Captain talk:Kez'Ksha

A hilarious rp between me and Irskaad on IRC private chat. Enjoy. -- Wormulon  Talk to me  22:21, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

[22:24]  Kez'Ksha phases out and ignoires the stoopid Tahar [22:24]  Tahar - Hologram. *Finds him again* You are not real. [22:26]  Kez'Ksha phases into the entire universe [22:26]  Tahar - Hologram. *Tries to find him again* [22:27]  **Kez'Ksha never bothers to appear, he has now vanished away amy concept of himself** [22:28]  Tahar - *Sends a message to the DCP with the footage he's gathered* KEZ'KSHA IS NOT REAL! HE IS JUST AN ILLUSION! [22:28]  Kez'Ksha is too peacegful to be bothered by a mortal [22:28]  DCP - We see nothing [22:28]  You faked it [22:29]  Propagander. But who are we to comment? [22:29]  Tahar - Wut? I didn't fake it, this is exactly what I recorded! Look at the date, 18-11-402 KRE! (Lol DCP Here = Before anihilation) [22:30]  DCP - Oh, we undersatand KezkSha quite well, our science and philosophy is far beyond your comprehension. [22:30]  Tahar - HE'S NOT REAL! [22:30]  Tahar - Quit your daydreaming and jump to reality! [22:30]  DCP - You may believe that, but it means nothing. Now toodle doo [22:31]  Tahar - Idiots. [22:31] <Wormy> DCP - Radical. [22:31] <Wormy> Tell me this Tahar [22:32] <Irskaad> Tahar - What? [22:32] <Wormy> If you are so against religion's principles, typically the convertying of beliefs, why do you hold such militant beliefs on your society, and are trying to convert us? [22:32] <Wormy> To athiesm [22:32] <Wormy> You are no better [22:32] <Irskaad> Tahar - >wat [22:33] <Irskaad> Tahar - This is the only true belief! [22:33] <Wormy> Spoken just as a Radeon would say. [22:33] <Irskaad> Tahar - But radeon religion is fake! [22:33] <Irskaad> Tahar - It's all Eola'Nars! [22:34] <Wormy> DCP - Toodle doo, we have much more important matters. [22:34] <Irskaad> Tahar - Idiots. [22:34] <Irskaad> (The Tahars will never believe) [22:34] <Wormy> DCP to DCP - He is repeating himself. -- LOL [22:35] <Irskaad> *The next day, 200 Tahars go and attack Kez'Ksha* [22:36] <Irskaad> Tahars - We have you surrounded. Give up! [22:36] <Wormy> *Kez'Ksha is still one with the universe* [22:36] <Irskaad> Tahars - Where is he? [22:37] <Irskaad> *Tahars look for him* [22:39] <Irskaad> (Make him do something :P) [22:40] <Wormy> It would be out of character [22:40] <Irskaad> (Ok, so what happens to the Tahars?) [22:41] <Wormy> (Nothing, what if they begin burning down the library?) [22:41] <Irskaad> Tahars - *They burn down the library, seeing as it contains "Lies"* [22:42] <Wormy> **KezKsha notices, but does no longer care for materialistic philosophy of things** [22:43] <Irskaad> Tahars - *They finish burning it down* Done and done. [22:44] <Wormy> Kilnok - Wow, you are vandals. Not that Kez'Ksha would care. [22:44] <Wormy> Thats why he did not appear. [22:44] <Irskaad> Tahars - What? We were burning the lies. Chakras? WTF [22:45] <Wormy> Kilnok - Picks up book on chicken soup recipe. [22:45] <Wormy> **Really? These just look like his daily reading?** [22:45] <Wormy> Wow, what a waste. Kez himsewlf told me he was going to distribute these books to the poor. [22:45] <Irskaad> Tahars - *Laughs* What about those lies on elementals? [22:46] <Wormy> Kilnok - Oh no, you mean lentils. These are all cook books. [22:47] <Irskaad> Tahars - *They fire at Kilnok* [22:47] <Wormy> Lentils for making an Earth dish, called Lentil curry. [22:48] <Wormy> Kilnok - Pathetic. [22:48] <Irskaad> Tahars - *They keep firing* Don't make us bring in the antimatter. [22:48] <Wormy> Kilnok - You fired on an ally. [22:48] <Wormy> This is war. [22:48] <Irskaad> Tahars - Who cares? *They keep firing* [22:49] <Wormy> **Kilnok slaughters the Tahar in seconds** [22:49] <Wormy> **Beam me up** [22:49] <Irskaad> (Lol these 200 don't renember they're supposed to be survivalist XD) [22:50] <Irskaad> *Horkarew sits quietly watching Tahar stuff* [22:50] <Wormy> DCP - Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel - You have commited an act of aggression on the Delpha Coalition of Planets, firing on our great Warlord. You will suffer the penalty, each and everyone your species. [22:50] <Irskaad> Horkarew - We did what? [22:51] <Wormy> DCP - No time for this! FIRE [22:51] <Irskaad> Horkarew - EKO! *Eko guards the Empire* [22:51] <Wormy> **EKO takes the full front and is vapourised** [22:52] <Irskaad> Horkarew - HEEEEEEEEELP [22:52] <Wormy> Horkarew - HEEEEEEEEELP........................................ [22:52] <Wormy> DCP - DED [22:52] <Irskaad> Horkarew - WTF did we do to you? [22:53] <Wormy> DCP - Fire on Warlord Kilnok. [22:53] <Wormy> **DCP ships soon appear for war** [22:53] <Irskaad> Horkarew - That act didn't have my attention! [22:53] <Irskaad> ´*His army appears* [22:54] <Wormy> DCP - Ground forces, don't make us laugh [22:54] <Irskaad> Horkarew - That's a fleet, are you blind, sir? [22:54] <Wormy> **DCP teleports his army and then chucks them onto the surface** [22:55] <Wormy> DCP - No, that is our holographic trickery. [22:55] <Irskaad> *Ships fire at the DCP* [22:55] <Wormy> DCP - They are our own holograms. [22:55] <Wormy> **DCP deactivates them** [22:55] <Irskaad> Horkarew - Oh my [22:56] <Wormy> DCP - Fire a subatomic disruptor with a simioltanious spread of Drone torpedoes [22:56] <Irskaad> Horkarew - *Fires some MGMs* [22:56] <Wormy> DCP - The Tahar think they create black holes. [22:57] <Wormy> DCP - This, is a vortex torpedi. [22:57] <Irskaad> *The ships keep firing MGMs* [22:57] <Wormy> **Shoots real black hole bomb on the Tahar** [22:57] <Irskaad> *Many Tahars die* [22:58] <Wormy> Captured Kraw (remember?) - Leave now Tahar! [22:58] <Wormy> Kraw - Run while you still can! [22:58] <Irskaad> Horkarew - Why? [22:59] <Wormy> Kraw - Most of your men are dead and the DCP are just playing with you! [22:59] <Irskaad> *Tahars flee* [22:59] <Wormy> DCP - Thats it Tahar, the chase is on! [22:59] <Wormy> **kez'Ksha appears** [23:00] <Wormy> Kez - Stop immediatly! [23:00] <Wormy> Kilnok - Do as my Master says. [23:00] <Irskaad> Tahars - Oh, it's mr. fake. [23:00] <Wormy> **One DCP ship keeps going** [23:00] <Irskaad> *Tahars keep fleeing* [23:00] <Wormy> Kez'Ksha uses his powers to stop the ship [23:01] <Wormy> Stop this kidding around outside my library [23:01] <Irskaad> Tahars - Kez'Ksha, you are not real. [23:01] <Wormy> DCP - Okay, I'm sorry Tahar. There will be no war. [23:01] <Wormy> **DCP leaves** [23:02] <Wormy> Kez'Ksha - If that makes you feel better, then I am not. [23:02] <Wormy> Kez - Vanishes once more. [23:02] <Irskaad> Tahar - Fool.