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Universal Discussion Board
 This is a universal discussion board, from which all empires can give any announcements to every other empire. This board is not under the control of any organised entity unlike the Seven Starr Alliance, Universal Alliance of Nations, or Intergalactic Federation, so that all empires can send and recieve messages here.

The universal discussion board is available on common hyperluminal frequency #97, subspace frequency #201, and common holonet frequency #1138. The primary communications nexus for the board is in the Sol system in the Plazith Rim; other relays exist in the Cyrannus, Forma, Ghelaxin, and Girdo Galaxies. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire 

The Sporemaster Civil War
"The Alliance has broken, and is now at war with itself. The Sporemaster Civil War has started, and we request aid immediately!"

- Evermind

''Greetings, Sporemaster Alliance! With our Reconstruction nearly done, our military is raring to have a go at someone. We will send 2 million soldiers to assist you. We will have 3 million in reserves to help if 2 million is not enough.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"Thank you, TIAF, for your aid. We will remember it, and once we have reunified ourselves we shall be at your service!"

- Evermind

''We are a nation for universal unity, and civil wars definitely don't help. We strive to protect other nations such as yours, and hopefully our troops will help turn the tide of the war. We are also offering refuge to civilians and extra ammunition and weaponry.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

''What caused this rebellion? Why do they wish to fight you while the Gigaquadrant is in such a fragile state? ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

"From what my bots overheard, they intend to use the chaos to their advantage, using the Xhodocto as a smokescreen so we can't beat them. Other then that, IDK what their fighting for, or why."

- Evermind

''If they don't tell us their reasons for war, then we can't have any sympathy for them, and any alliance that is a threat to you should probably be able to make public their intentions. So, on that note, would you like to accept our offer of quantum replication technology, Evermind? Also, am I right in assuming that you've abandoned your Tuuros colonies? Our HDS's haven't detected much activity there recently, and they've noticed quite a few of your ships leaving. ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

"Yes, we are withdrawing from Tuuros. We do not have enuff time and energy to continue their right now. And yes, we would love to have your quantum replication tech, that would be a great asset in the war."

- Evermind

"We fight because we wish to do more then just site around and talk. The Sporemaster Alliance was stagnating, and even with all the chaos occurring, they were not coming to a decision, so we made our own. Is that really so bad?"

- Dwary

Incoming Transmission from the Zaarkhun Consortium
"Greetings people of the universe. Allow me to, introduce myself. My name is Falrik Zaarkhun, commander of the great Zaarkhun Consortium. And let me tell you about us. We're not a gang of crimelords, or a mere swoop gang. We're a nation, self supportive in every way. We're not a bunch of nomads or warmongers- we watch wars. We influence their result. We're the Zaarkhun Consortium. Thank you for sharing your time, I'd like to meet you guys, you seem...wealthy... powerful....highly advanced in technology. So there you have it."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"We are disgusted by you. You call yourselves a powerful nation, yet you steal, smuggle and hide in the shadows! And make money from mere extortion? You are pathetic"

- Galot

"Hmm. I guess we won't become friends then."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"We have heard... rumours... of your Consortium, from the Ottzello Galaxy. What exactly is it that you want?"

- Emperor Tokzhalat

"Enough of your wild lies! Our people have already had enough of a pirate group trying to pass themselves off as good guys. As you have not wronged us yet, we shall remain neutral, but if you make any hostile movement towards us, believe me, you will not like it!"

- Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"People who lie so obviously should really just shut their mouths. We have an old saying among the Lost. "Best to be silent and thought a fool, then open you mouth and prove it." Someone who lies about something so easilly proven a lie, is not a person who we want as an ally. We would not hire nor ally you even if it killed us."

- Evermind

"Well, now this is interesting. The Sporemaster Alliance may be above hiring mercenaries but we of the Darkstar Alliance are not. After all, from one pirate to another, its rather fun to watch wars develop, and help them along every so often. So, how much do you cost?"

