Creature:Loron

 "Da Boyz is da best. 'Nuff said."

- Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

"The Loron are evil. They eat, and eat and CONQUER ALL (except the powerful empires).They kill everything. EVERYONE that dares go near them dies. Then becomes breakfast"

- Loron page in the Ottzello Facts on the Technonet

The Loron are the most warlike beings in the Universe. A barbaric race of war-mongering killers, the Loron are much more deadly than one would think. Even one Loron is stronger than most, if not all, sapient (and non-sapient) organisms in the Universe, yet also more stupid than them all. Their number is beyond count. They are barbaric creatures that eat space wanderers, go to war with other empires over a bag of chips. They take pride in causing misery, stealing candy from kids, blackmail passer by ships for money and hurt other creatures (even other Loron) for fun.

Loron are constantly reproducing, and there are countless Lorons. But not all are part of the 'Da Propa Big Loron Empire. Other empires are constantly fighting each other for fun. It has been said that, if the Loron were to truly unite they would be able to crush nearly all opposition and last long against threats such as even the Xhodocto. But, while their thirst for war is their strength it is also their greatest weakness, they'll try to find someone to kill as soon as possible. Such as their next door neighbour. They become enemies with many empires, and no one really likes them. They have reached the point in which they begin wars that the Loron can afford while the others cannot.

Recently, they've been shown to be smart, which is impossible for any one Loron. This is because they use Artificial Intelligence Technology and their females, so essentially they "cheat". Their brain is nearly all "How ta kill good", and thanks to Da Chikz, they are born naturals at using technology, but not making it.

The Loron are known to be incredible rappers.

History
The Loron have had a brutal history of disgrace. Don't ask them about their history though. They don't know what it means.

Early history
Loron evolved on the planet Groodrub by conquering and killing others. Fighting climates, killing larger creatures and crushing wildlife was the way the Loron became the incredibly strong creatures they are today. Their culture also grew through the Bosses, and they started to become developed. Eventually, their slaves and Da Chikz allowed them to evolve to the Space Stage.

Space stage
Loron began the space stage by simply finding another empire and killing them. With the planets they took, they grew in numbers and slave force, as well as stolen technology. They expanded very quickly, until ultimately they stole inter-galactic travel. They truly made their name in the First Ottzello Galactic War, crushing over half of the galaxy. However, new bosses gradually turned the Loron into a more civilised race, which caused rogue empires to spawn, and the Loron learned the concept of alliance.

Zr'Ahgloth era
Their new boss, Zr'Ahgloth, took over the Loron and made them more barbaric than ever. This way, he made many enemies and conquered many more races, become feared across Ottzello. He also met the DCP, and the DCP/Loron War began. Later, the Loron played a huge part in the March of the Apocalypse.

Loron doom era
During the Second Ottzello Galactic War, the Loron met their near doom. The Kralgon Invasion Force conquered them while their leader was captured by Votarah during a fight between him and Tyraz Breek. They became slaves of the Kralgon, but would return...

Two Major Wars
This was an era in which the Loron were involved in two wars; the Second Black Fog War and the 3rd Ottzello Galactic War. However, they were more involved in the former than the latter.

Due to a strange time anomaly, plus the entropic powers of the demon Shu'ulathoi, an alternate "dark version" of the Loron was created and started to attack the Milky Way Galaxy. While the real Loron are still unaware of their existance, the dark counterpart of Zr'Angloth is already keeping an eye on them.

The two Zr'Ahgloth's had a beef with one another, which led to a huge battle. However, Shu'ulathoi brought the two bosses together. Mistaken for Roz'Tah'Flok by zr'Ahgloth, they were forced to join their empires together.

Meanwhile, the Loron were still serving as Kralgon slaves. However, the Kralgon were slowly finding ways to avoid use of the Loron slaves. Due to a new threat, the Tyranite Swarm, the Kralgon began to forget about the Loron. This was a huge mistake; for once Ottzello needed them more than ever...

