Captain:Zr'Ahgloth

"IM DA BEST IN ALL OF UNO"

- Zr'Ahgloth

Zr'Ahgloth is a member of UNOL, and leader of the in the. Formerly the leader of the Propa Big Loron Empire and one of the toughest Loron alive, Zr'Ahgloth serves as a leader of the Unified Nation's ground forces, as well as one of their toughest soldiers, due to his immense strength that is at least 8 times as strong as an average Loron soldier. He is also a Loron rapper, having released multiple studio albums that it ha been Loron law in his empire to buy.

Labour camp
Zr'Ahgloth was part of a huge empire who were conquered by Emperor Zargoth as part of his plan to gain power. As part of the labour, they did several bad things that Zr'Ahgloth and the others endured. He suffered more pain than any other Loron, which gave him huge endurance. Zr'Ahgloth has not described the torture he went through, but he was almost worked to death and given little food. However, Zr'Ahgloth found a way to escape. Using all the Boyz, he was able to escape and destroy Zargoth's camp, which damaged Zargoth.

Becoming leader
Zr'Ahgloth reformed the Loron Boyz who accompanied him into Da Loronly Loron Empire- a rebel empire which wished for the old ways of "just killin and smashin" rather than the new civilised civilised Propa Big Loron Empire. He later proved that he was the best fighter. He inherited very strong genes, and it showed. He proved countless times he was tougher and stronger than the rest of Da Boyz. As a young Loron in the camp, he used to beat up people older than him and bully others younger, which was the reason he suffered the most torture. He grew up this way, and thus, became perfect for the army.

As he was the one who led the Lorons to victory, he was anointed Boss of his own empire. He also loved to prove he was the strongest Loron alive, and used a Taldar artefact to revive a Hyper Epic Creature to kill it just for kicks!

However, it wasn't enough for Zr'Ahgloth. Zr'Ahgloth wanted to defeat Da Propa Big Loron Empire. Zr'Ahgloth led a huge fleet against their leader. As Zr'Ahgloth's ships around him were mostly destroyed, Zr'Ahgloth raided the Propa Big Boss' star ship and, after a hugely epic and iconic struggle, defeated him. This, by Loron tradition, meant that Zr'Ahgloth was now Propa Big Boss of the Propa Big Loron Empire.

Early Propa Big Bossship
When Zr'Ahgloth stole a inter universal traveller, he sent a star ship to the Milky Way, and the first empire he met was the DCP. Zr'Ahgloth was infuriated at the 'geekiness' of what he saw- hugely powerful and sophisticated technology. Zr'Ahgloth truly introduced himself to the universe when he foolisly declared war on them all...

Zr'Ahgloth also hated the Zazane. Since they arrived, he saw them as an annoyance and didn't know why he was showing them any kindness. When they declared war, he was delighted, and sent masses of boyz to fight Lordess Nix. However, the Taldar saw the chaos this would result in, such as Zr'Ahgloth's lack of appearance in he March of the Apocalypse. So they prevented the Zazane from ever arriving in the first place. The Zazane still came, but were forced to befriend the Loron temporarily. it wasn't long, however, before they were at each other's throats once again.

March of the Apocalypse
Zr'Ahgloth's only known appearance after that is during Descension during the March of the Apocalypse. during this time, he fought against the Xhodocto and other demon swarm in the epic struggle to descend into Hell and defeat Kamik'Shi. Zr'ahgloth also served in the Final Battle; he helped distract the Xhodocto, who would have otherwise defeated the alies far quicker than he did.

Just before the Xhodocto were about to overrun Zr'Ahgloth, Kroc defeated them. zr'Ahgloth and his homiez survived...

Perils of Ottzello
Zr'Ahgloth served a huge purpose in the Second Ottzello Galactic War, as a leader ad as a fighter. he fought Warlord Titanozor, Voratah and the infamous Tyraz Breek. The fight with Tyraz is seen as iconic in Zazane and Loron culture.
 * Second Ottzello Galactic War

Zr'Ahgloth claims to have won all these fights but fact is that all were drawn.

