Fiction talk:The States of The Cow

incoming transmission from the Zarbanian Alliance
Hello you pathetic lower life froms.We of the Zarbania ALliance,dispite being killers,show some honor.SO,in the tradition of honor,we will warn you that we will enslave you,Now hand over your weapons and such and Surrender silently,and no one gets hurt.

Gridlock of the Zarbanian Allaince.