SporeWiki:IRC/Quotes

"[21:36]  Why am I in half of the IRC moments"

- Xho

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Explodingstomachception
[16:44] * Xho eats Cyrannian [16:44] * Cyrannian explodes out of Xho's stomach [16:44] * Cyrannian eats Xho [16:45] * Xho explodes out of Cyrannian's stomach [16:45] * Xho eats Cyrannian [16:45] * Cyrannian explodes out of Xho's stomach [16:45] * Cyrannian eats Xho [16:45] * Xho explodes out of Cyrannian's stomach [16:45] * Xho eats Cyrannian [16:45] * Cyrannian explodes out of Xho's stomach [16:45] * Cyrannian eats Xho [16:45] * Xho explodes out of Cyrannian's stomach [16:45] * OluapWorker throws Xho and Cyrannian at the Asgord pits [16:45] <@OluapWorker> SHUP [16:45]  Explodingstomachception

OluapPlayer on Cyrannian
[21:59] <@OluapPlayer> PAEGS STILL NOT FINISHED [21:59] * OluapPlayer throws Cyrannian into an Asgord black hole

Éireann
[23:34]	Monet	Apart from the whole 'world destruction part' does this sound familiar? (P.S. I forgot to mention their society is ancient and once ruled a vast empire. Purebloods can apparently turn into snakes of any size) [23:34]	Monet	Hi [23:35]	Irskaad	No to me [23:36]	Monet	Wormy tends to mention them a lot and Cyr says he is one... [23:37]	Catface	Irish? [23:37]	Irskaad	LOL

Out of Character Moment
[22:08] <@OluapPlayer> Cyrannian: imma add stoof to ur to-do list hurhurhur [22:09] <@Cyrannian> Good, hopefully I can keep on track of it all. [22:09] <@OluapPlayer> You took this well [22:09] <@OluapPlayer> NUU [22:09] * OluapPlayer explodes violently [22:11] <@Cyrannian> hurhurhur [22:11] <@Cyrannian> Now that he's dead, I can complain. [22:11] * OluapPlayer reforms [22:11] <@OluapPlayer> sssss [22:11] * Cyrannian starts yelling [22:11] <@Cyrannian> NGH

One Word Answers
[19:19]  If there's something that should burn and rot under Angazhar's foot, its one word answers. [19:19]  Ok [19:19]  FFFFUUUUUUUU [19:19]  :trollface:

Hivemind Shenanigans
[00:15] * Xho_ gets an umbrella [00:15]  Why an umbrella? [00:15]  Because I just can [00:17] * OluapPlayer steals Xho_'s umbrella [00:17] <@OluapPlayer> mien [00:17] * Cyrannian steals the umbrella and flies away [00:17]  As you do [00:17] <@OluapPlayer> Hivemind theft [00:18] * The_Randomness watches as OluapPlayer turns into Rubberfruit [00:18] <@Cyrannian> Mary Poppins taught me. [00:18]  HAO DIS HAPN [00:18] * Xho_ is now a pah [00:18] * OluapPlayer looks at The_Randomness with a Soldier derp face [00:18] * The_Randomness is now a shoe [00:19]  RubberFruit, Pie and Shoe [00:19]  What a night this has been [00:19] <@OluapPlayer> I blame Cyrannian [00:19]  Don't we all [00:19] <@Cyrannian> So do I. [00:19]  C [00:19] <@OluapPlayer> lol

Xho has 0 F**** to give
[17:29]  Let's celebrate this day with a magic trick. [17:29]  Pick a number [17:29] <Irskaad> 21 [17:29] <Xho> Square it [17:29] <Irskaad> 4.58 [17:30] <Xho> Not square root [17:30] <Xho> Square it [17:30] <@OluapPlayer> 21 x 21 = 4.58 [17:30] <@OluapPlayer> wot [17:30] <Irskaad> Oh square [17:31] <Irskaad> I immediatly thought sqrt luls [17:31] <Xho> ...Well? [17:31] <Irskaad> 21^2 = 441 [17:31] <Xho> Divide by the original number [17:32] <Imperios> Noic [17:32] <Irskaad> 21 [17:32] <@OluapPlayer> dis redundant [17:32] <Xho> Now take away by the number you originally thought of [17:32] <Monet> Let me guess... 0? [17:32] <Irskaad> 21 - 21 0 [17:32] <Irskaad> = 0* [17:32] <Xho> GOOD [17:33] <Xho> YOU JUST ARRIVED AT THE NUMBER OF FUCKS I GIVE [17:33] <Technobliterator> LOL

Yelling
[23:04] <@OluapPlayer> ~kick Cyrannian [23:04] * infobot kicks Cyrannian [23:04] <@OluapPlayer> finish paegs grrr [23:05] <@Cyrannian> Frakking picture won't update. [23:07] * Cyrannian yells at his picture [23:08] * OluapPlayer yells at Cyrannian [23:08] * Cyrannian yells at himself and then cries in a corner [23:08] * OluapPlayer yells at his yelling and then explodes [23:08] <@Cyrannian> IRC moment. [23:09] <@OluapPlayer> hur [23:09] <@Cyrannian> In otherwords, I'm bored.