Statistics
Idea from Liquid Ink!
 * Type: Warm-blooded Bipedal Terrestrial Vertebrate
 * Lifestyle: Barbaric & selfish, love eating
 * Armor: Thick reptillian skin & strong bones
 * Defences: Fighting skill
 * Tools: Stolen two handed things
 * Method of Eating: Just bite and swallow
 * Number of offspring: N/A

Physiology
The Loron. Ugly, violent and idiotic creatures. The Loron is feared and repulsive being from Ottzello. Loron are the dominant species from the Planet Groodrub, a hugely hostile world where only the strongest of the strong survive. A Loron's skull is extremely thick, and can absorb damage to the point that "head shots" don't count. The mouth is very good at it's job- to trap anything between the teeth then crush it. The skin of a Loron is really tough, very difficult to penetrate with weapons such as a knife. Loron genetic structure is very alien, but seems very advanced. Furthermore, another product of Loron evolving by fighting, Loron regenerate very quickly and healing doesn't take as long as it does for most mortals. A Loron can withstand tremendous punishment, he feels little to no pain from extremely horrific wounds, and is always able to fight on in such a bad state. A repulsive thing is a Loron's smell, which has been likened to that of a diseased Grox bathing in Grimbolsaurian dung.

Loron physique is very robust. Physically the Loron are one of the strongest beings known to exist. They often get into fights, and only the toughest survive, that's why. They evolved so much because of constant fighting (and the fact their genes are designed to evolve in that sense rapidly, but not in intelligence). In a fist fight, a Loron has never lost. Their punches are powerful enough to break most some species' arms (although others are tougher and aren't as badly affected). They are also extremely tough, as most creatures die against a single Epic's attack, whereas Loron can take many. This is thanks to their historic brawls with epics helping them get better. It is for this reason they act all hard. They have been known to have brawls with epics and win. A kid's Rite of Passij is to join a group and defeat one, an Adult's is to defeat one alone. It is this that gets them so strong.

The strength of Loron genes is indicated by their size, so if Loron A is smaller than Loron B, Loron B has better genes and thus, under normal circumstances, can beat up Loron A.

Their brains are big, but only so they know how to fight. It isn't real intelligence. Also, a Loron is rather unique in that it is born with full knowledge of what it has to do, it's language and the like. This is useful, as Loron can't be bothered to teach anyone. Da Loron skoolz purely teaches them ho to fight, and how to rip people apart and eat them.

Loron are born in a unique way, thanks to Da Chikz. Da Chikz do so because, as they grow up, they are getting better at building stronger, tougher Loron. Furthermore, a Chik can take a "mate" by adapting its genes and improving on them. So the Loron are constantly evolving. They are born naturals at fighting, extremely strong, with complete knowledge of where to go and what to do after being born, and are naturals at using (but not making) technology. For more information, see Loron Noobornz.

The Loron Males, known as "Da Boyz" are the main Loron. They're pretty much the only Loron. They're tough, strong, well developed, and, while stupid, their brain is big and they are clever enough to instantly know a target's weakness, weak points, and how to eat it. However, that doesn't mean they're clever enough to know what not to eat.

The Loron females, known as "Da Chikz" need a whole section. They're not really Female Loron, they're a totally different species. they are also the brains behind technology. But they lack strength. And numbers.

Abilities
Loron are natural fighters, in several ways, thanks to their robust physique. It is an addiction to Loron, and a huge part of their life. Loron fight from personal to intergalactic scale, and conflict governs their society. Prolonged experience in conflict meant that the Loron excel in doing so. Constant fighting amongst each other meant that only the strongest Loron survive. Fighting makes them strong, but is a huge passion for Loron. For more, see Loron Fighting.

Loron are also the most warlike species in Ottzello. They wage conflicts from personal to galactic scale, and often start wars over tiny reasons or just for the fun of it. Loron military is huge, consisting of countless numbers of “Boyz” and several speed vehicles taking the “Boyz” to the front line. In addition to this vehicles of ludicrous size fire at enemies from long distances, making almost defeaningly loud weapons fire at an extreme rate towards the enemy, although it must be noted Loron aim is not the best, so several shots miss. For more information on Loron military, see Da Warz.

