Fiction:Da Insurrekshon

"ITS CLEER DAT DA LEEDASHIP OF DA ROGUE BOYZ IS NO LONGA FIT TA RULE. DEYZ OUT OF TOUCH WIV DEIR PEEPZ AN DEY HAV LOST DEIR WAY. ITS TIME TA TAKE OVA!!!!"

- Def'glasha

With domesticated following the failure of, the first war that the  had ever admitted to losing, many of the citizens of Da Rogue Boyz had grown increasingly impatient with their leaders. The leaders had lost the respect of much of their people, having become apparently neglectful in the years of inactivity.

One Loron would lead a coup, which he dubbed Da Insurrekshon, against them. His goal was simple: slowly take planets from the Rogue Boyz leaders and convert them to his cause, until they fought him on his own turf, at which point he would kill them. Their only way to win was by planning a heist to rob his fortress and take him by surprise.

The battle that ensued would be a battle for the soul of Da Rogue Boyz.

The Challenger Arrives
A few months had gone by since the last exciting event in the lives of Da Rogue Boyz, in which, the Loron Shaman Boss, had managed to "revive" their greatest god as Zr'An and K'ar, two separate deities that ruled all over them. Usually, what would follow would be a directive from their god spurring them into action of some kind, which a few of the Big Warbosses had eagerly awaited, but most still wished to put off for a while.

Ever since, a defeat so bad that it became the first war that the Rogue Boyz ever admitted to losing, the Loron had remained entirely domesticated and in various states of boredom. Some of the Big Warbosses and Leedas spent their time sleeping, playing videogames, or otherwise doing nothing of action, while a few, such as, had picked up an entirely new hobby in the absence of war. Following Da Reckoning, the trial by the was clear: any act of aggression, however minor, would result in a mass extinction event the likes of which the galaxy had never seen. Since then, the domesticated Loron had gained a serious amount of weight.

But by now, the Propa Big Rogue King,, leader of the who believed himself the rightful leader of the entire Rogue Boyz, had himself grown extremely tired of the inaction on the part of the Loron. Though he had been content with waiting for, the Propa Big Rogue Boss, to make the call, Grak'tona took it upon himself to make a statement that he felt would end the inaction of the Loron:


 * Grak'tona - OK PEEPS. AS MA LOYAL BODYGUARDS I DEMAND DAT WE GET OFF OUR ASSES AN STOP BEIN LAZI

All the other Loron looked at him with unimpressed expressions. , the boss, slouched on his chair and scratched his belly as he replied.


 * Hagto'Zhl - ok serius question. hao long is dis "bodyguard" fing gonna go on? its gettin reel tiresome by nao
 * Grak'tona - TA BE A BODYGUARD TO DA RITEFUL KING OF ALL LORON IS AN HONOR DAT FEW CAN EVA ACHEEV. SO ID SHUT UP AN PAY RESPECT
 * Hagto'Zhl - man id be reel peeved an say im sik of puttin up wiv yoo but tbh im too lazi ta care at dis point hur
 * Fre'kloar - YEH GRAK HAO BOUT YA SAY WAT EXACTLY SHULD WE DO DEN??? IF YOR SO SMART
 * Grak'tona - IM GLAD YOO ASKED BRUH. BECUZ I, YOR ROYAL KING, SLAYA OF DA AMBOMINABUL SNOW LORON AN RITEFUL HEIR TO DA THRONE OF GRAK'LUSIS, or was dat his name? i forgot ma dads name, ANYWAY I HAV DA SOLUTION

Grak'tona then stood up on a table in front of him, only for his crown to fall off. He scrambled to pick it back up, coughed a little under his breath, and pointed at Brag'klogga, who was on a corner of the room, scratching his back like some sort of ape.


 * Grak'tona - I CALL UPON YOO, BRAG'KLOGGA, DA CHOSEN SHAMAN BODYGUARD, TA ASK ZR'AN AN K'AR WAT WES GONNA DO
 * Brag'klogga - WAH???? ... oh ok sur

Brag'klogga proceeded to get properly on his feet and channel his Essence, and his voice begun to echo as he let out an incantation. Suddenly, all the Loron around him could hear the loud and awesome voices of Zr'An and K'ar in their heads.


