User:Theshoman

= Headline textItalic text =Joe "THESHOMAN" Ferris

Joe was born on 21 January 1956 in Grant Hospital (it no longer exists) in Chicago, Il. Joe's full given legal name is Joseph Emerson Ferris. Mom thought that sounded very Presidential. Joe is named after his two Grandfathers; Joseph Taft (originally immigrated from the U.K.) and Emerson Fay Ferris. Joe's parents were Robert Edward Ferris and Louise Mable Taft Ferris (both very interesting personalities on their own).

Joe's only sibling is named Edward Robert Ferris, as a tribute to the Family Line, born 14 January 1952. Ed married Jane Marie Harkess in 1972, when they were both twenty years of age. Ed and Jane have 3 Sibling, the nicest kids you'd ever want to meet (but they may be a LITTLE spoiled - by yours truely and DAD). They are Christa Marie Ferris, Tammy Anne Ferris Cantagallo and Robert Edward Ferris (there's that family line thing again - we call him Rob!). The four of us, Ed's kids and I are really starting to connect again; I have had a lot of personal stuff in my life - 2007 was a bad year for me; we communicate on FACEBOOK (It's FUN!!!).

I hope some day to put my entire history on this Wikipage, or maybe you'll just read my first book. I consider myself somewhat of a WRITER, with many and varied interest. I hope to become a major contributor to the Wiki Community.

Right now I consider myself to have 4 jobs, but you can wrap them all up with one term, I'm an ENTREPRENUER!!! That's right, I work for myself. Right about now your saying to yourself, HE"S A BUM!!! No I just got tired of being treated by my bosses like a piece of obsolete machinery!  Use me til' I'm all used up and get a faster, dumber model for 1/2 the price.

That's my story and I'm Stickin' to IT!!!

Joe "THESHOMAN" Ferris