User:Irskaad/Meh

"I'm surprised she isn't in a room petting a decapitated Zalkarg in a corner going "you're so cute...""

- Xho at his apex talking about Lezia

Tahar - "Irskaad, why do you hate the environment, dislike religion, and have a whole diffrent concept of cute that is wierd?" Irskaad - "I'd ask the same questions to an Iteok, you and an Asgord respectively." Tahar - "How are you this... intelligent?" Irskaad - "Meh, I just created you." Tahar - "Lies." Irskaad - *Draws his laptop, then makes a creature that suddenly appears and becomes the Tahar's pet* "Convinced?" Tahar - *Faints* Irskaad - "Thought so."

Basically this page was made so that it would not overload my userpage with random crap.

Featured Irskaad fiction
''This list only counts fictions created by Irskaad. Tzhrhokia, if featured, would count on this list, but not the Asgord Genocide, since it was made by MatthewMosley.''


 * 2011
 * Lezia Ipevreia (25 Nov-05 Dec)
 * Kraw Galaxy (11-17 Dec)

Halls of Haxness (Favorite Fiction)
To be updated in April 02 - Monthly ranking


 * 1. Xhodocto (Xhodocto3546) - They amaze me a lot... I want to create a fanclub of them on DeviantArt :_D
 * 2. /Cult/Legion/ of the Deathmarch (Xhodocto3546) - They're the freaking Legion!
 * 3. Corruptus (OluapPlayer) - Shu'ulathoi needs to return.
 * 4. /Galactic Empire of Cyrannus/Apocalypta/ (Um2k9) - ANTEDDY
 * 5. /Isio'Nar/Mali'Nar/ (Impyyyyyyyyyyy) - How can you not like them? There's a Tahar God, a dark mistress, a me purger... :D
 * 6. Khaxvis Resurgence (Monet47) - They appeal to me a lot for some reason, maybe it's because they're the dark side of a posh society hur
 * 7. Caligaduro Provectus - The only fantasyverse entry. HE'S SO AWESOME
 * 8. Artemis (Dinoman82) - Read so little, yet he amazes me a lot. I wonder how amazed would I be if I read the whole thing?
 * 9. /The Coalition/Artharons/ (Impyyyyyyyyyyy) - THEIR CLOTHINGS ARE SO HAX
 * 10. ??? (Impyyyyyyyyy) - THERE CAN ONLY BE WAR
 * 11. Kol Daren (LotG) - All your Zazanaarg females are belong to him.
 * 12. Evil UNO (eek a jo) - Can't wait!
 * 13. GTFO (eek a jo) - Evil Kralgon. See?
 * 14. Ernai pre-2033 (OluapPlayer) - Only 21 more Eurovisions left until they die...
 * 15. Kicath - They're so cute!
 * ... And the beat goes on!


 * Future Entries?
 * Enigma - I want him free. Nuff said. (Hence Ishkhaelro)

Winter 2012 Series

 * Favorite Empire Poll - SPOILER: FRA Wins.
 * FRA: 6
 * TAE: 2
 * Iteok: 2
 * KGGC: 1
 * Tahars: 1
 * EoH: 1
 * Yotunians: 1
 * Rest: 0
 * Favorite Character Poll Frak. Forgot Ko'han. Lezia won without Ko'han in the poll.
 * Least Favorite Empire Poll - Gather who wasn't voted the 1st time for criticism time.

Fiction Karma
''Yes, I used the word Karma. Don't start assuming I believe in pre-determination and meditation, because I don't.''

Winter 2012

 * Great fic
 * FRA - +6 - "My most original fiction according to many. Specially Lezia."
 * Iteok - +2 - "These screeching bugs need more care. ^^"
 * TAE - +2 - "Ko'han. Nuff Said XD"
 * Middle area
 * KGGC - +1 - "Rhoeskarg lul"
 * Tahars - +1 - "You know Eko's intolerant."
 * EoH - +1 - "Yay Halloway"
 * Yotunians - +1 - "Hur Wormulon"
 * Tyrennes - 0
 * TerFed - 0
 * KTS - 0
 * SSZ - 0
 * Dagorians - -1 - "Hmmm..."
 * IMPROVE NAO
 * Tyreks - -2 - "How can I make them unique and not boring?"
 * Dantirboreales - -3 - "Too silly? I need to put them in a story soon so people can see their awesome side."
 * Kraw (Under Kies) - -4 - "KIES, GET OUT OF OFFICE NOW. Leave the angry ranting to the bugs."

Kraw Emperors
Starts from Varkeos for now


 * Varkeos Kronark (393-407)
 * Varkeos was an ex-diplomat who assumed leadership in 393 KRE. At first, his tasks involved fixing Hako-Kraw relations and helping empires dealing with the Ahevox, but it suddenly shifted when the Kraw entered the Universal community. Nowdays he is known as "The Emperor everyone misses."


