User talk:CaptainTybusen/The Intergalactic Band Returns!/@comment-47205-20110921153055

Here are two rejected (in-story, presumably on the grounds of being too violent :D) songs from the Intergalactic Band's albums (chorus only).

This first one (based on Nicole Scherzinger's "Wet") is about Mahanayan torture practices.

Well, I'm gonna rip your skin off Make it clean, wear it as a towel Yeah, yeah Rushing out your neck Soaking red Bleed to death for me now Yeah, yeah Let's get a little re-e-e-e-ed I like the way your blood's pouring out Let's get a little re-e-e-e-ed I like the way your blood's pouring out

And the other song is about the DCP's treatment of public criticism (based on Eliza Doolittle's "Pack Up", another song the Americans probably won't have heard of):

Tie up your rebels, put them in a bag, and throw them underneath a bus We don't care what the dissenters say, what the dissenters say about us Tie up your rebels, put them on a rack, feed them to a Tyrannosaurus We don't care what the rioters say, 'cos they riot too loud for us

The first one's the one I put work into; the second one I just came up with because I figured that the DCP should have more creative means of punishing protesters. :P