The Hivemind has a Baby
[00:29] == Liquid_Ink [79d2d805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.210.216.5] has joined #sporewiki [00:29] <Liquid_Ink> What happened while I was gone? [00:29] <@Cyrannian> Xho gave birth to OluapPlayer. [00:30] <Xho> I WHAT [00:30] * Xho implodes [00:30] <Liquid_Ink> Was Technobliterator the father? [00:30] <@Cyrannian> No, I was. *pervfaic* [00:31] <Liquid_Ink> Erotic. [00:31] <Xho> OH WHAT [00:31] * Xho implodes again [00:31] <Liquid_Ink> Personally, I'd prefer Techno to you, but it's Xho's choice. [00:32] <Xho> It wasn't by choice by the sounds of things [00:32] <Xho> Bloody waptors [00:32] <Xho> You can't beat them these days [00:32] <@Cyrannian> Which, because of the hivemind, means that Xho, Oluap and I had a baby which turned out to be all of us. [00:32] <Xho> IMPOSSIBRU [00:32] <@Cyrannian> Yeah, shit is fucked up.

:P
[00:17] <Xho> Sometimes I wonder if you lot are stupid intentionally or if it was biological predisposition. [00:18] <Irskaad> Nah, it's just that I'm an obsessed fan :P [00:18] <@Cyrannian> There's a difference? :P [00:18] <Xho> No. :P [00:18] <@Cyrannian> I'm furious. :P [00:18] <Xho> You have no idea. :P [00:18] <Irskaad> LOL :P [00:18] <Atamolos> Why are we all doing this. :P [00:18] <@Cyrannian> Okay, lets not turn this into a craze. :P

Everything As Usual
[14:47] == OluapPlayer [bd0ebea1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.14.190.161] has joined #sporewiki [14:47] == mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ [14:47] <Reebutt17> Borealis? [14:47] <Needles_10> Borealis? Plazith Rim? [14:47] <Xho> Plazith Rim? The fuck is that? [14:47] <Reebutt17> Cyrannus? [14:47] <Needles_10> Milky Way, Xho. Look at the page. [14:47] <Xho> THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU CALL IT MILKY WAY THEN [14:48] <Needles_10> BECAUSE! [14:48] <@OluapPlayer> I join to see Xho raging [14:48] <@OluapPlayer> Everything is normal

Ghelae on the Evil Council of Doom
[20:24] <Ghelae> Evil Councils of Doom are my favourite type of Councils of Doom.

Accident with the Lightsaber
[20:24] <@OluapWorker> And you need to go finish paegs [20:24] <@OluapWaptor3546> NEVER [20:24] <@OluapWorker> If that's so [20:25] * OluapWaptor3546 pulls out a lightsaber and cuts off OluapWaptor3546's hands [20:25] * OluapWorker forces OluapWaptor3546 to be pet by a cute Asgord baby [20:25] <@OluapWaptor3546> Oh god whoops [20:25] == Wormy_ has changed nick to Wormy [20:25] <@OluapWorker> You cut your own hands off lul [20:25] <@OluapWaptor3546> Damn tab button [20:25] <Ghelae> Lightsabers can be tricky to use.

Hivemind has no limits
[16:52] == Xho [5ac81151@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.81] has joined #sporewiki [16:53] <Xho> Why did Jack fall off the swing? [16:54] <Avetzan> ? [16:54] <Xho> He had no arms [16:54] <Xho> Also [16:54] <Xho> Knock knock [16:54] == Cyrannian [5629ee44@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.41.238.68] has joined #sporewiki [16:54] == mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ [16:54] <Xho> Cyrannian: Why did Jack fall off the swing? [16:55] <@Cyrannian> Because he had no arms. [16:55] <Xho> ... [16:55] <Xho> Motherfucker [16:55] <@Cyrannian> Knock knock. [16:55] <Xho> Motherfucker. [16:56] <Xho> I was about to pull off that joke to someone else [16:56] <Xho> Motherfucker. [16:56] <@Cyrannian> :>

Xho doesn't like this one bit
[15:01] <@OluapWorker> [link to a particular picture] You aint gonna like this one bit [15:01] <Xho> Fuck me sideways [15:01] <@OluapWorker> c [15:01] * Xho throws Oluap all over the place

