User:Liquid Ink/Australian Civil War

The epic battle between the wiki's two resident Australians. And a Filipino.

[19:28] == Liquid_Ink [79d0badc@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.121.208.186.220] has joined #sporewiki [19:28] -NickServ- You are not logged in. [19:29]  Stupid different IRC. [19:29]  lol [19:31]  Is ink [19:31] * AdmiralPanda throws a snowball at Liquid_Ink [19:33] * Liquid_Ink throws a fireball at AdmiralPanda [19:33] * AdmiralPanda throws a boulder at Liquid_Ink [19:34] * Liquid_Ink throws a shoulder at AdmiralPanda [19:35] * AdmiralPanda throws a shin at Liquid_Ink [19:35] * Liquid_Ink throws his kin at AdmiralPanda [19:36] * AdmiralPanda throws a baby at Liquid_Ink [19:36] * Liquid_Ink throws a lady at AdmiralPanda [19:36] * AdmiralPanda throws a chick at Liquid_Ink [19:37] * Liquid_Ink throws a brick at AdmiralPanda [19:56] * AdmiralPanda throws a Nokia at Liquid_Ink [19:57] * Liquid_Ink throws a Kia at AdmiralPanda [19:58] * AdmiralPanda throws Korea at Liquid_Ink [19:58] * Liquid_Ink throws Manchuria at AdmiralPanda [19:59] * AdmiralPanda was outsmarted [19:59] * Liquid_Ink was insmarted [19:59] * AdmiralPanda buys Liquid_Ink a beer [20:00] * Liquid_Ink sells AdmiralPanda a Vodka [20:00] * Liquid_Ink likes foreign culture [20:01] * AdmiralPanda paid in monopoly dollars :> [20:01] * Liquid_Ink buys in monopoly dollars :> [20:02] * AdmiralPanda gives Liquid_Ink a Lezia-in-a-Box [20:02] * Liquid_Ink gives AdmiralPanda a Box-in-a-Lezia [20:05] * AdmiralPanda throws R17 at Liquid Ink [20:06] * Liquid_Ink throws amunak at AdmiralPanda [20:07] * AdmiralPanda throws Liquid_Ink at Liquid_Ink [20:07] * Liquid_Ink throws AdmiralPanda at LiquidInk [20:07] * AdmiralPanda throws AdmiralPanda at AdmiralPanda [20:08] * Liquid_Ink throws throwing at AdmiralPanda [20:09] * AdmiralPanda at Liquid_Ink throws AdmiralPanda [20:09] * Liquid_Ink at throwing AdmiralPandas LiquidInk [20:10] * AdmiralPanda breaks the fourth wall [20:10] * Liquid_Ink orders a new one, made of Tetris blocks! [20:12] * AdmiralPanda includes R17 [20:13] * Liquid_Ink includes ChanServ [20:14] * R17 includes Dvotties [20:14] * Liquid_Ink excludes Asgord [20:14] * AdmiralPanda excludes reality [20:15] * Liquid_Ink subsitutes his own. [20:18] * Liquid_Ink has nothing to apologise for. [20:18] * R17 dies as a reality-bending monster bursts out of his body violently. [20:19] * AdmiralPanda kicks said monster in the nuts, then gives it to Liquid_Ink as a birthday present [20:19] * Liquid_Ink forwards it on to Infobot, to woo her. [20:20] * AdmiralPanda spreads malicious rumours about Liquid_Ink's sexual impotence [20:21] * Liquid_Ink spreads benign rumours about the Polish promiscuity [20:23] * AdmiralPanda posts intimate pictures involving Liquid_Ink and sheep on the internet [20:23] * Liquid_Ink photoshops Liquid_Ink into R17, and the sheep into dolphins. [20:24] * AdmiralPanda founds a religion in which porcupines are sacred and meerkats are evil. [20:25] * Liquid_Ink founds a religion in which alcohol is sacred and Mitt Romney is evil. [20:25] * R17 's corpse suddenly reanimates and gets the explicit and shocking tapes of Liquid_Ink that he found while secretly infiltrating through Ink's secret stuff and posts it on the internet. [20:25] * Liquid_Ink denies ever having met Stalin. [20:26] * R17 *but those explicit tapes were not about Stalin, they were... videos of things that Liquid_Ink has done that are best left un-mentioned. [20:26] * AdmiralPanda