Fiction:Clash of the Crimelords

The Clash of the Crimelords is the struggle between the and  to become dominant crimelord.

The Clash begins
General Volim recieved a new message, inviting live hologram chat.

Volim - ''What is this? This better be important.''

He acceptd, and appeared.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Oh hello there, so called crime boss and ruler of this galaxy. How's life treating you? Died in combat yet? No? Well that's too bad.'' Volim - ''You again? I though I had dealt with you already.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - No, in fact, we haven't had a single battle yet.

Genrai Nal walked up behind Falrik. When he spoke, his voice was deep and menacing, but not in an aggressive tone as Volim's.

Genrai Nal - I'm about to fix that, if you dare me too... Volim - Talking like this usually ends in an unecessary waste of ammunition for me. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Waste of ammunition? Oh, I'm so sorry. I apologize, do you want me to steal it or cut off your supply instead? Because it's either one or the other.'' Volim - I mean, I could always blast your head open, but that would be a waste of bullets.

Sollow walked behind Falrik, with his straight stare and non-blinking eyes. When he spoke, there was no tone in his voice.

Sollow - The only waste of bullets are the ones we're about to fire on you. Volim - You can try, but they will bounce off my skin like they are nothing. Genrai Nal - Only for my blades to penetrate it just afterwards.

Volim glared at them.

Volim - ''You talk too big, an attitude like this will only end up with your death. Maybe not from us, but from the thousand other species in here.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''While we're on the subject of talkin big, your attitude is incredibly arrogant for someone who I doubt has even fought any huge threat. And you claim to be the ruler of this galaxy, but that's only because the ones you fear won't budge.'' Volim - ''I have lived for almost two millenia. I have fought more battles than you could count.'' Genrai Nal - ''More than me? I sincerely doubt that.'' Volim - ''Oh yeah? All I see is a spiky lizard man trying to act hard.''

Genrai Nal was unimpressed, but it didn't show.

Genrai Nal - I doubt you'll be making such assumptions when we're both on the battlefield. Volim - ''Ha! I can safely say the same thing.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - The only way we're ever going to prove that, is if we both go to war.

Volim smirked.

Volim - ''That'll be a fun little passtime for me. You better prepare your graves.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - The irony of that sentence is the fact that we're all already dead... Volim - I'll certify you stay like that. Genrai Nal - And I'll certify you see what it's like. Volim - ''Hmpf. Even the Imperium seems more of a threat than this. Enough wasting my time. Your end will come soon.''

Volim closed the transmission, and after a short while recieved a new one...

Volim - Argh, what now?

Volim opened the hologram chat, and saw two large Loron, one grey and one blue.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''OI WAT DA HELL YA LOSA WHY IS YOO STEELIN MA PIZZA? YEH I KNO IT WAS YOO'' Volim - ''What the...Who are you? What are you talking about?'' Fre'kloar - WE IS DA ROGUE BOYZ YEH AN WE IS PROPA MAD AT YOO YA DUMBO YOO IS STEELIN OUR PIZZA

Volim looked taken aback; he had no idea what they were on about.

Volim - I don't even know what a pizza is, you shouting gits! Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''DONT TRY AN HIDE IT I FOUND MA KITCHEN EMPTY WIV NUFFIN IN IT AN DERE WAS A NOTE SAYIN "Zaarkhun didn't do this, it was definately the Wranploer Legion!" SO SHUT UP AN STOP LYIN''

Volim facepalmed at their sheer stupidity.

Volim - Are you retarded or just very stupid? Fre'kloar - YA MOMS BOF

Volim was not one to take insults to his mother.

Volim - ''How dare you! You will pay for provoking me!'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - AN YOO WILL PA FOR RUININ MA SUNDAY AFTERNOON MAN I WAS HUNGRY Fre'kloar - WE IS JOININ DA ZAARKHUN CONSORTIUM YEH DEYZ SAFE DEY DONT STEEL PIZZA Volim - Then I will obliterate you both! Fre'kloar - DEN BRNG IT Volim - Just wait!

Volim closed the transmission. The Zaarkhun Consorium were proving an annoyance... but how long was it before they proved difficult to fight?

Rise of Da Rogue Boyz
The Wranploer recieved a distress call coming from planet Nrakov, an icy world controlled by the Legion.

Wranploer Commander - Hah, so I will need to do a bit of pest control on Nrakov...

