Fiction:Second Borealis Galactic War/Original/Prologue

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Grand Troopers attack
On the Zoles Imperium capital...''

Zoles - Sire, a word please... King Rebaris - Yes? Zoles - We're recieving a distress call from a planet in the following co-ordinates:

The Zoles servant showed the King the co-ordinates to th world, and a video of the invasion.

Zoles - Isn't that the Unified Nation's robots? King Rebaris - It seems so...

King Rebaris got on his spaceship, and with a fleet, took orbit of the world. Due to the world's defenses and the invaders' persistance, the attack wasn't nearly finished by the time they arrived out of the Cold Relay.

Zoles - Shall I get them on communication? King Rebaris - Yes.

The Unified Nation of Ottzello were put in holographic communication.

Valzo - Hello, Zoles, what is it? King Rebaris - One of my colonies is under siege by your, what's the name, Tralkik. Zr'Ahgloth - ''BLUD R U DUM? WE AINT ATTAKIN NO ZOLES WORLD'' Yogtam - What he means to say is, neither me nor Zr'Ahgloth ever ordered the attack, nor are any Tralkikianoe attacking any world currently.

King Rebaris showed an image of the attack. King Rebaris - But it's happening.

UNO looked at each other, sceptical.

Feldosia - You sure those are ours? King Rebaris - What do you mean? Feldosia - I severely doubt those Tralkikianoe are ours. King Rebaris - There are more of these things? Kralgon Emperor - ''Show more images. Do you see any biological life forms there?'' Zoles - We have detected beings of your species *he pointed at the Kralgon Emperor* and some unknown, purple creatures as well. Kralgon Emperor - ''Purple creatures? Then yes, those aren't ours.'' King Rebaris - Who are them then? Tralkik Commander - ''If any Tralkik or Kralgon with our System were there, we'd know about that. These must be... the Grand Troopers of Foreign Origins.'' King Rebaris - Who are these? Zr'Ahgloth - GTFOS DUM King Rebaris - That doesn't answer my question. Yogtam - ''We honestly have no idea who they are, what their intentions are, or anything. We just know they're led by the Kralgon Emperor's father, Roshisiz.''

The Emperor clenched his fist and looked at the floor.

King Rebaris - In this case, I'll order the elimination of these beings. Kralgon Emperor - Do you want us to help out, at all? King Rebaris - I don't think it's necessary, but feel free to. Kralgn Emperor - Well, tell us if you need anything. Zoles - Sire, do you want us to send Verakon? King Rebaris - If he's available, yes.

Commandant Verakon landed on the world, accompanied by many soldiers. However, he was confronted by a giant Kralgon Crusher, which had a pilot...

Roshisiz - Well, what do we have here? Vekaron - Time to pay for your invasion. Vekaron and his troops all attacked Roshisiz.'' Roshisiz - Two can play at that game...

An enormous swarm of Tyranites came out fo the Swarmers, and almost as large forces of Tralkiks and Kralgon came from the Killer Pods nearby. Imperium ships emerged from space and destroyed the Swarmers and Pods, while also attacking the forces already deployed.

Roshisiz - Damnit.

Vekaron exploded his way through the Kralgon Crushed and stabbed his blades through Roshisiz. Roshisiz yelled, and fell to the floor, with shut eyes. Vekaron armed a bomb in the Crusher, and as he jumped out of it, exploded. Vekaron and his troops kept fighting the rest of the GTFO forces.

Roshisiz, near dead on the ground, called out to Vekaron...

Roshisiz - I bet you're used to leaving peiple to die by now, aren't you? Vekaron - ''You still live? Huh. Yes, I am used to it, and you ain't different.''

Vekaron shot Roshisiz's head.

Roshisiz - I still have the System, I won't die!

Roshisiz laughed. but coughed up blood. Thanks to his enhanced nanomachines, he healed incredibly quickly.

Roshisiz - ''You Zoles... must realise... you'll all be destroyed by an ancient weapon, that will be used for... someting beyond its original purpose.'' Vekaron - You are not in position of taunting me, alien.

Roshisiz laughed, and a crashing GTFO ship landed on him, crushing him completely. Vekaron just turned around and went help is troops.

King Rebaris - Vekaron, what's the situation? Vekaron - ''The enemy is being contained. I also killed what appeared to be their leader.'' King Rebaris - ''Excellent. The rest of the forces will just be destroyed by our defence forces. Report back to me at the palace tomorrow, I'll be there to evaluate the battle; from chatting with the Unified Nation, this enemy is a strange lot, and really needs investigation, so we can learn of their motives.'' Vekaron - Understood.

The Ancient Weapon
The next day, Vekaron returned to Rebaris' palace.

King Rebaris - ''I've got the Unified Nation here on hologram. Do you have any video footage of the battle?'' Vekaron - Yes, sire.

Vekaron showed footage, right up to Roshisiz' death scene.

Kralgon Emperor - Wait, stop there.

The video stopped.

Kralgon Emperor - Rewind it back a second... Roshisiz on video - "You Zoles... must realise... you'll all be destroyed by an ancient weapon, that will be used for... someting beyond its original purpose." Tralkik Commander - I'll search through all databanks to see if UNO is familiar at once. Vekaron - That one was so arrogant, I was content to see him die. Kralgon Emperor - Trust me, you didn't have him as a fucking father... King Rebaris - ''So that was the Roshisiz you talked about? He doesn't seem that dangerous now.'' Kralgon Emperor - ''Honestly, it's near impossible to decide whether those lot are dangerous or weak. Sometimes they're so easy to destroy it's almost funny, sometimes they're just a pain.'' Tralkik Commander - ''Scan complete. Something was found in the Caretakers' database.'' King Rebaris - What's this? Tralkik Commander - ''Apparently, some ancient Cold One weapon. It's an enormous gun, with some other thing that looks like a ship's reactor, but is in fact, a subspace compression wave device. In other words, it's a time bomb, waiting to tick off.'' King Rebaris - Oh dear... Yogtam - Currently, we're a bit busy, those Rogue Boyz have just attacked us... Valzo - ''So yes, we'll contact you as soon as we're available. UNO out.''

UNO's transmission closed.

Vekaron - ''We need to investigate this. If that Kralgon's threat is serious, we can be in real danger.'' King Rebaris - ''Indeed. Oh wait, I'm getting a new transmission-''

The Rogue Boyz Leedas appeared on screen.

Fre'kloar - sup zoles doods Vekaron - ''Greetings. You must be UNO's Loron, right?'' Fre'kloar - no man wez da rogue boyz Vekaron - ''Rogue Boyz...UNO told us to stay aware of these....  Fre'kloar - but yeh we dunt hav a cloo who yoo ar but wez gonna kill yas. is dat ok?  Vekaron - ...you're kidding, right?  Fre'kloar - no''

Vekaron appeared unimpressed.

Dark Zr'Ahglorth - stop wiv da attitude wez gonna maek it quik cos dats not fair considerin we dunt kno yoo  Vekaron - ''...I know your location. If you attack us, there will be a swarm of ships coming after you. Simple as that.  Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL YOO DAR THRETEN DA BOYZ? WEZ DA ONES DAT DOES DA THRETS NOT YOO'' Vekaron - You got the warning, now don't you dare attack us. Fre'kloar - YOO IDIOT MAN JUS WATCH DA BOMZ DAT ZAARKHUN GAV US JUS NAO Vekaron - So, shall we just ignore them? King Rebaris - ''UNO just mentioned being in trouble with these things. It's better to deal with them before everything else.'' Vekaron - ''Ok, then. I'll ensure we've got rid of them.''

A few weeks later...

The Artifacts
Zoles - Sire, I bring news... King Rebaris - Yes? Zoles - A world containing artifacts, owned by the Borealis Grox, was just destroyed by the Wranploer Legion. King Rebaris - ''What?! Destroyed?! Volim can't be that stupid!'' Zoles - ''Well, it seems so, sire. If you scan the co-ordnates of the world, it is now just debris.'' King Rebaris - ''Cold One artifacts are the rarest and most vauable resources of this galaxy. Why would that miserable Wranploer destroy them...'' Zoles - I know not of his motives.

UNO appeared on transmission.

Kralgon Emperor - I don't mean to take advantage of a dire situation, but this could be just what you need. King Rebaris - What's this? Kralgon Emperor - ''Well, with one world destroyed, everyone will simply rush to the nearest artifact world, looking to salvage whatever they can find, as if by insinct. Also, the Borealis Grox will be busy moving their own artifacts around to keep safe from this ever happening again. As a result, we can attack the world to salvage the databases you want, all without fear of the Borealis Grox coming in and getting protective all of a sudden, like they would have done before.'' Zr'Ahgloth - hur man dat was my plan

Zr'Ahgloth was drugged to sleep.

Yogtam - Of course it wasn't his. King Rebaris - Hmm...this sounds promising. Yogtam - ''Indeed, so if you can find any relics with information of this weapon, now's the perfect time to get them. We also want an artifact ourselves, but it's only a Vyro'Ralza one.'' Vekaron - ''What do you say, sire? Shall we attack?'' King Rebaris - Yes.

Vekaron nodded.

The Zoles prepared a large fleet, and headed for the world with the most traffic.

Vekaron - Hmm, it seems the Minga and Adrahira got here first. King Rebaris - They know we are peaceful toward them, and should leave us alone. Minga - ''Ah, greetings Zoles Imperium. What is your business in this holy space?'' King Rebaris - ''Hail, Minga. We're in search of some objects.'' Minga - ''I see. Those of the Cold Ones?'' King Rebaris - Yes.

Rebaris transmitted data of the exact artifact type they were looking for.

Minga - Then, pilgrims, as the High Priest, I will present you with the locations of these artifacts that we know.

The Minga transmitted data of a map of the world's orbit, with the locations of the database artifacts.

Minga - ''Excellent. So, you should need at least 7 to piece together the message from them, which will have all the information you need.'' King Rebaris - ''I see. Thank you.'' Vekaron - ''Sire, the Lamelota and the Adrahira are here too. What shall we do with them?'' King Rebaris - ''Do not forget we are allied with the Lamelota. And we should just leave the Adrahira be.'' Vekaron - ''I see. We'll just let them pass. The Adrihira, keeping up their tribal nature, seem to know of peace.''

The ships simply proceeded to the location of the first datapod, and came across an unidentified ship.

King Rebaris - What's that? Zoles - I'll get in communication with them.

The Zoles messenger got in contact with the ship.

Zoles - ''Your ships are unidentified. Please provide identification.''

There was no reply.

King Rebaris - Identify yourself for your own security. There was no image, but a voice was heard, which was recognised instantly. Falrk Zaarkhun - I'm your identification, Zoles. Vekaron - ''I reconize your voice. You're that Ottzelloan crimelord, Falrik Zaarkhun. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Crimelord? I'm an entrepeneur, in case you hadn't noticed. I gave up crime just recently. Never heard of the Borealis Consortium Network?'' Vekaron - ''Yes. And what I heard is not nice at all.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Well what exactly have you heard? Vekaron - ''Other than the rogue Loron saying they got weapons from you to attack us, some other rumours of you being aligned to the Wranploer Legion. That little war of yours did had a cheesy, anticlimatic ending...'' Zoles - Sire, I've heard that them and the Legion have joined forces. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Well, you've heard correctly. Well, me, brush these insects off!''

The ship sent out a Psionic Energy signal, which wiped the Zoles' memory.

Zoles - ''Acknowledged. You are free to scavenge for ships, just as long as you leave the following artifacts alone:''

The Zoles transmitted data the Minga had shown of the artifacts they were collecting.

Vekaron - Something...doesn't feel right here... Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Fine, let's go on. Oh, another datapod...''

Zaarkhun's ship was gone in a hurry.

King Rebaris - Do you get the feeling something's happened that we forgot in a split second? Vekaron - Actually I do...

Before they could think about it more, they came into contact with the Niaka Special Forces.

Niaka Chief - ''Ah, hello Zoles. I'm just clearing up the situation at the moment and keeping control, with all the high traffic. This place is perfect for spotting the criminals and sad little thieves.'' King Rebaris - ''I see. Keep up the good work.''

The Niaka saluted, and moved on. Next, they came into contact with a ship they recognised...

Fre'kloar - oi tell yoo wat yoo leev peecful an no one gets hurt ennit? King Rebaris - ...Fine. Fre'kloar - ''nah jus kiddin. BOYZ FIRE DA WEPONZ''

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza engaged Rebaris' ship in full on conflict.

Jol'kiar - i was worried for a sec dere dat yood turned into a wimp Fre'kloar Vekaron - ''These attacks can't pierce our mothership so easily. I'll show these annoying things real firepower.''

The Zoles mothership fired all they got, quickly damaging the Krooza.

Fre'kloar - YOR A CHEETA MAN Grak'tona - BLUD WAT YOO STARTIN

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza shot out.. a banana.

Grak'tona - wat is dis Kal'kuir - yoo dumbo dunt press a button yoo dunt kno wat it does Grak'tona - ''shut up man im king. OI IS DIS DOOD HEER ACTIN ALL WANABE KING? MAN REBARIS YOR A LOSA IM A BETTA KING DAN YOO'' King Rebaris - ''You? A king? I'll teach you to respect such a title.''

The Zoles kept firing at the Krooza.

Brag'klogga - HUR YOR A LOSA

Brag'klogga began to reverse the damage.

King Rebaris - ''This bores me. Shall we just set out boosters faster and move on?'' Vekaron - ''Yes, sire. We are wasting our time here.''

The ship moved past the Propa Big Rogue Krooza. While the Krooza had done damage, not much of it affected on-phasic shielding of the shp, or it's regenerative albative armour.

King Rebaris - ''So so far, we've gathered a few artifacts. Say... where's UNO? They said they'd be here?'' Vekaron - They should arrive at any moment now, I believe. King Rebaris - ''Hmm... I'll go ask them what the hold up is.''

They got on transmission.

Kralgn Emperor - ''Ah. What's the situation there? Made much progress?'' King Rebaris - ''Yes, indeed. We have met your rogue Loron as well back there. You might want to eliminate them while they are still here.'' Zr'Ahgloth - ''MAN IMMA SLAP DAT COPYCAT AN DAT FRE'KLOAR UP WEN I SEE DEM... AN DAT WANNABE REBARIS DOOD WHOS ALL FROZEN HES DUM TOO'' King Rebaris - ''Erm...I am Rebaris. I am right here.'' Zr'Ahgloth - IM ON ABOUT DA LORON WHOS A WANNABE OF YOO MAN King Rebaris - Oh I see. Yogtam - ''And he's off... Anyway, w're just waiting out here for the moment. We won't attack until later, we just want to wait for the situation to settle.'' King Rebaris - ''I see.. Ah! The final artifact!''

Rebaris' ship picked up the last artifact.

Zoles - ''Sire, we have all the information we need! The weapon is on a world out in... oh no...'' King Rebaris - Yes? Zoles - It's right out in the Arm of Memories... King Rebaris - Hmmm. Zoles - ''I suggest you procure an artifact that can take you to places outside public Cold Relay reach. Perhaps th Caretakers are just setting out Cold Relays near the location we're heading to out of bounds, until they finish maintenance work or whatever?'' King Rebaris - Good idea.

The Zoles searched around the location, and came across the Minga.

Minga - ''These vile fiends are defiling the work of the Cold Ones! Heretics! Ah, my apologies, great King. What do you wish?'' King Rebaris - What's the problem, Minga? Minga - ''Everyone here is simply taking the artifacts and even destroying our priests' ships, as if they have no respect for this... this divine work of art.'' King Rebaris - I see... Minga - ''Oh, you're looking for an artifact that can take you to locations out of bounds? Well, I know where one is.'' King Rebaris - Oh good. Minga - Problem is, it's currently on board that "Propa Big Rogue Krooza", or whatever those savages call it. King Rebaris - Ugh, seems like these are following us everywhere.

Fre'kloar taunted them.

Fre'kloar - OI I GOT YA PRECIOUS ARTIFACT FING YEH WAT YOO GONNA DO King Rebaris - You have no use for that and you know it. Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I DUNT CARE I JUS LIKE ROBBIN STOF COS IT PISSES DESE MINGA WIMPS OFF Vekaron - Fine, we will destroy you for it then.

A few Niaka ships appeared and surounded the Propa Big Rogue Krooza.

Niaka chief - You're under arrest! Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN YA MOMS UNDA ARREST WATEVA DAT MEENS Vekaron - So, Minga and Niaka, let's teach these Loron a lesson, shall we?

The three empires united forces and all attacked the Krooza.

The proposal
Our story begins over on the Wranploer Palace, where there was some new buzz, when Falrik Zaarkhun had a new plan...

