Creature:Loron

"Da Boyz is da best. 'Nuff said."

- Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

"The Loron are evil. They eat, and eat and CONQUER ALL (except the powerful empires). They kill everything. EVERYONE that dares go near them dies. Then becomes breakfast"

- Loron page in the Ottzello Facts on the Technonet

The Loron are the most warlike beings in the Universe, and are major members of the . As well as being in UNO, there are a rogue group of Loron known as ', and a -alligned group known as '.

History
The Loron have had a brutal history of disgrace. Don't ask them about their history though. They don't know what it means.

Early history
Loron evolved on the planet Groodrub by conquering and killing others. Fighting climates, killing larger creatures and crushing wildlife was the way the Loron became the incredibly strong creatures they are today. Their culture also grew through the Bosses, and they started to become developed. Eventually, their slaves and Da Chikz allowed them to evolve to the Space Stage.

Space stage
Loron began the space stage by simply finding another empire and killing them. With the planets they took, they grew in numbers and slave force, as well as stolen technology. They expanded very quickly, until ultimately they stole inter-galactic travel. They truly made their name in the, crushing over half of the galaxy. However, new bosses gradually turned the Loron into a more civilised race, which caused rogue empires to spawn, and the Loron learned the concept of alliance.

Zr'Ahgloth era
Their new boss, Zr'Ahgloth, took over the Loron and made them more barbaric than ever. This way, he made many enemies and conquered many more races, become feared across Ottzello. He also met the DCP, and the DCP/Loron War began. Later, the Loron played a huge part in the March of the Apocalypse.

Loron doom era
During the Second Ottzello Galactic War, the Loron met their near doom. The Kralgon Invasion Force conquered them while their leader was captured by Votarah during a fight between him and Tyraz Breek. They became slaves of the Kralgon, but would return...

After this was an era in which the Loron were involved in two wars; the Second Black Fog War and the 3rd Ottzello Galactic War. However, they were more involved in the former than the latter.

Due to a strange time anomaly, plus the entropic powers of the demon Shu'ulathoi, an alternate "dark version" of the Loron was created and started to attack the Milky Way Galaxy. While the real Loron are still unaware of their existance, the dark counterpart of Zr'Angloth is already keeping an eye on them.

The two Zr'Ahgloth's had a beef with one another, which led to a huge battle. However, Shu'ulathoi brought the two bosses together. Mistaken for Roz'Tah'Flok by zr'Ahgloth, they were forced to join their empires together.

Meanwhile, the Loron were still serving as Kralgon slaves. However, the Kralgon were slowly finding ways to avoid use of the Loron slaves. Due to a new threat, the, the Kralgon began to forget about the Loron. This was a huge mistake; for once Ottzello needed them more than ever.

UNO
While still fighting for the Corruptus, UNO managed to use the System to make the Loron capable of diplomacy, recognise who are enemies/allies and thus be able to join UNO.

Biology
Loron are ugly, violent, barbaric and unintelligent creatures with an incredibly robust physique and rapid regeneration rate. Natural fighters with genes geared for combat, a single Loron arm has the average energy of 9,000J, and two Loron arms have 18,000J; a single Loron punch can break bones and penetrate exoskeletons of many species. They are also incredibly tough; their skull is thick enough to absorb most bullets, their skin is almost as tough as an exoskeleton and thus can withstand tremendous punishment that would kill most creatures from pain alone. Also, prolonged experience in/exposure to conflict makes a Loron significantly stronger.

Loron genes evolve rapidly and mutation is common, with the Norol mixing genes of Loron they mate with (which they do by gathering the chromosomes of a dead Loron or a live, old Loron), and producing dozens of Loron with these genes. However, this of course requires Norol to take a lot of energy, and Loron need just as much for their muscle development; Loron on average require around 100,000J of energy intake daily, while Norol require at least 2,000,000J of energy daily. In addition, DNA is changing, and so when Loron live to old ages, they will look completely different to their younger form. Loron change fairly overnight, in the same way a caterpillar would change to a butterfly; wrapping themselves in a nest and then fully taking on their new DNA. This means that an adult Loron will be very different to a teenage Loron (which is the one featured on this page); the older Loron types are Betta Boyz, Sikka Boyz and Killa Boyz.

