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Evolution[]

Barney's descendants diverged from other barneyans very early. Ever since that lineage split, the barney lineage became more and more carnivorous. They can still have plants, like the ones that are used for crack, cocaine, and tobacco. They also eat nuts. They wiped out some of their prey recently.

Biology[]

The Barney species has a strange body plan. Both gender's reproductive systems include parts of a male human's reproductive system. They have a thick layer of fat and can secrete horrible stenches through their sweat glands. They are cold blooded, however and the sweat gland is just convergent evolution. They have no relations to synapsid reptiles. They have chewing plates to replace teeth. They also have strong tails.

History[]

The Barnies were led by several leaders during their course of reign. One of their leaders, Barnetropolis I expanded the Barney Empire 2,000,000,000 Parsecs wider than before. He warred with the Sausegian over the course of his life. When he died, he left the throne to Barnetropolis II. Barnetropolis II began the Great War when he bombed the Paradise Coast of the Lizardman Empire. He continued to fight on until the Lizardmen and their Allies began a combined offensive to drive out the Barnies. Barnetropolis II died of natural causes, and Barnetropolis III was killed in a Shuttle fight with Lizardman Spaceships in the end of the Great War. The Barney Empire ended when Barnetropolis IV died at age 2, which showed the climax of the Great War and the end of the empire.

Aftermath[]

On Barnetropolis IV's death, the Barney Empire ended. It was split up between the Lizardmen and the Furbies. When the two enflamed in war during the War of the Barney Succession, the Lizardmen got the better of the Furbies, and all of the ex-Barney Empire was now under control of the Lizardmen.

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