- Dwary

"What we want, great and proud Emperor, is nothing more than power. I want us to be a strong empire that will roam the universe unoposed. We just want to be like you, a great and strong nation, and what I want is power that is unimaginable, unimaginabale power that will benefit all of us. And Dway, our mercenary business is still, lets say, under construction. Although I could sparfe a small army for, say, 2,000,000 sporebucks? We're top dogs. And Lorrelas, why so sad? We arent just "a bunch of pirates" as you refer to us, no. We are much, much, much more than that. I'm sure we can, in fact, become friends... if you allow it. And Evermind, really? Hmm... I guess we won't become friends at all."

- Zaarkhun

"That would not be possible... It seems some rogue Vartekians reside within your consortium. If we are to see any of them we shall kill them on site."

- Admiral Votarah

Basic Rights are THREATENED!
"Help! The Tahar Empire is denying their citizens of the freedom of religion. Their law is that people must practice their religion at home and silently. A basic right is the freedom of open religion. In 2010, you were allowed to practice whatever you want openly. This is a right allowed to all; so we must bring the TAHARS TO JUSTICE!"

- High Priest Pepis

''Maybe you should bring this issue up with the Tahars themselves, rather than sending a call to arms to the rest of the universe. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire''

"Yes, it is kind of unnecessary, as discussing with the Tahar government would make it easier..."

- Admiral Arian

"I'm afraid its the 29th century in human standard calender. It is not any other empires right, to tell how an empire treats its own citizens. Most religion is banned in our coalition, and we're happy although some are accepted as long as it is quiet."

- DCP

"Perhaps the Tahar can't handle religion, perhaps it might collapse their infrastructure. Whatever the reasons, Pepis, you'll just have to accept it."

- DCP

"What the hell?! I will knock some sense into them!!!"

- Lieut.Adm. Benjamin XII of the BNSC

"Are you all stupid!?! In the history of the humans; 1800s their times; they accepted 10 rights in which the whole of the Pepia galaxy follows. This is civics!"

- Representitive of the Pepis Empire

"This matter is very un-political. You do realize that you are bringing up a topic in which does not concern us. It would be best to have addressed this matter with the Tahar themselves. It seem like you are taking offense to another races culture. For example we have not been so fond of the way your people do things. We have no religion ourselves either. I believe that this issue should have been kept to your selves or with the Tahar."

- Admiral Votarah

"Think of it this way. Tahars eventually conquer everyone; or at least the religious peoples. Kamik Shi is not worshipped. He goes on the attack. End of life as we know it. Buh bye."

- Unknown Pepian Priest

"Only the Cult of the Deathmarch worship Kamik'Shi, they are fanatics. Nobody worships Kamik'Shi, he will kill all regardless."

- DCP

''It is also the right of the Tahars to govern as they please. It is to our understanding that many religions of 2010 allowed their followers to worship and pray silently. Unless the Tahar are restricting which religion their citizens follow, we do not believe this to be a violation of basic rights.'' -Emperor Marinus IV of the TIAF

''We do not waste our time with either trifling matters like these or helpless little civilisations like yours. We suggest that you try and find a solution to your own problems, and attempt to meet with the Tahars in order to attempt to negotiate something instead of initiating an interstellar call to arms. Also, why are you bringing up matters of relatively ancient Earth politics? They seem to be more or less irrelevant to the "issue" at hand.'' - Salsetthe Republic

"Erm, if you do not waste your time with matters like these then why did you.... nevermind. Anyways, I believe it is the right of the Tahar empire to rule how they please. I may not like how the DCP rules its citizens (no offense, Emperor Wormulus), but I do not meddle with his affairs! If you want to change it, Pepians, you should change it yourself."

- Grand Admiral Aturox

Ugh, pepis, Did you really have to make a scandal about perfectly natural governmental rules? Here's our constitution for Mythological Beliefs:

1. The Tahar Empire is Atheist and shall have no religion. Citizens are taught from early age not to fall into religious beliefs, because they are illogical.

