Fiction talk:Inter-Species Scientific Alliance

Incoming transmission from the Girdo Empire
We are the Empire of the Girdo Galaxy. We have heard your automated message, and we believe that it will be beneficial for us and for the universe if we join your organisation - assuming it is legitimate, of course, and we have no reason to believe that it isn't. As for energy-efficient terraforming, we have looked through the records of many civilisations and we believe that an ancient artefact known as the "Staff of Life" may be the answer. You may wish to contact the Delpha Coalition of Planets about that, since (as far as we are aware) they are currently in possession of said artefact. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire