Captain:Zr'Ahgloth

"I dont care wat ya fink of me. Da loronz like me. So shut yer trap."

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Life just fer kills. Kills just fer fightin. Fightin just fer bein a badman an stuff hur hur hur."

- Zr'Ahgloth

Zr'Ahgloth' is the leader of Da Propa Big Loron Empire. Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth, known to the AIs and others as the Technology Obliterator (but he says this name was to geeky so he's simply called The Tech-obliterator, or the Technobliterator (Da Tekknobliterata if you want to be Loronish) is the toughest, strongest, baddest and evilest Loron to have ever existed. He is also a much better leader than all previously, and has led them through many wars that he has ultimately become victor. as strong as he is, he's incredibly thick.

Labour camp
Zr'Ahgloth was part of a huge empire who were conquered by Emperor Zargoth as part of his plan to gain power. As part of the labour, they did several bad things that Zr'Ahgloth and the others endured. He suffered more pain than any other Loron, which gave him huge endurance. Zr'Ahgloth has not described the torture he went through, but he was almost worked to death and given little food. However, Zr'Ahgloth found a way to escape. Using all the Boyz, he was able to escape and destroy Zargoth's camp, which damaged Zargoth.

Becoming leader
Zr'Ahgloth reformed the Loron Boyz who accompanied him into Da Loronly Loron Empire- a rebel empire which wished for the old ways of "just killin and smashin" rather than the new civilised civilised Propa Big Loron Empire. He later proved that he was the best fighter. He inherited very strong genes, and it showed. He proved countless times he was tougher and stronger than the rest of Da Boyz. As a young Loron in the camp, he used to beat up people older than him and bully others younger, which was the reason he suffered the most torture. He grew up this way, and thus, became perfect for the army.

As he was the one who led the Lorons to victory, he was anointed Boss of his own empire. He also loved to prove he was the strongest Loron alive, and used a Taldar artefact to revive a Hyper Epic Creature to kill it just for kicks!

However, it wasn't enough for Zr'Ahgloth. Zr'Ahgloth wanted to defeat Da Propa Big Loron Empire. Zr'Ahgloth led a huge fleet against their leader. As Zr'Ahgloth's ships around him were mostly destroyed, Zr'Ahgloth raided the Propa Big Boss' star ship and, after a hugely epic and iconic struggle, defeated him. This, by Loron tradition, meant that Zr'Ahgloth was now Propa Big Boss of the Propa Big Loron Empire.

Early Propa Big Bossship
When Zr'Ahgloth stole a inter universal traveller, he sent a star ship to the Milky Way, and the first empire he met was the DCP. Zr'Ahgloth was infuriated at the 'geekiness' of what he saw- hugely powerful and sophisticated technology. Zr'Ahgloth truly introduced himself to the universe when he foolisly declared war on them all...

Zr'Ahgloth also hated the Zazane. Since they arrived, he saw them as an annoyance and didn't know why he was showing them any kindness. When they declared war, he was delighted, and sent masses of boyz to fight Lordess Nix. However, the Taldar saw the chaos this would result in, such as Zr'Ahgloth's lack of appearance in he March of the Apocalypse. So they prevented the Zazane from ever arriving in the first place. The Zazane still came, but were forced to befriend the Loron temporarily. it wasn't long, however, before they were at each other's throats once again.

March of the Apocalypse
Zr'Ahgloth's only known appearance after that is during Descension during the March of the Apocalypse. during this time, he fought against the Xhodocto and other demon swarm in the epic struggle to descend into Hell and defeat Kamik'Shi. Zr'ahgloth also served in the Final Battle; he helped distract the Xhodocto, who would have otherwise defeated the alies far quicker than he did.

Just before the Xhodocto were about to overrun Zr'Ahgloth, Kroc defeated them. zr'Ahgloth and his homiez survived...

Second Ottzello Galactic War
Zr'Ahgloth served a huge purpose in the Second Ottzello Galactic War, as a leader ad as a fighter. he fought Warlord Titanozor, Voratah and the infamous Tyraz Breek. The fight with Tyraz is seen as iconic in Zazane and Loron culture.

