Fiction:Phase-Hunter

"I've been called many things in life. I've been hated across space and entire empires. Yet, there seems hope for me, among a group of warriors and mercenaries who are as different as me and seem to accept me. That's the key, really. Their the few who actually accept my insanity. I've...never had that."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter, other names including abomination, accident (by his parents), and going by other code names, such as "Blade Wilson", is an extremely insane, grotesque human mercenary, infamous for his love of women, especially fat-bottomed ones, and twisted, narcissistic personality. A being once hated across many cultures, he was adopted by a group of Ugandalorians into their Clan, but after his wife was killed, he forsake honor to seek a life of vengeance.

Phase-Hunter traveled the universe, killing and getting lucky, while growing to love another strange thing; ponies. He finally, after fighting in a war alongside the Ugandalorians, found his life empty and without purpose, and went to try and mend fences with them, and become part of the Clan of Clett. This has not stopped him from being anymore insane, however.

Phase-Hunter is the Ultimate Archon of the Peacebringers, a group of Olympian Super-soldiers developed by the Alliance for special warfare. These insane humans share many of their fathers' loves. Corpulent ladies, Queen Music, alcohol, and general insanity. In battle, they even use Queen music, altering it into extreme soundwaves to tear their "Bieber-loving heretical foes" apart. Phase-Hunter's sons are also in the Freelancer group called the Freddie Mercenaries, named after his favorite singer, and encounter their father more on missions. The Peacebringers refer to him as Father Wilson, and any time he joins them in battle, it is seen as a glorious event. And a dirty, depraved one by normal people.

Early History
"I began life as an unforeseen accident by one crazy night between my parents, and I have turned that around, though! I am now one of the world's greatest abominations to skip across the cosmos!"

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter's past life is a complete mystery to all but himself. He claims to be many things, from a Scottish immortal frozen in ice, a German super soldier descended from Otto von Bismarck, a dimension-hoping biomechanical warlord, and a chimera of creatures capable of warping reality around his needs. Most of these, especially the latter, are untrue. What is true, is he is an insane, psychotic mercenary, with a love of all things colorful and explosive.

During his time, he was contacted by the, better known as the Grox Followers. They wanted to turn him into a super soldier, but he would not go for it. However, as he had an obsessive love for Queen, the Grox Followers hid his Queen CDS in his ship, but said they had them and would destroy them. Too lazy to get a job and buy new ones, Phase agreed. However, the operation went wrong, and his skin and the flesh beneath it died, leaving him a corpse-like look. However, he was rendered immortal.

He attempted to leave the Mercenary business, and started a relationship with another human online. While he was hesitant, due to his appearance, he found she loved him anyway, and Phase appeared to have calmed, and begun to act more sane. However, year later, Phase would be struck a crippling blow, when his wife died, and he remained immortal. Unable to cope with it, he berried himself in the mercenary business.

Joining the Ugandalorians
"I'll exterminate you all! I will leave none of you breathing! More. More. More bodies. More Tarmealox Bodies!"

- Phase-Hunter

During a brief slip of time, Phase-Hunter fought alongside the Ugandalorians, and dispersed an enemy of theirs. Receiving high honor, he was accepted into their clan, and even married one of the females. At first, he thought he could relax, raise a family, and become a farmer.

It's unknown what happened next, but during a battle against the, both Phase and his wife where captured by Follower forces. Finding Phase to be the warrior that slipped out of their grasp, it's unknown what happened next, but she was brutally tortured and killed. Phase escaped, after brutally killing every Grox Follower within the Dungeon ship with his own hands, stomping their corpses to putrid pieces of gore, or tearing them apart with his clawed hands.

He later had his second wife buried near Mt. Kozpek on Ugandalore, and then disappeared. When the Ugandalorians found the ship, they immediately excommunicated Phase from the Clans, finding his behavior dishonorable. He cared little. He had now lost 2 women he loved, and went down a dark path of depravity and violence, burying himself in psychosis and sexual conduct.

Enlightenment War
"You didn't think you could get rid of me that easy? I'm here to help, y'know? The Betty White still has a few tricks up her sleeve, and with those upgrades, I'll do even better! We're gonna blow those Kashriinox into the core!"

