Fiction:Bordooshio Empire

"The Bordooshio were originally just peaceful worshippers of Spode. Then, on one fateful day, a Grox probe arrived at Bordooshia.  It fired some sort of weapon at High Minister Norvath XXI, and he went insane.  So that's how I'm stuck here behind this crashed spaceship, defending myself from fanatics with laser rifles." -Admiral Chicken McNugget