2. If a Tahar wishes to practice religion, he must do it outside the empire's borders, or at specially designated cities for such purposes. (There is only 1 - Ektokom, a domed city in Telkom)

3. Foreigners wishing to practice religion must do it at home and silently, and nobody must hear them.

We have these rules to maintain order in our empire. If religion was abundant, we'd have more wars than if we were all atheist. Just take a look at the Tex Federation or the Human Race of the 21st century for examples. We don't want terrorism. We are a survivalist race, aiming for near-perfection in our lives. Now, leave us alone, pepis. We don't want to negotiate!

- Emperor Horkarew of the Tahar Empire

"Hmm, what did i miss? Something about religion? The Lost think religion is a waste of time and effort. No no need to say we practice none. As far as we know, religion starts wars. The Tahar are allowed to govern themselves as they wish, it is of no concern of any other nation. If the citizens of the Tahar are upset about this, then they can ask for help themselves. You do not need to do this for them."

- Evermind

Xhodocto
''The Xhodocto have retaken Tuuros. Unsurprisingly, they managed to overwhelm our eight Hyperluminal Defence Stations, and presumably the few Sporemaster Alliance defences that remained there have also fallen. They did take heavy casualties, but we're not sure how many. Maybe a billion? Probably less. To be honest, we don't really know. All we have to go by are our pre-battle estimations, and whether or not our data from the battle itself seems to match them. But even if it were that many, and even if that were a significant percentage of their ships - and it almost certainly isn't - the vast majority of them were small fighter craft, and relatively few "superships" (maybe a few hundred at most, across the eight stations) were destroyed.''

''On the other hand, it shows that hyperluminal projectile technology may be incredibly effective, if it can be further refined... ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

''We suggest we take this conversation to somewhere less...public. While our civilisations may not like each other, we may have to work together in order to take care of this threat.'' - Two

"Hahahahahaha! Let our brothers destroy you! A thousand times over!"

- Zanu'Paxka Elite

"WHY DONT YOO SHUT DA HELL UP XHODIE LOSA IMMA SHANK YOO AGEN AN YOO WILL DIE ENNIT"

- A random Loron

"We didn't leave any defenses in Tuuros. The news that the Xhodocto have returned makes things in Campfree more urgent. So much for wiping out rebellion... Anyway, once we're done here we will try to aid you against the Xhodocto."

- Evermind

A New Alliance
''Hello, fellow enemies of the SSA... I am sending this transmission to you so that you too may join in on this opportunity. Have you noticed that every time we have lost, it is because we have been singled out by the allies of our enemies? Well, brothers, this is where it ends. We present to you a new alliance, a opposite force of to the SSA and the other allied organizations, so that we may unite together as one against those who dare war against us. Anybody is welcome to join this new alliance, so long as the current members approve of it. The name of this alliance is yet to be determined, but once we have gained enough supporters, we will deal with that matter. Decide wisely. And soon. SSA forces may very well be on their way right now to shut me up. Answer soon...'' -Commander Jaysmoth of the VFP

"Your organization will not last. There is more good in the universe then evil, so good will always win in the end. But be my guest and put all your eggs in one basket, hat way its easier to steal them."

- Evermind

''If any of our forces have any chance of getting you, then chances are that your proposed alliance will not last long against us either. ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

"I doubt that this organization will last, the majority of aggressive empires dislike outside influence."

- Apollo of the United Republic.

''Ah, Evermind! So long since I last heard from you! You are so terribly wrong, that it makes me want to laugh! There may be more good, but our small amounts of "evil", as you call it, are so incredibly powerful that you will not stand a chance! In response to your little idiom, here's what I have to say: Those eggs you're trying to steal are very heavy, and it won't be long until the farmers unite against you.

''As for you, Girdo Empire, the combined forces of our new alliance can very easily overpower you. Any rescue fleets you call for will find but mere ruins of your colonies. Watch. Your. Back.

''And, Apollo, your prediction will be proven wrong! This new alliance will not be encroaching on member empires' governing and affairs. This is a way to provide for the common defense of the nations so mercilessly trampled by empires such as yours.

''To my fellow brothers: Do not be discouraged by the threats of these empires. What they are trying to do is instill fear in our hearts and discourage us from banding together. That is because they are afraid of our power! Let us unite together and show them what we can really do! -'Commander Jaysmoth of the VFP

"Oh really? Well then, we will just increase our strength. Your little pockets of evil may be strong, but they cannot overwhelm the goodwill in the universe, at most they will balance it out. Not even the Xhodocto could withstand the combined forces of good in the universe, what makes you think you will?"

