Fiction:Friendly Republic of the Asgord

"Hi! We're the FRA, the most wonderful empire you will ever meet. We think you are very cute and we want to make you happy with our petting! Just keep the Xhoddies out of our empire, ok?"

- Diplomat Lezia of the FRA

The Friendly Republic of the Asgord (Asgordiana Leik: Ziena Telkorik Asgordies (ZTA), KUL: Aliak Republika Asgordai (ARA)), or more commonly known as the FRA, is one of the 2 Empires that split from the original Asgord Empire, the other being the Federal Khereg of the Asgord.

The FRA is REALLY Friendly, and will do ANYTHING to Befriend or Ally another Species, even if its evil, as long as it's not a Xhodocto. They Have one goal - To Befriend Every last being in the Kraw Galaxy.

Their Ultra-Friendliness came from 467 Years of Global Peace - Which were now broken by Xhodocto. The FRA is still ultra-friendly, but are more watchful for enemies. They are trying to Rebuild what the Xhodocto broke, but other universal empires show hate for the FRA because of their Ultra-friendly ways and constant annoyance.

Currently the FRA is in a Dystopian state, due to the Holy Shadow War. Kane'es was appointed as new Homeworld of the FRA, because Vatelia is broken down. Also, Helenia turned into an Undead, which may mean new elections. And Moxix has claimed the FRA as part of the Zazane Empire.

History
See here for the history of the United Asgord Empire until 401 KRE...

Helenia was sad because Ko'han left her. So, she appointed a new Prime-Minister for the FRA, PM Haleon. Haleon's personality is a mix between Lezia and Ko'han's, and he is proud of his prime-ministery.

Now, they're currently re-building everything the Xhodocto Broke, but many empires seem to hate the FRA nowdays, and they're in grave danger.

Haleon was captured and is now being tortured in the Darklight Federation, and Kelki'enes became a danger zone. Ko'han laughed at the entire incident. Now, Kala'talia Itvalia is the new Prime Minister of the FRA.

FRA Culture
FRA Asgordians usually greet everyone around them, as everyone is a friend of everyone. Their way of greeting people is a unique (per person) dance.

Telebyte (Internet) is very popular in the FRA, mostly because of social websites. One FRA Asgordian managed to get 3 Billion friends in 6 months. (Telebyte links go like this: .na.Asgnet (Note - these links only accept KUL Letters))

On the Telekir (Television), FRA Asgordians love watching Beauty shows, but unlike Earth Beauty shows, everyone wins in these shows. They also watch friendship shows where they show unrealistic scenes, such as Xhodocto being friendly to Asgordians.

Work is well received by FRA Asgordians, as they can talk to each other there. Though these Asgordians don't do much work because of this. When Asgordians are not working, Robots or AIs do the work for them.

In Asgord Culture, Evil FRA Asgordians are not put to anything resembling a Jail, like expected, but get sent to a circus to be ridiculed. FRA Asgordians fear being sentenced to the circus, and that's why Morality is very high.

FRA women outnumber the Men (70%-30%), and women have higher social status tham men in the, because Women are (apparently to FRA Asgordians) more beautiful then men. Thus, most FRA Emperors have been Women. The Current FRA Population is 60 Billion. Their Quality of Life Index is 8.450/10.

The FRA's Favorite sport is "Kenkia" (Very similar to Basketball) where 2 Teams have 2 balls and they must score by throwing the ball into the enemy basket while defending their own basket. As there are 2 balls, both teams need good defence and offence at the same time to win. Matches last for 30 straight minutes (no Breaks) and when one team scores, it is worth one point. Average scores are 43 for winners. There are 6 players in a Team. Men and Women play together.

The Main FRA Language is the Kraw Universal Language because the Language must be spoken in order to communicate with the Hundreds of Allies they have.

The FRA's almost Unlimited Kindness
FRA Asgordians seem to like almost everything, except The Xhodocto. This is due to them having developed a really friendly personality over the 467 years of Asgordian Global Peace and only some threats for destruction. Thus, they find almost everyone and almost everything cute, which annoys most races in the Universe.

They only react badly to alliance breaks, which upset the Asgordians greatly, and the death of major Asgordian figures, such as singers, politicians, and Diplomats, which makes them actually angry. Hurting an asgordian will make him fear the one who hurt him. Mocking him for extended periods of time also works. Destroying Planets also works.

If Global Peace never happened, this is how the Asgord would be like.

Empire size
The FRA currently have 34 Colonies, 14 in the Kraw Galaxy, 15 of them in Cyrannus, where many FRA Asgordians are migrating, and 5 Colonies in the Wental Galaxy, though migration there isn't as popular. About 20 Billion FRA Asgordians are interested in the Cyrannus Colonies, including Lezia. Helenia has even considered changing the Capital Planet from Kane'es to an FRA Cyrannus Colony.

Technology
The FRA is not as Advanced as the other Major Races of the Kraw Galaxy. This is due to their poor scientific advancements and the fact that the average Asgordian IQ is only 114.

The most advanced thing they ever built was the Inter-Galactic Communicator, which is a long-range communicator which can go all the way to the far regions of the universe. They use it to communicate with their far away allies.

Military
The FRA currently has no standing Military. Asgordian ships have absolutely no weapons on them, and Men are never trained for wars.

In the Former Asgord Empire (Before 401 KRE), Commanders were a huge rarity, as there were no troops for anyone to command, and only 2 existed - Eia Serkia, and Ilto Kankurg. Eia participated minorly in the 2nd Ottzello War, by launching a Taharian Earthquake Generator at a Kralgon planet to help the Iteok. They were appointed commanders because they chose to do so. Eia and Ilto are now Great FKA Commanders, alongside Itexos Vargen.

Their only hope for defense are either the Mighty Iteok Khereg, the FKA, or their 1000+ Allies.

ALLIES
Awwwwww we are friends now!


 * The DCP
 * Vyro'Narza
 * UN Ottzello
 * Vyendan Republic
 * Zazane Empire
 * Kraw Empire
 * Tahar Empire
 * Iteok Khereg
 * The KGGC
 * Terridor Federation
 * Galactic Federation
 * Tybusen Intergalactic Allied Federation
 * The Meta

... And Many other allies.

FRIENDLY
Awwwwwww you are so cute!


 * The BNSC
 * The Marinoxidiz
 * Vartekian Empire

... And almost Everyone else.

NEUTRAL
Aw, you're nice.


 * The FKA

CAUTIOUS OF
Uhhhhh...


 * Cult of the Deathmarch
 * House Xarikuz
 * The Grox

ENEMIES
''AHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!''


 * Xhodocto
 * Darklight Federation

Quotes from other Empires
What does your Empire think of the FRA?

"Demz a bunch of losas dey is. Dey shud go ta hell."

- Zr'Ahgloth of Da Loronz

"We respect a friendly race of beings who see no evil in a universe full of war."

- Taldar writing

"Peace and prosperity for all. May the Asgord live forever."

- Treco Gissom of the Galactic Federation

"They would be good slaves, maybe we should conquer them."

"Utterly dumb, stupid, foolish and idiotic! they exist for nothing! NOTHING! and everyone allies with them for NOTHING! they don't deserve such a thing, they don't deserve sympathy! THEY MUST DIE! FOR THEY ARE A DISEASE THAT PLAGUES THIS UNIVERSE AND TAINTS IT!"

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr of House Xarikuz

"This is almost the ideal government, the only thing they lack is military readiness. They'd be doomed without their allies, to be quite honest."

- The TIAF

Trivia

 * The FRA and FKA concept was inspired by West and East Germany.