User:SocietyofSTEVE

(We're new to the whole 'taxonomy' idea, but we did some research on it and think we have figured it out. We will be happy to help with anyone who needs their creation classified.)

Throughout the ages, the ancient pwoer of STEVE has influenced the course of history, sparking the beginnings of many races throughout the galaxy. These races served STEVE willingly and accepted him as their ruler for years on end. But one day, one race, the belligerent and power-hungry Grox suggested that the galaxy no longer needed STEVE. At the galactice Council meeting that year, many races agreed with them. The races uttered threats against STEVE, saying that they no longer accepted him. Indifferent as always, STEVE left his peoples and departed this world through the Galactic Core. After STEVE's departure, the Grox unleashed their might. Few survived their attack. Those that did vowed their revenge, and the Grox became the most hated beings in the galaxy. The Grox knew that STEVE would return,eventually, so they blockaded the core in an attempt to keep him in. Over time, life sprung up thoughout the galaxy, and eventually the race known as the Grishnak evolved into sentience. Their leader, Ungar Spechlugk, found an ancient scroll on hsi travels one day. The scroll contained the texts that you read now---the entire history of What Came Before. Upon reading the texts, Ungar founded the noble Society of STEVE, an organization that eventually took over a large portion of the galaxy in the name of STEVE.

That is who We are.

The Grox are wise, but they are fools also. On the day that the One Who Came Before returns at last, the Grox will at last perish from his wrath. They cannot keep STEVE in forever, and they are fools to try.

On that Day the Zealots and Shamans alike will see the light at the core, and they see the might of the One destined to destroy the Grox.

Neither will worship STEVE, for his not the False One That Will Come. STEVE is the One Who Came Before, and when he returns, all will respect him.

STEVE is not light nor darkness; he is the Mediator, the One That Will Bring Balance.

-Text of the 1st Scroll of the Society of STEVE