- Evermind

''The Girdo Empire is under our protection. It is you that will need to watch your back. ~ Tokzhalan Empire''

''We are not frightened of your little alliance. However, keep in mind, it is your kind of evil we despise the most.'' --DCP

"We will not join this alliance. It is my opinion my friends that an alliance of any sort needs a strong government body. One only has to look at the failure of the UAN and the IF."

- Calidusa

Xhodocto disappearance
''Hiya, guys! Erm... some of you sent some ships to Tuuros, right? Well, one of our scout ships was having a look at that galaxy, and there was this big dimensional disturbance, and... everything disappeared. It's as if all of the invading ships, the Xhodocto forces, and probably every hellspawn creature just dissolved. Do any of you have any idea what happened? ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"This really isn't a very good place to make such announcements which should belong on more classified channels. Anyway, from the information we've been getting, they're apparently non-corporeal beings now."

- Salsetthe Republic

''I don't think there'll be anything that can benefit from this information and use it against us, but I know you're always cautious, so I understand your concern. Anyway, non-corporeal? Hmm... I'm gonna need more Zxxon... and they're gonna need to learn more skills... ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

Attention! Don't let him fool you!
"Greetings, all! We are the Dracogonarious Empire. We came here to warn you all about a very important subject! If you see a green, reptile/bug-hybrid creature that looks like this, DO NOT let him come near your world! We don't know much about him yet, but he apparently controls a vast army of demonic entities, and plans on using them on the planets he can land on. If you get a transmission from this creature, we advise you to send him away from your system. You can also try to destroy him, but we haven't suceeded in doing that."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

"We have just recieved a very rude transmission from a creature that fits the description, here we will send you a data recording. He must be very intelligent, he did not fall to our trick, and he easily evaded our Level 8 Telepath."

- Captain Kobblermout, Yoburt Captain of the DCP

"Evaded telepathy? Then this creature must have some kind of evil powers. The threath is larger than we though."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

"Indeed, the DCP will be on high alert (then again, its always on high alert)."

- DCP

"We must warn everyone about this...except those Xhodocto guys, it would be amusing seeing two demonic armies fighting each other."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

Since you've posted this on the Universal Discussion Board, you have'' warned everyone, including the Xhodocto, not that warning the Xhodocto would stop the two armies from fighting. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire''

"WAT DA HELL?"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"That's quite a bummer."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

Why???
"Hello, I'm Diplomat Lezia, from the FRA. Recently there has been a lot of empires hating on me and the FRA, I have no idea why, we are bringers of peace, we only want to be friends with everyone, why does everyone have to be harsh on us? First there's those funny colored beings with huge heads, then there's those demons that blew up Ka'an, and there are many more hating on us, I have no idea why! We only want peace, not hate. Why can't we all live in global Peace?"

- Diplomat Lezia from the FRA, saying a New year's speech (402 KRE)

"Don't be sad, they don't hate you. They just hate peace in general."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

"(All You do is make peace, call others cute, and pet, not knowing the fact that they might be evil and destructive, this is called Foolishness, You are foolish, You are stupid, I hate You already, many hate You, Your race is only a disease that spreads the petting to the universe, if You do not stop this then We will...)"

- Unknown Source

"I just want to ally you, strange being! You see, everyone? I don't know why, but everyone keeps hating on us! This is bad! My Race is scared and frightened and I don't want our species to end! I'm scared! Can't we all just get along?"

- Diplomat Lezia

"Just be happy this isn't even half as bad as what MY species had to go through."

