Thread:Ecoraptor3339/@comment-5496489-20171102142934/@comment-25890179-20171209045545

Oooo....kkaaaay. And that is the exact type of mindless, rambling bullshit that makes religion look stupid. Whoever wrote that needs to go have tea with the flat earthers and fake moon landingers.

This is gonna sound crazy coming right after what I just wrote, but did you guys know that zombies are real? The voodoo ones at least. I guess the voodoo priests give the unfortunate fellow a good dose of pufferfish venom, then dig his paralyzed butt out of the dirt and shoot him up with chemicals made from a psychedelic plant and toad venom. It scrambles the brain, makes the person look like a corpse, removes their sense of pain, and makes them highly suggestible. Kinda makes all those old stories a bit creepier huh? Read the Serpent and the Rainbow if you're interested.