Fiction:DialoguewithGaussivits

How the Dialogue came to be
A mysterious ship approached the tyranny planet currently harboring the Omega Gaussivits Lebinitivtz. It began to orbit and broadcasted a signal down to the base in which Gaussivits was residing.

Lolistal: Hello, I am Lolistal of the Daldagzer Empire. Please respond.

SystemAI: This is Maginodunried, state your purpose of visit and authorization to visit.

Lolistal: We come seeking a dialogue. We believe a clash of my own mind with that of a Dominatus Omega would be an interesting endeavor.

The Dominatus weapons, poised to destroy the ship of Lolistal stood down and a massive tractor beam took the ship into a docking area. The ship docked in one of the main space shipyards in the system, where ships were being constructed. The ship, now enclosed in a hangar was then locked down. At the door of the ship stood 10 Dominatus in full combat gear, forming both an honor guard and a firing squad.

SystemAI: You are clear to leave your ship

Out of the ship stepped three persons. One of them was a tall, bipedal orange and yellow mammal-like creature with wings. to this one's right, was a shorter, blue insectoid figure, and in the arms of the first, being cradled like an infant, was a small, green, beaked creature with a single eyestalk, His arms and legs were plainly vestigial and non-functioning. The Small green creature identified itself as Lolistal.

Dominatus: So you are the one stupid enough to challenge an Omega to a debate?

Lolistal: It's hardly stupid of me. Your intellects are the only ones we know of that can match our own, save for some Gods and immortals perhaps.

Dominatus: What makes you think you are smart enough for your argument to be remotely entertaining to him?

Lolistal: I was able to deduce everything to do with your framing of the Drodo, Is that proof enough?

Dominatus: Given what information where you able to come to that deduction?

Lolistal: It's obvious, really, the behavior toward the hegemony is uncharacteristic of the Drodo Empire, and you are the only empire both able and inclined to perform such a scheme.

Dominatus: Very well, here is a copy of an IQ test, take it, and I will see if you are worthy of facing the Omega.

The Three creatures stepped inside, and emerged several minutes later with a completed test. The Dominatus read score of 725.

Lolistal: Is that enough?

Dominatus: That is 25 points higher than my score, Lolistal, respect to you.

Lolistal: Thank you.

Dominatus: I would bring Gaussivitz here myself, however he has a large appointment back in Mirus.

Dominatus: I have a way in which you two could still have a correspondence though.

Lolistal: Do tell.

Dominatus: *hands him a book* Those pages are not paper but a special quantum crystalline arrangement that Gaussivitz has as well, whatever you write there, he will receive, and whatever he writes, you will receive. There will be some time between transmissions, but he is in another galaxy. It will also maintain a record of everything. If you last more than one round of this with him, consider yourself a welcome guest to this planet! If you'd like, I could establish a small residency for you on this planet. Our infrastructure here means that messages will be received faster than if you use it on a backwater world

Lolistal: Thank you, I appreciate that. I will have to move our next conquest but I'm sure it can be done.

Dominatus: Elaborate more on these conquests. You do not seem to have the build of a species that does conquest. You do seem rather flimsy.

Lolistal: Well, we of course had two slave races from the beginning, these two you see, right now, but we usually don't engage in combat, we can usually persuade them to willingly submit to enslavement and prefer that to a violent conquest which will decrease the number of slaves we obtain by killing some of them.

Dominatus: The ability to subjugate someone through logic, truly respectable.

Dominatus: His ship has left. Perhaps you should write him a first message.

Lolistal: I will begin dictating it immediately.