- Ms.Pepis

Okay, Lezia, those'' anonymous beings hate you personally. But the others you talk about - the Loron and the Xhodocto - no, they will not have peace with you. And do you know why? They are alien. No concept of "peace" exists in their minds, as they are created for war and destruction alone. They both have allies, yes, but only civilisations who can provide something that they want, and this usually involves the slaughter of others. You can ally with the rest of the universe if you know how to, but some species will not and cannot listen, for the mere idea of peace hurts them as much as the thought of war hurts you. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''



"(I have had enough of You AFR Freaks or something! YOU ARE FOOLISH CREEPS! Death is the only thing We want! AND YOU WILL DIE! Your close-minded race has to be destroyed, YOU MUST DIE! DIE! NOBODY WILL BE SPARED! NOT EVEN YOUR YOUNGSTERS! YOU SHALL MEET YOUR DEATH! IF NO ONE ELSE WILL STOP YOUR RACE! THEN WE WILL! WE SHALL PURIFY YOUR WORLDS! YOU ARE A DISEASE IN THIS UNIVERSE! PREPARE FOR DEATH! AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!)"

- Unknown Source

''Oh, thanks. I spent ages preparing that speech, and then you go and drown it out will all that shouting. Seriously, calm down. Stress is bad for you. It raises your blood pressure considerably, severely increasing the risk of coronary heart disease. Well, I suppose you're aliens, so that might not apply to you, but... erm... my point still stands, okay? Now, Lezia... just look at that little speech of mine again, and bear it in mind for the future. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"YANNO WHY? COS YOR A LOSA AN A DUMBO WIV NO LIFE AN NO FRENDZ GO TA HELL MAN"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"There's a lot of what we could say to you. You persist on becoming allies with the most feared beings in the omniverse, And you fail to see the fact that beings such as yourself are simply the most vulnerable race in the Gigaquadrant. And trust me when I say this, the Xhodocto hate everything which doesn't think the same as them. So does most other races in this Gigaquadrant. It's fairly funny as well, the Xarik-Radux are from another Gigaquadrant and they know you're annoying. That or its the Crystallines. Or the Loron. No wait...the Loron are illiterate. Maybe the Xhodocto. And yes you do creep out everyone with your sub-mortal attitude to everything. Try to ally us and we'll annihilate your Galaxy...that is if the Xhodocto don't do it first."

- Vi'Navitum

"SHUT UP STOOPID VEREZAPH OR ILL SHANK YOO DUMBO GET LOST MAN GO HAV DINNA WIV YA BOYFRIENDS DA XHODIES"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"I keep trying to explain to her OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, but she barely listens. I bet she paid almost no attention to what you all said. Meh."

- Emperor Ko'han of the FKA

''Don't worry; if she complains again then I think we'll all just ignore her. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"(And who is this, of the Same Race as Her, that AFR Idiot, a Rebel? I guess? and the Other Race? Who know our names, We are puzzled, and We come from a different universe, not in the same universe as You other Beings, but anyways, KILL THE AFR! WAIT! KILL THE FRA! PURGE THEIR WORLDS! SPARE NONE OF THEM! NOT EVEN THEIR YOUNGSTERS! I AM GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO KILL! AND ITS THEM!)"

- Uknown Source

"It is our belief that many in Asgord's history had been brain damaged, destroying their sense of danger (possibly in the war they had). It seems not all, some Asgord have found logic. There is nothing wrong with seeking peace, but it cannot always work.  In the best interests of YOUR species Lezia, I would butt out of alien activities and their agenda."

- Admiral Horlin of the DCP

"Ok, Mazipnos, I'll be more watchful."

- Diplomat Lezia (She will forget his speech within a few days when Kezoreg is born)

"(Alright, Listen YOU IDIOTIC FRA FREAKS! WE SHALL COME TO YOU, SLAUGHTER YOU, DRAIN YOUR PLANETS DRY OF RESOURCES THEN PURIFY THEM! ANY SURVIVORS SHALL BE GIVEN TO THE FKA! AND ANY PLANET THAT WE WISH NOT TO MINE WILL BE GIVEN TO THE FKA AS WELL! NOW PREPARE FOR A WORLD OF PAIN! WE'LL HURT YOU! AND TREAT YOU CRUELLY! DIE!)"

