Fiction:Phase-Hunter

"I've always considered my self a man of basics. Base desires. Drugs, booze, rock and roll, and, most important and chief among them, some fine women. Don't matter the size or shape, I'm up for any woman. Hopefully they don't mind the lack of skin..."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter, otherwise called Blade Wilson-Nar'Sherva O'Clett by his Mendel kin, other names including abomination, accident (by his parents), and going by other code names, such as "Blade Wilson", is an extremely insane, grotesque human mercenary, infamous for his love of women, especially fat-bottomed ones, and twisted, narcissistic personality. A being once hated across many cultures, he was adopted by a group of Ugandalorians into their Clan, but after his wife was killed, he forsake honor to seek a life of vengeance. This makes him, not only one of the first humans to join the Ugandalorians, but also one of the first to be exiled from their Clans.

Phase-Hunter traveled the universe, killing and having sex with any female that he could get, while growing to love another strange thing; ponies. He finally, after fighting in a war alongside the Ugandalorians, found his life empty and without purpose, and went to try and mend fences with them, and become part of the Clan of Clett. This has not stopped him from being anymore insane, however. While given purpose by the Clans, he still comes across as self-fish, self-centered, and flamboyant.

Phase-Hunter is the Ultimate Archon of the Peacebringers, a group of Olympian Super-soldiers developed by the Alliance for special warfare. These insane humans share many of their fathers' loves. Corpulent ladies, Queen Music, alcohol, and general insanity. In battle, they even use Queen music, altering it into extreme soundwaves to tear their "Bieber-loving heretical foes" apart. Phase-Hunter's sons are also in the Freelancer group called the Freddie Mercenaries, named after his favorite singer, and encounter their father more on missions. The Peacebringers refer to him as Father Wilson, and any time he joins them in battle, it is seen as a glorious event. And a dirty, depraved one by normal people.

Early History
"I have no words on my past life, only a fresh supply of manly tears."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter, originally, kept his past life a secret from everyone else, due to personal shame and distaste for himself. Phase-Hunter was an unwanted child in a generally abusive home. Growing up with no mother, and a distant, uncaring father, warped his weakened mind, and left unable to discern reality from fantasy. Along with his brothers, and an third, unknown being, where taken away from this bad situation by their uncle, a highly trained assassin for hire. Their uncle planed to train the 3 of them in his art, and turn them into human super soldiers. However, his eldest brother was too violent and destructive, Carnex was regarded as too soft, and Phase himself was seen as paranoid, delusional, and totally obsessed with the Band Queen and anime. Unable to complete their training, the uncle abandoned them once more, each going their separate ways, and, ironically, becoming feared assassins, though all agreeing to stay away from one another.

During his time as a merc, many years ago, he was contacted by the, better known as the Grox Followers. They wanted to turn him into a super soldier, but he would not go for it. However, as he had an obsessive love for Queen, the Grox Followers hid his Queen CDS on his ship, in a place he never looked, but said they had them and would destroy them. Too lazy to get a job and buy new ones, Phase agreed. However, the operation went wrong, and his skin and the flesh beneath it died, leaving him a corpse-like look. However, he was rendered immortal, but damaged his weakened mind further.

He attempted to leave the Mercenary business, and started a relationship with another human online. While he was hesitant, due to his appearance, he found she loved him anyway, and Phase appeared to have calmed, and begun to act more sane. However, year later, Phase would be struck a crippling blow, when his wife died, and he remained immortal. Unable to cope with it, he berried himself in the mercenary business.

Joining the Ugandalorians
"I'll exterminate you all! I will leave none of you breathing! More. More. More bodies. More Tarmealox Bodies!"

- Phase-Hunter

During a brief slip of time, Phase-Hunter fought alongside the Ugandalorians, and dispersed an enemy of theirs. Receiving high honor, he was accepted into their clan, and even married one of the females. At first, he thought he could relax, raise a family, and become a farmer.

