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|titles=Grand Mandator
 
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|race={{creature|Basileus}}<br>1/17th {{creature|Grimbolsaurian}} (<small>claim</small>)
 
|gender=Female
 
|gender=Female
 
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|hometown={{planet|Vasuband}}<br>{{planet|Incunabula}} (<small>claim</small>)
|dob=47 BNE
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|dob=47 BNE<br>20 BNE (<small>claim</small>)
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|height=3.1 metres<br>1.2 kilometres (<small>claim—only on weekends</small>)
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|policy=''Never let anything distract you from winning.''
 
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*Mandatory caning for obedient/disobedient children/adults.
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*Mandatory self-taxidermic classes for all over the age of sixty.
 
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{{quote|This whole thing would have been over far more quickly if our favourite Grand Mandator was involved. The number of times Erissare single-handedly brought peace to a Gigaquadrant ravaged by rampaging space-hobos? Eleven.|Erissare, referring to {{fiction|Da Reckoning}}}}
{{quote|Sorry I can't talk, I'm receiving transmissions from several peer-reviewed science journals who wish to study an interesting biological phenomenon. Erissare Súlvesatiel has near-constant flair ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious brilliance.|Erissare}}
 
'''Erissare Súlvesatiel''' is a female {{creature|Basileus}} that serves as the [[Fiction:Galactic Empire of Cyrannus|Imperial]] Grand Mandator for former {{creature|Basileus}}-controlled space after {{captain|Imperator Tyranus}} died in an attempted coup against the [[Fiction:Tyrómairon|Emperor]]. Erissare is popular with her people, but is seen as a villainous pain in the tail for many of her fellow Mandators due to her outspoken demeanor and tendency to dominate weaker peers with her more dominant personality.
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'''Erissare''' is a female {{creature|Basileus}} who serves as the [[Fiction:Galactic Empire of Cyrannus|Imperial]] Grand Mandator of the Southern [[Fiction:Cyrannus Galaxy/Outer Rim|Outer Rim]], ruling from the Basileus homeworld of {{planet|Vasuband}}. An eccentric, though brutally effective leader, Erissare usurped the position upon the death of {{captain|Tyranus}} during his attempted coup against the [[Fiction:Tyrómairon|Emperor]], and retained it in exile throughout the reign of {{captain|Tyermaillin}}, before emerging as the leader of the Basileus once more upon the end of the {{fiction|New Cyrandia Wars}}. Vindictive, egotistical and extremely petty, Erissare has an outspoken demeanor and a tendency to dominate others with her alpha dominant personality, barraging her foes, real or imaginary, with a wave of insults which leave none standing.
   
As Grand Mandator, Erissare has a permanent residence on {{planet|Orbispira}}, where she resides for most of the year, while often making an annual trip to the Basileus homeworld of {{planet|Vasuband}} in an attempt to connect with the "common folk". Erissare, unlike many Basileus, often tries to manipulate the lower echelons of society into supporting her while in private, she is a highly critical person who enjoys verbal abusing anyone in sight.
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As Grand Mandator, Erissare has a permanent residence on {{planet|Orbispira}}, built above the demolished ruin of a haunted Asgord sanctuary, where she resides for most of the year, only travelling to Vasuband to attend the annual peasant race. Her unique personality has prompted accusations that Erissare is insane, tortured into madness by the failure of her one-woman HoloNet movie, ''Erissare: The Erissare Story'', hailed by critics by bridging the romantic comedy, historical drama, fantasy epic and pornographic genres, though panned by viewers for the two day runtime and gratuitous use of denim. However, despite these challenges, Erissare is perfectly sane, building a political career which, in her view, is unrivalled by any in Gigaquadrantic history.
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By her own account, Erissare has been instrumental in saving the universe from demons, dictators and disastrous fashion trends on no less than forty seven occasions, always through sheer force of will, and incoherent yelling. Such claims aside, she stands as one of the most powerful Grand Mandators in the Empire, and one who commands the attention of all with the misfortune to meet her.
   