- Unknown Source

A Speech from the KGGC President
*The speech is first spoken in KUL, then in English*

"Hello, Happy new KRE Year, 402 KRE. Now, as you may know, we, the Kraw Galaxy Groxic Colony, also known as the KGGC, became independent from the Grox Empire many months ago. Thus, we have discarded 75% of our implants, and we adopted a lot of Kraw Culture, even the Language. Now, we just wanted to announce ourselves to the entire Universal Community so everyone wouldn't confuse us for the Grox Empire. 3 things distinguish us from that "Krawnawful" Empire. 1. We speak KUL before we speak in "Anglish". 2. We have fewer implants. 3. We have a shoulder pad with the KGGC Flag. take a look at it. Normal Grox have neither of these things. So, now you know us, and we would like to meet you. How are you all?"

- President Ekrixx of the KGGC

"(And who is this Grox Empire You speak of?)"

- Unknown Source

''Hi! Erm... the Universal Discussion Board's relay stations have automatic universal translators; you only need to give your speech in a single language. Just for future reference. ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

''Hello, KGGC! It's good to see more Grox factions throwing off the tyrannical rule of the Grox Empire. Why, in our own galaxy, we have a pocket of peaceful Grox that separated long ago, and now they are our allies. You are peaceful, right?'' -Lieutenant Samenor of the TIAF

"We are True Neutral, TIAF."

- President Ekrixx

''Very well then. If the Grand Assembly approves of it, I do believe we shall be allies. Be sure to come by sometime and visit your far-flung brothers and sisters in our Galaxy; I'm sure they'll be excited to see you!'' -Lieutenant Samenor of the TIAF

"(If this Grox Empire is a Mechanical Race then they are Freaks! Mechanical Freaks! and any Machine Race is an ENEMY! if anyone allies with an Enemy then they ARE an ENEMY! Darn Peacemakers! War and Death shall await...)"

- Unknown Source

''I am not even going to bother responding to that... ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

"Lord Unknown, what you did is called "Racism". It is very wrong and I insist you shut up. As for the TIAF, thank you very much, I heard you are also allies with the FRA, we are also allies with the FRA. Interesting..."

- President Ekrixx

"(YOU SHUT UP SLIGHTLY MECHANICAL FREAK! YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY SUCH A THING? ARE YOU THE ONE WHO RULES OUR RACE? ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HAS THE RIGHT OVER US? YOU DON'T! I SHALL NOW ASSURE THAT YOUR RACE, A PATHETIC DISEASE SHALL BE DESTROYED! YOU WILL SEE THE SKIES BLACKENED AND THE GROUND AND SEAS COLORED WITH YOUR BLOOD! AND SPACE FILLED WITH THE WRECKED REMAINS OF YOUR SHIPS! YOU SHALL SEE THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED A GREAT MISTAKE, YOU MESS WITH THE WRONG RACE, DIE!!!)"

- Unknown Source

"The KGGC has gone and angered us more. They are a weak splinter faction that has dared to retreat from the Grox Meta-empire, dishonouring our war. Our relations remain the same against Grox and Groxids, the DCP will not rest until every one of them is dead!  We don't even need to declare war, we are war regardless of their personality."

- DCP

"(I agree with You, whoever You are, are You guys called the DCP or something?)"

- Unknown Source

"What? What did we ever do? We are followers of true neutrality, and now you declare war on US? What? We are not evil like those "Krawnawful" Grox! They are the evil ones, not us! Calling us evil despite of our personality is RACISM. Think about it."

- President Ekrixx

"(You dare ever mention that word again You impure scum... *clenches Fist in anger* WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU! WE HATE YOU ANYWAYS!)"

- Unknown Source

"Racism has no meaning in the Delpha Coalition! We will wipe out the scourge that plagued us for so long, the DCP will dance on their dead worlds and sing warsongs of victory for millenia to come!"

- DCP

"Haha, these "unknown sources" are the biggest jerks we have ever heard about. And boo! Didn't expected to see us here, right?"

- The Marinoxidiz

"I'm sorry, but we will not declare war on you. You are actually an amazing civilization, and I don't want any hardships between the two of us."

- President Ekrixx

"(YOU INSULTING MECHANICAL SEA GIANTS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HOUSE XARIKUZ OR WHO ARE THE XARIK-RADUX! YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT US! WE SHALL PURIFY YOUR WORLDS, I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!)"

