Fiction:Settlin Da Score

Settlin Da Score is the name given to the attack led by the of  on the. As leads his Loron to defeat, the stories of each of the leaders on both sides take place.

Prologue
Having just completed, the Leedas gathered together after their long nap and pizza party to discuss what was next for the Rogue Boyz. It was a rather excited group of Loron that stood before them, far more so than prior to the Trials, as many of them were hyped up and ready for action. They wanted to prove themselves as the best, and this time, actually achieve a victory that wasn't completely artificial.


 * Fre'kloar - MAN IM SUPA HYPED AN STOOF AN I WANNA DO STOOF BUT I GOT A PROBLEM. WAT DO WE EVEN DO.
 *  - yoo worship me like yor supposed to
 *  - yanno wat. i suggest we do it liek da old dayz an BEET EECH OVA UP AN DA WINNA SUGGESTS DA IDEA
 *  - DA GODZ LIKE DIS PLAN. EVERYUN GANG UP ON GRAK'TONA
 * Grak'tona - WAT NO
 * Fre'kloar - man i tell ya wat we need we need to sort out our hierarchy cuz ta be honest da current system doesnt even work. i meen no offense to dat gol'thabex geeza but he doesnt belong wiv da leedas. also we are outta touch wiv da mafia. dis is a massiv problem. wat do we do
 * Hagto'Zhl - HAO COM WE NEVA DID ANYFIN WIV DA MAFIA??? ITS AWESOM MAN WE NEED MOR CONTROL OF DAT. WHOS DA BIGGAST BOSS OF DA BIGGAST MAFIA ATM?
 *  - i kno one geeza. one geeza whos got a lotta influence ova dem. shall i introduc him
 * Hagto'Zhl - YOO DO DAT

Gol'thabex walked out of the room, and gave orders to a Norol. When she shook her head, he kicked her over, and she ran off to complete his orders. A new figure walked in.

Striding into the room with a pair of cybernetic arms folded over his chest was another Loron, dressed in a fancy and expensive suit and a commendably large hat which hid many of the scars and marks that covered his body aside from those on his face and torso. In his mouth was a smoking pipe, which he proceeded to puff on as he glanced towards the other Loron with shifty eyes.


 *  - wot do yoo lot want DA GODFATHA IS A VERY BUSY MAN so lets try ta keep dis short k
 * Grak'tona - urm excuse me QUIT DA ATTITUDE MISTA SCARFACE. YOO STAND BEFOR DA KING OF DA EMPIYA
 * Gol'thabex - tell ya wat traz. dunt worry bout dat work. if ya giv me boyz som cash well do it for ya. cuz da otha leedas wanna speek to yas
 * Traz'raka - is dat rite well it had betta be worth speekin bout cuz i wanna git bak to nappin on top of muh dosh pile and swimmin in muh dosh pile and countin muh dosh pile
 * Fre'kloar - i get da feelin dis guy will fit in jus fien. anyway we want ta promot ya.
 * Grak'tona - NO WE DONT YOR AN ASSHAT ALREDY
 * Traz'raka - a promoshun eh. well aint dat swell i was waitin for wen yoo lot wud git up off yor asses an do sumfink smart for once.
 *  - Oh, boy, you have no idea...
 * Traz'raka - i been outta work fer da past few yeers waitin fer deez slobs ta do sumfink worfwhile an it neva showed up. DO YOO LOT KNO HOW IMPORTANT BUSINESS IS TO ME

Grak'tona tried to rant again, only to get his mouth shut closed by Drizz'pyrokirk. He still spoke muffled profanities though.


 * Hagto'Zhl - well lissen up ya prik WES BAK TO BISNESS AN YOR GONNA HELP US. YOR NAO DA PROPA BIG DON OF DA MAFIA AN YOR GONNA BE SIK AT IT OTHAWISE IM GONNA SLAP YAS UP OK???
 * Fre'kloar - yo jol'kiar man yor da wise one dats not a stoopid chik. i got a bad feelin bout makin dis guy a leeda. whai dunt we giv him a role just unda leeda...?
 * Jol'kiar - well bak in ma day we only had ONE leeda... urm hao bout liek we hav a leeda fer eech race den we have leedas of... idunno important stoof den we hav warbosses?
 * Hagto'Zhl - dis sounds good. we can call dem...Poshiez. cuz deyz smartass posh geezas ennit hurhurhur
 * Traz'raka - hmm dunno bout dat man lemme jus chek if dats okay wit muh lil homie

From behind the Loron's back, a mechanical limb with a Crazy Gun attached to its end popped out and moved towards Traz'raka's head, where he proceeded to mutter and talk to himself while the cybernetic limb made jerky movements, making whirring and whizzing noises.