It's unknown what happened next, but during a battle against the, both Phase and his wife where captured by Follower forces. Finding Phase to be the warrior that slipped out of their grasp, it's unknown what happened next, but she was brutally tortured and killed. Phase escaped, after brutally killing every Grox Follower within the Dungeon ship with his own hands, stomping their corpses to putrid pieces of gore, or tearing them apart with his clawed hands.

He later had his second wife buried near Mt. Kozpek on Ugandalore, and then disappeared. When the Ugandalorians found the ship, they immediately excommunicated Phase from the Clans, finding his behavior dishonorable. He cared little. He had now lost 2 women he loved, and went down a dark path of depravity and violence, burying himself in psychosis and sexual conduct.

Partnership with Clett
"This young kid's gonna get himself killed. By me most likely. And to think, he's got potential for some badass shit in the future. At least I think this character does. All the characters look the same to me. Not as sexy and manly as me."

- Phase's inner thoughts on his first sighting of Clett

During his time of bounty hunting, merc work, and other actions, Phase-Hunter garnered a large reputation as an effective mercenary, unless it conflicted with his personal morals, which he kept hidden deep within his soul. However, Phase would accept one mission to kill the son of a famous aristocrat, killing him and collecting the money on his head. For this, the aristocrat placed a bounty on Phase's own head, and contacted the finest bounty hunters he could. Among these where several Ugandalorians, including a young bounty hunter named.

Confronted in a brothel as he pandered to 2 women on his adventures and such, Phase killed the first Ugandalorian, raiding his person for money to buy more booze and stealing his weapons. The younger Clett soon arrived after, disgusted with what he saw in Phase. He had heard stories of the Exiled Human, before he himself left his people in self-exile, and now that he faced him, felt disgust with the being.

However, Phase, telling the 2 women to leave, had Barda take a drink with him. Deciding to capture him in a different way, Barda accepted, sitting with him as the 2 drank away the night. After awhile, Phase revealed the loss of his wife had caused him to leave the Clans, and why he had turned his back on the Ugandal Clans in the first place. Barda, seeing the pain, and recognizing it, in Phase's eyes, revealed he had left the clans himself after killing his father, who was in the grip of psychosis. Phase, amazed, asked Barda if he still wanted to kill him.

The younger bounty hunter replied that he would think about it. Phase merely laughed, and poured him another drink, before revealing his inner dream to have a city named after him, and a statue of himself overlooking the harbor. With a laugh, Barda took the drink, as Phase slugged down his own.

It's unknown what occurred next, but the 2 briefly became partners, fighting alongside eachother, and Phase teaching Barda snippets of the culture they had left behind. However, as Barda grew older, he saw that Phase was too consumed with grief to move ahead, and decided to break off the partnership. Phase, strangely, had a similar idea, telling Barda to go out and do something with his life.

Phase would come to hear of Barda's exploits and his friendship with Ugandalore the Great, Torscka Nitrocon, and while lonely as ever, Barda's growth inspired him to keep pushing for a better future. Years later, the 2 would meet again, changed, but still as deadly as ever.

Enlightenment War
"You didn't think you could get rid of me that easy? I'm here to help, y'know? The Betty White still has a few tricks up her sleeve, and with those upgrades, I'll do even better! We're gonna blow those Kashriinox into the core!"

- Phase right before the invasion of the Kashriinox Base

During the Enlightenment War, Phase-Hunter appeared to save The Lavatuft Lavern, from Ghorie and Commander Karack of the Alpha Cyber Collective. After injuring Karack serisously, then helping wound Ghorie, he helped destroy the Alpha Cyber Collective invasion force. It's unknown why he came back. Perhaps because it seemed every race had ousted him. His kind didn't care about him, he was a wanted criminal, or, perhaps he found the Grox Followers marching towards Ugandalore again, and would not allow the only people who had accepted him past his disgusting, skinless features, and had welcomed him as a brother and husband, to fall to the Grox Forces.