creates a state holiday that requires all non-pandas to wear pink fluffy hats [20:26] * Liquid_Ink creates a state holiday that required all non-pandas to massacre pandas. [20:28] * R17 creates a state holiday that involves taking every horse that is pink and using their meat to make pies and cupcakes. [20:28] * AdmiralPanda replaces all pandas with animatronic panda replicas [20:28] * Liquid_Ink reveals that all pandas are just mech suits worn by penguins. [20:29] * R17 shows his ass live on the internet. [20:30] * Liquid_Ink is not suprised. [20:31] * R17 revealse that it's actually ass as in the donkey thing not the hindquarters. [20:30] * AdmiralPanda invades Sweden. [20:31] * Liquid_Ink invades Spain. [20:31] * R17 invades Ponyville. [20:31] * Liquid_Ink rejoices [20:31] * AdmiralPanda takes all the beautiful Swedish women and puts them in a spaceship. [20:32] * AdmiralPanda repels R17 with the power of friendship [20:32] * R17 is completely unfamiliar with the concept of friendship, and shrugs it off. [20:32] * Liquid_Ink takes all the bitchy Spanish women and kills them. [20:32] * AdmiralPanda gives Liquid_Ink an invitation to his spaceship [20:32] * Liquid_Ink accepts. [20:33] * AdmiralPanda blows up the spaceship the moment Liquid_Ink gets on board [20:33] * Liquid_Ink saw it coming, and sent a Spanish woman disguised as him. [20:34] * AdmiralPanda did a service to humanity either way. [20:34] * Liquid_Ink undresses AdmiralPanda, doing a disservice to humanity. [20:35]  Dude, I'm a panda. What makes you think I wear pants anyway? [20:35] * Liquid_Ink shaved your fur off. [20:36] * R17 starts enslaving horses and taking their skins in an attempt to patch up the hole that the reality-bender made when it bursted out of his chest, whilst trying to corrupt the mind of the rainbow one and trying to make her his personal second-in-command as he starts his evil empire. [20:36] * Liquid_Ink is aroused. [20:36] * AdmiralPanda impales Liquid_Ink on R17 [20:37] * Liquid_Ink impales infobot on Liquid_Ink. Take that in any sense you will. [20:37] * R17 attempts to absorb Liquid_Ink's body into his own, but fails as his body rejects Liquid_Ink's. [20:37] * Liquid_Ink rejects all non-nons. [20:39] * R17 forces the rest of his enslaved horses to build a pyramid right next to Ponyville. [20:39] * Liquid_Ink knocks the pyramid down, and builds a tesseract instead. [20:40] * R17 collects all the enslaved unicorns instead, and forces them all to try and open a portal to the Immaterium. [20:41] * Liquid_Ink annexes Immaterium. [20:42] * AdmiralPanda rescues Ponyville [20:42] * R17 *the Immaterium is an alternate dimension with screwy laws of physics and is ruled by the Chaos Gods, and thus Liquid_Ink is immediately rejected and kicked out of it as soon as he annexes the place. [20:43] * Liquid_Ink may be kicked out, but he still annexed it. [20:43] * R17 *the Chaos Gods un-annexe the Immaterium then. [20:43] * R17 runs off to another place to find some powerful magic-users, leaving all the horses behind. [20:44] * Liquid_Ink has a flag representing his empire. I have the right to annexe things! [20:45] * R17 *the Chaos Gods deny Liquid_Ink such a right in their realm, and taint the flag in the Immaterium and replace all the iconography on it with their own. [20:45]  You cannot defile the will of the Ruinous Powers, they defile yours. [20:45] * Liquid_Ink is backing his claim with a gun given to him by the store. It's loaded with brown bread.