Fiction talk:Girdo Empire

Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel


-Kcch-

"Code:Blue Alert Admiral, should I fire?"

- DCP commander

"No, stand down weapons!"

- Admiral kilnok

"Are you sure?"

- DCP commander

"Do as I order commander!"

- Admiral Kilnok

''Judging by the fact this planet is heavily defended will not fire on your ship. Please understand, this system is on high alert, as we are engaged in a civil war. I am suprised your cloak got past our security net, since most forms are cloaking device are detected by monitoring gravitational waves and mass shadows on spacetime. You are very lucky I haven't decide to fire, but we will let you off on this one, because your weapons are not raised, and you do not pose a threat. Yes indeed, we are one of the biggest superpowers in the Milky Way (and have influence in other local galaxies). We have heard of your Girdo galaxy, as we once found special pink geodes treasured by the Xyanxes. Anyway, welcome to the Milky Way and next time we meet, it would probably be on a neutral planet, such as Lucara, which is nearby, we will send you the chart.'' -Kcch- --Admiral Kilnok Commander of the fleet 21:00, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

-Kcch- ''We understand, first contact can be risky business. Anyway, we accept your help, and an alliance. Enjoy visiting Lucara, it is great planet to learn about the DCP. Many ambassadors and scientists from other empires go to Lucara.'' -Kcch- --Admiral Kilnok 15:54, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from Brige
'''We are the Zodon. Please indentify yourself.'''~Alpha-1

Incomming Transmission from the Sapo Hive mind and the Warriorcell Dictatorship.
We are the Sapo and the Warriorcell. We have seen you small empire struggling to survive alone in you galaxy and wish to help you, for our own reasons. Will you accept an alliance?

We accept your answer.

Incoming Transmission from the Capricorn Sector Alliance
Greetings Girdo Empire, I'am President Apollo of the Capricorn Sector Alliance, native to the Cyrannus Galaxy. We have heard the fact that you are the only empire in the Girdo Galaxy and we wish to welcome you to the intergalactic community! We wish to form an alliance with your empire, if you agree we will help you colonise some systems in Cyrannus. I go in peace.

-Office of the President of the Capricorn Sector Alliance

Greetings Girdo Empire, we understand and respect your decision, you are welcome to send your motherships, Cyrannus is a very scenic galaxy and there is many lovely place for you to colonize in the future, we look forward to their arrival.

Hello, Commodore Shirider you are cleared for orbit over Caprican Airspace. Feel free to land on the planet and enjoy the CSA culture and the Caprican scenery!

--Office of the President of the Capricorn Sector Alliance

Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
-Kcch- ''Your plan is a good idea, it is of course, worth a try, however, the warlords are now united under one banner. Of course, they really want to kill eack other, but they have allied under a common goal until they have defeated us (or they think they will defeat us). Sadly, Bo Ramik is now dead (but a Civatron known as Lagartoss might be able to preserve his mind), and all our intergalactic territories have been conquered. Even sectors in the Milky Way have been taken. Drastic measures may have to be taken although we have little objections with using superweapons on other enemies, most of the civilians are forced to fight us (so we don't want to use these weapons on them). We do not wish to kill our own innocent people. The problem is, unlike most normal enemies, these warlords are still clones of the emperor and have his mastermind (although they have their own interests and personalities, some of their memories are shared), and to make things worse, they know DCP space in and out.'' -Kcch- --Admiral Kilnok 16:01, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

You can write your empires story under part 3 if you want (now the warlords are united, I am no longer doing separate stories for each warlord in part 3). 16:02, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

''We are very thankful for your Droners, we will have enough antimatter to use them. Happy exploring, we hope the Cyrannus will be a bit more peaceful at these current times. Beware of the DCP there, they are under Warlord control. We fear for our allies, since we are now cut off from them.'' --Admiral Kilnok 16:46, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

''The Droners were useful to us, and we do have a few left. As for researching our planets biosphere, security is a bit tight, however, we will send some scientists to accompany you, that will ensure your safety so you are not mistaken.'' --Admiral Kilnok 19:32, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the United Republic of Cyrannus
Greetings friends of the Girdo Empire, since you are neutral you might want to join the neutral Intergalactic Republic, it is an organisation designed to stop evil and promote diplomacy not war.

