he changed his species and energy, so as to avoid being hunted down. Eventually, he had totally become a new deity. However, he still had the Chronoscopic Energy, and traded it for godlike energy. This he also used to create other Loron godz. However, being changed to Loron, so did his brain, and he became one of the barbaric people, but immortal. he had gained immortality, but lost his sanity. Today Loron rap and tell tales about this tragedy that led to one of the worst races in history.

Source: Taldar logs

After the Loron were corrupted and became bad, the Taldar elder was banished, and given an old form.

Perils of OttzelloEdit

DCP/Loron War

The Taldar elder was involved in the DCP/Loron War at the end, discovered by Valzo and Warlord Titanozor. He took the mortals to the Taldar realm, where he recided for a while, and was given a new form. He was later sent back on banishment, tld to help the Ottzelloans out.

Third Ottzello Galacic War / Second War of Black Fog
Real Roz

Roz'Tah'Flok appears to Zr'Ahgloth in the Second War of Black Fog

In the Third Ottzello Galacic War, he was told to make the Loron join UNO, but UNO later initiated them in their new nation. Kolossus, using huge amounts of Dark Chronoscopic, captured him, so that Shu'rimrodir could take over.

Later, Mac and Titanozor freed him, and he helped them defeat Shu'wokerama, and he helped turn the Loron against the Corruptus. He failed to convert the Loron'Kikra, who still belieed Shu'rimrodir was the real Roz'Tah'Flok.

MythologyEdit

Many Myths and legends surround this ancient god. Loron have billions of stories about him, who he is, and what he is like. What is known is that the Loron majorly misunderstood him. The following will list loron myths:

CreationEdit

On da very first day dat good stuff was about ta come to life, dere was da god Roz'Tah'Flok. Now how he was born was cuz da Taldar Boyz made him out of two carz dat was lying around ynno cos dey got blown up. So wat ya got is dis fella. now hes da best god eva and yanno wat he done first he went round da ooniverse an killed all of da rubbish godz dat wasent loron he missed a few cos dey was too small ta be killed.

Now wen he got bored he went ta some planet I forgot were but he went dere an started out Da Chikz. Basically dey was just dere dey was thikos an dey was weak so he made Da Boyz den Da Boyz became da best den he went off agen ta go fight some more godz. Oh damn I forgot da part were he becamelike all powerful an all dat cos dere was sumfing on dis planet dat he really wanted cos it was shiny so he grabbed it an he made all da ova Loron Godz an dats why he so powerful.

Source- Loron Tales

Beating the other godsEdit

Well yanno wat Roz'Tah'Flok he saw all dem ova gods an dey was actin like all bad an all dat but really dey was just dumb den. So wat he done da god Zr'An'Kar was actin all hard an stuff but he was strong tho basically he goes "ROZ MAN I IS GONNA KILL YAS DUMBO I IS BETTA" and roz got all mad an stuff so yanno wat dey have a gang bang. Zr'An'kar got all his boyz which was Da loron Fighta Booyz but Roz'Tah'Flok got da godz so dey decide dat dem two just fight each ova cos dis was wen da Loronz wasnt very good. Dey ave a massive fight but in da end Roz'tah'Flok won cos he shot him wiv da staff fingy yanno Da Loron Staff of Powa yanno?? And den Roz'tah'Flok smashed Zr'An'kors hed wiv it so dat dere was no war fer a bit den all da Loronz got mad so Roz'Tah'Flok brought Zr'An'Kar bak ta life ennit?? So we got all da fightin and da good stuff.

Universe' EndEdit

Well yano wat peeps da ooniverse is gonna die soon yanno why cos da godz is bored of it an so dey gonna make it go boom. Basically da godz all get togeva, dey make a massive bom, den dey press boom.

CharacteristicsEdit

Taldar Elder

The Taldar Elder, Roz'Tah'Flok's real form

The following are based on Loron descriptions:

PersonalityEdit

HES A BADMAN. DONT YA DARE MESS WIV HIM.

AppearanceEdit

ROZ TAH FLOK LOOKS ALL RUFF AN TUFF MAN DONT YA DARE MESS WIV HIM YA LOSA.

AbilitiesEdit

HE CAN GET HIS HUGE CAR YEH AND RUN YOO OVA. HE OFTEN DOES DIS TA XHODDIE BOYZ DAT ANNOY HIM.

EquipmentEdit

SHUT UP MAN HE AINT TELLIN YOO YA LOSA.

ReligionEdit

Loron worshipping of Roz'Tah'Flok is an important day in the Loron Calender. It was accidentl made three times a year, and only intended to be one.

RoleEdit

They worship him with pretty much their lives. When not thinking about flirting, getting bling, dissing people, their next rap or fighting, they're thinking about Roz'Tah'Flok. He is the god that they believe created Da Loron Boyz, and his best attack is running people over in his mega car and summoning the chocolate cake. They believe that in the apocalypse he will run all gods over driving his car and run over creation which will be flattened then he will take the flat ground, which has turned to paper, and use it to create the universe again. He has been known as "Da Chuck Norris Killa".

ReveranceEdit

As the Loron say

BWAHAHAHA THIS GOD WILL PWN ALL!!!!! HE CAN RUN YOU OVER IN HIS CAR AND SUMMON DA EVIL CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS GOD IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE HE CAN DESTROY THE WORLD BY SAYING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the Ottzello internet, it is said: This is untrue (citation needed).

Truth

Roz'Tah'Flok is, as you an see, highly respected figure in Loron society, more highly respected than any other individual besides oneself. This is particularly true of the Unified Nation of Ottzello Loron; Da Rogue Boyz cesaed worship of Roz'Tah'Flok, as the Loron'Kikra were made to believe that Shu'rimrodir, not the Taldar Elder, was the real Roz'Tah'Flok. Later, when the Loron'Kikra were revived and joined Da Rogue Boyz, Roz'Tah'Flok was declared a 'losa god', and Kolossus- Zr'An'Kar- was declared a 'betta godboss man'.

CommunicationEdit

Roz'Tah'Flok can only be communicated to through raps, apparently, unless Roz'Tah'Flok hasn;t eaten pizza on Wednesday. Which makes no sense.

CeremoniesEdit

Loron worship this god in many ways; such as:

  • Feasts- they will hunt down as many creatures as possible to eat (this often results in wars and extinction)
  • Raps- Loron create raps about him and sing them nearly all day
  • Sacrifices- Loron sacrifice another Loron and often fight over it
  • Fights- Loron fight another being and defeat is, as re-enactment of when Roz'Tah'Flok did the same to gods

This results in:

  • Losing friends
  • Extinction
  • War
  • Death

The Roz'Tah'Flok Pizza Party is a day celebrated on "Da tewnty ninf of da tenf" on the Loron calendar. More Coming soon

QuotesEdit

BEST GOD EVA. DONT MESS.

- Zr'Ahgloth

OMD MAN UR DUM SHU'ULATHOI IS SO MUCH COOLA

- Hagto'Zhl
SHUT UP MAN HES A DUMBO
- Zr'Ahgloth

Well, Roz-Ta-Flok, I see you have a huge ego.

- Random Vyro'Narza

Next time we meet, you shall be cursed into nothing.

- Kolossus

GalleryEdit

Da Loron stoof
WEZ DA REAL LORONZ MAN DONT REED DAT UNO STOOF ITS DUM
OI BOLD MEENS SPESHUL STOOF
WE IS DA REAL COOL LORONZ DA ROGUE BOYZ IS DUM DONT REED DEM
WE IZ DA DEFFMARCH BOYZ AN WE IS DA BEST COS WE WIV DA MALI'NAR YA DUMBOS
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