Creature:Loron

"Da Boyz is da best. 'Nuff said."

- Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

My first Carnivore and Warrior Creature. VERY aggressive.
 * User blog:Technobliterator/What does everyone think of my fiction?/What does everything think of the Loron as a fiction?- for opinions
 * User blog:Technobliterator/The Official Technobliterator Q&A Blog/The Official Loron Q&A- for Q&A

=In Spore=

Current Empire
I haven't actually done anything to them! Just use them for fiction XD.

Evolution
The Lorons evolved by killing all others, eating them, and stealing tech from them. Civilized lorons had to flee and spread across the world. The Lorons conquered a Religious nation and learned the religion. Most of them didn't give a damn about it, however, but they still became slightly less evil, in that they have some allies.

=Fiction=

Info
The Loron are evil. They eat, and eat and CONQUER ALL (except the powerful empires).They are barbaric creatures that cause hell upon all, and eat space wanderers. They kill everything. EVERYONE that dares go near them dies. Then becomes breakfast. Though several creatures have a backup to this, tough the Loron are trying to create another backup meaning that the diseases they get are no longer capable. For a Loron, no one "tastes bad" as endorphins are released as they eat, thewy have tastebuds but the tastebuds are stopped as soon as they dislike the taste of what they're eating (however they barely ever dislike taste, it's how they are born). They are kidnapping scientists for this. They also steal from randomers who walk by and are known for stealing candy from kids and robbing banks. Also for stealing tech.

They are constantly reproducing and there are billions of Lorons. But not all are part of the Da propa Big Loron Empire, and other empires are constantly fighting each other for fun. They become enemies with everyone and no one really likes them. They are now at the point where they gain a star sytem every second! Furthermore, they are constantly getting into wars that the Loron can afford while the others cannot.

Of course, their friends, the Ottzels often end up terraforming it- they couldn't care less if the people were unhappy. They evolved everything majorly... except their brains. In fact all of their intelligence (well, 80%) goes towards how to kill well. They are strong enough that
 * 1) Loron can take on an Epic.
 * 2) could obliterate one in seconds.

They Also have an empire of so many billions and billions across nearly every galaxy in existence that not even the Galot can count in one lifetime.

Recently, they've been shown to be smart, which is impossible for any one Loron. This is because they use the AIz and Da Chikz, so essentially they cheat. Their brain is nearly all "How ta kill good", and thanks to Da Chikz, they are born naturals at using technology, but not making it.

The Loron were created by Da Chikz by the Taldar initially as a defence program against several threats in the Galaxy, that the Taldar later defeated or pushed back. These include the Xhodocto and the Grox. But they were given a bit too much intelligence, and made a bit too strong. It is for this reason the Loron are barbaric killers- they act all tough, while they obliterate anyone in close combat, long range and space combat they rely on their numbbers alone. Though the Loron outnumber everyone One million to one, and when they don't by that time, there are so many Loron they make their armies bigger with no cost! They don't have to pay for their armies- every Loron becomes a fighter, since when Lorons fight, hundreds of endorphins are released, furthermore, Loron have no "fear" emotion. This is largely thanks to their origins.

The Loron are known to be incredible rappers.

War
About the only thing the Loron are good at. They steal from other races technology so their technology is the most advanced ever and they kidnap scientists, often then end up torturing them and eating their brains to gain their knowledge. In terms of strategies, they have AI s that dictate good tactics and that is way they have not yet lost a war (if you can retreats as not losing). Also, they have so many billions of planets they own, or at least inhabit, all of which are protected by Nano-defence grid. This means the Nano-units destroy pretty much all threat. Recent technology from the Taldar stolen means they are incredibly powerful... that and the Tyranodes... and OtzDie.

Econony
Loron economy kinda sucks. Actually, it does suck. They make money from stealing and from black markets. And no one works except for slaves. No why are they slim again?

Technology
Loron tech is crude and often made of scrap. They have Tekk AI and Mekk AI which train their Tekkas and Mekkas. Tekkas are for getting stolen technology to work, Mekkas are making tech out of scrap and scavenged stuff.

Religion
Lorons don't know what this means. But they do have a religion.

