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A message for the Milky Way Galaxy.
Attention. Attention.

This is Emperor Amshal of the Immaculates. We are coming to the Milky Way galaxy, and have detected a vast number of imperfections, such as Humanity and Jovars, among others. This has lead us to conclude that the Milky Way must be purged of all Non-energy based life-forms, and we are now planning a invasion. We have all ready dispatched three Immaculates to secure and purge Five star systems in the Jovar Socialist Republic, and they will arrive shortly. This is not a warning. This message has only one purpose: to explain that your termination is inevitable, and all attempts to stop us are illogical. Your only logical option is to surrender, and await your correction. Transmission over.

your imperfections have proven themselves. you fell into the trap that was easily laid for you. by feeding out false information, i was able to unearth your imperfections, and have judge you all flawed. the destruction of all false and non-existent beliefs such as freedom will be deposed of. war is also non-existent, as any supposed "war" that we are involved in is but a correction. "dancing" is but a illogical action, that can be ended easily by erasing the "dancing" creature. organic reproduction is also flawed, but useful, as it allows the study of unborn fetishes levels of immunity to disease, such as cancer, which we place in them. all non-energy life-forms will be corrected. all shall be corrected.

You are all illogical. The Immaculate merely seek to destroy all non-energy life. We obey physics. This why we know that matter cant be destroyed or created: it is the equal of energy. Imperfections are non-energy life-forms, such as humanity, evoultions greatest flaws. Only beings of that are deprived of feeling are evoultions perfections: completely perfect, able to make logical choices. All energy-based life is perfect, save those that are capable of feeling. All imperfections must be corrected. Only when all life is deprived of feeling and are like the Xhodocto will reality be perfect. The Xhodocto would make perfect allys. Agreed, great perfect Xhodocto?

Enough. Your actions have shown us that we must correct a quarter of the northren most arm of the milky way, which shall begin soon. We reproduce by cloning, as each Immaculate clones itself five times, then those clones do the same, as do the new twenty five, creating at least 155 new immaculate. This occures at least once a month. There are three immaculate scouts heading for the milky way, who will have reproduce by the time they arrive. What is 155 times 3? The invasion shall begin.

False. we are nuclear, solar, and electrical energy combined. you will be erased.

Enough. We now close all cotacts with all imperfect life-forms. All peace is illogical. You all, save the perfect Xhodocto, will be destroyed. Any further contact on this comm channel will be taken as a act of "war". We shall no longer stall ourselves with these imperfections.

Greetings!
Hello, good people of the universe. We are The New Grox Empire of the Milky Way,and we say hello! We have been rebuilding a small grox empire, and have rejected all grox ways, and now follow the way of life. We wish merely to restore life to the needy, and give the poor hope. So, hello, and thank you for reciving us! TNGEMW out!

I sorry bother is that a thret? Why dont we just live in peace? We are The New Grox Empire of the Milky Way, and we will try diplomacy over war, unless it fails. Wouod anyone care for some tea?