User:CaptainCape/Batorok: a Spore-related story

"NOTE: This story is NOT related to the Fiction Universe in any way."Welcome to "Batorok", a story somewhat related to Spore.

Human
I don't really need to explain.

Aloruna
Aloruna are the founders of the Batorok Union. Their archetype is Diplomat and for them, war is the last resort to a conflict.

Rilnoram
Rilnoram are evolved Rammo creatures which compensated their lack of arms with robot arms. They are Bards and being a comedian or musician is a well-paid Rilnoram job.

Lonari
The most violent of the five Batorok empires, they are the opposite of the peace-loving Aloruna. They are obviously a Warrior empire and the first to suggest and get involved in a war.

Guloni
A Zealot empire, willing to do anything to please their god, Spode. Luckily for the Union, their deity allowed them to join. Unlike others of their archetype, they (try to) stay calm when talking to 'unbelievers'.

Batorok Krinkut
A special form of the Common Krinkut. They are, in fact, a shard of the ancient entity known as the Krinox. They are Shamans and the last empire to join the Batorok Union. The species was uplifted by the Aloruna before other empires could, so they would remain friendly.

Zazar
The Zazar are a race of Scientists, which is the latest empire to join the Union. They often perform experiments with the ultimate goal to create life themselves. The Zazars try to stay calm when they meet a Zealot race, though conflicts between Zazars and Guloni are common.

Batorokian Scuttler
Just a Scuttler species from Batorok. Used to be extinct, before being re-introduced by Bubblegum. There are Tame and Wild ones.

Ziloa
Ziloa is an Aloruna president of their capital on Batorok, Narolor. He is a wise individual, and a large part of the city likes him as their leader. However, small groups of rebels conspirace against him because of repeatedly postponing the war with the Masters of the Skies.

Cailean
Cailean is a Scottish man and one of the first to discover the Batorok 'invasion'. He is the leader of an organisation known as the Thunder Insurgents, wanting to stop the Union before they colonize Earth.

Jungle Krinkut
The Jungle Krinkut is a unique Batorok Krinkut living in the jungles of Batorok and is adapted to his environment. While he feels indifferent about the colonisation of Earth, he will defend the Union from the Masters of the Skies.

Not many know Jungle Krinkut has a special power: the power to revive corpses and cover the world in plants. The Power of Nature.

Henea
Henea is a female Lonari and considered one of the greatest warriors of her race. She defended her empire from other before it joined the Batorok Union and was a well-known hunter before the attack.

Scohaix
Scohaix is a Rilnoram bagpipe player, though he can handle about any instrument. He usually plays with his band, "The Mortal Stars".

Throta
Throta is a Guloni sheperd who looks after a herd of Krinkut. While he does believe in Spode, Throta is not as 'religion-frenzy' as the rest of his empire, and only rarely prays.

Sky Lord Ghuv'al
The son of the founder of the Master of the Skies Empire, Sky Lord Aerek. Ghuv'al is a sly creature, helping his empire to achieve its ultimate goal: galaxy domination. Especially to become the supreme ruler of the universe.

Bubblegum Hydra Legrack
Bubblegum Hydra Legrack is the Legrack who cares for the Union's tame Batorokian Scuttlers. The Union generally describe him as annoying and irritating, constantly interrupting the Zazar's experiments. However, he is of great importance to the population of Scuttlers, which he re-introduced and breeds, and the Rilnoram, for which he serves as daily entertainment.

Batorok Union
The Batorok Union is a federation of five empires: the Aloruna, the Rilnoram, the Lonari, the Guloni and the Batorok Krinkut. They have the archetype of all the empires (Diplomat, Bard, Warrior, Zealot, Shaman) but rather Diplomat.

Master of the Skies Empire
The Masters of the Skies are evil creatures seeking to dominate the galaxy. They spare or respect nothing and nobody and wish to squeeze the galaxy and its inhabitants with their frog-like hands.

Chapter 1: A New World
A spaceship, dark blue and bright yellow, the words 'Batorok Union Jet' written on its side, hovered above the planet. An Aloruna president and three robots were talking in a large room at the middle of the spacecraft. The pilot of the vessel, a Guloni, entered the room. The Guloni pilot left the room, and seconds later, the spaceship released a landing capsule. The robots entered the capsule after saying goodbye to Ziloa.
 * Ziloa - I assume you are ready to beam down?
 * Robots - We are.
 * Ziloa - Have you already performed a scan of the planet?
 * Robot 1 - I have. The world contains no spacefaring civilisations.
 * Robot 2 - The disc we found near Batorok mentioned the planet 'Terra' and these coordinates.
 * Ziloa - Alright. I packed scanners, laser guns to protect against local wildlife, and 100 Sporebucks. You never know.
 * Pilot - Are you ready? We have to beam down before the fuel runs out.
 * Ziloa - We are. Prepare the landing capsule.