- Phase right before the invasion of the Kashriinox Base

During the Enlightenment War, Phase-Hunter appeared to save The Lavatuft Lavern, from Ghorie and Commander Karack of the Alpha Cyber Collective. After injuring Karack serisously, then helping wound Ghorie, he helped destroy the Alpha Cyber Collective invasion force. It's unknown why he came back. Perhaps because it seemed every race had ousted him. His kind didn't care about him, he was a wanted criminal, or, perhaps he found the Grox Followers marching towards Ugandalore again, and would not allow the only people who had accepted him past his disgusting, skinless features, and had welcomed him as a brother and husband, to fall to the Grox Forces.

While the Clan where against including such a vile outcast,, who had meet Phase on many missions, and knew he was a good man at heart, waved his exile, and allowed him to fight. Perhaps because he had finally conquered his anger, he did not brutally kill the Grox Followers in the same manner he had before. He even helped save a group of Federation clones pinned by enemy fire, getting his arm shoot off before he successfully destroyed the Dronox Gunner station.

He then invaded the Kashriinox Base. With the allies. Afterward, he was awarded the Title of Captain for his service to Alliance of Enlightenment. After this, he began to feel more attached to them, and was adopted by Barda Clett into the Clan of Clett, re-teaching him honor and love again.

After the was formed, Phase would join it, becoming a Rally-master Commander within it, and, honorary Super Commando when the situation called for it.

Attero Dominatus
"We'll kill it all! We'll kill it all! And we'll kill it now!"

- Phase on the fall of the Drakodominatus Tyranny

During the Attero Dominatus war, Phase first fought against the Drakodominatus Tyranny in the Milky Way, having already arrived there since the final battle of the Great Deceiver. Trough some unknown means, he gained a huge lothing of the Tyranny's Horsemen of Destiny, According to Phase himself, he eventually came to blows with the Horsemen's leader, the Overseer Pestilon Nephillheim, though it is unknown if this is true, since both would have only escaped the battle with minor injuries.

Like many who where part of the Ugandalorian Clans, Phase-Hunter joined after receiving the call of the Ugandalore, something he vowed to listen to at all times and to heed the call. With many other Ugandalorians, he journeyed to Mirus again in what would be called the Great Crusade. Joining with his Clan-brothers and sisters, he was made a rally-master, and told by Barda himself to keep himself in line. It is rumored that is was Phase who killed Pestilon Nephillheim during the battle of Terminus, after the Sindar killed off the other Horsemen.

More coming soon!

Return of Them
"THEY, so threatening in it's vagueness, are threatening my Clan, and I will fight for my family no matter what."

- Phase to Barda.

Coming soon!

Gigaquadratic Conflicts
"Kill! Maim! Burn! All of it! YEEHAH!"

- Phase chasing some traitor Olympians during the Gigaquadrantic Conflicts

As a newly christened Rally-Master, Phase was called forth by his Ugandalore to assist in the latest war preparations. As W'tze and his team went to the Mikly Way to battle the rogue Raptorians/Raptoraneans known as the Craving Artists, Phase went along uninvited, not caring about Okagg's treats to kick him unto space. Later, when the Mikly Way colonies of the UAE were cut of from the rest, Phase showed a side of his personality that was rarely seen, actually managing to keep the UAE together when even W'tze, Si'daal and Kyaan were struggeling to do so. All while killing those who dared to attack the Alliance.

Due to his surprising effectiveness, W'tze and Oskel arranged that a group of Olympians would be cloned from Phase's DNA. They are known as - Peacebringers of The Hunter -, but unofficially also by many other names, including the "Queen's Bridegrooms" and the "Angels of Psychopathy", a play on the two famous Raptoranean Olympians known as the Queen's Children and the Angels of Escacy, and the "Pony Riders", named after the favorite steeds of Phase's gene-sons; genetically-enhaced ponies egineered from those of the Horsemen of Destiny.

Phase thus starting referring to himself as the God-Emperor of Awesome, though was discouraged by his friends from doing so publically.

Personality
"I don't want to Love and Tolerate. I want to smash your head open with a Fucking battle Axe."

- Phase-hunter on his views of haters.

