Rare Geodes

A Green Geode
"Some think that the 'Green Geode' gets its green color from fragments of jade or emeralds which reflect the light from the sun. Others think it turns green because of mold. But I say, "Who cares?". It isn't worth any less than all of the other geodes, and life is about collecting one of everything, right?"

A Blue Geode
"For years, scientists debated why this geode was named the "Blue Geode". Was it because it was originally pulled from the dying hands of the tyrannical Blue Giant after the battle of Xallox, or because it was extracted from the scales of the freshly slain mighty Blue Dragon of Dardonella 5? Actually, it got this name because of its blue color."

A Fuchsia Geode
"This Geode is actually not named for its color but rather for Dr. S. Fuchs, the scientist who discovered it!"

A Golden Geode
Due to its brilliant golden hue, one would think that this geode would be the most valuable of them all. It's not. It's worth the same as all of the others. Hence, its name: "Fool's Geode"."''

A Reddish Geode
"This ruby red geode, also known as the Bloodstone Geode, is as red as it is sparkly... what more could you want? Unless you think it looks purple..."

A Shiny Geode
"This shiny geode is bright and sparkly, bringing peace and harmony to all who behold it. Or so they think." Rare Jewels

Purple-ish Gems of Rabban Ankott
"The historic significance of these particular gems is that they were ordered by the Twelfth King, Rabban Ankott for his wife, The Seventh Wife of Rabban Ankott. The acquisition of these gems led directly to the arrival of the Eighth Wife of Rabban Ankott, as purple-ish was the favorite color of the Fifth Wife of Rabban Ankott, not the Seventh."

Tangeriamonds
"These gems are so named because of their tangerine color and their diamond-like shape. Unfortunately, they taste awful and aren't nearly as valuable as diamonds."

Amethysts
"This piece of mysterious substance is 100 percent Amethyst."

Jade
"A wise man once said: "Just find the Jade, and You've Got it Made!" Congratulations! You should be very proud."

Opals
"My ex-fiance once told me that giving your significant other an opal as a gift spelled certain doom for the relationship. I guess she was right. I recommend holding on to this for yourself."

Rubies
"Great! You found the rubies! Only 24,000,000 more and you can make yourself a pair of slippers so you can go home."