It is unkown if the Loron have Dark Gyronic or Gyronic powers. Being Gyronic Organisms, it would be ntural for them to have Gyronic powers. Being mutated & evolved with Dark Gyronic, it would be natural for them to have some dark Gyronic capabilities at the very least.

Society
Loron culture, or kultya, as they call it, is savage. Loron have their own distinct kultya that is mocked and called crude by many empires, but is in fact strong, and is the reason the Loron have survived this long. Loron culture stems from the very first Loron, before Krul'Takka infamously made the Loron more civilised. It is still rough, still revolves around fighting, and Loron still love it.

Loron addictions are:
 * Music- Hip Hop & Rap
 * Cars
 * Eating
 * Chocolate
 * Pizza

Loron don't know what religion means. But they do have a religion. They serve several loron Godz, most of which have been forgotten, their main god being Roz'Tah'Flok. They serve their gods with sacrifices and pizza parties.

Another aspect is the Mafia. Just as popular as the military, Loron Mafias are very deadly. They operate in many galaxies, causing havoc, deaths and piracy to innocents. Mafias are also the only Loron gangs that accept other species. Mafias are hugely popular in Loron culture, and 99% of Loron have some involvement in a mafia. Mafias are also notably organised for Loron. (see also Loron gangz)

Habitat
Loron live in rough habitats. Filled with shady folk, gang wars, fights in every day life, to others it would seem as horrible and dystopian. Loron society is barbaric, but to loron, it is paradise. Buildings are normally made of little more than scrap metal and bricks. Occaisionally they band together in bars, for sports and other Loronly events, but besides this, it is a constant conflict.

In Loron habitats, Loron make their money in Sporebucks from stealing and from black markets. Huge amounts of slaves work for them, although Loron do work hard. Loron economy is viewed as crude, in fact it is hardly ever used since most Loron settle who deserves what by fighting. Loron runs on their currency, Da Bling, either showing it or trading it.

Environment on Loron worlds is normally lush, mostly jungles. However it can sometimes be deserts, barren planets, mainly when the Loron have eaten the entire populace. The Norol terraform Loron worlds to allow them to live, usually terraforming into jungle locations, which is the environment Loron have adapted to.

After The recent Taldar incident, the Loron shared a dimension with Ottzello- The Ottzella Universes is a secluded dimension that barely anyone enters. Each species has a shield around it's main galaxy. Since the Loron recover quickly, this means they cannot ever be defeated!! They have a huge dimension of their own, the size of around 4 dimensions, but it's mostly full of wars between different Loron Empires. The Norol today expand on this dimension using Taldar technology. The idea was to contain the Loron menace, but instead, it made them more powerful. Today, the Taldar's reasoning behind this is questioned.

Equipment
Loron technology is crude, faulty and often made of junk and scrap. They have Tekk AI and Mekk AI which train their Tekkas and Mekkas. Tekkas are for getting stolen technology to work, Mekkas are making tech out of scrap and scavenged stuff. Their technology is violent and cruel, made literally to cut their enemies apart or fire some huge weapon. The majority of their technology is stolen pieces of others put together into a huge weapon. It is inconsistent too, sme being very complex (nearly always stolen), others being very advanced.

Vehicles
Coming soon

Devices
Loron lack very complex devices. Their devices are nearly all stolen and adapted for Loron usage.

Artificial Intelligence
Loron Artificial Intelligence, or Da Geekz, are intelligent computers mass produced by Da Chikz in factories, to suit many purposes. But their intelligence is vital to helping the Loron become as powerful as they are.

Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth
Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth is the leader of the Propa Big Loron Empire. An idiotic leader, he seeks nothing but power, death, destruction and pizza. He aims also to kill the other Loron empires.

Da Propa Big Warboss Thr'aloy
Da Propa Big Warboss Thr'aloy is the leader of the Loron military. Stronger than the others, he is often seen as Zr'Ahgloth's right hand man, as he is second strongest Loron in the Propa Big Loron Empire.

