Fiction:The Encounter/Part 3

  *The Asgordians... They can express all Normal Emotions. Like Happiness, Sadness, Love, Hate, the Norm. The Asgordians Chose the Good Side, and want to be Friends with the Whole Galaxy. However, this Plan would have Dire Consequences for this, Admittedly, Beautiful Race.*  

In an Asgordian Ship near the Iteok Khereg:
Commander Lezia - "What a Beautiful Day..."

  *Suddenly, an Auto-Message Plays.*  

Auto-Message - "YOU ARE NOW APPROACHING THE ITEOK KHEREG. STAND BY TO BE DESTROYED." Lezia - "Destroyed?"

  *Lezia contacts Helenia.*  

Lezia - "A Message said "Destroyed" on It, I'm scared!" Helenia - "Contact the Iteok, If you can." Lezia - "The Message came from them!" Helenia - "Then Contact them, It's easy! Just Target a Planet and Contact them! =D" Lezia - "Thanks! =)"

  *She Targets Horherhorg.*  

Lezia - "Hello?" Iteok Diplomat Itkirh - "Who is this Abobination?" Lezia - "I Represent the Asgord Empire, and we want to be Friends with you!" Itkirh - "Bah! YOU??? YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!" Lezia - "Come on, now, you wouldn't Refuse the Asgord Empire, huh?" Itkirh - "MISSILE!!!" Lezia - "Wait, what do you mean???"

Helenia - "They're trying to Destroy your Ship! GET OUT, GET OUT!!!" Helenia - "Use the Boosters!"

Lezia - "Boosters... Boosters... This?"

  *The Ship Strafes Right Quickly, Avoiding the Missile, but that wasn't what Helenia wanted.*  

Lezia - "Did I do good?"

Helenia - "Yes... Now, I know an Iteok Ally called the Hako Empire. Find them. They will tell you how they did it." Lezia - "Thanks!"

In the Hako Empire:
  *Lezia Goes to the Hako Empire. It is Inhabited by the Hakons, which have Metal Dinosaurs as Pets.*  

Lezia - "Hello?" Hakon Diplomat 3FK0 - "I am 3FK0, state your purpose." Lezia - "Wanna be Friends?" 3FK0 - "Only if you give us 1 Million Kron for the Construction of the 4N3KS Tower." Lezia - "Ok, here you go!"   *Fires a Missile with Cash*   3FK0 - "What? What is this?"

  *The Missile Explodes, And it is Raining Money now into the Hakon Palace.*  

3FK0 - "You shook us Slightly. But no Matter. We are now Allies." Lezia - "Thanks! Now tell us - How do we Ally the Iteok?" 3FK0 - "The Iteok are Evil. We Allied them for Profit. Hyper-Speed Packs only Exist in Our Empire. The Iteok Demand is Massive! To Ally them, you need a Weapon that they would Want." 3FK0 - "But not the kind you used here. But we can Provide you with Such Weapon. Come Back here in 1 Klok." Lezia - "Huh?" 3FK0 - "It's About 16 Minutes in Kraw Time." Lezia - "Ok! (Maybe if I shower the Iteok with Money, they will like Us!)" 3FK0 - "We Read Minds. Plan will fail!!! Come Back, Asgord Specimen!!!"

  *She Tries Showering the Iteok in Money.*  

Lezia -   *Fires Fireworks that say "GET READY FOR FRIENDSHIP!!!"*   "Hello, Horhog..." Itkirh - "GO AWAY!!!" Lezia - "WATCH!"

  *She Fires Money Missiles to Every City in Horherhorg. Upon Explosion, Money comes out of the Missiles, Making the Iteok who are in them Rich.*  

Lezia - "Do you like us Now?" Itkirh - "NO!" Lezia - "Then here's Flowers!"