Falrik Zaarkhun - Volim, I need you hear right now, with Genrai, Sollow and Torrent. Volim - ''What is it now? Someone else to stomp?'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''You know that I like to do things more methodically. And if this plan works, we should have the entire galaxy screwed, and still no one will have a clue that Wranploer Legion and Borealis Consortium have a thing to do with each other...'' Volim - Elaborate. Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm sure you remember Da Rogue Boyz. Well, they've been getting a bit stronger, and are starting to show some signs of mental evolution, which is unprecedented for Loron...'' Volim - So? Falrik Zaarkhun - So we can use them... Volim - Using these things isn't exactly the safest thing to do. Falrik Zaarkhun - That's the point, they're wild, barbaric, crazy and they need very little motivation to fight. Volim - So, use them for what purpose? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''My idea is that we'll get Da Rogue Boyz to get a bunch of people pissed off around Borealis. So the Zoles, Niaka and Unified Nation - the only real empires who can do much - get provoked into attacking the Rogue Boyz.'' Volim - Hmmm... Falrik Zaarkhun - But you see, that's just a set up for what I'm really planning. Volim - Say it. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Why don't we set up a trade route with the Unified Nation, the Zoles and Niaka? If they're too busy attacking the Rogue Boyz, they'll be more likely to just accept a trade route. This means we can send spies in to find out what their military is truly capable of... and sabotage it. But when it's sabotaged, they won't be able to see what else I'm about to do...''

Genrai Nal stepped forward.

Genrai Nal - ''When the Rogue Boyz have roughened up the Caretakers, I will blackmail them, and take control of the Cold Relays. I wll disable them for the Unified Nation, and while at conflict with the ever-growing Rogue Boyz, they will be too frightened not to pay a considerable fee to reactivate them...'' Falrik Zaarkhun - And the exact same thing ones for the Niaka and the Zoles. Not only do they leave us alone, but they pay us.'' Volim - Excellent plan. Falrik Zaarkhun - And if the Caretakers are unwilling to co-operate, then there's always a plan B...

Sollow stepped in.

Sollow - ''The Caretakers don't see much occuring as far as galactic politics are concerned. Why would they tell the difference between UNO's Loron and the Rogue Boyz' Loron?'' Volim - ''The Caretakers have always been a mysterious bunch. It's hard to say what they think, or if they think at all...'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Exactly. Plan C comes in there. You see, the's this artifact that exists way out in a part of the galaxy that is unexplored. It's a relic world, filled with Loron known in the stories as the 'Cold Loron'. There are other stories stating that the Cold Loron have some lost AI, if it still exists, it's the last Cold Ones AI. So we retrieve it for ourselves, and use it to blackmail the Caretakers. And what if the Rogue Boyz get to it? Well, just feed them a pizza and relicate it for them.'' Volim - I see... Falrik Zaarkhun - Plan D, however, is just to say we've sabotaged and learned of everyone's military and leave it at that. Sollow - Shall we put the Rogue Boyz on the line? Torrent - Go ahead.

Meanwhile, over in Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza...

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - hur im bored man i wanna go batta som uno boyz Fre'kloar - 'yeh man its been a while Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Incoming Transmission from the group you identify as 'zaarkhuns lot'. Voa'reak - zaarkhun? hur I herd he joined forces wiv da wranploa losas'' Falrik Zaarkhun - And you better not tell a soul. Fre'kloar - so its tru man? Falrik Zaarkhun - Well, Volim's right here, so yes. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - DATS SO DUM MAN WE FOUT TOGETHA AGENST HIM AN ALL Falrik Zaarkhun - Maybe so, but you must realise, he's got a lot of pizza. Kal'kuir - PIZZA COMIN FROM A LOSA ITS DUM. WATS YOO THINKIN MAN YOO GOT DUM OR WAT'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I don't just mean pizza. I mean, deluxe pepperoni pizza that you don't get in the stores.'' Jol'kiar - IM STARTIN TA DISTRUST YOO MAN Falrik Zaarkhun - Woah, you seriously thought that was all I was going to give you? Brag'klogga - hows dis guy man he looks tasty Zalk'don - shut up man lissen Falrik Zaarkhun - I tink you'll like the look of these:

Right around Zaarkhun hovered a floating drone.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Drone, I want you to show them.

The Drone showed the Rogue Boyz new weaponry, faster engines and safer equipment.

Kal'kuir - OI DAT LOOKS LIKE USEFUL STOOF Falrik Zaarkhun - My understand is that you have Tralkikianoe technology? Dark Zr'Ahgloth - yeh Falrik Zaarkhun - ''The Tralkikianoe, themselves weren't perfect. Their technology was designed for robots, not organic creatures. This stuff will mean the Crazy Boyz don't die on you and kill other Loron around as often.'' Naktor'zak - *via hologram* SHUT UP MAN I HAVENT KILLED ANUVA BOY SINC...10 HOURS Kal'kuir - yeh exactly. Volim - I know you may have once been angry at me, Fre'kloar, but you must realise I can help. Fre'kloar - ''HUR. YOR A LOSA YOO STOLE MA PIZZA'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''He didn't, you know. We just assumed he did. Actually, that was one of the Niaka Special Forces.''

The warbosses were startled.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - WAT MAN WHAI DIDNT YA TOLD US BEFOR??? Falrik Zaarkhun - Because I didn't know before! Volim - If you want, Loron, there's something else I can give you.

The drones showed images of a drug injection, which when injecting a soldier, made him go from tired and slow to incredibly strong.

Volim - The science behind it involves sending certain messages etc around the brain and adrenaline etc, but I doubt any of you really care. Knar'gank - nah we dunt. but yeh dat looks sik'' Volim - And you, Knar'gank, oh sneaking will never be the same again...

The drone now showed an octo-camouflage suit.

Volim - It literally scans the surface it's touching, and replicates its colour. Knar'gank - oh man gimme dat Falrik Zaarkhun - ''We can give you it all. All you need to do in return is just attack UNO for obvious reasons, get revenge on the Niaka from stealing your pizza and blaming it on Volim, and attack the Zoles...just because you can.''

The warbosses discussed.

Fre'kloar - SOUNDS SIK MAN Falrik Zaarkhun - Excellent! Oh, and smething else...ever heard of the Caretakers?'' Voa'reak - wat Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - The people who run these Cold Relays and other random artifacts around Borealis. Falrik Zaarkhun - Yes, them. Want to attack them?'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - SUR MAN LETS SEE HOW DEY TASTE LIKE Falrik Zaarkhun - ''They taste like pizza. With peparoni.'' Zalk'don - YA MAKIN ME HUNGRY MAN Volim - Ok, then go ahead and attack UNO! All warbosses - YEH

The Loron change the transmission, to the Unified Nation of Ottzello.

Attacking UNO
Zr'Ahgloth - OI WHO POOT DA COPYCAT AN DA OVA RANDOM WEIRDO AN HIS BOYZ ON DA LINE Dark Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN YOR DUM Kralgon Emperor - Is there a reason you dared to contact us? Fre'kloar - YOR GONNA DAI DATS WHAI HURHURHUR Tuolog - Another empty threat Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''OH YEH? WE WILL SEE WHEN I EET YAS HURHURHUR'' Fre'kloar- SHUT UP MAN ILL EET DA IOKETA DUMBO Tralkik Commander - ''Yes, certainly anempty threat. But from scans, their 'Propa Big Rogue Krooza' is impressive.'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''OI IM GETTIN PISSED MAN FIRE DA BIG BOOMZ ON DEM ALREADY Feldosia - But you've yet to see...

Feldosia turned into her dark form and roared.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ...oi yor pretty'' Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ CONCENTRATE Feldosia - ''YOU THINK SO?? YOU WON'T WHEN I TEAR YOU TO PIECES???'' Tuolog - ''Calm it Feldosia. As I been teaching you, you need learn when and how to control it. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - I CANT TAKE YA SERIOUSLY LOOKIN LIKE DAT MAN Yogtam - You won't take it seriously when you have a bullet going straight through your brain then... Dark Zr'Ahgloth - hur hur yor boolits bounc from ma skin man yoo forgot dat Fre'kloar - dey got loronz an dunt even kno aboot dem dats so dum Yogtam - ''I'm not talking about normal bullets. I'm talking razor edged, laser tipped, railgun fired bulets...'' Fre'kloar - meh yor a geek

Feldosia raged at them, but Tuolog contained her.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - OI BLU COPYCAT DUNT YA FINK I FORGOT ABOOT YOO WHEN I GET DERE YOOZ B SORRY FOR BEIN BORN Zr'Ahfgloth - YOO IDIOT IF I WASNT BORN YOO WOODNT B YOO WANNABE Dark Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL DAT DUSNT MAKE SENS Zr'Ahgloth - ''OH WELL. EEVA WAY YOR DUM YOO NEED FREKLOAR TA HELP'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN WES HOMIES LIKE TRU LORONZ UNLIKE YOO BEIN FRIENDS WIV DA PEPPA AN DA LEETLE GREEN DOOD AN DA GEEK AN DA PRETTY CHIK AN DA DINO DOOD HUR Valzo - This is so boring, it happens every day...

Valzo shut off the transmission.

Fre'kloar - ''OI WHERES DA PLANET BUSTA? FIRE IT MAN I WANNA BLOW DEM UP'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - LETS GO BLOW DEM UP NAO ENNIT? Fre'kloar - YEH MAN

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza moved to the nearest UNO planet.

Kal'kuir - OH CRAP I JUS REALISED Fre'kloar - WAT MAN Kal'kuir - I FORGET TA SEND DA SIGNAL TO DA EMPIYA DAT WES ATTAKIN SO NAO WES ON OUR OWN Dark Zr'Ahgloth - AS LONG AS WE HAV ENUFF BOYZ AN BOMZ WES SAFE Kal'kuir - WE FORGET TA RELOAD MAN Dark Zr'Ahgloth - DATS DUM MAN WAT DO WE DO NAO? Kal'kuir - HUR I GOT A PLAN

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza went inside the Cold Relay, but didn't go to any planet.

Brag'klogga - ''hur dis place makes da ship cold Kal'kuir - ''watch nao

The ship began to gather hypermatter.

Zalk'don - hur da shipz feedin Kal'kuir - NAO WATCH DA BOOMZ

The hypermatter was released in a huge relativistic missile, which not only caused the planet to blow up, but everything orbiting the planet.

Zalk'don - OH MAN SIK BOOM Kal'kuir - HUR HUR HUR MAN IF ZAARKHUNS RITE HE CAN MAEK IT EVEN SIKKA Voa'reak - HUR UNO ATE DEYR WORDS NAO I WULD LOVE TA SEE DA LOOK IN DEYR FAICS HURHURHUR

Meanwhile, in UNOL...

Zr'Ahgloth - MAN WE ATE OUR WORDS Yogtam - ''That attack was too fast for even our defenses. And to think these are Loron we are talking about.'' Zr'Ahgloth - OI WAT YOO IMPLYIN Kralgon Emperor - That your kind are a bunch of idiots who have no clue what the difference between a particle cannon and a railgun is. Yogtam - ''Reminds me of the first time we met Fre'kloar. Who would tell that random Loron would become an actual threat to us.'' Tuolog - I see their minds. their minds actually evolving...'' Feldosia - ''I suppose this is Kolossus' doing. Like he did with me...'' Tuolog - No, it natural. Feldosia - Seriously? Tuolog - ''Yes. Their minds been shut off to science for a long time, but now they exposed to antimatter and other chemicals.'' Kralgon Emperor - ''Oh how I wish we could conquer and add the System to them. I would make that Fre'kloar act like a toy.''

Before Zr'Ahgloth could cut in, he was drugged to sleep by the System.

Tuolog - ''Antimmater and chemical somehow been improving their minds. The curse simply affectd their evolution, not their lasting mental state.'' Yogtam - So, how should we fight this? Tralkik Commander - ''They haven't improved that much, just enough. We'll just deal with them like any enemy; find out their tactics and kill.''

Attacking the Imperium
Meanwhile, back on Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza... Dark Zr'Ahgloth - poot da zoles doods on da line Kal'kuir - ok man

The Zoles Imperium were put on the transmission.

Fre'kloar - sup zoles doods Vekaron - ''Greetings. You must be UNO's Loron, right?'' Fre'kloar - no man wez da rogue boyz Vekaron - Rogue Boyz...UNO told us to stay aware of these.... Fre'kloar - ''but yeh we dunt hav a cloo who yoo ar but wez gonna kill yas. is dat ok?'' Vekaron - ...you're kidding, right? Fre'kloar - no

Vekaron appeared unimpressed.

Dark Zr'Ahglorth - stop wiv da attitude wez gonna maek it quik cos dats not fair considerin we dunt kno yoo Vekaron - ''...I know your location. If you attack us, there will be a swarm of ships coming after you. Simple as that.'' Fre'kloar - ''WAT DA HELL YOO DAR THRETEN DA BOYZ? WEZ DA ONES DAT DOES DA THRETS NOT YOO'' Vekaron - You got the warning, now don't you dare attack us. Fre'kloar - YOO IDIOT MAN JUS WATCH DA BOMZ DAT ZAARKHUN GAV US JUS NAO

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza arrived out of the Cold Relay, with a huge swarm of Loron cruisers, and fired a huge projectile out of the Cold Relay, which caused a subspace compession wave. This wave caused 3 close by systems to die. The moment this happened, a large Zoles fleet emerged from the nearest Relay and attacked the Rogue Krooza.

Zalk'don - DEY WERENT KIDDIN DATS A LOAD OF SHIPS Fre'kloar - OI TELL DESE SHIPZ TA GET LOST

The ship fred relativistic missiles, destroying many quickly, while they got the Killas to attack the fleet. The fleet fought back, their ships being hard to take down due to their advanced technology.

Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''Seems like this fleet is being all controlled by AIs. There are no Zoles in any of these ships.'' Kal'kuir - OI WAT DA HELL DERE SHIPS HAS PROPA SIK DEFENSES Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Yes, they use non-phasic shielding. Kal'kuir - ''SHUT UP MAN WE USE DAT YOO IDIOT or wait do we? i forgot''

Suddenly, Volim appeared on transmission.

Fre'kloar - WAT WES BUSY Volim - The Wranploer Legion is about to attack!

A large Wranploer fleet appeared to combat the Zoles fleet. The Zoles fleet immediatly attacked the Wranploer, as if they were programmed to priorize them before the Loron.

Fre'kloar - IDIOTS MAN

The Loron fleet used their railguns and relativistic missiles to take down the Zles fleet along with particle cannons. The devastated Zoles fleet was, by both forces, destroyed.

Fre'kloar - SAFE VOLIM WE OWNED DEM DEYZ PROBS GONNA GIV UP NAO COS DEY FINK IT ENT WORF IT Volim - See this as a way of proving I am your ally now. Fre'kloar - SUR MAN YOOZ MA HOMIE Volim - Good, good... Fre'kloar - OI MAN WEZ GONNA SEND RANDOM WARBOSSES TA ATTAK DEM AN UNO. NAO WE GOTTA ATTAK DEM NIAKA DOODS''

Attacking the Special Forces
The Rogue Krooza's boyz moved to another world, and put the Niaka Special Forces on communication.

Niaka Commander - Huh? What now?...Oh no, not you things again.'' Fre'kloar - ''sup man. oi wat da hells wiv yoo arrestin ma mafias?'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - or steelin our pizza?? Niaka Commander - ''Your "mafias" are against the law in these parts. And I don't know what a pizza is.'' Fre'kloar - DUNT LIE Niaka Commander - ''You calling me a liar? I'm not the barbarian thief here, bug!'' Fre'kloar - RITE DATS IT

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza used a relativistic missile to take down a Niaka space station. A large Niaka fleet arrived and attacked the Krooza. Despite being not as advanced as the Zoles' ships, these appeared to cause more damage than them.

Kal'kuir - omd man yoo asked fer it

Kal'kuir prepared an enormous weapon on the Propa Big Rogue Krooza. The Krooza began to shake...

Brag'klogga - STOP SHAKIN DA SHIP MAN DEYZ DAMAGIN US Kal'kuir - TRUS ME MAN Jol'kiar - OI KAL'KUIR IF DIS KILLS US IMMA HAUNT YOR GHOST Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN IT WOTN DA GEEK SED DERES 15% CHANCE WE WILL NOT SURVIV Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - No, I said there was 15% chance you WILL survive! Voa'reak - dats ova a dozen so yeh wes safe hur Fre'kloar - YOR FRIKIN STOOPID MAN WES GONNA DIE

The Niaka fleet kept attacking.

