Fiction:Phase-Hunter

"Do not deny Queen, heretic! They are the greatest of rock and roll, and you will accept them into your soul! Now, accept the awesomeness of Freddie mercury, or be slapped like a...a..urm. Like a something! Ahahah!"

- Phase-Hunter.

Phase-Hunter, other names including abomination, accident (by his parents), and going by other code names, such as "Blade Wilson", is an extremely insane, grotesque human mercenary, infamous for his love of women, especially fat-bottomed ones, and twisted, narcissistic personality. A being once hated across many cultures, he was adopted by a group of Ugandalorians into their Clan, but after his wife was killed, he forsake honor to seek a life of vengeance.

Phase-Hunter traveled the universe, killing and getting lucky, while growing to love another strange thing; ponies. He finally, after fighting in a war alongside the Ugandalorians, found his life empty and without purpose, and went to try and mend fences with them, and become part of the Clan of Clett. This has not stopped him from being anymore insane, however.

Early History
"I began life as an unforeseen accident by one crazy night between my parents, and I have turned that around, though! I am now one of the world's greatest abominations to skip across the cosmos!"

- Phase-Hunter

Phase-Hunter was born on Earth, some where in the foot-hills of Scotland, or so he claims. It's unknown how he came to be so insane, and yet, so caring at the same time, abusing and tending to his friends at the same time. However, most agree that he was a famous mercanay contracted by mnay governments for various jobs, and narrowly dodging death countless times.

Finally, he got a contract from a mysterious being, in order to be augmented. Getting sick of almost dying all the time, he agreed. What occurred was an experiment that resulted in him being made biological immortal, and able to regenerate. Realizing, after surviving an injury that would've killed him in battle, that life was better spent doing something else, he fell in life with another human, and the 2 settled for a quiet life in the quietest city on Earth, Tokyo.

However, fate, rarely, smiles on Phase, and this was no different. Returning to plague him, a rival, his own cousin in fact, returned and violated and killed his wife. Phase, enraged, was now totally shattered, and went on a search for vengeance to kill every creature involved in his wife's murder.

He then came into the brief service of the Grox Followers. He also came to love the Show My Little Pony (G4 of course).

He desperately felt the need to just die, but because of his regenerative abilities, could not. He hide this with a horrible sense of humor and perverted nature. He knew everyone hated him, yet the only one who loved him was now dead. What did the universe have left for him?

Joining the Ugandalorians
During a brief slip of time, Phase-Hunter fought alongside the Ugandalorians, and dispersed an enemy of theirs. Receiving high honor, he was accepted into their clan, and even married one of the females. At first, he thought he could relax, raise a family, and become a farmer.

However, his cousin, again, came back from the shadows, and killed his wife. Now, totally abandoning his idea of love and family, Phase entered a state where he became a cold-blooded killer, hunting his cousin, and fighting him across most of the known galaxies in the first gigaquadrant in some form.

This path of vengeance, and his dis-regard of honor, lead to him being ex-communicated by the Ugandalorians, and declared Das'Ugandaos. No longer Ugandal.

Enlightenment War
"You didn't think you could get rid of me that easy? I'm here to help, y'know? The Betty White still has a few tricks up her sleeve, and with those upgrades, I'll do even better! We're gonna bowl those Kashriinox into the core!"

- Phase right before the invasion of the Kashriinox Base

During the Enlightenment War, Phase-Hunter appeared to save The Lavatuft Lavern, from Ghorie and Commander Karack of the Alpha Cyber Collective. After injuring Karack serisously, then helping wound Ghorie, he helped destroy the Alpha Cyber Collective invasion force.

He then invaded the Kashriinox Base. With the allies. Afterward, he was awarded the Title of Captain for his service to Alliance of Enlightenment. After this, he began to feel more attached to them, and was adopted by Barda Clett into the Clan of Clett, re-teaching him honor and love again.

Attero Dominatus
"We'll kill it all! We'll kill it all! And we'll kill it now!"

- Phase on the fall of the Drakodominatus Tyranny

During the Attero Dominatus war, Phase first fought against the Drakodominatus Tyranny in the Milky Way, having already arrived there since the final battle of the Great Deceiver. Trough some unknown means, he gained a huge lothing of the Tyranny's Horsemen of Destiny, According to Phase himself, he eventually came to blows with the Horsemen's leader, the Overseer Pestilon Nephillheim, though it is unknown if this is true, since both would have only escaped the battle with minor injuries.