 * Traz'raka - yeh alrite ill do it an lemme jus say dat YOO GUYZ CULD NOT HAVE PIKED A BETTA OPSHUN FOR DA BIG DON
 * Kal'kuir - dat gun is cute i shuld get one maself
 * Traz'raka - da hell man lil homie aint cute hes sik shup
 * Kal'kuir - IF I SEZ ITS CUTE DEN ITS CUTE STOP OPPRESSIN ME
 * Fre'kloar - LEMME GET ONE FING STRAIGHT. TRAZ'RAKA YOO MAY HAV ATTITUDE PROBLEMZ BUT DAT JUS MAKES YOO A GOOD LEEDA. BUT NOT GOOD ENUFF FER DA TOP LEEDAS. actually i kinda feel liek a hypocrit makin grak'tona a leeda... BUT YEH
 * Grak'tona' - IM DA KING OF DA COLD LORONZ. AN YOO. MOSTLY DA FORMA.
 * Fre'kloar - WAY TA PROOV MY POINT DUMASS
 * Grak'tona - I DUNT LIKE DIS WANKA WE SHULD THRO HIM OFF DA AIRLOK
 * Traz'raka - gud joke dat an dunt worry bein top leeda was neva muh place. why be a king or emprah wen its cool ta be a gangsta
 * Hagto'Zhl - ok maybe yor attitud aint dat bad ill giv ya dat. but im finkin. urm...gol'thabex, i dunno hao ta brake dis to ya, i love ya an all, no homo, but
 * Gol'thabex - meh its ok yoo can demot me ta poshie im fine
 * Hagto'Zhl - k
 * Knar'gank - ma cuzzy bro knos hao ta handel losses. cept game losses. den he rages
 * Gol'thabex - OI IN MY DEFENSE. YOO CHEETED LAST TIME. I SWER TA ZR'AN'KAR
 * Knar'gank - mad cus bad
 * Traz'raka - nao i rememba why i stuk around fer so long
 *  - And as I am in charge of every artificial intelligence in this empire, therefore being responsable for you not being stuck in the Stone Age, I will also be a so-called "Poshie".
 * Traz'raka - ey can lil homie be poshie too he deservs it man

Grak'tona slammed his arms on the chair he was on, breaking it. He then smashed what he referred to as his "throne" and threw it at the Geek.


 * Grak'tona - I OPPOS DIS COMPLEETLY. WE CANT GIV DAT STOOPID ANNOYIN ROBOT ANY SORT OF POWA. NO ONE EVEN LISSENS TO IT. RAISE YA HAND IF YA LISSEN TO DAT STOOPID WANKA
 * Geek - For your information, I am already the most powerful entity in this empire just by being in charge of its technology. Were it not for me, you would not even exist.
 * Rel'larutina - Urm, hello?
 * Traz'raka - ey bby
 * Geek - ...Yes, Rel'larutina contributes to it. And she understands how much of an impact I make, instead of you lot who can only throw pizza slices at my physical avatar when you get upset over how wrong you are.
 * Rel'larutina - Indeed. And as a Leeda, I officially declare the Geek a Poshie. The only one who can veto this decision is Fre'kloar. And he won't veto it if he wants his pizza delivered on time today, will he?
 * Fre'kloar - ...eh? oh. soz i drift off wheneva da geek starts talkin. yeh sur whateva do wat ya want just get ma pizza
 * Rel'larutina - Excellent. Traz'raka, welcome to the team. You are an unruly, arrogant, stupid prick. You'll fit in just fine!
 * Traz'raka - i luv it wen da chikz talk dirty ta me
 *  - oi man dunt botha wiv her shes stoopid. but i bet yor supa jelus of me cus i got a hot gf

Rel'larutina rolled her eye.


 * Traz'raka - who needs a supa hot gf wen u hav da whol mafia at yor feet man wat are yoo gay
 * Ray'loth - mate i dunt beleev yoo kno who i am IM DA PROPA BIG WARBOSS DA WHOL MILITARY IS MA PROPERTY. so yor da gay one flirtin wiv dat lil gun on ya... third arm? wat da hell
 * Rel'larutina - ...Urm, come to think of it, does Ray'loth fit the Poshiez nowadays?
 * Hagto'Zhl - eh idunno hes all bout military so i fink he fits as da Propa Big Warboss
 * Rel'larutina - We didn't really think this through that hard, did we? Then again, do we ever think things through hard? Like, what are we even doing next?
 * Grak'tona - I DUNT LIEK YOR ATTITUD. DUNT TALK DOWN TA ALL OF US. SPESHULLY NOT DA PERSON WIV DA HIGHEST POSITION OF AUTHORITY. HIGHER DAN YOO. IE ME
 * Fre'kloar - pretty sur das me ya blu skinned git
 * Traz'raka - thinkin too hard hurts muh hed
 * Hagto'Zhl - yeh well i got an idea. HAO BOUT WE ALL SHUT UP AN GO SHANK UNO WEVE NOT DON DAT IN A WHIL

The Loron all gasped and looked at Hagto'Zhl. Except for Traz'raka and Gol'thabex, who were counting money.


