Fiction:Phase-Hunter

"The Fires of madness burn in my mind. It is a most enjoyable burning. Though not as much as my burning passion for Fat-bottomed ladies, though."

- Phase-Hunter

"THIS WIKI NEEDS MOAR FAT CHICKS!!"

- Phase in his less lucid moments

Phase-Hunter, other names including abomination, accident(by his parents), and going by other code names, such as "Blade Wilson", is an extremely insane, grotesque human mercenary, infamous for his love of women, especially Fat-bottomed ones, and twisted, narcissistic personality. A being once hated across many cultures, he was adopted by a group of Ugandalorians into their Clan, but after his wife was killed, he forsake honor to seek a life of vengeance.

Phase-Hunter traveled the universe, killing and getting lucky, while growing to love another strange thing; ponies. He finally, after fighting in a war alongside the Ugandalorians, found his life empty and without purpose, and went to try and mend fences with them, and become part of the Clan of Clett. This has not stopped him from being anymore insane, however.

Early History
Phase-Hunter was born on Earth, some where in the foot-hills of Scotland. A strange child, he began seeing 2 different worlds, his own, and those of another. Considered crazy, but none-the less loving, he lived most of his live in peace, until he joined the military. Hiding his mental issues easily, he at first was happy about "fighting the Good fight". However, he soon Decided after his first battle deployment that he hated being told what to do, and what the military was really like.

He became a mercenary instead, fighting to disrupt any governments he felt where "immoral". Let's just say, he was busy around the world. Finally, he got a contract from a mysterious being, in order to be augmented. What occurred was an experiment that resulted in him being made biological immortal, and able to regenerate. Realizing, after almost dying in battle, that life was better spent doing something else, he fell in life with another human, and the 2 settled for a quiet life in the quietest city on Earth, Tokyo.

However, fate, rarely, smiles on Phase, and this was no different. Returning to plague him, a rival, his own cousin in fact, returned and violated and killed his wife. Phase, enraged, was now totally shattered, and went on a search for vengeance to kill every creature involved in his wife's murder.

He then came into the brief service of the Grox Followers. He also came to love the Show My Little Pony (G4 of course).

He desperately felt the need to just die, but because of his regenerative abilities, could not. He hide this with a horrible sense of humor and perverted nature. He knew everyone hated him, yet the only one who loved him was now dead. What did the universe have left for him?

Joining the Ugandalorians
During a brief slip of time, Phase-Hunter fought alongside the Ugandalorians, and dispersed an enemy of theirs. Receiving high honor, he was accepted into their clan, and even married one of the females. At first, he thought he could relax, raise a family, and become a farmer.

However, his cousin, again, came back from the shadows, and killed his wife. Now, totally abandoning his idea of love and family, Phase entered a state where he became a cold-blooded killer, hunting his cousin, and fighting him across most of the known galaxies in the first gigaquadrant in some form.

This path of vengeance, and his dis-regard of honor, lead to him being ex-communicated by the Ugandalorians, and declared Das'Ugandaos. No longer Ugandal.

Enlightenment War
During the Enlightenment War, Phase-Hunter appeared to save The Lavatuft Lavern, from Ghorie and Commander Karack of the Alpha Cyber Collective. After injuring Karack serisously, then helping wound Ghorie, he helped destroy the Alpha Cyber Collective invasion force.

He then invaded the Kashriinox Base. With the allies. Afterward, he was awarded the Title of Captain for his service to Alliance of Enlightenment. After this, he began to feel more attached to them, and was adopted by Barda Clett into the Clan of Clett, re-teaching him honor and love again.

Aterro Dominatus
Like many who where part of the Ugandalorian Clans, Phase-Hunter joined after receiving the call of the Ugandalore, something he vowed to listen to at all times and to heed the call. With many other Ugandalorians, he journeyed to Mirus again in what would be called the Great Journey. Joining with his Clan-brothers and sisters, he was made a rally-master, and told to keep himself in line.

More coming soon!

Return of Them
Coming soon!

Personality
"I don't want to Love and Tolerate. I want to smash your head open with a Fucking battle Axe."

- Phase-hunter on his views of haters.

Phase, on the surface, is insane, psychotic, and appears to care none of his relationships or lovers. He is a cold-blooded killer, and feels little emotion, other than a twisted sense of humor, towards almost everyone.