Like many who where part of the Ugandalorian Clans, Phase-Hunter joined after receiving the call of the Ugandalore, something he vowed to listen to at all times and to heed the call. With many other Ugandalorians, he journeyed to Mirus again in what would be called the Great Crusade. Joining with his Clan-brothers and sisters, he was made a rally-master, and told by Barda himself to keep himself in line. It is rumored that is was Phase who killed Pestilon Nephillheim during the battler of Demogorgon Prime, after the Sindar killed off the other Horsemen.

More coming soon!

Return of Them
"THEY, so threatening in it's vagueness, are threatening my Clan, and I will fight for my family no matter what."

- Phase to Barda.

Coming soon!

Gigaquadratic Conflicts
"Kill! Maim! Burn! All of it! YEEHAH!"

- Phase chasing some traitor Olympians during the Gigaquadrantic Conflicts

As a newly christened Rally-Master, Phase was called forth by his Ugandalore to assist in the latest war preparations. As W'tze and his team went to the Mikly Way to battle the rogue Raptorians/Raptoraneans known as the Craving Artists, Phase went along uninvited, not caring about Okagg's treats to kick him unto space. Later, when the Mikly Way colonies of the UAE were cut of from the rest, Phase showed a side of his personality that was rarely seen, actually managing to keep the UAE together when even W'tze, Si'daal and Kyaan were struggeling to do so. All while killing those who dared to attack the Alliance.

Due to his surprising effectiveness, W'tze and Oskel arranged that a group of Olympians would be cloned from Phase's DNA. They are known as - Peacebringers of The Hunter -, but unofficially also by many other names, including the "Angels of Psychopathy", a play on the Raptoranean Olympians known as the Angels of Escacy, the "Queen's Brides", a play on the famous Antroth Olympians, the Queen's Children, and the "Pony Riders", named after the favorite steeds of Phase's gene-sons; genetically-enhaced ponies egineered from those of the Horsemen of Destiny.

Phase thus starting referring to himself as the God-Emperor of Awesome, though was discouraged by his friends from doing so publically.

Personality
"I don't want to Love and Tolerate. I want to smash your head open with a Fucking battle Axe."

- Phase-hunter on his views of haters.

Phase, on the surface, is insane, psychotic, and appears to care none of his relationships or lovers. He is a cold-blooded killer, and feels little emotion, other than a twisted sense of humor, towards almost everyone.

At his core, however, he is a shattered, emotionally fragile being who simply wants to be loved, and to have children. His love for all things colorful is also another important aspect. It's this love that pushed him towards My Little Pony, G4 of course, and he constantly references it at one point or another throughout the day. When he is in combat, he takes the persona of a crazed mercenary, however, when by himself and with friends, he becomes a tiny bit more reserved and quite. He claims however, that if he stops talking for more then an hour, bad things will happen. He also hides deep regret and pain, a side-effect of immortality.

Phase is addicted to one thing, one thing that out-weighs his love for Ponies and picking up girls, the 80's rock band, Queen. It's unknown when he became a fan of the band, but he almost always listens to it, and has an almost near-worship of Freddie Mercury, the lead singer. He holds similar views to the other members as well. He once even tried to grow a moustache like Mercury. Due to his epidermal issues, it failed.

Phase gets attached to friends easily, and will protect them with every ounce of strength. He never backs down when a friend is threatened, though he gets especially aggressive if a female is "in need of my natural buckish charm". He is very careful about everything he does, his hyperactive feature merely being a cover, and he is very choosey about his friends.

On the subject of females, Phase is quite the ladies' man, though prefers bigger women, which he believes, is just more to love. However, whether they be thin or big, Phase takes no issue. He loves all equally, though some capture his eye, and something else, more then others.

Phase, while not in the least bit racist or xenophobic, just prefers to be around other humans, or human-like beings, such as Ugandalorians. Like his adopted race, Phase has a love for color, but for a different reason. He has endorphins in his body that react when he encounters things that are colorful. Hence his love of pastel-colored horses.

Due to his mental issues, such as unable to discern what is real and unreal, it's believed he's schizophrenic.

Armour
"Chicks dig my armour. And My sexiness. And just about everything about me."

- Phase-Hunter

Phase's armor is built into his flesh, giving him a cybernetic, skeletal look. The suit is connected to him via an advanced telepathic and neural system, meaning the suit and he can "feel" each other.

The Armor, like Phase, can regenerate, and Phase can change it's appearance to suit his needs. It often sparkles blue with electricity, especially just before and after teleporting, or after taking a dire hit.