 
== History==
 
== History==
 
===Early Life===
 
===Early Life===
[[File:BasileusDvottie.png|thumb|left|Erissare's father's last moments.]]
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[[File:BasileusDvottie.png|thumb|left|350px|Erissare's father's last moments.]]
Erissare Súlvesatiel was born in the year 46 BNE on the {{creature|Basileus}} homeworld of {{planet|Vasuband}} to {{creature|Dvottie}}-hunting parents. Due to her parent's exploits across the galaxy in the hopes of finding the fabled Alpha Dvottie, Erissare was often left in charge of her home where she spent her time caring for her younger brother. Due to the fact that her parents vanished for months on end, Erissare began to harbour deep feelings of resentment, especially toward her mother, who attempted to groom her daughter into following her parent's footsteps. On the eve of her twelve birthday, Erissare's father was killed when he was eaten by a rare, carnivorous Dvottie, splitting the family apart. Erissare decided to take her brother and travel the galaxy without their neglectful mother, though in later years the two remained reconnected.
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Official records show that Erissare was born in 46 BNE on the {{creature|Basileus}} homeworld of {{planet|Vasuband}}. However, when she learned that information was public knowledge, she sued the Vasubandian government for defamation of character, claiming that she was actually born in 20 BNE on {{planet|Incunabula}}, to famed {{creature|Dvottie}}-hunting parents. Due to her parent's exploits across the galaxy in the hopes of finding the fabled Alpha Dvottie, Erissare was often left in charge of her home, where she spent her time caring for her younger brother.
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Due to the fact that her parents vanished for months on end, Erissare began to harbour deep feelings of resentment, especially toward her mother, who attempted to groom her daughter into following her parent's footsteps. On the eve of her twelfth birthday, Erissare's father was killed when he was eaten by a rare, carnivorous Dvottie, splitting the family apart. Erissare decided to take her brother and travel the galaxy without their neglectful mother, though in later years the two reconnected.
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In later years, Erissare would recount numerous tales and stories of her activities during these years. She claims to have served three tours of duty during the [[Fiction:War of Ages/Tigris War|Tigris War]], though was coy about which side she fought on. Afterwards, she claims to have settled on {{planet|Mirenton}}, where she used [[Captain:Emperor Wormulus II|Wormulus']] office to breed {{creature|Asgord}} for food. She would go on to claim that she proved instrumental in saving the Gigaquadrant from rampaging space hobos on no less than seven occasions, after which she turned down negotiations to play herself in a one-woman HoloNet romantic drama entitled 'Erissare: The Erissare Story'.
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Before returning to Cyrannus, Erissare claims to have mastered [[Fiction:Essence/Dream Energy|Dream Energy]] through sheer force of will, but abandoned during routine cosmetic surgery, when she decided to get her hypothalamus removed. Before leaving the {{fiction|Milky Way Galaxy}}, she claims to have instigated the {{fiction|Coming of the Singularity}} by having intimate relations with a holographic simulation of herself. While she claims the holographic simulation of herself was the love of her young life, it would not be the only romantic relationship she pursued—or claims to have pursued. At varying points of her life, she claims to have had intimate involvement with {{captain|Warlord Kilnok}}, {{captain|Mac}}, {{captain|Tuolog}}, {{captain|Mar-Júun}}, {{captain|Medusa Heimdall}}, {{captain|Fre'kloar}} and finally, in her own words, "''after a bar fight with {{captain|Santorakh}}. I started it. He finished it. Then, we made love''.' She also espoused a 'sexy, non-murderous' infatuation with {{captain|Apollo}}.
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===Political Career===
 
Erissare eventually returned to Basileus space where she made a name for herself as a sarcastic, spiteful and sly figure, thus earning her the respect and admiration of her people. During the {{fiction|Great Cyrannus War}}, Erissare remained on the Basileus homeworld where she helped [[Captain:Tyranus|Imperator Tyranus]] draw up plans for a Basileus-controlled galaxy once the war ended in their favour. However, the two later fell out by the time the {{fiction|Galactic Empire of Cyrannus}} was formed. As a high ranking administrator, Erissare was aware of the plot Tyranus forged against {{fiction|Tyrómairon}} during the {{fiction|Dark Times}}, claiming that it didn't make any sense. When Tyranus was killed for his treasonous behaviour, Erissare organised a party to celebrate.
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[[File:PrimercerHand03.png|thumb|350px|The Mandators receive an unexpected gift.]]
 