Behaviour
A barbaric race of war-mongering killers - one of the most warlike races in the universe - the Loron are much more deadly than one would think. Barbaric creatures who eat space wanderers, their number is beyond count. They are barbaric creatures that eat space wanderers. They take pride in causing misery, stealing candy from kids, blackmail passer by ships for money and hurt other creatures (even other Loron) for fun; Loron wage many conflicts from personal to galactic scale, and even start full-scale wars over bags of chips. The Loron are also known to be incredible entertainers, particularly rappers, and their society - which many would deem is primitive - is unique, free, and formed around their typical gang culture. In battle, Loron show no respect to their oppoennt (insulting and spitting at them), try to make their kills dramatic and painful and tend to fight with bare hands.

Some Loron are a member race of the, serving mainly as UNO's soldiers. Loron in UNO now utilize UNO's technology, and in many cases are much more of a weapon than a race, with some entertainers; Loron do play a role in UNO's society, and their gang culture has influenced the society in many ways. They are selectively bred (as all UNO species are) as soldiers and/or entertainers & workers, and have no literal free will, due to The System which influences their own thoughts, emotions and opinions.

Abilities
Loron, having large heads, have large brains; while unintelligent, they do use this brainpower. Their brainpower provides an innate mentalism ability, meaning Loron brains can access other brains almost hypnotically. This does not mean mind control, but it means that Loron can weaken foes' muscles, adrenaline flow and nerves. In addition, Loron can use this to communicate with each other.

Loron in UNO have The System, which improves this ability.

Society
Loron culture, or kultya, as they call it, is savage and distinct, mocked and declared crude by many others, although it is in fact strong. Loron culture stems from the very first Loron and early gang cultures, and is based around the simple principle of survival of the fittest. It is rough, still revolves around fighting, Loron addictions, and not a single Loron has seen the flaw in their society. Loron addictions are, music (mostly hip hop & rap), cars, eating and pizza. Loron also have a 'religion', in which they worship several Da Godz, their main god being Roz'Tah'Flok (although in non-UNO societies, it is now more commonly Zr'An'Kar, with Roz'Tah'Flok being reviled; in UNO society it is the opposite way round), which they serve with sacrifices and pizza parties.

Another aspect is the Mafia. Just as popular as the military, Loron Mafias are very deadly. They operate in many galaxies, causing havoc, deaths and piracy to innocents. Mafias are also the only Loron gangs that accept other species. Mafias are hugely popular in Loron culture, and 99% of Loron have some involvement in a mafia. Mafias are also notably organised for Loron.

Habitat
Loron live in rough habitats. Filled with shady folk, gang wars, fights in every day life, to others it would seem as horrible and dystopian. Loron society is barbaric, but to loron, it is paradise. Buildings are normally made of little more than scrap metal and bricks. Occaisionally they band together in bars, for sports and other Loronly events, but besides this, it is a constant conflict. But this is why Loron love it. Environment on Loron worlds is normally lush, mostly jungles, as Loron prefer these environments, and Loron Chikz tend to terraform worlds to be like this. However, it can sometimes be deserts, barren planets, mainly when the Loron have eaten the entire populace.

After the, the Loron of Da Propa Big Loron Empire lived with UNO. Loron within UNO have their own cities which they live in, but several live in UNO's cities. These Loron are gangsters, however, but do enjoy the fruits of UNO, and are completley immersed with UNO's society.

Attachment
In UNO, all species have a zero-point generator in their bodies, and grow a metal attachment thanks to editing from the System. The Loron in UNO, thus, have a special attachment which utilizes this. The Loron's special attachment is a vibroblade; a vibrating blade on their arm that works like a chainsaw. This can move incredibly quickly, and when added with Dark Gyronic, can become a laser-tipped edge of the blades. UNO's quantum replicating technology means the saw can be repaired easily. The attachment makes the Loron even more powerful in combat.

Vehicles
Loron in UNO now share UNO's starships, as their own were poor in comparison. However, Loron in Da Rogue Boyz have their own Vehiclez and Shipz, which are shown to be much more advanced than older Loron technology. The Rogue Boyz, however, have had technological help from the and.

Devices
Loron lack very complex devices. Their devices are nearly all stolen from others and adapted for Loron usage.

Artificial Intelligence
Loron Artificial Intelligence, or Da Geekz, are intelligent computers mass produced by Da Chikz in factories, to suit many purposes. But their intelligence is vital to helping the Loron become as powerful as they are.

