Creature:Asgord

The Asgordians, or The Asgord Empire, are a Race of Sentient Beings in the Kraw Galaxy. They were the 2nd Race to Join the Major 4 Races of the Kraw Galaxy, but they were the Last to Explore Space.

The Asgordians are REALLY Friendly, and will do ANYTHING to Befriend or Ally another Species. They Have one goal - To Befriend Every last being in the Kraw Galaxy.

The Asgordians represent Friendship and Beauty. The Asgordians think they're the Kindest and most Beautiful Race in the Galaxy, but that may not be True, as there are over 60000 Empires in the Kraw Galaxy.

Their official Diplomat is Diplomat Lezia.

History
The Asgordians had a long evolutionary Process, as they are a Very Complex Race.

Their Path to a Friendly Personality
The Asgordians were not Really Friendly when they Began the Tribal Age, in -8807 KRE. In Fact, They didn't like the other Tribes. So they crushed all of the Other Tribes into Oblivion.

The Asgordians liked to play with each other during the Tribal Ages, and they also Sang Music which is Still loved in the Modern Ages. The Reason why they didn't like the other tribes was because they were a jealous Race in their Early Days. They were jealous of their Advanced Tools and their High amount of Food. They didn't like Tribes That were Better than Them. The Asgordians wanted Everything. Their tools, Their Food, Everything.

And so this self-centered way of life carried on to the Civilization Age, in -346 KRE.

The Asgordian Empires Hated each other because either one was Richer than the other, or one had more weapons than the other... etc. They were very Jealous empires, especially the Asgord Empire, who crushed one empire just for his Riches.

But in -66 KRE, that Self-centered way of life would End, as another Empire commented on the A.E. President's Beauty.

Emperor Laris - "Wow, you are Beautiful. Want a Gift?" President Kanaria - "Thanks, You look nice too, wow!" Diplomat Teria - "Wha? she is Beautiful! Look at her eyes, She is as beautiful as everyone else!" President Kanaria - "We... We are all pretty! How come we didn't notice this before???" Diplomat Teria - "Because... We are all jealous bastards, always wanting what the others have!" Emperor Laris - "Power, Money, those things are Irrelevant to me now. Want to end all Wars?" President Kanaria - "Let's end all wars. The World now Belongs to the Prettiest." Emperor Laris - "Ending wars now, Miss Asgord. <3" President Kanaria - "Heheheh... =)"

The "Look at Yourself and the Others!" Campaign launched by the Asgord Empire to End all wars worked, and everyone stopped being Jealous of Each other. Everyone had Everything in an Asgordian's Eyes.

Nobody knows how their jealousy affected the Asgordians's perception of Beauty, But this is where it Ended.

The Asgord Empire, the Ka'ata Comittee, the Lazaria Republic, and 6 other Empires united together as a Sign of Asgordian Love. Ka'an was now United under one Flag, the Flag of the Asgord Empire.

Recent History
In 146 KRE, An UFO Came to Ka'an, and attempted to make Contact with them.

Alien - "What Lifeform is this? So Perfect, so Serene, how did they acheive this in only 200 Years???" Emperor Kneria - "Thanks, wanna be friends?" Alien - "Yes! You are the most Beautiful Race in this Galaxy, I know it!" Emperor Kneria - "Thanks!"

And so, in 147 KRE, They wanted to share their love to the Rest of the Galaxy, and Befriend everyone in the Galaxy, So they built a Spaceship designed to bring love to the Galaxy. Their missiles were full of money, their Bombs were full of Flowers, and their Lasers were Happy Rays! It was an Asgordian's Dream.

And so, they went on a Quest to ally everybody. No Wars, few Colonies (10 Colonies), Hundrends of Allies.

By 399 KRE, they had 1286 Alliances, each monitored by 3 Diplomats who knew what each Race wanted.

The Encounter
The Asgord Empire had a thorny History in the Iteok-Tahar war, even though they were not Really Involved with it.