- Unknown Source

"Oooooh, shut up already."

- The Marinoxidiz

"You putrid, insulting, monstrous, hideous and ugly Mechanical Sea Freaks, You insult Us? We shall make You die, I dare You to mention "Jerk" again... I don't care if You Freaks are so Huge, and You don't know much about Us, You don't know much... and We did not even come from this Universe, We will purify Your Worlds if You dare try Us... You taunt Us? You taunt Us? You Mad? WE'RE MAD! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE KGGC! YES! I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR FOUL WORDS! I WONDER HOW FOUL, DISGUSTING AND BAD IS YOUR BREATH IF YOUR WORDS ARE ALSO FOUL! Dare again... Dare..."

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr (Name finally revealed)

"Who might you be, Marinoxidiz?"

- President Ekrixx

"You never heard of us? Empire created by the Grox, terrorized worlds, was destroyed in a big war in the core. Previously known as Marinox... Really? You make us sad."

- The Marinoxidiz

"We never heard of you until now... Would you be interested in an alliance, that is, if that doesn't bother you?"

- President Ekrixx

"Actually it does bother us. You know, we have a simple yet heavy "kill everyone you meet" policy. If you want to know more about us, you ask either the Dracogonarious or the DCP."

- The Marinoxidiz

"Allright, how do we contact the Dracogonarious to ask for more info?"

- President Ekrixx

"We are here, you can ask all you want to know. And Marinoxidiz, get out of here! You shouldn't even be here in the first place!"

- The Dracogonarious

"Shut your trap, crocoface."

- The Marinoxidiz

"2 Questions: 1. Why do they have this "Kill everyone you meet" policy? 2. Do they have 0% of concepts of peace?"

- President Ekrixx

"The Marinoxidiz are an insane species of monsters created to destroy all kind of competition in their path. The only way of befriending these things would be befriending their leader and master, and his location is currently unknown. But trust me, you won't want to ally with them. They would most likely invade your worlds and devour everyone than be friends."

- The Dracogonarious

"Thank you for the info. We might tell the Iteok they are food for them. Iteok love conquering."

- President Ekrixx

"When we are finished with the Grox scum, the Marinoxidiz are next!"

- DCP

"We can gladly help you destroy the Grox scum, bugface. We always though you looked silly. The Grimbolwhatevers at least."

- The Marinoxidiz

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH MECHANICAL SEA FREAK!

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

"No you."

- The Marinoxidiz

'JUST WAIT FOR HECK TO RAIN! WE'RE NOT JUST GONNA' SIT HERE AND RANT AT YOU IN ANGRY MESSAGES! WE'LL FIND YOU! AND DESTROY YOU! AND PURIFY OR, AS MOST OF YOU SAY IT, GLASS YOUR WORLDS! AND WE'LL DO THE SAME THING TO THE KGGC TOO! BECAUSE YOU ALL THINK YOU ARE THE KINGS OF THE UNIVERSE! YOU CAN'T MAKE US BOW DOWN TO YOU!'

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

"Haha, and they say we are evil."

- The Marinoxidiz

FRA - Concerning Safety
"Well, greetings mortals. And immortals if you are watching. I am Ni'Samyriat Cho-Kn'Hni'Lo, or if you want to put it simplistically, Commander Choknhnilo. This is probably going to cause a lot of uproar here, and so we are prepared for your response. This is concerning the safety of Diplomat Lezia Ipevreia of the Friendly Republic of the Asgord. Or FRA. We are not concerned with what would happen to her considering she's immortal and therefore cannot die by any means necessary. Its about what is surrounding her current whereabouts. As she is in Tantalus, she is nowhere near safe from some threats which just appear out of the darkness. Of course I presume you know what I am talking about. For as long as she exists among others, she is more than vulnerable to attack from forces such as the Loron, House Xarikuz or even...them. We'll keep that name down so that they don't track us. Or this channel will not be safe from them. So, towards the subject. I propose that, for her safety, and the FRA's safety, that she should stand down from her position as official diplomat. And nominate a new one. For her saftey, she should hide under the protection of us, or another powerful species. So, mortals and immortals, any thoughts? One thing. Declare war, you will be annihilated instantly. We're not in the mood for a war."

