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Universal Discussion Board
 This is a universal discussion board, from which all empires can give any announcements to every other empire. This board is not under the control of any organised entity unlike the Seven Starr Alliance, Universal Alliance of Nations, or Intergalactic Federation, so that all empires can send and recieve messages here.

The universal discussion board is available on common hyperluminal frequency #97, subspace frequency #201, and common holonet frequency #1138. The primary communications nexus for the board is in the Sol system in the Plazith Rim; other relays exist in the Cyrannus, Forma, Ghelaxin, and Girdo Galaxies. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire 

The Sporemaster Civil War
"The Alliance has broken, and is now at war with itself. The Sporemaster Civil War has started, and we request aid immediately!"

- Evermind

''Greetings, Sporemaster Alliance! With our Reconstruction nearly done, our military is raring to have a go at someone. We will send 2 million soldiers to assist you. We will have 3 million in reserves to help if 2 million is not enough.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"Thank you, TIAF, for your aid. We will remember it, and once we have reunified ourselves we shall be at your service!"

- Evermind

''We are a nation for universal unity, and civil wars definitely don't help. We strive to protect other nations such as yours, and hopefully our troops will help turn the tide of the war. We are also offering refuge to civilians and extra ammunition and weaponry.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

''What caused this rebellion? Why do they wish to fight you while the Gigaquadrant is in such a fragile state? ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

"From what my bots overheard, they intend to use the chaos to their advantage, using the Xhodocto as a smokescreen so we can't beat them. Other then that, IDK what their fighting for, or why."

- Evermind

''If they don't tell us their reasons for war, then we can't have any sympathy for them, and any alliance that is a threat to you should probably be able to make public their intentions. So, on that note, would you like to accept our offer of quantum replication technology, Evermind? Also, am I right in assuming that you've abandoned your Tuuros colonies? Our HDS's haven't detected much activity there recently, and they've noticed quite a few of your ships leaving. ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

"Yes, we are withdrawing from Tuuros. We do not have enuff time and energy to continue their right now. And yes, we would love to have your quantum replication tech, that would be a great asset in the war."

- Evermind

"We fight because we wish to do more then just site around and talk. The Sporemaster Alliance was stagnating, and even with all the chaos occurring, they were not coming to a decision, so we made our own. Is that really so bad?"

- Dwary

Incoming Transmission from the Zaarkhun Consortium
"Greetings people of the universe. Allow me to, introduce myself. My name is Falrik Zaarkhun, commander of the great Zaarkhun Consortium. And let me tell you about us. We're not a gang of crimelords, or a mere swoop gang. We're a nation, self supportive in every way. We're not a bunch of nomads or warmongers- we watch wars. We influence their result. We're the Zaarkhun Consortium. Thank you for sharing your time, I'd like to meet you guys, you seem...wealthy... powerful....highly advanced in technology. So there you have it."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"We are disgusted by you. You call yourselves a powerful nation, yet you steal, smuggle and hide in the shadows! And make money from mere extortion? You are pathetic"

- Galot

"Hmm. I guess we won't become friends then."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"We have heard... rumours... of your Consortium, from the Ottzello Galaxy. What exactly is it that you want?"

- Emperor Tokzhalat

"Enough of your wild lies! Our people have already had enough of a pirate group trying to pass themselves off as good guys. As you have not wronged us yet, we shall remain neutral, but if you make any hostile movement towards us, believe me, you will not like it!"

- Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"People who lie so obviously should really just shut their mouths. We have an old saying among the Lost. "Best to be silent and thought a fool, then open you mouth and prove it." Someone who lies about something so easilly proven a lie, is not a person who we want as an ally. We would not hire nor ally you even if it killed us."

- Evermind

"Well, now this is interesting. The Sporemaster Alliance may be above hiring mercenaries but we of the Darkstar Alliance are not. After all, from one pirate to another, its rather fun to watch wars develop, and help them along every so often. So, how much do you cost?"

