“"OH GOD IM ON FIYA" or "OH GOD IM FREEZIN". pik one. no wait HAV BOFF HOH”
- - Drizz'pyrokirk
Drizz'pyrokirk, known by other Loron as Drizzy, is a Speshul Warboss of Da Rogue Boyz, and Speshul Warboss of the Freezflamaz. Being the right-hand man of Grak'tona, Drizz'pyrokirk is one of the more disciplined Loron, and has better self-control than the other Leedas. He has a bipolar personality, which the flames and ice signify; he is just as liable to be hot-headed and filled with rage as he is to be cool and collected.
Following the outcome of the trial of Da Reckoning, while all the other Loron had mostly become lazy with little to do, Drizz'pyrokirk instead became a professional boxer and bodybuilder. He also markets many fitness products, and has great pride in his strength.
Drizz'pyrokirk was born in Grak'tona's empire, in the days when the Cold Loron were still away from the rest of Borealis' society. Drizz'pyrokirk always had dreams of being a master not only of the cold, but of boiling hot temperatures. He dreamt of becoming the most of the weather this way, and many Loron picked on him for it. As a result, he brought together a gang of Loron who wished for the same dream, and used makeshift flamethrowers. They caught the attention of Grak'tona, who used them as his royal guards.
Da Rogue Boyz
When joining Da Rogue Boyz, Kal'kuir and his Mekkas meant that Drizzy's dream could finally come true. Drizzy's gang trained other aspiring Cold Loron who wished to master weather, and soon, the Freezflamaz became a prominent class in Da Rogue Boyz Warz. Drizzy eventually caught the attention of the other Leedas, and soon became a Big Warboss, leading many of the Rogue Boyz' armies to victories, bringing his new methods of war to the military. Fre'kloar and Ray'loth, who became his mentor, both agreed he should be employed as a Leeda.
In the outcome of Da Reckoning, most of the Loron had become domesticated, leading them to live lazier lives playing videogames. Drizz'pyrokirk, however, chose to spend his time developing a career as a professional boxer, and later became a bodybuilder. For this, Drizzy earned numerous awards (many of which Grak'tona claimed were his own).
Due to his concern for the safety of the other Warbosses, Drizzy investigated Kal'kuir and Brag'klogga prior to the events of Da Pilgrimage to make sure both were okay. When he learned that they were up to no good, he threatened to inform the Leedas what they were doing, but agreed to help them on the condition that they endorse his latest protein shake product. Drizz then presented this product to Zr'An and K'ar.
Drizzy is a tall Freezflama soldier, who typically wears their uniform in battle. When other Loron say that he looks like one, he will respond saying "I dunt look liek a Freezflama, da Freezflamaz look liek me dumbo". Drizz is also known for having an especially muscular appearance for a Cold Loron, and much of the time will wear gym clothes rather than his unfirom.
Drizzy has a love of fire, cold, and temperatures. He will use whichever causes the most pain on the enemy and is most effective. From being in Grak'tona's pre-Rogue Boyz empire, Drizzy is more well-mannered, and respects Loron greater than him, although as soon as their backs are turned, he will start as many fights as he pleases. Drizzy at times is seen as crazy, as he is so mad on his fire and freezing, that all his equipment is wired into his body, and he can sometimes run methane or oxygen through his blood, or amounts of liquid nitrogen. As this is completely impractical, it is thought that Drizzy was lying when he said this.
Since becoming a professional boxer and bodybuilder, Drizzy has become particularly confident in his own g
Drzz'pyrokirk has charged flamethrowers that he knows as "lavathrowers", and better charged icespittas, and can chose between "lavathrower" and "icethrower" modes of his weapon, to freeze or burn the enemy. It is notably more powerful than other Freezflama guns, due to working more smoothly, being a physical part of his body, and the fact his flamethrower in fact spits lava, and that the liquid hydrogen comes out as 'spat out' liquid like the lava does, rather than functioning like a flamethrower.
- Da Leedas - deyz ma bosses
- Poshiez - do dey lift
- Da Warbosses - safe wes gonna win togetha
- Kal'kuir - im PROUD of yoo ya good nerd
- Brag'klogga - ya STILL need ta return to da asylum but othawise meh
- Ray'loth - safe yor awesom im happi ta be yor student dood
- Voa'reak - woah hes crazy
- Knar'gank - a sneeka boss? neva seen dat befor
- Zalk'don - he makes som sik boomz
- Naktor'zak - he got a sik tank but it needs mor freezflamaz
- Zelfron III - IMMA MAKE TELZOC STEW OUTTA YOO
“yeh hes worthy man”
“MAN SAFE BRO YOO SHOWED ME DA LITE”
- - Kal'kuir
“sik man yor awsum”
- - Ray'loth
“*sniff* i dunt fink a loron eva showed me respect befor...”
“well dis guy brings sumfin noo to da table”
“I dislike your style of combat.”
- Drizz'pyrokirk was originally developed mainly due to the fact Grak'tona was the only Cold Loron warboss, but feeling that his personality was becoming stale, Technobliterator, the writer of Drizz'pyrokirk, revamped his personality to be more unique, as the events following Da Reckoning served as a good opportunity.