He arrives on the planet, wih a squad of Wranploer soldiers.

Wranploer Commander - ''This snowy planet is incredibly cold. Let's hope no one's hiding in the snow.''

From the snow, rogue Loron Troopas started to emerge and attack.

Troopa - YA MOMS DUM PIZZA TEEFZ

The Wranploer Troopers started firing at the Loron.

Troopa - HUR HUR DAT DOESNT HURT ME

The Troopas hid in the snow again.

Wranploer Commander - ''Hur, set your guns on a higher setting. Add laser to the bullets.''

The troopas reappear behind the Wranploer and start to fire their guns at them.

Wranploer - Fire back!

The Wranploer fired, while their armour managed to protect them from most of the bullet damage. Most troopas died, while the surviving ones charged at the Wranploer with their shankas. Two of the Wranploer were killed quickly, while the 5 others surviving shot the Loron in the eyes.

Troopas - AW MAN MA EYE

The Troopas couldn't see anything clearly and started to shank the air aimlessly. The Loron all shanked each other, while the Wranploer Commander finished them off with a few more stabs.

Wranploer Commander - ''I've heard stories about Loron. They've probably got thousands more here. We should get the vehicles ready.''

In a distance, explosions and lasers could be seen.

Wranploer Commander - What's that? O??? - SMASH DEM GUUD BOYZ

They walked closer and took a look...

Wranploer Commander - What?

The Wranploer could see Warboss Kal'kuir and several other Loron destroying a city. The Commander got a radio and contacted the Legion Military Command.

Wranploer Commander - ''Damnit. I'll contact the Legion Military Command. Legion Military Command, do you read?'' Military Command - What is it? Wranploer Command - ''We got Loron, and not enough soldiers to fight em all. I'm gon' need some tanks, some fast vehicles, some helicopters, and a lot more soldiers.'' Military Command - ''Loron are attacking already? I'll get it done the fastest I can.''

The Commander turned the radio off.

Wranploer Commander - ''We don't have much time to wait. Fire at the Loron from up here, in high ground.''

The Wranploer squad did so, using sniper rifles and heavy machine guns. Kal'kuir looked up and noticed the Wranploer Kal'kuir - ''SO I SEE SUM OF DEM ESCAPED? OI BOYZ DEYZ OVA DERE''

The Loron all fired at the Wranploer.The Wranploer placed down some cover in front of them.

Wranploer Commander - That deployable forcefield sure does come in handy.

From behind the Wranploer, Sneaky Boyz started to appear and attack them. Wranploer Commander - Agh, dangit!

They fired on Da Sneaky Boyz, and managed to kill them all but ther were only a few survivors remaining. However, some aid came from the skies...

Military Command - We are here, Commander. Wranploer Commander - ''Deploy the tanks round here on high ground, and get the soldiers on the other side of the Loron. Let's hope surrounding them helps... Oh, and do you have any missiles to spare? If so, fire them on Loron around he other parts of the planet if you see any, even thoguh this is the main force, I can deal with them.''

The Military Command starts to do so. Kal'kuir and his troops approached the Commander's location while firing.

Kal'kuir - ''YOO FHINK DAT WILL SAVE YAS? HUR HUR YA SO DUM''

Kal'kuir's boys began to climb the cliff.

Wranploer Commander - ''Dangit! Tanks, fire!''

The tanks fired, but their distance was limited; they could only fire at Loron from afar.

Kal'kuir - HAV A TASTE OF MA DEFF RAY

Kal'kuir's claw hand opened and he fired a death ray-like beam from it at the Wranploer. All of the Wranploer in the Commander's squad died. The Commander roared, and charged at Kal'kuir.

Wranploer Commander - ''You me, one on one. Now!'' Kal'kuir - YOR FUNNY MAN TRYIN TA TAKE A LORON ON LIKE DAT Wranploer Commander - And you're a funny man with a robotic eye! Kal'kuir - YA MOM

Kal'kuir stabbed the Commander with his shanka. The Commander pulled out his electronic blade, and stabbed Kal'kuir's arm.

Kal'kuir - HUR HUR HUR I CANT FEEL DAT

Kal'kuir headbutted the Commander and threw him into the ground. The Commander got up out of the snow and cut Kal'kuir's right arm off.

Wranploer Commander - Now you're gon' need more implants!

Kal'kuir grabbed the arm, connected it again, spinned it a little and it was back to normal.

Kal'kuir - DATS A LAME TRY MAN IMMA KILL YOO NOW

Kal'kuir fired his death ray at the Commander. The Commander was at the last of his strength, and was finally killed when Kal'kuir kicked his head off.

Kal'kuir - HUR HUR HUR I IS DA TEKKNOBLITERATA

Military Command - Fall back!

The Wranploer over the planet tried to retreat, but were all destroyed by Kal'kuir's boyz before they could get offworld.

Kal'kuir - DATS WAT YA GET FER STEELIN OUR PIZZA YA LOSAS NOW DIS WORLD BELONGS TO DA BOYZ

The Loron all partied on the planet as they finished smashing it. Meanwhile, away from battle, Falrik, Sollow and Genrai Nal discussed with the rogue bosses.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Well done, I'm impressed. You'll take this world, and get tons of pizza and bling. We'll also help you mine for even more bling if you want.'' Fre'kloar - SIK MAN YOR AWSUM Falrik Zaarkhun - There's tons of bling you can mine from this world. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - OI YA LAZY DUMBOS START MININ ALREADY

And the Loron started to harvest the planet.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I'll upload information to Da Geekz on how to get more efficient mining and bling. Anyway, what world shall we attack next?'' Fre'kloar - WE WILL KILL DEM ALL MAN Dark Zr'Ahgloth - DEM WE WILL TURN DEM ALL INTO PIZZA FAKTORIES HUR HUR HUR Genrai Nal - ''Before you do, I haven't tasted real combat in a long time... I want to fight next.'' Fre'kloar - fine man watever Sollow - ''Of course, there's another world for you to go after. Which Warboss would be suited to a volcanic planet perfect for mining Da Bling?'' Fre'kloar - ''volkanik? eh man any of dem can do dat deyz all awsum'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Because, you see, I kinda want to piss them off by removing their sources of income. Forcing them to steal will get the entire Borealis provoked by their new method of theft. Not only that, but I don't want Volim earning more money than me.'' Sollow - And next we'll go after their sources of food, meaning they'll all starve and have to stay inward and grow food on their own planets. Falrik Zaarkhun - Yes, and when they try and rob Da Rogue Boyz' pizza... Dark Zr'Ahgloth - im gettin hungry now man Falrik Zaarkhun - ...I was hoping you'd say something like "den wed propa batta dem an make dem running" Dark Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN I WUS GONNA SEY IT BUT I FORGOT Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Good. Also, by doing this it'll also restrict the Wranploer to stealing from UNO, or the Zoles. But either way that'd get whoever they steal from a bit unimpressed. I could, "persuade", UNO to fight against the Wranploer... but no you wouldn't be fighting with them.'' Fre'kloar - DATS DUM MAN WE EXIST TA FITE UNO Genrai Nal - ''What of the ? Their power is growing, more rumours spread of them aquiring new power every day.'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''GTFO? eh man deyr boss my homie he eint trouble'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Why should I care for their cause, though? They've done no favours for me, they'll get none in return.'' Sollow - Actually, now Da Rogue Boyz are allied, as Dark Zr'Ahgloth said, we can probably get them to help out. Fre'kloar - dunno man deyr all weird sekretiv doods Falrik Zaarkhun - ''By the sounds of things they're too busy preparing their own plan, though. We'll see how things turn out, for now. Anyway, meeting dismissed. We'll get talking about this tomorrow.''

Battle of Roakron
Several ships landed on planet Roakron.

Wranploer - ''Huh? What's that?''

The ship landed in the starport, and an armoured figure wlked out, met by a Wranploer guard.

Wranpleor - ''Who are you? What do you want here?''

"You don't need to know who I am."

The Wranploer pointed his weapons at Zaarkhun.

Wranploer - Yes, I do. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''But no you don't, because... you're dead.''

Genrai Nal, while cloaked, stabed the guard from behind.

Wranploer - Aaargghh

The Wranploer died.

Genrai Nal - We must move quickly; they will be investigating soon, and we don't want to lose the element of surprise. Falrik Zaarkhun - I've got greater elements of surprise...

He looked up to the sky, and could make out a Zaarkhun ship full of an army, which cloaked.

Genrai Nal - We will move out now.

Sollow, Falrik Zaarkhun and Genrai Nal walked into the building. Several guards heard their footseps...

Levarcor Guard - I hear someone.

The Levarcor sniffed the air.

Levarcor - And he is nearby!

