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Hiya, since on windows live/msn (whichever you wnat to call it) we make epic rolepays when we're bored, let's show them to other people!-- 22:23, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

Zr'Ahgloth's letter of complaint
Josephine Paulonis says
 * Zr'Ahgloth walks up to Lezia with a letter of complaint*

Irskaad says
 * Lezia pets Da boss*

Josephine Paulonis says OI LEZIA IVE GOT DIS FER YA YA BETTA REED IT *shoves letter in her hand*

Irskaad says
 * Lezia reads, then throws the paper away and pets the boss*

Josephine Paulonis says The letter read: "Dear Lezia da Losa I is Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth an I is very annoyed wiv yoo Fer startas, YA KEEP PETTIN PEEPZ!! DATS STOOPID

Irskaad says (She threw it away because she could not understand it.)

Josephine Paulonis says HOW FUCKIN DUM IS YA???!!! STOP IT RITE NOW (who cares let me carry on) Fer second, ya cant flippin rap I meen WAT KIND OF LOSA cant rap? Even Angzhar can rap oh my days Third, ya keep pettin peepz! Oh wait I sed dat Errrr third ya talk in a losa voice! wat da hellz rong wiv ya? youve annoyed lots of peepel ye an we're fed up of yas any more and Imma shank you an all of ya boyz an chikz bring all yor boyz i will bring all of fine With hate, Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth" Irskaad says
 * Lezia pets the boss*

Josephine Paulonis says OH MY FLIPPIN DAYS DIDENT YA REED DA LETTA??

Michael Harding says (Wait...hold on. Zr'Ahgloth is mega stupid but he can spell Zr'Ahgloth? FAIL)

Josephine Paulonis says (ha lol :P)

Irskaad says
 * Lezia keeps petting* Lezia - I didn't understand the language.

Josephine Paulonis says OH MY DAYS YOO AR DUM MAN

Michael Harding says Let me translate then. Michael Harding just sent you a nudge. Josephine Paulonis says Oi angi boi tell dis DUMBO wat I sed

Irskaad says Lezia - *Keeps petting* Lezia - I wanted to snatch a Xhoddie hatchling for myself, but I am holding that plan for later. *Keeps petting*

Michael Harding says Dear Lezia the loser. I am very annoyed with you. For starters, you keep petting people. That's stupid. Secondly, you cannot rap. Even I can rap. You talk in a loser voice. You've annoyed lots of people. Anymore of this and they will stab you.

Irskaad says Lezia - Everyone loves petting! *Pets Zr'Aghloth* Look, he likes it!

Michael Harding says [facepalm] Irskaad says Lezia - *Keeps petting* You like it, don't you, cutie?

Josephine Paulonis says OH MY FLIPPIN DAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irskaad says Lezia - See? He likes it!

Josephine Paulonis says DONT NEVA CALL ME CUTIE AGEN I IS BADASS I ENT CUTE YA SO DUM

Irskaad says Lezia - You are so cute!

Josephine Paulonis says An fanx Xhodie blud fer telling dat IDIOT wat it ment
 * shanks lezia*

Irskaad says Lezia - Ow! *Regenerates* You are so cute...

Josephine Paulonis says
 * shank shank shank*

Michael Harding says Stab her with this [Throws Zr'Ahgloth a Xhodocto Energy Knife]

Irskaad says Lezia - AAAAAAA! *Regenerates* Stop it, cutie!

Josephine Paulonis says Safe blud


 * shanks with chaos energy shank*

Irskaad says Lezia - Owie! (Is this going to regenerate?)

Michael Harding says (Very slowly)

Josephine Paulonis says
 * shank shank shank*

Irskaad says Lezia - AAAAAAAAA!!! Damn, I am badly injured... Why does this take so long to heal?

Josephine Paulonis says
 * shank shank shank shank shank*

Irskaad says Lezia - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Josephine Paulonis says DONT NEVA CALL ME CUTE AGEN IM BADASS

Irskaad says Lezia - ...Cute?

Josephine Paulonis says OI XHODI BOY WANT SOME FUN SHANKING DIS IDIOT?

Michael Harding says Sure.

Irskaad says
 * Lezia teleports out*

Michael Harding says Dammit. I was going to stab her with this... [Angazhar pulls out an Energy Katana]

Josephine Paulonis says Follow her den shes such an idiot ya can tell wich place shes gonna go to da asgord land

Irskaad says
 * She is in Varterh, the new Iteok Colony conquered from the Vartekians*

Michael Harding says ... Close enough.

Irskaad says Lezia - Awww, *Looks at dead vartekians* These people were so cute...

Michael Harding says She's in Varterh, I can trace her for kiloparsecs.. Or gigaparsecs...

Josephine Paulonis says sick sickage blud

Irskaad says Lezia - *Walks around the City in construction*

Michael Harding says [Angazhar teleports to Varterh, on the other end of the colony] [Teleports Zr'Ahgloth with him]

Josephine Paulonis says dat was sik teleportin now lets find dat losa

Irskaad says Lezia - *Sees working Robots* Nice work, robots!

Michael Harding says Robot!

Irskaad says
 * Robot pays 0 attention*

Josephine Paulonis says WAT MAN
 * rips robots parts off*
 * ALERT ALERT INTRUDER DETECTED*

Michael Harding says Hmm...that wasn't needed. Josephine Paulonis says WAT MAN GO AWAY CANT I SMASH A ROBOT IN PEACE?? DUMBOS IMMA KILL YOO ALL Michael Harding says ...No matter. I can find her myself.

Irskaad says
 * Iteok Soldiers go to fight Zr'Aghloth and Angazhar*

Josephine Paulonis says
 * rampages accross colony killing Iteok*

Michael Harding says [Angazhar scans the surface using his vision]

Josephine Paulonis says CYA ANGY GO GET DED LOSA FOR ME K? AND SAFE FER DA KNIFE

Michael Harding says No problem. ... Found you! [Teleports to Lezia]

Irskaad says Lezia - AAH!!! GET OUT!

Michael Harding says [Creates field of chaos energy so she doesn't teleport]

Irskaad says Lezia - *Tries to Teleport*

Michael Harding says Now, let's see how you do without your energies..

Irskaad says Lezia - Why can't I teleport?
 * Iteok surround the field, trying to rescue Lezia*

Michael Harding says [Angazhar disappears]

Irskaad says Lezia - Thanks, Mighty Iteok Khereg!

Josephine Paulonis says (no? iteok are busy with da boss?)

Irskaad says (Some are with Aghloth, others are in the field* )

Josephine Paulonis says (na they'll need EVERYONe to kill him)

Irskaad says (They are so arrogant they think only some will kill him)

Michael Harding says [Reappears on a top of a construction skyscraper]

Irskaad says Iteok - Get down from there! Michael Harding says [Leaps off the tower and crushes soldiers]

Irskaad says Lezia - Oh my...
 * The Iteok crushed die*

Michael Harding says Now...what to do with you...

Irskaad says Lezia - Oh my... Why can't I teleport???

Michael Harding says [Grabs Lezia, holds sword to her neck]

Irskaad says Lezia - I can't die! It's pointless!

Michael Harding says Hehheheh... [Turns sword vertically]

Irskaad says Lezia - What are you going to do?

Michael Harding says This. [Slits her neck]

Irskaad says Lezia - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! <>

Michael Harding says [Cut starts to burn from energy]

Irskaad says Lezia - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!