While the Clan where against including such a vile outcast,, having served with Phase before, and seeing him as a lost brother who needed a cause to fight for, waved his exile, and allowed him to fight. Perhaps because he had finally conquered his anger, he did not brutally kill the Grox Followers in the same manner he had before. He even helped save a group of Federation clones pinned by enemy fire, getting his arm shoot off before he successfully destroyed the Dronox Gunner station.

He then invaded the Kashriinox Base. With the allies. Afterward, he was awarded the Title of Captain for his service to Alliance of Enlightenment. After this, he began to feel more attached to them, and was adopted by Barda Clett into the Clan of Clett, re-teaching him honor and love again, just as he had done for Clett a long time ago. Phase could not believe the once-young hunter he had meet at a cheap bar was now a leader of a nation. Phase decided to attempt to make a change in his life, and cut down on his sex and Queen addiction.

After the was formed, Phase would join it, becoming a Rally-master Commander within it, and, honorary Super Commando when the situation called for it.

Attero Dominatus
"We'll kill it all! We'll kill it all! And we'll kill it now!"

- Phase on the fall of the Drakodominatus Tyranny

During the Attero Dominatus war, Phase first fought against the Drakodominatus Tyranny in the Milky Way, having already arrived there since the final battle of the Great Deceiver. Trough some unknown means, he gained a huge lothing of the Tyranny's Horsemen of Destiny, According to Phase himself, he eventually came to blows with the Horsemen's leader, the Overseer Pestilon Nephillheim, though it is unknown if this is true, since both would have only escaped the battle with minor injuries.

Like many who where part of the Ugandalorian Clans, Phase-Hunter joined after receiving the call of the Ugandalore, something he vowed to listen to at all times and to heed the call. With many other Ugandalorians, he journeyed to Mirus again in what would be called the Great Crusade. Joining with his Clan-brothers and sisters, he was made a rally-master, and told by Barda himself to keep himself in line. It is rumored that is was Phase who killed Pestilon Nephillheim during the battle of Terminus, after the Sindar killed off the other Horsemen.

More coming soon!

Return of Them
"THEY, so threatening in it's vagueness, are threatening my Clan, and I will fight for my family no matter what."

- Phase to Barda.

Coming soon!

Gigaquadratic Conflicts
"Kill! Maim! Burn! Just like this one crazy night with my favorite prostitute! HAAHAH!"

- Phase chasing some traitor Olympians during the Gigaquadrantic Conflicts

As a newly christened Rally-Master, Phase was called forth by his Ugandalore to assist in the latest war preparations. As W'tze and his team went to the Mikly Way to battle the rogue Raptorians/Raptoraneans known as the Craving Artists, Phase went along uninvited, not caring about Okagg's threats to kick him unto space. Later, when the Mikly Way colonies of the UAE were cut of from the rest, Phase showed a side of his personality that was rarely seen, actually managing to keep the UAE together when even W'tze, Si'daal and Kyaan were struggeling to do so. All while killing those who dared to attack the Alliance.

Due to his surprising effectiveness, W'tze and Oskel arranged that a group of Olympians would be cloned from Phase's DNA. They are known as - Peacebringers of The Hunter -, but unofficially also by many other names, including the "Queen's Bridegrooms" and the "Angels of Psychopathy", a play on the two famous Raptoranean Olympians known as the Queen's Children and the Angels of Escacy, and the "Pony Riders", named after the favorite steeds of Phase's gene-sons; genetically-enhaced ponies egineered from those of the Horsemen of Destiny.

Phase thus starting referring to himself as the God-Emperor of Awesome, though was discouraged by his friends from doing so publically. Following the, Phase gained a much more loud-mouthed, cantankerous attitude, and generally became a "grouchy old man", as his friends observed. Angered at the loses his "bros" took during the war, Phase-Hunter posted a long video-rant, denouncing the French and Eldarisians, and generally being a nasty fellow. Much of what he said had to be censored, due to it's course language. Considering the Mendel people as a whole, some wonder just how bad it really was. Phase even offered in private, that, when the Mendel made a come-back, to allow himself to become the puppet emperor of France in the future wars they would potentially fight. While Barda didn't say yes, he certainly didn't say no.

