User:Samog/Willism

Willism is a religion that is similar to Christianity/Judaism/Islam. Except not at all.

=Willist Beliefs= The Willist system is generally monotheistic, however, different demigods or "devs" frequently appear in the holy texts. All life comes down from one being, referred to as "Will Wright" and other variations, such as "WW" or "THE WILL". Wright is assisted by various beings in his tasks. There are also other distinct beings known as "Sid Meier!", who is generally a mysterious outside force (less powerful than Will) and "Peter Molyneux", who is regarded by many Willists to be evil.

Deities

 * Will Wright
 * Peter Molyneux
 * Sid Meier!
 * Devs

Prophets
The most notable prophet in Willist doctrine is Gaming Steve. There are others, however, Steve has recieved the most divine inspiration.

Knights
Those who have accomplished truly noble deeds become honorary Knights.

The Most Holy Order of Freud
"I dub thee Sigmund Wahh.

Rise, Sigmund Wahh."

The Most Holy Order of Freud is a title bestowed upon those who have performed bold and noble deeds, or maybe just made one too many phallic references.

Knights of Freud: 762 is likely to become a knight of Freud.
 * Sigmund Wahh

The Circle of R
"I dub thee R. Hydromancerx, second in rank only to those in the Most Holy Order of Freud." One can only be accepted into the Circle of R if they have done something that interests the priesthood. Guardians of R:
 * R. Hydromancerx
 * R. Zuka

Priests
The Willist priests hold remarkably little power, except that they control who is accepted into the Knighthood and what goes into the religious texts. So they hold all power.

High Priest
"Yne Gemewctemy amb Nccy Blwlme Canco Thqi Dimibujimth emv Nukth Vobomi Kenuh Zie, ne lc opeay Qi ok hshieth Zie, mcpcnl' nln Gushkqof qon" Samog is the High Priest. Any questions?

Lesser Priests
"Cym yne teccep 'plecyc Zie, up thi jikkish fshoikthk Me nawe mcme Zie, gi qebi mumi Mcvtb zcv tlke yc ge cme? Zie, guwjv zuw josi thu di umi?

HowTo:Become_a_Willist_Priest
Apply at our offices today! We'll see if you have what we want. Priests get wonderful benefits such as:
 * Ever wondered what the Clash of the Clans, Culid, and Willist writings really mean? Well, too bad. The translation is largely one-way. Put in some effort, you lubbers! You'll figure it out soon enough!
 * Your own book of the Willist Texts.
 * Knighting (super)powers.

Due to their services, Oviraptor, Leng, and LadyM would all get their e-priest robes with less effort than the rest of you. Any questions? To EA with you!

Book of Samog
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Book of Sandbox
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