Sollow killed him with a suppressed sniper rifle. The three cloaked, but the guards continued to sniff them out..

Levarcor - ''I sense them here! I wanna smash them! Smash them all!'' Genrai Nal - That is an opportunity...

Genrai Nal stabbed him.

Genrai Nal - ...you will miss. Levarcor - Cowardly!

The Levarcor jumped back and tackled Genrai Nal. Genrai Nal grabbed him and smashed him on the floor, while Sollow used a tranquilizer sniper rifle.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Drag them back to the ship, Sollow.

Sollow dragged them back, and then joined them. The three walked ahead. More Levarcor armed with machine guns started to appear, searching for them. Falrik Zaarkhun cloaked, and walked right in front of them.

Levarcor - ''I feel their smell! Fire!''

They all fired at where Falrik was. Zaarkhun fired his shotgun-blaster at them, killing them all, before they got to fire.

Falrik - Carry on. Levarcor - They seemed soo...taaasty

The Levarcor died. The three walked forward into a huge factory. Some Minchar are working on the factory. Falrik Zaarkhun approached one.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Getting on with your job well, I see? Minchar - oh thanks, mister...huh?

Genrai Nal grabbed him, and choked him by the throat.

Mincher - HELP!

Genrai Nal put his free hand over the Kincher's mouth, stopping him from talking.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''You shall now work for me, or be choked to death. I can double your payment.''

The Michar's facial expression changed from scared to excited. Minchar - ''Ohh...you should have told me that before. I hate working in here. I'm treated as a slave!'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Oh we have excellent conditions back at the Consortium. However, we've got on condition... spread this to as many people as you can in this factory.'' Minchar - ''Oh sure, my friends will be hyped about this. But you should hide, I can hear the guards approaching.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Piece of cake.

The three cloaked. The Minchar went off to tell about the Consortium to the others, when several Levarcor entered the factory.

Levarcor - ''I heard they came here. Search for them! I wanna smash them!''

Sollow prepared his sniper rifle.

Levarcor - Did you hear something?

Sollow shot poison darts at them all.

Levarcor - Aaargh I feel baaad...

The Levarcor all died. Falrik Zaarkhun uncloaked and went to the Minchar.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Do you accept the job? Minchar - Yeah we do. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''My ship's back in the starport. Don't be alarmed by the to tranquilized Levracor there, they'll be working for me too soon. And welcoe to the Consorium. I guarentee we aint cheap like the Wranploer, we actually offer good work.'' Minchar - ''That's great. We'll go now.''

The Minchar all left to the starport.

Genrai Nal - It might be better to simply kill them. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I'll deny Volim of his work force one way or another. This way, I gain my own.''

A Loktan, who was the boss of the factory, was startled to see it empty.

Loktan - Where's my workers at?!

Sollow tranquilized him.

Genrai Nal - ''Loktan? We've got plenty, we don't need him. Kill him.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Hmm... he might have information on how the Legion's tech operates. I'll take him back.''

Falrik Zaarkhun took him back to the ship, and then rejoined the three.

Genrai Nal - Move out. Falrik Zaarkhun - Wait- I see more guards approaching.

More Levarcors approached, now carrying flamethrower-like weapons

Levarcor - Hurrr we'll burn them! Genrai Nal - I'm tired of working in the shadows; now we've cleared this factory, there's no need to.

Genrai Nal approached them uncloaked.

Genrai Nal - Come and burn me! Levarcor - Tiny man!

The Levarcors all fire their flamethrowers at Genrai Nal. Genrai Nal walked through them, barely affected, and killed them all with his blades.

Genrai Nal - I was hoping for a challenge.

An Wranploer appeared from behind and slammed Genrai against a wall. Falrik Zaarkhun shot the Wranploer.

Genrai Nal - They are incredibly strong if they can do that. Wranploer - ''You think this place has no cameras? We have seen everything you did!'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Perfect...

Zaarkhun grinned, as more Wranploers entered the building with all kinds of weapons. Several hovering Zaarkhun vehicles outfitted with missile launchers flew down to the location.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''But Wranploers! Why are you fighting? I cut triple your payment and deliver it in advance!'' Wranploer - We are our own bosses!

They all fired at the group. The bullets, however, simply hit a forcefield.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Nice work on the forcefield, Sollow.

Several mercenary troopers appeared behind Zaarkhun.