- Dwary

"What we want, great and proud Emperor, is nothing more than power. I want us to be a strong empire that will roam the universe unoposed. We just want to be like you, a great and strong nation, and what I want is power that is unimaginable, unimaginabale power that will benefit all of us. And Dway, our mercenary business is still, lets say, under construction. Although I could sparfe a small army for, say, 2,000,000 sporebucks? We're top dogs. And Lorrelas, why so sad? We arent just "a bunch of pirates" as you refer to us, no. We are much, much, much more than that. I'm sure we can, in fact, become friends... if you allow it. And Evermind, really? Hmm... I guess we won't become friends at all."

- Zaarkhun

"That would not be possible... It seems some rogue Vartekians reside within your consortium. If we are to see any of them we shall kill them on site."

- Admiral Votarah

Basic Rights are THREATENED!
"Help! The Tahar Empire is denying their citizens of the freedom of religion. Their law is that people must practice their religion at home and silently. A basic right is the freedom of open religion. In 2010, you were allowed to practice whatever you want openly. This is a right allowed to all; so we must bring the TAHARS TO JUSTICE!"

- High Priest Pepis

''Maybe you should bring this issue up with the Tahars themselves, rather than sending a call to arms to the rest of the universe. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire''

"Yes, it is kind of unnecessary, as discussing with the Tahar government would make it easier..."

- Admiral Arian

"I'm afraid its the 29th century in human standard calender. It is not any other empires right, to tell how an empire treats its own citizens. Most religion is banned in our coalition, and we're happy although some are accepted as long as it is quiet."

- DCP

"Perhaps the Tahar can't handle religion, perhaps it might collapse their infrastructure. Whatever the reasons, Pepis, you'll just have to accept it."

- DCP

"What the hell?! I will knock some sense into them!!!"

- Lieut.Adm. Benjamin XII of the BNSC

"Are you all stupid!?! In the history of the humans; 1800s their times; they accepted 10 rights in which the whole of the Pepia galaxy follows. This is civics!"

- Representitive of the Pepis Empire

"This matter is very un-political. You do realize that you are bringing up a topic in which does not concern us. It would be best to have addressed this matter with the Tahar themselves. It seem like you are taking offense to another races culture. For example we have not been so fond of the way your people do things. We have no religion ourselves either. I believe that this issue should have been kept to your selves or with the Tahar."

- Admiral Votarah

"Think of it this way. Tahars eventually conquer everyone; or at least the religious peoples. Kamik Shi is not worshipped. He goes on the attack. End of life as we know it. Buh bye."

- Unknown Pepian Priest

"Only the Cult of the Deathmarch worship Kamik'Shi, they are fanatics. Nobody worships Kamik'Shi, he will kill all regardless."

- DCP

''It is also the right of the Tahars to govern as they please. It is to our understanding that many religions of 2010 allowed their followers to worship and pray silently. Unless the Tahar are restricting which religion their citizens follow, we do not believe this to be a violation of basic rights.'' -Emperor Marinus IV of the TIAF

''We do not waste our time with either trifling matters like these or helpless little civilisations like yours. We suggest that you try and find a solution to your own problems, and attempt to meet with the Tahars in order to attempt to negotiate something instead of initiating an interstellar call to arms. Also, why are you bringing up matters of relatively ancient Earth politics? They seem to be more or less irrelevant to the "issue" at hand.'' - Salsetthe Republic

"Erm, if you do not waste your time with matters like these then why did you.... nevermind. Anyways, I believe it is the right of the Tahar empire to rule how they please. I may not like how the DCP rules its citizens (no offense, Emperor Wormulus), but I do not meddle with his affairs! If you want to change it, Pepians, you should change it yourself."

- Grand Admiral Aturox

Ugh, pepis, Did you really have to make a scandal about perfectly natural governmental rules? Here's our constitution for Mythological Beliefs:

1. The Tahar Empire is Atheist and shall have no religion. Citizens are taught from early age not to fall into religious beliefs, because they are illogical.