  *She fires a Mega-Bomb full of Flowers, that cover the Palace.*  

Itkirh - "WE HATE FLOWERS, YOU SUB-SAPIENT SPECIES!" Lezia - "Ok, one last Weapon, this Better Work!" Itkirh - "NOOOOO!!!"

'  *She Fires Happy Rays to the Iteok Populace. Now they can only Smile.*  '

Itkirh - "You... Idiot!!! Just go to Ikrhas and Not here! And Bring your stupid Flowers with you!" Itkirh - "You will never get an Alliance here." Lezia - "Ok!"

  *She gets a Transmission from 3FK0.*  

3FK0 - "The Iteok are now in a High Demand for Anti-Matter Bombs. Get them Here." Lezia - "Thank you! Are those Dangerous?" 3FK0 - "Yes. The Iteok want them, so here they are!" Lezia - "Ok. Then I give the bombs to them-" 3FK0 - "Intact! Intact!" Lezia - "And then-" 3FK0 - "Ask for a Price of 100000 Kron. This will be Beneficial to your Economy too." Lezia - "Thanks!" Odd Signal - "Asgord Empire! CEASE THIS IMMEDIATLY!" Lezia - "No Ikrhas, We will Ally you, like it, or Not!" Varkeos - "No! we are the Kraw! Your Allies?" Lezia - "Oh, it's you! I was just giving the Iteok Presents for an Alliance. I don't know why they like Bombs, but..." Varkeos - "There will be Dire Consequences if you Ally the Iteok." Lezia - "I bet those "Consequences" Are Gifts, hah! =D"

  *The Transmission was Closed by 3FK0.*  

3FK0 - "Trust me - We are Allied with the Kraw and Iteok - Nothing bad is going to Happen to you." Lezia - "Thanks, 3FK0. You are a True Friend." 3FK0 - "You gave us 10 Million Kron, not 1." Lezia - "Heh, the more, the Merrier!"

The Alliance:
  *Lezia goes to the Hako Empire to get the Bombs, then Goes to Ikrhas, dodging every Spaceship that wants to kill her. In Ikrhas, one Spaceship is Nearly Destroying her.*  

Lezia - "WAIT!!! I HAVE ANTI-MATTER BOMBS FOR YOU GUYS!!!"

  *Toragh 9 Hears.*  

Toragh 9 - "Hold your Fire. I think these idiots have what we want." Toragh 9 - "Lezia, bring us what we want!" Lezia - "Yes, Siree! Only 100000 Kron Each!" Toragh 9 - "Bring them to Us and we will give you Payment."

'  *Lezia Brings the Anti-Matter Bombs to Toragh 9. Toragh 9 Gives them the Money.*  '

Toragh 9 - "Excellent, now come here!" Lezia - "Yes Sir!"

  *Lezia Goes down to the Iteok Palace, and is now on a Dining Room.*  

Toragh 9 - "Sit."   *Lezia Sits.*     *Toragh 9 shows Lezia Meat, but it's meat from out of this Galaxy...*  

Toragh 9 - "The Point of this test is to see that if you are Strong Enhough-" Lezia - "To chew this? I have 73 Teeth! I can do this."

  *Lezia Takes a Bite of the Whole Meat.*  

Lezia - "Hot... HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!! WATER!!!" Toragh 9 - "She Tried. Maybe an Alliance will be Beneficial After all..."

  *Lezia Drinks from a Water Well, the Iteok's way of Distributing Water.*  

Lezia - "Phew... What meat was this?" Toragh 9 - "Ayrai-Shikwan Meat. We use it to test our Possible Allies's Strength. 3FK0 Survived this test." Toragh 9 - "Sign Here in the Kraw Language. This is an Alliance Treaty." Lezia - "THANK YOU!"   *Signs*   "Wait, is that Meat Poisonous?" Toragh 9 - "No, It's just Really Spicy." Lezia - "Thanks!"