Hivemind Romance
[20:51] <@OluapPlayer> FINISH SECTION DAM U [20:51] <@Cyrannian> OluapPlayer: SHUP [20:51] <@Cyrannian> ~kiss OluapPlayer [20:51] * infobot forces OluapPlayer to give Cyrannian a big kiss on the neck [20:52] <@OluapPlayer> NGH [20:52] * Cyrannian implodes violently

Xho's Fear
[00:53] <OluapPlayer> Guolivian is probably dancing around right now [00:54] <OluapPlayer> Even more because his supposed assassin is slacking around for months [00:55] <Cyrannian> Yeah, that assassin is about as effective as Irsk trying to scare Xho [00:55] <OluapPlayer> dohoho [00:55] <Cyrannian> Actually, that's possible [00:56] <Cyrannian> Irsk - Xho, I'm moving to Southampton! We can spend eternity together!! :D

Cyrannian the Dvottie
[22:19] * OluapWorker runs over Cyrannian, sets his body on fire, dances on his grave then rides a Dvottie into the Sun [22:19] == OluapWorker [b164139a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.19.154] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [22:19] * Cyrannian is secretly the Dvottie

0.0
[22:35] * AChemicalPanda loads Dvotties into a Dvottie cannon and begins to repeatedly fire them at Reebutt17 [22:36] <Reebutt17> YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY [22:36] * Reebutt17 kisses Panda to thank him for it. [22:36] <Reebutt17> wait [22:36] <Reebutt17> oh god [22:36] <Reebutt17> forgive me... [22:36] <Reebutt17> no [22:36] * AChemicalPanda meanwhile loads Lezias into a Lezia cannon and begins to repeatedly fire them at Nvarxn, AFTER telling the Lezias that Nvarxn sells Xhodocto hatchlings. [22:36] == Reebutt17 [79362259@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.54.34.89] has left #sporewiki [] [22:37] <AChemicalPanda> OK this is going on the quotes page now.

Metal Cow
[19:11] <@Cyrannian> http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/59/Imperial_Walker.png - Moo! [19:11] * Xho milks the metal cow [19:11] <Xho> shenanigan dat [19:12] <@Cyrannian> Ew. Ew. Ew. [19:12] <@Cyrannian> It's a male metal cow. [19:12] * Xho washes his hands [19:12] <@Cyrannian> Ew. Ew. Ew. [19:12] <Xho> Scratch that [19:13] * Xho sterilizes his hands [19:13] <@Cyrannian> Why did you have to go there? [19:13] <Xho> Hey I didn't know it was a male cow [19:13] <Xho> Because male cows are called bulls for a reason [19:13] <@Cyrannian> Milking a female cow with your bare hands isn't exactly beautiful. [19:13] <Xho> Let alone a metal cow? [19:14] <@Cyrannian> Metal cows are even worse. [19:16] == Ghelae [1f355a85@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.53.90.133] has joined #sporewiki [19:17] <@Cyrannian> Xho milked a male metal cow. [19:17] <Xho> Without knowing that is [19:17] <Ghelae> "Male cow"? [19:17] <Xho> A bull yes [19:18] <@Cyrannian> http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/59/Imperial_Walker.png - This one in particular. [19:18] <Monet> That's the metal cow? [19:18] <Ghelae> I don't think I've ever seen a cow - or bull - with legs quite that long. [19:18] <Ghelae> Also, why did Xho milk it? [19:18] <@Cyrannian> He was thirsty, I suppose. [19:18] <Xho> Cause I thought it was a female cow [19:19] <@Cyrannian> Luckily we stopped him from drinking it. [19:19] <Ghelae> And you didn't notice that it didn't have udders? [19:19] <Catface> Well he seen it had one 'udder' [19:20] <Ghelae> Hmm. [19:20] <Monet> hah. [19:20] <@Cyrannian> Oh god. [19:20] <Catface> Cow - "Don't stop" [19:21] <Ghelae> It's not a cow if it's male. :P [19:21] <Catface> Well its a bull. [19:21] <@Cyrannian> I can't stop laughing. [19:21] <Catface> But still. [19:21] <@Cyrannian> And I'm a city-folk, how am I supposed to know. [19:22] <Catface> I really should know this since I've lived on a farm for awhile. [19:22] <Ghelae> To be fair, "a male cattle" does sound a bit pretentious. [19:22] <Monet> This is gold! [19:23] <@OluapWorker> I come back from work to see this [19:23] <@OluapWorker> What the hell is going on [19:23] <Catface> Xho milked a bull. [19:23] <Ghelae> Xho milked a male metal cattle. [19:23] <@Cyrannian> Xho should be arrested for bestiality. [19:23] <@OluapWorker> "milked a bull" [19:23] <@OluapWorker> Hmmmmm [19:24] <Xho> Oi I didn't go any further than where I did [19:24] <@OluapWorker> Son, I am disappoint [19:24] <Ghelae> I still have no idea what possible turn of events could have led Xho to try to milk a male AT-AT. [19:24] <Ghelae> Or, for that matter, why there should be gendered AT-ATs. [19:25] <@OluapWorker> Why not? [19:25] <@Cyrannian> I just showed him the picture and he started to milk it [19:25] <Catface> Got milk? [19:25] <@Cyrannian> That's it. I'm never drinking milk again. Not when there's a fear in the back of my head about people milking male metal cows/bulls.

