User talk:MasterMachine

Please designat to whom you are talking when you send an incoming transmission. Thank You!

Again, welcome! -- Wormulon (Talk) 15:59, January 10, 2011

Incoming Transmissions from the Friendly Republic of the Asgord and the Iteok Khereg to the Meta
"Hello! We are the FRA. We saw your advert on the only Universal Newspaper we have! You are all so cute, with you colorful lights and everything, can we ally you? Maybe you could visit our spas and our wonderful empire while you're at it! Also, if the Iteok threaten you, because they love to kill, don't worry! We'll give their allies, the Terries a few Million Kron so that they can tell the Iteok not to attack you! Ok, bye! Come visit us in Kane'es! Not now, though, maybe in a few months?"

- Diplomat Lezia of the FRA

"*Looks at you with an angry face* You dear put an advert on a Universal Newspaper promoting your absolutely BORING AND PATHETIC Empire which has barely any technology? BAH! YOU ARE INCREDIBLY PATHETIC! Even more than the Tahars! We have taken many worlds, from empires far stronger than yours! So, keep your pathetic ads out of our empire, or we will DEMOLISH YOU!!!"

- Emperor Toragh 9 of the Iteok Khereg

Irskaad - Talk to me - Respect the Kraw and their Galaxy! - Date and Time: 09:15, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

*From the Iteok Khereg*

"OBSOLETE??? WHAT??? You are by far the worst empire we ever laid our eyes on! You're even worse than the Loron or the Xhodocto! I predict you aren't going to live for a Year, so give up. All I want to do right now is burn those pathetic trees and launch Magnetic Gravity Missiles (They cause wormholes) on your planets! You know what? I'll let someone else destroy you. Possibly the Xarik-Radux..."

- Emperor Toragh 9 of the Iteok Khereg

(Iteok are angry... They're always like that towards people they think are "Pathetic".)

Irskaad - Talk to me - Respect the Kraw and their Galaxy! - Date and Time: 16:34, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming transmission from the Terridor Federation to the Nobi Nations of Drenol
"Hello. We are the Terridor Federation. We just found your empire through a sonar we sent, and we would like to ask you, would you give us more information about Yourselves? Your Galaxy looks cool."

- Emperor Valxarx of the Terridor Federation

Irskaad - Talk to me - Respect the Kraw and their Galaxy! - Date and Time: 18:02, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from House Xarikuz
''Hah! Hahahaha! I heard someone mention Us, and look what is this, pathetic, just pathetic, and You Meta think You can last long? You think You can simply use peaceful talk on everyone? And You think it will always Work? Especially with Warmongering Races and Xhodocto? and You say You have no need for technology? I swear, if some warmongerer comes and attacks You, You wouldn't last for long, and even if You can, I doubt it, You're useless, but shall We have Your Race scarred for life? Or shall We consider the purification of Your Planets? Because We would really show You how things would normally work around this Galaxy, from a Warmongerer's point of View.''

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

 R17  They will know fear...    22:41, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

''Ooh, like thats gonna' work all the time, when it isn't! And You think talks of peace are effective always, there are those who will never ever accept it at all, besides, You can just stop talking about the fact that You are peaceful and that You don't want any trouble when the others do, and You think You can stop us with useless words? and You think we would gladly accept anything from You? Just stay away from Us and the Iteok, or any Warmongerer for that matter.''

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

 R17  They will know fear...    04:16, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Shut up I don't need any of Your pathetic information, We'll just show that You cannot simply do what You said You will do when someone attacks all the time, DIE!!!

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

(Nothing personal against You okay?)

 R17  They will know fear...    23:39, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Does Your underestimation of others and Your annoying and irritating personality know NO BOUNDS?! and do You think You can really do such a thing so easily?! WE SHALL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DIE!!!!!!!

- (I'm so bored of writing this Guy's name repeatedly)

 R17  They will know fear...    02:05, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

We are still capable of finding You, You may run, but You cannot hide, and trying to make allies with the TIAF and Our soon-to-be Allies the Shillites eh?