Later, Zr'Ahgloth, alon with tyraz, was kidnappd. his temporary replacements were both killed, so th loron became servants of the Kralgon invasion Force. When he returned, he found the Loron working for the Kralgons, and went on his own one-man crusade to get them back. This failed, and, despite the damage he'd done, he was caught by the Kralgons.

They were about to execute him, however, they soon learned of a war by their allies, the Vartekians. The Vartekians were planning something huge... and the Kralgons owed the Vartekians a lot for their aid, and so rushed in to help. They also decided the Loron would be needed, and so, they commanded the Loron to work for them. But they'd need a strong leader... so they fitted Zr'Ahgloth with the system and forced him to work for them, in return for Loron independence. Currently, Zr'Ahgloth is leading Da Boyz to fight alongside his former enemy, to whom he owes a favour. Zr'Ahgloth achieved this favour; fighting in the Vartekian War.
 * Vartekian War

Being 100% free, Zr'Ahgloth was, however, enslaved by the Kralgon once again. The Kralgon let him have partial freedom, however. So when a time anomaly occurred creating and the Loron'Kikra, Zr'Ahgloth wanted to know about it. The two bosses had a rappers' beef before fighting in real life. Shu'ulathoi captured the two before the fight was finished, and put Zr'Ahgloth as his soldier alongside Hagto'Zhl. zr'Ahgloth ha been made to believe Shu'ulathoi was Roz'Tah'Flok The two couldn't resist but argue over little things, and when Shu'ulathoi hired Mac, Mac was put in charge of the two and told to split them up when they argued. Zr'Ahgloth continued to fight alongside the Corruptus, helping in their evil ways, by being cannon fodder and front soldiers. Later, shortly after Mac betrayed the Corruptus, the real Roz'Tah'Flok (a Taldar elder who created the Loron and imposed as a godlike Loron) told the truth to Zr'Ahgloth. Zr'Ahgloth betrayed the Corruptus, but dark Zr'Ahgloth didn't, and the beef began again. Zr'Ahgltoh later betrayed the Corruptus when the real Roz'Tah'Flok (a Taldar elder taking on a form the Loron could relate to, and creating the whole religion) converted him. Zr'Ahgltoh joined forces with old enemy Tyraz Breek to defeat Hagto'Zhl. During the final events of the war, Zr'Ahgloth also led his boys into invading the Corruptus Overworld. Zr'Ahgloth killed several Marinoxidiz and Kikras before helping in killing. After everyone was sucked into the Realm of Dreams, Zr'Ahgloth contributed into the final battle by distracting Shu'ytrogarva along with Mac and.
 * Second War of Block Fog

After Shu'ulathoi was defeated, Zr'Ahgloth partyed in New Draka, singing victory raps along with his boys. After a long party, Zr'Ahgloth and his boys travelled back to Ottzello, still commemorating on how they "beat da wannabe doods fer guud".

UNO
During UNO's first era, Zr'Ahgloth became a greater part of UNOL.
 * First era

marked Zr'Ahgloth's first encounter with, a group of rebel Loron who were not given the System. Zr'Ahgloth was also startled to see the Loron'Kikra and Hagto'Zhl were back to life. Overall, Zr'Ahgloth was not as involved in the conflict, letting Thr'aloy have some fun killing the enemies instead.

During the Place Your Bet campaign of the, Zr'Ahgloth served as UNO's main fighter along with. He fought several enemies, from assassins to epics, to the Rogue Leeda to even a. In the end, however, Zr'Ahgloth and the rest of UNOL survived, and Zr'Ahgloth personally killed Nexatru, the mastermind behind the fights, by crushing his neck.