Soon after Tyranus' death, Erissare's popular standing helped in her ascension to Grand Mandator, replacing the Imperator. However, soon after the coup, Tyrómairon removed the federal aspects of the Empire, eliminating the last vestiges of the Basileus, Corthrinus and Mortalitas empires, replacing them with the single Empire, which had unlimited control over its space, unlike before. Erissare claimed that the newfound power "made her feel alive" and decided to take up residence on Orbispira. During the opening stages of the {{fiction|New Cyrandia Wars}}, the betrayal of {{captain|Tyermaillin}} and the Sacking of {{planet|Vasuband}} usurped Erissare from the throne of the Basileus, prompting her to prowl the streets of Orbispira at night, punching random bystanders in the face.
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Furious, she promised herself that Tyermaillin would pay for his transgressions. Later, she was present at a meeting of the Grand Mandators during which the mutilated corpse of an Imperial officer with a sigil of the {{fiction|Cognatus Empire}} burnt into his chest translocated into the room. Erissare responded by poking the corpse with her sceptre, claiming that kids these days were taking tattoos to new and exciting heights.
   
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===Fall of the Imperial State and Aftermath===
===Entering Politics===
 
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{{quote|The galaxy's most winningest Grand Mandator is back. Her name will be forever etched into the walls of history. Erissare is triumphant. My crowning achievement? Being singehandedly responsible for ending the Imperial State armed only with my staff, made from only the most cannibalistic of Dvotties.|Erissare during the opening stages of the [[Fiction:New Cyrandia Wars/Year Two/Siege of Vasuband|Siege of Vasuband]].}}
Erissare eventually returned to Basileus space where she made a name for herself as a sarcastic, spiteful and sly figure, thus earning her the respect and admiration of her people. During the {{fiction|Great Cyrannus War}}, Erissare remained on the Basileus homeworld where she helped {{captain|Imperator Tyranus}} draw up plans for a Basileus-controlled galaxy once the war ended in their favour. However, the two later fell out by the time the {{fiction|Galactic Empire of Cyrannus}} was formed. As a high ranking administrator, Erissare was aware of the plot Tyranus forged against {{fiction|Tyrómairon}} during the {{fiction|Dark Times}}, claiming that it didn't make any sense. When Tyranus was killed for his treasonous behaviour, Erissare organised a party to celebrate.
 
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As the Empire, [[Fiction:New Cyrannian Republic|Republic]] and {{fiction|Rambo Nation}} prepared for the final [[Fiction:New Cyrandia Wars/Year Two/Siege of Vasuband|Siege of Vasuband]] in 05 NE, Erissare's presence at the battle was requested by Grand Admiral {{captain|Carandial}}. Though she remained on the Imperial flagship ''Imperatore'' for much of the battle, she later took a shuttle to the surface of {{planet|Vasuband}} alongside {{captain|Caranye Valaeris}}, telling her that her 'chest shields' would protect the ship from damage.
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[[File:VasubandSiege07.png|thumb|left|350px|Erissare punches {{captain|Tyermaillin}}.]]
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Some time later, Erissare would free her associate Cenrond from Tyermaillin's dungeons and make her way to his office, where the Imperator was in the process of being arrested. Filled with cold fury, Erissare charged forward and punched Tyermaillin unconscious. Delighted with her victory, the Grand Mandator twirled around the office before retaking her throne as leader of the Basileus. Almost a decade later—a decade she spent pursuing a non-lexical vocable music career—she watched the outbreak of the {{fiction|Second Great Cyrannus War}} with trepidation, concerned that her condo on {{Planet|Mou'Cyran}}, where she kept her extensive collection of hobo-repellent, may not have survived the [[Fiction:Second Great Cyrannus War/Mou'Cyran Cataclysm|Cataclysm]].
   