The Tale of Xho
[21:27] <Ghelae> I already have a heart. [21:27] <Ghelae> Granted, I stole it from a kitten. [21:27] <Ghelae> But it's still a heart. [21:27] <@Cyrannian> You bastard! [21:27] <@Cyrannian> ~strike Ghelae [21:27] <Ghelae> No, I'm just kidding. [21:27] <Ghelae> I actually stole it from Xho. [21:27] <@Cyrannian> That makes way too much sense. [21:27] <Xho> Hm [21:27] <Ghelae> It's true. He actually used to be a really nice person. [21:28] <Xho> So that's where that heart went [21:28] <Ghelae> He'd skip along in fields, smelling flowers and singing along with the songbirds. [21:28] <@Cyrannian> That's an image I'm never going to get out of my head. [21:28] <Ghelae> And every night, he'd snuggle up in bed with a Dvottie. [21:29] == Jove_ [185ee384@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.94.227.132] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:29] <Ghelae> He'd kiss it good night, and have beautiful dreams about puppies and kittens and baby owls. [21:30] <Wormy_homework> :D [21:30] <Wormy_homework> And now you do [21:30] <Ghelae> Then, in the morning, he'd visit Africa and help feed all of the starving children, and not expect so much as a thank you in return. [21:31] <Wormy_homework> And now you do [21:31] <Monet> It is interesting to know that most lower-ranking officers and support staff in the Sith Empire care for theri troops. That is what a true officer should be. [21:31] <Ghelae> Then, in the afternoon, he'd return to the sunny fields of Southampton, and the cycle would start again. [21:31] <Wormy_homework> Bravo Xho-enhanced Ghelae [21:31] <Ghelae> Then I ripped his heart from his chest, put it in a frame on my bedroom wall, and now look at Southampton. [21:31] <Ghelae> Yeah. It all used to be fields. [21:31] <@Cyrannian> Oh my. [21:31] <Ghelae> Then Xho had his heary torn out, and turned it to what it is now. [21:32] <Ghelae> heart* [21:32] <Ghelae> Yes. [21:32] <Ghelae> That is the true story of Xho.

Xho is going downhill
[21:35] <@Cyrannian> Xho's going downhill. First molesting metal cows and now this?

Where does he come up with this stuff?
[20:44] * AdmiralPanda conducts ExtermiDvottieatus on Ghelae [20:44] * Ghelae fires up a Gorf shield [20:45] <AdmiralPanda> Oh dammit [20:45] <AdmiralPanda> The only thing that can deflect weapons-grade Dvotties! [20:45] * AdmiralPanda fires the Lezia Cannon at Ghelae [20:47] * Ghelae distracts the Lezias with Cute Xhodocto. [20:47] <AdmiralPanda> Man, this guy thinks of everything! [20:47] <AdmiralPanda> Grr... there must be some way to penetrate his defences [20:48] * AdmiralPanda launches Jepardi at Ghelae from the Torpedo Tubes [20:48] <Jepardi> wut [20:48] * Ghelae shoots Jepardi down with his point-defence Irskaads [20:48] <AdmiralPanda> Trying to find a way to penetrate Ghelae's defences [20:48] * Jepardi dead [20:49] == Jepardi has changed nick to JepDead [20:49] * AdmiralPanda sends Liquid_Ink on a suicide mission to destroy Ghelae's defences [20:49] * Liquid_Ink is a conciencious objector. [20:50] <AdmiralPanda> ~kill Ghelae [20:50] * infobot shoots a magneto-ionized pseudoproton gun at Ghelae [20:50] * Ghelae dodges [20:50] <Ghelae> Wait... why do I even need to dodge that? [20:50] * JepDead haunts Panda [20:50] * AdmiralPanda runs up and body slams Ghelae just as he dodges infobot's attack * [20:50] <Ghelae> Pseudoprotons don't even exist. [20:50] * Ghelae injects AdmiralPanda with Borg nano probes [20:51] * AdmiralPanda explodes violently, taking Ghelae with him! [20:51] * Ghelae regenerates inside an orbiting Apalos Temple Ship [20:51] * JepDead still haunts Panda [20:52] * AdmiralPanda pours Ghelae a cup of tea.