2. If a Tahar wishes to practice religion, he must do it outside the empire's borders, or at specially designated cities for such purposes. (There is only 1 - Ektokom, a domed city in Telkom)

3. Foreigners wishing to practice religion must do it at home and silently, and nobody must hear them.

We have these rules to maintain order in our empire. If religion was abundant, we'd have more wars than if we were all atheist. Just take a look at the Tex Federation or the Human Race of the 21st century for examples. We don't want terrorism. We are a survivalist race, aiming for near-perfection in our lives. Now, leave us alone, pepis. We don't want to negotiate!

- Emperor Horkarew of the Tahar Empire

"Hmm, what did i miss? Something about religion? The Lost think religion is a waste of time and effort. No no need to say we practice none. As far as we know, religion starts wars. The Tahar are allowed to govern themselves as they wish, it is of no concern of any other nation. If the citizens of the Tahar are upset about this, then they can ask for help themselves. You do not need to do this for them."

- Evermind

Xhodocto
''The Xhodocto have retaken Tuuros. Unsurprisingly, they managed to overwhelm our eight Hyperluminal Defence Stations, and presumably the few Sporemaster Alliance defences that remained there have also fallen. They did take heavy casualties, but we're not sure how many. Maybe a billion? Probably less. To be honest, we don't really know. All we have to go by are our pre-battle estimations, and whether or not our data from the battle itself seems to match them. But even if it were that many, and even if that were a significant percentage of their ships - and it almost certainly isn't - the vast majority of them were small fighter craft, and relatively few "superships" (maybe a few hundred at most, across the eight stations) were destroyed.''

''On the other hand, it shows that hyperluminal projectile technology may be incredibly effective, if it can be further refined... ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

''We suggest we take this conversation to somewhere less...public. While our civilisations may not like each other, we may have to work together in order to take care of this threat.'' - Two

"Hahahahahaha! Let our brothers destroy you! A thousand times over!"

- Zanu'Paxka Elite

"WHY DONT YOO SHUT DA HELL UP XHODIE LOSA IMMA SHANK YOO AGEN AN YOO WILL DIE ENNIT"

- A random Loron

"We didn't leave any defenses in Tuuros. The news that the Xhodocto have returned makes things in Campfree more urgent. So much for wiping out rebellion... Anyway, once we're done here we will try to aid you against the Xhodocto."

- Evermind

A New Alliance
''Hello, fellow enemies of the SSA... I am sending this transmission to you so that you too may join in on this opportunity. Have you noticed that every time we have lost, it is because we have been singled out by the allies of our enemies? Well, brothers, this is where it ends. We present to you a new alliance, a opposite force of to the SSA and the other allied organizations, so that we may unite together as one against those who dare war against us. Anybody is welcome to join this new alliance, so long as the current members approve of it. The name of this alliance is yet to be determined, but once we have gained enough supporters, we will deal with that matter. Decide wisely. And soon. SSA forces may very well be on their way right now to shut me up. Answer soon...'' -Commander Jaysmoth of the VFP

"Your organization will not last. There is more good in the universe then evil, so good will always win in the end. But be my guest and put all your eggs in one basket, hat way its easier to steal them."

- Evermind

''If any of our forces have any chance of getting you, then chances are that your proposed alliance will not last long against us either. ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

"I doubt that this organization will last, the majority of aggressive empires dislike outside influence."

- Apollo of the United Republic.

''Ah, Evermind! So long since I last heard from you! You are so terribly wrong, that it makes me want to laugh! There may be more good, but our small amounts of "evil", as you call it, are so incredibly powerful that you will not stand a chance! In response to your little idiom, here's what I have to say: Those eggs you're trying to steal are very heavy, and it won't be long until the farmers unite against you.

''As for you, Girdo Empire, the combined forces of our new alliance can very easily overpower you. Any rescue fleets you call for will find but mere ruins of your colonies. Watch. Your. Back.

''And, Apollo, your prediction will be proven wrong! This new alliance will not be encroaching on member empires' governing and affairs. This is a way to provide for the common defense of the nations so mercilessly trampled by empires such as yours.

