Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-4242472-20140810191418/@comment-1073312-20150706215812

"Lost a child? Go to your nearest memory correction facility or invisible police station. #lostkids #dcp_tourism_board #theyaresaferwithoutyou"

- @DCP_Bureaucratic_Council_of_Economic_Affairs

"Dear lucky tourists, hold on tightly to your children's hands."

- @DCP_tourism