The suit can communicate with Phase, and often talks to him via a telepathic hive-mind shared by the 2. The suit offers him advice, and, most of the time, berates him for going on his path of vengeance, and not trying to find someone else to love. It does however, care for Phase, not just because it depends on him to survive.

Appearance
"Am I not the most twisted thing you've ever scene!?"

- Phase-Hunter to unknown

Phase-Hunter's skin is night black, and bulges under his silver armor. His face is visible, though the helmet he wears as merged somewhat with his face, giving him a bio-mechanical zombie look. His eyes glow red from with his head, and are said to pierce the souls of others.

His skin, the amount that is visible underneath his armor, is said to crawl and shiver to an extent, due to his body constantly decaying and regenerating. He wears a black cape for show, and his teeth have transformed into sharp, knife-like daggers in his jaws. Phase-Hunter often can be scene smiling, twiddling his fingers, or, when he is at his most psychotic, teetering back and forth and "dancing" about.

Voice
"It can't be that bad!"

- Phase, after a victim shot himself to escape Phase's singing.

Phase-Hunter's voice is reedy and lyrical, and is said to sound of death, misery, and cupcakes. His voice constantly flocculates from light and happy, to deep and psychotic.

Despite this, he's actually a good singer. To some extent.

Abilities
"I'm just burning through the skies, at 200 degrees of pure sexiness!"

Phase displays rapid regeneration and expertise with most human and Ugandal weapons, carrying assault rifles, Uzis, several swords, and a high powered sniper rifle. Phase is extremely fast and agile, and even without his armor, can take hits that would shatter must humans. Phase is extremely fast on his feet, and despite being a human, can out-distance most other, better fit races. Phase has extreme strength, as he was once recorded "pimp-slapping" an epic, which stunned it greatly...right before it stepped on him.

Using his armor, he can scan enemies for weaknesses and names, and teleport across the field using electricity. He can manipulate the forces of gravity around his armor to achieve mock flight. He claims to also be able to make a sonic blast of lightning while in the air called "The Quickening Rainboom".

Phase has an unusually high libido, though has expert control over it.

Phase, despite his rough, reedy voice, is actually an accomplished singer, singing songs to inspire his troops to fight. Or annoy people. He displays expertise with the guitar, and actually constructed his own. His favorite pass time is shredding in public, wherever his random teleporting takes him.

Phase, since being around Ugandals for so long, displays similar abilities, being able to absorb another essence user's powers, strengths, and memories via decapitation. He chooses rarely to do this. It is unknown why.

Phase displays encyclopedic knowledge of Queen's music and My Little pony characters as well. But is that really important?....yes...yes it is. He is also aware that he is a fictional character.

Nicknames for his weapons
"I got a Princess and Queen. Both are hungry for blood!"


 * Sword 1 - Celestia (As in Princess Celestia)
 * Sword 2 - Mercury (As in Freddie Mercury)
 * Claymore - Rebecca (The name of his first wife.)
 * Battle Axe - Bloody red special
 * His twin SMGs - Crazy little thing called death/Good old-fashioned killer boy.
 * Sniper Rifle - Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
 * Shotgun - Cupcake.
 * Guitar - Luna von Bismarck of the Clan Macleod. (He was drunk when he named it.)

Relations
See Here for his thoughts on other users and characters outside of the fiction universe.

[[File:Green face.png]] Other insane beings
''Ahh, lookie! Brethren to share in my insanity!''


 * Zakton - Crazy? I like crazy!
 * The Peacebringers - Let us spread friendship, murder, sex, and Queen wherever we go my boys! There's no stopping usss! Ahahaahah!
 * - You are like the Twilight Sparkle to my awesome-Princess Celestia-like stature in the alliance. I expect you to continue what I have started with the Peacebringers.

[[File:Blue face.png]] Friends
''Your almost as awesome as Freddie Mercury. Actually, no, your not. Not even close.''


 * Zilafireous - Don't you torture me enough? Now your in my world?
 * Barda Clett - ...Thank you, friend...
 * King Brygon - So you're a mix of a lot of races huh? You part Human?
 * Forbila Clett - Enjoy your love, Bard.
 * W'tze - You where once human? Cool...
 * Ajaar'Magnos - Can Spode sing like Freddie? Nope!
 * Sevaron - You will never understand the burden immortality demands.
 * Scorhor - Fun!
 * Fidrix - Bo-oring!
 * First Wife - We don't need forever. We had...one sweet moment. And that was more than enough...
 * Second Wife - You touched my heart, and changed my world forever, dear

[[File:Blue face.png]] neutral
O hai, Mark!