During the, Zr'Ahgloth continued serving as UNOL's main muscle man. During an invasion by the, Zr'Ahgloth empowered into "Light Zr'Ahgloth" by Tuolog, so he could fight off Dark Gratz'kaoz. However, the empowering did little, as Dark Gratz'kaoz managed to kill Tuolog and, and left Zr'Ahgloth mortally wounded.
 * Second UNO era

During the invasion of the, Zr'Ahgloth would finally have a fight with Fre'kloar. The fight lasted around half an hour, and ended in a draw after both Loron were stopped by.

Personality
Zr'Ahgloth's role in UNOL is his sheer barbaric, aggressive and single-minded behaviour; often it's good to have muscle on a team of mostly non-fighters. Zr'Ahgloth's single-minded behaviour often makes decision-making much quicker, and his aggression makes war-based decisions for the Unified Nation easier; the other two militaristic leaders are the and, neither of which have the same "just go for it and kill" attitude Zr'Ahgloth does.

Da Propa Big Boss is a the type of Boss who always gets what he wants, and always wants what he gets. Since joining UNO, it has been possible to control him using The System. He focuses purely on what is best for Da Boyz and cares little about anything else. Prior to joining UNO, he will often beat up someone who holds a shiny object, which is "Da Bling" to Loron. He enjoys challenges, and is used to being the strongest Loron ever, so he often gets in to fights without knowing who or why it was. When it comes to politeness, he doesn't care- to him, life is just thrills & kills. It is this personality that earned him such a reputation.

One of the reasons most Loron like him is because he returned to their old traditions of killing everyone and causing terror, but made them worse. Past Lorons broke tradition and became a more happy empire, mindin their own business. Then Zr'Ahgloth took over. he did the old thing of doing everything himself, got rid of the Robots doing work and returned to Loron stupidity by getting rid of Da Skoolz and making them training barracks. Then he declared war on everyone he met. This was seen as positive, as the Loron were bored in their new way of life. They wanted a traditional one. They wanted someone to kill. And that's what Zr'Ahgloth gave to them.

However, since then, formed when Zr'Ahgloth joined the, who felt Zr'Ahgloth had done the opposite.

Appearance
Zr'Ahgloth appears different to many other Bosses- Zr'Ahgloth dons what is known to others as a mafia-cowboy style look. This look is iconic and unique to the Loron, and many rich Loron don that look rather than bling. All Loron bosses are painted so their spots are a different colour; Zr'Ahgloth painted his black, presumably to match his clothing.

Equipment
Da propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth has been seen with Heavy Blastas and ordinary Blastas, however, it is doubtful that he carries guns often, as he feels they are for "wimps who dunno how ta fight propa". He does, however, carry two guns which have been likened to Revolvers, although he rarely uses them. Since joining UNO, he has more frequently been found using UNO's weapons. Since joining UNO, he has also been given cybernetic implants, although these are all internal.

Abilities
Da Propa Big Boss is a born fighter. It is a well known fact he was born with genes geared for combat. His best abilities would have to be the fact that he feels less pain even than other Loron, his almost unbelievable stamina, and huge strength, which dwarfs that of most common Loron (and this was immense in common Loron anyway). On average, his arm transfers the energy of 72,000J; this means a single punch is as strong as 72,000N.

Homies
"YOR SIK MAN"


 * UNOL - deyz sik man
 * - dat chik wiv da powas an stoof. yor safe
 * - wise voodoo "wooooooo" crap geeza but a badman
 * - twat
 * - sik geeza man he lets me smash stoof an encourages it
 * - hes ok but propa warrias is liek me not him hurhurhur
 * - wobot wiv da tralkik geezas. sik guy
 * UNOC - ma privat army
 * -  YOR DA BEST MAN YOO ALWAYS HAV BIN
 * - oi oi oi yoo may be workin wiv thr'aloy but yoo lissen ta him hes bigga dan yoo. dat cleer?
 * - loron wannabe but hes propa propa propa strong man sik geeza
 * - hurhurhur man dis geezas propa cool wiv his sik boomz
 * - sik geeza man but talk moar
 * - thr'aloys not ya brotha ya muppet. still yor propa nice to dem an dey need someone liek yoo dere
 * - sum dum philosopha all on about protectin ya homies which is kinda sik but still
 * - propa propa propa sik fighta man. respect
 * Other homies - most of yoos ar ded but yeh
 * Fl'Ontalyx - ''yoo wer sik man w e fought togetha an smashed dem
 * Lo'Thakkon - yoo were a sik geeza
 * Fr'unthopal - a legend rappa yoo ar. dunt to no one dat yoo wrote most of ma lyrics tho hurhurhur