 * Zr'An - WAT DA HELL DO YA WANT NAO
 * K'ar - CANT A GOD HAV SOM PEECE AN QUIET IN DA WEEKEND I SWER
 * Grak'tona - O GOD OF WAR, BEST GOD EVA, I DA KING HUMBLY REQUEST DAT YOO GIV US LOWLY LORONZ SOMFIN TA DO BEFOR DEY ALL DIE IN DEIR SLEEP OR SOMFIN
 * K'ar - YOR DA KING? WELL I DIDNT VOTE FER YA
 * Zr'An - MAN WHAI IS YA BOTHERIN US BOUT DIS JUS GO STAB SOM IDIOTS OR WATEVA
 *  - UGH JUS IGNOR GRAK HES A MORON. OK LOOK HEERS DA FING. SINCE DA RECKONIN WEVE HAD NUFFIN TA DO BECUZ IF WE KILL PEEPZ DEN DEY JUS GANG UP ON US AN WIPE US OUT AN BAK IN MY DAYZ WE DIDNT RUSH TA SUICIDAL MISHONS. SO BASICALLY YEH PLZ GIV US SOMFIN TA DO TA END OUR BOREDOM STREEK OR ELSE IDK WATS GONNA HAPPEN BUT DIS CANT KEEP GOIN ON
 * Grak'tona - IF YOO SPEEK ABOUT DA KING LIKE DAT AGEN IMMA HAV YOO EXECUTED
 * Jol'kiar - YOO ORDERED ME EXECUTED FIFTY TIMEZ NOW AN NUFFIN HAPPENED SO SHUT UP

The voices of the Loron Godz roared across their heads, forcing them to be quiet.


 * Zr'An - ENUFF. YOO LOT IS HOPELESS
 * K'ar - YEH WATS WIV YA IDIOTS ASKIN US WAT TA DO CANT YA WORK OUT BY YASELVES? WES NOT YA BABYSITTAS YA PANSIES
 * Zr'An - YEH HEER ME NAO AN BELEEV ME LATA. YOO LOT MUST FIND DA TRU LORONLY FINGS TA DO AN NOT WAIT FER US TA TELL YA WAT TA DO CUS DATS LAZI AN WE HATE LAZINESS
 *  - ...ya meen... playin WORLD OF GANGSTACRAFT ISNT LORONLY????
 * K'ar - DATS A GEEKY GAME FER GEEKS
 * Kal'kuir - WATS WRONG WIV GEEKS?????
 * Jol'kiar - well a lot tbh
 * Kal'kuir - ok point taken but yeh BY MY CALCULASHONS DA ONLY LORONLY FINGS LEFT TA DO AR TA GO JOIN DRIZZ'PYROKIRKS GYM AN LITERALLY NO ONE WANTS TA DO DAT
 * Zr'An - WELL DATS A GUD START TBH. GET PUMPED UP. GO MOB SOM GRANDPA OFF HIS WALLET IDUNNO. BE GANGSTA
 * K'ar - YEH WHERS DA WARZ AT? GO DO WAR STOOF. DONT CARE IF YA GET KILLED DATS HAO LIFE GOES
 *  - ive been tellin dem fer YEERS ta do war stoof BUT DEY DONT LISSEN TA ME. DEYZ ALL "OHHH BUT DEN DA POLITICALLY CORRECT ASSKISSAS WILL BOM US AGEN" IM LIKE WE GOTTA MAKE OUR STAND SOMEHOW
 * K'ar - YEH. GO FIND A WAY TA MAKE A STAND. AN DONT ASK US TA DO IT FER YA
 * Zr'An - YEH. cus tbh we dont reely got a clue ourselves PLUS DATS LOWLY MORTAL WORK NOT FIT FER DA GODZ
 * Brag'klogga - ENUFF OF DIS. ZRAN AN KAR NEED TA GO BAK TO DA GODLY SAUNA TA HAV A BAFF AN WEVE DISTURBED DEM TOO LONG. OK YOO CAN GO SORRY FER DA TRUBL
 * Zr'An - YEH YA SHULD BE SORRY YA WIMPS
 * K'ar - YA HERD DAT RITE. WIIIIIIIIMPS!!!!!