At his core, however, he is a shattered, emotionally fragile being who simply wants to be loved, and to have children. His love for all things colorful is also another important aspect. It's this love that pushed him towards My Little Pony, G4 of course, and he constantly references it at one point or another throughout the day. When he is in combat, he takes the persona of a crazed mercenary, however, when be himself and with friends, he becomes a tiny bit more reserved and quite. He claims however, that if he stops talking for more then an hour, bad things will happen.

Phase is addicted to one thing, one thing that out-weighs his love for Ponies and picking up girls, the 80's rock band, Queen. It's unknown when he became a fan of the band, but he almost always listens to it, and has an almost near-worship of Freddie Mercury, the lead singer. He holds similar views to the other members as well. He once even tried to grow a moustache like Mercury. Due to his epidermal issues, it failed.

Phase gets attached to friends easily, and will protect them with every ounce of strength. He never backs down when a friend is threatened, though he gets especially aggressive if a female is "in need of my natural buckish charm". He is very careful about everything he does, his hyperactive feature merely being a cover, and he is very choosey about his friends.

On the subject of females, Phase is quite the ladies' man, though prefers bigger women, which he believes, is just more to love. However, whether they be thin or big, Phase takes no issue. He loves all equally, though some capture his eye, and something else, more then others.

Phase, while not in the least bit racist or xenophobic, just prefers to be around other humans, or human-like beings, such as Ugandalorians.

Due to his mental issues, such as unable to discern what is real and unreal, it's believed he's schizophrenic.

Powers
"I know you exist!! Don't try and hide reader!!! I'll find you and gut you!"

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter is rendered Immortal thanks to his constant regeneration, and his body's eliminating of free-radicals, that would normally cause grey hair and increased risk of cancer.

He is an expert with Sniper rifles, SMGs, Shotguns, and pistols. His favored tools are duel Uzi/SMGs in combat, which fire enhanced bullets that can pierce a Hyper-Power's Infantry armor. He uses 2 Katana Blades, named Celestia and Mercury. He uses these 2 blades to slice down foes with ease, and armor can rarely stop his weapons. He is also shown using Flare guns, with he calls his "Party Lovers", and even a battle Axe. He named the battle Axe Bloody red special.

Phase-Hunter is immune to mind-reading and mind-control, and his insanity simply leaks into those that attempt it. He is un-naturally flexible, fast, strong, and durable for a human, and can take punches from the strongest of creatures, usually just laughing insanely to make them hit him harder, and harder, and harder...

Phase can teleport short distances in the blink of an eye. Since Phase's way of teleporting is uses electromagnetism instead of essence, he vanishes and re-appears as an bolt of blue lightning.

He can channel pheromones, which help him in seducing females. It's unknown if this is built into his armor, or is a natural ability.

Nicknames for his weapons
"I got a Princess and Queen. Both are hungry for blood!"


 * Sword 1 - Celestia (As in Princess Celestia)
 * Sword 2 - Mercury (As in Freddie Mercury)
 * Claymore - Rebecca (The name of his first wife.)
 * Battle Axe - Bloody red special
 * His twin SMGs - Crazy little thing called death/Good old-fashioned killer boy.
 * Sniper Rifle - Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
 * Shotgun - Cupcake.

Armour
"Chicks dig my armour. And My sexiness. And just about everything about me."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase's armor is built into his flesh, giving him a cybernetic, skeletal look. The suit is connected to him via an advanced telepathic and neural system, meaning the suit and he can "feel" each other.

The Armor, like Phase, can regenerate, and Phase can change it's appearance to suit his needs. It often sparkles blue with electricity, especially just before and after teleporting, or after taking a dire hit.

The suit can communicate with Phase, and often talks to him via a telepathic hive-mind shared by the 2. The suit offers him advice, and, most of the time, berates him for going on his path of vengeance, and not trying to find someone else to love. It does however, care for Phase, not just because it depends on him to survive.

Appearance
"Am I not the most twisted thing you've ever scene!?"

- Phase-Hunter to unknown

Phase-Hunter's skin is night black, and bulges under his silver armor. His face is visible, though the helmet he wears as merged somewhat with his face, giving him a bio-mechanical zombie look. His eyes glow red from with his head, and are said to pierce the souls of others.

His skin, the amount that is visible underneath his armor, is said to crawl and shiver to an extent, due to his body constantly decaying and regenerating. He wears a black cape for show, and his teeth have transformed into sharp, knife-like daggers in his jaws. Phase-Hunter often can be scene smiling, twiddling his fingers, or, when he is at his most psychotic, teetering back and forth and "dancing" about.

