Blocks of Chance

The Blocks of Chance are followed by Bards across the galaxy.

Block of Chance Vol. 1
"You want to know the meaning of life? Okay, here goes: Did you hear about the aliens who went into a bar on the moon? They left because it had no atmosphere! Hope that answers all your questions for you."

Block of Chance Vol. 2
"Look, we searched for the meaning of life. We tried to find out why we were here, what our purpose was, whether life had value, and what truly mattered."

Block of Chance Vol. 3
"Here are the results of our search for meaning: Where do space travelers leave their ships? At parking meteors!"

Block of Chance Vol. 4
"There is no purpose. There is no value. There is no point. Life is ridiculous."

Block of Chance Vol. 5
"The universe is one big joke, and the joke is on us."

Block of Chance Vol. 6
"The best we can hope for is entertainment. We'll get along as long as you provide amusement - fighting our wars for us, fixing our worlds, looking for meaning where there is none, and groveling in the dirt to fetch us plants. So keep it up! Just remember that we're laughing all the time."

Block of Chance Vol. 7
"And don't forget- Why did the astronauts go to the moon, and then leave? Because it was full!"

Block of Chance Vol. 8
"The Grox are machines with absolutely no sense of humor! They destroy entire races and never offer an explanation of what it is that ticks them off!"

Block of Chance Vol. 9
"Even if you bring the Grox a present, they may not like you!"

Value: 45,000

Block of Chance Vol. 10
"The Grox kill anyone who tries to approach the center of the galaxy. We never wanted to go there, anyway."