===Grand Mandator===
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===Second Great War===
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{{quote|And if I'd not been ignoring most of what you all have been saying, due to my deep revulsion of your outfits, I'd probably threaten to have you all gelded, or something. Now, in the future, I'm going to try harder not to stop and talk to vagrants, because this has been an utterly boring waste of my time.|Erissare, speaking with Aoirtae, Kara and Vanikaimar}}
Soon after Tyranus' death, Erissare's popular standing helped in her ascension to Grand Mandator, replacing the Imperator. However, soon after the coup, Tyrómairon removed the federal aspects of the Empire, eliminating the last vestiges of the Basileus, Corthrinus and Mortalitas empires, replacing them with the single Empire, which had unlimited control over its space, unlike before. Erissare claimed that the newfound power "made her feel alive" and decided to take up residence on Orbispira. During the opening stages of the {{fiction|New Cyrandia Wars}}, the betrayal of {{captain|Tyermaillin}} and the Sacking of {{planet|Vasuband}} usurped Erissare from the throne of the Basileus. [[File:PrimercerHand03.png|thumb|The Mandators receive an unexpected gift.]]Furious, she promised herself that Tyermaillin would pay for his transgressions. Later, she was present at a meeting of the Grand Mandators during which the mutilated corpse of an Imperial officer with a sigil of the {{fiction|Cognatus Empire}} burnt into his chest translocated into the room. Erissare responded by poking the corpse with her sceptre.
 
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Erissare's throne world of Vasuband would soon come under attack by the demonic forces of {{captain|Xae Vandon}} and {{captain|Mar-Júun}}, who sought to overthrow the Empire and establish a Basileus-led Crimson Imperium in which all species were placed under the rule of Mar-Júun and his demonic hordes. Though she initially assumed the demonic invaders were a pack of "rampaging hobos", she soon learned the truth. Even when faced with the power of Mar-Júun, Erissare refused to surrender, and insulted the demon openly. However, Mar-Júun did not kill her, and instead forced her to serve as a maid in the palace.
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[[File:Spear_of_Ramielum_03.png|thumb|350px|Erissare confronts Xae Vandon and Mar-Júun.]]
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For several weeks Erissare served as Mar-Júun's maid, cleaning the floors of the palace with "expired meat water", awaiting the day when the Empire returned to the planet to defeat him. Ultimately however, it was a team led by the [[Fiction:Aldárae Order|Aldárae]] knights {{captain|Kara Inviá}} and {{captain|Aoirtae Valaeris}} who proved to be her salvation. Though she assumed that they were vagrants who wandered into her palace, she nevertheless pointed them in the direction of Mar-Júun's throne room, where he was ultimately defeated. After the battle ended, Erissare resumed her position as Grand Mandator, though as the war wore on, she began to grow increasingly bored of political life.
   
 
==Physical Appearance==
 
==Physical Appearance==
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[[File:Blue_face.png]] {{quote|They remind me of a younger, significantly less attractive Erissare.}}
 
[[File:Blue_face.png]] {{quote|They remind me of a younger, significantly less attractive Erissare.}}
 
*'''{{fiction|Tyrómairon}}''' - ''He has spikes growing out of his head. Like I always say, you can always trust a man when he has spikes growing out of his head.''
 
*'''{{fiction|Tyrómairon}}''' - ''He has spikes growing out of his head. Like I always say, you can always trust a man when he has spikes growing out of his head.''
*'''{{captain|Aeresius}}''' - ''He smells like wine. It's usually masked with the smell of fear.''
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*'''{{captain|Tereyn Aeresius}}''' - ''He smells like wine. It's usually masked with the smell of fear.''
 
*'''{{captain|Aporyan}}''' - ''Ah Aporyan! I thought I smelled cakes wafting from the kitchens of the woodland critters that live in your hat.''
 
*'''{{captain|Aporyan}}''' - ''Ah Aporyan! I thought I smelled cakes wafting from the kitchens of the woodland critters that live in your hat.''
   
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*'''{{captain|Koluap}}''' - ''I like your attitude lady. You remind me of a young Erissare. Sensual, voluptuous, desperately looking for superheated liquids to pour over your body.''
 
*'''{{captain|Koluap}}''' - ''I like your attitude lady. You remind me of a young Erissare. Sensual, voluptuous, desperately looking for superheated liquids to pour over your body.''
 
*'''{{captain|Hachiman}}''' - ''People who look like teddy bears? All sex addicts.''
 
*'''{{captain|Hachiman}}''' - ''People who look like teddy bears? All sex addicts.''
*'''{{captain|Clericarch Iovera}}''' - ''You lead your empire well, talking cleavage.''
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*'''{{captain|Iovera IX}}''' - ''You lead your empire well, talking cleavage.''
 
*'''{{captain|Kalcedia Myran}}''' - ''The gigaquadrant's favourite sexually ambiguous dragon whore with moldable chest fruit.''
 
