User talk:CaptainTybusen/The Intergalactic Band Returns!/@comment-3332586-20110920153658/@comment-47205-20110920185044

To stop you from moaning, MasterMachine, I've had a go. This is for the Wentals, based on "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction. I hope you're happy; this is the current UK #1 I've mercilessly slaughtered and geekified for your machines. :D

You're not carbon Don't like boron Your alloyed heads are made of al-um-in-i-um But your make-up Simply's not just Metals because that would not be enou-ou-ough

Nobody else is at all like this Nobody else but you-ou-ou

Wentals, you light up your worlds with your helium The way that you flip your switches needs silicon And when you build on the ground there's selenium Oh-oh-oh oh-oh You've got all these non-metals If only you used more oxygen You'd understand, but you like inert nitrogen I look at you and know you don't breathe Oh-oh-oh oh-oh You've got all these non-metals Oh oh-oh That's what makes your non-metals

So ch-chlor-ine Is very green And it kills life so much better than i-o-dine With phosphorus And sulfurous Compounds your guns can be quite dangerou-ou-ous

Nobody else is at all like this Nobody else but you-ou-ou

Wentals, you light up your worlds with your helium The way that you flip your switches needs silicon And when you build the ground there's selenium Oh-oh-oh oh-oh You've got all these non-metals If only you used more oxygen You'd understand, but you like inert nitrogen I look at you and know you don't breathe Oh-oh-oh oh-oh You've got all these non-metals Oh oh-oh That's what makes your non-metals

To be honest, I don't get what I did with the chorus either.