Voice
Phase-Hunter's voice is reedy and lyrical, and is said to sound of death, misery, and cupcakes. His voice constantly flocculates from light and happy, to deep and psychotic.

Despite this, he's actually a good singer. To some extent.

Relations
See Here for his thoughts on other users and characters outside of the fiction universe.

[[File:Blue face.png]] Friends
''Your almost as awesome as Freddie Mercury. Actually, no, your not. Not even close.''


 * That Lizard from TF2. Wait...Lizard? - My fire loving friend.
 * Zilafireous - I am unsure.
 * Barda Clett - ...Thank you, friend...
 * Forbila Clett - Enjoy your love, Bard.
 * W'tze - Dang you have an hot wife. Like, really!
 * Zakton - Crazy? I like crazy!
 * Ajaar'Magnos - Can Spode sing like Freddie? Nope!
 * First Wife - We don't need forever. We had...one sweet moment. And that was more than enough...
 * Second Wife - You touched my heart, and changed my world forever, dear.

[[File:Blue face.png]] neutral
O hai, Mark!


 * Admiral Brony-fellow - /) Brohoof!! Wait, How do I say /)? Is that possible??! Aww, who gives a shit about psychics.
 * Queen Sexy'daal - Oskel you lucky man, you! I'd tap dat too, though.
 * Lavern the lavy lav person - Who you calling kid? I should be retired by human years. Or dead.
 * Riffrex - I was aware of our being fictional characters first, bub.
 * Spore culty thingie - Cult, plz! I should hailed as your founding ruler.
 * Sexy's Dum Husband - You still have someone to love...

[[File:Blue face.png]] Enemies
''I am tearing you apart! With an axe Lisa!!''


 * Dark Soemthing-rather - He's one nasty fela.

[[File:Red face.png]] True Enemies
''Your mother will have to carry on without you. Yes, that is a Bohemian Rhapsody reference. No. I will not making those.''


 * Venator - You...are not my kinsmen.

Quotes from others
"I commandz U to addz ze Quote!"

- *Sigh* you know who

"And then they say I'm crazy. Yeah? Woohoo? This guy is like 10 times more crazy then I am. I might actually reduce that to 5. Or 1. Or actually I might me more crazy. All those possibilities! They all make my head spin!"

- Zakton

"Nice weapon collection. Don't worry when Zakton steals something out of it, though, I'll get it back for you...If you ever learn to shut up!"

- Okagg

"Some how, despite the fact I hate him, He's sort of grown on me."

- Barda Clett

"And THIS is why people don't take proper mercenaries seriously these days. Someone pay me to shut this guy up permanently."

- Admiral Kaios

"Completely insane. But... Hrm. I think there's a reason for it. A logic to his madness. Gah! If i didn't know better i'd think he had contact with a major EDBE"

- Ortior Iklas

"And now...your death is marked."

- Khazurhal Angazhar

"Hurry up and die will ya? I'm sort of craving human flesh now."

- Queen Si'daal

"So..damn...ANNOYING!!!"

- King Lavern

Quotes from himself
"You want to kill me. I know you do. But it just eats you up inside that you can't. That you can do so much, but in the end, Zillafire wants me alive, and not even other users could get me killed. So go on living, thinking you can silence my beautiful voice."

"I'm a murderer, in murdering world. Blood and Gore, it's fantastic! Oh I'm the Ninth Doctor now! FantasticFantasticFantastic!!!!"

"There are many insane freak shows on this wiki, and I'm not even talking Characters yet. I'm looking at you ZF"

"There can be only references!"

- Phase Hunter on his exsistence.

"My little victim! My little victim! You used to wonder how painful this could be, now you're about to share it's bloodshed with me! kidnapping, It was an simple feat, and now your death makes it all complete!" "Here I am! I'm the princess of the universe! Wait...."

- Phase-Hunter, trying to sing a song by Queen.

"Something here about Queen and Ponies. My obligation is fulfilled, baby."

"What I learned today. If someone makes fun of your favorite show...take them to a secluded shed or cabin in the woods...and...oh boy. They won't be talking back for awhile...or breathing."

"Heads...heads...heads!"

"I collect many things. Lego Constraction robots, colorful horses, the The Heads of my enemies!!"

"I may seem stupid, but that's only because I am."

"I don't wanna sleep! I wanna make pop culture references."

"I was once kidnapped by some very sex-hungry dude. He...did things...terrible things. I will never be the same again. But neither will he. At least, I think it was a he...What did I screw?"

"Give me your fat-bottomed girls, and watch as I smash your little kings in my hands!"