Fiction talk:Friendly Republic of the Asgord

Incoming Transmission from the United Republic of Cyrannus
''Greetings beings of the Friendly Republic of the Asgord. I am sure you are aware of the United Republic of Cyrannus, it is a huge benevolent organization which was created in order to ensure the survival of peace and unity in the Cyrannus Galaxy, and to a lesser extent, the entire Gigaquadrant. The Senate has recently been made aware of the situation that your republic finds itself in, and we are shocked. While we can't condone violent attacks against our allies, we equally can't condone the genocide on your people. It is for these reasons that we will try to evacuate as many of your citizens as possible to the Cyrannus Galaxy, where they will be educated as Cyrannian citizens, where we hope that they will abandon their foolish ways of petting, while retaining their universally known values of friendship and kindness. We plead that you will accept our aid in protecting your people, the legacy of the FRA will be forever destroyed.''

-The Honorable President Apollo of the United Republic of Cyrannus