Because they allied the Iteok in a way to Eventually Ally the Entire Galaxy, There was Huge Controversy surrounding this Alliance, and a minor War Emerged against the Asgordians. After a 3 Day Long Assembly, The Asgord could ally all Remaining 3 Major Races in exchange for not Interacting with the Iteok-Tahar War. After the War, the Asgord became more caring for their Allies.

After the Encounter
After the Encounter, the Asgordians began Allying more Empires again, and formed the "Asgord Ally Watch (AAW)", which is governed by the Asgord, and other Military Empires. Eventually, the Kraw Reccomended the Asgordians as Potential Allies of the DCP, and in 05/02/400 KRE, The Alliance was Successful.

In 401 KRE, The asgord allied more Empires, but Refused an Alliance from the Zazane as it involved betraying the Kraw. The Asgord are now more watchful of who they talk to.

Asgord Culture


An Asgordian's way of life may look simple, but it is a bit complex.

Asgordians usually greet everyone around them, as everyone is a friend of everyone. Their way of greeting people is a unique (per person) dance. Telebyte (Internet) is very popular in the Asgordian Empire, mostly because of social websites. One Asgordian managed to get 3 Billion friends in 6 months. On the Telekir (Television), Asgordians love watching Beauty shows, but unlike Earth Beauty shows, everyone wins in these shows.

Work is well received by the Asgordians, as they can talk to each other there. Though Asgordians don't do much work because of this.

In Asgord Culture, Mean Asgordians are not put to anything resembling a Jail, like expected, but get sent to a circus to be ridiculed. Asgordians fear being sentenced to the circus, and that's why Morality is very high.

Asgordian women outnumber the Men (66%-34%), and women have higher social status tham men, because Women are (apparently to Most Asgordians) more beautiful then men. Most Asgordian Emperors have been Women. The Current Asgord Population is 76 Billion. Their Quality of Life Index is 8.450/10.

The Asgordian's Favorite sport is "Kenkia" (Very similar to Basketball) where 2 Teams have 2 balls and they must score by throwing the ball into the enemy basket while defending their own basket. As there are 2 balls, both teams need good defence and offence at the same time to win. Mathes last for 30 straight minutes (no Breaks) and when one team scores, it is worth one point. Average scores are 43 for winners. There are 6 players in a Team. Men and Women play together.

The Main Asgordian Language is the Kraw Universal Language because the Language must be spoken in order to communicate with the Hundreds of Allies they have.

Empire Size
As of: 01/03/401 KRE

The Asgord Currently have 20 Colonies, all of them Located in the Asgord Arm of the Kraw Galaxy. They are currently thinking of colonizing planets.

Technology
The Asgordians are not as Advanced as the other Major Races of the Kraw Galaxy. This is due to their poor scientific advancements and the fact that the average Asgordian IQ is only 114. Despite this, their socialization techniques are the best in the Galaxy, perhaps in the whole Universe.

ALLIES
The other 3 Major Races of the Kraw Galaxy The DCP Fex Empire Galot Republic Vyroni-Nazryds (Taldar) Kraw Galaxy Groxic Colony

... And 1460 More allies.

FRIENDLY
Any Other Empire on Sporewiki.

NEUTRAL
Any Empire that any other Empire would be at war with.

CAUTIOUS OF
Zazane Empire

''' NOTE The Enemies section was Removed because the Asgord never Declare wars. '''

Quotes from other Users
You may Quote here.

"A strange creature indeed!!! but there none violent nature may be good for slaves!"

- Captain Votarah

"What a strange Creation... Luckily they are peaceful!"

- Krazo Boid

Trivia

 * According to Wormulon's Empires in Comparison 2, The Asgord are a Tier 3 Empire, and are the least advanced Major Race in the Kraw Galaxy. They are in the Same Tier as the Fex Empire, the Gablinus-Avis, the Protoss from the Starcraft Games, and the other 3 Major Races of the Kraw Galaxy.