With that, the god duo's presence vanished from their heads. Looking furious, Grak'tona stormed towards Brag'klogga and lifted him by his throat.


 * Grak'tona - YOO ANGERED DA GODZ. IMMA HAV YOR HED CUT OFF
 * Brag'klogga - HAO DARE YA. YOR DA ONE WHO DISTURBED DA GODZ
 * Grak'tona - YA MOM!!!!!!!
 * Fre'kloar - man jus shut up an leev brag alone dis is goin nowhere

Before Grak'tona could lay a finger on Brag'klogga, he was immediately zapped with electricity and knocked him out cold. The others turned to see where it came from, only to see 's metal avatar form along with, the Norol leader, who had apparently decided among themselves how to handle the situation before they intervened. Rel'larutina sighed and addressed the room.


 * Rel'larutina - You know, I'd never thought I'd be the one to give us orders to instigate a war or anything, but it looks like you people haven't exactly left me a choice so I guess you'll just have to put up with the fact you're taking orders from me. We've got a serious situation.
 * Fre'kloar - wat. SINCE WHEN?????
 * Rel'larutina - Since... When was the exact date, Rogue Geek?
 * Rogue Geek - Fifteen years ago, three months, and twenty-five days.
 * Rel'larutina - Yeah, then. Have none of you been monitoring our star maps?
 * Hagto'Zhl - man do i look like i kno wat dat is
 *  - hol up. if wes been led by chikz fer 15 yeers... does dat meen wes nao "da rogue gals"?
 * Rel'larutina - Trust me, if we were "Da Rogue Gals", this place would be ten times cleaner, fifty times better decorated, one hundred times more efficient, oh and Zalk'don would've taken a bath sometime this year.
 *  - SOAP RUINS DA BOMZ
 * Rel'larutina - Yeah, point taken. Well, either way, there were 22,000 colonies under Rogue Boyz control fifteen years ago. There are now 18,000. Seem like a problem to you? I mean, other than the ones Kal'kuir keeps blowing up in his experiments, anyway.
 * Fre'kloar - yoooo slow down dere. YA MEEN DERES SOMEON KILLIN US??? HAO DID WE NOT NOTICE????
 * Rogue Geek - Not quite. In fact, these worlds were not killed by a foreign threat of any kind. Otherwise I'd have actually bothered to sound the alarm that Kal'kuir programmed. What he never took into account was these worlds simply rebelling against us.
 * Rel'larutina - And I'd hoped that at some point within the past 15 years you'd actually get a handle on this, but noooooooo. Too busy getting up your high score in whatever that game it is you're playing. These worlds rebelled.

Jol'kiar, who was drinking a bottle of soda, immediately spit it all out on Fre'kloar.


 * Jol'kiar - REBELLED?!?!?!?!
 * Voa'reak - man dis is like da old rebellion?? but bakwards???
 * Rel'larutina - Sort of. But the reason I finally decided to speak up about it is because you've received a transmission call from them.
 * Rogue Geek - Specifically, the one you kept declining to answer because you assumed it was the pizza delivery girl.
 * Hagto'Zhl - dis is perhaps worse dan a copycat dumbo. dis is... a TRAITA DUMBO!!!!
 * Fre'kloar - PUT DIS LOSA ON DA LINE I WANNA SEE HIS UGLY MUG
 * Rel'larutina - Gladly.

The Rogue Geek darkened the room as she displayed a large hologram in the center of the room. Oddly enough, the hologram at first didn't seem to show anything other than the vague silhouette of a large Loron with extremely beefy armor, sat on a chair with spikes all across it aside from the arm rests. At first they assumed the signal was bad, but they realized instead that their vision was being blurred specifically. They heard soft laughter as the voice spoke.


