Fiction:Seven Starr Alliance/Original/Archive 1

TimeMaster reporting! -Kcch- X Fighter v 2.1 requesting permission to orbit. -Kcch- The Seven Starr Alliance has declared war on all types of vandals and is currently frying them with lasers and bombing them. If any other empire could help our cause that would be greatly appreciated. -Kcch- —Preceding signed comment added by TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 20:44, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Stuart98 of the Filta reporting! -Kcch- Filtagob v 1.0 requesting permission to orbit. -Kcch- We have maximum stats. When Galactic equipment that allows us to get out of our space-ship is avaible on the galactic market we will be some of the best fighters in the galaxy. However, we prefer to be blue as opposed to red. Our resources are always being stolen. We wish to join The Seven Starr Alliance and put a stop to vandals! robostuart@gmail.com 00:39, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Wormulon representitive of the DCP reporting! -Kcch- The DCP will stock up on all the latest technologies to fight evil trolls and vandals! BZZZZ

OluapPlayer reporting! -Kcch- Spinking X requesting permission to orbit. -Kcch- The Spinker Empire will gadly help on the battle against any kind of vandalism! All vandals will be destroyed on sight! '-Kcch-

TimeMaster signing in! -Kcch- X Fighter v 2.2 requesting permission to orbit. -Kcch- Apparently, a god of the galaxy has joined us in our fight against the vandals. It is true! OluapPlayer will definitely ban some vandals we trap. Right? '-Kcch-

Wormulon reporting in! -Kcch- DCP in orbit. The DCP's best engineers has created the new kcaBlloR super tool! Vandals yer wasting your time! -Kcch-

Flaps requesting permission to orbit. -Kcch- We are Omnipotent Life-Beings traveling this strange and large galaxy, -Kcch- and we love to exterminate vandals more than anything.-Kcch- We would be honored to join your cause.

Zagorian representitive of the Zikvemta reporting! -Kcch- Ztarflyer requesting permission to orbit. -Kcch- Our talking like this is not dorky at all! -Kcch- 15:42, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Zagorian representitive of the Zikvemta reporting! -Kcch- Ztarflyer requesting permission to orbit. -Kcch- Me made a pretty badge for the Seven Starr Alliance members! Get it here! -Kcch- 18:07, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Tythberious Maexillos emperor of the Maxolian Tecti reporting we will crush your puny Alliance we are 1,118 planets strong and growing Maxolia out.

''-Kkccchhh-it would appear as though we have received a declaration of war! all Fighters, prepare for combat!!! As soon as I can, I shall begin a recruitment drive to rally all those who would play Spore. -Kkccchhh- ''Message received from Captian Zaco

Maxolia Has sent you a Xursa Ti Jamna Which galactic arm are you in, Maxolia Out-Tythberious Maexillos

We are scattered around the galaxy and have access to wormholes which allow us to access eachother's bases. I am in the area around Zaonaiko. Captian Zaco, signing out!

Scattered you say, that is a weakness to exploit Zaco and you shown are the only belligerents-Tythberious Maexillos

KccK Captain Kilnok reporting! Many overconfident and even ignorant species thought they could have destroyed the DCP, but the DCP is still undefeated. I have thousands of destroyers waiting for battle in defense of the Seven Star Alliance, and that is just a tiny ammount of my massive fleet! Kilnok OUT! - 15:12, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

-Kcch- thank you Kilnok. I have produced a new type of training ship for the S.S.A. It is called the SSA training ship, please download it!

It would seem you are the overconfident we have over a thousand planets and you only have a third of that and our military ranges in the billions in one system-User:Tytheberious Maexillos|Tythberious Maexillos]]

''-Kcch- Correction: the DCP has a third of your empire, however the S.S.A., counting only the DCP and the Zaconic dividsion, has 1,500 sectors, with an average of 10-25 inhabited planets per sector. My personal military includes several trillion soldiers and piolets, as well as three supercruizers, each of which are roughly the size of the DCP's homeworld of Mirenton. So you need to reconsider this declaration of war. Just saying, I don't mind crushing you. After all, the Groxidae division of our galaxy was far too easy, they have no tactical skill whatsoever. Good day, Captian Zaco-Kcch-'' Message received from Captian Zaco on 9/05/09, Earth time.

-KccK- The DCP also has strong alliances with the most powerful species around the galaxy. You have declared war on the S.S.A, something you will regret! Prepare for the invasion force to your best colonies! -KccK- Wormulon 19:41, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Unwise i think you are the only ones that will surrender for we have a new super weapon, our maxolian super mutants- standing 18 ft tall, enough strength to throw one of your cruisers a mile, and a max speed of 123 mph. the tecti has sectors in every arm and we are well on our way to conquer the universe-Tythberious Maexillos

Oh zaco I have just conquered 1,000 planets in each arm which brings my empire to about 8 to 9 thousand systems, goodbye cretins-Tythberious Maexillos

A personal insult! ''-Kcch- messgae transmission to S.S.A. headquarters and the Zeaconian homeworld of Zeacon. message to follow.-Kccchhh-''My friends, a fool by the name of Tythberious Maexillos has declared war upon the Seven Starr Alliance, an alliance founded by, and under the protection of, ME. Grand Admiral Zaco Vexis Infinito, patriarch of the Zaoso Aquaris, and in result the entire Zeaconian race. I ask now for the assiatance of the ZKF, the royal fleet of Zeacon. To me bretheren! Let us end this vile beast of a man! as so many before him!!!-Kccchhh- preceding message received from Captian Zaco.-Kcch- End Transmission.