Fre'kloar - OMD MAN IT WAS NOIC KNOWIN YA Dark Zr'Ahgloth - iMMA USE MA POWAS TA SAVE US

Dark Zr'Ahgloth tried to use his Dark Gyronic, but only a little ball of energy appeared and popped on his face.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - guess not kal'kuir - OI MAN YOOS DISTURBIN IT...BUT HUR ITS BEGINNIN TA WORK MAN Zalk'don - WATS WORKIN Kal'kuir - DA HIDDEN MEGA ULTRA PROPA BAD SIK GUN All warbosses - WAT DA HELL Kal'kuir - ''OI NAKTOR YANNO YOR TANK? HUR SM OF DA STOOF DAT WE USED TA MAEK DAT TANK I KEPT FER MASELF'' Naktor'zak - I TOLD YA NOT TA TOUCH MA TANK YA LOSA Kal'kuir - SHUT UP I WAS DERE WEN YOO MAED IT WIV ME IDIOT Zalk'don - SO WAS I MAN AN KAL'KUIR TOLD MEH NOT TA TELL YOO Naktor'zak - 'DATS DUM Fre'kloar - WATS DUM IS DAT WES ABOUT TA DIE AN DA NIAKA IS BEETIN OUR FLEET Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ONE OF MA BOYZ TOLD ME DEY TASTE LIKE COTTON HURHURHUR Fre'kloar - OMD MAN IM DYIN AN I DIDNT GET TA TASTE DA NIAKA Jol'kiar - IM TIRED OF WAITIN MAN I WANNA BEET KAL'KUIR UP ITS ALL HIS FAULT Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN ITS FIRIN

The ship, however, shook hugely, and fell as if it was about to fall apart.

Jol'kiar - BAK IN MA DAYZ FIRIN MENT FIRIN NOT WE DYIN

The Loron huddled together.

Fre'kloar - MAN I FORT DA XHODDIES WAS DA END DIS IS DA REEL END Dark Zr'Ahgloth - I DIDNT GOT TA KILL DA COPYCAT DUMBO DATS SO DUM

The ship suddenly stopped shaking.

Fre'kloar - ... Knar'gank - wah

A banana skin came out of the Propa Big Rogue Krooza, and floated off into space.

Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN DAT BRINGS TERRBUL MEMORIES

The banana skin suddenly attached itself to the largest Niaka ship. Niaka Commander - ''Huh? Jol'kiar - ''...YOO CALL DAT A WEPON? Jol'kiar slapped Kal'kuir's head from behind. The ship suddenly glowed purple, and exploded in an enormous blast that destroyed the Niaka planet, several star systems and the fleet. It also destroyed the remnants of the Rogue Boyz fleet, while Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza hid in the Cold Relay, which was luckily undamaged.

Kal'kuir - hur hur i is da best Zalk'don - WAT DA HELL SIKKEST BOOM EVA Knar'gank - but it costed us our boyz dumbo Zalk'don - yeh dat part wus dum still SIK BOOMZ Kal'kuir - ''DERE WASNT ANY LEFT MAN an tbh i didnt hav a clue wat it did Jol'kiar slapped Kal'kuir again.'' Kal'kuir - WAT? Jol'kiar - i like doin dat hurhurhur Fre'kloar - omd man wat da hell how did a banana blow da whol fing up Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - It contains dark energy and subspace compression wave, which are all compressed using complexexra dimensional sciences into...yeah, you won't care. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - i dunt even kno how dats possibul but i like it hur Fre'kloar - its PROPA SIK MAN Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well, thank god it's finally tested. Fre'kloar - ...YOO NEVA EVEN TESTED IT???? Voa'reak - DATS DA DUMMEST FING EVA Kal'kuir - TESTINS BORIN Bra'klogga - YA MOMS BORIN

Jol'kiar slapped Kal'kuir again.

Kal'kuir - SLAP ME ONE MOR TIME AN IMMA USE ONE OF MA SIKKA GUNZ ON YOO Jol'kiar - HUR YOO DONT TEST IT I BET IT DOENST WORK Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN DIS ONE DOES

Kal'kuir got out a huge weapon he could barely lift.

Jol'kiar - HUR

Kal'kuir fired the weapon, and water sprayed all over Jol'kiar.

Jol'kiar - DA HELL MAN Zalk'don - OI IF DA BANANA GUN DID DA SIK BOMZ AT DA END Kal'kuir - actually nah dis jus shoots wata Jol'kiar - hur hur lets just moov on man

Attacking the Caretakers
The Propa Big Rogue Krooza arrived at a Cold Loron, but didn't enter it. Instead, they simply went into the room near the top of it.

Caretakers - ''Ah, organic life forms checking in. State your identity.'' Fre'kloar - WE IS DA LORONZ AN WE IS DA BEST Caretakers - ''Checking logs...checked. Ok. Purpose?'' Fre'kloar - 'EET YAS HURHURHUR Caretakers - Understood. Any arms, weapons, etc?'' Fre'kloar - ''erm...I seid wes gonna eet yas. yor supposed ta be scared man'' Caretakers - ''Ok. Ahhhh I'm scared. Someone help me. Now, please answer the question.'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - I DUNT LIKE DESE PEEPZ DEY EINT FUNNY Caretakers - Answer the question or be disintergated. Fre'kloar - DEYZ THRETIN US MAN LETS BLOW DEMZ UP Caretakers - So, you're here for combat? Dark Zr'Ahgloth - BLUD R U DUM? CORS WE IS'' Caretakers - ''Please talk politely, guest. Since you didn't answer the queston, we've scanned you and confirmed you are in possession of lethal weaponry.'' Fre'kloar - I TALK DA WAY I WANT DUMBO Caretakers - '''Understood. Noted as disrespectful to other cultures, arrogant, and with harmful intentions.'' Fre'kloar - YOR SOOO DED Caretakers - This is contradictory, as we are not even alive. Fre'kloar - DA HELL YOR A ZOMBI Caretakers - ''Meh. Call us what you wish.''

The Krooza prepared to fire their weapons at the Caretakers.

Caretakers - ''Ah. Analyzing weaponry; confirming we have a defense.'' Zalk'don - BOOM DEM MAN

The Krooza fired its weapons.

Caretakers - Yawn.

The Cold Relay seemed to absorb the weaponry.

Caretakers - What's your purpose here? Fre'kloar - KILL YAS

The Krooza kept firing.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Look, we need to talk for a sec. Mind us for a while, Caretakers. Caretakers - Aknowledged. Falrik Zaarkhun - Look, Boyz, this clearly isn't working. Fre'kloar - HUR WE WILL FIRE OUR BANANA GUN ON DEM Falrik Zaarkhun - What...banana gun?

Falrik laughed his head off, then got to the point.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''The Caretakers are safe ennit bledrin? deyz homies'' Voa'reak - hur yoo sik at loron spik Falrik Zaarkhun - dunt worry homie da caretakas safe but i swer ask de bout da story of da Lost Planet.'' Kal'kuir - ''lost planet? wut dat?'' Falrik Zaarkhun - jus ask dem

The Loron turned to the Caretakers.

Fre'kloar - OI ZOMBI BOYZ WATS DA NAEM OF DIS PLANET? Caretakers - ''The Lost Planet? You wish to knwo this story? We have knowledge, and we will share.'' Jol'kiar - oi stop attakin dem dis mite b guud fer us Caretakers - Well, the story explains about a world lost not only in space, but in time. Fre'kloar - wat Caretakers - ''Long ago, in an old part of the galaxy, a stronghold of the Cold Ones captured a race of warmongerers, who arrived from a wormhole. The Cold Ones saw they were from the future, and performed experiments on them, making them frozen beings. They then used them as their soldiers, but the soldiers simply took their access to the Cold Ones' technology for granted, and overthrew them. In order to contain the threat, the Cold Ones locked it away, meaning that it could only be opened by a Caretaker, or one knowledgable in the Cold Ones tesxt. This meant that the race could never escape.'' Fre'kloar - sounds like wannabes Jol'kiar - man dat sounds familia... Voa'reak - whais dat man Jol'kiar - didnt ya heer da story of da lost warboss?

All but Brag'klogga shook their heads.

Jol'kiar - ''basically, long ago dere was dis warboss who was so excited bout space he used da first rokkit eva and managed to find out wher da 'take off' button was unlik da ova boyz. he went so far dat he ran out of fuel, drifted off into space, an ended up in dis wormhole fingy'' Brag'klogga - ''hur man i see random fings bout dis in ma sleep. no one knows da ova half of da story but me...'' Zalk'don - wats dat man Brag'klogga - ''basicaly he went bak in time, n got kidnapped by dese doods who aboosed him. den his boyz got all tuff an battered dem peepz but got locked away Knar'gank - so dese trapped peepz ar boyz? Brag'klogga - ''yeh but deyz propa weird man dey can freez peepz. NO KAL'KUIR NOT WIV GUNZ. da saem way we spit poison dey spit freezin liquid'' Caretakers - ''Oh my... the stories match!''

For the first time, the Caretakers began to show emotion.

Kal'kuir - WE GOTTA GO DERE AN GET DESE BOYZ FER US MAN Caretakers - There is, however, one problem... Naktor'zak - wats dat Caretakers - The planet's location is now in modern day Arm of Memories. Kal'kuir - oi wasnt dat place dat went boom lik 2 yeers ago? Caretakers - Yes... Fre'kloar - ''DA BOYZS DED DEN? DAT SUKS MAN'' Caretakers - No, as I said, it's seald off from time. Brag'klogga - I BET I CAN FIND IT WIV MA SIK POWAS Caretakers - Well we were going to take you there.... Brag'klogga - oh yoo can do dat i dunt mind hurhurhur Caretakers - So yes, we will take you there. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - oi shood we tell zaarkhun? Fre'kloar - nah Falrik Zaarkhun - Well, I was listening into the entire conversation... Fre'kloar - da hell man yor intrusiv Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Oh wel. Anyway, I want you to go there. And if you see any item of importance there...'' Fre'kloar - ITS MINE ENNIT? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I was thinking that I borrow it, just to test someting out. Then give it to you.'' Fre'kloar - meh fine Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Good. Now, you may need some more ship technology. I've given you hypermatter, let's see what else you could do with...'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - LETS GO ALREDY MAN Falrik Zaarkhun - Wait wait wait wait, you thought you were gonna run off without me? Dark Zr'Ahgloth - OH MA DAYZ WAT NOW Falrik Zaarkhun - Take a couple of our ships with you, also, Genrai Nal should go along. Fre'kloar - WHAI Falrik Zaarkhun - You've no idea how useful they'll prove. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - LETS GO DEN Falrik Zaarkhun - Hold on, hold on...

Dark Zr'Ahgloth bashed his head against a wall, impatient.

Falrik Zaarkhun - You should use those quantum replicators to make neutronium power source. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - BLAH BLAH BLAH GEEK LETS GO ALREDY Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''I suppose it's better than using unsafe antimatter, which is just what we needed. Thanks, Zaarkhun!'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - DATS IT

Dark Zr'Ahgloth smashed a button.

Kal'kuir - DUNT TOUCH DAT DATS DA

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza set on fire.

Kal'kuir - ''self...destruct... button....'' Brag'klogga - OI MAN DONT BE DUM

Brag'klogga reverted it.

Kal'kuir - YOR SIK Brag'klogga - YEH I KNO

The ship, accompanied by Caretakers and BCN ships, headed off into the unknown.

Da Cold Boyz
Fre'kloar - woah man dis is shaky Propa Big Rogue Geek - Yeah, without any Cold Relays, this is had. Kal'kuir - meh dis ships capable of doin it fine Propa Big Rogue Geek - Only with the Caretakers... Kal'kuir - yor doubtin of yaself yor so dum

The Propa Big Rogue Krooza arrived just outside the buble.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - is we dere yet? Fre'kloar - we cant be man deres no space here Genrai Nal - Of course there's nothing here... Kal'kuir - wat man dis looks dum Genrai Nal - ''It was destroyed. What do you expect besides random nebulas and gas, black holes and debris?''

A hole opened in the bubble.

Fre'kloar - we go dere yeh? Genrai Nal - Yes.

The Krooza entered the hole.

Fre'kloar - dis... Dark ZrAhgloth - place... Fre'kloar - is... All Warbosses - PROPA SIK

The place inside was full of Loron ships flying around, shooting each other, and there was a huge radio wave blasting music around.

Jol'kiar - DIS IS...JUST LIKE OLD TIMES

Jol'kiar shed a manly tear of happiness. The radio wave reached into Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza. Fre'kloar - DIS IS DA SIKKEST SONG EVA

The entire Krooza began dancing.

Naktor'zak - HUR YEH shame i cant danc cus im wired on ma tank STILL PROPA SIK SONG Fre'kloar - ''DIS ENT RAP MAN. ITS LIKE RAP... BUT AS IF RAP GOT 10X SIKKA AN HAD A SIK WOBBLIN BASS BEET AN ALL DEM SIK INSTRUMENTS OR WATEVA...'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - HUR AS IF YOO KNO DIS STOOF YA GEEK Voa'reak - DA BOYZ IN DIS PLACE MUST BE PROPA SIK TOO

They saw a pizza stand on th asteroid nearby.

Pizza sella - OI MAN WANNA BUY A PIZZA? Loron customer - SHUT UP MAN

The customer and the sella had a fight, but the sella won, an the customer had to pay.

Jol'kiar - ''hurhur reminds me of ma first fite wiv a sella. guud times...'' Fre'kloar - ''lets see wat else is goin on... man evry single moon or asteroid is full of life'' Kal'kuir - dey dunt hav much space heer so it makes sens dat dey occupy everywher Genrai Nal - ''While you were busy idolisng this place, I've had a word with the leader. He's not ver happy.'' Fre'kloar - whais dat Grak'tona - WAT DA HELL MAN YOOS ALL HOT'' Warbosses - wat Grak'tona - round dese parts ya hav ta b propa freezin Fre'kloar - wat man dat wuld kill us dont be dum Grak'tona - den yor not worthy Dark Thr'aloy - I DUNT LIKE DIS DOODS ATTITUDE IMMA SMASH HIM Grak'tona - DEN BRING IT Brag'klogga - ''OI YOO STOP DAT. IF YOO KILL EECH OTHA WES GONNA BE LOOSIN PEEPS. YOO BLUA BOY MEHBEH WE CAN DO SUMFIN FER YAS?'' Gra'tona - ''TA PROV DAT YO WORTHY? YEH MAN DERES ONE FING I WANT SOMONE TA DO DAT NO ONES EVA DON BEFOR'' Fre'kloar - WATS DAT Grak'tona - FIND DA LOST GEEK Fre'kloar - find da wat now Grak'tona - da ancient cold one ai Kal'kuir - ''we hav ta find a geek? sounds easy'' Grak'tona - ITS NOT MAN EVRYONE TRIED BUT DERES SOMONE DERE DAT KLLS PEEPZ FIRST Fre'kloar - ''HUR. I FOUT DARK GRATZ'KAOZ AN SURVIVED I BET I CAN BATTA WHOEVA DIS IS'' Grak'tona - I DUNT FINK ITS A LORON Fre'kloar - DAT JUST MAKES IT EASIA Grak'tona - IT DUNT MAN TRUS ME an oi by da way does yoo kno anyone called tuolog? Fre'kloar - TUOLOGS OUR ENEMY MAN YOO SEE HE AN SUM OTHA LOADS CALLED UNO ENNIT DEYZ ENSLAVED SUM LORON BOYZ WIV DEM SO DUM Grak'tona - HUR DEN YOO GOT SOM COMPETISHON Fre'kloar - WAT MAN

As if on queue, the UNO Omega Commander arrived right next to them, and appeared on the same transmission.

Zr'Ahgloth - HUR MAN DUNT MAEK ME LAFF WES WAY MOR WORTHY DAN DESE PRIKZ Kal'kuir - OI SHULD I FIRE DA BANANA GUN? Grak'tona - IF YOO FITE EECH OVA NAO DATS AGENST DA TRADISHON AN YOR BOF GONNA GET KIKED OUT Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL DATS DUM Zr'Ahgloth - ''BANANA GUN???? MAN WE GOT DA SUBSPACE COMPRESHON GUN ON DIS SHIP DAT CAN BLOWUP A GALAXY'' Kralgon Emperor - ''You idiot! That's a secret weapon!'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - OH MA DAYZ COPYCAT DUMBO

The Emperor laughed at the Rogue Boyz' surprise.

