User:CaptainTybusen/The Intergalactic Band Returns!

The Intergalactic Band is back, and better than ever! With their latest album, Straight Outta Deathspire, they're ready to sweep the charts with their newest songs! With a lineup of celebrity guests and overall great songwriting, there's no way you'll want to miss this release! Check them out!

(Once again, all of these spoof modern pop songs. All were written by yours truly unless noted)

Straight Outta Deathspire (Sept. 19, 2011)
1. I'mma Shank You (feat. Zr'Ahgloth) - "I see you walkin round town bein a dumbo, so, I'mma SHANK YOU!!" The album opens with a piece about an average day of Zr'Ahgloth shanking anyone he deems "a dumbo".

2. The ULE Song (feat. Tul) - "Today, I feel like killing the URC. I want to see some Libertus dead." Master Admiral Tul sings about how he enjoys slaughtering URC citizens whenever he's bored or has time to kill (no pun intended).

3. Cyrannian Rhapsody - "Zillum just killed a man, shot some plasma at his head, hit him straight, and now he's dead..." The sad story of the Great Cyrannus War is recreated into this ballad rock masterpiece.

4. Hopelessly Devoted to Shu (feat. Zavrhos) - "Hopelessly devoteddd to Shuuuuuu..." Zavrhos was hesistant to perform this song about Shu'ulathoi, but after the Kralgon Emperor, who is apparently a huge Intergalactic Band fan, threatened another Betrayal War if Zavrhos refused, it was no surprise that this song got recorded in time for release.

5. Bad Xhomance - "Xho-oh-oh-ohohohoh, Xho-oh-oh-ohohohoh, Xho-oh-oh-ohohohoh, caught in some Bad Xho-mance." The band touches on why there are no Xhodocto females left. Their guess is that the females left the males since the males were horrible at flirting.

6. Monster (feat. Legion of the Deathmarch) (written by Technobliterator) "Everybody knows I'm the motherf***ing monster" The Intergalactic Band allowed the Legion to put this profanity-laden rap song on the album. The Band was intially reluctant, but then again, this was the Legion of the Deathmarch asking them for something, after all.

7. Shots (feat. Da Propa Big Bosses) (written by Technobliterator) "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS..." Rap music is hard to come by on an Intergalactic Band album, let alone two full tracks of it. Zr'Ahgloth and Thr'aloy don't fail to impress, however, with a fast-paced song about, well, shots.

8. Eye of the Taldar "And the last Vyro'Narza stalks a Trafphyyd in the night, and he's watching us all in the eye..... of the Taldar!" Originally written by the band for blockbuster movie Rocky 100, this classic thriller about a post-apocalyptic world where few Taldar remain is easily one of the most exciting tracks on the album.

9. Xhoddie (feat. Khazurhal Angazhar) "And I'm like, Xhoddies, Xhoddies, Xhoddies?! NOOO!!!" The Band made sure this time that the Khazurhal wouldn't abuse the recording sessions, so they wrote him down for the rap interlude in this song about the Annihilation. Unfortunately, Angazhar still found a way to convey his message of doom even with his 30 seconds of rap.

Highway to Inferno Realm (Aug. 6, 2011)
For reference for those guys who are too lazy to look at the original album page :P

1. Surfin' URC - "If everybody had an ocean... Across the URC..." The band sings about the awesome surfing conditions on the URC's tourist worlds (or at least before the CAS destroyed them). 2. Viva la Jora (feat. Jovar III) - "I hear Haelsier bells are ringing..." The legendary Jovar III tells his dramatized tale about the Split. 3. Horlin's a Jarzo - "Don't call him lame, Horlin's a Jarzo..." The band agrees that Admiral Horlin is indeed a Jarzo, which is pretty awesome. 4. Tyraz - "Ooohhhhhhh I'm in love with Tyraz, Tyraz..." Yuri talks about her affection for Tyraz Breek. 5. Highway to Inferno Realm - "I'm on the highway to Inferno Realm!" The band looks into the forms and process of Descension. 6. (Asgords Must) Sometimes Say Never (feat. Diplomat Lezia) - "Asgords must sometimes say never, but they will pet 'til forever..." The band is on the verge of realizing that Asgords must sometimes say no to alliances, until Lezia interrupts and attempts to create a rap segment. 7. Like a Kroc - "Get out of bed... LIKE A KROC" One of the singers sums up his day if he were Master Kroc. 8. Rambo Nation Gurls - "Rambo Nation girls, they're unforgettable..." The band remarks on the attractiveness of Rambo females. 9. Xhoday (feat. Khazurhal Angazhar) - "Seven a.m., waking up in the morning, gotta be Death, gotta be Despair..." The Khazurhal was nice enough to sing a song for the Band's album, though they begin to have their doubts when they realize it's an attempt to destroy the universe using the most powerful weapon of all time: a Xhodocto version of "Friday".