Phase commonly appears psychotic. He apparently suffers from schizophrenia, has little control over his sexual conduct, and is generally abusive. However, deep in his core, is a being who actually cares for those around him. While he has a dirty sense of humor, and a twisted look on reality, he respects his friends' wives, never making a pass at them or saying anything inappropriate to them. He displays extreme passion when it comes to defending those he values, constantly putting his life on the line so as to defend friends, and even those who he doesn't know.

While he has a tendency to be impatient, and appears to think more with his heart then with his head, Phase is a compassionate, if mentally disturbed, human, who genuinely loves his new extended family with the UAE. He is even thankful to them for giving him the Peacebringers, a group of UAE Olympians based on his genetic makeup. Calling them his sons, Phase seems willing to do anything to keep them safe.

Phase loves British rock and roll of the 70's and 80's, but seems most drawn to the band Queen, and he seems to worship the lead singer. Perhaps, thanks to his raddled state of mind, he interprets God and Freddie as the same. No one really knows the truth behind his obsession. He also has a love for the cartoon show known as My Little Pony, as well as several human animated "seriesies", as he puts it. However, he commonly mixes up characters, their roles, and abilities, either on purpose or on accident.

He also displays a surprising amount of intelligence, being quite effective at military strategy, planning, and also is able to speak French, German, Japanese, and, in his words "British" fluently. Phase-Hunter hints sometimes that he may be bisexual, though he appears far more attracted to females. As he says The Bigger they are, the harder I am.

Armour
"Chicks dig my armour. And My sexiness. And just about everything about me."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase's armor is built into his flesh, giving him a cybernetic, skeletal look. The suit is connected to him via an advanced telepathic and neural system, meaning the suit and he can "feel" each other.

The Armor, like Phase, can regenerate, and Phase can change it's appearance to suit his needs. It often sparkles blue with electricity, especially just before and after teleporting, or after taking a dire hit.

The suit can communicate with Phase, and often talks to him via a telepathic hive-mind shared by the 2. The suit offers him advice, and, most of the time, berates him for going on his path of vengeance, and not trying to find someone else to love. It does however, care for Phase, not just because it depends on him to survive.

The Blades on his shoulders also have ability reconstruct themselves wings on his shoulders.

Appearance
"I'm hot. Alright. You don't need skin to be hot, m'kay? Just look at me and how many ladies I've snagged."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter has very little skin left. Most of it appears to have decayed from his flesh, and, as such, his muscle and other tissues that appear under his skin are open for all to see.

While in battle, the plates of his armor close up, and his body becomes more armored and protected, not that he really needs it.

As of the first Year of the Gigaquadrantic Conflicts, Phase's "faice" as he put it, had recovered enough for him to grow moustache. He believes it has risen his manly levels by 20%. It kinda did.

Voice
"It can't be that bad!"

- Phase, after a victim shot himself to escape Phase's singing.

Phase-Hunter's voice is reedy and lyrical, and is said to sound of death, misery, and cupcakes. His voice constantly flocculates from light and happy, to deep and psychotic.

Despite this, he's actually a good singer. To some extent.

Abilities
"I'm just burning through the skies, at 200 degrees of pure sexiness!"

Phase displays rapid regeneration and expertise with most human and Ugandal weapons, carrying assault rifles, Uzis, several swords, and a high powered sniper rifle. Phase is extremely fast and agile, and even without his armor, can take hits that would shatter must humans. Phase is extremely fast on his feet, and despite being a human, can out-distance most other, better fit races. Phase has extreme strength, as he was once recorded "pimp-slapping" an epic, which stunned it greatly...right before it stepped on him.

One of his most potent abilities seems to enter an enraged "burning Form". In it, his skin smooth over, becoming pure jet black, and new scars and marking open, these burning with fire and energy. Fire seems to randomly generate from his form at times, and his eyes glow pure blue. While his defensive abilities, and his regeneration, seems to weaken in this state, his speed, strength, and power go drastically up, making him capable of tearing through most foes with his bare hands. However, Phase seems to lose control of his actions, and, indeed, suffers memory loss while going through this. His armor also seems to use it's energy reserves, so it, naturally, tires him out extremely afterward.

