Rare Jewels

Purple-ish Gems of Rabban Ankott
"The historic significance of these particular gems is that they were ordered by the Twelfth King, Rabban Ankott for his wife, The Seventh Wife of Rabban Ankott. The acquisition of these gems led directly to the arrival of the Eighth Wife of Rabban Ankott, as purple-ish was the favorite color of the Fifth Wife of Rabban Ankott, not the Seventh."

Tangeriamonds
"These gems are so named because of their tangerine color and their diamond-like shape. Unfortunately, they taste awful and aren't nearly as valuable as diamonds."

Amethysts
"This piece of mysterious substance is 100 percent Amethyst."

Jade
"A wise man once said: "Just find the Jade, and You've Got it Made!" Congratulations! You should be very proud."

Opals
"My ex-fiance once told me that giving your significant other an opal as a gift spelled certain doom for the relationship. I guess she was right. I recommend holding on to this for yourself."

Rubies
"Great! You found the rubies! Only 24,000,000 more and you can make yourself a pair of slippers so you can go home."