Fiction:Third Ottzello Galactic War/Da Moovment

After Da Rebellion, the next chapter in the history of shows how they got so far from so little.

Something's Going On
All of the Rogue Boyz got together in. Lately, there was some big occurances in Ottzello...

- oi man yoo herd da noos? - wat man Jol'kiar - wat yoo neva herd of da tyranites?? Fre'kloar - i herd of tyranodes but not tyranites man Jol'kiar - tyranites is way stronga dan tyranodes deyz all like deres hundreds of dem an deyz jus all strong - dats like da boyz... Jol'kiar - yoo idiot deyz nuffin like da loronz. - ''so its an army of wannabes? meh whai shuld we care?'' Jol'kiar - COS DEYZ BATTERIN DA KRALGON BOYZ Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN I WANTED TA DO DAT Jol'kiar - ''EXACTLY. ALSO DA FACT DAT IF DEY CAN EVEN MAKE DA KRALGONZ DAMAGED DEN HOW TUFF MUST DEY BE''

The Propa Big Rogue Geek spoke up.

Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Indeed, you would be advised not to underestimate. Voa'reak - HUR HUR IMMA SMASH DEM FROM DA SKIE - DOES DEY HAV TEKK? Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - They don't need any. Kal'kuir - ''WAT DA HELL. BUT STILL IF DEY DUNT HAV TEKK DEN I MUS BE BETTA DAN DAT'' Fre'kloar - OI BOYZ I GOT AN IDEA Jol'kiar - WAT? Fre'kloar - WHAI DUNT WE GO FITE DEM AN FIND OUT?? Knar'gank - ''its been a while sinc i last stabbed a dumbo. ma shanka feels lonely wivout a bak ta stab'' Fre'kloar - DEN LETS GO Propa Big Rogue Geek - You idiots... Kal'kuir - YA MOM Fre'kloar - LETS GO

The ship went towards the nearest planet being attacked by the Tyranites.

Jol'kiar - oi man dats  Fre'kloar - wat Jol'kiar - ''basically nao zaarkhuns ded da consorshum neva does nuffin... oh wait yoo dunno who zaarkhuns lot is????'' Fre'kloar - da chikz told me aboot dis zaarkhun dood but meh Jol'kiar - ''hur. anywayz it dunt matta deyz dyin to da tyranites eesy. LETS DO DIS AGEN MAN. JUS LIKE OLD TIMES ENNIT?'' Fre'kloar - YEH

They all landed on the planet, and as usual, Knar'gank sneaked off, while Voa'reak's jetpak boyz landed among the Tyranite Swarm, and began to chop them up. Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar followed them behind, while other Loron bosses led their forces of Boyz to attack the Tyranite Swarm.

Voa'reak - MAN DEY KEEP COMIN

Several larger Tyranites came roaring, but Knar'gank and his boyz took half of them out with stealth.

Kal'kuir - HUR HUR DESE DUM BUGS GONNA GET TOASTED MAN

Kal'kuir fired his Flamethrowa at the Tyranites.

Fre'kloar - SIK MAN MAEK ME A FLAMETHROWA SOM TIME Kal'kuir - YEH SURE NOW LETS KEEP KILLIN I LIKE DA SOUND DEY MAKE WHEN DEY DAI HUR HUR HUR

Voa'reak landed on top of a larger Tyranite, stabbed it in the eye and cutopen its brain. It fell on top of all the smaller Tyranites.

Jol'kiar - ''man... dis is borin... DEY KEEP COMIN'' Kal'kuir - ''OI WHERES DEY COMIN FROM? MEHBEH WE CAN KILL WATS MAKIN DEM''

Propa Big Rogue Geek (on radio) - They seem to be coming from that . Fre'kloar - DA WAT??? Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''That... long tube thingy that Tyranties come out of is giving birth to Tyranites!'' Kal'kuir - OH I SEE IT Voa'reak - SIK DIS IS A JOB FER ME

Voa'reak flew over the Tyranite force to try and cut it open... but it had already been blown up by Knar'gank by the time he reached it.

Voa'reak - LOSA YA NINJAD ME Knar'gank - SHUT UP MAN DERES PLENTY MORE

Voa'reak flew around and dropped bombs on the Tyrabreeders.

Jol'kiar - deyz beginnin ta run out Kal'kuir - DERES STILL PLENTY TA SMASH

Kal'kuir electricuted several Tyranites nearby.

Fre'kloar - ''OI MAN SOM OF DA BOYZ IS GETTIN TIRED AN DYIN. WE LOST LIKE HALF DA ARMY'' Jol'kiar - ''DA HELL? DOES DAT MEEN WE IS...LOOSIN?'' Fre'kloar - WE IS MAN Jol'kiar - OH MA DAYZ BAK IN MA DAYZ LORON NEVA LOST

Knar'gank ran back to the others.

Knar'gank - ''dere was too many ta sneek... anyway yanno wat we need?'' Fre'kloar - WAT MAN Knar'gank - a good booma Jol'kia - ''dats troo... we killed da best loron booma eva. we so dum'' Voa'reak - HUR IT WUS KNAR'GANKS FAULT YA SEE HOW DUM SNEEKAS IS Knar'gank - ''meh. anywayz we got boomas but dey havent got a good boom boss.'' Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wait a second...

Up in space, the Propa Big Rogue Krooza killed the Tyranite Spaceflyer.

Propa Big Rogue Geek - There, now there'll be no more Tyrabreeders coming. Fre'kloar - ''WAT MAN DE WERE COMIN FROM SPESS? HOWS WE SUPPOSED TA KILL DEM DERE DATS SO DUM'' Jol'kiar - WAT DID I ALWAYS TEECH YOO MAN DA SPESS DOESNT MATTA JUS KILL WATS IN FRONT OF YOO Fre'kloar - soz man still deses tyrapeepz so dum Jol'kiar - doesnt matta we all fink so

Eventually, after a few more hours of fighting, the Tyranites were gone, but there was only 20% of the Rogue Boyz forces that had attacked the planet.

Voa'reak - wat da hell way too many boyz died in dis Fre'kloar - yeh man sumfins up dese tyradoods is too powaful Kal'kuir - it wuld be easia if deres wusnt SO MANY OF DEM

Mehbeh We Shood Moov Man
Jol'kiar - i kno dis is gonna sound wimpy, but... Knar'gank - wat? Jol'kiar - perhaps ottzello ent safe man perhaps we shood let da kralgies an tyradoods batle eech ova an den com bak ta smash watevas left Fre'kloar - ya meen...we leev ottzello? Jol'kiar - yeh man

The warbosses all got skeptical.

Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN DATS DUM AN WIMPY I LIKE OTTZELLO Jol'kiar - ''DATS NOT WIMPY. IN MY DAY WE WASNT STOOPID MAN WE KNEW DA DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JUS LEEVIN FOR A BIT AN BEIN A WIMP'' Voa'reak - mehbeh jol'kiars rite man afta da kralgies an da nites kill eahc otha its gonna be a piece of pizza ta com bak Knar'gank - i agree wiv jol man hes da oldest he knos da best Fre'kloar - ''hur... fine man'' Kal'kuir - IF WE IS LEEVIN DEN WHERE IS WE GOIN?

Jol'kiar scratched his head.

Jol'kiar - ''...i didnt plan dat far ahed. lets ask da geek''

They all got back on board the Propa Big Rogue Krooza.

Propa Big Rogue Geek - So, you've come to your senses, eh? Fre'kloar - YEH I SUPPOS YOO KNO WAT DA DO? Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''I do know that other Loron had stolen inter-galactic travel, and have spread all over the First Gigaquadrant. But we don't have any intergalactic travel technology to steal.'' Kal'kuir - SO WE CANT LEEV? Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well, the have come back.... Voa'reak - ''da hell? I fort dese peepz died bak in da second war'' Propa Big Rogue Geek - No, they just ran.

Fre'kloar folded his arms.

Fre'kloar - ''IF YOR EXPECTIN ME TA WORK WIV DEM... oh wait dey hate da propa big empire'' Jol'kiar - ''so we ask dem fer help? hur i dunt like askin fer help dats so unloronly. bak in my day...'' Propa Big Rogue Geek - Or you could blackmail them to help. Knar'gank - dats a load betta Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''With the situation they're in, havng you come along is the LAST thing they'll need... so they'll be begging to give away their intergalactic travel engine.'' Fre'kloar - fine den lets do dis

<!-- Technobliterator: ==The desperate Ottzelloans== Technobliterator: Up in the United Nations refuge... Technobliterator: Valzo - I'm picking up a message, patching it through... Technobliterator: Fre'kloar came up on the UNO screen. OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ GALOT DUMBO Technobliterator: Valzo - Oh really, piss off, we've got way to much on our plates... OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - OI YOO SHUT UP AN LISTEN TA ME Technobliterator: Valzo - What?? OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - ME AN MA BOYZ WANT YOR INTAGALACTIC TRAVEL FINGIES AN YOO BETTA GIV DEM TO US OR DA KRALGIES AN DA NITES WONT BE DA ONES TA KILL YOO Technobliterator: Technobian President - Why exactly should we help you? Technobliterator: Suddenly, the President's throat was slit. Technobliterator: Knar'gank - COS DIS WILL HAPPE NTO YA OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - YA SEE WE IS WAY AHEAD OF YA SO YA BETTA HELP US Technobliterator: The United Nations felt intimidated. Technobliterator: Yogtam - I should fight you all... but we're in no position to. Technobliterator: Valzo - Yeah, we have to get a new Tchnobian leader. Although, Feldosia's showing promise. Technobliterator: Dakster - Oh well, we'll give you our last intergalactic travel engine. Bu however, can you help us in return? OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - IF WE FEEL LIKE IT. WAT DO YA WANT Technobliterator: Dakster - Go fight on a Kralgon world for us. If you can destroy it, it'll be easier for us to survive without fear of oppression from there. You can also probably get a bit more technology to help our intergalactic travel engine run more smoothly. OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - yeh i do like smoot drivin...FINE ILL DO IT Technobliterator: Dakster - Then there's nothing else to discuss. Technobliterator: Knar'gank stole an UNO fighter, returned to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza, which set off for the next world. Technobliterator: ok, that should be all. how much time do you have left? OluapPlayer: 10-15 minutes Technobliterator: okk, there's one part i really want done, but we'llhave to skip ahead a lot. Can we do the part where the Rogue Boyz come to the Milky Way and learn of the Second Black Fog War? OluapPlayer: Ok

The Kralgon World
?? Technobliterator: (can shu come in at this point to scare them all like 'stay out of my way or be corrupted'?) OluapPlayer: (alright) OluapPlayer: A massive dark nebula advanced into Rogue Loron territory, consuming everything in it's way. Technobliterator: Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELLS DAT OluapPlayer: Kal'kuir - OI GEEK WATS DAT I HAV NEVA SEEN ANYFIN LIKE DAT Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - Actually, nor have I... nor is there any records of it ever happening since... 10 billion years? OluapPlayer: Jol'kiar - DA HELL? DATS LIKE...ERH...one...too...tree...OVA A DOZEN YEARS MAN Technobliterator: Fre'kloar - ...yor ment ta be old an cleva... dumbo. ITS OBVIOUSLY 40 YEERS Technobliterator: There was an evil laughter heard, and a huge dark figure stepped out. OluapPlayer: Voa'reak - OI WATS DAT Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - He's called... Oh yes, there is some recent records - Nightmare, or Shu'ulathoi. Technobliterator: (hurry up an hav him tak man) OluapPlayer: Figure - I do am Shu'ulathoi, and you have trepassed my territory, false Loron. Technobliterator: Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN YOR A FALSE XHODDIE SOS YA MOM Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - GET LOST MAN STOP ACTIN ALL TUFF Technobliterator: (how about Shu'ulathoi is about to kill them, then kolossus says no?) OluapPlayer: Shu'ulathoi extended his tentacles, grabbing all the warbosses by the necks. OluapPlayer: Shu'ulathoi - I feel like killing you now, scum! Technobliterator: While choking them to death, another figure appeare dbehind them. Technobliterator: Kolossus - If I may, lord, I'd say you should leave them be.