Fiction:Pareidolia/Subject 25

Subject: Subject 25, prefers to be addressed as Second Incarnation of the Flame God

Class: 3

Containment Procedure
Subject 25 must be kept in a 8m x 8m x 8m soundproof chamber at all times under constant surveillance. Only authorized personnel are allowed to enter. Personnel are advised not to engage in extensive conversations with Subject, and short-tempered personnel are encouraged to avoid conversation with Subject entirely. Communication should be terminated if the conversation shifts towards opinions on politics or culture.

Subject 25 is to be isolated from any sort of electronic device capable of wireless transmission. Personnel are required to wear flameproof uniforms and remove any and all communication devices before entering Subject's chamber. Any devices that can be reconfigured for the purpose of wireless transmission should also be removed.

Description
Subject 25 is intangible and takes the form of human in a neat brown suit. It is assumed to be male from prior conversation and frequently has a smirk on its face. Subject is quite jolly and appears to take joy in talking with personnel to no end. Subject's size fluctuates despite usually appearing as a human.

Subject enjoys conversation, but irritates anyone it talks with very quickly. Subject appears to be fueled by irritation and anger, and most it has talked to have spontaneously burst into flames and subsequently expired due to burns. Subject reported to laugh maniacally after having done said things to personnel and then disappearing for a few hours before rematerializing in its chamber. It is believed Subject has immense psychological power and has the ability to spontaneously combust anything it wants to. These powers are apparently fed by anger in target, thus personnel should attempt to end interaction if they feel they are becoming overcome with anger.

Subject's psychological abilities are not limited to one target and can cause widespread inflammation in facility if not isolated. Subject is capable of using wireless devices to potentially communicate with entire facility and cause discord. Subject is very capable of bypassing wireless communication barriers at facility. Subject appears to do this for fun and has no other intent clear.

Addendum: Subject 25-1
(Dr. ***** was permitted access to communicate with Subject 25) Subject 25 - Hello sir. Dr. ***** - Hello. So tell me, Subject 25, where do you come from? Subject 25 - *laughs* Irrelevant. But tell me, sir, where do you come from? Dr. ***** - I am not authorized to tell you that. Subject 25 - How about I ask you a less personal question then. What is your opinion on... the Draconis? Dr. ***** - I- well... I think they have made worthwhile contributions to society... Subject 25 - Really? I find them to be useless disgraces to society. Dr. ***** - Well, how do you think that's a valid opinion? Subject 25 - They have done absolutely nothing useful to society. So useless. Dr. ***** - I beg your pardon! The Draconis have helped unify their galaxy, you think that is use- Subject 25 - Are you mad, brother? Dr. ***** - What- No, I'm just saying- (Dr. *****'s body is engulfed in flames. Dr. ***** collapses to the ground and Subject 25 laughs) Subject 25 - Your argument is invalid. (Subject 25 disappears from view)