The capsule landed on the planet and the robots left. One of them opened communication with the Union Jet, which was still above the planet. President Ziloa closed the communication with the droids and called another spaceship. Ziloa closed communication, satisfied about the approaching colonization of Terra, better known as Earth.
 * Robot 3 - Succesful landing on Terra. Maps show we are on the continent called Antarctica.
 * Ziloa - That's excellent! Did the ScannerDroid analyse the environment?
 * ScannerDroid - Cold temperatures, low amounts of rainfall. Large mooses, white canines and black and white flightless birds make up most of the wildlife.
 * Robot 1 - A weak heat ray might be enough to make the continent habitable to Rilnoram populations.
 * Ziloa - Sadly, our cheap ship doesn't have terraforming tools. I'll call the Batorok Fleet, I'm pretty sure some of the ships are equipped with Heat Rays.
 * Henea - Who's calling? Ah, Ziloa! We've had already 3 fake emergency calls this week.
 * Ziloa - It took us five years, but we finally found a planet suitable for colonization.
 * Henea - What's the catch?
 * Ziloa - It's too cold for any of us to live on. According to ScannerDroid, simple terraforming is enough to make it at least habitable to Rilnoram.
 * Henea - I'll send the colonization fleet, it can speed things up if we send both colonization and terraforming vessels.
 * Ziloa - Fast or not, thanks for listening to our discovery.

Chapter 2: Strike of Ghuv'Al
In the fogs of planet Enzutus, one shape rose above the lone trees: that of Ghuv'al's palace. In a large, dark room, lit by ominous candlelight, Sky Lord Ghuv'al and his servants came up with new plans to dominate the galaxy. A large, scarlet spaceship with the words 'Life Bringer' soared through the space, followed by multiple other gray vessels with a light blue hue.
 * Ghuv'al - A galaxy is waiting to be conquered by a single force. But how can we with limited weaponry?
 * Servant 1 - We have to do it quickly. The Masters of the Skies are complaining!
 * Ghuv'al - The only way to satisfy the citizens is to rule a larger part of the universe.
 * Servant 2 - Radars indicate a terraforming fleet is traveling towards a planet they call 'Terra'.
 * Ghuv'al - Which empire?
 * Servant 2 - The Batorok Union. Mainly Lonari and Rilnoram.
 * Ghuv'al - EXCELLENT...

The pilot of the Life Bringer, a Lonari around the age of 40, forced himself not to think of the possible dangers he would meet on his journey to Earth. And suddenly, a loud noise. The Life Bringer shook, alarms went off and a scared Krinkut passenger ran into the cockpit. A ship belonging to the Master of the Sky Empire circled around the Life Bringer, and a shadow in the cockpit with an evil grin on his face nodded. Escape pods left the Life Bringer, moments before an anti-matter missile destroyed the spaceship. Ghuv'al's ship collected the scraps before targeting the Rilnoram colonization ships.
 * Pilot - Think of happy things, think happy, nothing will happen...
 * Krinkut - Captain Vatuns! We're under attack!
 * Vatuns - I knew something would go wrong... Who's attacking us?
 * Krinkut - The Masters of the Skies! We were hit by a proton missile!
 * Ghuv'al - Better surrender, Batorok Union...

Unlike the now-exploded Life Bringer, the Rilnoram ships fled in time. The Sky Lord's ship aimed a proton missile, but the vessels escaped. Scrotinax was on board of one of them.
 * Scohaix - Hey, calm down everybody! Enjoy our music!
 * Musician 1 - Scohaix, you idiot! Don't you realize we're being chased by the Sky Lord?
 * Scohaix - That's no reason to act like a craze and ignore the beautiful music of the Mortal Stars!

Chapter 3: Power of Nature
On the lush world of Batorok, someone snuck through the forest. It was the Jungle Krinkut, one of the few inhabitants of Batorok refusing to live with the society. Instead, he lived in the woods of the planet.

As suddenly, when Jungle Krinkut tried to enjoy the sounds of the forest, he heard a loud crash behind him. He went to the edge of the woods, where he heard the noise. The Krinkut rarely went there, in fear of being noticed.
 * Jungle Krinkut - What was THAT?

But it was well worth it: the Jungle Krinkut found a small starship crashed into the ground. He knocked on the metal door, but nobody answered. Jungle Krinkut opened the metal door of the spacecraft and watched what was inside... It were the corpses of a Batorok Krinkut and a Rilnoram. Out of nowhere, the corpses got eaten by a Mountain...
 * Jungle Krinkut - I'll have to be, as the civilised call it, 'impolite'.
 * Jungle Krinkut - Oh my, what happened to them?!

And Toilet Paper appeared.

It turns out that spaceship contained Bubblegum Hydra.
 * Bubblegum Hydra Legrack - This reminds me of something.

It throws boulders at Jungle Krinkut and Bubblegum Hydra. Bubblegum Hydra responded by launching toilet paper right at it.
 * Jungle Krinkut - Spit these corpses out immediately!
 * Mountain - How about some rocks you little C*cks!
 * Bubblegum - Take that!

The Song Was So Loud It Broke The Glass That Holds The Toilet Handle
 * Mountain - Now Im Getting Rather Mad. Your Like A Niggly Tiggly Sh*tty Little Tag nut. You Dont Seem To Know Which Creek Your In. When I Knock You To Out With All My Bab Im Going To Take Your Head And Ram It Up My @ss.

Bubblegum - Pull The Handle To Flush The Mountain Down The Drain!