  *Before she Leaves to the Tahars, she has just one more thing to say...*  

Lezia - "Hello?" 3FK0 - "Yes?" Lezia - "I Did it. I ate the Spicy Meat. How did you guys do it?" 3FK0 - "We have Mechanical Tongues. We can Taste. but we don't burn our tongues." Lezia - "Ok. Thanks for Everything!" 3FK0 - "Oh, wait, in my Pseudo-News Sheet, it says "Kraw at war with Asgordians." You better go back to Ka'an." Lezia - "War? what is war?" 3FK0 - "They are going to Destory Ka'an. And your Empire. I will come with you. For Defense." Lezia - "Thanks... You are a REAL Friend."

In Ka'an:
Lezia - "I Allied the Iteok... But..." Helenia - "We lost the Kraw. We are doing a Massive Project to gain the Kraw Back! Would you and your Friend like to Come?" Lezia - "My Pleasure." 3FK0 - "Plan will Succeed, Accepting."

  *Helenia Invited 100 Allies to Sing a song for the Kraw, Called "We are Friends, why aren't you?", A Song with the Same Style as "We are the World". Varkeos is Contacted.* </i> </b>

Varkeos - "You better have a Good Explanation for why you allied our Enemies." Helenia - "Here it is!"

'  *Varkeos's Transmission is Taken to a Music Studio. The Song Begins.*  '

You came to us and said we were good friends... But later on you torn our hearts Apart... We are so sad that we went to Extremes... Like Singing this Beautiful song for Yooooouuuuu...

We are all Friends living in a Happy Planet... But why are you so angry at us all?... You are what is Missing in our Hearts... We are Friends, but why aren't... YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU! WOO!

Varkeos - "We are STILL not Dropping the War Declaration."

  *Shuts Off*  

Everyone that sang - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

2 Hours Later, in Ka'an:
Helenia - "Well, at least we kept what they gave us. This Computer map." 3FK0 - "It's showing a Danger Message!" Helenia - "It would cover the whole screen if it did. That's how our Warnings work." 3FK0 - "That's it! You have Denied me for the Last 3 and a Half Kloks!" Helenia - "3 and a Half what nows?"

  *3FK0 captures the Computer.*   COMPUTER - "TAHAR SPACE FLEET HEADING FOR KA'AN" 3FK0 - "Zoom in, Zoom in..."

  *The message now Covers the whole Screen.*  

3FK0 - "Here. Hope you get it now." Helenia - "Oh my!"

Ka'anian Alarm System - '  "A UFO FLEET IS ATTACKING ASGORDIA. REPEAT - A UFO FLEET IS ATTACKING ASGORDIA."  '

Helenia - "WE ARE DOOMED!" 3FK0 - "Why?" Helenia - "We have no Decent weapons! How do we fight them?"

  *A Signal from an Ally Emerges.*   K33I from the Hako Empire - "Our Empire came as soon as we Could. Defend our Allies!!!" Neknew from the Izzt Empire - "We are here to save Asgordia! YEAH!!!" Zavrhos from the Iteok Empire - "Useful Allies are Rare. Defending you is my Mission."

Helenia - "This is why I ally People."

  *The Allied Fleet Circles the Tahar Fleet, Shooting it Until they are all Destroyed.*   Zavrhos - "Now, back to my Tahar Extemination mission!" Nekew - "Mission Accomplished. Miss." K33I - "Mission Succeeded, New Orders Awaited."

Helenia - "I'm going to Talk to the Kraw." 3FK0 - "Truce will Fail - Only Option - DEFENSE" Lezia - "I Hope they Understand what we want..."