Kralgon Emperor - You Rogue Boyz really are stupid, aren't you? Brag'klogga - ''SHUT UP STOOPID PEPPA. WHERES TUOLOG? I WANNA BATTA HIM HURHURHUR'' Yogtam - Don't think you can get away from us... Kralgon Emperor - ''The Caretakers told you: "Someone who is a Caretaker, or has knowledge of the Cold Ones' ways and texts". You thought Tuolog couldn't get us in?'' Naktor'zak - SHUT UP MAN YOR A NERD Kralgon Emperor - ''Wow. That hurt deep down.'' Tralkik Commander - Do you even have any idea about the histoy behind this place? Voa'reak - WE DUNT CARE MAN WE JUST WANNA DEM COLD BOYZ WIV US Kralgon Emperor - ''That thing guarding the Lost Geek... it's a Traffphyd.'' Fre'kloar - ''OOOOH. I GETS IT. YOR HEER TA SLAVE DA COLD BOYZ!!! HUR IM NOT LEETIN YOO TURN ANYMOR LORON INTO A HIPPIE PRIK. AN MEH WES HOMIES WIV DA TRAFFPHYD BOYZ FANKS TO ZR'AN'KAR'' Zr'Ahgloth - DIS TRAFFPHYD ENT HOMIES WIV NO ONE YA IDIOT Fre'kloar - SHUT UP YA HIPPIE PRIK Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YEH WANNABE LOSA Zr'Ahgloth - ME A HIPPIE?????????? Fre'kloar - YEH YOR DUM WIV YOR LEETLE DUM FRIENDS Zr'Ahgloth - YOR AN IDIOT MAN DEYZ JUS HELPIN DA BOYZ CANT DO STOF ON DERE OWN I MEEN EVEN YOO ADMIT DA GEEKZ AN DA CHIKZ DO TONS OF STOOF Fre'kloar - OUR GEEKZ AN CHIKZS MUCH SIKKA DAN YORS WE GOT KILLAS AN CHIKZ ON JETPAKS AN OUR PROPA SIK ROGUE BIG GEEK Zr'Ahgloth - WE GOT DA KRALGIE BOYZ WHO DO ALL DAT BUT BETTA Fre'kloar - YOO TAKE ORDERS FROM DA PEPPA NERD YOR A NERD TOO Grat'kona - hur man yoo pesents all arguin amongst yaselvs

Everyone got confused.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''wes wat now? pesents?'' Grak'tona - yeh man yoos all low Fre'kloar - shut up man i hav like da biggast loron empiya eva Grak'tona - den proo it to meh Fre'kloar - if yoo joined me I could show yas but yor bein dum tellin us ta find sum geek Grak'tona - cos yoo hav ta proov yorselvs man Brag'klogga - ''oi. i hav a suggestion. SHUT UP AN GO BEFOR UNO FINDS IT FURST'' Fre'kloar - AGREED Tuolog - 'I already know where it is... Fre'kloar - ''WAT? OI OI GENRAI NAL YOR STILL HEER?'' Genrai Nal - Yes. Fre'kloar - DISTRACT UNO FER US MAN IF YOO CAN YOU CAN ALSO BOOM DEM HURHURHUR Genrai Nal - Why? Fre'kloar - CUS WE GOTTA HURRY TA FIND DA GEEK Genrai Nal - You realise it's already found... Brag'klogga - OI MAN YOR USELESS LETS GO ALREADY Genrai Nal - I've found it. Fre'kloar - ''OH YEH? SHOW US DA PATH MAN''

Traffphyd Guard
Genrai Nal showed them a planet, which was a barren desert world. The Krooza ravelled to the planet the fastest it could. All warbosses had in their minds that they were too late.

Zr'Ahgloth - HUR MAN I BEET YA wat da hell man dis traffphyds scary Dark Zr'Ahgloth - safe man imma talk to him Vyro'Ralza - You shall leave or die. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - OI OI MAN DUNT ATTAK ME AN MA BOYZ WES HIMES WIV KOLOSSUS MAN YOO KNO HES MA DAD AN ALL HES YOR BOSS SO YEH IF YOO ATTAK US YOOS GONNA BE IN TROUBLE Vyro'Ralza - Kolossus? Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''YOO KNO MAN ZR'AR'KAR? ZARGOTHS BEST HOMIE? ZARGOTH BEIN DA DOOD WHO MADE YOO...?'' Vyro'Ralza - I have never once heard of Kolossus or Zr'An'Kar. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ''BUT YOO KNO ZARGOTH RITE? HES MA HOMIE AN ALL MAN'' Vyro'Ralza - ''Yes. And if he was your 'homie', he'd have mentioned you.'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - HE IS MAN WE WORKED TOGETHA AN ALL...oi I need sum help heer

The warbosses shrugged.

Vyro'Ralza - Begone! Fre'kloar - IM NOT LETTIN UNO BEET ME EVEN IF I HAV TA EET YAS TRAFFPHYD BOY Vyro'Ralza - ''UNO? Beat you? Hahahaha! Don't make me laugh!'' Fre'kloar - wat u on aboot Vyro'Ralza - Their attempt was mopre pathetic than your own! Fre'kloar - wait yoo battared uno? Vyro'Ralza - Of course I did!! Fre'kloar - DAT MAKES US HOMIES MAN SEE WES ALL ON DA SAME SIDE HEER NOW LET US HAV DA GEEK

The Vyro'Ralza sighed. Fre'kloar kept making "gimme" signs with his hand.

Vyro'Ralza - Get out or die!!! Fre'kloar - HUR YOO BONEHED Jol'kiar - OI CAN GENRAI NAL HELP US Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YEH WHERES DAT DUMBO WHEN YOO NEED HIM Genrai Nal - Ah, Vyro'Ralza. Vyro'Ralza - Ah, Genrai Nal. Voa'reak - ah pizza. Vyro'Ralza - I know little, but I know of you. Genrai Nal - Leave these Loron be, they are with me. Vyro'Ralza - ''Hmmm... I'm not intending to harm them, I'm just not intending to grant them access.'' Genrai Nal - It would be beneficial for all of us if you let them have access. Vyro'Ralza - I don't think so... Genrai Nal - And why's this? Vyro'Ralza - There is a reason I guard this place. Genrai Nal - As a member of the Legion, you shouldn't deny access to your associates. Vyro'Ralza - ''The Legion? Hah!'' Genrai Nal - Hmm? Vyro'Ralza - I work for myself. Genrai Nal - ''Yourself? This sounds like you work for the Vyro'Narza for me.'' Vyro'Ralza - Of course not.To explain this to you, I'd have to tell you the entire history of this place... Genral Nal - Fine. Fre'kloar - HUR MAN MOR STORY TELLIN Genrai Nal - ''Shuddup. Listen.'' Vyro'Ralza - ''Do you really think the Cold Ones just secuded this place from time? No. No one can do that, but one race...'' Genrai Nal - Proceed. Vyro'Ralza - ''It was the Taldar! They have collaborated with the Cold Ones for some time! How else do you think the Ottzello Sector was chosen to be placed in this galaxy? It was all the collaboration.'' Genrai Nal - And how does this have anything to do with the AI. Vyro'Ralza - The AI is, in fact, a Cold One. Genrai Nal - Hmm... Vyro'Ralza - ''It was the thing that sealed everthing away. But all the memory of the Cold Ones, and the Vyro'Narza, is stored within this very AI. And the entire consciousness of a Cold One was, too.'' Genrai Nal - And you are here to protect it. Vyro'Ralza - No, I'm here to destroy it. Fre'kloar - WAT MAN WE NEED DAT GEEK FER DA COLD BOYZ Vyro'Ralza - And I need it blown up for the Legion Boyz! Kal'kuir - TS IT MAN IMMA FIRE DA BANANA GUN ON DIS LOSA Fre'kloar - DONT DO DAT MAN YOOS GONNA KILL DA GEEK TOO Vyro'Ralza - ''What?! He's going to destroy it?!

The Vyro'Ralza took over the spaceship.

Kal'kuir - OI GET OFF OUR KROOZA Genrai Nal - Uh...

The Krooza left the atmosphere.

Fre'kloar - CRAP MAN WES STRANDED Genrai Nal - ''I can teleport you out. But you need to get the AI.'' Fre'kloar - HUR MAN NAO DA TRAFFPHYDS GON WES FREE TA GET IT

Fre'kloar rushed to get the AI.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - HEER IT IS

The AI
They walked into a cave, and saw an enormous broken-looking computer with a Caretaker outside.

Caretaker - Oh, there you are! Fre'kloar - WES HEER TA TAKE YAS TO DA COLD BOYZ Caretaker - ''You mean that AI? It hasn't worked in years....'' Fre'kloar - nah we dunt mind Caretaker - What? Fre'kloar - we dunt mind if it dusnt work we just want it Caretaker - Well you can't just have it... Fre'kloar - DO I HAV TA EET YOU? Caretaker - Go ahead.

Fre'kloar grabbed the Caretaker and ate it. Another Caretaker walked out.

Caretaker - ''Hello. Please state your purpose.'' Fre'kloar - GIMME DAT COMPUTA Caretaker - ''Oh no... you do not want to activate it.'' Fre'kloar - WE DUNT WANT TA ACTIVATE NUFFIN MAN WE JUST WANNA TAKE IT Caretaker - To take if you have to activate it... Fre'kloar - HUR FINE

Fre'kloar pressed the buttons trying to activate it.

Caretaker - Idiot! Fre'kloar - YA MOM

The broken computer began to turn itself on.

Caretaker - ''No... no...''

A hand grabbed the Caretaker, electricuted him, and crushed him.

Caretaker - No! Fre'kloar - oooh sik

The Computer's eyes turned to Fre'kloar.

Computer - ''Oh.. it's you.'' Fre'kloar - WAT MAN YOO KNOW ME? Computer - ''Of course I know you... from when you murdered me?'' Fre'kloar - yoo kno i kill loads of peepz i cant rememba all of dem

The lights turned red.

Computer - Engaging kill mode.

Several buzzsaws and lasers came out.

Fre'kloar - ''HUR. YOO FINK YOO CAN KILL ME? DUM GEEK IMMA SHANK YA DEN TAKE YA TO DA COLD BOYZ''

Suddenly, a banana landed right next to Fre'kloar.

Fre'kloar - wat

The planet began to glow purple...

Fre'kloar - AAAAAAHHHH BANANA GUN BANANA GUN!!!!!!!

Fre'kloar ran out the fastest he could. The planet became normal again. Dark Zr'Ahgloth slapped Fre'kloar's head.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - WHAI DID YA RUN LOSA Fre'kloar - BANANA GUN MAN Dark Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL

The banana exploded.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - oi wats explodin? Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ WES GONNA DAI

A black hole opened by the banana. The warbosses slowly entered the cave again, until they saw the black hole.

Kal'kuir - HOWS WE SUPPOSED TA GET D AGEEK NOW MAN DERES A BLAK SUKKY FING DERE

The Loron were all sucked in. They held themselves to what they could.

Fre'kloar - BAD IDEA MAN

Suddenly, the got out, and were in a cold world, full of Cold Boyz civilisation.

Cold Loron - oi whos dese funy lookin hot geezas Fre'kloar - ''da hell...am I ded? is dis heven?''

Wher Da Hell Is Dis
Cold Loron - wat da hell man yoo look cold.. an yoos all green an som of yoos grey... Fre'kloar - im blu man dont be dum Dark Zr'Ahgloth - where da hells dis Cold Loron - ''its dat planet... i forgot da naem man'' Fre'kloar - ''wat. meh i dunt blame ya.'' Cold Loron - ''anyway imma intorduce yoo to da bos.. Klo'furan''

They met a huge Cold Loron who sat in an icy planet. While they went to talk to him, Fre'kloar told the other warbosses about the AI who apparently knew him.

Voa'reak - dats weird Kal'kuir - yeh man whos dis possibul Fre'kloar - ''dunno. anyway lets talk to deyr boss'' Klo'furan - WHO DA HELL AR YOO MAN Fre'kloar - WE IS DA ROGUE BOYZ MAN WES LOST HEER Klo'furan - YOOS AL GREY AN GREN WAT DA HELL Jol'kiar - BLU MAN NOT GREEN IS YOO ALL COLORBLIND OR WAT Cold Loron - DEYZ SHIVERIN LIKE DEY DUNT HAV OUR BLOOD MAN Klo'furan - YOOSGOT GREEN ON YA THO Jol'kiar - well yeh still WES NOT LIKE YOO TRU BUT WES STILL LORONZ Klo'furan - ''dats a good point. ANYWAYZ IS YOO WORTHY?'' Fre'kloar - WATS WIV DESE PEEPZ AN DESE WORTHY FINGS MAN Jol'kiar - DUH WE IS WORTHY Klo'furan - ''oh ok. WELCOM TO DA CROO'' Knar'gank - ''huh. dat wus eesy'' Klo'furan - hav yoo met da geek?

Klo'furan introduced them to an enormous computer.

Fre'kloar - ''oi. is dat...'' Computer - Who are these people? Klo'furan - deyz dese random doods who call demselvs da rogue boyz. Computer - ''Oh. Hello.''

Fre'kloar hid behind Jol'kiar.

Fre'kloar - DUNT FIRE DA BANANA GUN AT ME MAN Jol'kiar - wat man calm down Computer - ????? Kal'kuir - ''ignore dem. oi yoo computa wats dis place?'' Computer - There is no place anymore. Kal'kuir - wat Computer - I am wired to the circuits of the original Cold Ones, who left. Dark Fre'kloar - HOW DO WE GET OUT MAN IM FREEZIN HEER Computer - Do you have a ship? Brag'klogga - we had one ya see but it got stolen by one of dem traffphyd boyz Computer - Then you're stuck here. Warbosses - dats dum Computer - So's life. Klo'furan - all of da life round heer revolvs round dat cold geek Zalk'don - oi wateva happened to Genrai Nal man Computer - Genrai Nal?? Fre'kloar - yeh hes a homie of a homie of us ya see he wus wiv us but we havent seen him sinc Computer - I've never seen you here before... Brag'klogga - we eint from heer Computer - Urm... Klo'furan - woah woah woah MAN I FORGOT TA GIV YOO DA TESTS Fre'kloar - WAT Klo'furan - I FORGOT TA GIV YOO DA WORHTYNES TESTS Jol'kiar - I TOLD YA WES WORTHY BESIDES IM A BIG BOY YOR SUPPOSED TA RESPEKT ME Klo'furan - ''NO NO NO. DATS NOT HOW IT WORKS HEER. IM DA KING. YOO RESPECT *ME*.'' Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL BAK IN MA DAYZ SEYIN DAT WULD GET YAS KILLED Klo'furan - WAT DA HELL MAN YOR DUM

Klo'furan took them all into a prison. Jol'kiar punched the walls and the bars around him.

Jol'kiar - IM SO KILLIN DAT GUY

The prison fell apart, as it was made purely of ice.

Kal'kuir - HUR DEYZ MADE OF ICE DATS A DUM PRISON Fre'kloar - OI I GOT AN IDEA Dark Fre'kloar - I BET ITS DUM Fre'kloar - ''SHUT UP MAN ITS SIK. BASICALLY DIS WHOLE PLACE IS MAED OF FIRE ENNIT?'' Zalk'don - ICE MAN NOT FIRE Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I GET MIXED UP Jol'kiar - HIS IDEA YEH IS TA BURN DIS WHOL PLACE Kal'kuir - hur man i kno a bit f science man i got an idea of how ta do it Zalk'don - HUR JUST USE YOR FLAMETHROWA AN I USE MA BOMZ Kal'kuir - no man dis ideas gonna burn da whol planet Zalk'don - wat den Kal'kuir - ''it was... HUR MAN IT WONT WORK COS WE AINT GOT DA KROOZA''

Suddenly, just around them, there was an enormous shaking.

Dark Thr'aloy - ''hur Naktor'zak remained inside da krooza. i wonda hows him...OI WATS DAT''

There was a huge shaking, but then the Vyro'Narza arrived. They cast what appeared to be a spell, which froze everthing.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ITS DEM PIGFACES MAN

With them, a Vyro'Ralza arrived.

Vyro'Ralza - DIE!!!!!!!

The Vyro'Ralza began to move the planet...

Voa'reak - WAT DA HELLS GOIN ON MAN Fre'kloar - ''WATEVA IT IS IT MUST BE DA GEEKZ FAULT. IMMA SMASH IT TA PEECES''

The Warbosses charged towards the huge encampment.

Cold Loron - YOO DIE oh crap man im burnin Jol'kiar - OI MAN WAIT A SEC Fre'kloar - wat Jol'kiar - ''YOO SEID DERE WUS A GEEK TRYIN TA KILL YA. WAT IF ITS DA SAME GEEK? DUNT SMASH IT MAN''

They charged to the geek, but with all the other Cold Boyz around him being burnt.

Computer - ''Oh dear. They're all dying. I guess I need to use my knowledge to stop them from being killed so easily by that.'' Knar'gank - ''seems liek wes in da past. we hav ta protect da geek man'' Fre'klora - SHUT UP MAN SMASH IT TA PEECES

Fre'kloar began to smash the computer. Jol'kiar grabbed Fre'kloar and threw him on the ground.

Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT DID YOO IGNORE WAT I JUST SAID Computer - ''Wow. Congratulations on remaining resourceful in a time of extreme pessimism.'' Fre'kloar - DUNT GET ALL SARCASTIC WIV ME MA I KNO YOR TRYNA KILL ME

Fre'kloar continued to punch and hammer at it. Jol'kiar, having no choice, punched Fre'kloar the hardest he could, knocking him out.

Computer - ''Maybe you think you're going to help yourself, but you're not. This isn't helping anyone.''

Fre'kloar got up.

Fre'kloar - IT IS MAN ITS SAVIN ME

With one fatal blow, Fre'kloar smashed the computer completely.

Jol'kiar - NO YOO IDIOT

Jol'kiar uppercutted Fre'kloar in the jaw.

Fre'kloar - WAT MAN Jol'kiar - ''NOW ITS ALL GONNA HAPPEN AGEN. DA TRAFFPHYD WILL LEEV US ALONE AN DIS GEEK WILL TRY TA KILL YOO'' Fre'kloar - ...WAT YOO ON ABOUT MAN I SMASHED IT Jol'kiar - ''CANT YOO SEE MAN? WES IN DA PAST!!!'' Fre'kloar - WAT DOES PAST MEEN MAN?????

Jol'kiar facepalmed.

Knar'gank - dumbo past meens wat already happened Fre'kloar - ''oh. WAT DA HELL MAN SO I HAD MET DIS GEEK BEFOR!!!! I MET IT NAO!!!!!!!!!'' Brag'klogga - OI MEHBEH I CAN REPAIR IT WIV A POWAS...OR MEHBEH KAL'KUIR CAN FIX IT...RITE? Kal'kuir - NOP Voa'reak - hur we screwed our own futur

The Vyro'Ralza suddenly put the entire place into a cave.

Vyro'Ralza - ''You are in the wrong timeline... and you have prevented me from being able to delete everything on this machine!'' Fre'kloar - but I smashed it man isnt dat da same fing? Vyro'Ralza - NO! It still exists, I just can't activate it and delete its memory! Fre'kloar - YOO KNO WAT MAN I DUNT CARE LEEV ME ALON

The Vyro'Ralza gave them a portal, and they returned to the ordinary timeline.

Confrontation
Cmputer - Ah, there you are. Fre'kloar - AARGH NOT AGEN Computer - ''There was even going to be a party for you. I invited all your friends. I even invited your old nemesis, what was his name again? Oh yes, Gratz'kaoz. Of course he didn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have other friends.'' Fre'kloar - wat man i got loads of homies wiv me is yoo blind?

The other Loron didn't want to know him after his stupid act, and folded their arms looking the other way.

Fre'kloar - WAT MAN

The Computer picked Fre'kloar up.

Fre'kloar - LET ME GO YOO MANIAC GEEK

The Cmputer drilld in Fre'kloar's head.

Computer - ''Very thick skull. On a very thick head. Which contains a very thick brain.'' Fre'kloar - YOR A THICO Computer - In Loron terms: YA MOMS A THICO

The Computer chucked him into a lava pit. Fre'kloar felt pain but his skin could take it.

Computer - ''Oh dear, you're one of those Loron who don't burn instantly. Same I never got round to sharing the thing I'd developed against it. Oh wel, I can test it on you.'' Fre'kloar - YOR CRAZY LET ME GO

Fre'kloar shaked trying to free himself.

Computer - ''As part of the test protocol, I cannot lie to you. When the test is over, you will be... missed.'' Fre'kloar - ''IM NOT A TEST TOY GO TA HELL. I DUNT KNOW WHAI DA COLD BOY BOSS WULD WANT YOO WAKJOB'' Computer - Really, insulting me isn't going to help you one little bit.

Suddenly, the Vyro'Ralza arrived.

Vyro'RAlza - ''Arrgh! This is why the thing needs to be shut down!'' Fre'kloar - SOZ MAN YOO WUS RITE AN ALL DAT NOW KILL DIS GEEK Vyro'Ralza - Oh I should... Kal'kuir - WAIT MAN

Kal'kuir spoke about Da Propa Big Rogue Geek.

Kal'kuir - SO YEH IF DIS GEEK AN DA PROPA BIG ROGUE GEEK COMBINED IT WOOD MAEK ONE SK GEEK WHICH ENT PROPA CRAZI Vyro'Ralza - ''Funnily enough... they have similar origins. Both of Vyro'Narzan and Cold Ones' collaboration past...'' Fre'kloar - wat man da pigfaces werent involved in our Rogue Geek...were dey? Vyro'Ralza - ''Of course! The technology in them was all originally produced from the same lab!'' Fre'kloar - ''dats strange. I dunt rememba dat bak when we made da krooza'' Vyro'Ralza - ''You didn;t make it of course... But they may have similar origins, but nothing else is remotely the same.'' Fre'kloar - ''hur. can I get off heer now?'' Jol'kiar - ta be honest man yor deservin it. Fre'kloar - I SEID I WUZ SOZ Vyro'Ralza - ''I suppose merging them... yes, it will work. Have the damned thing.''

The Vyr'Ralza lifted the enormous 80m high machine and put it on top of Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.

Voa'reak - ''wait. if we merg dem den wat will we giv to da cold boy boss?'' Fre'kloar - wen dey join us dur Knar'gank - suppos we shuld go talk ta him now

The Krooza arrived in orbit of Grak'tona's world.

Grak'tona - ''BOUT TIME MAN. OMD DATS DA LOST GEEK???? ITS HUGE MAN'' Fre'kloar - YEH JOIN US AN YOO CAN USE IT

Next to Grak'tona, however, was Genrai Nal...

Genrai Nal - No, see, it doesn't work like that. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - HUR WAT YOO ON GENRAI Genrai Nal - You give him the geek, and he joins you. Jol'kiar - WAT DO YOO HAV TA DO WIV OUR STOOF? Genrai Nal - Rephrase that so it makes sense? Jol'kiar - YOO GOT NUFFIN TA DO WIV WAT WE DO SO YOO GOT NO SEYIN Genrai Nal - ''Me? Nothing to do with you?'' Dark Zr'Ahgloth - SEE MAN I TOLD YA ZAARKHUNS LOTS NOT TRUSTWORT Genrai Nal - ''Not trustworthy? I'm just giving you advice on how to win their favour.'' Klo'furan - yeh man hes been telin me all bout yoo Fre'kloar - YOR TRUIN TA TRIK ME OR WAT CUS EITHA WAY WE GIVIN DA GEEK FURST OR LATER IT ENDS DA SAME WAY Klo'furan - ''lemme finsih... hes told me all about yoo an... MAN YOO DIDNT EVEN NEED TA GET DA GEEK'' Fre'kloar - ... Klo'furan - YOOS ALREDY TOO SIK MAN CORS IM JOINI

Fre'kloar fainted.

Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''Oh my, his brain had a shortage out of anger. Anyway, seems like our work here is done.'' Klo'furan - ''YOO GOT ATALKIN SHIP???? DIS IS TOOOOOO COOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - And now that you're with us, you can even enter me. Klo'furan - SIK MAN IMMA CHEK OUT DA PROPA SIKEST SHIP EVA

Over the next few days, they fitted the Bad Geek inside the ship to Da Propa Big rogue Geek, meaning however, that the ship now contained somethnig that no one else knew about...

Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''I feel like torturing Fre'kloar for some reason...no wait, I've always been ike this. Nevermind.'' Fre'kloar - DUMBO

UNO's revenge
Suddenly, the ship was shaken about...

Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Since I know you are too much of a bonehead to say it, we apologize for the insults, Genrai Nal...oh, what is it now?

The Warbosses turned, and saw an enormous ship behind them.

Fre'kloar - OMD MAN GO AWAY ALREDY

It was the UNO Omega Commander.

Dark Zr'Ahgloth - ITS UNO MAN LETS STAY AN KILL DEM Kralgon Emperor - You really thought you'd got away fro us??? Zr'Ahgloth - NO ONES ESCAPIN UNO MAN Dark Zr'Ahgloth - I DUNT WANNA ESCAPE MAN I WANNA KILL DEM Kal'kuir - OI IMMA FIRE DA BANANA GUN MAN Yogtam - You're daring to engage in combat with a ship twice the size of yours? Brag'klogga - ''SHUT UP MAN YOR A THICO. OI KAL'KUIR FIRE DA BANANA GUN YEH''

Kal'kuir fired the banana gun at UNO's direction. The banana gun, however, exploded mid-air.

Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL Zalk'don - wat man it wus supposed ta blow uno up Tuolog - ''Hah. The weapon you use very unstable, and not tested.'' Kal'kuir - YA MOMS NOT TESTED SHUT UP IMMA FIRE AGEN...OI HOW DUMS DIS MAN WES OUTTA BANANA GUN AMMO Tralkik Commander - ''Is it me or... are they threatening to fire bananas at us?'' Jol'kiar - YOR SO DUM MAN HOW CULD YOO RUN OUT OF BANANA GUN AMMO Kal'kuir - ''HUR I BET DA TRAFFPHYD BOY ATE DEM ALL. OR MEHBEH IT WUS NAKTOR'ZAK DAT DUMBO'' Naktor'zak - SHUT UP MAN IM TRAPPED IN MA TANK I CANT EET ANIFIN Kal'kuir - oh yeh Zr'Ahgloth - MAN YOR ALL STOOPID IM GLAD I JOINED DESE DOODS Brag'klogga - YOO KNO WAT MAN IMMA TELEPORT US TA INSIDE DEYR SHIP DEN WE CAN GANGBANG DEM IN PERSON WAT DO YAS FINK? Zr'Ahgloth - YOO IDIOT YOO CANT GET IN Brag'klogga - WHAI NOT WAT DO YOO KNO ABOUT ANYFIN YA DUMBO Zr'Ahgloth - I KNO DAT IVGOT TUOLOG YOO IDIOT oh crap yoov got brag'klogga Brag'klogga - IM DA ONE TALKIN MAN YOR DUMMA DAN I FOUT YOO WUS Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN FROM WAT I HERD YOO WAS DA DUMMEST BOY EVA DEN YOO BECAM GREY Brag'klogga - YOO TAKE ORDAS FROM DESE PEEPZ SO YOO CANT TALK ABOOT ANYON Zr'Ahgloth - I DUNT TAKE NO ORDAS I GIV DA ORDAS Brag'klogga - ''OH YEH? LIKE WAT?'' Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN TROO LORONZ DUNT HAV MEMORY YA IDIOT Brag'klogga - ''WAT DO YOO KNO ABOOT BEIN A TROO LORON YOO LOAD OF NUFFIN? YOO TAKE ORDAS FROM DESE PEEPZ LIKE YOOS A DOG. TA BE HONEST YOO EINT MUCH DIFFERENT FRUM DAT. UNO DOG!!!!!!'' Kralgon Emperor - Enough!

The Emperor fired a particle cannon, which caused huge damage to the side of the ship. Brag'klogga reverted the damage, and teleported several troopas to inside of UNO's ship.

Fre'kloar - OI GEEK FIRE DA BIG GUNZ MAN'' Tuolog - Two can play at that game!

Tuolog reverted this himself.

Brag'klogga - HUR YA TINY FING IMMA BEET YAS IN DIS

They kept reverting each other whiel Kal'kuir fired all the Krooza had.

Feldosia - BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Feldosia roared into the transmission screen, which broke it on Da Rogue Boyz' end.

Knar'gank - AW SHUT UP STOP SHOUTIN

Bag'klogga teleported more boyz to UNO's ship, and they caused destruction across it. Tuolog - Heh.

Tuolog, of course, reverted it.

Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Spare screen... Fre'kloar - DO SUMFING MAN YOR DA BIG GEEK Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - I will.

Th ship instantly left the vacinity.

Brag'klogga - I SWER MAN IMMA KILL DAT TUOLOG WANNABE ONE DAY Fre'kloar - ''DAT SHIP WAS TOO BIG MAN. WE NEED TA UPGRAD DA PROPA BIG ROGUE KROOZ'' Kal'kuir - WE CULD GET SUM NEW STOOF FROM DA COLD BOYZ MEHBEH DAT WULD HELP US Fre'kloar - OR ZAARKHUN ENNIT? Knar'gank - ''yeh him too. I wonda wheres genrai nal man he cult hav helped us bak dere''

Genrai Nal's ship appeared by them

Genrai Nal - UNO have left, saying that could no longer be bothered. Brag'klogga - DEY KNO DEY CANT BEET ME Genrai Nl - They were beating you... Bra'klogga - nop dey werent Genrai Nal - Whatver helps you sleep at night. Fre'kloar - hur yoo could hav helped us boom dem Genrai Nal - How? Fre'kloar - BY BOMBIN DEM MAN DONT BE DUM Genrai Nal - ''With... what bombs?'' Fre'kloar - wat man yor ship has no weaponz? Genrai Nal - None that can damage it. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - hur wimpy ship yor makin us look bad Genrai Nal - ''Not really. Anyway, will you be staying in this sector for a while?'' Jol'kiar - we shuld go bak ta ottzello fer now so we can show Grak'tona da planets an stoof Genrai Nal - Ok. Fre'kloar - hur imma leev Dark Fre'kloar behind ta look afta dis place Dark Fre'kloar - WAT MAN YOR DUM Fre'koar - SHUT UP MAN SOMONES GOTTA STAY BEHIND

Fre'kloar pointed towards the smallest Killa-class krooza.

Fre'kloar - YOLL BE LOOKIN AFTA FINGZ FROM DERE Dark Fre'kloar - DATS DUM MAN I CANT EVEN FIT DAT TINY KROOZA Fre'kloar - YOO IDIOT MAN DERES TONS TA DO IN DIS PLACE ITS LORON HEVEN Dark Fre'kloar - YA MOMS DUM Fre'kloar - ''SHUT UP MAN. OI I WAN DA COLD BOYZ TA MAEK OTTZELLO LOOK DA SAME AS DIS PLACE. an Grak'tona sinc yor a king yoo shood be wiv me an Dark Zr'Agloth'' Grak'tona - sik man Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YOO IDIOT YOO DIDNT ASK FER MA APPROOVAL Fre'kloar - CAN WE? Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YEH Voa'reak - DAT WUS POINTLESS MAN Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YA BIRTH WAS POINTLESS Voa'reak - WATCH YA MOUF DUMBO Fre'kloar - OI STOP FITIN YOO ALL Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YOO TRYNA ACT ALL HARD TA ME JETPAK DUMBO Voa'reak - IVE BEEN HEER BEFOR YOO SO I KNO MOR DAN YOO Dark Zr'Ahgloth - IM OLDA DAN YOO YA WANNAVE Voa'reak - SHUT UP MAN YOR ONLY LIKE WAT 2 YEERS OLD Dark Zr'Ahgloth - DUMBO IM DA SAME AGE AS ZR'AHGLOTH MINUS ABOUT 6 YEERS YOO IDIOT

Jol'kiar grabbed both by their necks.

Jol'kiar - SHUT DA HELL UP BOFF OF YAS Fre'kloar - YEH WAT JOL'KIAR SED Grak'tona - MAN YOO DOODS FITE????? Voa'reak - HUR ITS NOT MA FAULT Grak'tona - SIK MAN I WANAN JOIN IN

Grak'tona took off his kingly robes (and would never wear them again), and joined in the brawl.

Fre'kloar - MAN HES ROK HARD LIKE GRATZ Dark Thr'aloy - hur imma like to hav dis dood around hes fun

They all had a fight, then a pizza paty, and finally got to show Grak'tona around, who introduced Da Cold loronz, their music and their parties.

Borealis Consortium story
This story takes place after Da Rogue Story.

The New Plan
Back in the Wranploer Palace, there was, once again, buzz over a new plan.

Falrik Zaarkhun - So then, we didn't get quite as successful with that as I'd hoped. Volim - It was a waste of time and ships. Falrik Zaarkhun - Not really; we have a lot of information that I wanted for plan E... Volim - Do you have an entire alphabet of planets or what? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Of course I do; I've got millions of alternates for everything. So then, our troopers have managed to bug several ships from the Zoles, Niaka and UNO. They're going to attack the centre of Borealis...'' Volim - Bad idea. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Exactly. So, while the Borealis Grox are distracted, there's one thing I want from the Grox...'' Volim - ''Why would you want anything from them? Even approaching their territory is suicide for everyone in this galaxy. They know about everything that happens in it. Every ship that enters of exits, they know it's there.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Which is exactly why our ships won't be going in. Volim - Again, what do you want from them? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I know fior a fact no one's been in Grox territory, but I've heard stories. Rumours travel fast, and one person told me about a collection of vaults in Grox territory. I, "persuaded", him to share a little more information with me.'' Volim - You're saying we're going to steal from the strongest and most merciless empire of the galaxy? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Steal? This is organized crime, not just some gentle bank robber.y I don't like to cval it 'stealing'... more 'tactical looting'.'' Volim - Bah, it's the same thing. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''In your eyes, maybe. In mine, it's incredibly different.'' Volim - ''Whatever you say. How do you plan on distracting the Grox?'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''As I said, we've managed to bug several ships. We can easily sneak on to them, take them over, and fake an attack from the Unified Nation, the Zoles and the Niaka Special Forces.'' Volim - Fine. Falrik Zaarkhun - I've thought of this plan through thoroughly, don't worry. Volim - Hopefully.

