Creature talk:Cephalodian

An RP between me and Irskaad on IRC!
 * [19:37]  Kraw - O_o Living ship? Say goodbye to him when his lifespan ends. Our ships last longer.
 * [19:38]  Not this one, its got biological immortality tech
 * [19:39]  And can grow "buds", children or clones which become new ships.
 * [19:39]  Kraw - *Faints at the wierdness of all this*
 * [19:39]  It can also adapt its growth, its sentient
 * [19:40]  Then how can you control a living ship? What do the insides look like? Does it poop?
 * [19:40]  Ceph - While when your Kraw ship is heavily damaged, it cannot clone itself or heal. It is wasted
 * [19:40]  Kraw - We can fix it.
 * [19:40]  Ceph - Not always
 * [19:41]  Kraw - Yeah... But seriously, I wouldn't want to have gastric fluids all over me when I pilot it.
 * [19:41]  Our bioships have healed from DCP attacks, while almost your entire fleet was destroyed beyond repair
 * [19:41]  Ceph - We control it via symbiosis
 * [19:42]  Kraw - I don't get it anymore, how do you get in then?
 * [19:42]  Ceph - The insides re based onyour opinion
 * [19:42]  Ceph - Yes it does poop, it poops fluidic shielding
 * [19:42]  Commander Valoxii - I'll take one! 650000 KR!
 * [19:42] <Irskaad> Kraw - WTF Valoxii
 * [19:42] <Wormy> We walk into one of its orifices
 * [19:43] <Wormy> Ceph - Not for sale
 * [19:43] <Wormy> Ceph - They are not slaves, or pets
 * [19:43] <Irskaad> Valoxii - DAMMIT You guys suck
 * [19:43] <Irskaad> Kraw - ^
 * [19:43] <Wormy> Ceph - They are intelligent people whom we work with
 * [19:43] <Irskaad> Valoxii - They're not people, they're ships
 * [19:43] <Irskaad> Kraw - ^
 * [19:44] <Wormy> Ceph - Trwat them like ships and they will digest you
 * [19:44] <Irskaad> Valoxii - Oooooooooh I'm so scared! Hah.
 * [19:44] <Irskaad> Kraw - ^
 * [19:46] <Irskaad> Valoxii - We don't believe any word of what you say. If you buy something, you own it.
 * [19:46] <Wormy> Ceph - They are not for sale
 * [19:46] <Irskaad> (They should teach the Kraw a lesson XD)
 * [19:47] <Irskaad> Kraw - Because you don't value money, hippies?
 * [19:49] <Wormy> Ceph - Because they have feelings and are sentient
 * [19:49] <Irskaad> Valoxii - Feelings? Hah! We don't believe you, it's a frakking ship!
 * [19:49] <Wormy> Ceph - While I would love to bareate with you further I must leave you
 * [19:49] <Irskaad> Kraw - Coward fraks.
 * [19:50] <Wormy> Ceph - I do not exist to be poked fun at
 * [19:50] <Irskaad> Valoxii - Why? Afraid your ship will toss you out of its hole?
 * [19:50] <Irskaad> (Lol at the Kraw)
 * [19:50] <Wormy> Ceph - Why don;t you come inside?
 * [19:51] <Wormy> Ceph - Find it too dirty for your pampered soul?
 * [19:51] <Irskaad> Valoxii - I will. I am 3rd to Kies and I won't fail! Come to us!
 * [19:51] <Wormy> Ship - NOM
 * [19:51] <Wormy> Ceph - Looks like his didn't like you.
 * [19:52] <Irskaad> Kraw - What happened to Valoxii?
 * [19:52] <Wormy> Ceph - He won't kill you. Those aren't our ways, but you should enjoy a nice trip through his gut tract
 * [19:53] <Irskaad> Valoxii - *Inside* Fucking ship, you have no feelings, you can't even talk!
 * [19:53] <Wormy> **farts**
 * [19:54] <Irskaad> Valoxii - *Wears a breather*
 * [19:55] <Irskaad> Valoxii - Just a coincidence. You are a ship, and ships are to serve!
 * [19:57] <Irskaad> Kraw - It's just a ship.
 * [19:57] <Wormy> Ship - NOM
 * [19:58] <Wormy> *ship drops the pair off in a deep jungle*
 * [19:58] <Wormy> Ship - Goodbye, ah thats better **poos them out**
 * [19:58] <Irskaad> Valoxii - Ok, it's Horehronie, and forests are really small, so- did it just talk?
 * [19:58] <Wormy> Ship - Yes
 * [19:59] <Irskaad> Kraw - *Faints*    Valoxii - Ships serve people, you don't have any special rights just because you're alive!
 * [20:00] <Wormy> I am not a ship. I just carry the Cephalodian inside me when we want to go to to fesivels.
 * [20:00] <Wormy> Think of a piggy back ride
 * [20:00] <Irskaad> Valoxii - *Takes a picture, and throws it to the floor* You ARE one
 * [20:01] <Wormy> meh
 * [20:01] <Irskaad> Valoxii - Hmph. *5 Minutes later, they arrive at Vorextarga, near Byarg*
 * [20:04] <Irskaad> (Lol Kraw got owned)
 * [20:23] <Wormy> lol