 * Fre'kloar - ya meen...actually shank dem? liek...actually wage full scale war wiv dem? like...ya fink we can actually do it dis time?
 * Hagto'Zhl - idiot DATS DA REESUN WES CALLED ROGUE BOYZ IN DA FURST PLACE. CUS WES ROGUE AN WE WANNA SHANK UNO
 * Jol'kiar - well bak in ma dayz we fort fer wat we beleeved in abov all else. but ma dayz ar dum tbh. i fink we shuld be wise. i dunno if wes redy yet
 * Brag'klogga - DA HERETIKS... i almost forgot dey existed akshully
 *  - well i meen it sounds cool wiv me but i want ta fite ray'loth first ova who kills 
 * Ray'loth - AR YOO STOOPID YOO ALREDY GOT YA OWN UNOC RIVAL GO FITE HIM INSTED
 * Voa'reak - NO.

Voa'reak grabbed Ray'loth's arm.


 * Voa'reak - ONE TWO THREE FOUR I DECLAR A THUM WAR
 * Ray'loth - ya wat now
 * Voa'reak - or we culd arm restle or do rok papa scissors i dunno up ta yoo
 * Ray'loth - HAO BOUT I BREAK YOR JAW
 * Voa'reak - ...FINE YOO WIN
 * Ray'loth - c
 * Gol'thabex - yo noo geeza traz wat yoo plannin on doin ta smak uno? tbh i normally dunt fite unless i get paid but deez geezas pay me a lot
 * Brag'klogga - needin an EXCUSE ta fite uno... DIS DAYZ COMIN
 * Traz'raka - dunno man deres a lotta opshuns... culd kidnap fools, zap fools, smak dose fools...
 * Gol'thabex - i was finkin yoo go spy on dem. an den shank dem in som massiv heist liek da one i pulled on billig. den agen im not leeda anymoar so its up ta yoo
 * Geek - I'm still deleting all the angry emails he sent over that.
 * Traz'raka - tell yoo wot dats not a bad idea at all. yeh can do dat sins i hav fwends in speshul places afta all. ... unlike yoo geezas dat hav no fwends
 * Knar'gank - i liek dis guy
 * Jol'kiar - WES COMPANIONS WIV EECH OTHA. BE SIK ENUFF AN YOO CAN BE PART OF DA FAMILY
 * Geek - One big, horrifying family made entirely of hillbillies.
 * Fre'kloar - ok so BIGGEST BOSS ORDA. YOO LOT ALL GO DECIDE AMONGST YASELFS HOW YA WANNA SHANK UNO. IN DA MEEN TIME I WILL WORK OUT HOW I WANNA SHANK ZRAHGLOTH.
 * Hagto'Zhl - wait wat IM SHANKIN ZRAHGLOTH
 * Grak'tona - NO I WILL. CUS IT SOUNDS IMPORTANT AN IM DA IMPORTANT PERSON HEER

The Loron all left the room, off to devise their own "cunnin planz" - ie, ask the Geek or Rel'larutina what to do next - to destroy UNO in any way they possibly could. However, Hagto'Zhl stayed behind. He could tell something was troubling Fre'kloar.


 * Hagto'Zhl - man weve been throo a lot togetha. but jus trus me man dis is my turn. fink about it. yoov killed all ya rivals up to dis point. gratz'kaoz, ref'kolar...well ok dats only two but seriusly. its my turn man. lemme hav zr'ahgloth.
 * Fre'kloar - ..but i founded da rogue boyz ta kill zr'ahgloth. hes wronged da loron. dis is wat i always stood for. i get dat its personal for yoo but its personal fer lotsa peepz. an afta zr'ahgloth i dunt hav any enemies left ta kill.

Hagto'Zhl shook his head.


 * Hagto'Zhl - yoo an me boff kno dats not troo.
 * Fre'kloar - wat im serius
 * Hagto'Zhl - nop. yor not. yoov been makin excuses dis whol time. yoo kno dat deres one person left fer yas to kill. an dis is gonna be our triumphant moment. its yor time afta dis.
 * Fre'kloar - I DUNNO WHO IT IS MAN STOP BEIN CRYPTIC

Hagto'Zhl grabbed Fre'kloar by his shoulders and shook him in place.


 * Hagto'Zhl - A BOSS MUST BE DA HIGHA PERSON. DERE CANT BE SUMONE HIGHA DAN HIM. DERES ONE PERSON HIGHA DAN YOO.
 * Fre'kloar - WAT YOO ON ABOUT MAN IM SERIUS. WAIT NO...YOO CANT BE SUGGESTIN...
 * Hagto'Zhl - its tradishon man... A STUDENT MUST SURPASS HIS MASTA
 * Fre'kloar - I REFUS. NO. I CANT DO DAT. MAN STFU STOP WIV DIS TALK. YANNO WAT FINE. IF YOO STOP EMOSHONALLY BLACKMAILIN ME YOO CAN HAV ZR'AHGLOTH.
 * 'Hagto'Zhl - man dats not even whai im sayin dis. i say dis cus wes homies. yor gonna hav ta do it at SOM point

Fre'kloar tilted his head downwards. He knew that he couldn't argue against what Hagto'Zhl was saying. He sighed.


 * Fre'kloar - im gonna fink about it. ok?
 * Hagto'Zhl - yoo do dat. BUT DUNT LET IT GET OVA YA HED WE GOT UNO TA KILL STILL