  *Helenia Opens the Communicator, and Contacts Varkeos.*  

Helenia - "Vark-" Varkeos - "WHAT!? YOU ANNOYING SPECIES!" Helenia - (Using Serious side of her Brain) "We Demand an Assembly! Our allies plus The other major 3 Races. Oh, and Us." Varkeos - "DENIED!" Helenia - "What if we-" 3FK0 - "If you Don't Accept, we'll Hand over more Weapons to the Iteok!" Varkeos - "We Will Accept. But only on 1 Condition - You keep your Promise on the Deal we will Debate." Helenia - "Sure. =D"

In the Assembly in Asgordia:
  *An Assembly is Held in Asgordia, Entitled "Our Future". All of the Asgordian's Allies and the Major 4 Races of the Kraw Galaxy attend this Assembly. The Kraw were hoping to Launch the Major Fleet Today, but the Asgordians had other Plans...* </i> </b>

Varkeos - "This is Absolutely Ridiculous!" Kzarg - "I Know! The Kraw Fleet for the Tahars! This Assembly is a Waste of Time." Varkeos - "Let's Penalty the Asgord Empire after this."

  *Helenia notices it's a Heavily Cloudy day Outside, so...*  

Helenia -   *To a wrist-com*   "FAN!"

  *A Huge Fan Comes and Moves all the Clouds away, making it a Sunny Day.*  

Toragh 9 - "I Hate Sunny Days. Rrrrgh!"

  *The Meeting Commences.*  

Helenia - "All people in Place for the "Our Future" Assembly, what do the Major Races Propose?" Varkeos (Kraw) - "End the Iteok Alliance!" Toragh 9 (Iteok) - "More Weapons, More!" Horkarew (Tahars) - "Stop Supplying them with weapons!" Toragh 9 - "What? No way!" Horkarew - "Yes way!" Varkeos - "Just End the Alliance!"

  *A "Coatis-like" Argument Emerges.*  

Helenia - "STOP IT! ALLIES, What do you propose?"

Fevvizzt (Kzzii) - "Just Supply the Iteok with Weaker Weapons, so they won't be much of a Threat anymore." Toragh 9 - "THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!!" Horkarew - "Fevvizzt is Right!" Toragh 9 - "If these Barbaric Ideas Continue, we will End our Alliance!"

Helenia - "STOP! Any Other Suggestions?"

Uytiff (Tuhitt) - "Iteok and Tahar Empires - Just Stop the War!" Other Allies - "Good Idea, I Approve!"

Toragh 9 - "NO! They must Die!"

  *Toragh 9 gets a Loud Boo from the Allies.*  

Toragh 9 - "What is This?" Varkeos - "They hate your Proposal." Toragh 9 - "My Proposal is Their Extinction so we can Advance further North!" Horkarew - "What? You Idiot!"

  *Another Coatis-like Argument Emerges.*  

  *This Assembly goes on for 3 Days, as NOBODY can make a Decent Argument.*  

The Argument goes on...
Varkeos - "We have a Fleet Standing Still for this Pathetic Assembly. JUST UN-DO THE ALLIANCE!" Helenia - "No! we must All be Friends!" Varkeos - "You cannot Ally Everybody."

  *Varkeos gets a Loud Boo from the Aliies - For the 36th Time.*  

Helenia - "Uhhh... I am Tired... Next Suggestion..."

3FK0 - "In order for this Assembly to End, I have Downloaded your Minds into my Techo-brain." 3FK0 - "What if everyone was Allied, but the Asgordians are Left out of the War?" 3FK0 - "No Weapons, no Destruction, No Supplying. At least for the Asgordians."

Other Allies - "Wow, Nice Idea!"

Horkarew - "That is EXACTLY what I said, so I agree." Varkeos - "We Accept your Proposal." Toragh 9 - "We Accept, because I am bored with this. We have the Hakons Anyway."

Helenia - "So, here's the Deal! We cannot Interact with the War!"

Everyone - "YEAHHHH!!!"

  *The Deal is Taken, The Asgord Regained the Kraw Alliance, Maintained the Iteok Alliance, and Allied the Tahars, in Exchange for No War Interaction. Everything was peaceful for the Asgordians Again. The Kraw are now Launching the Fleet they Should have Launched 3 days ago. It is now, the Beggining of the End.* </i> </b>

CONTINUES IN PART 4