Fiction:The First Church of Groxism

Welcome to the First Church of Groxism! Embrace the power and ideal visions of the almighty Grox! Ensure the survival of your species when the Grox eventually sweep through the galaxy and kill off all organic life through conversion! All you have to do is conform to the Grox way of thinking, and transform your meaty, nimble body with advanced cybernetic implants. Such services can be provided at your nearest Groxist missionary.

History
Groxism was first founded upon the mighty and strong visions of the Grox themselves! It was later adapted by other species that saw the Grox as the omnipotent race they truly are! They live upon strict guidelines, all of which were obtained in multiple attempts to make communication with the Grox. Most ended with the demise of many ships, costing our covenant millions of Sporebucks.... but we had succeeded in providing these commandments!

I. To be organic is an abomination before the eyes of machines

II. Thou shall convert all organics they see

III. Thou shall exterminate all organics that do not conform

IV. Thou shall submit to every wish the Grox command without question, or die trying

Additional note: Groxist hell awaits you if you die without success. Sorry!

V. Thou shall worship no other species or false deity

VI. Thou shall put the Grox before their own species at all times, and at all costs

VII. Thou may listen to CDs, wear red hooded sweat wear, and have a lava lamp in the bedroom

Groxist Afterlife
There is none. Except for Groxist hell of course. It awaits all organics, or those who fail the demands of the Grox. Sorry!

Implants
As you know, what makes machine life what it is, is being a machine. If you are organic, then you are not machine, and therefore impure. It's that simple! If your species is too feeble to provide such technology, go to your nearest Groxist missionary colony. There you will be taught about the Groxist ways, and go through a horribly painful process in which your squishy organic parts will be removed, and replaced with cybernetic armor. Then you can go back to your homeworld, and kill off your people for being so stupid.