Evil Disguise Revealed
[01:35]	<GreatDestroyer12> tidehunter what's your policy? [01:35] <TideHunter> On What? [01:36]	<Monet> How do the Krawfed invade planets. [01:36]	<TideHunter> Stab them in the face with a knife and devour their intestines. [01:36]	<TideHunter> I mean :DDDDD [01:37]	<LotG> TideHunter: Hai Cyrannian [01:37]	<TideHunter> I'm not nearly as handsome as Cyrannian.

Love
[22:28] <@Cyrannian> For the last time LotG, I'm seeing someone else. [22:28] <LotG> You said I was the one! [22:29] <Atamolos> Huh? [22:29] * Atamolos is confused. [22:29] <@Cyrannian> What we had was fun while it lasted, but it's over now! [22:30] <LotG> I can't get over it, why did you have to ditch me for him! Anybody but him! [22:30] <Atamolos> What is this argument about? [22:31] <@Cyrannian> I'm afraid it's not actually a him. It's a her. [22:31] <@Cyrannian> Technobliterator and I are due for marriage. [22:31] <Needles_10> WOT... [22:31] * Atamolos facepalms. [22:31] <LotG> But you said you were...You lied to me! [22:31] <Needles_10> Irl? [22:31] <Technobliterator> yeah i already got the ring! [22:31] <Needles_10> Lolnoway [22:32] <Technobliterator> yes needles we're getting married in my backyard [22:32] <LotG> Nuuu, and its with my best friend! How could you?! [22:32] <Needles_10> Rly... [22:32] <Technobliterator> having a pizza party [22:32] <@Cyrannian> Our love broke the barriers of friendship. [22:32] <Needles_10> Seriously? [22:32] <Technobliterator> yup. [22:32] <Needles_10> Honest to god. [22:32] <Needles_10> If one exists. [22:32] <Technobliterator> you do realise we're kidding right... [22:32] <@Cyrannian> Our mutual love for pizzas evolved. [22:33] <Imperios> Meh [22:33] <@Cyrannian> Though I'm afraid Technobliterator, our marriage is off. [22:33] <Technobliterator> it did. i forcefed him them until he become a fan of pizza. [22:33] <Imperios> So you will give birth to a semi-waptor hybrid? [22:33] <Technobliterator> oh no worries Cyrannian i was cheating on you anyway! [22:33] <@Cyrannian> I'm strangely alright with this. [22:33] <Imperios> Or perhaps you will give birth to a Dvottie. [22:33] <LotG> I have a confession [22:33] <Needles_10> Yep [22:33] <Atamolos> Isn't that about the fourth time you have been engaged Cyrannian? [22:33] <LotG> I'm dating Technobliterator's nephew, Imperios [22:33] <Technobliterator> really?! [22:33] * Imperios foreveralone [22:34] <Needles_10> WOOOOOOOAAAAH... [22:34] <@Cyrannian> Ghelae and I are married twenty four years. [22:34] <Needles_10> like Iovera. [22:34] <@Cyrannian> And we have a beautiful son called Xho. [22:34] <LotG> I have been seeing Impy-poo ever since I met Techno [22:34] <Technobliterator> aww, i'm happy for him. he had a bunny boyfriend. beter than his last fish boyfriend. [22:34] <Needles_10> Wwwwwwwwwww... [22:34] <Atamolos> Cyrannian: I thought you were going to marry Xho... [22:35] <Needles_10> What about your artist neighbor, Monet? [22:35] <Imperios> Cyrannian is a two-timer [22:35] <@Cyrannian> Atamolos: I still am. [22:35] <@Cyrannian> *pervfaic* [22:35] <LotG> Monet is my eldest brother [22:35] <Technobliterator> oh nah he already got himself hitched [22:35] <Imperios> He cheats Oluap with Xho [22:35] <Needles_10> Wha [22:35] * Atamolos is so confused that he becomes enraged and burns down every pizza factory in the world. [22:35] <Technobliterator> NUUUU [22:35] <MonetSemi> I make sure little LotG stays out of trouble. [22:35] * Technobliterator prevents this fromn ever occurin [22:35] <Technobliterator> and as punishment! [22:36] <Atamolos> Burn pizza! Burn! [22:36] * Atamolos laughs maniacally. [22:36] <LotG> Thank you Monet, I always looked up to you [22:36] * Technobliterator forces Atamolos to hve a painful, gruesomne death and have this rteplay for eternity [22:36] <LotG> And I ain't even kidding on that part [22:36] <@Cyrannian> I'm told that Irskaad is getting married to Monet and that Monet is expecting a child. [22:36] <MonetSemi> Wait what?

