Creature:Loron



"Da Boyz is da best. 'Nuff said."

- Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

My first Carnivore and Warrior Creature. VERY aggressive. =What I did with them in Spore=

Current Empire
I haven't actually done anything to them! Just use them for fiction XD.

Evolution
The Lorons evolved by killing all others, eating them, and stealing tech from them. Civilized lorons had to flee and spread across the world. The Lorons conquered a Religious nation and learned the religion. Most of them didn't give a damn about it, however, but they still became slightly less evil, in that they have some allies.

=Fiction=

Info
The Loron are evil. They eat, and eat and CONQUER ALL (except the powerful empires).They are barbaric creatures that cause hell upon all, and eat space wanderers. They kill everything. EVERYONE that dares go near them dies. Then becomes breakfast. Though several creatures have a backup to this, tough the Loron are trying to create another backup meaning that the diseases they get are no longer capable. They are kidnapping scientists for this. They also steal from randomers who walk by and are known for stealing candy from kids and robbing banks. Also for stealing tech.

They are constantly reproducing and there are billions of Lorons. But not all are part of the Da propa Big Loron Empire, and other empires are constantly fighting each other for fun. They become enemies with everyone and no one really likes them. They are now at the point where they gain a star sytem every second! Furthermore, they are constantly getting into wars that the Loron can afford while the others cannot.

Of course, their friends, the Ottzels often end up terraforming it- they couldn't care less if the people were unhappy. They evolved everything majorly... except their brains. In fact all of their intelligence (well, 80%) goes towards how to kill well. They are strong enough that
 * 1) Loron can take on an Epic.
 * 2) could obliterate one in seconds.

They Also have an empire of so many billions and billions across nearly every galaxy in existence that not even the Galot can count in one lifetime.

Recently, they've been shown to be smart, which is impossible for any one Loron. This is because they use the AIz and Da Chikz, so essentially they cheat. Their brain is nearly all "How ta kill good", and thanks to Da Chikz, they are born naturals at using technology, but not making it.

The Loron were created by Da Chikz by the Taldar initially as a defence program against several threats in the Galaxy, that the Taldar later defeated or pushed back. These include the Xhodocto and the Grox. But they were given a bit too much intelligence, and made a bit too strong. It is for this reason the Loron are barbaric killers- they act all tough, while they obliterate anyone in close combat, long range and space combat they rely on their numbbers alone. Though the Loron outnumber everyone One million to one, and when they don't by that time, there are so many Loron they make their armies bigger with no cost! They don't have to pay for their armies- every Loron becomes a fighter, since when Lorons fight, hundreds of endorphins are released. This is largely thanks to their origins.

The Loron are known to be incredible rappers.

War
About the only thing the Loron are good at. They steal from other races technology so their technology is the most advanced ever and they kidnap scientists, often then end up torturing them and eating their brains to gain their knowledge. In terms of strategies, they have AI s that dictate good tactics and that is way they have not yet lost a war (if you can retreats as not losing). Also, they have so many billions of planets they own, or at least inhabit, all of which are protected by Nano-defence grid. This means the Nano-units destroy pretty much all threat. Recent technology from the Taldar stolen means they are incredibly powerful... that and the Tyranodes... and OtzDie.

Econony
Loron economy kinda sucks. Actually, it does suck. They make money from stealing and from black markets. And no one works except for slaves. No why are they slim again?

Technology
Loron tech is crude and often made of scrap. They have Tekk AI and Mekk AI which train their Tekkas and Mekkas. Tekkas are for getting stolen technology to work, Mekkas are making tech out of scrap and scavenged stuff.

Religion
Lorons don't know what this means. But they do have a religion.

Leader
Their leader is Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

Main Empire
Da Propa Big Loron Empire is an empire that spans not only the galaxy and beyond, but billions and billions of planets beyond any other Empire. Also goes over 4 dimensions. They are more powerful than all the other Loron rogue empires by FAR. Their armies are lead by Commander Thr'aloy and they "kill all".

Fighting
Loron are natural fighters, in several ways, thanks to how Da Chikz created them.

Culture
Loron culture, or kultyur, as they call it, is savage. The laws are that:
 * no Loron is allowed to steal more than half of another persons property
 * Loron can't kill without a reason This has been changed- if you are one of da big boyz You can, but otherwise, you can only if they've 'been sad to you'
 * Loron have to be nice to guests before eating them. if they want to eat them.
 * The technonet is dangerous- Loron are advised to steer away from it. This rule was re-written. They are allowed to upload as many viruses as they please.
 * A young Loron is not allowed to talk to strangers- they must eat his/her brain instead.
 * Loron Chicks are not sexy (they're not even Loron, they're spider-like things that give birth). Lorons have to deal with it.
 * If a Loron is born with problems, it is eaten, along with the Chik responsible

History
The Loron have had a brutal history of disgrace. Don't ask them about their history though. They don't know what it means.