 * ??? - GREETINS MORONS. GLAD YOO FINALLY ACCEPTED DA CHALLENG
 * Fre'kloar - MAN WHO DA HELL IS YOO I HEER YOR STEELIN MA PLANETS DATS DUM
 * ??? - YOR PLANETS??? DATS WHER YOR WRONG LOSA. DA PLANETS DONT BELONG TO DA BOSSES, DEY BELONG TO DA LORONZ. SO GET OUTTA HEER WIV YOR ELITISM. DIS IS WHY I LAUNCHED DA CHALLENG IN DA FIRST PLACE
 * Jol'kiar - BAK IN MA DAY DA BOYZ RESPECTED DEIR BOSSES. WHO DO YA FINK YOO IS TA SPEEK TA US LIKE DIS?
 * ??? - UNDA MA NEW EMPIYA WE EINT GONNA DO DAT NO MOAR. WE DONT RESPECT DA BOSSES UNTIL DEY EARN OUR RESPECT. AN MAYBE YOO LOT HAV BEEN STUK IN YA DUM SPACE SHIP FER LIKE FIFTY DOZEN YEERS SINCE YOO LED US INTO A POINTLESS RECKONIN WAR BUT DA PEEPZ OUT HEER DONT CARE FER YAS NO MOAR. ITS TIME FER A CHANGE OF LEEDASHIP
 * Fre'kloar - UNACCEPTABUL. I FOUNDED DA ROGUE BOYZ THRU HARD WORK AN BY KILLIN DA DEVIL HIMSELF. I AM DA BEST BOSS EVA HAO DARE YOO NOT RESPECT ME
 * ??? - WELL YOR IN LUK DAT DERES A FEW PLANETS OUT DERE DAT STILL RESPEKT YAS BUT EVENTUALLY DEYZ GONNA BOW TA ME
 * Fre'kloar - OK DATS IT DUMBO. TELL ME WHERE YOR AT SO I CAN SLAP YA

The silhouette of the Loron appeared to chuckle and rub his hands together, until he stood up. As he stood, the throne behind him disappeared, descending into the ground, as he walked closer towards the camera, spat, and then stepped back a bit, pacing from left to right as he delivered his speech.


 * ??? - FER OVA A DOZEN DOZEN YEERS WE HAV WATCHED FRUM DA VILLAGES AS YOR EMPIYA REIGNED OVA US. WE HAV WATCHED IN DISGUST AS OUR TEKK HAS BEEN PLACED IN DA HANDS OF A CRAZY WHAKO DAT KNOS NUFFIN. AS OUR HOLY BOOKS HAV BEEN WRITTEN BY AN UTTA MORON WHO PROB CANT EVEN NAME HIS OWN MOM. AS OUR TROOPS HAV BEEN LED BY A HORNY FREEK DAT ATE HIS GIRLFREND. AS OUR PEEPZ HAV BEEN MARCHED OFF TA BATTLE BY AN IDIOT DAT FINKS DAT FLYIN IS MOAR IMPORTANT DAN FITIN, WHIL DROPPIN BOMZ MADE FRUM A PYROMANIAC DAT DOESNT CARE WEN HIS OWN BOYZ GET BLOWN UP BY HIS BOMZ. AN AS SOM THIKKO IN A TANK CLAIMS DAT DA ONLY FING IMPORTANT EINT ABOUT DA THRILL OF KILLIN PEEPZ, EINT ABOUT COMMITTIN DA SIKKEST GANGSTA CRIMES, BUT ABOUT OUTRACIN YA OPPONENTS. AN DIS IS ALL BEIN LED BY A FLIPPIN CHIK.

The marching Loron's voice grew in intensity and passion, as this time he turned towards the camera, no longer marching up and down, but rather screaming at it. Saliva spat from his mouth as he raised his tone in anger.