Neutral
"wat"


 * - hur man we was sik in da gladiata fing but i was sikka dan yoo so yeh

Enemies
"MUTHAFUKAS"


 * - LOSA
 * Tyraz Breek - I ALWAYS HATED YOO AN I DEXIST TA KILL YAS
 * Khazurhal Angazhar - OMG YOO WANNABE GOD MAN IMMA SHANK YOO IF YOO COM BAK
 * - OH MA DAYZ WANNABE ROZ'TAH'FLOK
 * - LOSA
 * - YOO WISH YOO WAS BETTA DAN ME
 * Rogue Leedas - GO DAI
 * - TOTAL WANNABE
 * - COPYCAT DUMBO
 * - HYPOCRIT I DUNT FINK DEY RAN AWAY FROM FIGHTS IN YOR DAY IDIOT
 * - IDIOT YOR NOT DA KING YA OWN BOYZ SAY SO
 * - DUMASS ROGUE BOYZ PUTTIN A CHIK IN CHARG WAT DA HELL

Quotes
"Pathetic mortal meat! His soul wouldn't even satisfy a Shorzhul!"

- Khazurhal Angazhar

"A hugely scary figure... we fear Da Propa Big Boss, and despise him at the same time."

- Galot

"Interesting... a powerful figure who is despised and thought of as foolish? Yet he still manages to do perfectly well..."

- Kralgon Emperor

"This boss Zr'Ahgloth could prove very useful..."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"Complete idiot. Enhough said."

- Commader Kies Kortograa of the Kraw Empire

"If Zr'Ahgloth is the best the Loron have to offer, we majorly underestimated their sheer stupidity."

- Ja'Dan Fleetfather of the Fordan Empire

"Blasted swine!"

"ARGH MAN I HATE YOO LOADS YOO COPY ME AN MA EMPIRE AN YOR A GAYFISH WHO LIKES BEEBA WAT DA HELL MAN YOR DUM AN YOR MOMS DUM GET A LIFE STOP COPYIN ME AN STOP TRYIN TA KILL ME CUS YOR TOO WEAK TA DO DAT HUR HUR HUR"

- Hagto'Zhl

"INCOMPETENT LOSA YOO IS RUINING DA BOYZ WE IS GONA KILL YOU"

- Da Rogue Boss

"Foolish mishap. You are nothing but an error that I will solve soon."

"What a strange fellow.He's so illiterate my Little Baki(Son) spells better than him"

- Ugandalore the Great

A selection of quotes from him:
 * From himself

I is da best SHUT UP DUMBO OR IMMA SHANK YOO Rap is da best eva ''ye? spode does exist? I saw him at pizza hut last night?'' PIZZA I DA BST FOOD DAT EVA EXSTED ''SO FLIPPIN SICK of dat tyraz dumbo. Get flippn ova yaself, losa.'' WAT DA HELL MAN DATS SIK I WANNA KILL DEM LET ME HAV A GO

Trivia

 * Zr'Ahgloth is designed to represent Technobliterator's brother

In Spore
Sporesauce 95 originally created him. He had imagined the leader as a sort of Mafia Leader. Technobliterator liked the idea, and used it, and later created a much taller Zr'Ahgloth since Sporesauce didn't have a Sporepedia account.