- (You know who this is already, and I am too bored of writing it all over and over again)

 R17  They will know fear...    04:32, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

'''AAAARRGH! FORGET MY LAST STATEMENT! WE OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR! YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM US OR ESCAPE SO EASILY! YOUR INSULTS AND PERSONAL ATTACKS THROUGH PROPAGANDA AND NEWS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! YOUR EXISTENCE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO US TO BE TOLERATED! WE MUST KILL YOU! HOUSE XARIKUZ OUT!''' *House Xarikuz has stopped sending any further messages*

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr (Finally)

 R17  They will know fear...    04:43, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

(House Xarikuz responds again)

''We shall not attack, UNDER ONE CONDITION! YOU SHALL NOT ACCEPT AID FROM THE TIAF! YOU SHALL NOT BOMBARD THE NEWS WITH HATRED AGAINST US! AND MOST OF ALL, YOU SHALL ACCEPT AID AND STUFF LIKE THAT EVEN MORE FROM THE SHILLITE EMPIRE! AND WE SHALL NOT DEVASTATE YOUR WORLDS! AND YOU SHALL GET TO KEEP YOUR BELOVED BELONGINGS! ITS A SHAME THOUGH! I WOULD HAVE ENJOYED SEEING YOU DIE! BUT WHO CARES?!! IF YOU AGREE THEN YOUR LIVES ARE SPARED!!!!''

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

 R17  They will know fear...    05:40, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

'''BLACKMAIL?!! YOU HAVE INSULTED US FOR THE LAST TIME! THE MARCH OF DOOM SHALL STILL COME TO YOU AS IT CAME TO THE KRAW GALAXY! IF YOU WERE SO WISE TO ACCEPT OUR DEMANDS IN RETURN FOR NEUTRALITY YOU WOULDN'T HAVE INSULTED US!!!!!!!'''

- (Too lazy to post name)

 R17  They will know fear...    05:59, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

'''SORRY CANNOT BE USED! AS THERE IS NO APOLOGIZING FOR HOUSE XARIKUZ! ONLY OUR DESIRE FOR YOUR DEATH! AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU SPREADING THE WORDS OF HATE AGAINST US THEN I SHALL GO AND HAVE YOUR GUUUUUUUUTSSSSS!!!!! DELICIOUS ALIEN GUTS!!!!!'''

- (Too lazy to post name)

 R17  They will know fear...    06:23, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission From Shillite Empire of Nihl, The Dark Entropy
Ah...welcome to the First Gigaquadrant, we are of the great and holy Shillite Empire. You seek allies, a wise choice indeed, we wish only friendship from your nation and perhaps can open diplomatic relations in time. Be forewarned, many others will seek to draw your race into webs of false friendship and protection, they are not to be trusted. Until next we speak we extend a hand and express our hope for an alliance in days to come.-Shillite Military Directorate CouncilThe Archemporer 04:37, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

So.. a war with the Xarik Radux hmm? You appear to have made powerful enemies, and friends. Do not heed the aid of other empires, they seek to to control and dominate you...as the "good" always do. Remember, trust none but yourselves. The Xarik-Radux are powerful, we were once their allies even, they are powerful, be cautious.-Shillite Military Directorate Council--The Archemporer 04:26, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

We have mislead you sligtly, rather, not been upfront. The TIAF will help you, as they have others before you, alas, they have enemies... powerful enemies. To be practical it woudl be wise to distance yourself from them, we can try to use our diplomatic leverage to slow down the Xarik-radux attack with soem excuses to ready a fleet agaisnt you to buy time as a token of good faith if you are so pleased. the TIAF are not to be trusted, after they save you form the Radux they will demand unwavering loyalty of your people, as do all tyrants. Do not make that mistake. -Shillite Military Directorate Council--The Archemporer 05:03, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the TIAF
''Hello, Meta, this is the TIAF, a peaceful republic fighting unjustified violence and war. We have intercepted Xarik-Radux transmissions going to you that have detailed you going to war with them. We must warn you: without the right technology, it will impossible to fight them off. We have studied your race, and you do not have that technology. However, we do. We are an enemy of the Xarik-Radux, so we will help you. If you wish, we can send fleet of our best battleships to defend you while you evacuate. We can also send some of our new BioShips to transport your "Forestmind" to a safe location. Send your response swiftly.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