- Ni'Samyriat Cho-Kn'Hni'Lo, Vi'Navitum Commander

"Wha? Lezia is the Greatest Diplomat in the FRA! She has allied many empires! Even evil ones, such as the Iteok and the Zazane, and nice ones, such as the Kraw, the UNO, and the Vyroni'Nazryds! She is just amazing! Since other empires hate us for no reason, they attack us. And I think they're jealous of our number of allies. Well, now, bye. Lezia stays as official Diplomat of the FRA."

- PM Kala'talia of the FRA

"She's good. But days away from death and your galaxy days away from being erased by demonic clouds. Your judgement fails incredibly, mortal. For her life and what your galaxy has she will stand down."

- Vi'Navitum Commander

"WAT DA HELL"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Wha, Navi?"

- PM Kala'talia of the FRA

"The reason other empires hate you is because your ignorance! Lezia does not even bother learning the customs of other races as far as we can tell because if she did then she would know that her 'petting' was sexual harassment in our culture! She better stay away from ULE space, in fact the whole FRA better stay away!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"Be careful with your words, Asgord. Your deprivation of intelligence does not humour us."

- Vi'Navitum Commander

"*Cries*"

- PM Kala'talia from the FRA

"We would be glad to bring Lezia to a secured facility in the URC, she will be taken care off. I am sure she would love it here. This is for her own safety."

- Apollo

"The only way to protect her is to get her away from us! Lock her away in some cell, starve her, and he experience will have her scarred for life; she'll never both us again. Otherwise, we will be forced to take action."

- Kralgon Emperor

"*To the URC* Yay! Lezia would love staying with the best empire in the Universe!"

- PM Kala'talia from the FRA

"*To the Kralgon* That's horrible! We will never do such thing!"

- PM Kala'talia from the FRA

"Just keep her away from us or Lezia, along with the whole of the FRA will pay...the price!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"Well, we all have to do horrible things to get somewhere, I'm afraid. If you don't, then I'll see to it myself. That, or I'll release a huge gang of Loron, equpped with our weaponry to ensure it happens..."

- Kralgon Emperor

"Mama good mama dipmat. Wat bat me, ickle Kezeg?"

- Kezoreg Breek on Lezia's computer

"Oh, URC, help us!"

- PM Kala'talia of the FRA

"So you think this is how you treat someone who only wants to do good, Lezia will be kept safe on Orbispira."

- Apollo

"You better hope the URC swines help you!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"Good, thanks. Let her stay there for a month. In the meanwhile, Gol'taus will take her place. He's 34, and reads a lon of books about Aliens. I wonder if he's good enhough for diplomat..."

- PM Kal'talia of the FRA

"You either agree, FRA, or I will MAKE you agree. And Apollo, that is a pathetic idea. Giving her what she wants won't lead anywhere. Give her too much, and she relies on too much. Take everything from her, and she'll adapt. Mentally. And hopefully her pathetic behaviour will stop. If you do keep her safe, ensure she is locked away, not fed and has no access to any form of socialising. And is instructed by a mental instructor to get her damned head straight. It's annoying. She may wish to do good, but all she does is annoy."

- Kralgon emperor

"Yay! I get to stay in Orbispira! Thanks, Prime Minister! I'm taking Kezoreg with me!"

- Diplomat Lezia of the FRA

WAT DA HELL
"SO FLIPPIN SUCK of all dese dumbos bein weird in da ooniverse. Get flippin ova yaselves, losas."

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Trust me. I know. These mortals are on average pathetic."

- Kralgon Emperor

"KRALGON yor one of dose peepul so get dat messij down losa."

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Have you forgotten who has enslaved you? Have you forgotten who defeated you? I gave you the privelidge to have individual thought, and if you abuse it..."

- Kralgon Emperor

"DEN WAT"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Forget it. You're to incredibly stupid to talk with. I'll let these idiots discuss with you."

- Zr'Ahgloth