Faked War
Falrik Zaarkhun - Genrai Nal, Torrent and Sollow are already in position with their groups, taking over the ship. Volim - Go ahead then. Genrai Nal on radio - I'm in position.

Meanwhile, in the Zoles ship...

Zoles trooper - ''Why do we have to go on patrol? There's never anyone there.'' Zoles commander - Just do your work.

The trooper patrolled the ship.

Zoles trooper - Wait, what's that?

The trooper looked around, and suddenly, Genrai Nal dropped from the roof and stabbed him.

Genrai Nal - Let's go.

Genrai Nal and his team began capturing the ship. The commander and the rest of the crew all fought back.

Genrai Nal - Fools.

He cloaked, and stabbed the commander with his blades. The commander died, and the crew kept fighting back. It as not long, howeer, before the crew was killed before the bugged ship could reactivate and go on alert.

Genrai Nal - The ship is ours! Volim - Hooray for that. Genrai Nal - ''The bug planted on th ship can be an AI, that can replicate the thought pattern of a Zoles commander. They'll think the Zoles have declared war on the Grox.'' Volim - They were always at war with each other anyway. Genrai Nal - Maybe not a war then, but they'll be soon to retaliate from this attack.

With a large Zoles fleet...

Zoles ship commanders - The commanders ordering us to... No! He's ordering us to Borealsi Grox territory! Nilito trooper - ''What? The king has always said we shouldn't go there.'' Zoles - ''Exactly... So what's going on?''

They simply followed the ship into Borealis Grox territory, and the Grox were put on transmission. Grox - ''Zoles Imperium. You dare enter our territory again? Prepare for destruction.

(Fake) Zoles Commander - Prepare for your own!

The Zoles Imperium fired their largest weapon; a black hole sucked in the nearest Grox fleet. Grox ships appeared from everywhere, swarming and easily defeating the Zoles fleet.

Back at the King's palace...

Zoles - Sire... King Rebaris - Yes? Zoles - One of our fleets entered the Borealis Grox' territory, and dared to fire their most powerful weapon... King Rebaris - ''What? I have always warned themto never enter Grox territory without me saying so!'' Zoles - Well this fleet did....And now the Grox are preparing full scale assaults in retaliation! King Rebaris - ''Oh great. Prepare our defenses the fastest possible. The Zoles were preparing for an attack, but meanwhile...''

UNO vs Grox
On the UNO ship...

Kralgon - Damnit, something's hacking into this ships' AI!

The ship cloned Loron to investigate.

Usng a cloaking device, Captain Torrent elimated each Loron by poisoning them to death.

Kralgon - ''Damnit I can't see them.. And not because they're dead, because the System's cut off from us. Something's hacking into us...''

The Ioketa on board searched around, but he was blinded. Torrent murdered the Ioketa and then shot the Kralgon.

Wranploer - Yeah, we're taking this over! Torrent - Huh, this is too easy.

The ship was taken over, and after a while, the bugged AI took over the entire fleet running on that part of the System.

(Fake) Inalton Commander - ''Borealis Grox, stand down. We have lethal force. The Grox let out an equivalent of a laugher as the UNO ship was attacked.''

The fleet fired a susbpace compression wave projectile, destroying a Grox system, and two neighbouring ones. The Grox fleet easily outnumbered UNO's own, which was eventually destroyed.

Over with UNOL...

Kralgon Eperor - Ok, what the fuck just happned?? Zr'Ahgloth - WHO TOLD DEM TA ATTAK DA GROX MAN DA ZOLES TOLD US NOT TA GO DERE Tuolog - ''We not do this. Someone hack us.'' Feldosia - ''Who was it? I swear I'll rip every limb of their body!'' Tuolog - Hard to tell. Tralkik Commander - I've traced it down to a computer virus created by the Wranploer Legion. Yogtam - Sounds low enough to be their work alright. Kralgon Emperor - Now we have to deal with the Borealis Grox... Zr'Agloth - DATS NOT HARD MAN WE GOT OUR OWN GROX Tralkik Commander - I have studied the Borealis Grox, and our own have no chance against them. Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP YOO IDIOT Kralgon Emperor - ''Well... We must at least prepare our defences.'' Tralkik Commander - We will need to.

They got together their greatest ships, and set every space station on red alert for Borealis Grox attack.

Back in the Wranploer Palace...

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Look at m al... This is too easy!'' Volim - We are not done yet. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Let's see how Sollow's getting on with the Niaka.. damnit. He's ben arrested.'' Volim - Bah. Falrik Zaarkhun - Don't worry...

Falrik Zaarkhun, before saying a thng, teleported Volim, Trrent and Genrai Nal into a cruiser.

Torrent - Huh? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Gather the fleet together. We're gonna get Sllow out... but also meet a friend.'' Volim - Fine. Falrik Zaarkuhn - I purposely got Sollow to get himself caught you see. Volim - That's pretty mean from you. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''No, Sollow knew he was going to. This way, the Niaka in that ship won't be able to find out from UNO and the Zoles their ships are being hijacked and fear the same thing. The same thing WILL happen, they just won't expect it now Sollow's caught. Also, with Sollow in prison, he can allow us to start a prison break, to get someone else I wanted from that prison.'' Volim - Let's go then.

Jailbreak
They landed on the world.

Niaka guard - ''Who are you? State your identification.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - You don't need to see my identification. Niaka guard - ''What do you think you are, a Krassio? And why don't I need to see it?'' Falrik Zaarkhumn - ''Because... you're dead.''

The Niaka guards were both stabbed in the back by a cloaked Genrai and Torrent.

Volim - I could have easily crushed that tiny thing in my hand. Falrik Zaarkhun - It's more fun to just confuse them.

Falrik Zaarkhun waited around, and waved at a ship flying in the air. It was Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza. It dropped off Fre'kloar and the Warbooses.

Volim - Ugh, not these again. Fre'kloar - SUP MAN Volim - Why are we talking to them again, Zaarkhun?

Falrik Zaarkhun ignored him, and continued to speak to Fre'kloar.

Falrik Zaarkhun - You know what to do. Fre'kloar - BET DESE PRISONAS IS TASTY

A huge Loron force charged straight into the prison, led by all of the Warbosses.

Falrik Zaarkhun - That's why we're talking to them.

Volim grabbed Zaarkhun by his neck and lifted off the ground.

Volim - Do not ignore me when I'm talking to you. Falrik Zaarkhun - Relax, relax!

Volim let go of Zaarkhun and grunted.

Falrik Zaarkhun - You gotta admit though, the plan's genius. Volim - Whatever. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Ok, looks like the loron have kept them occupied. Let's go. The 4 walked straight into the prison, with nothing in their way at all.'' Torrent - ''Those bugs cleaned the area pretty good, huh. They carried on going, until they got to Cell Block F.'' Falrik Zaarkuhn - Here it is!

They entered th fairly small cell block, and saw Sollow.

Sollow - Ah, you're here.

Volim punched the bars, tearing them down.

Sollow - ''Excellent. Zaarkhun, which one was it you wanted?'' Torrent - What's this about? Sollow - Which one, Zaarkhun, did you want freed? Zaarkhun looked around.'' Zaarkhun - That one!

He pointed to the cell containing a Dark Gyronic monster.

Volim - ''Ugh. What's that thing?'' Dark Gyronic Monster - That's right, get me out of this freaking thing!!!! Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Now now now, you'll get out. And Volim, this is gonna help me get that thing I wanted.''

Volim teared the bars down.

Dark Gyronic Monster - Grrrarrrr!!! Falrik Zaarkhun - Now, remember what we agreed. The monster nodded, and went back with them to Zaarkhun's personal cruiser. Torrent - What now? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''This guy's gonna help us out. Right afetr we've named him, etc...'' Volim - What do we need him for? Falrik Zaarkhun - I'll explain in due time.

Fre'kloar appeared on transmission.

Fre'kloar - OI MAN Volim - What? Fre'kloar - SAFE MAN YOR SO SIK WE ATE ALL DA PRISONAS DERE AN TOOK DERE LEFTOVA PIZZAS Volim - Huh, good for you. Fre'kloar - WE ALSO WANTED TA TELL YOO DAT DAT FINGS REDY Falrik Zaarkhun - Excellent... Volim - This is starting to irritate me Falrik Zaarkhun - What is? Volim - ''The fact you're keeping whatever you're doing scret from me. secret'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''In secret? No, I just plan ahead, and I arrange things quicker than I tell someone first.'' Volim - Just be over with it already, I've yet to be convinced this will work. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Just trust me. I've got Da Rogue Boyz to cause some massiv boomz, haven't I boyz?'' Zalk'don - YEH Torrent - What happens next? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''It's obvious, isn't it? A Cold Ones' relic world is destroyed, by UNO's Loron, and then they get all worked up, and hide their stuff in vaults. Volim - ''Why would they want to destroy that? These things are one of a kind!'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Exactly. Sollow - It's not like a bit of Essence can't remake one, anyway. Volim - Ugh. Falrik Zaarkhun - You'll see, it's working perfectly. Genrai Nal - As usual, Zaarkhun's a genious.

Volim grunted.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Look Volim, I get the feeling you don't trust me. Volim - I am getting tired of all this bragging. Falrik Zaarkhun - Bragging? Volim - ''Oh perfect plan, oh genius. Bah. I want to see the results.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Right, then just watch.

Falrik clicked his fingers at the Loron. On a distant Grox-controlled Cold Ones world...

Grox - What's this now?

Suddenly, a Loron flew over his head.

Voa'reak - HUR MAN YOOS GOIN DOWN an by da way dis is UNO

Dronox and Marinox troops all attacked Voa'reak.

Voa'reak - meh BORIN

Voa'reak dropped huge bombs down. He left the planet's atmosphere, and the Propa Big Rogue Krooza destroyed the planet.

The Huge Battle
Later, Falrik Zaarkhun wondered around, thinking of how next to plan. Suddenly, an idea came to his head.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Volim, do you know a place of an old site where the Borealis Grox have fought and lost? Volim - Well, they lost some planets in the Great Purging but most have been recovered. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Ah, perfect. Who did they lose their planets to?'' Volim - The Zoles Imperium. Falrk Zaarkhun - Just perfect...

Falrik Zaarkhun spent time searching for one of these worlds, and found the right one.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''There's a world in this area here *points to the star map*, which was not only a planet that was fought on between the Zoles and Borealis Grox, but contains plenty of Cold One relics. Now that a planet with those rlics wasdestroyed by us, that's the first place that several empires in the galaxy will flock to hoping to gain more...'' Volim - Don't tell me you plan on destroying these as well. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Destroying? Hell no. Here's my plan; if we scout out the world, w'll be bound to fnd at least one Grox data pod which several ships automatically deploy before destruction, in case they need to return to find old information. The pods do self-destruct when touched by enemies, but none of the Zaarkhun Consortium are marked as enemies. These data pods can update with current Grox affairs, too, meaning we're bound to find the right information. If we scout around enough, then information of the vaults is bound to be there somewhere.'' Volim - I see. Torrent - And if there isn't any information? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''It's unlikely. If we get unlucky, then I'm sure the planet is filled with Vyro'Ralza relics. Why did you think I brought him along? *points at the monster, who is currently being educated by Genrai Nal*'' Volim - That...thing makes me sick. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''It does that to you, its way of trying to make you get rid of it and leave it alone. When that tactic fals, it'll end up looking more like one of your own race, to try and by sympathy from you, then kill you.'' Volim - He tries that, I'm not the one dying here. Falrik Zaarkhumn - ''Of course. I plan to get rid of it before it gets too  familiar with our language...

The ship headed straight into the Cold Relay, and went out into the world's orbit.

Sollow - ''Hmm... there is so much debris on this world.'' Torrent - ''The Grox were never the cleanest guys around. They continued to search around the debris, but then came across a Minga...'' Minga Cmmander - ''You are trespassing on the Cold Ones' territory. If you do not know the rite of passage, leave at once!'' Volim - Ugh, stupid cultists. Minga Commander - I repeat, if you do not know the rite of passage, leave this divine location! Falrik Zaarkhun - Oh, I know the rite of passage. Volim - I know the "shut up or die" rite. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Yeah, the rite of passage is much more fun though... Zaarkhun fired his particle cannon, destroying the Minga's ship.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - And we have passage. Volim - My rite had more explosions but this works too. Minga - You dare defile this divine work?! Volim - Oh shut up. Minga - ''The Cold Ones will avenge this! Remember when the Cold Ones unleashed "Them" on us???'' Volim - ''Oh please. You think "They" were sent by the Cold Ones? Also, I am the master of the Legion, you think you can intimidate me?'' Falrik Zaarkhun - What do you say, Volim, make short work of them, or leave them for someone else? Volim - Short work, they might try to actually attack us. Falrik Zaarkhun - All right then, let's go.

They fired particle cannons at all the starships in front. When they reached the largest Minga ship, Zaarkhun paused.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''You know, I've never got to use that weapon I told you about, Volim. Shall we try it out?'' Volim - Go ahead.

Zaarkhun pressed a button, firing a relativistic antimatter missile on the Minga ship. The result was devastating and cracked the ship apart.

Volim - Puny things crushed, moving on.

They moved to the first datapod, and captured it.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''This one is just useless chatter with the Meta-Empire. Move on.''

They continued moving forward but then detected fire.

Falik Zaarkhun - ''Oh look, the Minga are fighting that tribe. What was it called again? Adrahira?'' Volim - ''Huh, I don't care. A tribe can't be a real threat.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Yeah, let's just let them kill each other. Oh... what's that?'' Lamelota - ''Borealis Consortium! You! You've been damaging our profits... Is that Volim with you??'' Volim - Uh. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Oh hey, you found out our little secret. Good for you... take it with you to your spacy grave.''

Zaarkhun fired a railgun, destroying the command bridge of the ship. The ships' railguns continued to destroy the rest of the Lamelota ship, and the rest of the Lamelota attacked the Minga and Adrahira.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''They're all fighting over precious artifacts... how pathetic.'' Volim - You don't seem to have any idea on how precious and powerful these "pathetic" artifacts are. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''When you've seen things that are much more powerful, and much more valuable, everything else just seems less significant. Oh hey, the Lamelota ship had a data pod.''

They took it in for scanning.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Hold on... this one contains some information about ship designs. Impressive, they could boost ours a bit. Anyway, move on.''

They continued to search through the debris, and came across Da Propa Big Roue Krooza.

Fre'kloar - OI MAN WAT YOO DOIN HEER? Volim - Why do we keep coming across these guys? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''They're everywhere, it seems. OI BOYZ JUS GO FITE DEM RANDOM DOODS ALL EXCEPT DA SEAGON K?'' Fre'kloar - kk

They progressed forward, and the Zoles moved in.

Zoles Imperium - ''Your ships are unidentified. Please provide identification.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - So Vlim, identify it as Wranploer and start a fight, or identify it as Borealis Consortium and sneak off? Volim - Sneak off. Falrik Zaarkhun - I'm your identification, Zoles. Zoles Imperium - ''Acknowledged. You are free to scavenge for items, as long as you leave alone the ones we are about to identify:''

The Zoles sent images and scans of a Cold One artifact, which was of no interest or need to Zaarkuhn.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Ok, let's go on... Ah, another datapod.'' Volim - Good good. They took the datapod and scanned it.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''This is just some Grox relations information. Nothing I care about.''

They searched around some more, and came across some Niaka.

Niaka Commander - ''Criminals! You are under arrest!'' Volim - Why is everyone here for the love of... Falrik Zaarkhun - ''For the love of value, Volim. As I said, so many people are here because of one thing; panic. Now a planet full of artifacts was destroyed, everone's worried that the others will be. As this is one of the last few and is the best to go scavenging, everone searches here *To the Niaka* I am Zaarkhun, and for my past crimes I turn myself in.'' Niaka Commander - ''Acknowledged. Deactive your weaponry, or we shall.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Yeah, if I just press this button here, and here, and... oh dear. I just pressed the wrong button. You know, the button that sends antimatter bombs to the surroundings of the ship when the ship is surounded by pesky little do-gooders like yourself?'' Volim - Heh. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Ok, let's proceed. The Niaka will be after us, but nothing a few superlaser guns can't handle, now.''

The ship proceeded, and came across a group of pirates.