Olympain Strike
"There's a special place in hell for those that kill children. I long ago forsaken all for the pursuit of hedonism and bloodshed. If any one had death coming, it was me. But what did these kids do to deserve death? being born into a genetic lottery? The Hegemony must die. It's a cancer that will do this again and again and not stop until we burn it to ashes. Gather, my sons, and let's ride to victory. Caste the black banners of vengeance and blast the Queen music."

- Phase-Hunter

Hand of Retribution
"I ain't a Mendel myself, but they are family to me. And your leading them down a dark path, one I don't want to see."

- Phase-Hunter to the Hand.

Phase-Hunter was present when the Hand began removing the various High Lords of the Pact from their positions of power, and putting himself in control. From gaining the Support of the Empyreal Caste of the Walgolorians, to manipulating Comacar's political rivals to put himself in control, the last obstacle in his ascension to power was Barda Clett himself. Phase-Hunter, having spent much time trying to gather information on the Hand, tried to warn Barda of the impending threat, but was waylaid by Agents of the Hand. By time he arrived, Barda was already challenged to an honor duel, and could not back out. Phase could only watch as his friend was suddenly defeated and dragged away. With that, the Hand of Retribution was made High King, and even offered Phase a position of power, with all the women and drugs he could dream of. Phase, angered, declared his allegiance to Barda and Barda alone, and disappeared.

His spirits where however, very low. With the Mendel Pact no firmly under the command of a mad man, he felt there was no hope, and went into an exile in order to escape the destruction the Pact was about to unleash, on both it's enemies and itself. Phase did not even contact his sons, who where, by now, waging a secret war with the Avenging Sons, who where firmly under the Command of the Hand of Retribution. Phase seemed on the path to losing himself again to his inner demons.

What he did not expect, was a visit from one of his old Friends' wife. Forbila Clett herself had appeared, incognito to Phase, and told him she was organizing a Clan revolt against the new High King, the false king. The Clans where too caught up in vengeance to care, but their path to victory would not lay in slaughter, but in destroying the Xonexi in a far different way, something the Hand would not understand. Phase, while curious about what she meant, agreed to join her resistance. Taken aboard the flagship of the Clans' Resistance, Phase swore his allegiance to High Queen the Mendel Rebels had rallied behind; Kirta Clett, Barda's daughter. With Phase as her bodyguard, Kirta made her first journey to the City of Death, to gather more "allies".

Personality
"You see that enemy of the Mendel Pact, there? No? Good, neither do I."

- Phase-Hutner to one of his comrades, on a corpse.

Phase-Hunter is regarded as a disturbing figure by many. Typically silent, reserved, and often speaking in the tone and action of a more affluent individual, Phase-Hunter, despite his rotted appearance, does not provoke much disgust and horror from those around him. But when one gets to speaking with him, or is around him long enough, his speech and habits quickly reveal disturbing, outright morbid facts about himself and his life, sometimes without even meaning to. On the forefront, Phase is often, calm, collected, and reasonable, though once people get to know him, they quickly grow annoyed with him, and even disturbed by his hunger for bloodshed, violence and sex, sometimes all three at once.

Certain things seem to set him off however, such as child abuse and hurting children, where he quickly drops his calm façade and shows just how murderous and sadistic he really is. Despite his sadism, and his hair-trigger need for violence, Phase isn't a complete monster. Phase has shown himself a loyal fighter, commonly fighting his way through hordes of enemies without question if his friends need him to, and caring little if his body is damaged at all, so long as his less durable friends are safe and sound. He does not remember his own name, something that leaves him troubled and resentful, but he is uncertain of who he hates and why. He calls himself such things as Wade, Slade, or Blade, but secretly wishes a name for himself, not even sure if Wilson is his true last name.

