User:Kingcobrasaurus

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Note: the rest of this article will be spoken in third-person.

History
Kingcobrasaurus was born in a nest in the Indian rainforest. Just after he hatched, he and his clutch were captured by animal smugglers. He and his siblings were taken to an illegal facility where exotic animals were kept. Kingcobrasaurus and his siblings may have been destined to be turned into purses or boots. Kingcobrasaurus and his siblings were kept there in a terrarium. Kingcobrasaurus saw an open book near the desk where the terrarium was. He found a way out of the tank, then read the book, which turned out to be a dictionary and thesaurus. That's how Kingcobrasaurus learned to read and talk. A woman named Shelby came in the room and saw Kingcobrasaurus reading. Shelby wasn't really working for the smugglers. She was actually just posing as a worker to free all the animals. Shelby set free pretty much all of Kingcobrasauurs's siblings, and then took Kingcobrasaurus into her office, where she performed a lot of tests on him. She then kept him in her office's reptile tank, and spent a few days looking for people who would like to adopt a King Cobra. She found a married couple in California, and sent Kingcobrasaurus to them. These two were licensed herpetologists, who had experience with venomous snakes in the past. On the phone, she explained to Kingcobrasaurus's new owners the circumstances. Somehow, it is uncertain why, Kingcobrasaurus roughly had the intelligence and life expectancy of a human being.

Kingcobrasaurus was brought to California by cargo plane, and began his new life in California. Shelby is his vet. His owners managed to get him into school as well. Kingcobrasaurus poses as a class pet, and listens to the teacher talking. He has a good memory, so he can remember most things that the teacher says. The human parents go in every week and ask the teacher for a copy of the week's homework and Kingcobrasaurus does it.

Kingcobrasaurus can use a computer. He types by pressing the keys with the tip of his snout, and moving the mouse with his tail.

Today Kingcobrasaurus is 13 years old and 12&1/2 feet long. He weighs 18 lbs. He has never bitten somebody, and he doesn't really want to. He only has three friends, but that's because he mostly wants to keep it secret that he's a talking snake. Kingcobrasaurus talks by exhaling air through the trachea, which creates voice. Parrots talk in the same way. Kingcobrasaurus was much like a parrot when he was a toddler snake.

Online History
Kingcobrasaurus discovered the internet when he was 8 years old. He had learned to type long before, but he wasn't very good at it yet. So he made a lot of spelling mistakes and often spelled in all capitals. He was browsing for cheats for a game called Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. He found a site called Neoseeker, and joined it. That was Kingcobrasaurus's very first forum. He told two his friends, Daniel and Matt, and they joined it too. Kingcobrasaurus and his friends spent over 4 years enjoying neoseeker, at first discussing the sonic games but then posting in the Pokemon forums as well. But Kingcobrasaurus abandoned Neoseeker when he had just turned 13. At that time, he had discovered Zoo Tycoon Volcano and decided to learn designing. Besides, he wasn't very interested in Sonic or Pokemon anymore.

Playing Video games
Kingcobrasaurus likes video games. He can hold a DS stylus or wii controller with his tail. He loves PC games the most, because they're easiest to play for a creature with no arms. He loves Zoo Tycoon games. He discovered Zoo Tycoon after enjoying games like Roller Coaster Tycoon.

Kingcobrasaurus also likes Spore. He plays it on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, and loves it. He has made over 500 creations and has about 50 achievements right now. But that's not even half of all the achievements you can get!

Kingcobrasaurus liked the Pokemon games when he was little. Sometimes he plays it on his DS. He has Diamond, FireRed and Emerald. He doesn't care about stats or tiers or anything like that. He only uses pokemons that appeal to him aesthetically. Here are his teams so far:

Diamond - Empoleon, Honchkrow, Ninetales, Garchomp, Hippowdon, Kadabra

FireRed - Blastoise, Fearow, Snorlax, Arbok, Jolteon, Vileplume

Emerald - Sceptile, Altaria, Seviper, Camerupt, Sharpedo, Grumpig

He does not have Wi-Fi, so cannot do anything online with DS or Wii.

Other games he likes: Sonic, Zelda, Metroid, but he's not very good at those games.

Other Interests
Kingcobrasaurus enjoys reading very much. He loves novels, and one of the very first books he ever read was Harry Potter. He also likes to write. Since he is a good speller, with a broad vocabulary knowledge, he can write great stories. He is working on two novels right now.

He also likes science. He knows a lot about animals, but also enjoys learning about Astonomy, Archaeology and Mythology. His favorite ancient civilizations were the Greeks and Egyptians. He thinks that the Romans were just lazy plagiarists and copycats who were jealous of the Greeks. His favorite mythological creature is the many-headed Hydra. He also likes Apep of Egyptian mythology.

Fringe Science, especially Cryptozoology and Paranormal studies, especially interest him. Generally, Kingcobrasaurus believes everything that he sees, as long as it's scientifically possible (by his standards.) People often make fun of him for believing that there are surviving non-avian dinosaurs in the Congo of Africa. People also laugh at him for thinking that Megalodon is actually a kind of large, fish-eating Requiem Shark.

If you really want to tick off Kingcobrasaurus, make a spelling / grammar mistake, or express your extreme lack of knowledge on animals. If you want to send him into a rage, show him a picture of a maniraptoran dinosaur that doesn't have feathers.

Other Notes
Even though one of his friends is a girl, Kingcobrasaurus is not interested in dating because he is the only cobra in his town. He is also against pornographic pictures and underage viewing of explicit films. He is very sensitive to violence.

Kingcobrasaurus fights strongly for his beliefs, although he has no religious or political views. He is more interested in animals than anything else. Despite the format of this article, he does not actually speak in third-person like Elmo does. In fact, he has the vocabulary and reading level of a college graduate. Kingcobrasaurus wants to be an anonymous author and cryptozoologist when he grows up.

Kingcobrasaurus's worst fear is knives and other blade-like objects. He also fears being beheaded or sliced in half.