Fiction:Descolda Esparioa

We are the Descolda Esparioa. We lack the ability to be seriuse about anything, even war, and as such are a very scattered empire. We are rare, only about 40,000 of use live in the known universe. We are also very fun to have around. We can easily make any living thing laugh, if it has the ability to. We have even gotten the grox to laugh a us, in their way. We are the jokers of the universe.

History
We may not be serious about anything, but we most sertaintly remember our past. It is a long one, filled with good jokes and bad jokes, wars and parties. We will tell it to you as well as we can.

In the beginning there was one. Just one. Of us. Then, as we started to multiply and grow stronger we became herbavorus, and well defended as a cell. We moved onto land as a small, but still well defended critter. As a land-walker, we made friends with everyone we met. We swiftly became a tribal creature because of that. As a tribal critter we were the funnest to be with. We had meraca parties every week, with many gifts given and accepted. We rose to dominance and took over the world. As a city we became friends with everyone, and never even took over another city. They just allied us and became as one with us because we were so much fun! We then invented the SPACESHIP, and called it Nudge.

In space we grew and expanded. We spread out fun and our love of parties to the hole galaxy, in little colonize randomly placed all over the galaxy. In total we have about 1,000 colonize, but they are so scattered that they are practicaly separet entities. The only way to communicate over such distances is with Stargates. With them we can travel from planet to planet in no time at all! All the disying colors make for a very fun ride! We are the scattered empire, but with our allies we have vast resourses and can befriend anyone.

In our past we have gone to war, but only with 3 empires, and they gave us no other choice! They attacked us and refused to co-operate! They didnt want to have fun, only to control. They now know better, as we crushed them and left them with 1 or 2 planets. We are not at war with the grox.

Nudge, our little spaceship.
The Nudge is a very cool, fast little ship. It has all the minor weapons with some larger ones. We rarely use them, as we prefer to be friends, not enemies.

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