His liking for such things as Queen borders on obsession, commonly infusing human culture into his friends and those he meets through his ramblings about it.

Armour
"Chicks dig my armour. And My sexiness. And just about everything about me."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase's armor is built into his flesh, giving him a cybernetic, skeletal look. The suit is connected to him via an advanced telepathic and neural system, meaning the suit and he can "feel" each other.

The Armor, like Phase, can regenerate, and Phase can change it's appearance to suit his needs. It often sparkles blue with electricity, especially just before and after teleporting, or after taking a dire hit.

The suit can communicate with Phase, and often talks to him via a telepathic hive-mind shared by the 2. The suit offers him advice, and, most of the time, berates him for going on his path of vengeance, and not trying to find someone else to love. It does however, care for Phase, not just because it depends on him to survive.

The Blades on his shoulders also have ability reconstruct themselves wings on his shoulders.

Appearance
"Appearance. Look at me. I have no skin. My muscles are jammed full of cybernetics, and my eyes and teeth are rotten. And I'm still more attractive then other characters here."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter has very little skin left. Most of it appears to have decayed from his flesh, and, as such, his muscle and other tissues that appear under his skin are open for all to see. His armor and cybernetic implants attach directly to his muscles and nerves, shocking him at times when he needs a boost of adrenaline or to stay awake. This explain his extra-energetic attitude.

While in battle, the plates of his armor close up, and his body becomes more armored and protected, not that he really needs it.

As of the first Year of the Gigaquadrantic Conflicts, Phase's "faice" as he put it, had recovered enough for him to grow moustache. He believes it has risen his manly levels by 20%. It kinda did.

Based off Phase's sons, who do have 100% of their skin intact, and are cloned from him, Phase actually could be considered attractive, if his skin was still around.

Voice
"It can't be that bad!"

- Phase, after a victim shot himself to escape Phase's singing.

Phase-Hunter's voice is reedy and lyrical, and is said to sound of death, misery, and cupcakes. His voice constantly flocculates from light and happy, to deep and psychotic.

Despite this, he's actually a good singer. To some extent.

Abilities
"I'm just burning through the skies, at 200 degrees of pure sexiness!"

Phase displays rapid regeneration and expertise with most human and Ugandal weapons, carrying assault rifles, Uzis, several swords, and a high powered sniper rifle. Phase is extremely fast and agile, and even without his armor, can take hits that would shatter must humans. Phase is extremely fast on his feet, and despite being a human, can out-distance most other, better fit races. Phase has extreme strength, as he was once recorded "pimp-slapping" an epic, which stunned it greatly...right before it stepped on him.

One of his most potent abilities seems to enter an enraged "burning Form". In it, his skin smooth over, becoming pure jet black, and new scars and marking open, these burning with fire and energy. Fire seems to randomly generate from his form at times, and his eyes glow pure blue. While his defensive abilities, and his regeneration, seems to weaken in this state, his speed, strength, and power go drastically up, making him capable of tearing through most foes with his bare hands. However, Phase seems to lose control of his actions, and, indeed, suffers memory loss while going through this. His armor also seems to use it's energy reserves, so it, naturally, tires him out extremely afterward.

Using his armor, he can scan enemies for weaknesses and names, and teleport across the field using electricity. He can manipulate the forces of gravity around his armor to achieve mock flight. He claims to also be able to make a sonic blast of lightning while in the air called "The Quickening Rainboom".

Phase has an unusually high sex-centered libido, though has expert control over it.

Phase, despite his rough, reedy voice, is actually an accomplished singer, singing songs to inspire his troops to fight. Or annoy people. He displays expertise with the guitar, and actually constructed his own. His favorite pass time is shredding in public, wherever his random teleporting takes him.

Phase, since being around Ugandals for so long, displays similar abilities, being able to absorb another essence user's powers, strengths, and memories via decapitation. He chooses rarely to do this. It is unknown why.

Phase displays encyclopedic knowledge of Queen's music and My Little pony characters as well. But is that really important?....yes...yes it is. He is also aware that he is a fictional character.