-KccK-What? How dare someone declare war on our alliance! This fool must pay for his crimes! -KccK- Message receaved from the Spinker Empire

-KccK- This is Admiral Ramgorio of Rambo Command and Rambo Nation. We have recieved your transmission. After a debating by the Rambo Council we have diceded to support you Captian Zaco. I have ordered the combined 8th and 12th Fleet to you position under command of our respected and most experient Captain Ramcard, the Fleet will stand under his command and his flagship shall be the USS Dallas.

They will arrive in a few hours to you position. We hope you can hold your position. Captain Ramcard will report to you when he has arrived. Rambo Command and Admiral Ramgorio out -Kcck- Rambo Nation Dinoman82 07:49, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

-KcccKccK- This is Captain Ramcard, Fleet Captain of the 8th and 12th Fleet of Rambo Nation. I have arrived with our fleet to assist and protect the Seven Starr Alliance. I am awaiting your instructions. Rambo Nation Dinoman82 -Kcck-

-Kcch- ''this is Captian Zaco. I request that you move to coordinates Zaonoic-548-23-4. This area is currently our only vurnurable resource point. If you can succeed to defend this location, then we should be well set for any amount of attack. further breifing to be encoded and sent. Captian Zaco signing out! Kcch preceding message received from Captian Zaco. further instructions to be e-mailed.

Why don.t you just surrendur Zaco you will just exhuust your resources and you just end up in an economic depression, and I am no man I am a Maxolian.


 * Incoming message-Kcch- I have no concern for loss of resources, my people come from the radiation equivalent of a razed world! My people can survive without ANYTHING, and that is why I controll the buffer zone at the edge of the Galaxy. The Seven Starr section of the Universe is independent of all other galaxies, and you must fight past my now-indestructible defense lines to even DREAM of touching my allies! Isth'allot oh'pakon malakasht okset. Kcch Preceding message received from Captian Zaco. Translation program problems have resulted in a partial language comprehension dilemma.

Zaco our super weapons I believe to be much to great for you handle. Our new technology in mass colonization and universal reconstruction as well as cloning millenia beyond yours and our planetary shields nothing not even a planet buster can penetrate, your attacks are complete suicide, and with these techniques I conquered another 3,000 systems- making that 12,000 colonies and a new ally known as the grox and our capital deep within the center of the galaxy-Tytheberious Maexillos, oh and if you dont need resouses how do establish this military.


 * -Kcch-I have no need to attack you. and besides, why would I need something so simple as a planet buster? Really primitive. Especially to someone who witnessed the birth of this existance. the Zaoso are sub-mortal, in our words, and as such, we simply do not die. and my minion race has a twenty-day lifecycle, and grow from a kind of mineral. neither me nor my servants fear death. so why should we be concerned? even a full fleet of Sun Crushers couldn't defeat a single star cruiser of my people. with my Mega cruiser, (about the size of the star system of Sol) why sould we even care what you do? the only reason I'm even involved is because you threatened my friends and allies.-Kcch- Captian Zaco

'-kcch-' Maexillos, if your empire is as big as you boast, even your mighty fleet will be spread thinly throughout the galaxy. '-Kcck-' Wormulon 22:37, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

-KcckThis is Captain Ramcard reporting in, moving to recieved coordinates after recent instructions. Isn't there a change at peace negotiations? If you guys have ships the size of the Sol System, I don't think Rambo Nation is capable of doing anything against it??? Ramcard out -Kccck- Dinoman82 16:33, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Our military armada is hardly spread thin each of our planets have aproximately a million ships and ten uber turrets on each of them you stand no chance. well sir we have also been building with all of the power of the core and have been building with the matierial from the core it is indestructible and plentiful. and another 8,000 planets conquered about 30 along your borders.


 * -Kcch- First off, that's MY ship, the Sevanth Star thusly named because it is so large and contains a full internal economy and several planets worth of population. Secondly, even IF the Maxolians DO have all this stuff, it is of no consequence. Simply because of the fact that he does not know what galaxy we are in. I have also planted a few bogie colonies to keep his forces even more confuzed. What's more, the Galaxy Core Stone, (as we call it) is only the THIRD hardest substance in the known universe. The second are my claws. Enough said.-Kcch- preceding message received from Captian Zaco in sector Zaconic 589-043-12-6

-kcckThis is Captain Ramcard responding. Hmm, you are right about that, he has no idea were we are and since you have some surprises for him... none the less the Rambo Fleet is awaiting at the assigned position and awaiting futher instructions, reinforcements of the 11th Fleet are also on it's way. Ramcard out-kcck-dinoman82