 * ??? - ITS CLEER DAT DA LEEDAS OF DA ROGUE BOYZ HAV ABANDONED WAT DA LORON IS ALL ABOUT. YOOV ABANDONED ALL OUR VALUES, YOOV ABANDONED ALL YOR PEEPZ WHO TODAY SUFFA IN DA STREETS BECUZ DERES NO LEEDASHIP AN INSTED ITS JUS MOBS FITIN OTHA MOBS OVA WHOS GONNA PLEEZ DEIR WEEK ASS LEEDAS DA MOST. BUT I HAV REALIZED DEIR FATAL ERRA: DERES NO POINT PLEEZIN YOO MORONS. DERES NO POINT WASTIN TIME WORRIED ABOUT WAT FREKLOAR FINKS OR WHO GRAKTONA IS GONNA HAV PUBLICLY EXECUTED. LITERALLY A WASTE OF TIME FRUM LEEDAS DAT HAV LOST TOUCH WIV DEIR OWN PEEPZ AN SPENT DA LAST FEW DOZEN YEERS DOIN NUFFIN. WE IS SIK AN TIRED OF IT.

Stepping in front of the camera one final time, out of the pitch black of his room, the Rogue Boyz could see this Loron more clearly. He was tall even for Loron standards, matching Fre'kloar's height, but wearing thick, heavy armor that covered his entire body except for his eyes. The armor he wore had rusted over time, clearly taken scrapes from battle, while on his chestplate was written a red tally, apparently of all the planets he had taken over, that seemed to number in the hundreds, while the skulls of dead Loron could be seen on his shoulder plates. The Loron grabbed the camera as he delivered his last few lines.


 * ??? - I AM DEF'GLASHA, DA NEW LEEDA OF DA ROGUE BOYZ, AN I WILL LEED US TA A NEW GLORIUS DAY IN WHICH WE FINALLY HAV REVENGE ON DA OONIVERSE AN TAKE IT OVA AN MAKE ALL OTHA PUNY SPECIES OUR SLAVES. PEECE OUT JAKASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With that, Def'glasha closed the transmission, shaking the camera and laughing, before the hologram terminated. The Loron all looked at each other, apprehensive and unsure of what to say at the situation; perhaps deep down, at least a few of them saw some truth in the speech. , who was squatting close to, shrugged his shoulders.


 * Knar'gank - huh. i escaped da dissin. cool
 * Rel'larutina - Well, that's because you're so silent and quiet all the time that no one notices you. Guess that means you're doing a good job.
 * Hagto'Zhl - man i dont like dis one bit. im angry but im also sad. im sangry

Apparently waking from his sleep, Grak'tona stood up instantly. Initially, the Loron thought they'd had to explain exactly what had just happened, but Grak'tona had been listening to it all.


 * Grak'tona - WELL REGARDLESS OF WAT HE SAID ABOUT US, HES COMMITTIN TREESUN TO DA CROWN. AN I WONT STAND FER IT. WE GOTTA DESTROY HIM
 * Fre'kloar - MAN SCROO YOR CROWN. IM GONNA DESTROY HIM CUS HES COMMITTIN TREESUN TA ME
 * Jol'kiar - IM GONNA DESTROY HIM BECUZ DIS IS LORON TRADISHON. DA CHALLENGA FACES DA LEEDA AN IF DA CHALLENGA WINS DEN DEY TAKE OVA. WE GOTTA PROOV DAT WES STILL IN CHARGE
 * Hagto'Zhl - im gonna destroy him cus im evil lol
 * Rel'larutina - How about this: None of you are going to destroy him. It won't be that easy.
 * Fre'kloar - AND JUS LET DIS CHALLENJ TO OUR RULE GO UN-SMASHED????

Rel'larutina, in place of Def'glasha's hologram, displayed another one. This time, it was showing a bar chart. None of the Loron could see it, but it was actually an opinion poll.