Falrik Zaarkhun - If you're all your own bosses, then I'm the Big Boss!

The troopers fired their lasers, and killed the Wranploer. Most were killed, the ones surviving ran away, damaged.

Falrik Zaarkhun - These new laser weapons are perfect. Sollow - ''They're not lasers. They just pretend to be.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Hmmm. An element of surprise. Anyway, shall we go destroy the Wranploer base here?'' Genrai Nal - ''Yes. We have no use for it now we have the factory, and we can build our own base on the ruins.''

Several Zaarkhun tanks, hovering vehicles and robots went for the base. Legion troops appeared and fired at them.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I'm bored of hiding behind a forcefield. Sollow, take it down, just for the laughs.''

The forcefield went down, and several missiles came from the hovering vehicles. The Legion troops were slowly defeated.

Falrik Zaarkhun - I don't even need the tanks.

The robots went into the base, which was destroyed moments later.

Falrik Zaarkhun - All right, this planet's now ours, and so is its minerals.

Zaarkhun began to add their own buildings to the base. Meanwhile, on another world...

Minchar - ''Hmm, I hear there's been attacks on Wranploer mining planets. Lucky we're just a common farmer world, nothing's gonna happen to us.''

Suddenly, Loron troops led by Kal'kuir appeared and started to kill everything in their path.

Kal'kuir - CRUSH DEM GUUD BOYZ FALRIKS GONNA BE PROUD OF US

Several Levarcor arrived.

Levarcor - ''What? More big, stupid brutes? That no fair. We was the only ones! We gonna smash you!'' Loron - WAT DA HELL MAN DEYZ WANNABES Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS COPYCAT DINOS KILL DEM ALL

The Loron attacked the Levarcor, and moments later, the Levarcor were all slaugthered.

Kal'kuir - HUR HUR EVEN MA MOM COULD KILL YAS

The Loron and Loron'Kikra took over the planet easily. Meanwhile, back in Volim's palace...

Computer - Voim, you have recieved an invite for live hologram chat. Volim - Let me guess... Falrik Zaarkhun - Yes, it is the 'tiny bug scum' or whatever insults you have to throw at me. Volim - Predictable. Farlik Zaarkhun - ''I bet you're really upset that I took 2 of your mining worlds and one of your food-producing worlds so easily that you couldn't have expected. I bert you're running to momma right now, then you got ym message and had to stay. Awww, poor Volim.'' Volim - ''Hmm, let's see. I lost three worlds. That means I only have 986,497 left. Oh I sure am in danger!'' Falrik Zaarkhun - But you gained 986,497 worlds in 2 millennia, and lost 3 in less than a day.

Genrai Nal walked up to the view on the hologram.

Genrai Nal - You better learn to be cautious, or we will have more weapons than the Loron on you.

Volim clenched his fist.

Volim - ''You are an ant compared to my true enemies. ANTS.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Tough talk for a guy who needs cybernetic implants and genetic mutation just to be strong. How's that cybernetic heart treating you? I hear you started coughing a lot when you first had that treatment. Ouch.'' Volim - ''Your Loron friends. I could crush them with my bare hands if I wanted to. And guess what? Every thime you take a planet, two more are conquered by us across the galaxy. You have no power to intimdate the Legion. Stop trying.'' Genrai Nal - ''Why do planets have to come into this? I could easily cut you apart with my blades and end this war.'' Volim - ''And what's the fun of ending the battle so soon? I want some fun before I devour your face.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Guys, we need to work on new methods of intimidation. We'll go for many at once... Oh and bye Volim, see you when I'm either rubbing victory in your face or stabbing you!'' Volim - Good luck with that.

The transmision ended, but Volim recieved another soon afterwards.

Volim - ''What now? Let me guess...''

All of UNOL appeared on hologram, with blank expressions.

Volim - ''Oh? Who is this?'' - You had better start talking, Volim. Volim - ''I make the questions here. Who are you and how dare you contact me?'' - ''I'll give you short answers. We are the Unified Nation of Ottzello Leaders, and how dare YOU go ahead with your unprovoked attacks on the Unified Nation?'' Volim - ''I haven't attacked no Unified Nation. I am busy with this Zaarkhun nonsense.'' Kralgon Emperor - Then how do you explain this:

He provided a list of UNO AIs attacked and officials assassinated within UNO, and they amounto to dozens.