Using his armor, he can scan enemies for weaknesses and names, and teleport across the field using electricity. He can manipulate the forces of gravity around his armor to achieve mock flight. He claims to also be able to make a sonic blast of lightning while in the air called "The Quickening Rainboom".

Phase has an unusually high libido, though has expert control over it.

Phase, despite his rough, reedy voice, is actually an accomplished singer, singing songs to inspire his troops to fight. Or annoy people. He displays expertise with the guitar, and actually constructed his own. His favorite pass time is shredding in public, wherever his random teleporting takes him.

Phase, since being around Ugandals for so long, displays similar abilities, being able to absorb another essence user's powers, strengths, and memories via decapitation. He chooses rarely to do this. It is unknown why.

Phase displays encyclopedic knowledge of Queen's music and My Little pony characters as well. But is that really important?....yes...yes it is. He is also aware that he is a fictional character.

Equipment
Phase-Hunter is armed with twin Katanna, used to slice through enemies at high speed. The Katannas have the ability to regenerate from dulling. He also has twin SMGs, small enough to allow him to pull them out and use them in any given situation. The bullets are modified to pierce any enemy. He also has a powerful Battle Axe, modified for slashing and crushing armor and bone. The Axe releases an energy field briefly, electrocuting anything that it comes in contact with.

He also, for rare long distance assassination missions, carries a sniper rifle he named in honor of Alec Baldwin, named "Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle". The weapon has modified rounds for piercing targets at high velocity, and can tear limbs off.

Nicknames for his weapons
"I got a Princess and Queen. Both are hungry for blood!"


 * Sword 1 - Celestia (As in Princess Celestia)
 * Sword 2 - Mercury (As in Freddie Mercury)
 * Claymore - Rebecca (The name of his first wife.)
 * Battle Axe - Bloody red special
 * His twin SMGs - Crazy little thing called death/Good old-fashioned killer boy.
 * Sniper Rifle - Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
 * Shotgun - Cupcake.
 * Guitar - Luna von Bismarck of the Clan Macleod. (He was drunk when he named it.)

[[File:Green face.png]] Other insane beings
''Ahh, lookie! Brethren to share in my insanity!''


 * Zakton - Crazy? I like crazy!
 * The Peacebringers - Let us spread friendship, murder, sex, and Queen wherever we go my boys! There's no stopping usss! Ahahaahah!
 * - You are like the Twilight Sparkle to my awesome-Princess Celestia-like stature in the alliance. I expect you to continue what I have started with the Peacebringers.
 * Ereto Wilson - My little psychopath.
 * - Brother.

[[File:Blue face.png]] Friends
''Your almost as awesome as Freddie Mercury. Actually, no, your not. Not even close.''


 * Zilafireous - Don't you torture me enough? Now your in my world?
 * Barda Clett - ...Thank you, friend...
 * King Brygon - So you're a mix of a lot of races huh? You part Human?
 * Forbila Clett - Enjoy your love, Bard.
 * W'tze - You where once human? Cool...
 * Ajaar'Magnos - Can Spode sing like Freddie? Nope!
 * Sevaron - You will never understand the burden immortality demands.
 * Scorhor - Fun!
 * Fidrix - Bo-oring!
 * First Wife - We don't need forever. We had...one sweet moment. And that was more than enough...
 * Second Wife - You touched my heart, and changed my world forever, dear

[[File:Blue face.png]] neutral
1 Miiiillion brohooves for you.


 * Admiral Brony-fellow - /) Brohoof!! Wait, How do I say /)? Is that possible??! Aww, who gives a shit about psychics.
 * Queen Sexy'daal - Oskel you lucky man, you! I'd tap dat too, though.
 * Lavern the lavy lav person - Not another one...
 * Riffrex - I was aware of our being fictional characters first, bub.
 * Spore culty thingie - Cult, plz! I should hailed as your founding ruler.
 * Sexy's Dum Husband - You still have someone to love...
 * - My old race. My only ties being Queen and the cartoon horses I enjoy. However, I wish them luck in their little crusade of unification. Not that I really care.
 * Niyra - Yeager? Can you like, bite your thumb and turn into Godzilla? Does he do that in the show...?
 * - My, my. Aren't we an angry little dinosaur.

