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Reljon? wat da hell is dat? oh godz. yeh deres gods fer us. Dere betta dan yours. Oh, am i ment ta be worshippin dem? dats why i kill yas.

- Zr'Ahgloth

The Loron have several gods. They worship them with huge sacrifices, except "Da Rubbish Godz", which they despise. The Loron originally read about them from the Norol description, yet they later changed their mind, and made them more Loronic! Loron got the majority of their language from them. However- don't talk to them about religion. They don't know what it means.

Da Propa Big GodzEdit

These are the gods in which the Loron hugely respect. There aren't that many, though.

Roz'Tah'FlokEdit

Main article: Roz'Tah'Flok
  • Role: Main Loron god
  • Recognition: BEST GOD EVA
  • Reality: A Taldar elder who was involved in their origins and creation
  • Weapons: Da propa sik staff
  • Defense: His skin is siad to be tougher than 'any dum metal eva'
  • Tools: The Staff is a tool which is said to be able to do anything, like turn his enemies into pizza

Roz'Tah'Flok, in Loron religion, is the Loron god. They worship him with pretty much their lives. When not thinking about flirting, getting bling, dissing people, their next rap or fighting, they're thinking about worshipping Roz'Tah'Flok. He is the god that they believe created Da Loron Boyz.

In the Unified Nation of Ottzello's Loron, he is declared the Supreme God, and was supreme god among all Loron prior to the Second War of Black Fog. Da Rogue Boyz ceased worshuip of Roz'Tajh'Flok, calling him a 'stoopid dumbo'.

Gren'Dil'KussEdit

  • Role: Main Norol goddess
  • Recognition: DA BOSS OF DA CHIKZ
  • Reality: The first Norol, and one given Gyronic powers by the Taldar elder
  • Weapons: CHIKZ DONT HAV WEPONZ DUMBO
  • Defense: She is said to be invincible, as long as Roz'Tah'Flok is alive, which he apparently 'always is'
  • Tools: SHUT UP HOW WULD I KNO?, is the most common answer by Loron priests

The only Loron goddess, Gren'Dil'Kuss is the Norol Goddess. She is not as well worshipped as Roz'Tah'Flok, but is seen as an important figure in Loron religion.

Da Big GodzEdit

These Gods are important,

Zr'An'KarEdit

  • Role: God of War
  • Recognition: STRONGEST BOSS BUT A WANNABE MAN HE TRIED TA KILL ROZ TAH FLOK
  • Reality: Kolossus
  • Weapons: DA CHAINSAW/SWORD FINGY
  • Defense: 'Da sikkest sheeld eva'
  • Tools: DA BOMZ

Zr'Ah'Kar is the Loron God of War. In Loron religion, he's the angriest, nastiest God, and with lots of bling. He rips apart titans, kills dozens of non-lorons, and uses several weird and wacky weapons.

Zr'An'Kar is, in fact, Kolossus. He is worshipped as supreme god among Da Rogue Boyz, and not worshipped at all among the UNO Loron.

Tra'Kol'ZuhrEdit

  • Role: God of Rap
  • Recognition: DA SIKKEST RAPPA EVA
  • Reality: The first Loron rapper, and arugably the best
  • Weapons: HIS RHYMES CAN TURN A PLANET TA DUST
  • Defense: HIS RHYMES IS TOO TUFF
  • Tools: DA BEETMAKA

Tra'Kol'Zuhr is the Loron God of Raps. He is described as just about the coolest of the Loron. He is known for "cussing people down" and "ddissing them bad" and has left several others in tears.

Ran'Torh'KanEdit

  • Role: God of Bling
  • Recognition: DA BLING BOSS
  • Reality: Mac, who taught the ancient Loron the concept of currency
  • Weapons: He is said to have a knife of gold
  • Defense: His bling is meant to be invincible
  • Tools: DA MINING FINGY

The Loron God of Bling, Ran'Torh'Kan knows his gold and shiny stuff, Loron legends say that he makes gold appear by yelling "DA BLING!!!!!!!" and then the planet rains gold. It has also been suggested that he made planets have gold and metals in them, and that he is so covered in gold that he reflects sunlight into enemies' eyes and they're blind and they die.

Grol'Tuk'KaEdit

  • Role: God of Food
  • Recognition: DA PIZZA MAN
  • Reality: The Loron who discovered pizza and claimed it as his own
  • Weapons: DA PIZZA CUTTA
  • Defense: SHUT UP HOW WULD I KNO?, is the most common answer by Loron priests
  • Tools: SHUT UP HOW WULD I KNO?, is the most common answer by Loron priests

This god is Loron God of Food. He hunts everyday and wears dead animals, also he stuffs himself with food 24/7. It has been said that when he touches food a thousand tmes more of it appears. He has slaves that do farming to make animals fat so he can eat them. In fact Loron thank him after a good meal by singing the Grol'Tuk'Ka rap.

Da Little GodzEdit

These are gods that the Loron don't like and often make raps dissing them. Note: Most of them were forgotten

CghagbdlsjnEdit

A God that, like many others, they hate so much they didn't give them a proper name, this God was God of Something That The Lorons Forgot ( Many joke he is the god of proper grammar it makes sense... )

Hit'Ya'bakEdit

Hit'Ya'Bak, Loron god of Peace, is often hated because he wasn't a good god and because he is for wimps.

Flo'To'DoEdit

Flo'To'Do, God of Turning The Tap On, is a recent god who none of them like, as they constantly forget to do this, and don't know what a tap is.

HnufsoghjoihgnuikjdEdit

This most hated of Loron gods, this is God of Being Naked. Disgraced by all Loron, as they wonder WHAT DA HELL is wrong with that?

We'Forgot'YaEdit

A god who people hated sooo much they no longer know about it.

Roz'Tah'FlokEdit

No- actually this god is most hated. Why? He is declared a name stealer. However, this was stupid, as it's just because Roz'Tah'Flok was accidentally written twice on Da Godz Sheet.

NotesEdit

TriviaEdit

  • None of the Loron Godz (besides Roz'tah'Flok and Zr'An'Kar) actually exist in the universe
Da Loron stoof
WEZ DA REAL LORONZ MAN DONT REED DAT UNO STOOF ITS DUM
OI BOLD MEENS SPESHUL STOOF
WE IS DA REAL COOL LORONZ DA ROGUE BOYZ IS DUM DONT REED DEM
WE IZ DA DEFFMARCH BOYZ AN WE IS DA BEST COS WE WIV DA MALI'NAR YA DUMBOS
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