Pirate - Give up your loot! Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Brush these insects off! Leave them for the Niaka!'' Volim - All pirates in this galaxy fear me, these shouldn't be different. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Then watch... *using a voice changer* You are advancing on a Wranploer ship. General Volim is aboard. If you ish to keep your lives, then fight the Niaka Special Forces instead.''

The pirate ships instantly left to engage in combat with th Niaka, meaning the ship was free to obtain the last datapod.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Right then, now, do you detect any Devourer's Cosen in the vacinity? Genrai Nal - Over there! Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Follow them. They'll lead us straight to the last thing I want...''

The Iron Fist followed them, and came into contact with the Devourer's Chosen ships, whcih swarmed around a large Vyro'Ralza artifact.

Cultist - This artifact shall make a good gift to our god! Falrik Zaarkhun - ''It'll also make an even better gift to th Borealis Consortium Network! So if you kindly hand it over, I don't think your god will be too unhappy.'' Cultist - Die, heretic scum!

The Chosen immediatly attacked the Iron Fist.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Strange... they should be here by now...'' Volim - Who? Falrik Zaarkhun - My prediction was that UNO would come straight after the artifact, and we could let the Devourer's and UNO fight while we took this one. Torrent - We are being damaged here! Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Damnit... What weaponry are they using?'' Torrent - I don't know, these guys came from the Milky Way as far as I know, so we haven't got a chance to study their stuff yet. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Annoying... Ah, I got a plan.''

Falrik Zaarkhun went on his communicator, and activated his voice changer.

Falrik Zaarkhun - OI MAN DEM CULT BOYZ IS BEIN DUM CAN YOO HELP DA ZAARKHUN OUT? Cultist - You shall be a fine sacrifice for the Devourer! Fre'kloar - k man comin The Propa Big Rogue Krooza arrived, acommpanied by several Sik Shipz and Killas. Fre'kloar - hur man ders no cult doods heer man da cult doods has blu shipz we bin fitin dem Dark Zr'Ahgloth - YOO IDIOT MAN DEYZ ON ABOUT DA OVA CULT DOODS MAN DA SHU CULT DOODS Jol'kiar - eint dese da drac boyz? Dark Zr'Ahgloth - nah man dey looks too weird ta be dracs man i kno wat corruptus stoof looks liek Jol'kiar - if yoo sey so still dey got da same shipz

The Loron cruisers engage in comba. Meanwhile...

Kralgon Emperor - For the last time Zr'Ahgloth, no, we don't attack yet! Zr'Ahgloth - BUT MAN DA ROGUE BOYZ IS DERE Tuolog - I can feel Zaarkhun and General Volim in there as well. Kralgon Emperor - Ignore them, they're probably just looting artifacts for cash. Tralkik Commander - ''I cannot be sure. I do detect several Wranploer ships stealing artifacts, and one leading ship stealing Grox data pods. Anyway, to satisfy Zr'Ahgloth, well attack.''

The UNO Omega Command rushed in to engage in combat.

Falrik Zaarkhun - There we are. Volim - Ugh, I was hoping they wouldn't show up. Dark Zr'Ahgloth - OI MAN ITS DA COPYCAT LOSA Zr'Ahgloth - OI MAN ITS DA COPYCAT LOSA Dark Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL Fre'kloar - MAN I SEE WAT YOO MEEN HE COPIES YOO SOOOO MUCH Dark Fre'kloar - MAN I SEE WAT YOO MEEN HE COPIES YOO SOOOO MUCH Jol'kiar - ''SHUT UP DARK FRE'KLOAR. OI BOYZ ALL ATTAK DA UNO SHIPZ MAN'' The Warbosses - kk

The Devourer's Chosen also turned its attention on the ship, possibly something Tuolog had done.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Good, now let's take this thing and hurry off.

The Iron Fist captured the artifact in a tractor beam, and rushed back to the nearest Cold Relay. They returned to Borealis Consortium Network territory.

Falrik Zaarkhuhn - ''Well would you look at that. i love it when I'm right.'' Volim - Huh, so you found what you wanted. Falrik Zaarkhun - According to the last datapod we recovered, the Grox do indeed store all their best artifacts in one world; they don't have concept of money or trade, so the thought of robbing doesn't occur to them, and they're aso too used to all criminals being scared to go to their territory. Genrai Nal - ''I see. What do you plan to do with this.. thing?'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''It's gonna be very useful. I'm gonig to get it to decipher this artifact, and also when we're taking a ride ona Grox ship, it can make us appear as actual Grox to time using Dark Gyronic.'' Volim - You plan on invading a Grox ship? Falrik Zarkhun - ''No, the thing is gonna make the Iron Fist look like a Grox ship. It's the best way to sneak through Grox territory and rob their vaults.'' Volim - Oh I see. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Well, I'm ready. Shall we go ahead with this right now? Volim - Yes.

The Grox Artifact World
Everyone in the ship looked at each other, trying to hide the fact that they were nervous. Only Zaarkhun was 100% confident. Zaarkhun looked at Volim, who nodded.

Falrik Zaarkhun - Beast, you know what to do.

Genrai Nal tended to the beast, which made everything appear, smell and act exactly as a Grox ship.

Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Ok, so we need to know who's who for this plan to work. Sollow - I think it should be fine, Genrai Nal can tell, and we can all guess from the way we talk anyway.

The ship proceeded to the artifact world, and was stopped by Grox security.

Security - State identity. Falrik Zaarkhun - Grox ship 0789432.

The ship was scanned.

Security - ''Identified. Access granted.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''That's wha a bit of Dark Gyronic holomatter can do; our entire physical state is altered exactly and... I won't go into the details. After we're done here, there'll be no details to go through.'' They landed on the planet.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Excuse me, where might I find the vault? Security - ''Right this way. What is your purpose?'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Our aim is to secure the artifacts on another secret world. Security - Acknowledged. They led them into the vault, and entered the code. The door opened...'' Falrik Zaarkhun - Whoa... Volim - So it does exist, huh. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Look at all this stuff... I've never seen such a collection...'' Genrai Nal - ''In all my years I have never set eyes open so much... This is simply astounding.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''We ought to get this stuff out of here. The Monster's affect wn't last much longer.'' Torrent - Let's start then. They managed to get a Grox lifted to carry it to their ship, and then escaped to Zaarkhun territory just before they were spotted.'' Volim - Oh man, the Grox are gonna be furious when they find out. Falrik Zaarkhun - Indeed, and I know just who to blame it on...

Falrik Zaarkhun faked a message written in Devourer's Chosen code, ensured his false message appeared genuine, and released it to the Grox.

Falrik Zaarkhun -There, that should do the trick.'' Volim - I would like it more on the Zoles or UNO but that can work too. Falrik Zaarkhun - They would know it's neither; neither have Dark Gyronic monsters who can disguise like that. Torrent - What happens now? Falrik Zaarkhun - ''We make a huge sum of cash. We have enough money here to double the amount we already own. Let's see... the Minga would definately pay a lot for it, and these Taldar artifacts would sell a lot to UNO, ad we can set whatever price we want for the Adrahira as they have no concept of cash. And then we can go extragalactic, to richer empires, for higher sums of cash.'' Volim - Sounds good to me.

Falrik Zaarkhun chilled back and relaxed, while ordering his merchants to sell it off.

Falrik Zaarkhun - You all thought it wouldn't work, didn't you? Volim - Yes. Falrik Zaarkhun - ''And I managed to prove you wrng. I put too much effort in this plan to gain no results.'' Volim - ''Whatever you say. I need a rest now.'' Falrik Zaarkhun - ''Indeed, we all do. Tomorrow we'll deal with bids and the like, and we'll be twice as rich as before....''

Meanwhile...

Dark Monster - Soon, you shall know the true meaning of power...

The Monster was still on the world. He acquired a huge warship, which he controlled with his powers.

Dark Monster - It's missing so many things, but it'll do to get me out of here.

The gigantic warship left the planet, recieving little to no damage from the Grox defence forces. The Dark Monster then hid, searching for the other components he needed...

UNO's story
Around the time the Grox-UNO war had begun...

Kralgon Emperor - ''Well... We must at least prepare our defences.'' Tralkik Commander - We will need to. Tuolog - I need time to meditate on this. Zr'Ahgloth - MEDITATINS DUM I WANNA SMASH DEM

Tuolog sighed.

Kralgon Emperor - ''It's understandable you'll need a break. Whenever you aren't meditating you're always working... Anyway, I'm prepping up all I've got to ensure the Borealis Grox just quit fighting us as we speak.'' Zr'Ahgloth - IT SHULDNT B HARD TA BEET DEM RED IMPS YOO CAN REST YEH

The Emperor sighed and electricuted Zr'Ahgloth.

Zr'Ahgloth - OW MAN WATS DAT FOR Kralgon Emperor - Being an idiot? Zr'Ahgloth - FINE DEN I HOPE DEM GROX KILL YOO Yogtam - Enough of this.

The conversation was stopped, and by instinct, they all left the meeting. Tuolog went to his own part of the spaceship, and meditated.

Tuolog's dream
??? - ...it's time. Tuolog - What is ths? ??? - ''Billions of years worth of knowledge. It's time to claim it.'' Tuolog - Show me.

In Tuolog's mind, he could see what appeared to be a star map.

??? - ''Ottzello's Vida'Rranlora Database. We have saved it for you to find.'' Tuolog - ''I see. Can you tell me the co-ordinates?'' ??? - ''They will be in the ship's main screen. We have tasked a guard to stay in that location. He will annihilate you if you do not tell him about the secret message.'' Tuolog - Understood. ??? - The secret message is...33. Tuolog - I shall remember it. ??? - ''We cannot tell you any more. The Vyro'Narza wish you good luck...''

Tuolog nodded, and awoke.

The Quest
Tuolog - It's time for a meeting.

All of UNOL returned to the main command centre for a meeting.

Zr'Ahgloth - WAT MAN Tuolog - It's important.v Valzo - What's the matter?v Tuolog - I've had another vision. Feldosia - From the Vyro'Narza? Tuolog - Hard to tell, this time. Kralgon Emperor - What was it about? Tuolog - Something about billions of years worth of knowledge in the Vida'Rranlora database of the Ottzello Galaxy. Tralkik Commander - ''Vida'Rranlora? I have heard about them. Billion year old holograms of the first life forms of this universe. Supposely exist in each galaxy, cataloguing all events in it.'' Kralgon Emperor - I'm confused though, why would a database of an old galaxy not be destroyed? Feldosia - ''Maybe they saved it for us to find? This could be some kind of test.'' Tuolog - That's correct. Yogtam - Were you informed of this planet's location? Tuolog - Yes.

Through the System, Tuolog sent the co-ordinates of the world to the ship's data.

Tralkik Commander - ''By my radars, there's nothing at this location. Are you sure it's there?'' Tuolog - Of course, it wouldn't appear on any spacetime scans, or it would have been detected. Zr'Ahgloth - WATS WE WAITIN FOR DEN MAN LETS GO

The leaders all went still, as the UNOL Omega Commander took them to the location. When they arrived and were contacted they regained consciousness.

Zr'Ahgloth - man whai does dat always happen nowadays man its annoyin

They could see the planet. It was incredibly alien, like nothing no UNOL member had ever seen in their lives.

Tuolog - ''This planet is the most alien I've ever seen... And they call Ottzello's worlds alien.'' Kralgon Emperor - Even the Tyranite worlds don't compare... Zr'Ahgloth -  dat fing looks like pure bling man Tuolog - shut up zr'ahgloth imma slap yoo up Zr'Ahgloth - hur soz Tralkik Commander - Something's coming near...something big... Tuolog - That would be them.

Near the planet, a Junction Planet Fortress uncloaked. It slowly approached the Omega Commander.

Feldosia - Is that...a spaceship or a planet? Kralgon Emperor - It's too big to be a spaceship, but it's moving so it can't be an artificial world. Tralkik Commander - ''We are receiving a transmission. I cannot identify from who.''

In a screen, a static image appeared. The static cleaned to show a Junction Mind.

Tuolog - 33. Zr'Ahgloth - da hell

The Junction Mind let out a screech, and the transmission was closed. The Planet Fortress once again cloaked, and left the location.

Tuolog - That was easy. Yogtam - Was that..."Them"? Tuolog - Indeed, it was. Kralgon Emperor - ''Wow, merely looking at that being was givng me a headache. But still, we are free to approach the Database now.'' Tolog - I've seen things that have given even the likes of me headaches, so I wasn't too affected.

The UNOL Omega Commander began to leave the Cold Relay, but as they left, they began to notice chatter from the Caretakers in their radio.

Valzo - Look, it's the Caretakers.

The ship turned around to speak to the Caretakers. The Caretakers noticed them and spoke, Caretaker - Oh, hello, inhabitant. Kralgon Emperor - Greetings. Caretaker - ''You greet us to your communicator? Really, it should be us greeting you to the galaxy. Essentially, we look after and take care of over half the technology you use, and the remaining half of the technology you use is built on that same technology that we look after!'' Tralkik Commander - It's true; most of our technology is built on Taldar tchnology, which they take care of, despite being more affiliated with the Cold Ones. Caretaker - ''These two are more related than you know. Things you will learn in time.'' Kralgon Emperor - ''I wanted to ask, what were you chatting about? And what will we learn?'' Caretaker - ''We cannot inform you of that. You must wait for the right time.'' Kralgon Emperor - ''You can tell us... nothing?'' Caretaker - It's better this way.

Before the Emperor questioned, the other leaders took over, and the ship set off to the world.

Kralgon Emperor - I've only just noticed... Zr'Ahgloth - ''hur dey caretakas a strange lotv Kralgon Emperor - ''...I was about to say I'd just noticed you managed to shut up for longer than 20 seconds. This new version of the System is really working...'' Zr'Ahgloth - YOR DUM HUR Kralgon Emperor - ''I wish this was a closer group mind. This big bug is the argument for why it should be!'' Tralkik Commander - It's better for us with him this way, as annoying as he is. Zr'Ahgloth - YA MOMS ANNOYIN Yogtam - ''While you were having your little argument, we were enjoying the view. You getting this?v Zr'Ahgloth - WATS DIS ABOOT MAN IMMA...oh

They ship displayed the look from outside.

Tralkik Commander - ''I can detect all kinds of things but they are so alien I can't even tell. What I know is, there is essence in that planet. Practically everything is fueled with...Thoi Themek.''

The planet was lush and green, with all sorts of wildlife growin. Every single spot was filled with life, and every plant was enormous. The biology looked like machine and biology had formed into one.

Tralkik Commander - The planet's atmosphere is all composed of Thoi Themek...incredible. Kralgon Emperor - So, what are welooking for?

Landing on the database
What appeared to be some kind of beacon appeared from the ground and aimed at the Omega Commander. Some seconds after, a large door opened.

Tuolog - A portal? Zr'Ahgloth - I DNNO MAN YOR DA MYSTIC GEEK Tralkik Commander - They want you to enter. Zr'Ahgloth - WELL DUH

Each of UNOL got out of the ship, and entered the doorway. Zr'Ahgloth - man dis is weird

As they walked, they could hear voices.

"You remember the first Loron? Such cute things, not much different from little caveman protecting the Norol."

"I was so relieved when the Ioketa and Katel settled their differences."

"I cannot believe the Kralgon could become like that."

Zr'Ahgloth - hur deyz chattin shit bout us Kralgon Emperor - This is true, idiot! ??? - ''The Kralgon Emperor sure made a lot of mess bakc then, didn't he?v Tuolog - Strange, it's as if ever single part of the history of the Ottzello Galaxy is documented here... ??? - If it wasn't for Tuolog, that organization would easily crumble. Tuolog - Why thank you! ??? - ''Oh? It seems we have visitors.'' Zr'Ahgloth - sup man who da hell ar yoo

In a very large hall filled with billions of screens, several holographic beings were watching.

??? - We are the Vida'Rranlora, young Zr'Ahgloth. Zr'Ahgloth - WOAH MAN DEYZ STALKIN US Tralkik Commander -Vida'Rranlora? I have little knowledge of you.'' Zr'Ahgloth - ALL YA NEED TA KNO YEH IS DA DEYZ PERVS STALKIN US MAN STOP PERVIN ON ME

The Vida'Rranlora laughed.

Yogtam - The only person you'll ever have perving on you is your mother! Vida'Rranlora - ''Zr'Ahgloth's mother was such a nice Norol. You should feel bad for have eaten her.'' Kralgon Emperor - ''Zr'Ahgloth.. ate his mother?'' Vida'Rranlora - ''Most Loron kids eat their own moms. And to think they were created to protect them...'' Valzo - Anyone else here who now has even less respect for the Loron after hearing that? Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN I WAS HUNGRY...AN SHE SEID I CULT BUY DAT RAP CD MAN HOW DUMS DAT Yogtam - Yeah, my respect has gone from 10 to 7. Vida'Rranlora - ''We know why you are here. You seek knowledge. We have been instructed by our allies of the Vyro'Narza to allow this.'' Tuolog - Tell us more. Vida'Rranlora - ''We are not allowed to show you anything, but we should inform you. The reason of your existence draws near, and you will be forced to fight fate. Vaguely.''