[[File:Blue face.png]] Enemies
''Another one bites the dust. You bite the dust.''


 * Dark Something-rather - He's one nasty fella.
 * Pestilon Nephillheim - I'll show your dead corpse how to ride a pony!
 * Ghetsin - ''You're bat-shit insane. Like me. Not like me. Not in a good way, at least.
 * Dark Hunter - A Sombrero is you! Or Sombra. Or Spacegodzilla. Whichever.
 * - Sie sand das essen und wir sind die jeager!
 * - Can women get that fat? Please, please tell there's gal out there with plenty of meat.
 * - O hai Lorka, how's your sex life? Psych! You don't have one. Heh heh. Virgin jokes.

Quotes from others
"I commandz U to addz ze Quote!"

- *Sigh* you know who

"Somehow, despite the fact I hate him, he's sort of grown on me."

- Barda Clett

"And THIS is why people don't take proper mercenaries seriously these days. Someone pay me to shut this guy up permanently."

- Admiral Kaios

"Completely insane. But...Hrm. I think there's a reason for it. A logic to his madness. Gah! If i didn't know better i'd think he had contact with a major EDBE!"

- Ortior Iklas

"And now...your death is marked."

- Khazurhal Angazhar

"Hurry up and die will ya? I'm sort of craving human flesh now."

- Queen Si'daal

"So..damn...ANNOYING!!!"

- King Lavern

"And then they say I'm crazy. Yeah? Woohoo? This guy is like 10 times more crazy then I am. I might actually reduce that to 5. Or 1. Or actually I might be more crazy. All those possibilities! They all make my head spin!"

- Zakton

"Nice weapon collection. Don't worry when Zakton steals something out of it, though, I'll get it back for you...If you ever learn to shut up! If you don't, I'll kick you out of the airlock. And that's a promise."

- Okagg

"I only like Queen. I don't worship them, you insane zombie monkey."

- Niyra

Q/A section
A&Q

Ask Phase-Hunter anything. If your crazy enough.

Quotes from himself
"I'm a murderer, in murdering world. Blood and Gore, it's fantastic! Oh I'm the Ninth Doctor now! FantasticFantasticFantastic!!!!"

"There are many insane freak shows on this wiki, and I'm not even talking Characters yet. I'm looking at you ZF"

"There can be only references!"

- Phase Hunter on his exsistence.

"My little victim! My little victim! You used to wonder how painful this could be, now you're about to share it's bloodshed with me! kidnapping, It was an simple feat, and now your death makes it all complete!" "For any women who says she can't stand the company of a man, or something to that extent, most obviously, most certainly as not meant me! Heck, I'll show you ladies why some call me "Mr. Fahrenheit", Super-sonic Man, and Big One."

- Phase-Hunter, bragging

"Something here about Queen and Ponies. My obligation is fulfilled, baby."

"What I learned today. If someone makes fun of your favorite show...take them to a secluded shed or cabin in the woods...and...oh boy. They won't be talking back for awhile...or breathing."

"There have only been five kisses in the universe considered the greatest, and I have given 2 of them."

"I collect many things. Lego Constraction robots, colorful horses, the The Heads of my enemies!!"

"I may seem stupid, but that's only because I am."

"I don't wanna sleep! I wanna make pop culture references."

"Give me your fat-bottomed girls, and watch as I smash your little kings in my hands!"

"You know, for a dude, you look good. Like, when your dieing. Like, right now, with me stabbing you with Freddie Mercurcy and Celestia. Hiel ze sun goddess and the rock god of awesome!"

"Bloody hell, how many damn super soldiers we got here? I'm a bloody super soldier for Cartoon horses' sake."

"Favorite? The most insane one of course!"

- Phase on any series' character he likes the best.

"Once, I got drunk and screwed a chick I didn't know. It's the same as I normally do things, except I was drunk."

- Phase on weekends

"Silly women, ain't no such thing as the walk'o shame with me. I'm the greatest mistake you've ever made."

Themes

 * Don't Stop me Now - Fits his over-active, often very sexually active nature.
 * Fat-bottomed Girls - Fits his preferred form of Lady.