 * Rel'larutina - First thing's first: we don't have the manpower to just take him head on. This is because his troopas are a hell of a lot more enthusiastic than any of ours are, as most of ours are pretty, let's just say, out-of-shape. Secondly, even of those we do have, there's a very good probability that half of them will just surrender there and then because they're really not all that interested in getting involved in Leeda politics, as long as they get pizza on their table. They've got no real loyalty to us. And then that's excluding the larger number of people who've already said that no matter what they won't get involved in the conflict and they'll let it play out.
 * Drizz'pyrokirk - OK I DIDNT WANNA MENSHON ANYFIN BEFOR CUS YOR ALL HOMIES BUT SINCE DIS WAS BROUGHT UP NAO I GOTTA SAY IT: MAN YOO LOT IS FAT!!!!! GET IN SHAPE!!!!!!!!
 * Grak'tona - YEH MA BODYGUARD HEER IS RITE. GET IN SHAPE!!!!!! GO TO DA DRIZZ'PYROKIRK uh i meen DA GRAK'TONA GYM ON DEK 20!!!!!
 * Fre'kloar - SHUT UP DA TWO OF YA. WAT DO WE DO DEN IF WE CANT FITE DIS GEEZA?
 * Rel'larutina - Well, of course, the only real way to win the respect of enough of the Loron to get you to victory is to actually fight Def'glasha and beat him. Of course, that's not easy either. His armor is out-of-this-world, something that I don't think even Kal'kuir could come up with, and everyone who's seen him fight has either died or fled with most of their limbs missing. I don't think any of you in your current shape would beat him head-to-head either. The only one of you who's in vaguely good shape is Drizz'pyrokirk, and I'm sorry, but he simply doesn't have the strength to get through that armor. I don't even think I can take him in my Smasha.
 * Jol'kiar - man i miss da old dayz wher all we had ta worry bout was comin up wiv ways ta shank uno
 * Rel'larutina - So our remaining option is to find a way to reduce the power of his armor and hit him with a surprise attack that he won't see coming.
 * Hagto'Zhl - an den we rip him apart an parade his hed thru all da planets yeh. show dem traita dumbos not ta mess wiv us
 * Rel'larutina - Right. Once we actually kill him, the rest of his support will be reduced significantly. Of course, if we're to do this, we need to take him on the traditional way. One on one. We can't afford to break tradition, or else his followers will see our victory as illegitimate and probably more of our planets will just leave us.
 * Jol'kiar - yeh shes rite. we gotta do it da troo loronly way othawise wes cheets

The Rogue Geek replaced Rel'larutina's hologram with an entirely different one. This time, the Rogue Geek displayed what appeared to be a well-guarded fortress, with a huge citadel in the center, surrounded by turrets, flashlights, and all sorts of security measures that would make it difficult to get in. She then zoomed out to show that the fortress was in fact the size of an entire island.


 * Rel'larutina - Def'glasha is playing the long game here. He won't actually leave his fortress to fight us, he wants us to fight on his turf, where he has the advantage. So that means we're gonna need to break through his fortress.
 * Brag'klogga - man cant i jus teleport us dere
 * Rel'larutina - No. He's got his own Shamans on his side, and they're equally matched with ours. If they saw any sizable amount of Shaman activity, they'd just activate all defenses at once.
 * Brag'klogga - ok jus makin sur befor everyun starts yellin at me fer not doin it earlia
 * Rel'larutina - And whoever's supplying the technology they're using seems to be quite a bit more accomplished than Kal'kuir. So it's important that we start off discreetly.
 * Kal'kuir - MAN DIS EINT FAIR. I MADE DA BEST GUN EVA HAO CAN HE HAV BETTA GUNZ DAN MINE
 * Rel'larutina - That, we don't know. We don't know exactly who's supplying the weapons, but they're good.
 * Fre'kloar - OK YA ALL HERD HER. YOR GONNA BE DISCREET AN YA BEST BE SIK AT IT
 * Knar'gank - lmao ok noob
 * Rel'larutina - Essentially, this is a heist mission. Our goal is simple: disable the defenses, destroy whatever generator powers Def'glasha's armor, cut off any reinforcements, and then stage a fight against him while he's at his weakest.
 * Gol'thabex - hur yall shuld jus leev it ta me. rememba i was da one who did dat sik heist on fat zaarkhun all dem yeers ago
 * Rel'larutina - Yeah, but that was before you gained three hundred pounds of weight.
 * Gol'thabex - shut up man im not DAT fat
 * Knar'gank - uh yoo totally is bro
 * Gol'thabex - ok i mite be A BIT out of shape
 * Rel'larutina - Which is okay, because we have an accomplished, award-winning trainer here to help fix that problem. Our only problem will be just that we're out of practice in battle.
 * Fre'kloar - BUT WHO DO WE PRACTIC ON MAN? WE CANT FITE ANYON WITOUT DA PCA DUMBOS GOIN "ok we kill ya nao"
 * Rel'larutina - We can't. Not of anyone equal to our strength, that is. So, we'll just have to make do and hope the heist works, won't we?

