Captain:Zr'Ahgloth

"I dont care wat ya fink of me. Da loronz like me. So shut yer trap."

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Life just fer kills. Kills just fer fightin. Fightin just fer bein a badman an stuff hur hur hur."

- Zr'Ahgloth

Zr'Ahgloth is the leader of Da Propa Big Loron Empire

Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth, known to the AIs and others as the Technology Obliterator (but he says this name was to geeky so he's simply called The Tech-obliterator, or the Technobliterator (Da Tekknobliterata if you want to be Loronish)) is the toughest, strongest and evilest Loron to have ever existed. He is also a much better leader than all of them, ad has led them through many wars that would have by now led to Loron massively suffering.

How he became leader
Zr'Ahgloth started out as the leader of a small loron Empire, known as Da Loronly Loron Empire, and rose to become Propa Big Boss of it. They wanted the traditional ways back. So Zr'Ahgloth and his empire fought Da Propa Big Loron Empire and killed their boss. They took control of it, merged the empires and made Da Propa Big Empire more traditional and Loronly, or as he called it, "tuffened dem up". In his life, he's been a Big War Boss but then his friend was a Boss of a city. So he killed him, then kept killing and winning fights until he became Da Propa Big Boss. He's also the strongest Loron alive, and used a Taldar artefact to revive a Hyper Epic Creature to kill it just for kicks! Like all Bosses, when he goes to war, he is automatically a Propa Big War Boss and when others are around him they try and fight hard to show off to him or occasionally to beat him. Then die.

Zr'Ahgloth is today seen by pretty much everyone as someone to be feared. Whereas past bosses assassinated the boss, Zr'Ahgloth is more Loronly, and fights to their face. Past ones that broke tradition are the sort who'd kill you in your sleep, Zr'Aghgloth and traditional ones are the sort who'd have the grace to do it to your face. He's less cunning, but yet slightly more cunning in the same sense.

Characteristics
So, why does every Loron love him? Because he's the strongest Loron alive and the second smartest. But he still needs Da Chikz and Da Geekz to help him when it comes to anything involving intelligence. Every Loron is scared of him, and he is a feared figure throughout the universe. Since he became in charge, the Loron have (in their eyes) never lost a battle. They only lost 2 previously, they were the same war, when a leader who lasted 6 years (the second longest lasting Loron ever) died fighting. The writer made a mistake and wrote it twice by accident, so it's thought to be two. He's the toughest of the lot, and is the fairest- he lets every Loron join the army and only kills innocents when they've annoyed him (innocent Loron, that is...)

One of the reasons everyone likes him is because he returned to their old traditions of killing everyone and causing terror, but made them worse. Past Lorons broke tradition and became a more happy empire, mindin their own business. Then Zr'Ahgloth took over. he did the old thing of doing everything himself, got rid of the Robots doing work and returned to Loron stupidity by getting rid of Da Skoolz and making them training barracks. Then he declared war on everyone he met. This was seen as positive, as the Loron were bored in their new way of life. They wanted a traditional one. They wanted someone to kill. And that's what Zr'Ahgloth gave to the

Personality
Da Propa Big Boss is a Boss who always gets what he wants, and always wants what he gets. He focuses purely on what is best for Da Boyz and cares little about anything else. He will beat up someone if they hold a shiny object, which is Da Bling to Loron. He enjoys challenges, and is used to being the strongest Loron ever, so he often gets in to fights without knowing who or why it was. When it comes to politeness, he doesn't care- to him, life is just thrills & kills. It is this personality that earned him such a reputation.

Appearance
Zr'Ahgloth appears different to many other Bosses- Zr'Ahgloth dons what is known to others as a mafia-cowboy style look. This look is iconic and unique to the Loron, and many rich Loron don that look rather than bling. All Loron bosses are painted so their spots are a different colour; Zr'Ahgloth painted his black, presumably to match his clothing.

Equipment
Da propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth has been seen with Heavy Blastas and ordinary Blastas, however, it is doubtful that he carries guns often, as he feels they are for "wimps who dunno how ta fight propa". He does, however, carry two guns which have been likened to Revolvers, although he rarely uses them.

Abilities
Da Propa Big Boss is a born fighter. It is a well known fact he was born with genes geared for combat. His best abilities would have to be the fact that he feels less pain even than other Loron, his almost unbelievable stamina, and huge strength, which dwarfs that of most common Loron (and this was immense in common Loron anyway).

Da homiez
Zr'Ahgloth's homies are Zr'Ahgloth's best friends for life really, that he has trained to be near to his strength. On average, they are of around 1/2 the strength of Zr'Ahgloth and, if they teamed up, would beat their leader. however, that is not possible, for the following reasons:
 * 1) Every time that idea is brought up they argue about who will be the new Propa Big Boss, and so it starts massive wars
 * 2) They're all scared of Zr'Ahgloth
 * 3) It's not Loronly for more than one Loron to kill a boss, and is described as "wimpy"

Quotes from others
"Pathetic mortal meat! His soul wouldn't even satisfy a Shorzhul!"

- Khazurhal Angazhar

In Spore
Sporesauce 95 created him. He had imagined the leader as a sort of Mafia Leader. I liked the idea, and used it! i later created a much bigger Zr'Ahgloth since Sporesauce didn't have a Sporepedia account, and I wanted to use Zr'Ahgloth.

Trivia

 * Zr'Ahgloth is designed to represent Technobliterator's brother
 * Lucario came up with the idea of "What if the homies teamed up...?