Fiction:Unified Nation of Ottzello/Military/Loron Warz/Boomerz

"Hur hur hur I like it when it goes BANG"

"Da Boom Boyz iz a strong part of Da Loron Armyboyz ennit? Dey hav da powa ta basically DESTROY, rava dan KILL. Der job yeh is to cause destruction datda Boyz can watch, and cause as much damage on da way hur hur hur."

- A Loron warboss

Loron "Boom Boyz", also known is Big Stuff Bustas are Loron who cause havoc across the battlefield and who an undeniable thrill of blowing a vehicle sky high, and other Loron enjoy the fireworks since Loron enjoy watching explosions. They tend to enjoy the thrill of a direct hit, and a vehicle 's parts flying up into the air more than other Loron do. Loron do use missile launchers, usually stolen, but they do charge up to a tank and whack it with a "tank hammer" or grab hold of the vehicle and attach a bomb. Often Loron with this job die doing so, however, as Loron genes improve, they get better at resisting explosions.

Behaviour
Boom Boyz usually do what a Boom Boy does- charge to the nearest thing and cause the biggest destruction possible. They charge towards the biggest tank, tearing up everything in their way with their tankhamma. When they reach the tank, they usually pile on it and smash it up with tankhammaz, or break it open and climb inside, while Boom Boyz with the missile launchers fire at other tanks with missiles. Boom Boyz are maniacs on the battle field, they love explosions more than anyone else.

Personality
Loron boom boyz get so fixated with this job that it's all they ever talk about. In a battle, they judge how good it was by the number of tanks they blew up, number of vehicles which came toppling down, and the carnage across the battle. They are so intent on working out which to destroy, and so busy enjoying the fireworks, that they never pay attention to the bloodshed on the battlefield. However, this can lead to the death of several Boom Boyz.

Boom Boyz in loron society often hang around with other Boom gangz and blow up houses regardless of who they belong to. Of course they often get complaints, in terms of gang bangz, but at the end of teh day Boom oyz say "ya gotta admit, dat was a good boom".

Equipment
Their equipment is very heavy. They often carry:
 * Da Missile Launchaz- made by Loron, often very heavy and good at destroying things
 * Missile Launchers- Stolen
 * Tankhammaz- Hammers with a rocket-shaped end, they are designed to smash up tanks. They are very powerful and heavy, but fairly slow next to knives
 * Da Bomz- Bombs that, when detonated cause massive fireworks
 * Grenadez- Often not very small and go off a bit too quickly
 * Knives- Knives are with them "cos every Boy needs ta kno how ta shank hur hur hur"

Abilities
Boom Boyz only real "ability" would be their survivability against tanks; they're so used to explosions and surviving tank fire their bodies are resistant to them.

Attacks
Boom Boyz attacks are maniacal, strong, slow and persistent. They enjoy firing multiple missiles everywhere, only properly aiming once in a while for the thrill. They tend to deal with infantry quickly just to get them out of the way. "Booming" stuff for a Loron can mean several things. Such as:
 * Methods
 * Loron can plant mines or timed/detonated explosives (similar to C4) and destroy vehicles
 * They can launch Da Missilez and blow vehicles or buildings up

Evasion
Boom Boyz do (rarely) use cover to hide from enemy medium range attacks.

Tactics
Boom Boyz are very valuable to UNO's Loron Warboyz; blowing up tanks causes an explosion (which releases endorphins to Loron), boosting their morale, as well as obviously destroying the enemy. It also denies one method of killing Loron- long ranged weaponry. As soon as Boom Boyz get close to the army, they're as good as dead. Loron Boom Boyz, in some cases, are better than their alternates - - as they can be much more intimidating to the enemy, due to their large size and strength, and sheer carelessness on the battlefield frightening opponents.