SporeWiki:Fiction Universe/Universal Discussion Board

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Universal Discussion Board
 This is a universal discussion board, from which all empires can give any announcements to every other empire. This board is not under the control of any organised entity unlike the Seven Starr Alliance, Universal Alliance of Nations, or Intergalactic Federation, so that all empires can send and recieve messages here.

The universal discussion board is available on common hyperluminal frequency #97, subspace frequency #201, and common holonet frequency #1138. The primary communications nexus for the board is in the Sol system in the Plazith Rim; other relays exist in the Cyrannus, Forma, Ghelaxin, Wental, and Girdo Galaxies. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire 

A New Empire?
"We are the Kicath Empire. Ok, maybe a little harsh on the intro. We are a potentially strong empire in the Milky Way and we managed to get hold of this board through some contacts. Of course i'm sounding a little arrogant, but then again that's just our nature. Hopefully we'll get along, rest of the universe. Just before I officially name myself, we have some requests. We have requested schematics for a hyperdrive from the Delpha Coalition of Planets, and now another thing we request. We need a little bit of expansion. Well, not a little. A lot. We are a small 3,215 colony Empire. By the end of our decade or so we wish to have an extent of at least 30,000 - 300,000. We have developed methods of extremely quick colonisation. We also have this rare material. I heard it calls for at least 50-60 quadrillion Sporebucks every cubic metre. It does have rare properties...a little strange if you ask me. So, I am Legendary Captain Kithworto. Good day."

- Legendary Captain Kithworto of the Kicath Empire

"If you need any services, ask us. Just pay a lot."

- Emperor Tnogedo 78 of the Dagorian Mercenarium

"Welcome to the galactic community. We advise you stay away from our territory for now. Not that we don't want to, it's just that a massive star devouring demon is attacking us... Strange? Yes. Impossible? Not at all."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious

"Haha, fresh meat!"

- Captain Karnak of the Marinoxidiz

"meh"

- Dark Zr'Ahgloth of the Loron'Kikra

"YOR DUM" ~Zr'Ahgloth

''A "rare material"? Well, you could at least tell us more about it. We're not going to pay quadrillions of sporebucks for something that we don't know anything about. Not that we couldn't afford it. Also, a small empire? Really? We have a mere 178 colonies. Large empires are overrated. Oh, and welcome to the intergalactic community! ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

"Rare Material? Well, it is metallic. It glistens red in sunlight and when it is cut it is black. We've decided not to use it for our ships - it seems to be extremely radioactive. It's half life is numerous thousands of years. It is extremely hard to cut and is fairly dense. It also seems to have an unnaturally high melting point." ~ Legendary Captain Kithworto''

''You didn't happen to acquire this as a result of a visit by a race of tall, angry, demonic humanoids, did you? ~ Commodore Hlraka''

''Well there was ancient records of an ancient red coloured meteor hitting one of our colonies about 400 - 600 years ago. Is there a problem? You're beginning to frighten us. ~ Kithworto''

''No, no problem at all. It's just that this substance is a rare "pseudometal" normally associated with a transfinite army of immortal reality-devouring demons. But as you may have noticed, they've failed to kill any of us, so they're not really that scary. I think they're pretty pathetic, actually. ~ Commodore Hlraka''

''"The Empire of the Girdo Galaxy: Tempting fate at every available opportunity!" ~ Emperor Mazipnos of the true Empire''

''"We'll pretend we did not hear that, mortal." ~ Ayrai'Shikua''

''See? They don't even take retribution against-'' *is silenced* ~ Commodore Hlraka''

''Shut. Up. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire''

''Sometimes, I feel as though I'm the only sane person in this whole universe... ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"I am not sain in some ways,but realy who would want a radioactive metal."

- Edoshai

Sporemaster Alliance Returns from it's After-Civil-War silence!
"Hello all! We, the Sporemaster Alliance, have finally returned after recovering from our civil war with the Darkstar Alliance, which we have temporarily recognized and accepted as a new government. The Forma Region Galaxies (Forma, Sana, Bailt, Demitris, Campfree, Time, Calimrii, and Alumini) are now open to other empires once more, though we warn you, in the chaos ships went missing, and pirate raids have gone, so it may not be entirely safe here yet. As for the Darkstar Alliance... well, we will reunite our alliance someday, but that is not this day. They retain control over Campfree, Portions of Forma, portions of Calimrii, and portions of Alumini. We highly recommend you do not attempt to ally with them, or you will face our wrath. Anyway, we have returned and hope to start taking full part in the universe again."

- Evermind, leader of the Sporemaster Alliance

"So, dat's ow it is, is et? You just gonna bully da 'ole 'verse inter not allyin' us, are ya? Well, the Darkstar Alliance has a ting or two ta say 'bout dat! "irst off, we're just as big a 'pire as you are! So don' you go messin' with out pol'icle future, got it? You bedder! Da war may be ober, dut we still 'ate you! So get ove' yourselbs! AND TOP DAT LAUBING! I 'AVE A TEMBERARY DISORER!"

- The First of the Darkstar Alliance

"Sorry about that, the First just got out of... um... surgery... yes, surgery. Anyway, I'm Second and I would liek to remind the Sporemaster Alliance that they signed the Treaty of New Tyrus too, and cannot prevent empires from allying us or us from allying them. Please do try to remember that, neither of us can afford another war right now."

- The Second of the Darkstar Alliance