Fiction:Aastara Hijinks Restaurant

"Taste is what creates the texture. Food cannot be ruined, it can only be poorly made. If someone thinks their food is not properly cooked, they shouldn't have gone to that restaurant! Time passes at light speed when you are eating food, because time is the food, and nobody can not enjoy nice food."

-Najihim Ghaizi, current owner of AH

The Aastara Hijinks Hilli, commonly referred to as Aastara Hijinks or even just Aastara, is a successful restaurant company in the busy city of Jijiwhingwun in the Kungunese Empire. They are famous for delicious curries and classic Kungunese foods during any city festival, such as the Hiba Shima or the Hakka Muli.

History
10 years ago, a wealthy Kungunese businessman called Najihim Ghaizi came to permanently live in Jijiwhingwun, and decided to start a small traditional Kungunese food stand called Xhingihiba. As time came on, the business became hugely popular and gained 800,000,000 Kungunese Wadgets. Nahijim Ghaizi had an idea as he closed his stand for the night. He hired a few workers and began building a large restaurant in the neon side of the city. Quai Olis, a nearby resident, offered a whole load of brand new cooking machines, and so the business took off.

The company grew and grew until it was renamed the ASA, and later Aastara Hijinks. The original ASA symbol was kept though. Various famous individuals visited, like the intergalactic superstar Mho, and even Captain Barbados at one point.

Quotes
"We have never been so successful. The business restaurant has advanced from a cheap food stand to a thriving, popular and posh restaurant in the space of a few years. The only other profession I have ever had is Businessman, giving me tons of experience at this kind of job and also a great way of giving my workers justice and fair pay. I was not so used to Restaurant Food Business, but I have learned this branch as well as sales work."

-Najihim Ghaizi, being interviewed by the Kungunese Radio 2