Factions
UNO= The Propa Big Loron Empire joined the ' in the. UNO's Loron are mostly clones, and all use The System in their bodies, which is what makes them manageable and stronger. The Loron that work in UNO work in a military, but are used as more of a weapon than a member. Da Rogue Boyz= During, a boss, , united several old Loron empires to form his own rogue Loron group in the Ottzello Sector, which began to grow in power. These were . They have, since, grown hugely. UNO haven't noticed them much, but this may change, as they continue to grow in strength. Da Deffmarch Boyz= The  is a Loron empire that is controlled by the. The empire exists in the, and is currently growing at an exceptional rate, even for Loron. Da Ovas=
 * Tier level: 2.4
 * Leader: UNOL
 * Goal: Bring peace and order, through war
 * Location: Ottzello Sector
 * By: OluapPlayer
 * Tier level: 3
 * Leader: Da Leedas
 * Goal: BUILD DA BEST LORON EMPIRE EVA AN SMASH UNO
 * Location: Ottzello Sector
 * By: Imperios
 * Tier level: 3
 * Goal: TA SERV DA REEL GODZ
 * Leader:
 * Location: Andromeda Galaxy
 * Quadrantia Loron

The are a group of Loron who exist in many various galaxies across the unexplored Quadrant 21. There are many factions of the Quadrantia Loron, but all are pirates and raiders.
 * By: Dinoman82
 * Tier level: 3
 * Goal: meh
 * Leader: Various
 * Location: Quadrant 21


 * Mirus Loron

The, similar to the Quadrantia Loron, are pirates and raiders in the Mirus Galaxy. However, they are more well known as being mercenary bikers; generally Mirus Loron are more full of Crazy Boyz (similar to these), and love to ride around in bikes while running erands. Another thing that differentiates them from common Loron is that they are more addicted to heavy metal than rap music, and will often scream along to heavy metal songs as they smash their foes.
 * By: MatthewMosley
 * Tier level: 3
 * Goal: jus SMASH STOOF
 * Leader: Various
 * Location: Mirus Galaxy

Individuals
UNO doodz= Da Rogue Boyz doodz= Deffmarch doodz= Others=  - a Dark Gyronic paradoxic Loron, being technically created by himself. He was the leader of the Original Dark Five and is a minion of Emperor Zargoth. He is the responsable for the creation of the.
 * [[File:Zr'Ahgloth.png]] Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth - the leader of the Propa Big Loron Empire. An idiotic leader, he seeks nothing but power, death, destruction and pizza. He aims also to kill the other Loron empires.
 * [[File:MiniThraloy2.png]] Da Propa Big Warboss Thr'aloy - the leader of the Loron military. Stronger than the others, he is often seen as Zr'Ahgloth's right hand man, as he is second strongest Loron in the Propa Big Loron Empire. He is also part of The Skull in the UNOC Unit.
 * [[File:MiniFrekloar.png]] Da Propa Big Rogue Boss Fre'kloar - a leader with ambitions, his dream of creating the ultimate Loron faction is very close to coming true with.
 * [[File:MiniJolkiar.png]]  - the leader of the natural Loron in Da Rogue Boyz (Fre'kloar is the leader over all), Jol'kiar is a Sikka Boy, who is a mentor of Fre'kloar and of the other Loron.
 * [[File:MiniVoareak.png]]  - the Jetpak Boss, Voa'reak is a flight-obsessed Loron, who has a jetpack wired into his spine and his nerves.
 * [[File:MiniKalkuir.png]]  - a Loron Tekknoboss, Kal'kuir is a cyborg Loron who has an obsession with building a bigger and better gun than he already has.
 * [[File:MiniKnargank.png]]  - a Loron Sneeka, Knar'gank has grown up in the jungle, and has the abilities of photosynthesis, skin colour change and much more.
 * [[File:MiniNaktorzak.png]]  - a Crazyboss, Naktor'zak does not only drive, he is the Propa Big Rogue Tank; he never leaves the tank and is wired into it, only appearing outside as a hologram.
 * [[File:MiniBadmanz.png]] Da Propa Big Ebul Boss Br'klakkon - a hyper intelligent Loron in command of the Legion of Badmanz, this power-hungry and arrogant individual's schemes are a threat to all Andromedan empires.

Organisations
There are multiple Loron mafia groups around the universe, and several Loron mercenary factions. These Loron are often Loron who have been on the run, and are looking for a better life. They will pick up pieces they find and use them for combat, which is the way they live their life from then on.

Quotes
"They will make good allies... We will rule them... The Allies will pay... They will eat cheesecake... IF THEY OBEY US!"
 * Technobliterator is proud to say that the Loron page is home to the very first "quotes from other empires" section of the SporeWikiverse"

- Ssik

"I wonder if the Loron have a figthing style...If so, I would like to test it against ours."