*'''{{captain|Kalcedia Myran}}''' - ''The gigaquadrant's favourite sexually ambiguous dragon whore with moldable chest fruit.''
   
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{{quote|No comment.|{{captain|Apollo}}}}
 
{{quote|No comment.|{{captain|Apollo}}}}
 
{{quote|Hiss! The next time we meet, you'll be the one who doesn't walk away.|{{captain|Moch-Na}}}}
 
{{quote|Hiss! The next time we meet, you'll be the one who doesn't walk away.|{{captain|Moch-Na}}}}
{{quote|The perfect candidate to represent the Empire on the UDB.|{{captain|Aeresius}}}}
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{{quote|The perfect candidate to represent the Empire on the UDB.|{{captain|Tereyn Aeresius}}}}
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{{quote|I will make you mop the floor where I pass through, clown. That is all you're good for.|{{captain|Mar-Júun}}}}
 
{{quote|Bite me.|{{captain|Rivergron}}}}
 
{{quote|Bite me.|{{captain|Rivergron}}}}
{{quote|Marry me.|{{captain|Mar-Júun}}}}
 
 
{{quote|Kill me.|{{captain|Commissar Aerlon}}}}
 
{{quote|Kill me.|{{captain|Commissar Aerlon}}}}
 
{{Quote|A most capital women. She understands how politics needs to be played, and how it must be twisted. I'd love to meet her...or argue with her.|{{Fiction|Bisarko}}}}
 
{{Quote|A most capital women. She understands how politics needs to be played, and how it must be twisted. I'd love to meet her...or argue with her.|{{Fiction|Bisarko}}}}
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{{quote|Hilarious.|{{captain|Okhasminus}}}}
 
{{quote|Hilarious.|{{captain|Okhasminus}}}}
 
{{Quote|A most disturbing woman|{{Fiction|Ramashe}}}}
 
{{Quote|A most disturbing woman|{{Fiction|Ramashe}}}}
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{{quote|Oh she's amusing. '''Very''' amusing. I would have her over for tea, though I am rather certain she would '''never''' leave.|{{Captain|Santorakh}}}}
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{{quote|I do we keep this one alive once we're done dismantling the Empire, I could do with a new clown.|[[Captain:Zuki|Zuki]]}}
   
 
==Gallery==
 
==Gallery==
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**''[[Fiction:Dark Times/Year Three/Rise of the New Republic|Rise of the New Republic]]'' (<small>First appearance</small>)
 
**''[[Fiction:Dark Times/Year Three/Rise of the New Republic|Rise of the New Republic]]'' (<small>First appearance</small>)
 
*''{{fiction|New Cyrandia Wars}}''
 
*''{{fiction|New Cyrandia Wars}}''
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**''[[Fiction:New Cyrandia Wars/Year Two/Siege of Vasuband|Siege of Vasuband]]''
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*''{{fiction|Second Great Cyrannus War}}''
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**''[[Fiction:Second Great Cyrannus War/The New Shadow: Part III - The Spear of Ramielum|The New Shadow: Part II - The Spear of Ramielum]]''
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**''[[Fiction:Second Great Cyrannus War/The New Shadow: Part IV - The Crimson Nightmare|The New Shadow: Part III - The Crimson Nightmare]]''
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**[[Fiction:Second Great Cyrannus War/Chronicles: Part VI - The Vectors of Darkness and Light|Chronicles: Part VI - ''The Vectors of Light and Dark'']]
   
 
===Tweets===
 
===Tweets===

Revision as of 19:03, 9 June 2020

This whole thing would have been over far more quickly if our favourite Grand Mandator was involved. The number of times Erissare single-handedly brought peace to a Gigaquadrant ravaged by rampaging space-hobos? Eleven.

- Erissare, referring to Da Reckoning

Erissare is a female Basileus who serves as the Imperial Grand Mandator of the Southern Outer Rim, ruling from the Basileus homeworld of Vasuband. An eccentric, though brutally effective leader, Erissare usurped the position upon the death of Tyranus during his attempted coup against the Emperor, and retained it in exile throughout the reign of Tyermaillin, before emerging as the leader of the Basileus once more upon the end of the New Cyrandia Wars. Vindictive, egotistical and extremely petty, Erissare has an outspoken demeanor and a tendency to dominate others with her alpha dominant personality, barraging her foes, real or imaginary, with a wave of insults which leave none standing.