''Warning for the Meta! Do not listen to the Shillites! We are a free republic! We don't demand unwavering loyalty, we only encourage it. Disunity is the greatest threat to universal peace, which the Shillites are trying to implant in your minds! They have allied the XR, have abandoned you in favor of the XR, and are now trying to turn you against us! We have recordings of the transmissions that detail the Shillites' treachery, which we can disclose to you if you wish.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

Did I forget to point out...
Not all, not every single Conversation can be intercepted, especially if it is kept hidden, like the Xarik-Radux (Which I forgot to point out) and, possibly, the Shillites (I have yet to ask ArchemporerRamis about this), so I want to say that House Xarikuz Transmissions to another empire that isn't Yours cannot be intercepted, it would be very hard to do so, and don't forget, some, if not most Empires have at least some technology that at least prevents communications interceptions and stuff like that, to prevent their "Enemies" from finding out, and that may count the Shillites and Xarik-Radux, sorry for this, but I'm just pointing out.

Talk to Me and if possible, You can ask Ghelae about the non-interceptability of certain Conversations and stuff like that.

 R17  They will know fear...    08:46, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

RE:Can I?
So, you read the Taldar? Like it? :P You can put it in the Trivia section, that's fine. I did it using some code I added to my user page. Code I used- '''This user is sexy. For a user who is not sexy, go here. If you feel you are not sexy, go here.''' -- 16:22, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, it does take a huge amount of effort to get as complex as Taldar, it's true :P Thanks for liking, oh and np for the code, it's part of my job on wikis. What is your sporepedia name?-- 16:37, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

New Section
I guess that's fine, feel free to add it. Did you like the page, btw? It's getting re-done :P -- The   Mushrum King  06:26, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

I want to say something
Dear MasterMachine.

I've already had enough of the recent events, and some Users being unnecessarily rude, cruel, mean and evil towards Me, as well as the fact that only a few people seem to care about Me and that some things are going too far for Me, and various other problems, such as My Evil Cousin vandalizing My UserPage and My problem of taking fictions too seriously, and I am getting tired of it.

Meet Me at IRC, SFR, Inglipnomicon or Spore Create, I won't be here anymore, goodbye

Your friend, R17rFunny.

 R17  They will know fear...    09:27, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

Erip Relief Effort Main Office
If you wish to contact us about the Erip Relief Effort, do so here. Thank you for helping our efforts. -Head of the Relief Efforts of Erip Nova Disaster. Hi, it's me MasterMachine Commune with me, if you dare 03:26, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hail Nobi Nations of Drenol,

''We saw your pledge of dire need on the new editon of the Sporewiki news. As good fortune or luck would say it, a small folly of Rambo Nation ships are mere hours away from the side as we studied this nova. The follly consists out of a Galaxy V2 class, one Olympic Class Medical ship and 3 Anteras Class Cargo Ships, they can aid you with finding survivors and will provide free medical aid to the ones whom are badly injured and will also provide them with the food they are missing. We really would want to aid you in this difficult matter as the Empress also approved it. Though we would refuse any payment for it as it is against our morals''.

Rambo Nation Senate out.

Hail Nobi Nations of Drenol,

''We are happy to help and we accept your offer of an alliance. We hope this effort will improve galactic relations and trade throughout the first gigaquadrant. And yes, we are sure we do not want any payment, the honor of an alliance is already great enough. Aiding those in needs is in our eyes should be out of free will and moral, for payment it sounds more like bountyhunters and pirates. None the less, our ships have arrived and are already searching, though the event seems disastrous, reports are coming in from lifeless planets. Where can we deliver the refugees?''

Rambo Nation Senate out.