Xho's Language
[22:19] == OluapWorker [b164139a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.19.154] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [22:19] * Xho decapitates Oluap [22:19] <Xho> FUCK [22:19] <Xho> FUCKITY FUCK [22:19] <Xho> FUCK YOU [22:19] <Xho> FUCK YOU FOR LEAVING TOO EARLY [22:19] <Xho> FUCK [22:19] <Xho> Ok i'm calm

The Cow Strikes Back
<Pre> [18:31] <@Cyrannian> Here I am, innocently updating Cassynder's page when I get smacked. [18:31] <Xho> u no innocent [18:32] <Xho> u made me milk metal man cow [18:32] <@Cyrannian> That was you and your sick fetish, Xho. I had no hand in it. [18:32] <Xho> No pun intended, right? [18:32] <@Cyrannian> Though then again, I did create the male metal cow in the first place. [18:32] <Xho> :> [18:32] <@Cyrannian> ohohoho

Alter-Egos
<Pre> [12:35] == Mercury21 has changed nick to Atamolos [12:35] <Tybusen> ohohoho [12:35] <Wormy> All this time I thought you was Bio21 Atamolos. [12:36] <Xho> He is [12:36] <Wormy> Oh [12:36] <Xho> Bio21 = Mercury21 [12:36] <@OluapWorker> dum wormy [12:36] * Atamolos slaps Wormy. [12:36] <Atamolos> I have billions of alter-egos. [12:36] <Wormy> :herp derp: [12:37] <Atamolos> I'm also the dictator of all of the communist countries. [12:37] <Imperios> Most of which are ded [12:37] <Imperios> U fail dictator [12:37] <Atamolos> thats what u think >:3 [12:37] <Atamolos> ~atamolos [12:37] <+infobot> somebody said atamolos was your master. [12:37] <Imperios> So [12:37] <Atamolos> even infobot knows [12:37] <Tybusen> Atamolos u fail at dictatorship [12:38] <Imperios> If you are the dictator of all the communist and post-communist countries [12:38] <Imperios> Then [12:38] <Atamolos> ~jump Tybusen [12:38] * infobot scrambles up the nearest tree, screams, then leaps feet first on top of Tybusen [12:38] <Imperios> Fix industry and stuff there [12:38] <Imperios> Industry, science, education, army [12:38] <Imperios> Make military non-complusory [12:38] <Tybusen> Your only successful alter ego is the Chinese Honorable Chairman [12:38] <Atamolos> it already is fixed, only the visitors are brainwashed to think that [12:38] <Tybusen> But you couldn't possibly be him right now [12:39] <Tybusen> Since you probably blocked this site in China [12:39] <Imperios> Atamolos: But I am not a visitor [12:39] <Atamolos> yes, but the visitors are the ones who spread the word about that, so that's what you think [12:39] <Imperios> When military commissariat is snatching people [12:39] <Imperios> It iz real [12:39] <Imperios> MAEK MILITARY NON-COMPULZORY [12:39] <Atamolos> Stop arguing with me. All your base a5re belong to us. [12:40] <Atamolos> someone quote this before I make military non-compulsory

