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Mentally unstable. Unfit for the military. Would cause more damage to allies than to enemies. Subject is to be sent to a mental institution in order to receive treatment. Repeat: unfit for the military.

- Official Spinker Empire reports

Koluap Cardoni is a famous Spinker soldier who serves as the highest authority of his people's military and as one of the Loyal Admirals of the Indoctrinate Collective. Famed across the stars for being mentally insane yet still serving under the navy of the Spinker race, Koluap's quirky mannerisms and misadventures went from his home galaxy to even the depths of Inferno as he fought face-to-face with the Xhodocto themselves.

Koluap's madness was born out of a tragic spaceship crash during his early days, though the tyrannic emperor at the time found it more constructive to keep him in service rather than to get him actual psychological aid. This eventually led to Koluap becoming the greatest warrior of Spinker history, as despite his disturbed demeanor, he is still lucid enough to distinguish good from bad, for to him, everyone who was bad deserved to be dunked in magma.

History[]

Past[]

Koluap dreamed about being a captain since his youth. He was an average Spinker like all others when he finally got his captain title. However, an accident involving the crashing of his spaceship caused him to lose most of his sanity, forcing him to be retired into an asylum for the next five years. For this time, Koluap was plagued by monstrous hallucinations which tortured him for a long time until, out of pure will and stubbornness, he managed to deal with their existence. Koluap's determination caused the current Spinker dictator to order him to return to the military to test his abilities, which were proven to have been greatly improved by his new unpredictable nature.

He got his captain title back, and caused the destruction of several smaller empires. He got particularly bloodthirsty in the empire's war against the Ernai Empire, where he risked his life to destroy their homeworld. Koluap refers to these as the best years of his life. When the empire was taken over by Windey Spinkarius, Koluap started to follow more diplomatic ways and became overall a more controlled person. Koluap was one of the land troops who fought in the Battle for Planet Kaizox, being a friend of Drakley Charil, supreme commander of the Dracogonarious Empire. Around this time, Koluap also came across Uriel Ultanos XV during one of his his travels, developing a brief but true friendship with him.

Corruptus and Tabescere Wars[]

Koluap was one of the major heroes of the Second War of Black Fog, and a notable individual during the War of Claim. At the beginning of the war, Koluap joined forces with Jerkon to combat the Corruptus, leading the Spinker's forces on the war against the demons. At the same time, Koluap also helped lead the alliance against the growing Tabescere threat, showing much phobia toward the zombies. When Project Indoctrination was introduced, Koluap volunteered to donate his genetic material, leading to the birth of Maryah. During this time, Koluap's relationship with Windey Spinkarius became much deeper. As the war progressed, Koluap met with the legendary Kicathian captain Kithworto. Possibly thanks to their somewhat similar personalities, the two maintained a friendly relationship. Later, Koluap also met and became friends with Tyraz, the two fighting together both against the Tabescere and the Loron'Kikra. Following the death of Kolossus, Koluap, Jerkon and Herquie led the allied forces against the Marinoxidiz.

Koluap was later present in the final battle of the War of Claim, where he helped Tyraz Breek and his allies in putting an end on Moxix, and later fought Shu'rimrodir himself in the Realm of Dreams. When the Dracogonarious, Spinker and Bonio reformed into the Indoctrinate Collective, Koluap was chosen to be one of its first Royal Admirals.

Great Cyrannus War and Amemorian[]

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Koluap and Jerkon meet Apollo

Koluap later embarked to the Cyrannus Galaxy to fight in the second year of the Great Cyrannus War. He, along with Jerkon, got a chance to talk to Apollo in person, and after this, centered his efforts in stopping the Neraida Empire from causing more damage to the Republic. Koluap's participation was minor, though he developed a hatred toward the Neraida Marinox Khuenaten, failing to take him down in more than one occasion. Koluap later married Windey Spinkarius, something which most of their shared friends agreed was a long time coming.

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Koluap at Tyraz and Iovera's wedding

Koluap later travelled once again to the Cyrannus Galaxy, where he would assist in rescuing Apollo from the Neraida Gigamatrix. Joining forces with experienced soldiers such as Willelmus Cretacea and Voro Acetenus, Koluap aided in saving his Libertus friend from the clutches of the Neraida. With his mission complete, Koluap returned to the Milky Way.

Koluap was also a guest on Tyraz and Iovera's wedding, where he wished luck for Tyraz's future by exchanging several Spinker traditions with him. At this day, Koluap met once more with Apollo and Kithworto and met Arkarixus for the first time. He found out about the possibility of the Xhodocto returning, and volunteered himself to help defeat them if it was really the case.

Tantummodo Mortem[]

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Koluap at Anatezc-ji 0

Koluap was one of the first individuals to join the infiltration team during the Tantummodo Mortem, with the objective of weakening the Dominion of the Xhodocto from inside out. In a contrast to the rest of the group, Koluap retained an almost cheerful, belligerent attitude through the mission, openly challenging demons and Dominion soldiers up front, and being delighted to be in another adventure with both Kithworto and Apollo. During the team's trip through Inferno, Koluap attempted to attack Theruskrayathos, but was stopped by Arkarixus. After the group left Inferno and invaded a minor Dominion planet, Koluap killed several Dominion soldiers with the Xhodocto Axe he obtained during the Mahanaya Vault exploration, claiming he did not have a chance to test it by that time. By the time friendly reinforcements arrived, Koluap was also delighted by Macin Xermilin's arrival, but was quickly berated by the elderly Klamb for not calling her sooner.

