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Universal Discussion Board
 This is a universal discussion board, from which all empires can give any announcements to every other empire. This board is not under the control of any organised entity unlike the Seven Starr Alliance, Universal Alliance of Nations, or Intergalactic Federation, so that all empires can send and recieve messages here.

The universal discussion board is available on common hyperluminal frequency #97, subspace frequency #201, and common holonet frequency #1138. The primary communications nexus for the board is in the Sol system in the Plazith Rim; other relays exist in the Cyrannus, Forma, Ghelaxin, and Girdo Galaxies. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire 

Invasion: Continued
"NO! Angazhar, with the universe on your demonic back, you will be destroyed before our sisters-in-peace get eliminated! Everyone, let's do this for the peace of the universe!"

- Ms.Pepis

"[Laughs] You're still alive? [Manic Laughter] I'd like to see a barely advanced...'Kutnamyu'....like yourself try."

- Angazhar

"*Reply to their "visit"* Yay! Come to our major party in Asgordia!"

- Empress Helenia of the Asgord Empire

"Don't you get it? They said it sarcastically. They are going to DESTROY you! Prepare for the worse! *Sets up Ascended Walls near the Asgord Homeworld* These should hold till they come."

- Ms.Pepis

"Our transapient AI allies will make short work of your inferior animal-like forms. They say, bipeds are not the most effective physiology."

- Transapient mind.

''*pets Anghazar's hologram* I agree with the Asgord. You're not as threatening as you think you are. *smiles* You were imprisoned once before, and there are plenty more swords in the world. It'll take a while for us to take you seriously once again. ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

"[Extreme Manic Laughter] You're stupider than I thought!"

- Angazhar

''Yep, you got that right! ~ Commodore Hlraka'' "Girdo Empire, want to be friends with us?"

- Empress Helenia from the Asgord Empire

"Stop laughing, it is so...Cliché. You are a laughing stock of the universe, for it is not for you to laugh at us, in fact, the entire multiverse laughs at you!"

- DCP.

"So, Angazhar, you're back. I'm looking forward to cutting off your head... multiple times."

- Chief Ambassador Carillion

''We may befriend you later, Asgord. Not yet, though. Our galaxy... isn't in the best of states at the moment. *smiles* ~ Commodore Hlraka''

"Does your....insolence have no bounds? I laugh at you for your pathetic excuses for intimidation. If you haven't noticed...your technology is like a little piece of scrap metal. You are fighting forces which you don't know even the half of..."

- Angazhar

"You cannot destroy us everywhere, even if you destroy us in this universe, we will exist in the next, for we are quantum immortal! Your attempts at extinguishing all life is ultimately futile. Now break away from your semigod, he is not omnipotent, and live your life!"

- DCP.

"[Laughs] Bad choice of words. Commence attack. Leave none alive. Bring the leaders to me."

- Angazhar

"Awww, Angie, you are so cute! *Pets her hologram*"

- Empress Helenia of the Asgord Empire

"Our Emperor, was able to block Kamik'Shi's power, he is also immortal."

- DCP.

"This...pathetic power that you are telling me is of no effect. One. One, puny immortal insect. Against...a transfinite...immortal race which has never been destroyed. Quantum Immortality sounds boring. Impress me."

- Angazhar

''Sorry, do you mind if I get a word in edgeways? Thanks. Anyway...''

No, Angazhar, of course'' our insolence knows no bounds. According to you, if we're insolent, then we die at your hands. If we're obedient, we also die, and in the exact same way. So why not have some fun before our inevitable end?''

''By the way, we lost contact with Girdo five minutes ago. Literally. It's gone. *smirks*''

''I'm first in command of the Girdo Empire now, if you want your drones to kill me. Assuming you're concerned about an anonymous empire armed with "scrap metal", that is. I don't mind if you leave us alone, of course. ~ Commodore Hlraka''

"I would have thought your species (yes, whether you like it or not we consider you life) would know about quantum mechanics. Simply put, while we observe people dying around us, we ourselves never percieve our own death (even though people see us dying). This is because parallel duplicates of ourselves are constantly created across new quantum universes. Lets imagine, lets say, a guy called Angazhar. He gets up, and heads off to work. Imagine all the things in our daily lives that could harm us. Just the slightest miscalculation in driving could lead to accident, and by probability, these things add up. It really surprises me that Angazhar have lived even this long, his chance of survival in a fixed universe is almost 0. However, luckily in Angazhar's view of existence, he makes it to work. But due to quantum mechanics, there are all sorts of universes where he died on the way, leading to different timelines where people observed his death. But to Angazhar, he is unaware of this timeline. In effect, this goes on forever. We are trapped in our universes, and Angazhar will eventually observe the death of the universe, alone, since everybody is trapped in their own, where they are the only survivors, everybody would be experiencing the same thing. Scary isn't it? But the universe isn't cotton candy, nor is it cold and harsh is just is so. Impressed?"

- DCP

"I'm not impressed in your mortal science. Quantum Immortality is almost like second nature. You're telling me something that we were created to understand. [Sighs] i'm bored. Let's see some souls fly."

- Angazhar

"No. Let's see DEMONS fly!"

- Ms.Pepis

"Then we shall bore you with more of our mortal science. Now lets move on to the Strong Anthropic Participatory Universe theory! :D"

- Dr.Kenders.

"Dr.Kenders, glad to see you. How long has it been? Anyways, explain to these demons that they are life just like us PLEASE! Proves a point AND bores them. No offence"

- Ms.Pepis

''I wouldn't have thought that it would be so easy to bore a supernatural being. A sense of ennui seems like the sort of thing that should only benefit a mortal. ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

"Well, it took you long enuff. Its been, what, three months since you were driven out. And speaking of driven out, what makes you think we won't just shove you out again? If we did it once, we can do it again, and the gigaquatrant has only gotten stronger since you left."

- Evermind

"In which our power...has grown in return. Where you have gained confidence will only result in a greater satisfaction for us. Your humiliation is our source of humour."

- Angazhar

"Your confidence...annoys me. Pray that you wont annoy me further."

- Angazhar

"The DCP will troll the Xhodocto on the subspace communications! How is your wife today Angazhar? Oh yes she is dead.  Poor lonely Xhodocto, pitful, almost."

- DCP troll.