-KccK-The DCP has battled planets many times more powerful than yours. How are your ships going to fight my cloaked vessels, I would not even have to enter your star systems, I would just destroy them with my Star killers, causing massive supernovae. You are very powerful, but the DCP are omnipotent, they live on an extra-dimensional plane, they have evolved past eating and sleeping, they are composed of pure energy. -Kcck- Wormulon 13:53, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

-Kcch- Zaconic message received and decoded on 9/11/2009 C.E. Earth time Greetings! this is admiral Nahoto of the ZKF. The Starry Skies is entering S.S.A. space, followed closely by Captian Mirack of the Sevanth Star. The Zaoso Igneus give our full support to the S.S.A. Doubled by the fact that Captian Zaco is a member. And just to tell you, Tythberious-beast, if I can survive a literal supernova burst, then I can easily withstand anything YOU can throw at me! Admiral Nahoto. -End transmission- -Kcch-

Well I can see this at a stand still so i must have our last resort we will move our planets and collaspe the core which will destroy everything you can move but you must sign our treaty to surrender if you want your empire to live and yes it can kill omnipotient beings its pure antimatter so goodbye zaco but you can sign the treaty to surrender-Supreme God Maexillos

Transmission Start Well, in the shadows, we, the Hessletife, have grown to about 700 planets, and have been developing various defenses along with all of the other members of the Seven Starr Alliance. They are fit enough to destroy up to 10,000 spacecraft, oh, and that means it can take down 10,000 of your largest ships, not just puny fighters. We have also been mobilizing our fleets, and training soldiers and being spacecraft. The core and our homeworlds are at the center of our defenses. All of our worlds have at least five uber turrets, and some have more than 500 of them. All our ships are equipped with high power shields and invisibility cloaks.

Sincerely, Ferru Gadific`Ner, Commander of the 1st Hessletife Fleet

Transmission End

-Kcch- Incoming message. ''Captian Zaco reporting. even if you destroy the core, you still cannot destroy us. Secondly, you still don't know what galaxy we're in. Your threats are hollow and pointless. the Sevanth Star and the Starry Skies are in orbital defense positions around the critical systems of my defensive zone. I cannot be defeated. And Thirdly, you are no "god". You are a m ortal being, with a finite life. I have seen the true God, and my only inhibitions are those that He has set for me. You cannot win agianst God's servant. and I was his first follower. Together we destroyed the pagan gods and all those mortals who would claim to be more. you have failed, forever.'' End transmission -Kcch- Zaco, the victor

The Maxolians have won the war hurrah the terrorists are gone Tyheberious Maexillos is the savior-Galactic newsreport


 * How can he be the hero when he was the terrorist? Is he COMPLETELY mental?!?


 * -Kcch-Zaco, I am 110% sure that is a fake. We did not find any of signals of it, and we are also perfectly fine right now.  The attack hasn't even starting.-Kcch- --Ferru Gadific`Ner, Commander of the 1st Hessletife Fleet


 * -Kcch-I think he got blown up by other empires and is too scared to attack now. HURRAH!!  HURRAH!! XD-Kcch- --Ferru Gadific`Ner, Commander of the 1st Hessletife Fleet


 * -Kcch- Yeah, I agree! I'm sorry I was so slow to respond for a while, I was using relays. I think I'm close to locating a colony of my arch enemies, the Nankorians! Wish me luck! Captian Zaco, signinig out! -Kcch-


 * -Kcch- No kidding. This dude is just a big baby. He knows we can cream him into oblivion, but he doesn't want to admit that he can't do anything. Wow. Cheezity96 out!


 * -kcck- This is Captain Ramcard, we confirm, none of our ships have been attacked. Awaiting further instructions. dinoman82


 * -Kcch- Zaco reporting. Yes, we obviously have nothing to fear from this Maexillian-thing... But I have bigger problems right now that deluded fools like him! I have identified Nankorian transmissions, WITHIN the Milky Way galaxy!!! I must move to intercept, and am currently trying to gather supplies for this mission. All ships remain on standard defense, but stay vigilent! above all, transmission code:99542. Attack all ships with this code. They are the Nekaroc beasts. The one true threat to us. Elect a temporary leader to run my section of the Alliance if you wish, but I will soon depart. If necessary, I will call for support. Zaco out! -Kcch-

'-kcchk This is Captain Ramcard reporting in, Captain Zaco we have send Captain Rambam, who commands the USS Luna to your position to aid you. We have withdrawn a part of our fleet since the attacks aren't takign place. We have recieved you code and the remaining of our fleet will stand on standard defense. Captain Ramcard out -kccchk-

Shouldn't we try to orginize the message board? Now all events are standing threw eachother? Dinomand82


 * -Kcch- Incoming transmission from sector 55429 Zaco reporting! I apologise for not reporting back sooner, but I have been letting the data sift through... I have Confirmed that the suspect colony is indeed a Nankorian advance colony, but have also sabotauged their ships, so we don't have much to worry about for a while... I have also, while letting the data sift, adpopted the Imperia_Online_Wiki and found that the Wikia founder is registered on it! Just checking back in... Captian Zaco


 * Excellent. Also I think the Grand Telosion Empire has been destroyed or something. :) -TimeMaster himself