Equipment
"I got a Princess and Queen. Both are hungry for blood!"

Phase-Hunter is armed with twin Katanna, used to slice through enemies at high speed. The Katannas have the ability to regenerate from dulling. He also has twin SMGs, small enough to allow him to pull them out and use them in any given situation. The bullets are modified to pierce any enemy. He also has a powerful Battle Axe, modified for slashing and crushing armor and bone. The Axe releases an energy field briefly, electrocuting anything that it comes in contact with. His preferred weapon, however, is his Shotgun, a saw-off piece that he built from scratch, and named Hokuto no Boomstick. Usually, in any combat situation, Phase will always go to his trust Shotgun and start making heads explode from the various types of ammo he carries. It's believed he's actually addicted to watching heads explode, explaining his liking for certain anime, and for combat in general.

He also, for rare long distance assassination missions, carries a sniper rifle he named in honor of Alec Baldwin, named "Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle". The weapon has modified rounds for piercing targets at high velocity, and can tear limbs off.

Nicknames for his weapons
"I only give stupid names for the shit I love."


 * Sword 1 - Celestia (As in Princess Celestia)
 * Sword 2 - Mercury (As in Freddie Mercury)
 * Claymore - Rebecca (The name of his first wife.)
 * Battle Axe - Bloody red special
 * His twin SMGs - Crazy little thing called death/Good old-fashioned killer boy.
 * Sniper Rifle - Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
 * Shotgun - Hokuto no Boomstick
 * Guitar - Luna von Bismarck of the Clan Macleod. (He was drunk when he named it.)

[[File:Green face.png]] Other insane beings
''Ahh, lookie! Brethren to share in my insanity!''


 * Zakton - Crazy? I like crazy!
 * The Peacebringers - Let us spread friendship, murder, sex, and Queen wherever we go my boys! There's no stopping usss! Ahahaahah!
 * - You are the Emprah's Furah!.
 * Ereto Wilson - I named you after my favorite German Chancellor and my third favorite anime character for a reason. I just don't remember it.
 * - Brother.

[[File:Blue face.png]] Friends
''Your almost as awesome as Freddie Mercury. Actually, no, your not. Not even close.''


 * Barda Clett - ...Thank you, friend...
 * King Brygon - So you're a mix of a lot of races huh? You part Human?
 * Forbila Clett - Enjoy your love, Bard.
 * W'tze - Your hair is almost as crazy as Brian May's! But not as awesome.
 * Ajaar'Magnos - I never got the whole Spode-thing. Freddie is love. Freddie is life.
 * Sevaron - You will never understand the burden immortality demands.
 * Scorhor - Fun!
 * Fidrix - Bo-oring!
 * First Wife - We don't need forever. We had...one sweet moment. And that was more than enough...
 * Second Wife - You touched my heart, and changed my world forever, dear

[[File:Blue face.png]] neutral
1 Miiiillion brohooves for you.


 * Admiral Brony-fellow - /) Brohoof!! Wait, How do I say /)? Is that possible??! Aww, who gives a shit about psychics.
 * Queen Sexy'daal - Oskel you lucky man, you! I'd tap dat too, though.
 * Lavern the lavy lav person - Not another one...
 * Riffrex - I was aware of our being fictional characters first, bub.
 * Spore culty thingie - Cult, plz! I should hailed as your founding ruler.
 * Sexy's Dum Husband - You still have someone to love...
 * - My old race. My only ties being Queen and the cartoon horses I enjoy. However, I wish them luck in their little crusade of unification. Not that I really care.
 * Niyra - Yeager? Can you like, bite your thumb and turn into Godzilla? Does he do that in the show? Maybe he turns into Jet Jaguar. Jet Yeager. Awesome. Not as awesome as Your Spiritual liege, though.
 * - Asukra? Any relation to Shikinami? Or Ein?
 * - My, my. Aren't we an angry little dinosaur.