Hail Nobi Nations of Drenol,

''It has been a few days and we wondered if there were many survivors located and if the few ships that aided you performed to what you expected of them? Also we wondered if we could provide any aid whatsoever further in the aftermath of the nova. ''

Rambo Nation out

Hail Nobi Nations of Drenol,

''We will head you advise, and we are sorry to hear that our ships have vanished though they went missing in action, something that is very honorable. Though the expanding nebula is a shocking and unsuspecting news. Though be assured, we will not intervere. If you need any assistance please let us know. ''

Rambo Nations Senate out.

- Dinoman82  - Long live the Rambo!  16:12, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hi
Hi MasterMachine, I have two questions, what do you think about me and what does your fiction think my fiction, the Bearian Nations Space Command? I know they're like the UNSC from Halo, but I made them to show how much of a Halo fan I am. BNSCLeader -  Talk Channel  20:06, January 24, 2011 (UTC) Thanks, I like your fiction, the Meta and the Nobi, too!!! And it the BNSC sends this transmission to both the Meta and Nobi:

"Greetings Meta Empire and Nobi Empire, I'm BNSC Diplomat Handal Redeal, from the Bearian Nations Space Command, and we've seen your empires, we love how the Meta think and how the Nobi are a great empire, so we ask, do you like to create an alliance?"

- Handal Redeal of the BNSC

BNSCLeader -  Talk Channel  23:51, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

Returning
Alright, okay, good, and I will try not to make a rage blog.

 R17  They will know fear...    09:46, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

Transmission from the FRA
"Hello, Meta. You know, your history makes some of us cry, I saw PM Kala'Talia walking out of her house just crying, and she told all the reporters: "Poor Meta... Some had to shrink themselves!", Maybe we could help you? Food, Technology, Diplomacy, Genetics, you name it. Also, I saw on this Iteok Channel, It was in Itekol, and I am one of the few Asgordians who understands Itekol, it said that the Iteok Khereg were planning on attacking you alongside the "Kuzarik-Radukuz" within a timeframe of 1 month-2 years. If you need protection, don't ask us, because we don't have weaponry. Ok, bye, have a good time!"

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

Irskaad - Talk to me - Respect the Kraw and their Galaxy! - Date and Time: 18:38, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

"Glad we can help! I thought you hated technology, but we will help you anyways. Ok, we shall helping each species of Meta we know. we will start in alphabetical order, Aro, how would you like some Pills that make your descendants slightly bigger? We tested it, it works. Afer around 10 Generations you'll be our size! And don't worry about food, we'll send some patikoulos there! Ok, next up, Iro, you look like you could use some Technology for farming, breeding and hunting! We have plenty of stuff, so go ahead, ask us! Next, Oro, You look like you could use heaters and coats to live in the winters, we have "Alzia" Coats, which are warm, and "Meganon" Heaters, which can heat an entire house by 10 Kantros! And finnaly, Uro, want some video games and Visual Devices? And some VR as well? They can entertain you when you're resting and such. Ok, is that good enhough help? If you need more, just ask!"

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

Irskaad - Talk to me - Respect the Kraw and their Galaxy! - Date and Time: 11:23, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

"Thank you! We are sending everything you requested as we speak!"

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

Irskaad - Talk to me - Respect the Kraw and their Galaxy! - Date and Time: 12:50, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

Reply
The KGGC are in seclusion. They will not take anything from anyone until 404 KRE. Also, the KGGC is planning to join the Terridor Federation if they are attacked during seclusion, which is likely going to happen in the House Xarikuz March of doom.

Irskaad - Talk to me - Respect the Kraw and their Galaxy! - Date and Time: 14:07, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission
''Greetings, Remlap. Unfortunately, the Senate has decided to decline your proposal. However your transmission did inform us of the Nobi Nations intentions, with the use of our spies, we should be able to find out information without the loss of any of our planets. If your rebellion touchs a single word of Cyrannus, then you will find a Republic Fleet baring down upon you.''

President Apollo of the URC

meta colonies
feel free i read your fiction & it was awesome. --Twinkyberries 21:05, February 7, 2011 (UTC)