Fiction:Da Rogue Boyz/Da Warz

"Loronz neva loos ya see. If ya win ya win, if ya die ya die fightin so it dont count. If ya run away den ya can jus come back ta fight anuva day an dats alrite. If a god coems an takes ya to anubva dimension den dey jus cheated an cheaateas are dumb. In dis way, aLoron neva loses. No matta wat empire."

- Zr'Ahgloth

"About the only thing the Loron are good at. They steal from other races technology so their technology is the most advanced ever and they kidnap scientists, often then end up torturing them and eating their brains to gain their knowledge."

- Galot



Loron thrive on conflict. The strongest rise to the top while the weakest die and become forgotten. It has been suggested that, due to their warlkike nature, Loron need battle just as humans need food and drink. Loron charge across battle trying to tear everything in their path to prove that "da boyz is da best". For strategies, Loron use AIs that dictate good tactics. This is a reason stronger Loron rarely lose wars (if you can retreats as not losing). They have stolen technology from great empires, and use many things such as Taldar artefacts, which explains the technology in their armies.

How they fight
Lorons fight with honour. They don't see fighting as a battle, or a struggle, but as a sport. They see something and concentrate on it until it's dead. But they often try and eat it during the battle, a shame, since they can die in the process. You can't really say they fight with courage, because they're too thick to know how they die. Their extreme toughness means that when they get to the enemy to fight in close combat (Which is their most common and best way of fighting), they often reach before they die, and their numbers are immense. They can fight mid-range, but none of their technology is capable of fight long range, so they have to scavenge it. They always eat and scavenge after the battle. They barely ever lose battles that they try and win. Only 2 occaisions has this ever been known, since the writer accidently made a mistake and wrote it twice by accident.

Loron "Gangs"
Loron usually fight in "gangs", which serve as the equivalent of a squad for Loron (when in fact it is much larger). Since most Loron Gangz all wish to be the same trooper class of Loron, they essentially behave just as a squad would, with the squad leader being the Gangboss. Gangs choose which Warboss they want to work for, just as Warbosses choose which Big Warboss they want to work for. If there are no spaces or one Warboss is leading no gangz, then the Propa Big Warboss puts them in a Warboss gang.

Da Massiv Crew
Loron Armada's, known as Da Massiv Crew, are the Loron method of conquering the stars as quickly as possible. These huge Armada's, which are much larger than most other empire's armada, are led by a Propa Big Warboss with a dream of battle, and gather momentum as they take planets for their own...

The Loron Charge
The Loron charge, as documented by Grimbolsaurian armies, is the beginning to Loron battles. It is the first 10 or so seconds in which the Loron charge up to the opposing army with their chainsaws, teeth, fists and guns. They charge as if sprinting, very excited about the bloodshed. Several Loron die get trampled in the chaos, while others die from enemy ranged weapons before they reach their foe, which is described by loron as the saddest and geekiest way to die ever.

During the fight, several Loron "Trukkas"- vehicles carrying Loron Boyz- drive to the enemy and unleash Loron, who simply jump out, guns blazing and smash up the enemy. Trukkas take pride in going fast, and thus often run over enemies (on purpose) or crash into enemy vehicles (which is described as the best way to die ever). Either way, the Gang in the vehicle will jump out, as they can be pushed so that trukka's roof comes off.

Besides huge amount of Boyz and Trukkas, all that enemies see are missiles and cannons reaching and failing to reach their target.

Choosing their job
Loron choose their jobs really easy. Loron normally fixate on whatever they enjoy most, be it watching fireworks, the thrill of shanking in the shadows, carrying huge guns or simply smashing foes to bits. Likeminded Loron usually form in the gangs, and the gangs get recruited. Loron do have free will, and yet still manage to be organized largely thanks to Da Geekz and Da Chikz, but also thanks to huge input from Da Warbosses.

Signing up
There are 4 mthods of joining a Loron Armyboyz-


 * 1) Simple- they go to a bar and hang out with Da Boyz or their gang there. Then a Loron Warboss will speak to them. He will, if they wish, throw them into battle, without training, without payment, or even words. They will just drive off to battle... often even to their death.
 * 2) Of course Loron can go to Da Barrakz for training. They will talk to a Warboss there, and undergo Loron training, then will be handpicked by a Warboss to join.
 * 3) If a Loron is part of a gang, then a Gangboss will have a word with a Loron Warboss. If the Warboss wants the gang to be part of his Warboss Gang, then the Loron have joined.
 * 4) Another way is to simply be dragged into a Massiv Crew by the Massiv Warboss.

Training
Loron train in Da Barrakz. Their training consists of running 20 miles with stones on their backs, arriving at the destination and taking the stone off, ready to fight an epic (or another Loron if the epics are all dead) for at least 2 hours. Then, they gain a five minute rest and climb a mountain. After that, they jump off the mountain and swim the the island they're meant to making sure to eat underwater life that could harm them (I.E. sharks). They arrive at Barrakz associated with their class.
 * If they are one of Da Troopas/Da Boyz, they will be fighting other Boyz or epics, to train in combat skills, then will undergo ttarget practice, operated by a Propa Big Troopa.
 * If they are one of Da Boom Boyz, a Boom Boss will give them courses on blowing up vehicles by making them blow up a stolen vehicle that is driven by Da Crazy Boyz
 * If they are one of Da Sneaky Boyz, then their Sneaky Tuta (who is usually a Sneaky Boss) will teach them stealth and survival skills
 * Da Crazy Boyz training is to use a stolen vehicle and try to evade/survive Da boom Boyz and kill them, however, even loron aren't dumb enough to allow any of the boyz training to die in this

Loron Army
A Loron army is called "Warboyz", or "Armyboyz". An example of how they are named is, if Propa Big Warboss Tlat'Dako is the leader, the army is named Warboyz Tlat'Dako.

Da Boyz, or Da Troopas
Troopas are the core of Loron armies. Loron armies thrive on huge amounts of Boyz to overrun the enemies in terms of number. Loron Boyz are really effective in close combat, which is one of the greatest strengths of Loron military's.

Da Boom Boyz
Boomerz are a supplement to the military. They cause huge explosions & detonations, and deal with large threats, usually vehicles.

Da Sneaky Boyz
Sneekas are a small part of the military, not very common (sometimes absent). They do jobs like assassination, and prefer to sneak around rather than charge forward- very un Loron like.

Da Crazy Boyz
Crazy Boyz are Loron drivers. They take the roles of gunners, drivers and mechanics.

Da War Boss
War Bosses are the most common type of Loron boss, and are leaders in a gang.