User:No Offense

About Me
User Name: No Offense Care to tell us your real name: No Care to tell us where you live: No Favorite Shows: ALF, X-Files, Monk, Hunter, Bones, Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, The Office, The Simpsons, Simon & Simon and Moonlighting. Favorite Games: Spore (Includes it's expansion packs, such as Galactic Adventures), Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5, Resistance: Fall of Man, Resistance 2, Resistance 3, every Ratchet and Clank game, Mass Effect 2. My kind of party: The Republican Party. Religion: Christianity People I like: Ann Coulter, Bobby Jindal, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, John Brown, Michael Brown, Jim Carrey, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris. People I don't like: Keith Olbermann, Jesse Ventura, Chris Matthews, Westboro Baptist

Claims to fame

 * Once caught a water snake with nothing but my bare hands.
 * Personally met R.L. Stine.
 * Famous people that I've seen with my very own eyes: John McCain, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Ozzie Osbourne, Cat Stevens, Sheryl Crow, R2-D2, Indiana Jones stunt double.
 * Been in a newspaper at least three times.