Creature:Ollie Clone

Creature: Ollie Clone
Highly intelligent insectoid creatures from planet Ollie Prime. Ollie Clones have been sentient since

the first day of cell-hood. Of course, back then they were called Ollie Spores. The reason behind

their sentience since cell-hood, is that they were created in a lab, as a failed cloning

expermient of another insectoid species called the Kryntosians. Kryntosians created them,

but after seeing them as a failure, they plopped them on some planet in an opposite arm of the

Galaxy from them. The Ollie Clones that were planted there said to the Kryntosians that they

were thankful for the Messengers of The Great Fish!!! to deliver them to the Promised Planet.

They then promptly vanished into thin air. Apparently, they had time traveled, and decided

to become a single celled creature. After going through all of the stages of their growth,

they had finished their evolution into a space-faring civilization exactly ten minutes after the

Kryntosians left the star system. Ollie Clones can essentially do anything they want to.

Defying the laws of physics is quite common for this species.

Religion
The Ollie Clones worship a giant golden bat-like creature named The Great Fish!!!

They met him when he came from inside their home star, Ameideus, and showered sparkly lights

all over the planet. They believe that their creators, The Kryntosians, were ordered by

The Great Fish!!! to bring them to The Promised Planet of Ollie Prime. After evolving into

the first land dwelling bipedal form, or Ollie Walker, the Ollie Clones learned of

The Great Fish!!! He taught them of a great evil that could arise at any time, The Great Foish!!!

The Ollie Clones found that one of their own had become a messenger for him. The Ollie Clone

named Billy Joel Johnson had become a prophet of The Great Fish!!! He was then appointed the

name Ollie Clone 2234. For the past 9 million years he has been a well known Ollie Clone.

Culture
Ollie Clones are a fun loving society that will appear anywhere in the Galaxy, via teleportation.

Ollie Clones have been well known for many years, and are considered a burden, more than a blessing.

Ollie Clones have fun by torturing and annoying other races. Pranks such as whoopie cushions, and

shock gum are below them. No, they enjoy tying people up, and leaving them for two hours next to

a rabid Chaos Chicken in the cage next to them, and then coming back and inquiring if they have learned

their lesson. If the person says they don't know what lesson they were to learn, the Ollie Clone will

shake their hand, and he/she will tell the person that they have passed the test. Also for fun, they

have many companies for entertainment, like Super Happy Incorporated Inc., and their trademarked building,

the Super Happy Dome. All in all, they are better than you.

Reproduction and Lifespan

 * Ollie Clones can live for up to, but not limited to, 9 Billion years. The reason behind this

is unknown even to them, but they accept it. Most of what we know: They are 6' 11" tall on average,

and weigh up to 95 lbs. They also have an odd combination of endo and exoskeletons.

Ollie Clones reach sexual maturity at the age of 297. To reproduce, it's kinda just the same as a person.

The only difference is that, if they wish it to be fertile, they perform a ritual known as the

Ritual of the Cucumdonut. In this ritual, the male takes out a cucumber, and the female

takes out a donut. The male pushes the cucumber into the donut. They eat it during the mating ritual.

Why you ask? Because its funny.

Space Stage

 * The Ollie Clones reached Space Stage exactly 10 minutes after the Kryntosians plopped

them on the planet and left. They never left their home star system of Amideus for another 5 years.

When the Kryntosians came to check on their creations, they found they had a civilization that had

artifacts that dated back to over 5 million years ago, even though the planet never had any former

inhabitants. It then became clear that the Ollie Clones could possibly be the one Civilization capable of

tottally destroying The Grox. They were wrong. Instead the Ollie Clones became quite close friends

with The Grox, and play cards with them on Tuesdays. They made reparations with the rest of the Galaxy as well.

Ollie Clones are Bards, and enjoy making the lives of others more interesting. Even if it can bea little mean sometimes. All in all, the Ollie Clones are a very interesting race.

Information

 * Kingdom: Animalia
 * Phylum: Chordata
 * Order: Omnivora
 * Family: Deiteius
 * Genus:Ollie
 * Species: Supremus
 * Full Name: Ollie Supremus

History

 * Ollie Spore
 * Ollie Walker
 * Ollie Flight Attendant
 * Cave Ollie
 * Ollie Clone

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