Fiction talk:Tybusen Intergalactic Allied Federation

An extremely mad Loron transmission
''Ya so dumb. Ya fink yas can scare us??!! An we is alwedy at wart wiv dem DCP fer startas. Da uvas look so thik. An read bout us- we cant neva die. So shut up. An yas shud kno dat we hav alwedy attacked like all ov ya planets by now. So DIE THICKOS!!!!!!''

Incoming Transmission from the Capricorn Sector Alliance
Greetings Tybusen Intergalactic Allied Federation, we of the CSA wish to ally with you. We are allies of the DCP and members of the SSA and we want to bring peace to the universe. IF you wish you are welcome to join the Galactic Republic which promotes justice.

We await your reply.

-President Inviere of the CSA

Hello.
Hello, TIAF. We are the Jarquvix Federation speaking. Apparently you have the Jarquvix Empire's name written down as a member on your alliance. You forget that the Jarquvix Empire is but an ally of yours within the Jarquvix Federation. For these reasons, I have deleted this empire out of your members list, and moved to your allies list Jex1 14:51, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Incomming Transmission from the Sapo Hive mind.
We have heard of you, and we think that you may be a strong enemy, but a stronger ally. Do you wish to ally us?

Sporemaster1

Incoming Transmission from the Jarquvix Federation
We have heard reports from our intelligence offices that your empire is considering a rebellion against the Jarquvix Federation, due to disagreements regarding Spode. Any armed resistance will be dealt with lethal force. So, to keep your people in check, we are sending the Jovar Empire's Jgindi Superweapon, escorted by two Earthbound-class battleships to your capital system, and if provoked, we will use it to destroy your home planet's star and your capital planet. Back down immediately, and we will withdraw our forces from your system. Expect our occupation force to arrive within 2-3 days. If you do not comply within a week of occupation, we will authorize deadly force.

Captain Jovar III, Jarquvix Fedeartion