[[File:Blue face.png]] Disliked
Say it, say it, say it!


 * The Users - I see you. Especially you Zillafire. You twat.
 * - You can slaughter women and children easily. Cross blades with someone who can fight back, oh, are you not? Are you gonna hide behind your little religion to justify your actions! Well Fuck you side-ways, bitch. Fuck all your kind, fuck Cuth, and just fuck everything, and Peace the fuck out!
 * - and, fuck you! The Emperor of France can kiss my skin-less, full, luscious ass. Kiss it! KISS IT NOW!

[[File:Blue face.png]] Enemies
''SAY MY NAME!! SAY IT, SCREAM IT BEFORE THE END!''


 * Dark Something-rather - He's one nasty fella.
 * Pestilon Nephillheim - Come on back from the dead, I'll Falcon Punch your ass back to hell!
 * Ghetsin - Your funny. We should go on a trip to the Seven Seas of hell. Or rhye. Whichever.
 * Dark Hunter - A Sombrero is you! Or Sombra. Or Spacegodzilla. Whichever.
 * - Sie sand das essen und wir sind die mercury!
 * - Can women get that fat? Please, please tell there's gal out there with that amount of meat on her bones.
 * - O hai Lorka, how's your sex life? Psych! You don't have one. Heh heh. Virgin jokes.

Quotes from others
"I commandz U to addz ze Quote!"

- *Sigh* you know who

"Slade, Wade, Blade...Uh, what now?"

- Oji'b

"Somehow, despite the fact I hate him, he's sort of grown on me."

- Barda Clett

"And THIS is why people don't take proper mercenaries seriously these days. Someone pay me to shut this guy up permanently."

- Admiral Kaios

"Completely insane. But...Hrm. I think there's a reason for it. A logic to his madness. Gah! If i didn't know better i'd think he had contact with a major EDBE!"

- Ortior Iklas

"And now...your death is marked."

- Khazurhal Angazhar

"Hurry up and die will ya? I'm sort of craving human flesh now."

- Queen Si'daal

"So..damn...ANNOYING!!!"

- King Lavern

"And then they say I'm crazy. Yeah? Woohoo? This guy is like 10 times more crazy then I am. I might actually reduce that to 5. Or 1. Or actually I might be more crazy. All those possibilities! They all make my head spin!"

- Zakton

"Nice weapon collection. Don't worry when Zakton steals something out of it, though, I'll get it back for you...If you ever learn to shut up! If you don't, I'll kick you out of the airlock. And that's a promise."

- Okagg

"I only like Queen. I don't worship them, I'm agnostic jack'o lantern face."

- Niyra

"No, no relation to no mere mecha pilot or fighting dude. But god herself!"

- Ibari

"If...he...doesn't...shut up...I'LL TEAR HIM APART!"

- Random B.A.C Evolved

"Woo! Someone as crazy and deadly as me! I still have pointer sticks. And bigger guns too."

- X-30

"1 V 1 ME BRO ILL REK YOO M80"

- responding to Phase-Hunters quote

Q/A section
A&Q

Ask Phase-Hunter anything. If your crazy enough.

Quotes from himself
"Me vs Judge Dredd? For realz? Bro, he ain't even a Queen fan. What BS."

"Look to me for what your fiction characters should be like; Attractive, powerful, manly, and getting all the women."

"Freddie Mercury, your spiritual liege, disapproves."

"I'll give you every INCH of my love tonight!"

"Yeehah! Say my name, bitches!"

"This wiki needs more rock, fat chicks, and lesbians, and Rocking-fat lesbians!"

"There's a reason prostitutes call me a walking bank, and their best customer, allow me to show you, madam."

"Oh, won't you take me home tonight, baby? I'll put some spring in your step, some awesome in you love life."

Themes

 * Don't Stop me Now - Fits his over-active, often very sexually active nature.
 * Fat-bottomed Girls - Fits his preferred form of Lady.
 * Big Balls - Why do you think? Actually, this could fit many a character on here.