Fiction:Da Rogue Boyz/Da Tekkno Stoof/Bomz

"I neva used one, but I like wen dey go boom"

- Zr'Ahgloth

Lorons love their bombs. To them, a "Kaboom" is like watching a fireworks show, and hearing or seeing one releases endorphins. Needless to say, they make their bombs crazy and unreal.

How they like their bombs
They love them. They try and make their bombs:
 * Spectacular
 * Big explosion
 * Load noise
 * Destructive

Often they make them too explosive so Da Boom Boyz using them die in the process.

Kinds
There are a few kinds of them. Here they are:

Grenades
Da Grenadez are small but explosive. They are usually used by Da Tropas when they have to kill looads of enemies. Or when they're bored. Grenades usually fill this job, but often fail when the Tekka making it was too focused on making a big, load firework to concentrate on it's Area of Effect and, thus, it kills 1 of the enemy at the most. Or when they do the opposite and the Loron is bored so wastes all his grenades on trying to get a bigger explosion and dies because he doesn't have it when he needs it. But grenades come that fill both of these, and are still good.

Bomz
or Explosives are just things easily detonted from a distance. Thanks to stolen technology, they no longer need a wire. They can also be timed. These are used by Da Sneaky boyz and by others to cause chaos, assassinate someone or blow a large whole in their enemy's military.

Minez
Lorons tend to dislike mines because they go off late. However, when it comes to using it, they love it when their enemy is blown to bits by a huge explosion. However, they mainly hate it because most of them don't work. This is because either the Tekka making it didn't cloak it well enough, or they put a cloaking device on it which meant it didn't blow up load enough and the cloaker blew up and the electricty destroyed oher mines and sometimes Loron. However, as with everything, good mines to exist.

Missilez
Now these are usually all the same. Some are bigger or slower than others. They are used to cause a big bang on a vehicle or building. This leaves it in rubble.Mekkas often go over the top with painting it and adding bling so it will sell better.