Fiction:Ermitant Empire

"Come in, buy something! Don't just stand there!"

- Ermitant slogan

The Ermitants are a small Trader empire of primate-like creatures. They, like almost all Traders, are very friendly toward anyone, expecially those who pay the most.

History
The Ermitants evolved from small, omnivirous creatures. But due to the fact they aren't strong or fast, they had a hard time before adquiring intelligence. Since wild times, the Ermitants already collected valuable metals, and in tribal times, these metals were considered sacred.

In civilizated times, they had a strong and large economy. They soon turned their eyes to the starts, thinking about the variety of life and money they could find there.

During space, the president's vizir, Errr Krrarrr Lerciannn, tried to conquer the homeworld by using an army of cyborgs known as Errrbots. However, his plans were foiled, and the Ermitants founded their space faring empire.

They are currently expanding their economy to other galaxies.

Characteristics
Ermitants are primatoid creatures with large ears and neck, and a gorilla-like mouth. They have two cat-like eyes, a pair of pincer-like hands and a pair of legs with sucker feet, with gives them the ability of walking on vertical walls or ceilings.

Ermitants aren't agile creatures. They aren't strong physically and aren't fast. However, they are very good charmers and singers. Ermitants have friendly, laid-off personalities. When they aren't trying to sell items to other empires, they are usually lazy and prefer to spend the time resting rather than working.

However, Ermitants can be very intelligent and active in times of crysis.

Allies
"These guys are awesome! They have discount in our products all the time!"


 * †Spinker Empire - These guys were the best empire ever! Why did they had to die?
 * - A recent alliance with some beings that speak pretty funny
 * - They are much like us, except uglier, heheh

Friends
"Hey! You again! Buy our stuff!"


 * Dracogonarious Empire - A friendly race of scientists, they like our products
 * - Surprisingly friendly, it's like we have met before in past lifes!

Neutral
"Wanna buy something, stranger?"


 * - We trade and that's it
 * Anyone they first meet.

In bad terms
"Ugh, you again."


 * - You stole our spice, thieves!

Enemies
"No sale. Have some death instead."


 * The Grox Empire - They kept attacking us! What morons!
 * The Marinox Empire - Hey Errr! Go to hell, ok?

Notable Ermitants

 * - Mad scientist who tried to take over the world with an army of biomechanical monsters
 * - the leader of the empire

Quotes from other empires
Add your own!

Trivia

 * When Errr was created, he had no species. The Ermitants were created for this purpose.
 * Um2k9 inspired OluapPlayer into making this fiction active.