As Grand Mandator, Erissare has a permanent residence on Orbispira, built above the demolished ruin of a haunted Asgord sanctuary, where she resides for most of the year, only travelling to Vasuband to attend the annual peasant race. Her unique personality has prompted accusations that Erissare is insane, tortured into madness by the failure of her one-woman HoloNet movie, Erissare: The Erissare Story, hailed by critics by bridging the romantic comedy, historical drama, fantasy epic and pornographic genres, though panned by viewers for the two day runtime and gratuitous use of denim. However, despite these challenges, Erissare is perfectly sane, building a political career which, in her view, is unrivalled by any in Gigaquadrantic history.

By her own account, Erissare has been instrumental in saving the universe from demons, dictators and disastrous fashion trends on no less than forty seven occasions, always through sheer force of will, and incoherent yelling. Such claims aside, she stands as one of the most powerful Grand Mandators in the Empire, and one who commands the attention of all with the misfortune to meet her.

History

Early Life

BasileusDvottie

Erissare's father's last moments.

Official records show that Erissare was born in 46 BNE on the Basileus homeworld of Vasuband. However, when she learned that information was public knowledge, she sued the Vasubandian government for defamation of character, claiming that she was actually born in 20 BNE on Incunabula, to famed Dvottie-hunting parents. Due to her parent's exploits across the galaxy in the hopes of finding the fabled Alpha Dvottie, Erissare was often left in charge of her home, where she spent her time caring for her younger brother.

Due to the fact that her parents vanished for months on end, Erissare began to harbour deep feelings of resentment, especially toward her mother, who attempted to groom her daughter into following her parent's footsteps. On the eve of her twelfth birthday, Erissare's father was killed when he was eaten by a rare, carnivorous Dvottie, splitting the family apart. Erissare decided to take her brother and travel the galaxy without their neglectful mother, though in later years the two reconnected.

In later years, Erissare would recount numerous tales and stories of her activities during these years. She claims to have served three tours of duty during the Tigris War, though was coy about which side she fought on. Afterwards, she claims to have settled on Mirenton, where she used Wormulus' office to breed Asgord for food. She would go on to claim that she proved instrumental in saving the Gigaquadrant from rampaging space hobos on no less than seven occasions, after which she turned down negotiations to play herself in a one-woman HoloNet romantic drama entitled 'Erissare: The Erissare Story'.

Before returning to Cyrannus, Erissare claims to have mastered Dream Energy through sheer force of will, but abandoned during routine cosmetic surgery, when she decided to get her hypothalamus removed. Before leaving the Milky Way Galaxy, she claims to have instigated the Coming of the Singularity by having intimate relations with a holographic simulation of herself. While she claims the holographic simulation of herself was the love of her young life, it would not be the only romantic relationship she pursued—or claims to have pursued. At varying points of her life, she claims to have had intimate involvement with Warlord Kilnok, Mac, Tuolog, Mar-Júun, Medusa Heimdall, Fre'kloar and finally, in her own words, "after a bar fight with Santorakh. I started it. He finished it. Then, we made love.' She also espoused a 'sexy, non-murderous' infatuation with Apollo.

Political Career

Erissare eventually returned to Basileus space where she made a name for herself as a sarcastic, spiteful and sly figure, thus earning her the respect and admiration of her people. During the Great Cyrannus War, Erissare remained on the Basileus homeworld where she helped Imperator Tyranus draw up plans for a Basileus-controlled galaxy once the war ended in their favour. However, the two later fell out by the time the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus was formed. As a high ranking administrator, Erissare was aware of the plot Tyranus forged against Tyrómairon during the Dark Times, claiming that it didn't make any sense. When Tyranus was killed for his treasonous behaviour, Erissare organised a party to celebrate.

PrimercerHand03

The Mandators receive an unexpected gift.

Soon after Tyranus' death, Erissare's popular standing helped in her ascension to Grand Mandator, replacing the Imperator. However, soon after the coup, Tyrómairon removed the federal aspects of the Empire, eliminating the last vestiges of the Basileus, Corthrinus and Mortalitas empires, replacing them with the single Empire, which had unlimited control over its space, unlike before. Erissare claimed that the newfound power "made her feel alive" and decided to take up residence on Orbispira. During the opening stages of the New Cyrandia Wars, the betrayal of Tyermaillin and the Sacking of Vasuband usurped Erissare from the throne of the Basileus, prompting her to prowl the streets of Orbispira at night, punching random bystanders in the face.

