Captain:Zr'Ahgloth

"I dont care wat ya fink of me. Da loronz like me. So shut yer trap."

- Zr'Ahgloth

Zr'Ahgloth is the leader of Da Propa Big Loron Empire

How he became leader
He did as all Loron leaders do- he became a Boss of a city then became big Boss- ruler of a planet. He went through Supa Big Boss of a quadrant then killed the Big Boss and became Da propa Big Boss. In his life, he's been a Big War Boss but then his friend was a Boss of a city. So he killed him, then kept killing and winning fights until he became Da propa Big Boss. He's also the strongest Loron alive, and used a Taldar weapon to revive a hyper-Epic to kill it just for kicks! Like all Bosses, when he goes to war, he is automatically a propa Big War Boss and when others are around him they try and fight hard to show off to him or occaisionally to beat him. Then die.

Zr'Ahgloth is today seen by pretty much everyone as someone to be feared. Whereas past bosses assassinated, Zr'Ahgloth is more Loronly, and fights to their face. Past ones that broke tradition are the sort who'd kill you in your sleep, Zr'Aghgloth and traditional ones are the sort who'd have the grace to do it to your face. He's less cunning, but yet slightly more cunning in the same sense.

Why he's good
Because he's the strongest Loron alive and the second smartest. but he still needs Da Chikz and Da AIz to hjelp him do any thinking,. He has been the longest lasting ever, and has been ruling for 5 years and counting. Everyone's scared of him. Since he became in charge, the Loron have never lost a battle. They only lost 2 previously, they were the same war, when a leader who lasted 6 years (the second longest lasting Loron ever) died fighting. The writer made a mistake and wrote it twice by accident, so it's thought to be two. He's the toughest of the lot, and is the fairest- he lets every Loron join the army and only kills innocents when they've annoyed him (innocent Loron, that is...)

One of the reasons everyone likes him is because he returned to their old traditions of killing everyone and causing terror, but made them worse. Past Lorons broke tradition and became a more happy empire, mindin their own business. Then Zr'Ahgloth took over. he did the old thing of doing everything himself, got rid of the Robots doing work and returned to Loron stupidity by getting rid of Da Skoolz and making them training barracks. Then he declared war on everyone he met. This was seen as positive, as the Loron were bored in their new way of life. They wanted a traditional one. They wanted someone to kill. And that's what Zr'Ahgloth gave to them.