Kralgon Emperor - And all evidence points right towards the Wranploer Legion. Volim - ''I don't know who attacked you but it wasn't me, and it isn't my problem! I said I am busy with other conflicts!'' Yogtam - Add us to the list, because we declare war.

Volim growled.

Volim - ''Idiot! You wish to suicide, then so be it!'' Kralgon Emperor - We'll see who's more suicidal after you've lost thousands of planets...

They disconnected, and Volim recieved a final text message on the computer from Falrik Zaarkhun. It read: "trolled".

Volim - ''Hmpf. Like I care. I can always contact some of my...friends...''

Da Sneaky Boyz
A rogue Loron fleet was going after another Legion planet. Genrai Nal was in there, along with Warboss Knar'gank. Genrai actually felt unconfortable around Knar'gank, as he never had seen a Loron that quiet.

Genrai Nal - ''We must be cautious. This is a stealth mission, and if we execute it properly, we'll deal damage to the Legion and get you some pizza.'' Knar'gank - ''eh. sure''

They landed on the planet, next to a jungle region.

Genrai Nal - You know how to sneak through the jungle, right? Knar'gank - yeh dats easy Genrai Nal - Good.

The Sneaky Boyz and Genrai Nal went crawling through the jungle, and spotted a Wranploer Legion base.

Knar'gank - ''deres da enemies. I can go dere an blow da entire place down unless yoo wanna do dat'' Genrai Nal - You blow the base up, I'll assassinate anyone who could be looking your way. Knar'gank - ''fine. lets go boyz''

Knar'gank and his Boyz cloaked and invaded the base. Some minutes after, explosions were going on around the entire base.

Genrai Nal - ''Good. Now we've taken that part, we can go for the next of 2 more targets.''

The Boyz and Genrai Nal hid in the grass and trees as the sentries came to investigate. They killed the sentries and procided to the next location; a plantation.

Knar'gank - plantashion ahed Genrai Nal - Don't blow this one up. Knar'gank - wat den? Genrai Nal - ''Knock everone out. Oh, and put these on them-''

Genrai gave them helicopter-like devices.

Genrai Nal - Put them on the bodies of the ones knocked out. Knar'gank - ok man

Knar'gank and his boyz went in there, knocking out everyone and putting the devices on them. The bodies flew back up to Zaarkhun's ship.

Genrai Nal - ''This is proving too easy... Wait some guards are approaching.''

Knar'gank and his boyz approached from behind and snapped the necks of the guards, killing them all silently.

Genrai Nal - Excellent.

They all proceeded ahead, deep into the jungle.

Genrai Nal - We need to keep our stamina p. Why don't we stop around here and set up camp? Knar'gank - fine

They all set up camp for a while, and ate for a bit.

Genrai Nal - ''Hmm, not enough food. Let's go hunting, shall we?'' Knar'gank - alright yeh

They hunted around, ate, and then proceeded. However...

??? - OI WAT DA HELL Knar'gank - ''wat? whos dere?''

Jol'kiar came out.

Knar'gank - oh sup Jol'kiar - I FIGURED YOO YUNGSTAS WOOD NEED HELP SO I DROPPED BY WHILE YOO WAS EETIN Knar'gank - dats sik man welcom abord Genrai Nal - ''There must be a reason you joined. Why is that?'' Jol'kiar - falriks got dis plan yeh basically me an genrai gonna distract da wranploer doods while yoo sneaky boyz get in da main base an kill da person in charge Knar'gank - sounds cool man

They all proceeded to the base, and saw heavy amounts of patrols by tanks and troopers.

Jol'kiar - see wat i meen deres loads of peepz here Knar'gank - eh dats nuffin me an ma boyz can sneak past dem Jol'kiar - no man dey got propa good cameras yeh yood hav ta distract dem from da outside Knar'gank - yoo do dat den

Jol'kiar and Genrai Nal sneaked to the other side of the base.

Jol'kiar - SO MAN LET GET SMASHIN

They were approached by several tanks and soldiers, who Genrai destroyed with his blades and Jol'kiar with his fists.

Knar'gank - so boyz while dey distract dere we skeak like only sneakas can do

Knar'gank and his boyz sneaked into the base. The base was quiet, besides a couple guard who Knar'gank's boyz killed by snapping their necks. However, they soon reached their target.

Sneaky Boy - wat da hell is dat man Knar'gank - huh? Sneaky Boy - ''look at dat big bird fingy dats wat were ment ta kill? wat da hell man i quit''

The group all saw a Chronodrake. The Boy was punched in the face for being a wimp.