Infiltrator Monet
<Pre> [16:19] <@OluapWorker> ~shoot Cyrannian [16:19] * infobot shoots Cyrannian in the head with a quantum singularity weapon! [16:19] == OluapWorker [b164139a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.19.154] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [16:19] <Monet> I would watch that. [16:19] * Cyrannian dodges in the nick of time [16:19] <Atamolos> Quantum singularity! [16:19] <Monet> Now that is nasty. At least there is no evidence. [16:19] <Atamolos> Lockdown the area! [16:20] <Ghelae> Meh. It's fine. [16:20] * Atamolos puts the area on lockdown to prevent the Undine from escaping. [16:20] <Ghelae> Singularities only arise as a result of the mathematics used in the calculations being approximations. If you use the right equations, it'll disappear. [16:20] <Monet> Waht Undine? [16:20] <Ghelae> That Undine behind you. [16:20] <Atamolos> You extrauniversal telepaths can't get away from me. [16:20] * Atamolos kills the Undine behind him. [16:21] <Atamolos> That was easy. [16:21] <Atamolos> Too easy... [16:21] <Monet> Silly. I did not fear it. [16:21] <Atamolos> *suspenseful music plays in the background* [16:21] * Monet has an isomophic injector protruding from his pocket [16:22] * Atamolos takes the isomorphic injector. [16:22] <Atamolos> And what are you doing with this? [16:22] <Monet> Nuthin'. [16:23] * Atamolos sets up an interrogation room and ties Monet up in the corner. [16:23] * Atamolos turns on a lamp and asks Monet a bunch of questions. [16:24] <Monet> Yeah... not a good idea. [16:24] <Atamolos> And why not? [16:24] * Monet smiles [16:24] <Monet> Put the pieces together. [16:25] <Ghelae> I think I've worked it out. [16:25] <Atamolos> O _ O [16:25] <Ghelae> Monet... [16:25] <Ghelae> ...is a Sith Lord. [16:25] * Ghelae switches on his lightsaber [16:25] * Atamolos kills Monet. [16:25] <Atamolos> No need for a lightsaber. [16:25] <Shalonar> Fuk dis [16:25] <Ghelae> Oh, well done. That was going to be fun as well. [16:25] * Monet sends a piercing psionic attack into Atomolos's brain [16:25] * Ghelae decapitates Atamolos with the lightsaber [16:26] * Atamolos is a psionic and reflects it to Monet. [16:26] * Monet reflects it back [16:26] * Ghelae is a stronger psionic and moves it back [16:26] <Ghelae> So, Monet, how's the invasion of this galaxy going? [16:26] * Atamolos rips of Ghelae's head and replaces it with his own. [16:26] <Monet> What invasion? [16:27] * Ghelae does some stuff with the Force and puts the heads all back to normal [16:27] * Atamolos sets up the interrogation room again. [16:27] <Atamolos> Ok, start talking! [16:27] <Atamolos> someone quote this [16:27] * Technobliterator destroys time [16:27] <Technobliterator> u dum [16:27] <Ghelae> Oh, you should really try invading this galaxy sometime. [16:27] <Technobliterator> you quote it :L [16:27] * Ghelae prevents Technobliterator from destroying time [16:27] <Ghelae> That's cheating. [16:27] <Ghelae> On both accounts. [16:27] <Monet> *smiles* I don't know waht you are on about. [16:27] <Atamolos> >:< [16:28] * Ghelae decapitates Atamolos again [16:28] <Atamolos> You're hiding something! [16:28] <Ghelae> Well, if you don't invade this galaxy, I will. [16:28] <Monet> What makes you say that? [16:28] * Atamolos grows a head for each one Ghelae cuts off. [16:28] <Atamolos> Not if I invade it first! [16:28] * Ghelae throws Force Lightning at Atamolos [16:29] <Monet> Wow you guys have no idea. [16:29] * Atamolos is wearing a rubber suit. [16:29] <Atamolos> :> [16:29] * Ghelae throws Force Turn-Rubber-Suits-Into-Highly-Electrically-Conductive-Suits Atamolos [16:29] <Ghelae> at Atamolos* [16:29] <Monet> By the way, you might want ot give me that isomorphic injector soon. [16:30] <Ghelae> No. That just wouldn't be fun. [16:30] * Atamolos dodges. [16:30] * Ghelae throws an Atamolos-seeking Force Turn-Rubber-Suits-Into-Highly-Electrically-Conductive-Suits at Atamolos [16:30] * Atamolos blocks. [16:30] <Atamolos> :3 [16:31] * Ghelae throws a block-proof Atamolos-seeking Force Turn-Rubber-Suits-Into-Highly-Electrically-Conductive-Suits at Atamolos [16:31] * Monet starts gagging [16:31] <Ghelae> I think of everything. [16:31] * Atamolos reflects. [16:31] <Monet> The injector please. [16:31] <Ghelae> Reflection is a type of blocking. [16:31] * Ghelae fires a blaster pistol at the injector [16:31] <Ghelae> Like I said. No fun. [16:31] <Monet> Damn... *continues gagging* [16:32] * Ghelae throws a block-proof Atamolos-seeking Force Lightning at the now highly electrically-conductive Atamolos [16:32] * Atamolos teleports behind Ghelae [16:33] * Ghelae teleports behind Atamolos [16:33] * Atamolos teleports behind Ghelae [16:33] <Atamolos> Backwards teleporting leap-frog [16:33] * Ghelae teleports beneath Atamolos and stabs upwards with a spear [16:33] * Atamolos teleports below Ghelae [16:34] * Monet starts getting taller [16:34] * Ghelae teleports above Atamolos and falls on top of him [16:34] * Atamolos stabs upwards with a spear. [16:34] * Ghelae teleports in front of Atamolos and steals the spear [16:35] * Ghelae now is holding two spears and a lightsaber with one hand, somehow [16:35] * Ghelae gives a spear to Monet [16:35] * Ghelae gives the other spear back to Atamolos [16:35] * Atamolos teleports in front of Ghelae and steals all three weapons while pulling out an enchanted diamond sword. [16:35] <Atamolos> I CAN SWING BY SWORD! [16:36] <Monet> ( http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Cards_Revealed#The_Great_Artifact_Robbery *collapses his head on the desk* ) [16:36] * Ghelae Force-yoinks the lightsaber back and engages Atamolos in a duel [16:36] * Atamolos doesn't duel with 3D mortals. [16:37] * Monet starts loking less human [16:37] * Ghelae is not a 3D mortal [16:37] * Atamolos doesn't duel with Ghelaes. Go kill Monet instead. [16:37] <Ghelae> Nah. [16:37] <Atamolos> dum [16:37] * Ghelae Force-yoinks the spears out of Atamolos's hands and gives them to Monet [16:38] * Monet braks out of his retraints and he now looks like an Undine. [16:38] <Atamolos> I KNEW IT! [16:38] * Atamolos fires Borg nanoprobes at Monet. [16:39] * Monet remind Stomolos that normal nanoprobes don't work. [16:39] <Monet> Atamolos* [16:39] <Atamolos> They were modified nanopreobes. [16:39] * Ghelae fires anti-Borg nanoprobes at Atamolos [16:39] <Atamolos> Im not a borg dum ghelaew [16:39] <Atamolos> *ghelae [16:39] <Ghelae> I know. [16:39] <Ghelae> :D [16:40] <Ghelae> Oh, I know what I'm doing. [16:40] == mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by Cyrannian [16:41] == mode/#sporewiki [-o Ghelae] by Cyrannian [16:41] <@Cyrannian> That would have made it unfair. [16:41] * Atamolos stamps Ghelae with a huge "DEMOTED' stamp. [16:42] * Ghelae uses Force Stamp-Removal on himself [16:42] <Technobliterator> oh my god man!!! [16:42] * Atamolos throws Monet and Atamolos at Ghelae [16:42] <Technobliterator> who here is good at memorizing stuff? [16:42] * Ghelae dodges and throws Atamolos at Monet [16:42] <Monet> Please stop throwing filth at me. [16:42] * Atamolos throws Ghelae and Monet at Atamolos. [16:43] <Atamolos> HEY! [16:43] <Technobliterator> thanks guys... [16:43] * Ghelae throws Monet at Atamolos [16:43] <Monet> I will be gonig soon, sorry. [16:43] <Technobliterator> but [16:44] * Atamolos throws Monet, Atamolso, Tybusen, and Ghelae at Monet.