Da Propa Big Loron Empire
The main Loron empire is known as Da Propa Big Loron Empire. A large empire that spans the Ottzello Galaxy and many others, this empire is constantly warring with other Loron empires. They always consider themselves the strongest, due to the fact they take up 40% of all Loron population.

Other empires
As well as Da Propa Big Empire, the Loron have several other treaturous empires. These empires are currently warring with each other, but are tiny compared to Da Propa Big Loron Empire. It would be wrong to call them "factions" since they share similar views on the universe and often fall out over 1 thing. They are basically like the United Kingdom- each of the 4 are different countries with their own border, but they still act as one, but they are a bit more independent, and are mainly like that because they are scared of Zr'Ahgloth (take into account that Loron hardly ever get scared...)

Da Propa Big Loron Empire were, of course, not happy with the fact that they didn't control every Loron alive. So they sent their very own Captain Thr'aloy to deal with the mess. This started a massive war and Loron empires joined forces to defeat the main ones. They naturally failed. Today, they stil fight in Gladitor Arenas and Loron games, which are popular today. They do have fights, but since Zr'Ahgloth got involved, they are just for kicks.

Why total friendship can't happen? If we knew that we'd know a lot more about the universe.

In spore
Technobliterator used them in one game, but when the space stage was reached the game was abandoned (then thegame was lost when switching computers)

Trivia

 * My first Carnivore and Warrior Creature. VERY aggressive.
 * Though several creatures have a backup to eating, such as being posionous the Loron are trying to create another backup meaning that the diseases they get are no longer capable.
 * The Loron started out by Technobliterator as the opposite of his previous save game, the Galot. Rather than making them ally with others, the Loron simply ate, and were carnivores.
 * The Loron fiction was inspired by:
 * Modern day: Chav & Bullies- I wanted them to be a bit like chavs but not taking the mic out of them. They act all hard, diss people, rapping and use "chavvy language" and are quite dumb. But only in a way slightly like chavs (Techno's bro is a bit of a chav himself!)
 * Metal Gear Solid: The way the Loron are created using someone else' genes and improved on is a reference to the same way Solid Snake was created using Big Boss' genes
 * Warhammer 40,000: The way the Loron are barbaric and don't use proper language is a reference to the Orks from Warmhammer 40k, who are the same. However they have many differences
 * There is not one new empire to SporeWiki that doesn't eventually go to war with the Loron
 * The Loron are described as "Loronic" and "Loronly", however, the words mustn't get mixed up because:
 * Loronly is an adjective and sometimes a singular word to describe how strong, tough and good at dissing a Loron is. Basically how Loron-like they are in a good way
 * Loronic is a term conned by the Lequains but inspired by the Vartekians. It is an insult comparing the person to the stupidity of a Loron
 * Loron were created 18:35, January 29, 2010 (source:history page)
 * The idea of the Loron having several different empires originated from when Technobliterator found several random Loron empires that were not his (Techno's bro was playing when he found it)
 * While taxonomy is now listed as Technobliterator, it was originally done by Imperios
 * The idea of how the Loron Boyz go stupid came from Wormulon
 * The Loron were once Techno's prime fictionm, before the Taldar, now remain secondary fiction
 * Here's the explanation against the Loron "unrealism"
 * Bees do not have biological fathers, neither do the Loron
 * Ants can lift 20 times their own strength, the Loron have the same methods of strength (the planet they adapted to is full of hugew monstrosities, such as epics)
 * Groodrub was a low gravity planet, so their huge heads were possible, however, Loron later adapted to planets with higher gravity
 * Their evolution was helped by the Traffphyds, so the Loron aren't spot-on realistic
 * This page is for the younger Loron, the others do have pages
 * Loron vary in sizes, so the Sporistics heights are often not true, furthermore, loron get bigger by fighting, so the sizes are the Loron in their most basic
 * Technobliterator did have help when writing the Loron, with all the fancy words etc.
 * Creature:Loron has 89 sub pages in total

Gallery
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Videos
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