 * Admiral Brony-fellow - /) Brohoof!! Wait, How do I say /)? Is that possible??! Aww, who gives a shit about psychics.
 * Queen Sexy'daal - Oskel you lucky man, you! I'd tap dat too, though.
 * Lavern the lavy lav person - Who you calling kid? I should be retired by human years. Or dead.
 * Riffrex - I was aware of our being fictional characters first, bub.
 * Spore culty thingie - Cult, plz! I should hailed as your founding ruler.
 * Sexy's Dum Husband - You still have someone to love...
 * - My old race. My only ties being Queen and the cartoon horses I enjoy. However, I wish them luck in their little crusade of unification. Not that I really care.
 * Niyra - They are gods, and you know it!!

[[File:Blue face.png]] Enemies
''I am tearing you apart! With an axe Lisa!!''


 * Dark Something-rather - He's one nasty fella.
 * Pestilon Nephillheim - I'll show your dead corpse how to ride a pony!
 * Dark Hunter - A Sombrero is you! Or Sombra. Or Spacegodzilla. Whichever.
 * - Sie sand das essen und wir sind die jeager!

[[File:Red face.png]] True Enemies
''Your mother will have to carry on without you. Yes, that is a Bohemian Rhapsody reference. No. I will not making those.''


 * Venator - You...are not my kinsmen.

Quotes from others
"I commandz U to addz ze Quote!"

- *Sigh* you know who

"Some how, despite the fact I hate him, He's sort of grown on me."

- Barda Clett

"And THIS is why people don't take proper mercenaries seriously these days. Someone pay me to shut this guy up permanently."

- Admiral Kaios

"Completely insane. But... Hrm. I think there's a reason for it. A logic to his madness. Gah! If i didn't know better i'd think he had contact with a major EDBE"

- Ortior Iklas

"And now...your death is marked."

- Khazurhal Angazhar

"Hurry up and die will ya? I'm sort of craving human flesh now."

- Queen Si'daal

"So..damn...ANNOYING!!!"

- King Lavern

"And then they say I'm crazy. Yeah? Woohoo? This guy is like 10 times more crazy then I am. I might actually reduce that to 5. Or 1. Or actually I might be more crazy. All those possibilities! They all make my head spin!"

- Zakton

"Nice weapon collection. Don't worry when Zakton steals something out of it, though, I'll get it back for you...If you ever learn to shut up! If you don't, I'll kick you out of the airlock. And that's a promise."

- Okagg

"I only like Queen I don't worship them you insane zombie monkey"

- Niyra

Quotes from himself
"I'm a murderer, in murdering world. Blood and Gore, it's fantastic! Oh I'm the Ninth Doctor now! FantasticFantasticFantastic!!!!"

"There are many insane freak shows on this wiki, and I'm not even talking Characters yet. I'm looking at you ZF"

"There can be only references!"

- Phase Hunter on his exsistence.

"My little victim! My little victim! You used to wonder how painful this could be, now you're about to share it's bloodshed with me! kidnapping, It was an simple feat, and now your death makes it all complete!" "For any women who says she can't stand the company of a man, or something to that extent, most obviously, most certainly as not meant me! Heck, I'll show you ladies why some call me "Mr. Fahrenheit", Super-sonic Man, and Big One."

- Phase-Hunter, bragging

"Something here about Queen and Ponies. My obligation is fulfilled, baby."

"What I learned today. If someone makes fun of your favorite show...take them to a secluded shed or cabin in the woods...and...oh boy. They won't be talking back for awhile...or breathing."

"Heads...heads...heads!"

"I collect many things. Lego Constraction robots, colorful horses, the The Heads of my enemies!!"

"I may seem stupid, but that's only because I am."

"I don't wanna sleep! I wanna make pop culture references."

"Give me your fat-bottomed girls, and watch as I smash your little kings in my hands!"

"You know, for a dude, you look good. Like, when your dieing. Like, right now, with me stabbing you with Freddie Mercurcy and Celestia. Hiel ze sun goddess and the rock god of awesome!"

"Bloody hell, how many damn super soldiers we got here? I'm a bloody super soldier for Cartoon horses' sake."

"Favorite? The most insane one of course!"

- Phase on any series' character he likes the best.

"Once, I got drunk and screwed a chick I didn't know. It's the same as I normally do things, except I was drunk."

- Phase on weekends

"Silly women, ain't no such thing as the walk'o shame with me. I'm the greatest mistake you've ever made."