Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-37351627-20181206162428

Their humor is extremely vulgar and confusing, and without a solid grasp of their lore and a large amount of artifacts most of the jokes will go over a typical captain's head. There's also their narcissistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their philosophy. The fans understand this stuff; they have the DNA and brain capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes and quips, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about HISTORY. As a consequence people who dislike The Grox truly ARE idiots of a species- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in the Grox's existential catchphrase "999 Horse" which itself is a cryptic reference to stereotypical robot nonsense, making fun of you by assuming the identity of a mindless robot. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those idiotic simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Will Wright's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, I DO have a Grox hoodie and lava lamp. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, alien. 