Furious, she promised herself that Tyermaillin would pay for his transgressions. Later, she was present at a meeting of the Grand Mandators during which the mutilated corpse of an Imperial officer with a sigil of the Cognatus Empire burnt into his chest translocated into the room. Erissare responded by poking the corpse with her sceptre, claiming that kids these days were taking tattoos to new and exciting heights.

Fall of the Imperial State and Aftermath

The galaxy's most winningest Grand Mandator is back. Her name will be forever etched into the walls of history. Erissare is triumphant. My crowning achievement? Being singehandedly responsible for ending the Imperial State armed only with my staff, made from only the most cannibalistic of Dvotties.

- Erissare during the opening stages of the Siege of Vasuband.

As the Empire, Republic and Rambo Nation prepared for the final Siege of Vasuband in 05 NE, Erissare's presence at the battle was requested by Grand Admiral Carandial. Though she remained on the Imperial flagship Imperatore for much of the battle, she later took a shuttle to the surface of Vasuband alongside Caranye Valaeris, telling her that her 'chest shields' would protect the ship from damage.

VasubandSiege07

Erissare punches Tyermaillin.

Some time later, Erissare would free her associate Cenrond from Tyermaillin's dungeons and make her way to his office, where the Imperator was in the process of being arrested. Filled with cold fury, Erissare charged forward and punched Tyermaillin unconscious. Delighted with her victory, the Grand Mandator twirled around the office before retaking her throne as leader of the Basileus. Almost a decade later—a decade she spent pursuing a non-lexical vocable music career—she watched the outbreak of the Second Great Cyrannus War with trepidation, concerned that her condo on Mou'Cyran, where she kept her extensive collection of hobo-repellent, may not have survived the Cataclysm.

Second Great War

And if I'd not been ignoring most of what you all have been saying, due to my deep revulsion of your outfits, I'd probably threaten to have you all gelded, or something. Now, in the future, I'm going to try harder not to stop and talk to vagrants, because this has been an utterly boring waste of my time.

- Erissare, speaking with Aoirtae, Kara and Vanikaimar

Erissare's throne world of Vasuband would soon come under attack by the demonic forces of Xae Vandon and Mar-Júun, who sought to overthrow the Empire and establish a Basileus-led Crimson Imperium in which all species were placed under the rule of Mar-Júun and his demonic hordes. Though she initially assumed the demonic invaders were a pack of "rampaging hobos", she soon learned the truth. Even when faced with the power of Mar-Júun, Erissare refused to surrender, and insulted the demon openly. However, Mar-Júun did not kill her, and instead forced her to serve as a maid in the palace.

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Erissare confronts Xae Vandon and Mar-Júun.

For several weeks Erissare served as Mar-Júun's maid, cleaning the floors of the palace with "expired meat water", awaiting the day when the Empire returned to the planet to defeat him. Ultimately however, it was a team led by the Aldárae knights Kara Inviá and Aoirtae Valaeris who proved to be her salvation. Though she assumed that they were vagrants who wandered into her palace, she nevertheless pointed them in the direction of Mar-Júun's throne room, where he was ultimately defeated. After the battle ended, Erissare resumed her position as Grand Mandator, though as the war wore on, she began to grow increasingly bored of political life.

Physical Appearance

Flawless. Impeccable in every way. Even my bowel movements consist of solidified success.

- Erissare

Erissare is a female Basileus with purple colouration on her gleaming scales, indicating that she is of the same ethnicity as Guolivian. She generally wears a stylish dress made of Dvottie feathers harvested from the same Dvottie that killed her father, with prominent shoulder blades and an adorning headdress made using the head of a Paisti. However, Erissare only wears this headdress if she seeks to un-nerve political enemies or nearby children.

Personality and Traits

There's only one person in the universe who can truly tell you who you are. Me. Grand Mandator Erissare.

