“WE LORONZ LOVE EXPLOSIONS. WHAI? I DUNT HAV TA TELL YAS WE JUS DO OK? EXPLOSIVES MAKE DA BOOMZ AND DAT MAKES DA BOYZ HAPPI. AND DA BIGGEST BOOMZ BELONG TO DA PROPA BIG BOOMER BOSS ZALK'DON. DA DON OF BOMZ. ANY LORON WHO DISRESPECTS BOMZ IS GONNA GET BLOWN UP”
- - Unknown Booma Boy
Zalk'don is a member of the Dark Loron race who serves as one of the Speshul Warbosses of Da Rogue Boyz, serving as the leader of the Loron known as the Boomerz. Among the most insane of the Rogue Warbosses, Zalk'don is completely obsessed with explosives and sets them off at each and every opportunity, more often than not putting himself and his friends in danger though at the end, they all find fun in his antics.
A bane for the enemies of Da Rogue Boyz, Zalk'don is reckless, bloodthirsty and embodies all of the most dreadful quality of his Booma Boyz in one package - he loves exploding everything that may be in his path the most violent way possible, and will not stop until he either runs out of ammo or out of enemies to destroy. Zalk'don's acts of destruction have made him a wanted figure across the galaxy, with empires such as the Unified Nation of Ottzello, the Draconid Imperium and the Zoles Imperium all being victims of his attacks.
Zalk'don was one of the millions of Loron'Kikra brought to this timeline by Kolossus during the Second War of Black Fog. His original Loron counterpart was a Boom Boss of a rogue empire killed by Fre'kloar years ago, during his rebellion. While the Third Ottzello Galactic War was occurring, Da Rogue Boyz were in Da Moovment. At this time, Zalk'don was one of the Loron'Kikra working for The Corruptus. However, when Da Rogue Boyz moved to the Milky Way Galaxy, and discovered him, they fought him and beat him in battle. Zalk'don joined Da Rogue Boyz, until Kolossus was defeated and the Loron'Kikra were erased from time.
After the Dark Loron were given life and joined Da Rogue Boyz, Zalk'don united all the Boom Boyz he could and did what he does best: started to blow stuff up. His massive explosions were beautiful in Loron eyes, which attracted the attention of Fre'kloar and his Warbosses. Zalk'don was then invited to join them, and gladly accepted. Since then, Zalk'don has been in many adventures with the rest of the Leedas and Warbosses, always keeping his bombs at hand for when he feels like using them.
Zalk'don appears as a normal member of the Dark Loron race, often seen wearing an outfit which serves as armor against his own explosives. Zalk'don is middle-aged by Loron standards and is filled with scars from his many "experiments" with explosives, which can be summed as him exploding himself for the sake of learning how much it hurts. Zalk'don also wears a helmet he refers to as "Da Bling Helm", which he considers his most prized item after his explosives.
Zalk'don is among one of the most single-minded Dark Loron who are part of Da Speshul Warbosses. To him, nearly every problem can be solved with "blow it up wiv a big enuff bom". Very belligerent, he will never hesitate in causing destruction regardless of the reason - he might want to destroy a city to kill his enemies or just because he is in a really bad mood. However, Zalk'don has great care for the Leedas and Warbosses, who he considers his "boom buddies", but still often threatens to blow Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza up from time to time when he is unhappy.
Zalk'don, like all adult Dark Loron, sports immense physical strength which allows him to take hits and hit hard back against virtually any opponents. He is equipped with a heavy armor and several missile launchas and bomz designed by Kal'kuir for maximum destruction potential. Like all Dark Loron, he is also resistant against demonic essences and against chemicals due to prolonged exposure to them. Zalk'don sports a shanka for melee combat, and is also known for using his missiles launchas as rudimentary jetpacks, which while nowhere as safe or precise as the equipment used by the Jetpakkaz, still allows him to fly considerable distances.
- Da Leedas - yoo direct me to where ta boom
- Da Poshiez - YOR GONNA LOVE DESE BOOMZ
- Da Warbosses - BIG BADDA BOOM
- Ray'loth - sik boss i kno him fer a while
- Voa'reak - I CAN FLY TOO REMEMBA
- Kal'kuir - MA BOOMZ IS SIKKA DAN YOR GUNZ
- Knar'gank - QUIET LOSA SO STOOPID WHAI WULD A SNEEKA BE A WARBOSS ANYWAY
- Naktor'zak - YOR TANK MAKES SIK BOOMZ
- Brag'klogga - woah man calm down seriously all yoo do is ramble random stoof all day
- Drizz'pyrokirk - wats da point of burnin stoof if yor not gonna blow it up?
- Billig Oltauris - zaarkhun reely let himself go lmao
“I'll outgun you anyday.”
- - Vaktyl
- Third Ottzello Galactic War
- Da Moovment (First appearance)
- Clash of the Crimelords
- Second Borealis Galactic War
- Ice Age
- Da Ice Cube Trials
- Settlin Da Score