-President Apollo of the United Republic of Cyrannus

Incoming Transmission from Rambo Nation
Hail Commodor Eta of the Girdo Empire,

''I, Empress Ramashe and ruler of Rambo Nation welcome you to the Quadrant Galaxies, and we are honored by your visit to Quadrant 82. Although we have never hear of the Girdo Empire before, we hope that can change as we welcome you with open hands. You are allowed to travel through Rambo Space and I hope we could negotiate peace with eachother at the Rambo Capitol. Please enjoy our hospitality and I await your answer. Again, welcome to the Quadant Galaxies. ''

Empress Ramashe of Rambo Nation out

Hail Commodore Eta,

''We welcome you to the Rambo Capitol. If you want you can make a resident or ambassade on our planet. We are looking forward to a peacefull cooperation and we hope we can maintain it. Also, if you want you can acces the Rambo Database to learn more about the species and events of the Quadrant Galaxies (none classified information). Also, you are free to walk around at our planet and if you want you can visit our Capitol City and the Royal Palace. ''

Empress Ramashe of Rambo Nation

''You are welcome. And your scientist are welcome to use our Database and study our wildlife. I recommend going to visit Luthrionicae, a lot of our wildlife can be found there. If you need any aid please let me know. I will now return to a meeting with my Judge Magisters. ''

Empress Ramashe of Rambo

Incoming Transmission from Fury IV
''This is Moxix the Butcher, king of the Zazane Empire. I am here to establish communication with you. My business is that I want to form an alliance with you. Do you accept?''

Incoming Gablinus Message
''Krrsshhhpp... hmm is this thing on? Oh good.

''Hiyas Empire! We are teh Gablinus-Avis, from the Milky Way. we are interested in your Empire and would like to sees if we can has any way to Trade. Leave a message if yas are interested. Sporesauce   9 ''  5  15:49, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
-Kcch- ''Yes, this discovery is refreshing, and calms memories of the Warlords. We have not yet determined whether the Lagross Rift is intelligent, but it may well be (since all the lost ships may indicate an immune system of some kind). Since it is several parsecs across, it is one of the biggest organims known. However, we have discovered all kinds of alien life, silicon-based, weird lifeforms that only exist for microseconds on the surface of neutron stars, spacecells, lifeforms that only exist as a form. We have discovered life can have many forms, and life is the pattern of molecules, not the material from which they are made from (the mind comes from cells, however, mind isn't cells, its the pattern they create).'' -Kcch- --Dr.Kenders 16:02, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from Fury IV
''Girdo, I'd like to establish a trade with you. If you do not give us 999999999999999999999 Sporebucks, then we will be forced to severe our relationship. Do you understand?''

''Warhead? WARHEAD?! You must be joking! The Zazane Empire has a Galaxy Burner! You must be destroyed if you do not give us what you have!''

''We will spare you for now. But I must warn you, if you anger me again then I shall not hesitate!''

Incoming Gablinus Message


''Hi again, we are glad to hear that one of your people is coming to visit. He will be welcomed greatly, as many other Captains :D. Sporesauce   9 ''  5  19:19, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Great :D, our little parade for your captain will be starting soon, now to business.

''We are kind of short on party hats would be great if we could get some. And we currently have no White spice in storage (as we have never found any :/).''

Ok heres the order:


 * A few billion funny party hats


 * 1 ton of White Spice.


 * A few boxes of bolts


 * Light eco shards. (sarch for Eco on JakAndDaxter.wikia.com)


 * And... CAKE OF COURSE xD.