Leader
Their leader is Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

Main Empire
Da Propa Big Loron Empire is an empire that spans not only the galaxy and beyond, but billions and billions of planets beyond any other Empire. Also goes over 4 dimensions. They are more powerful than all the other Loron rogue empires by FAR. Their armies are lead by Commander Thr'aloy and they "kill all".

Fighting
Loron are natural fighters, in several ways, thanks to how Da Chikz created them.

Culture
Loron culture, or kultyur, as they call it, is savage. The laws are that:
 * no Loron is allowed to steal more than half of another persons property
 * Loron can't kill without a reason This has been changed- if you are one of da big boyz You can, but otherwise, you can only if they've 'been sad to you'
 * Loron have to be nice to guests before eating them. if they want to eat them.
 * The technonet is dangerous- Loron are advised to steer away from it. This rule was re-written. They are allowed to upload as many viruses as they please.
 * A young Loron is not allowed to talk to strangers- they must eat his/her brain instead.
 * Loron Chicks are not sexy (they're not even Loron, they're spider-like things that give birth). Lorons have to deal with it.
 * If a Loron is born with problems, it is eaten, along with the Chik responsible

Addictions
Loron addictions are:
 * Music- Hip Hop & Rap
 * Cars
 * Eating
 * Chocolate

History
The Loron have had a brutal history of disgrace. Don't ask them about their history though. They don't know what it means.

Dimension
After The recent Taldar incident, the Loron shared a dimension with Ottzello- The Ottzella Dimension is a secluded dimension that barely anyone enters. Each species has a shield around it's main galaxy. Since the Loron recover quickly, this means they cannot ever be defeated!! Furthermore they have 4 of their own dimensions by the Taldar- 4 sub-dimensions of the main one, rather than the other's one dimension each.

Population
Thanks to a Taldar artefact, it was recently discovered that there are over Two Hundred Billion Loron Chikz and Over 999999999 trillion Loron Boyz, this ius spread over 4 dimensions and millions of colonies in this universe.

Males
The Loron Males, known as "Da Boyz" are the main Loron. They're pretty much the only Loron. They're tough, strong, well developed, and, while stupid, their brain is big and they are clever enough to instantly know a target's weakness, weak points, and how to eat it. However, that doesn't mean they're clever enough to know what not to eat.

Females
The Loron females, known as "Da Chikz" need a whole section. They're not really Female Loron, they're a totally different species. they are also the brains behind technology. But they lack strength. And numbers.

Artificial Intelligence
Loron Artificial Intelligence, or Da Geekz, are intelligent computers mass produced by Da Chikz in factories, to suit many purposes. But their intelligence is vital to helping the Loron become as powerful as they are.

Pictures
meh ill show them anyways!

Trivia

 * The Loron started out by Technobliterator as the opposite of his previous save game, the Galot. Rather than making them ally with others, the Loron simply ate, and were carnivores.
 * The Loron fiction was inspired by:
 * Modern day: Chav & Bullies- I wanted them to be a bit like chavs but not taking the mic out of them. They act all hard, diss people, rapping and use "chavvy language" and are quite dumb. But only in a way slightly like chavs (Techno's bro is a bit of a chav himself!)
 * Metal Gear Solid: The way the Loron are created using someone else' genes and improved on is a reference to the same way Solid Snake was created using Big Boss' genes
 * Warhammer 40,000: The way the Loron are barbaric and don't use proper language is a reference to the Orks from Warmhammer 40k, who are the same. However they have many differences
 * There is not one new empire to SporeWiki that doesn't eventually go to war with the Loron
 * The Loron are described as "Loronic" and "Loronly", however, the words mustn't get mixed up because:
 * Loronly is an adjective and sometimes a singular word to describe how strong, tough and good at dissing a Loron is. Basically how Loron-like they are in a good way
 * Loronic is a term conned by the Lequains (Liquid Ink on SporeWiki) but inspired by the Vartekians (Richardson 72). It is an insult comparing them to the stupidity of a Loron
 * Loron were created 18:35, January 29, 2010 (source:history page)
 * The idea of the Loron having several different empires originated from when Technobliterator found several random Loron empires that were not his (Techno's bro was playing when he found it)
 * While taxonomy is now listed as Technobliterator, it was originally done by Imperios
 * The idea of how the Loron Boyz go stupid came from Wormulon
 * The Loron were once Techno's prime fictionm, before the Taldar, now remain secondary fiction