 * Kies Kortograa (407-Present)
 * The most infamous Kraw Emperor in universal history, he tried to improve the Kraw Galaxy by kicking out the Brood of War and the ULE, however causing more war than there already was, and labeling the Kraw a joke.


 * Inhraahk Dahei (Replacement, 409 KRE)
 * Inhraahk took charge of the Kraw while Kies was in vacation. He was the most silent Kraw to assume leadership, and organized spy missions against the Brood.

Iteok Lineage
Starts from space stage


 * Rhes 20 (98-134)
 * Rhes 20 was the ruler of the then Vyrhaktan Empire, who eventually conquered Ikrhas and became the Iteok Khereg. During the later part of his rule, he would find the Kharels, AKA Asik, and demand their extermination...


 * Zhorh 1 (134-150)
 * Zhorh 1 was a quiet expansionist who expanded the Iteok from 2 to 15 worlds during his rule through colonization. He had a deep hatred for the Asik, who he fought with valiantly.


 * Rhuul 4 (150-179)
 * Rhuul 4 was a pioneer in Iteok expansion and the man who took the most worlds for the Khereg. His amazing ideas promoted ship manufacturing and allowed the Iteok to grow from 15 to 85 worlds during his rule. During his rule, the Asik were erradicated.


 * Rhuul 5 (179-180)
 * One of the shortest rulings in Iteok history. He was 47 when he became Emperor and died the next year due to ship malfunction.


 * Rhes 21 (180-244)
 * Following the early death of his father, Rhuul 5, Rhes 21 is currently the 2nd longest rule in the Iteok's long monarchy. Rhes 21 was sorta like Toragh 9.


 * Toragh 7 (244-269)
 * Toragh 7 was an economist who is most famed for creating Itekron. He had barely any military contribution, which is considered foolish by present Iteok.


 * Varhaash 1 (269-299)
 * Varhaash 1 was a cruel ruler who had longterm plans to destroy the Kraw Empire, however, he died before he could execute those plans, thanks to Zavrhos's ancestor, Vrho, who focused too much on expansion.


 * Rhes 22 (299-313)
 * Rhes 22's rule is widely regarded as the rulership with the most rights, as, by example of the Kraw, was slowly converting the Khereg into a democracy. He was assassinated by his son and Toragh 8's brother, Vororh. Since he was 22 seconds younger than Toragh 8, Toragh 8 took over.


 * Toragh 8 (313-320)
 * Toragh 8 is one of the shortest ruling individuals in the Iteok Khereg, and his Rhes 23-like niceness would be his downfall, as he was assassinated in 320 KRE, allowing Ghaatrhaa 4 to take over.


 * Ghaatrhaa 4 (320-357)
 * Toragh 9's father. He was a bit crueler than Toragh 9, specially because of a near death experience he once had in 318 KRE.


 * Toragh 9 (357-Present)
 * Toragh 9 is the most well known Iteok Emperor for a huge amount of reasons, and was the first Iteok Emperor to go outside of the Kraw Galaxy.


 * Future Rulers
 * Rhes 23 - To rule when Toragh 9 dies. He's much like Toragh 8, but Iteok are already demanding Harkrhos 7, Rhes 23's son, to rule instead of Rhes 23.
 * Harkrhos 7 - To rule when Rhes 23 dies. He heavily despises humans but respects strong people. Tyraz is one of them, despite Kies's changrin in 409 KRE.


 * Funny notes
 * Volkarus was born during Varhaash 1's rule.
 * 90% of my characters were born during Toragh 9's rule. Daaxri, Varkeos and other old people were born during Ghaatrhaa 4's rule.

List of Warhammer Miniatures

 * Fantasy
 * Chaos Knights
 * Ethael (Champion)
 * Neroth (Knight)
 * Thaem (Flagbearer)
 * Zothan (Unmounted Warrior)
 * Ijarg (Horse)
 * 40.000
 * N/A Yet

Xho's System

 * Kraw - 2B
 * Asgord - 3B (I think 3A's for non-sapient beings)
 * Iteok - 3B
 * Tahar - 1C3
 * Terridan - 2B
 * Hakonian - 3C1
 * Shargash - 4B
 * Ahevox* - 4C1
 * Xhrassh - 4B
 * Yotunian - 7B
 * Tyrekian - 3C1
 * Takorg - 4B
 * Bakrherg - 2B
 * Za'erien - 3B
 * Bienesszi - 1B
 * Katorg - 4B
 * Xaa - 3C2
 * Hazhakvazhet - 2D
 * Dagorian - 3B
 * Tyrenne - 1B
 * EoH Human - 2B
 * EoH Drakonian - 3B
 * EoH Vrynox - 2C2
 * Mahedore - 5G
 * Gynash Dragon - 3A (Non-controlled) - 3C1 (Controlled)
 * Zranazm Ipico - 3B
 * Zanierton - 3D
 * Dantirboreale - 2B
 * Neo Lekortiig - 1C2