Dimension
After The recent Taldar incident, the Loron shared a dimension with Ottzello- The Ottzella Dimension is a secluded dimension that barely anyone enters. Each species has a shield around it's main galaxy. Since the Loron recover quickly, this means they cannot ever be defeated!! Furthermore they have 4 of their own dimensions by the Taldar- 4 sub-dimensions of the main one, rather than the other's one dimension each.

Population
Thanks to a Taldar artefact, it was recently discovered that there are over Two Hundred Billion Loron Chikz and Over 999999999 trillion Loron Boyz, this ius spread over 4 dimensions and millions of colonies in this universe.

Males
The Loron Males, known as "Da Boyz" are the main Loron. They're pretty much the only Loron. They're tough, strong, well developed, and, while stupid, their brain is big and they are clever enough to instantly know a target's weakness, weak points, and how to eat it. However, that doesn't mean they're clever enough to know what not to eat.

Females
The Loron females, known as "Da Chikz" need a whole section. They're not really Female Loron, they're a totally different species. they are also the brains behind technology. But they lack strength. And numbers.

Artificial Intelligence
Loron Artificial Intelligence, or Da Geekz, are intelligent computers mass produced by Da Chikz in factories, to suit many purposes. But their intelligence is vital to helping the Loron become as powerful as they are.

Allies
They are currently allied with:
 * The Ottzel Empire- A fairly evil Empire in the same galaxy
 * The Ssik Empire- Also evil
 * The Gablinus-Avis- People who also like parties and eating!
 * The Ruin Sector Alliance Asked to ally with the Lorons so they accepted.
 * The Darklings- Liked the fact that the Loron were powerful so they allied!
 * The New Zazane- A new race of Zazane led by Tarchin Ko, who has big plans for the alliance.
 * The AWA - Offered them an alliance for being Warriors.

Enemies
They are at war with:
 * Everyone they meet.
 * The Grox
 * The Telzoc Empire
 * The Delpha Coalition of Planets (see the page)
 * The Taxton
 * The Vartekian Empire
 * The Defensive System's Bloc
 * The Raptora
 * The Sylit Republic
 * The Galot Republic
 * The Sporox
 * The Xhodocto- Unlike most other's cases of war with them, the Loron started it!
 * The BNSC

Neutral
They are not at war with:
 * The Rambo Nation
 * The TIAF and their allies.
 * The United Republic of Cyrannus

Quotes from other races
"The Loron think they're so hard, they're all like we watch a murder when the victim is eaten and they all go "Why're you laughing? You're next!" then our good old Captain Dakster absolutely MURDERED THEM! They only allied because they're scared of us."

- Ottzellian Empire (they can talk)

"I'm getting a bit concerned for the Lorons. They don't follow any religion, they just stuff their gobs all day and take the mic out of others. They have no social skills. Maybe we should teach them?"

- Galots

"Name:Loron. Personality:Act all hard. Good:Similar personality to us Bad:They called us geeks, they're insignificant, they attacked us. Conclusion:EXTERMINATE!"

- Grox

"They will make good allies... We will rule them... The Allies will pay... They will eat cheesecake... IF THEY OBEY US!"

- Ssik

"I wonder if the Loron have a figthing style...If so, I would like to test it against ours."

- Khazurhal Angazhar, Demon King of the Deathmarch

"The Lorons will feast... feast upon the destruction that will come swiftly to their pitfall civilization! The very air around them is tarnished with the blood already spilled upon them by themselves."

- Vartekian Empire

"Hah! The Loron the most idiotic species the DCP has ever encountered. Barely sapient these savage barbarians believe they have won so many victories in our war, even though they are quite minor.  The DCP is enjoying to blast their planets and systems, as we use them to test our newest weapons on!"

- Emperor Wormulus II

"The Loron will be vanquished, as my great army rides the stars in search of the next system. I will crush all who lies before me, I will destroy all things Loron, and end their savage regime! Prepare Loron, prepare to suffer horribly under my energy mace!"

- Warlord Titanozor of the DCP.

"The Loron are an evil and idiotic race that have grow to large to handle they have only surived this long due to their sheer size the Grox tell us they soon will no longer be a problem."

- Taxton Grand Council

"The latest insulting adjective to enter our language; Loronic!."

- Captain Ingcos

"The Loron have the intelligence of a fossilized insect and if they continue their moronic ways they shall be purged from the universe."

- Admiral Cretaceous

"Fools, barbarians and incapable of enlightenment. Just one word: blasphemy. And just one word what to do with them. EXTERMINATE!"

- Spiritmaster Tadjeleon

"The Loron are interesting, and like us in many ways, i just hope that the party goes well!"

- Captain Arian

"Hmmmm loron might be useful to us.(Seeing a loron trying to eat a stick.) Or maybe not."

- Darkling Empire

"The Loron think they're so tough. Eating other species, killing for no reason whatsoever...that's just sick. They had better hope they stay peaceful with us."