- Erissare

Erissare is a vindictive, treacherous, sinister, vain, cruel and unscrupulous woman who only cares about two things in life; the pursuit of more power and her younger brother. Despite being a loyal Imperial, Erissare is not above breaking rules and regulations that work against her climb to the top, though unlike Tyranus, she would never dream of going against the Emperor. That said, one of Erissare's hobbies is verbally abusing fellow Mandators, hugely embarrassing some but entertaining others.

Many people who know her claim that one of her talents is holding grudges to unhealthy levels, however, she is known to ignore these from time to time if the opportunity occurs. However, Erissare is very loving toward her younger brother, who was the unfortunate victim of a stampeding Dvottie herd, leaving him unable to fend for himself. Erissare visits and cares for her brother as often as she can, claiming that she doesn't trust droids to do it for her. Her brother claims that Erissare is truly a kind and loving person, she has just yet to find the right person.

Erissare's sharp wit, quick tongue and tendency to speak in the third person make her one of the most popular Mandators in the Empire.

Relationships

Liked

Blue faceThey remind me of a younger, significantly less attractive Erissare.

  • Tyrómairon - He has spikes growing out of his head. Like I always say, you can always trust a man when he has spikes growing out of his head.
  • Tereyn Aeresius - He smells like wine. It's usually masked with the smell of fear.
  • Aporyan - Ah Aporyan! I thought I smelled cakes wafting from the kitchens of the woodland critters that live in your hat.

Indifferent

Yellow faceOh hey buddy. You look awful.

  • Apollo - When I see pictures of Apollo, I feel something below the neck. I think I have feelings for him. Erotic, non-murdering feelings.
  • Ramashe - I'll be the first to scream when a lizard comes out of her baby oven.
  • Apaltar - He's basically a sexless Apollo with a weird hat.
  • Mar-Júun - I'm literally horny with fear.
  • Koluap - I like your attitude lady. You remind me of a young Erissare. Sensual, voluptuous, desperately looking for superheated liquids to pour over your body.
  • Hachiman - People who look like teddy bears? All sex addicts.
  • Iovera IX - You lead your empire well, talking cleavage.
  • Kalcedia Myran - The gigaquadrant's favourite sexually ambiguous dragon whore with moldable chest fruit.

Disliked

Orange faceEven from across the galaxy, I can still smell the stink of your mediocrity.

  • Moch-Na - Your stylist must feel absolutely ridiculous.

Hated

Red faceIf you fancy forced sterilisation using a well aimed kick to the ovaries, I know a Grand Mandator who'd be happy to do it free of charge.

  • Rivergron - I'm going to punch my way into your chest, pull out your still beating heart, rub it in nitroglycerin and throw it at a hobo.
  • Tyermaillin - I am going to ensure that everything you drink for the rest of your life contains a tiny bit of my urine.

Quotes

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- Apollo

Hiss! The next time we meet, you'll be the one who doesn't walk away.

- Moch-Na

The perfect candidate to represent the Empire on the UDB.

- Tereyn Aeresius

I will make you mop the floor where I pass through, clown. That is all you're good for.

- Mar-Júun

Bite me.

- Rivergron

Kill me.

- Commissar Aerlon

A most capital women. She understands how politics needs to be played, and how it must be twisted. I'd love to meet her...or argue with her.

- Bisarko

How exactly did this insane and spiteful woman become a grand mandator?

- Geleriva Delsacrian

Entertaining.

- Tyrómairon

A most disturbing woman!

- Garlboz

I'm sickened, but curious.

- Koluap

Hilarious.

- Okhasminus

A most disturbing woman

- Ramashe

Oh she's amusing. Very amusing. I would have her over for tea, though I am rather certain she would never leave.

- Santorakh

I do we keep this one alive once we're done dismantling the Empire, I could do with a new clown.

- Zuki

Gallery

Trivia

Appearances

Tweets

@GrandSwagdatorErissare: "#TBT Once I was in a bar fight with Santorakh. I started it... He finished it. Then, we made love."

@GrandSwagdatorErissare: "By sheer force of will, my bowels haven't moved in over a year."

@GrandSwagdatorErissare: "Help please, I'm profusely lactating success."

@GrandSwagdatorErissare: "#ErissareFact: I once roundhoused Ramashe."

@GrandSwagdatorErissare: "How was I to know that it's illegal to missile dropkick small children?"

@GrandSwagdatorErissare: "This dvottie-mouth-ashtray is much more macabre than my personal poacher implied."

Further Reading

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