Throwing things at the Catharsis Saucer
<Pre> [09:37] <Atamolos> dum catharsis [09:38] * Atamolos throws Monet and Atamolos at the Catharsis saucer. [09:38] <@OluapWorker> You threw yourself at the Catharsis? [09:38] <@OluapWorker> Bad idea [09:38] * Monet kills himself and reawakens as a clone. [09:46] * Atamolos bounces off the Catharsis saucer. [09:47] * Atamolos throws OluapWorker at the Catharsis saucer. [09:47] == Atamolos has changed nick to Atamolos_away [09:51] <@OluapWorker> nu

Anti-Jokes
<Pre> [15:08] <Xho> What do you call a deer with no eyes? [15:08] <@OluapWorker> A deer with no eyes [15:09] <Xho> Blind [15:09] <@OluapWorker> Close enough [15:09] <Atamolos> What do you call a person in a wheelchair. [15:09] <Atamolos> ? [15:10] <@OluapWorker> A person in a wheelchair [15:10] <Hachi_> Paraplegic [15:10] <Atamolos> Disabled [15:10] <Hachi_> ¬_¬ Offended [15:11] <Atamolos> I'm bored. I blame infobot. [15:11] <Atamolos> ~kill herself [15:11] * infobot shoots a hyper-charged pseudoproton gun at herself [15:13] <Xho> Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die. [15:13] <Hachi_> olol [15:13] <@OluapWorker> I can confirm this

Scumbag Xho and Scumbag Monet
[12:42] <Xho> <(Website)> Me in a nutshell? [12:42] <Monet> Dum Xho I got a virus. [12:42] <Xho> Odd [12:42] <Xho> This site doesn't present viruses [12:43] * Monet fires his ship's turbolasers at Xho. [12:43] * Xho and the entire city gets eradicated [12:43] <Monet> Still picked oen up. [12:43] <Xho> How do you feel killing 240,000 people in one go [12:43] <Monet> it was Southampton. [12:44] * Xho was outsmarted [12:44] <Xho> Well played

Hello
[19:25] <Ghelae> Hello. [20:13] == Liquid_Ink [79d0badc@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.186.220] has joined #sporewiki [20:27] <Liquid_Ink> Hello. [20:29] <R17> Herro.* [20:33] = Technobliterator [51971fc0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.151.31.192] has joined #sporewiki [20:33] <R17> Oh herro [20:33] <Liquid_Ink> Hello! [20:38] == Shalonar [~MindScrew@host-5-152-66-217.spbmts.ru] has joined #sporewiki [20:39] <Shalonar> Hiya [20:39] <R17> Herro [20:42] <Liquid_Ink> Hello. [20:45] <Ghelae> Hello. [20:46] <Liquid_Ink> Hello. [20:50] <R17> Herro.* [20:51] Herro.* [20:51] <Ghelae> Hello. [20:52] Herro.* [20:53] <Liquid_Ink> Hello.