Knar'gank - yoo quit an I snap yor nek Sneaky Boy - but serios man look at dat fing Knar'gank - shut up man yoo know dat loronz da biggest an da strongest so get dere an kill dat dood Sneaky Boy - but how man wes ment ta be sneaky Knar'gank - sum of yoo lot distract it an da rest bakstab it wiv da shankas Sneaky Boy - ''dats sik. OI DRAKE FINGY YA MOMS DUM''

The Boy jumped arund, getting the Chronodrake's attention.

Chronodrake - ''What? Who dares to enter my lair?'' Sneaky Boy - ''I DO MAN I IS DA BEST Chronodrake - ''Loron? How did you got past the defenses? No matter, I'll destroy you myself!''

The Chronodrake swooped down on the Sneaky Boy, who ducked. He kept on running around away from the Chronodrake.

Knar'gank - aim fer da bak an stab dat losa

Knar'gank and his boyz sneaked into the fight, jumped on the Chronodrake and started to shank it. The Chronodrake fell down into the walls, and they all fell down out into the battlefield, and on to of the last few troopas.

Genrai Nal - I see you were successful. Knar'gank - ''see? dat was easy as steelin pizza from a kid. an yoo coward was all scared'' Jol'kiar - RESPECT YER ELDERS DUMBO Knar'gank - not yoo man I meen dis sneaka rite heer Jol'kiar - o rite man was he bein a wimp? Knar'gank - ''yeh he was scared of da dragon dood but now I fhink he learned da lesion. da boyz da best.'' Genrai Nal - ''This world is ours. That also means more pizza supplies for you.'' Knar'gank - dats sik Genrai Nal - Meanwhile, I wonder how Zaarkhun's progressed with killing those Keelaw.

On another world...

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Kill all the Keelaw you see, men. And all habitats. That'll send a message to Volim.'' Mercenary - ''Where has Dark Fre'kloar gone? He was meant to be here.''

Dark Fre'kloar appears, eating a Keelaw.

Dark Fre'kloar - IM HEER MAN Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Good. Where's your Loron'Kikra friends?'' Dark Fre'kloar - DEYZ BAK DERE KILLIN PEEPZ Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Good. This Keelaw habitat doesn't have much defenses; Keelaw are sneakers, not fighters, and they've assumed the Wranploer Legion aren't too busy dealing with my fleets attacking other worlds to be able to help them here. hah. Eat everything here, but keep one or two villages intact; I wanna take some Keelaw to work for me.'' Dark Fre'kloar - SIK MAN OI BOYZ YOO HERD HIM LETS GET SUM MEAL

The Loron'Kikra and mercenaries slaughtered the entire population, until it was only a Keelaw leader left.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Listen up here. I don't want to kill any more of you, but I'll have to unless you work for Zaarkhun. We've got much better jobs at Zaarkhun, and we can double your pay and deliver it in advance.'' Keelaw - How can I know you won't use these...things (he pointed at the Loron'Kikra) against us? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''If you don't join us, I might have to use them against you now. But I promise you that, if you do join us, I won't.

The Keelaw leader looked at what remained of his people.

Keelaw - Fine, we accept. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Good. Also, check this out-''

Falrik Zaarkhun activated a device, whcih brought all the Keelaw back, even though the corpses were still left.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I can bring them back to before they were when they all died. It's amazing what Essence can do, isn't it?'' Keelaw - Woah! Falrik Zaarkhun - So, you're in? Keelaw - Of course!

They all went back to Zaarkhun's base.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Huh, I'mma troll Volim again. See how much we're progressing in intimidation...''

Meanwhile, in Volim's palace, he is sleeping in his room, not caring.

Computer - ''Wake up! You have recieved a message.'' Volim - ''Huh? Huh! Grrr, I should turn this off after I'm done.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh hey again Volim. Volim - ''Ugh, what do you want? You're interrupting my naptime.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Not long before I'm interrrupting it in your nightmares... So you'ew still not worried that UNO are preapring a massive attack, Da Rogue Boyz are too, and we are?'' Volim - Of all of you lot, this Unified Nation of Bollocks one is the only serious threat, and I have already prepared myself for it. Falrik Zaarkhun - Is that why your Keelaw population has gone down significantly, then? Volim - ''0.0001% of it. Like I said, I have an almost million worlds, each one loaded with Keelaw.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm not sure many of them will want to stay working with you after I murdered one of their major planets... Volim - I'm sure they will if I torture them enough, even if I need brainwashing. Falrik Zaarkhun - So they'll want to leave you to work with us instead, I doubt they enjoy the Legion's torturing and slave treatments... Volim - They do not have the right to choose.