Zr'Ahgloth claims to have won all these fights but fact is that all were drawn.

Later, Zr'Ahgloth, alon with tyraz, was kidnappd. his temporary replacements were both killed, so th loron became servants of the Kralgon invasion Force. When he returned, he found the Loron working for the Kralgons, and went on his own one-man crusade to get them back. This failed, and, despite the damage he'd done, he was caught by the Kralgons.

Vartekian War
They were about to execute him, however, they soon learned of a war by their allies, the Vartekians. The Vartekians were planning something huge... and the Kralgons owed the Vartekians a lot for their aid, and so rushed in to help. They also decided the Loron would be needed, and so, they commanded the Loron to work for them. But they'd need a strong leader... so they fitted Zr'Ahgloth with the system and forced him to work for them, in return for Loron independence. Currently, Zr'Ahgloth is leading Da Boyz to fight alongside his former enemy, to whom he owes a favour.

Characteristics
So, why does every Loron love him? Because he's the strongest Loron alive and the second smartest. But he still needs Da Chikz and Da Geekz to help him when it comes to anything involving intelligence. Every Loron is scared of him, and he is a feared figure throughout the universe. Since he became in charge, the Loron have (in their eyes) never lost a battle. They only lost 2 previously, they were the same war, when a leader who lasted 6 years (the second longest lasting Loron ever) died fighting. The writer made a mistake and wrote it twice by accident, so it's thought to be two. He's the toughest of the lot, and is the fairest- he lets every Loron join the army and only kills innocents when they've annoyed him (innocent Loron, that is...)

One of the reasons everyone likes him is because he returned to their old traditions of killing everyone and causing terror, but made them worse. Past Lorons broke tradition and became a more happy empire, mindin their own business. Then Zr'Ahgloth took over. he did the old thing of doing everything himself, got rid of the Robots doing work and returned to Loron stupidity by getting rid of Da Skoolz and making them training barracks. Then he declared war on everyone he met. This was seen as positive, as the Loron were bored in their new way of life. They wanted a traditional one. They wanted someone to kill. And that's what Zr'Ahgloth gave to the

Personality
Da Propa Big Boss is a Boss who always gets what he wants, and always wants what he gets. He focuses purely on what is best for Da Boyz and cares little about anything else. He will beat up someone if they hold a shiny object, which is Da Bling to Loron. He enjoys challenges, and is used to being the strongest Loron ever, so he often gets in to fights without knowing who or why it was. When it comes to politeness, he doesn't care- to him, life is just thrills & kills. It is this personality that earned him such a reputation.

Appearance
Zr'Ahgloth appears different to many other Bosses- Zr'Ahgloth dons what is known to others as a mafia-cowboy style look. This look is iconic and unique to the Loron, and many rich Loron don that look rather than bling. All Loron bosses are painted so their spots are a different colour; Zr'Ahgloth painted his black, presumably to match his clothing.

Equipment
Da propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth has been seen with Heavy Blastas and ordinary Blastas, however, it is doubtful that he carries guns often, as he feels they are for "wimps who dunno how ta fight propa". He does, however, carry two guns which have been likened to Revolvers, although he rarely uses them.

Abilities
Da Propa Big Boss is a born fighter. It is a well known fact he was born with genes geared for combat. His best abilities would have to be the fact that he feels less pain even than other Loron, his almost unbelievable stamina, and huge strength, which dwarfs that of most common Loron (and this was immense in common Loron anyway).

Early beginning
As a young child, Zr'Ahgloth was interested in hip hop. He used to spit rhymes about the many people he beat up, and gained a close relationship with his DJ. MC Zr'Ahgloth and DJ Yr'Angatan were one of the greatest underground hip hop hits. When the two were signed, Zr'Ahgloth rose to fame even before his bosship. He released multiple studio albums.

Bosship
When Zr'Ahgloth gained his bosship, he became even more popular when it was law that all Loron must own a copy of his albums. He also gaind features from multiple non-Loron artists on his albums. While his albums weren't so well recieved outside of Loron culture, they were hugely popular among hip hop fans.

Feud with Dark Zr'Ahgloth
A new rapper, Dark Zr'Ahgloth (or Dark Zr'Angloth), arrived, threatening Zr'Ahgloths' career. He claimed that Zr'Ahgloth stole his look, bling and rappin style, as well as half his rhymes and flow. However, Zr'Ahgloth made the same claims. They have since begun a huge rapping feud.

Accomplices
Zr'Ahgloth's homies are Zr'Ahgloth's best friends for life really, that he has trained to be near to his strength. On average, they are of around 1/2 the strength of Zr'Ahgloth and, if they teamed up, would beat their leader. however, that is not possible, for the following reasons:
 * 1) Every time that idea is brought up they argue about who will be the new Propa Big Boss, and so it starts massive wars
 * 2) They're all scared of Zr'Ahgloth
 * 3) It's not Loronly for more than one Loron to kill a boss, and is described as "wimpy"

Thr'aloy
Da Propa Big Big Warboss Thr'aloy is the second strongest Loron alive, and is leader of the Loron military. He became homie of Da Boss when they fought side by side in a battle during the DCP/Loron, but have previously worked together when exploring the galaxy to conquer.

Fl'Ontalyx
Da Propa Big Warboss Fl'Ontalyx is a very strong Loron. He has fough alongside Zr'Ahgloth on multiple occasions, and was one of his favourites. when Zr'Ahgloth was captured in the Second Ottzello Galactic War, he fought Lo'Thakkon to becme Propa Big Boss Fer Now, and won. However, he was killed shortly afterwards in an explosion set by the Ssik, giving Lo'Thakkon the title. He was recently reproduced (cloned), and now fights along Zr'Ahgloth once again.

Lo'Thakkon
Lo'Thakkon isanother of Da boss' favourites, who foguht alongside Zr'Ahgloth in multiple occasions. He fought with Fl'Ontalyx for Propa Big Boss ship when Zr'Ahgloth was captured, but lost. When Fl'Ontalyx was killed, he took over, but was killed shortly after by the Kralgon Invasion Force, and has only recently been reproduced.

Fr'unthopal
Fr'unthopal is another of Da boss' homies. He is a master rapper, and often helps Da Boss with composition. He was also one of Zr'Ahloth's helpers in the labour camp. Fr'unthopal became strong through fighting.

Allies

 * Da Homiez
 * Dakster (formerly)
 * Voratah- Temporary allies after Voratah instructed him to do a job

Enemies

 * Warlord Titanozor
 * Tyraz Breek
 * Khazurhal Angazhar

Quotes from others
"Pathetic mortal meat! His soul wouldn't even satisfy a Shorzhul!"

- Khazurhal Angazhar

"A hugely scary figure... we fear Da Propa Big Boss, and despise him at the same time."

- Galot

"Interesting... a powerful figure who is despised and thought of as foolish? Yet he still manages to do perfectly well..."

- Kralgon Emperor

"This boss Zr'Ahgloth could prove very useful..."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"Complete Idiot. Enhough said."

- Commader Kies Kortograa of the Kraw Empire

"If Zr'Ahgloth is the best the Loron have to offer, we majorly underestimated their sheer stupidity."

- Ja'Dan Fleetfather of the Fordan Empire

"Hehehehe...you have no idea what is coming for you, big boy..."

"OH GOD WAT DIS DUMBO CANT RAP FO SHIZZLE"

- Dark Zr'Ahgloth

Quotes from himself
A selection of quotes from him:

I is da best SHUT UP DUMBO OR IMMA SHANK YOO Rap is da best eva ''ye? spode does exist? I saw him at pizza hut last night?'' PIZZA I DA BST FOOD DAT EVA EXSTED ''SO FLIPPIN SICK of dat tyraz dumbo. Get flippn ova yaself, losa.'' WAT DA HELL MAN DATS SIK I WANNA KILL DEM LET ME hAV A GO

And many more

Trivia

 * Zr'Ahgloth is designed to represent Technobliterator's brother

In Spore
Sporesauce 95 created him. He had imagined the leader as a sort of Mafia Leader. I liked the idea, and used it! i later created a much bigger Zr'Ahgloth since Sporesauce didn't have a Sporepedia account, and I wanted to use Zr'Ahgloth.