Going through many planes of Chaos and facing all kinds of demonic threats, Koluap's team eventually succeeded in their mission, and the Spinker returned to the Milky Way galaxy. Koluap would later take part of an infiltration of the Draconizane's home universe for the purpose of rescuing Tyraz, and while him and his team succeeded their mission, the event ended with the Spinker gaining a strong resentment for his former friend; he shed no tears for Tyraz when he later perished at the end of the Golden Movement.

Characteristics[]

Appearance[]

Koluap appears as a male of the Spinker race, considered of below average height. Under his skin, he has a number of cybernetic enhancements which included armored scales and mechanical organs which allowed him feats such as great physical strength and breathing underwater. Koluap's attire is typical to that of the Spinker race's admirals, who are considered their highest ranking warriors and soldiers. Due to his advanced age, wrinkles are visible across Koluap's body, most predominantly near his eyes.

Personality[]

Koluap is rather infamous for his extremely quirky demeanor; he is considered clinically insane by Spinker doctors, and many treat his presence in the military as something incredibly irresponsible. This madness takes the form of strange obsessions - he is noted to be somewhat of a pyromaniac - and a bloodthirsty behavior, though he is considered lucid enough to be able to tell friend from foe and protects his friends with utmost loyalty. He is also known for his hatred for religions, considered antitheistic even for a Spinker; the mere mention of Spode is enough to send him into a rage.

Abilities[]

Koluap is a war veteran with nearly eight hundred years of experience. He is specialized in ground combat, and while he isfit to lead spaceships, he prefers to do the former as he finds it more thrilling. Koluap's weapon of choice is an advanced equivalent of a double-barreled shotgun with customizable ammunition, which ranges from typical pulse and plasma fire to incendiary ammo, which is Koluap's favorite. The shotgun is also fit to fire Pseudothoi rounds in order to combat demonic entities.

Relations[]

Family[]

LoveRelationMy life would be nothing without you.

  • Windey Spinkarius - She is the most precious thing in my life.
  • Maryah - Look at my girl, all grown up! And retired! How lazy!

Friends[]

Green faceLet's get drunk and shoot something! Doesn't have to be in that order either!

  • Jerkon - My best mate! Also the one who bites back the hardest.
  • Herquie - Pretty rough, and that's how I like it! Wait, that sounded wrong.
  • Kithworto - Does he exist? Or did I hallucinate all that? It's hard to tell.
  • Mimi - I will eat you if you don't stop looking so delicious.
  • Apollo - My favorite president! Sorry about your window by the way.
  • Thea'Nhirara - She is so shiny! ... Aaah, my eyes!

Allies[]

Blue faceHello! I don't dislike your existence!

  • Titanozor - A Spinker in a Grimbolsaurian's body!
  • Hachiman - I still have no idea what the heck you are!
  • Arkarixus - Can you lend me your body? I wanna throttle spaceships too.
  • Voro Acetenus - Wow, a zealot I don't hate! I'm getting too old for this.

Neutral[]

Yellow faceWhatcha want? Don't make me shoot you in the foot and/or forehead.

  • Uriel Ultanos - I knew your dad, somehow. You're kinda sorta like him.
  • Iovera IX - Spode sucks. Never speak to me again.
  • Sarec - You and Hachi are just friends, right? Right?
  • Kalcedia Myran - Back off, bubblegum woman. I'm a married man.
  • Kezoreg - Hey, how flammable are you? Just curious.

Hostile[]

Orange faceYou're asking for it, brother. Don't test me.

  • N/A

Enemies[]

Red faceOOH, I'M GONNA FREAKIN' KILL YA!

  • Shu'rimrodir - You and your demon cronies can make a line in front of my shotgun.
  • Xhodocto - I don't care what you are, I will set you on fire.
  • High Inquisitor Arsac - Oh great! Now we have an excuse to kill that awful zealot!
  • Kordan - Can you, like, leave? Forever, preferably.

Quotes[]

There used to be a time when I absolutely detested Koluap. Now I only detest him when he is being irresponsible. Which is roughly 80% of the time. An... interesting best friend.

- Jerkon

Oh father, you embarrass me everywhere I go...

- Maryah

Stop screeching everywhere and fight proper, you clown... It's for your own good.

- Herquie

Mistakes and regrets bombard the tattered barracks of life, unrelenting and unending; aye, one of the more devastating bombshells dropped upon my path was the one that tore apart and upturned the seeds of friendship we had once sewn.

- Tyraz

Pay with money, or pay with blood. Joke.

- Iovera IX

You'd better pay me for those superheated liquids...

- Kithworto

Yes, have your revenge... turn on them... kill them... kill them ALL...

- Sanktanaar Divin-Ra

It was an honour to fight alongside you, unstable one.

- Voro Acetenus

Friend of the creators!

- The Adjunct

An old friend of my father's and a dependable warrior. I'm surprised he was allowed on the field, however.

- Uriel Ultanos

I like keeping the human company, so what? Doesn't make me a masochist.

- Sarec

Whenever he next visits, I really should hide the valuables.

- Apollo

I like your attitude lady. You remind me of a young Erissare. Sensual, voluptuous, desperately looking for superheated liquids to pour over your body.

- Erissare

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