- Khazurhal Angazhar, Demon King of the Deathmarch

"The Lorons will feast... feast upon the destruction that will come swiftly to their pitfall civilization! The very air around them is tarnished with the blood already spilled upon them by themselves."

- Vartekian Empire

"Hah! The Loron the most idiotic species the DCP has ever encountered. Barely sapient these savage barbarians believe they have won so many victories in our war, even though they are quite minor.  The DCP is enjoying to blast their planets and systems, as we use them to test our newest weapons on!"

- Emperor Wormulus II

"The Loron will be vanquished, as my great army rides the stars in search of the next system. I will crush all who lies before me, I will destroy all things Loron, and end their savage regime! Prepare Loron, prepare to suffer horribly under my energy mace!"

- Warlord Titanozor of the DCP.

"The Loron are an evil and idiotic race that have grow to large to handle they have only surived this long due to their sheer size the Grox tell us they soon will no longer be a problem."

- Taxton Grand Council

"The latest insulting adjective to enter our language; Loronic!"

- Captain Ingcos

"Fools, barbarians and incapable of enlightenment. Just one word: blasphemy. And just one word what to do with them. EXTERMINATE!"

- Spiritmaster Tadjeleon

"The Loron are interesting, and like us in many ways, i just hope that the party goes well!"

- Captain Arian

"Hmmmm loron might be useful to us.(Seeing a loron trying to eat a stick.) Or maybe not."

- Darkling Empire

"The Loron think they're so tough. Eating other species, killing for no reason whatsoever...that's just sick. They had better hope they stay peaceful with us."

- TIAF

"Bigfatstupidaliensaywhat?!"

- TIAF

"The Loron are probably the most unintelligent beings in the galaxy, no, the Universe. They think they will rule everyone. Have they met the Xhodocto? The Vartekians? The CSA? The whole Universal community will laugh while their last survivor is murdered."

"The Loron aggrivate us to an extent that we do not understand. We cannot comprehend their knowledge's extent. Such a small brain in such a large cranium cap. If they tried to eat a Xhodocto they would burn inside out."

- Khazurhal Draguros/Kamik-Shi, Supreme Demon King of the Deathmarch

"We find it strange that such a creature could've even developed sentience, let alone space travel. Most of the space in their rather large skull is devoted to keeping their undersized and underworked brain barely functional, which we find rather amusing."

- Salsetthe Exobiologist Qagh'var

"GRRRAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!"

- Descended Tyraz, new king of the Zazane Empire.

"A dangerous and cunning species, although we are not at war with them, we consider them neutral and keep caution with them. However, they are a force to be reckoned with and have great potentials, whether they will be good or evil. We hope to one day improve our Galactic Relations with the Loron."

- Empress Ramashe of Rambo Nation

"The Lorons love to eat alot hmm..... well then, let them eat their fear when are done destroying the worlds they own. When they're all in hell, lets just say, I hope they have a great time with their friends of the Xhodocto."

- Captain Benjamin XII

"You might think yourselves powerful, but let me say this: One day you will make one too many enemies, and then all the crude insults you can muster will not save you. It is my fervent hope that I live to see that day."

- Ja'Dan Fleetfather of the Fordan Empire

"The Loron are a changing matter. We never expected them to be such a malicious empire until we read their file. It looks like they will have to learn a lesson or two."

- Maj. Estadd

"Foul treachous pests!"

"MAN DESE GUYS SO FLIPPIN DUM DEY SEY DEY B REAL LORON BUT DEY ARE WEAK AN SMALL AN BLU AND DEY HAVE TINY CHIKZ. IM HAPPY I DONT NEED TA WORK WIF DEM ANYMORE CUS DEY B ALWAYS LIKE "HUR HUR HUR LOOK AT ME IM STRONG" AND DEN I'M LIKE "SHOO" AND DEN THEY IS DED HUR HUR HUR GO DIE IN HELL YA COPYCATS"

- Da Propa Big Bad Boss Hagto'Zhl of the

"The females have potential. The males, well, we are surprised they can accomplise simple body functions."

- The Junction Mind

"Lorons are the thorn and roses.We use Captured Lorons for cure testing.We once tested new cure for transparency on a Loron with that disease! It worked! THANK YOU GUINEA LORONS!!!! YOU ARE SO LORONLY!!!!"

- Maniccot Scientist

Trivia

 * Originally Technobliterator used them in one game, but when the space stage was reached the game was abandoned. They were created as Galot opposites, and their language came from modern gangster culture and from stereotypical internet langage.
 * Loron were created 18:35, January 29, 2010