Sollow stepped forward.

Sollow - Of course they will after we're done tomorrow. Falrik Zaarkhun - The Legion's days are becoming numbered, you just don't realise it... Volim - You seem to think I am alone in this galaxy. You are wrong. I have many associates around, all waiting for my orders. Two of them have already been tasked to deal with you while I take care of UNO myself.

Genrai Nal stepped forward.

Genrai Nal - Then those two must be ready to face my blades. Volim - ''Good luck with that. It's more probably for you to be frozen in an ice cube for eternity trying.'' Genrai Nal - ''Ice cube? Why do you still maintain your attitude as threatening towards us, when your threats are pointless.'' Volim - I can safely say the same to you, spiky man. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Tomorrow, we will not come. We will deal with whatever you sent at us. Now, UNO might be a little problem if they activate their superweapons...?'' Volim - ''Hmpf, superweapon. You have no idea what this galaxy hides. There are things in here that make superweapons look like child's play.''

Volim turned the transmission off.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''He just never learns, does he? Well I got something else in store...''

Volim received a new transmission.

Volim - If it's Zaarkhun again then I'll just close the transmission on this face. ???? - ... Volim - Who dares to contact me? ???? -  dares. Volim - ''Kol Daren? Never heard off.'' Kol Daren - Then you will soon.

Volim inspected Kol Daren.

Volim - ''Wait...you look like a Zazane. But you are not blue. What are you?'' Kol Daren - A perfect Zazane. Volim - ''Huh, perfect. What do you want from me? Shouldn't you be bossed around by Kryptkor or something?'' Kol Daren - ''I just wnat you to know that Falrik Zaarkhun's been stirring a lot, lately. I'm gonna work for the highest bidder.'' Volim - ''So you are offering your services to me? Because if it's money you want, I have loads and loads of it.'' Kol Daren - ''Yes, I am. I can work for you to stop Zaarkhun, or I can work for Zaarkhun to kill you. It depends who has more cash.'' Volim - ''Oh really? Well then, propose me your price. I do want someone to take care of this pest while I care of more important subjects.'' Kol Daren - ''But I don't operate like that. You propose me your price.'' Volim - ''Hmm. Fine. How about a billion?''

Kol Daren's eyes widened.

Kol Daren - ''A billion? Hell yeah, I take the job.'' Volim - ''Hah. Very well. I expect success from you, I don't like wasting my money.'' Kol Daren - ''I can't guarentee on how much I'll get done... But I got something huge in store.'' Volim - ''Do whatever you like. But if you find Zaarkhun himself, leave him alive. I want to crush him myself. Feel free to destroy his spiked friend though.'' Kol Daren - ''Genrai Nal? I don't think I can take him out. Oh, and I'd like to introduce you to my colleague.''

Mac stepped forward.

Kol Daren - ''We work for the same merc business. Not that we automatically work together.'' Volim - I see...I suppose he also wants a billion bucks. Mac - I'm not proposng any job. Volim - ''Oh, it's a shame. I would like to see how you would fare against these Loron...'' Kol Daren - ''He just dropped in to say 'hi'. The Loron I can take care of. So Zaarkhun's planning something big tomorrow, I'll be ready.''

Meanwhile, back at Zaarkhun's base..

Zalrik Zaarkhun - ''So then, Fre'kloar, Dark Zr'Ahgloth. Do you have any idea who/where to attack?'' Fre'kloar - DA PLANETS NEAREST TO DA PIZZA PALACE Dark Zr'Ahgloth - HUR HUR HUR Falrik Zaarkhun - And where is this 'pizza palace'? Fre'kloar - ITS ONE OF OUR PLANETS MAN WE MAKE LIKE A LOOOOOT OF PIZZA DERE ITS RITE HEER

Fre'kloar pointed at a planet in a map.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''So then, take 3 surrounding planets and then all join up to take this last one. I've also sent a spy to Volim, so we'll have a better idea on what to go for.'' Genrai Nal - We must rest now.

The group rested, waiting for the next battle...