Fre'kloar groaned and sat back down, slumping on his seat.


 * Fre'kloar - DIS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUKS
 * Grak'tona - OI ENUFF LISSENIN TO MA ROYAL CHEF. OK I SAY WE IGNOR EVRYFIN DA GEEK AN DA CHIK SED AN JUS WAIT FER DIS GUY TA ATTAK ANOTHA PLANET DEN AMBUSH HIM AN FITE HIM LIKE LORONZ
 * Hagto'Zhl - i meen we culd. like whai waste time finkin of heists when we can jus eet him when hes not lookin
 * Rel'larutina - Did any of you listen to a word I just said?
 * Knar'gank - i did but im jus an underlin heer so
 * Fre'kloar - OK WE WAIT TIL DIS IDIOT ATTAKS US AN DEN WE JUMP ON HIM AN BEET HIM UP TIL HE CRIES
 * Voa'reak - YEH!!!! IVE NOT FLOWN IN COMBAT FER A LONG TIME AN IM SUPA HYPED FER DIS!!! it was fun birdwatchin tho
 * Kal'kuir - ...SERIUSLY YOO PEEPZ CALL ME A NERD WHIL DIS GEEZA SPENT DA LAST DOZEN YEERS BIRDWATCHIN????
 * Zalk'don - IMMA BOM HIM DEN BOM HIM AGEN JUS TA MAKE SUR
 * Brag'klogga - MAN DIS IS TOTALLY GONNA WORK AN ZR'AN AND K'AR IS GONNA LOV US
 * Drizz'pyrokirk - BOXIN WAS FUN BUT REEL FITIN IS WHER ITS AT
 * Ray'loth - NOBODY DISSES ME OR MA GF. DAT GUYS GOIN DOWN IMMA SHOW HIM WHOS DA BEST ARMY LEEDA EVA
 * Rel'larutina - I... You know what?

Rel'larutina stormed off the table as the Rogue Geek closed the hologram. She turned to them before she was about to leave the room.


 * Rel'larutina - Go and fight your goddamn battle and don't cry when none of you survive and you lose your empire to this Norol-hating jackass.

She then simply left the room, while the Rogue Geek remained there awkwardly.


 * Rogue Geek - Oh, this is odd. I am conflicted. On the one hand, my husband wants to stay and fight. On the other, my best friend wants to let you all die. Let me have a good long think about it. I've thought about it. Bye.

The Rogue Geek then left too, leaving the Loron behind on their own. The Loron all watched akwardly as the two left while, from another room, appeared, drinking from a cup with a straw as he looked around in confusion.


 * Traz'raka - uh did me an lil homie miss da party or wat
 * Grak'tona - i cant be bothered ta fill ya in on da details but BASICALLY WES GONNA FITE A MASSIV BATTLE SOON FER DA FIRST TIME IN AGES AGENST A JAKASS
 * Traz'raka - ok cool havent done mafia stoof in ages. lets do dis man
 * Grak'tona - YEH!!!! FER DA ROGUE BOYZ!!!!! NO ONE TAKES MA CROWN!!!!!!!
 * Hagto'Zhl - i swer one of dese dayz im gonna snap an yor gonna turn into one big blu-colored smeer. BUT IN DA MEENTIME YEH LETS KILL DAT IDIOT