- Tybusen Empire

"The Loron are probably the most unintelligent beings in the galaxy, no, the Universe. They think they will rule everyone. Have they met the Xhodocto? The Vartekians? The CSA? The whole Universal community will laugh while their last survivor is murdered."

- Sylit Republic

"Bigfatstupidaliensaywhat?!"

- Tybusen Empire, in response to the Loron's declaration of war.

"The Loron aggrivate us to an extent that we do not understand. We cannot comprehend their knowledge's extent. Such a small brain in such a large cranium cap. If they tried to eat a Xhodocto they would burn inside out."

- Khazurhal Draguros/Kamik-Shi, Supreme Demon King of the Deathmarch

"The Zazane-Loron Alliance is finished! Prepare to die, Loron! Death, Destruction, and Total Extinction!!"

- Lordess Nix, Queen of the Zazane

"The Loron think they're so tough, well they better meet our big weapons because they will blow them away!!!!A message in the language:We are da big one's now, you are da geekz, you are da stupid Loron oups not da Lorons but da Morons like da Xhodocto said."

"We are extremely angry at the Loron for their new OtzDie. That's pure evil! They must be destroyed! But we can't kill them- they have 4 invincible dimensions!"

- Galot

"We find it strange that such a creature could've even developed sentience, let alone space travel. Most of the space in their rather large skull is devoted to keeping their undersized and underworked brain barely functional, which we find rather amusing."

- Salsetthe Exobiologist Qagh'var

"we are new to this species and are disgusted how the brains of the loron have been allowed to rot to this extent"

- Greux empire

"We will stop our attack, as long as they stop theirs!"

- Tarchin Ko, the new King of the Zazane

"We are friends with them, but lets face the facts: they're stupid. They barely know their lefts from their rights!"

- Bibiulor Empire

"We applaud them for being at war with the Tybusen, but they're still just mindless barbarians. Even the Tybusen think we're better than them! And we hate fried chicken!"

- Levisala Empire

"Loron Morons. A bunch of idiots they are. How did they even turn space faring? Did they get blasted in the head after they went in space or something?"

- Birdaraptor Empire

"We have use for them, and they have use for us. They are creepy and unpleasant and very good at subduing a population"

- Excation empire Representative

"Seeing that one of the most powerful empire in this realtiy created them i do not wish that my most prized creation the Taxton destroy them rather contain them none the less it is my divde will to preseve them however my bansihment pervents me."

- Senkra

"Loron, yer' a discrase to the universe and I cannot' see how you think anything is eatable, also be on the lookout for our skynormus (he loves that word) fleets of ships who will be attackin' you on sight. Ya got that soldier?"

- General Gargarenis

"ALLIES!! We want to ally with everyone even if they are bad baddies or nasty wastties!"

- The Reckzo

Quotes from themselves
"Eat! Eat! I gotta eat!"

- A Loron counsellor

"Call off your fighta before I blast it to pieces."

- Thr'aloy, Omnipotent of the Loron

"Da galaxy is filled wiv weirdos... for Loronz ta crush... den eat... den Lorons can do the boogie-woogie!"

- Another counsellor... he's nearly right, isn't he?

"Grox are gay."

- A little Loron kid.. he's wrong, they're not very happy ever, are they?

"I believe I can fly... oh yeah, I got wings, donnI?"

- The same little kid

"How long must we put up with dese allies? Eat em already!"

- Loron Emperor

"We is da Loron ,we is da best. We is gonna kill yas ,we not rest!"

- Loron chant

Pictures
meh ill show them anyways!

Trivia

 * The Loron started out by Technobliterator as the opposite of his previous save game, the Galot. Rather than making them ally with others, the Loron simply ate, and were carnivores.
 * The Loron fiction was inspired by:
 * Modern day: Chav & Bullies- I wanted them to be a bit like chavs but not taking the mic out of them. They act all hard, diss people, rapping and use "chavvy language" and are quite dumb. But only in a way slightly like chavs (Techno is a bit of a chav himself!)
 * Metal Gear Solid: The way the Loron are created using someone else' genes and improved on is a reference to the same way Solid Snake was created using Big Boss' genes
 * Warhammer 40,000: The way the Loron are barbaric and don't use proper language is a reference to the Orks from Warmhammer 40k, who are the same. However they have many differences
 * There is not one new empire to SporeWiki that doesn't eventually go to war with the Loron
 * The Loron are described as "Loronic" and "Loronly", however, the words mustn't get mixed up because:
 * Loronly is an adjective and sometimes a singular word to describe how strong, tough and good at dissing a Loron is. Basically how Loron-like they are in a good way
 * Loronic is a term conned by the Lequains (Liquid Ink on SporeWiki) but inspired by the Vartekians (Richardson 72). It is an insult comparing them to the stupidity of a Loron
 * Loron were created 18:35, January 29, 2010 (source:history page)
 * The idea of the Loron having several different empires originated from when Technobliterator found several random Loron empires that were not his
 * While taxonomy is now listed as Technobliterator, it was originally done by Imperios.