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WE LORONZ LOVE EXPLOSIONS. WHAI? I DUNT HAV TA TELL YAS WE JUS DO OK? EXPLOSIVES MAKE DA BOOMZ AND DAT MAKES DA BOYZ HAPPI. AND DA BIGGEST BOOMZ BELONG TO DA PROPA BIG BOOMER BOSS ZALK'DON. DA DON OF BOMZ. ANY LORON WHO DISRESPECTS BOMZ IS GONNA GET BLOWN UP

- Unknown Booma Boy

Zalk'don is a member of the Dark Loron race who serves as one of the Speshul Warbosses of Da Rogue Boyz, serving as the leader of the Loron known as the Boomerz. Among the most insane of the Rogue Warbosses, Zalk'don is completely obsessed with explosives and sets them off at each and every opportunity, more often than not putting himself and his friends in danger though at the end, they all find fun in his antics.

A bane for the enemies of Da Rogue Boyz, Zalk'don is reckless, bloodthirsty and embodies all of the most dreadful quality of his Booma Boyz in one package - he loves exploding everything that may be in his path the most violent way possible, and will not stop until he either runs out of ammo or out of enemies to destroy.

History[]

As a Loron'Kikra[]

Zalk'don was one of the millions of Loron'Kikra brought to the Onuris Universe by Kolossus during the Second War of Black Fog. His original Loron counterpart was Kol'danz, a Boomer Warboss who was killed by Fre'kloar during Da Rebellion. In comparison to his common counterpart, Zalk'don possessed a largely identical life before his arrival to this universe.

During Da Moovment, Fre'kloar attempted to look for Loron'Kikra to add to his gang, and stumbled upon Zalk'don. While he bested him in combat and had his allegiance for a while, him and other Loron'Kikra would eventually turn on him due to being under the service of the Corruptus at the time. Upon Kolossus' death, however, the Loron'Kikra were erased from the timeline, causing Zalk'don to disappear as well.

As a Dark Loron[]

Brag'klogga was one of the first generation of Dark Loron, who came to be as a consequence of Da Rampage. Now freed of the Corruptus' influence, him and the other Dark Loron would join up permanently with Da Rogue Boyz, with Zalk'don quickly establishing himself as the ultimate Boom Boss of Da Boomerz. He would go on to have a multitude of strange adventures with the other Loron for the following years, gaining a rivalry with UNOC member Vaktyl in the process.

Characteristics[]

Appearance[]

Zalk'don appears as a muscular Betta Dark Loron, often seen wearing an outfit which serves as armor against his own explosives. Zalk'don is middle-aged by Loron standards and is filled with scars from his many "experiments" with explosives, which can be summed as him exploding himself for the sake of learning how much it hurts. Zalk'don also wears a helmet he refers to as "Da Bling Helm", which he considers his most prized item after his explosives.

Personality[]

Zalk'don is among one of the most single-minded Dark Loron who are part of Da Speshul Warbosses. To him, nearly every problem can be solved with "blow it up wiv a big enuff bom". Very belligerent, he will never hesitate in causing destruction regardless of the reason - he might want to destroy a city to kill his enemies or just because he is in a really bad mood. However, Zalk'don has great care for the Leedas and Warbosses, who he considers his "boom buddies", but still often threatens to blow Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza up from time to time when he is unhappy.

Abilities[]

Zalk'don, like all adult Dark Loron, sports immense physical strength which allows him to take hits and hit hard back against virtually any opponents. He is equipped with a heavy armor and several missile launchas and bomz designed by Kal'kuir for maximum destruction potential. Like all Dark Loron, he is also resistant against demonic essences and against chemicals due to prolonged exposure to them. Zalk'don sports a shanka for melee combat, and is also known for using his missiles launchas as rudimentary jetpacks, which while nowhere as safe or precise as the equipment used by the Jetpakkaz, still allows him to fly considerable distances.

Relations[]

Allies[]

Green facePEEPZ TA SHARE DA BOMZ WIV but deyr mostly mine tho

Neutral[]

Yellow facedo yoo wanna get blown up? cours yoo do idiot

  • N/A

Enemies[]

Red faceYA SO DUM PREPARE TA BE EXPLODED

  • Vaktyl - GUNZ IS NUFFIN WEN YA GOT BOOMZ LIEK MINE

Quotes[]

I'll outgun you anyday.

- Vaktyl

Notes[]

Gallery[]

Appearances[]

Da Loron stoof
WEZ DA REAL LORONZ MAN DONT REED DAT UNO STOOF ITS DUM
OI BOLD MEENS SPESHUL STOOF
WE IS DA REAL COOL LORONZ DA ROGUE BOYZ IS DUM DONT REED DEM
WE IZ DA DEFFMARCH BOYZ AN WE IS DA BEST COS WE WIV DA MALI'NAR YA DUMBOS
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