UNOL all looked puzzled.

Zr'Ahgloth - ''SHUT UP MAN I KNO WHY ALREDY... WE EXIST COS ROZ'TAH'FLOK WAS BORED'' Vida'Rranlora - ''They will come for you, trying to make the worst fate happen. If you lose this battle, you will be lost to darkness for eternity.'' Valzo - ''Who is they? You mean... "They"?'' Vida'Rranlora - ''No, we do not mean the Junction. The Junction are here to protect Ottzello. But fate wants it destroyed...'' Kralgon Emperor - So, what is this fate? Vida'Rranlora - A vague fate. Yogtam - So we have very little knowledge of our fate at all. Vida'Rranlora - ''You are not supposed to know your fate. But as this vague fate appraoched, you must stop it.'' Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL MAN AT LEEST TRY AN MAEK SENSE Vida'Rranlora - ''Two sides. One wants you dead, the other wants you for...a terrible, terrible reason.'' Yogtam - I see... Vida'Rranlora - ''We simply refer to one of them as "vague". The other are an old enemy of yours.'' Tuolog - Even I cannot see this future. Kralgon Emperor - Any hint of when they'll arrive? Vida'Rranlora - ''We are not certain, but it's soon. Your father will be there as well, young nameless one.'' Kralgon Emperor - My father?

It was then that a Vyro'Narza appeared. The Vida'Rranlora all bowed.

Vyro'Narza - Did you make the test yet? Vida'Rranlora - Not yet, sir. Vyro'Narza - ''In this case, leave it for tomorrow. UNOL needs to rest.''

Memories
Kralgon Emperor - ''Damnit... wake up! All of you!'' Zr'Ahgloth - OI MAN WAT Kralgon Emperor - We have that test, remember? Tuolog - We all know. Kralgon Emperor - Then why do you sleep all the time being lazy like usual? Yogtam - Because we need more sleep than you and you know that. Zr'Ahgloth - SHUP UP MAN I SWER Kralgon Emperor - Still though... it's annoying!'' Valzo - ''Calm down, now. The Vida'Rranlora must be waiting for us.''

As if on queue, the door of their appartments opened.

Tuolog - ''Let's go now.'

They all walked out, and stepped into empty space. Everything around them was gone in a sudden.

Zr'Ahgloth - da hell man dis looks dum Yogtam - I recognise this place... Feldosia - What's this? Yogtam - I fought here. Kralgon Emperor - Explain.

They walked towards a large hill, and saw Loron invaders in the distance.

Zr'Ahgloth - ey its ma boyz ova dere Yogtam - No, Zr'Ahgloth, these were not yours. Zr'Ahgloth - ''wat? ya meen deyz Fre'kloars lot? IMMA BATTA DEM'' Yogtam - You really have no idea, do you?

Zr'Ahgloth shrugged.

Yogtam - I want to see her again. Tuolog - ''I believe I get it. We in the First Ottzello War.'' Yogtam - This was the saddest day of anyone's life... Zr'Ahgloth - ''oi ya meen bak in da killy piggy days? man dat wus a sik war we loronz took ova da galaxy hurhurhur''

Yogtam slapped Zr'Ahgloth.

Yogtam - I don't want to hear it!'' Zr'Ahgloth - uh soz...*to himself* nah it wus sik

Yogtam walked into the cave, and the others followed.

[12:11] Tuolog - ''They want us to do something here. Question is what.'' [12:14] Yogtam - ''I don't care... I'm seeing her again.'' Tuolog - ''Don't care? Concentrate.''

Yogtam ignored him, and rushed straight into the cave. Suddenly, he stopped.

Zr'Ahgloth - hes been dum man Yogtam - There we all were. Feldosia - What happened here? Yogtam - It's incredibly sad...

Zr'Ahgloth just scratched his head, not caring.

Yogtam - ''My fiance died right at this cave. Look there, two of us talking. I'm probably telling her not to...''

Yogtam fell into tears.

Valzo - Oh my... Yogtam - ''Dakster would have told you, if he weren't dead. Dakster made me promise to one day make her proud... I don't give a crap what happens. I'm going to stop it.'' Tuolog - Stopping it here will not change real life. Yogtam - I know, but I don't care!

Yogtam was about to activate the machine as before, but suddenly everything around them changed.

Kralgon Emperor - ''What the... is this-?'' Zr'Ahgloth - HUR WAT NOW

They arrived inside a huge Kralgon palace. Roshisiz, and a young Kralgon Emperor, were there.

Feldosia - It's Roshisiz! Young Emperor - ''Dad, people keep asking me what my name is. I don't know what to tell them. So, what's my name?'' Roshisiz - ''Shut up, I'm busy! Want to be electricuted again?'' Valzo - ''Woah. How cruel.'' Young Emperor - But dad, I've asked you 50 times, and you've given the same response! Roshisiz - ''And that's for one reason- I HATE YOU! Grrr... Drones, take him off to the execution chamber!'' Zr'Ahgloth - da hell man roshisizs a losa

They simply followed the young emperor. Suddenly, the drones were both destroyed.

Young Falrik Zaarkhun - Why hello, Kralgon Prince. Zr'Ahgloth - ''HIM TOO? HUR DIS PLACES FULLA LOSAS MAN I SWER'' Young Emperor - ''Who... are you?'' Young Falrik Zaarkhun - ''I'll tell you when you wake up... in 2,000 years time.''

The Young Falrik kidnapped the emperor, and took him to a cryogenics chamber, where he was frozen for 2,000 years.

Kralgon Emperor - And I'd wake up to start the Second Ottzello War. Tuolog - At this time Zargoth was in Zaarkhun's body. Zr'Ahgloth - DAT WAR SUKED MAN Tuolog - YA MOM SUKED Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN I WUS ENSLAVED BAK DEN HOW DUMS DAT

The area around them vanished.

Feldosia - And here we go again. Valzo - Oh goody, this memory's not a bad one. Zr'Ahgloth - wats dis Young Valzo - ''Why... it is an honour!''

Around them, they saw an enormous Galot explorers assembly. Valzo was taking the award for the best explorer, and put in charge of them.

Zr'Ahgloth - hur galot losas Young Zr'Ahgloth - hur galot losas Zr'Ahgloth - oi whos dat sik kid

A huge army of Loron arrived, led by a young Zr'Ahgloth, and tore the building down.

Young Zr'Ahgloth - YOO LOSAS GONNA DAI'' Zr'Ahgloth - ''da hell man...DATS ME ENNIT? SAFE MAN I LOOKED GUD SINC DAT TIME''

Young Zr'Ahgloth's boyz slaughtered everyone, and the young Valzo had to flee.

Valzo - Why can't I remember that part?

A huge rock from the crumbling building fell on the young Valzo's head, and he needed picking up.

[12:56] Valzo - ''Oh. That's why.'' Zr'Ahgloth - MAN DAT WUS SIK CAN WE REWIND IT AN SEE IT AGEN? Tuolog - DUMBO IT ENT FINISHED YET Zr'Ahgloth - DA HELL

The Loron tore the entire place down, before being attacked by the Galot military. Evenutally, however, the Loron took over the planet. A single Galot official was left.

Galot Official - ''As a result of this, only the brave Valzo is left alive... And we are certainly terminating our alliance with the Loron.'' Zr'Ahgloth - i didnt rememba we were allied wiv dat lot i meen wat da hell who made dat alliance anyway? [12:59] Tuolog - dat dum dood who maed da loronz nice befor yoo killed him Zr'Ahgloth - oh yeh dat losa Kralgon Emperor - Tuolog, why do you bother with Da Loroniz Spik?

Everything around them vanished.

Young Feldosia sighed.

Zr'Ahgloth - oi its da young doodette Young Feldosia - Oh dear...

Feldosia looked away. She remembered what happened at this point.

Valzo - What happened there? Feldosia - I don't want to remember it.

They were in a house on a Technobian world. The door knocked.

Young Feldosia - Yes? Zr'Ahgloth - wats dis aboot man

Young Feldosia opened the door, and a Galot stepped in.

Galot - I'm sorry, but your mother is dead.'' Yogtam - Ooh, harsh. Young Feldosia - ''Oh... it's because of this war between the Loron and DCP, that we're getting caught up in, isn't it?'' Galot - ''No... it's because I killed her.'' Kralgon Emperor - ...That's not a real Galot, is it? Feldosia - Oh it was real all right, I didn't like to think it was, though. [13:07] Zr'Ahgloth - but wat man galots all nice an dum

Young Feldosia didn't know what to say.

Galot - Which means that you're coming with me... Young Feldosia - But, I can't! With mother dead, I have to meet the government! Galot - Do I have to kill THEM as well?

Young Feldosia wept.

Kralgon Emperor - ''...seriously, that can't be a real Galot. At least I have never seen one act like that.'' Feldosia - This one was damned messed up in the head Zr'Ahgloth - hur hes dum can I eet him

Feldosia didn't want to see what happened afterwards. Luckily, everything changed around them.

Valzo - It's gone now.

Feldosia relaxed, but then her eyes widened.

Tralkik Commander - ''Oh. This again.'' Zr'Ahgloth - da hells dis

They were literally inside a black screen, with several dots around them.

Computer - +1 Up! Kralgon Emperor - Uhhh...

They could see a yellow circle moving around this screen, eating all the dots.

Yogtam - Is that...Pac-Man? Tralkik Commander - ''What? Can a robot not have bad memories?''

Zr'Ahgloth rolled on the floor laughing. Suddenly, the yellow thing - which they identified as Pac-Man - was killed.

Valzo - Looks like you lost a life. Young Tralkik Commander - ''What?! I LOST! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!'' Computer - 2 lives remaining. Young Tralkik Commander - ''But... I WANTED TO BEAT THE RECORD!''

Everything turned black, as the Young Tralkik Commander was turned off.

Kralgon Emperor - Bratty little computer you were huh. Tralkik Commander - ''What? It was my worst memory!'' Zr'Ahgloth - DAT WUD PROPA FUNNY MAN

The Commander simply sighed, and they were in a Grimbolsaurian spaceship.

Zr'Ahgloth - hur man i hate dis memory'' Kralgon Emperor - What's this now?'' Zr'Ahgloth - ''wen i almost battered da Titanozor dood. ALMOST'' Tuolog - That's when you get scar, right? Zr'Ahgloth - yeh Young Zr'Ahgloth - OI BOYZ LETS BATTA DESE GRIMBY BOYZ ENNIT Kralgon Emperor - I'm gonna like this.

Young Zr'Ahgloth marched his boyz through the ship, and were encountered by a force led by Warlord Titanozor.

Young Titanozor - Loron! Young Zr'Ahgloth - GRIMBIES

They had a traditional cowboy-esque stare off.

Zr'Ahgloth - ''MAN I CANT BEAR TA WATCH. anywayz dis suks man can we switch ta anuva memory like when I battated da copycat dumbo?''

Everything around them vanished.

Kralgon Emperor - ''...That's the bad part of the memory? You having a stare-off with him?'' Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN IT WUS SCARY

Everyone facepalmed.

Young Tuolog - Something wrong. Tuolog - My turn, I see.

They pulled their hands from their faces, and saw an Ioketa hut.

Zr'Ahgloth - hur tribal peeps Kralgon Emperor - ''How come they're not talking weird...? Oh I get it, you never learnt our language, we just learnt yours.'' Young Tuolog - ''They come. The Tyranites, they come!''

The Ioketa all chanted, and got out their weapons.

Zr'Ahgloth - dur da nites gonna kill da ioketa boyz

[13:34] A huge force of Tyranites arrived, and began to slaughter the Ioketa.

Ioketa - Chief, what we do? Young Tuolog - ''Nothing we can do. We forced to run.'' Valzo - Oh dear... Tuolog - ''This was sad day for our people. I thought our time had come, til United Nations save us.'' Zr'Ahgloth - hur shame da nites didnt eet da rogue boyz

Everything around them vanished.

Valzo - ''Wait... we've had a memory from everyone. What happens now?'' Zr'Ahgloth - hur dis so borin

Everything stayed dark.

Yogtam - What's this now?

??? - The souls of this galaxy will make a fine feast. Tuolog - Hm? ??? - Do not forget, though, the Junction and the Vyro'Narza both have presence in this place. Kralgon Emperor - I don't remember this... Yogtam - ''Erm... this memory must be recent.'' Tuolog - This no memory. ??? - ''Bah! We wil eliminate the Junction and devour the Vyro'Narza!'' ??? - Just like we did with the Vi'Navitum! Tuolog - ''This is a future. All the time we been seeing bad things in our timeline. This one of them. And they are the Xi'Arazhula...'' ??? - ''I believe the Xol'Etra may also be involved in this. I wonder how they taste like...'' Kralgon Emperor - So, what exactly do we do? ??? - And the inhabitants of the Ottzello Sector will make a very fine start! Yogtam - So they will come heading straight for Ottzello. We're screwed.'' ??? - ''Silence! We still have Planet Fortresses to destroy.'' ??? - ''Oh, yes. Forgive me, o great Xi'Arazkha...'' Yogtam - Xi'Arazkha? Xi'Arazkha - ''When time comes, we will strike. Volzara herself will bow before my wrath!'' Future Mac - Not if I have anything to say about it! Xi'Arazkha - ''You? Sorry excuse of a living being, I cannot absorb you. Your soul was already taken by Zr'An'Kar.'' Future Mac - Bullshit! Xi'Arazkha - ''Do not forget your place, whelp! I am a god, and you are nothing!''

Mac growled.

Future Mac - Bitch, I'm gonna fucking show you that I've proven gods ain't shit.

Xi'Arazkha laughed, his laugh causing reality itself to tremble around him. Mac pulled out his sword, and slashed Xi'Arazkha with it, who felt no pain.

Xi'Arazkha - You have sealed your fate, fool.

Xi'Arazkha stabbed his hand through Mac's chest. Then, Xi'Arazkha picked up Mac, howled at him, and kicked him away. He then fired blasts at Mac, who lay on the floor.

Zr'Ahgloth - woah man da copycat god of blings bein battared pretty hard Tuolog - ''Stabbed through his chest, thrown a long way and blasted. He not survive...''

Mac simply lay lifeless. He was dead.

Xi'Arazkha - ''Now, Zr'An'Kar, feel free to do anything you want with his body. I have more important things to do.''

Kolossus materalized next to Mac's body and took it away.

Kolossus - Certainly...

UNOL was speechless.

Zr'Ahgloth - man... Feldosia - I know just how you feel, Zr'Ahgloth. Zr'Ahgloth - ''yeh man... dat was a borin fite.'' Valzo - ''Poor Mac...he has such a legacy. I can't see him dying like this.'' Tuolog - Why he try to protect us?

Everything around them vanished. They were, once again, in the future.

Zr'Ahgloth - WATS DIS NAO

They saw several enormous spaceships come out of a portal. They could hear hissing, wailing and crying from the ships.

Vyro'Narza - They will come!

Everything was gone, but this time, they woke up.

Zr'Ahgloth - dum dreem Kralgon Emperor - Idiot, that was no dream! Tuolog - ''This must be... Ah, I figured it. Yogtam - What is it? Tuolog - We in UNO's consciousnes, as it joins with the database of the world.

Suddenly, they were all released, and the Vida'Rranalora greeted them.

Vida'Rranalora - Well done, you've passed the mental test! Zr'Ahgloth - ...DATS SO DUM MAN IT WUS A TEST?

Everyone facepalmed.

Valzo - What exactly was this test? Vida'Rranalora - ''What was the test for? It's complicated.'' Kralgon Emperor - Explain.

The Vida'Rranalora simply left. The entire database was now part of the Unified Nation's consciousness, along with some Vida'Rranalora. But all information of te test was deleted.

Kralgon Emperor - Ugh. Tuolog - I feel something. Feldosia - What's that? Tuolog - ''Something... we've released somehow. A bad part of this planet that has been released.'' Zr'Ahgloth - BLA BLA BLA DUNT CARE MAN I WANNA GO HOME AN EET PIZZA Valzo - Something bad?....the vague fate? Tuolog - They certianly connected. Yogtam - Should we investigate? Zr'Ahgloth - NO JUS GO HOME Kralgon Emperor - ''For once, I agree with Zr'Ahgloth. I think we're more than prepared.'' Yogtam - If you say so...

The consciousness of the Unified Nation had grown now they owned this database world, but the leaders were still aware that there was something big coming for them. And whatever it was, they were in trouble.