We hope our order can be delivered safely. What would you like in return. We have pretty vacation planets you can rent. and we also have loads of Pink spice. Hmm how would you like some of our favored cookie dough? Sporesauce  9   5  20:14, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Okay we got the supplies, how about 200.000 in cold hard cash? And the Eco Shards,they can be found on various planetary systems near the Sol system. 11:22, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
-Kcch- ''We have indeed reverse engineered their orbital satellites. The Xhodocto technology did not like being fiddled with, and we lost several workers in doing so. You may have them for free, since for now we have dissolved money while we resolve our great economic problems after the civil war.'' -Kcch- --Captain Jazzaroth 10:10, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

''We have been monitoring the ISSA's activities since you have last informed us about their existence. From what we have deduced, they appear to be peaceful. I have requsted first true contact before we give a modified version of the Staff of Life first.'' --Admiral Kilnok 07:40, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

''Sadly, when Steve from the Galactic Core gave us the Staff, it only had 42 uses for reasons unknown to us. We used the Staff on special occasions, however we have managed to modify the Staff ourselves to have unlimited uses. The old Staff of Life will probably be preserved for research. Our modified version is not quite as fast as the original, but works pretty well.'' --Admiral Kilnok 07:51, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

While, we do not know the ISSA enough to give schematics for our staff's away yet, we know you enough to accept giving you the data you requested. --Admiral Kilnok 08:12, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the ISSA
This is Emperor Bings of the ISSA, and the Olvidian Empire.

''We have successfully allied with the DCP and the URC. An estimated time of one week sounds very reasonable. I shall begin as soon as the Galactic Runners from the DCP arrive.''

Emperor Bings of the ISSA and the Olvidian Empire. 19:18, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the United Republic of Cyrannus
We thank you dearly for your generous donations to our cause. The Droners with your permission will be kept on the New Liberator Class in hope of surprising the Cognatus in future engagements, I also wish to take the opportunity to congratulate your great empire for your space engineering, these ships are truly remarkable!

-President Apollo out.

Incoming Message from the Olvidian Empire
''This is Emperor Jegho of the Olvidian Empire. Recently, our past emperor passed away. His dying wish was for me to build an alliance with as many other space-faring empires as possible. I have found you in the logbooks of the transcribed ISSA meetings, and was wondering if you would consider an alliance with us.''

Shadowalkers   Speak.  00:57, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

''I accept this "unofficial alliance." If I may ask, what is the purpose of appearing neutral?''

Shadowalkers   Speak.  18:57, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

''This is an interesting strategy; however, I must point out a way that it could possibly work against you. An empire who sees another empire that doesn't look like it has allies may be inclined to attack. This is not to say that I would attack you; I have no reason to. I'm simply pointing out a hole in the strategy. Shadowalkers    Speak. '' 22:39, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from Pepis Remnants
We'll move our planet to DCP space, and we have NO problem with faster repreduction. CLONING alone is what we don't like. Give us the gene. - Creatureboy11 Talk to Me 11:36, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the United Republic of Cyrannus
Greetings friends of the Girdo Empire.

''I would like to humbly apologies for our lack of activity in your civil war, you see the Cognatus have invaded our homeworlds and we cannot spare many ships. Luckily, some ships stationed in the Milky Way may be able to help if you enemies decide to invade again. ''

-

Incoming Transmission from Rambo Nation on secured channel
''Hail Admiral of the Girdo Empire, we hope you can recieve us. We have learned of the Fall of the Girdo Empire and we have opened our borders for any refugees if there are. The ships stationed at the Quadrant Galaxies are still allowed to remain at the Quadrant Galaxies and will now fall under Rambo/Cyrandia protection. We hope you are alright, just as the other civilians of the Girdo Empire are.''

''Empress Ramashe of Rambo Nation

''Hail Admiral, we are pleased to hear you survived the Fall of the Girdo Empire. And Tokzhalan allowed you to remain at the Imperial Sector? His motives are strange indeed, and he even allows your leaving. His motives are really disturbing and not predictable, none the less your people are welcome to Quadrant 82. We will send a fleet of Normandy and Antaras Classes for transporting citizens to Quadrant 82. She will be escorted by one Excelsior Class V2. And thanks for the warning of the defence stations, the Excelsior Class will lower weapons when approaching them. Also we need to know something, does the Girdo want a space of there own in the Quadrant Galaxies to inhabit? So yes where? ''

Transmission from Empress Ramashe end, with a view of the ones present at the meeting at Rambo City.

Dinoman82 17:09, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

''Hail, ah so he wanted you to survive? First attacking you, conquering you and then allowing you to live. Quite surprising and disturbing at the same time. But it is a well formed plan he has. And tokzhalat's procedurs are unuasal. Why not colonise the galaxy when it is still possible. Expanding a Nation is quite important. And the offer was our honor, as the refugees arrive, will they then live among Rambo Nation citizens? They will have to registrate for our law, health insurances etc since those are free for our citizens. The aiding fleet will arrive shortly. Empress Ramashe out''.

Ah, nice update to the Truly Alien Saga, quite surprising move of the Grox. It shows they are still all powerful :d. Anyway I will make a picture of the arriving fleet probably tommorrow and I shall also add it to the Imperial Civil War page. Greetz, Dinoman82 18:24, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Secured Transmission from Republic Ministry of Intelligence.
''Agreed. Our leader thinks that the original members of the original Seven Star Alliance should hold a position over that of the other empires, he was the one that started this renaissance.''

RMI Out.

Incoming Transmission from Rambo Nation, cripted data message
Introduction:Reply to messeage from Girdo Imperial Intelligence.

Reply: We are aware of the Cult of the Deathmarch and the Grox and others. We wonder whom the others are who are rising empires that could be a threat. The cooperation you talk of are surprising and disturbing to speak of. We are now searching for the Cult, but did not found them yet. Also, tensions are once again rising with the Imperial Alliance and an unknown force is threatening us.

Conclusion: We support the idea of a new Seven Starr Alliance, but are unsure if it will work. The first one collapsed, the Universal Alliance of Nations missed her purpose and the G8 seems inactive. Not to mention the Onuris Alliance, bravely fighting agianst the Xhodocto also has been disassembled. The alliances I am affraid on our own and the former glorious once have been collapsed. It seems a dark power is behind this but we are not sure. We have considered your proposal and will support the new Seven Starr Alliance.

Signed, Empress Ramashe of Rambo Nation.

Dinoman82 18:23, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission - Salsetthe Intelligence - Secure Channel
Proposal: Revival of and membership of "SSA"

Status: Declined

Reason: Such alliances are unreliable, which is why the Salsetthe Republic only allows member nations as allies. However, cooperation between sufficiently advanced empires is advised in order to disable significant threats.

Conclusion: Increase cooperation between sufficiently advanced and willing civilizations significantly, destroy, disable, or defeat organizations such as the Cult of the Deathmarch and propose the eradication of the Grox Empire while addressing ties to other powers such as the Tokzhalan Empire and the Daleks.

Recommended immediate course of action: Increase cooperation between willing and significantly advanced powers. Eliminate significant threats while making sure they do not rise up again.

The Randomness | Talk | Blog 18:25, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
''Due to a subspace disturbance, this channel or subspace layer has been experiencing interference. We believe the SSA is in decline due to the Jarquvix and their foolish but short civil war they caused, which lost the SSA's respect. What is also needed is to gain their respect once more, and we will help you do that. We realise the significance of this alliance, and it importance in the last few decades.'' --DCP 12:41, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the Ape Empire
Dear Aliens, We Apes are wondering if there are any other Empires or factions out there, we are an interplanetary race trying to find sentient life outside our solar system, if you locate us, we would love it if you come to our planet please give us a heads up. Sincerely, Chieftain Uga. 99cmoney 14:28, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Dear Girdo, We are very excited to have met more than one empire in one day! We are able to transmit messages to you by the spaceship that crashed, it was the only thing that was still working. And if there is an entire Gigaquadrent out there than we will proceed with our technology twice as fast. We are also trying to communicate with the Cryannus people but they won't respond. Sincerely, Chieftain Uga. 99cmoney 16:09, September 25, 2010 (UTC)