“BEHOLD!!! I AM DA GREATEST SHAMAN EVA! BRAG'KLOGGA DA FLASH BOSS!!!! HUR HUR HUR! HURHURHURHURUHHURHURHUR!!!...wah?”
- - Brag'klogga
Brag'klogga is a Dark Loron who serves as the highest ranking Flash Boss of Da Rogue Boyz. The Dark Loron counterpart of the old Loron Warboss Lob'gakrag, he is perhaps the most insane and dangerous Dark Loron alive; it is said to be a miracle that Brag'klogga is still alive. Subject to many near-death experiences, most of which he inflicted upon himself, Brag'klogga is the Loron master of Essence and the head of religion in Da Rogue Boyz.
Being Da Propa Big Rogue Shaman, Brag'klogga is considered the overseer of Da Gangstapedia.
History[]
As a Loron'Kikra[]
Brag'klogga was one of the millions of Loron'Kikra brought to the Onuris Universe by Kolossus during the Second War of Black Fog. His original Loron counterpart was Lob'gakrag, a senile Sikka Boy killed by Fre'kloar during Da Rebellion. Lob'gakrag suffered a traumatic head injury during his early years (later revealed to actually having been inflicted by Brag'klogga himself during one of his time-traveling escapades) which led him to lose much of his sanity, but his Loron'Kikra counterpart would live a completely different life; rather than becoming a Warboss, he would become a Flash Boy with incredibly potential, which at the same time stopped his aging.
During Da Moovment, Fre'kloar attempted to look for Lob'gakrag's counterpart to recruit, only to find Brag'klogga instead. While he bested him in combat and had his allegiance for a while, him and other Loron'Kikra would eventually turn on him due to being under the service of the Corruptus at the time. Upon Kolossus' death, however, the Loron'Kikra were erased from the timeline, causing Brag'klogga to disappear as well.
As a Dark Loron[]
Brag'klogga was one of the first generation of Dark Loron, who came to be as a consequence of Da Rampage. Now freed of the Corruptus' influence, him and the other Dark Loron would join up permanently with Da Rogue Boyz, with Brag'klogga quickly establishing himself as the ultimate Flash Boss of Da Flashiez. He would go on to have a multitude of strange adventures with the other Loron for the following years, gaining a one-sided rivalry with Tuolog in the process.
Brag'klogga was most vital during Da Pilgrimage, where his attempt to bring Kolossus back from the dead resulted in the birth of Zr'An and K'ar.
Characteristics[]
Appearance[]
Brag'klogga appears as an aged Betta Dark Loron with a deformed right eye, as is typical of Flashiez; despite his old age, he cannot metamorphise into a Sikka Loron due to his Flashy powers halting his aging process. He often wears a shaman's outfit complete with an overly large pointy hat, and is always seen carrying around his prized "shiny stikk", a staff which he uses to channel his Essence.
Personality[]
Brag'klogga is a deeply disturbed individual, considered insane and unpredictable even by Flashy standards. He often jitters and yells for no reason, acts like an ape, and sometimes completely loses track of conversations halfway through them. He is nonetheless considered the head of faith among Da Rogue Boyz, and if there is something he always remembers and takes extremely seriously is his devotion to Da Godz. He is also known to keep several kinds of strange shamanic idols and "sik mumbo jumbos", which he uses to meditate, and is also notoriously selfish, often exclaiming about how he can do whatever he wants to the faces of people trying to stop him.
Abilities[]
Despite his deranged demeanor, Brag'klogga is arguably the greatest Essence user among all living Loron. With his master over Dark Chronoscopic Essence, he has been seen using his powers to defy gravity, alter reality and cause incredible amounts of destruction with a mere flick of his staff. He becomes more powerful the angrier he is, and at the height of his power, Brag'klogga was seen going as far as engulf an entire planet in blinding light which could be confused with a small star. However, due to his unpredictable nature, he is just as prone to completely fail to do anything and injure himself with his own Essence.
Relations[]
Homies[]
“BLESSED BE YOO i fink”
- Da Leedas - DA GODZ SMILE UPON YAS
- Fre'kloar - DA PRODIGAL SON, DA LEEDA OF TIMES (but im coola dan him)
- Jol'kiar - HES AN OLD TIMA LIKE ME SO HES SIKKA DAN MOST
- Hagto'Zhl - HE IS DA KID OF ZR'AH. OR K'AR. or boff? sounds gross tbh
- Grak'tona - DIS MAN HAS A HED DA SIZE OF A PIZZA. WHICHS DA BEST FING I CAN SAY BOUT HIM
- Rel'larutina - OK MAYBE DERES A CHIK GOD SOMWHER BUT DONT GO BRAGGIN BOUT IT
- Da Poshiez - DEYZ LIKE LEEDAS BUT SLIGHTLY LESS
- Gol'thabex - DA GOD OF BLING APPROVS OF THUGZ
- Traz'raka - GODFATHA??? GODZ DONT HAV DADS MAN DATS NOT HAO IT WORKS
- Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - ah yeh, loron-made horrors beyond ma comprehenshon
- Da Warbosses - IM ONE OF YOO??? honestly i forgot hurhur
- Ray'loth - KID HAS A HED ON HIS SHOULDAS. AND WEIRD TASTE.
- Voa'reak - I LIKE DA WAY HE FLIES BUT BOY IS HE A COMPLETE MORON
- Kal'kuir - HE MAKES DA BEST GUNZ FOR DA GODZ. CUS DA GODZ DESERVE DA BEST GUNZ!!!
- Knar'gank - DATS A CREEPY ONE I DONT LIKE DA WAY HE LOOKS AT ME
- Zalk'don - HURHUR I CAN MAKE FLASHIA BOOMZ DAN YOO LIL MAN
- Naktor'zak - LOOK AT DIS KID. AND DEY SAY IM DA CRAZY ONE
- Drizz'pyrokirk - HE GOT DA HOTNESS AND DA COLDNESS. DA GODZ APPROV
Neutral[]
“I FORESEE A DUMBO APPROACHIN”
- N/A
Enemies[]
“YA SO THICO IMMA ZAP YAS”
- Tuolog - DUNT MAKE FUN OF ME YOR SO DUM
Quotes[]
“I like when he gets all flashy hur hur hur”
“*sniff* yor da only one who undastands me man”
- - Ray'loth
“Pathetic. You are supposed to channel your powers, instead of chanting crazy like an idiot and hoping you get the right one.”
- - Dalverat
Notes[]
Gallery[]
Appearances[]
- Third Ottzello Galactic War
- Da Moovment (First appearance)
- Da Rampage
- Clash of the Crimelords
- Second Borealis Galactic War
- Ice Age
- Da Ice Cube Trials
- Settlin Da Score
- Da Reckoning
- Da Pilgrimage
- Da Insurrekshon
- Time's Terminus
Trivia[]
- Brag'klogga was inspired by the Ork Weirdboyz from Warhammer 40,000.
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