* - Extinct Italics - Not in fiction

Alliances

 * SSA
 * TAE
 * Xiivon
 * Iteok
 * TerFed
 * Kraw
 * Tahars
 * None yet
 * FRA (Absolute Neutral)
 * Tyrennes (Absolute Neutral)
 * EoH (Aligned to Xiivon)
 * KGGC (Aligned to Xiivon)
 * KTS (Aligned to Xiivon)
 * SSZ (Aligned to SSA)
 * Dantirboreales (Absolute Neutral)
 * Loners
 * Tyrekians (Due to the fact Tyrekians want to be in a "close alliance")
 * Dagorians (They don't like organizations like that)
 * Yotunians (Too alien)
 * Anti-DCP Consortium
 * Kraw
 * KGGC
 * Iteok
 * EoH

What I gathered from user opinions
Because I was bored at 00:30 at night.


 * Kraw - Least irritating, Kies is somewhat considered my most original character
 * FRA - Highly irritating, but that's what makes Asgord fun.
 * TAE - Known for being slightly bold and foolish.
 * Iteok - Unknown
 * Tahars - Best fiction of mine in the eyes of a minority, equally as irritating as an Asgord
 * TerFed - Unknown
 * KGGC - Unknown
 * Yotunians - Praised by Wormy (Even though I needed Wormy and Ghel's help to make them what they are today)
 * Tyrennes - They look nice to many users
 * Tyreks - Heavily Criticized in the past. It's been retconned ever since and future empire populations were more carefully thought of
 * KTS + SSZ - Unknown, assumed Neutral
 * Dagorians - Slightly criticized in the past due to a confusion. I had to ripoff existing names in sci-fi to fix it. (Gundamoids)
 * EoH - Slightly criticized in the past due to their origins. First time TDP was useful.

Right now I have 14 concrete empires. In 1 Jan 2011 I promised the KGGC would be my last empire on Sporewiki. XD Here's to 18 Empires by 1 Jan 2013!

Meh facts

 * Kraw like Zalkargs.
 * Asgordians don't kiss others when in love with another. They hug.
 * Iteok have a weakness.
 * Tahars act like antireligious zealot-like people even though they hate real zealots.
 * Shargashians have a religion, but it is never mentioned outside of their homeworld, and only Shargashians from their homeworld believe in that religion.
 * The KGGC hates other Grox.
 * Yotunians could be in the universe Billions of years in the future, even when extinct before. Ask time dilation how it's possible.
 * Tyrekians are anti-theist too. They just don't show that unlike Tahars.
 * Most Hazhakvazhets don't worship the Xhodocto.
 * Dagorians with no money are considered wastes of meat and can actually be eaten.
 * The EoH wants to make Zkitek an ecumenopolis despite every other colony having at least 1 nature reserve.
 * In an old Hallowanian religion created in the 21st century, Irskaad's mother is seen as the devil.
 * Zranazm Ipico joined the CAS because they were convinced. They adapted to the new Xenos, but when they were brought into the Cyrannus Empire without authorization, Zrannies got pissed.
 * TDP has amnesia about his human life, however that somehow doesn't include 2010, 2011 and 2012.
 * Tyrennes pass out everytime they get hugely dissapointed.
 * Mahedore has seen the Xhodocto at peak power.

Yotunian
[15:31]	Xho_	Kpak'njbkexshk [15:31]	Xho_	Kicath - FUCK IT

Thaem
[14:23]	Thaem	I am a chaos flag bearer. [14:24]	OluapPlayer	No, you are "them" spelled wrong [14:24]	Thaem	LOL [14:24]	Hachi_	XD

Irsgaarda
[15:38]	Imperios	For some reason [15:38]	Imperios	My sister believes Irskaad is female [15:38]	Wormy	And lol Ghelae [15:38]	Thaem	LOL [15:38]	OluapPlayer	lol [15:38]	Technobliterator	LOL [15:38]	Wormy	I thought she was

''As of 17 March she now knows I am male. :D''

Éireann
[23:29]	Monet	 here's a pic of two of them. [23:29]	Irskaad	Wow awesome snake [23:30]	Monet	The one on the left is a 'malison' which is equal parts snake and humannoid, the one onthe right ia an 'abomination' who is pure snakeman. [23:30]	Monet	There's another group called the purebloods who, with magic and makeup, can look exactly like other humans. [23:33]	Monet	Here's the scary part: Purebloods act as infiltrators and diplomats. Yuan-ti society as a whole is evil and seeks to undermine civilized society to bring about the world's end. [23:34]	*	ACraftyPanda has joined #sporewiki [23:34]	Monet	Apart from the whole 'world destruction part' does this sound familiar? (P.S. I forgot to mention their society is ancient and once ruled a vast empire. Purebloods can apparently turn into snakes of any size) [23:34]	Monet	Hi [23:35]	Irskaad	No to me [23:36]	Monet	Wormy tends to mention them a lot and Cyr says he is one.... [23:37]	Catface	Irish? [23:37]	Irskaad	LOL