''To my fellow brothers: Do not be discouraged by the threats of these empires. What they are trying to do is instill fear in our hearts and discourage us from banding together. That is because they are afraid of our power! Let us unite together and show them what we can really do! -'Commander Jaysmoth of the VFP

"Oh really? Well then, we will just increase our strength. Your little pockets of evil may be strong, but they cannot overwhelm the goodwill in the universe, at most they will balance it out. Not even the Xhodocto could withstand the combined forces of good in the universe, what makes you think you will?"

- Evermind

''The Girdo Empire is under our protection. It is you that will need to watch your back. ~ Tokzhalan Empire''

''We are not frightened of your little alliance. However, keep in mind, it is your kind of evil we despise the most.'' --DCP

"We will not join this alliance. It is my opinion my friends that an alliance of any sort needs a strong government body. One only has to look at the failure of the UAN and the IF."

- Calidusa

Xhodocto disappearance
''Hiya, guys! Erm... some of you sent some ships to Tuuros, right? Well, one of our scout ships was having a look at that galaxy, and there was this big dimensional disturbance, and... everything disappeared. It's as if all of the invading ships, the Xhodocto forces, and probably every hellspawn creature just dissolved. Do any of you have any idea what happened? ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"This really isn't a very good place to make such announcements which should belong on more classified channels. Anyway, from the information we've been getting, they're apparently non-corporeal beings now."

- Salsetthe Republic

''I don't think there'll be anything that can benefit from this information and use it against us, but I know you're always cautious, so I understand your concern. Anyway, non-corporeal? Hmm... I'm gonna need more Zxxon... and they're gonna need to learn more skills... ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

Attention! Don't let him fool you!
"Greetings, all! We are the Dracogonarious Empire. We came here to warn you all about a very important subject! If you see a green, reptile/bug-hybrid creature that looks like this, DO NOT let him come near your world! We don't know much about him yet, but he apparently controls a vast army of demonic entities, and plans on using them on the planets he can land on. If you get a transmission from this creature, we advise you to send him away from your system. You can also try to destroy him, but we haven't suceeded in doing that."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

"We have just recieved a very rude transmission from a creature that fits the description, here we will send you a data recording. He must be very intelligent, he did not fall to our trick, and he easily evaded our Level 8 Telepath."

- Captain Kobblermout, Yoburt Captain of the DCP

"Evaded telepathy? Then this creature must have some kind of evil powers. The threath is larger than we though."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

"Indeed, the DCP will be on high alert (then again, its always on high alert)."

- DCP

"We must warn everyone about this...except those Xhodocto guys, it would be amusing seeing two demonic armies fighting each other."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

Since you've posted this on the Universal Discussion Board, you have'' warned everyone, including the Xhodocto, not that warning the Xhodocto would stop the two armies from fighting. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire''

"WAT DA HELL?"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"That's quite a bummer."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

Why???
"Hello, I'm Diplomat Lezia, from the FRA. Recently there has been a lot of empires hating on me and the FRA, I have no idea why, we are bringers of peace, we only want to be friends with everyone, why does everyone have to be harsh on us? First there's those funny colored beings with huge heads, then there's those demons that blew up Ka'an, and there are many more hating on us, I have no idea why! We only want peace, not hate. Why can't we all live in global Peace?"

- Diplomat Lezia from the FRA, saying a New year's speech (402 KRE)

"Don't be sad, they don't hate you. They just hate peace in general."

- Captain Jerkon of the Dracogonarious Empire

"(All You do is make peace, call others cute, and pet, not knowing the fact that they might be evil and destructive, this is called Foolishness, You are foolish, You are stupid, I hate You already, many hate You, Your race is only a disease that spreads the petting to the universe, if You do not stop this then We will...)"

- Unknown Source

"I just want to ally you, strange being! You see, everyone? I don't know why, but everyone keeps hating on us! This is bad! My Race is scared and frightened and I don't want our species to end! I'm scared! Can't we all just get along?"

- Diplomat Lezia

"Just be happy this isn't even half as bad as what MY species had to go through."

- Ms.Pepis

Okay, Lezia, those'' anonymous beings hate you personally. But the others you talk about - the Loron and the Xhodocto - no, they will not have peace with you. And do you know why? They are alien. No concept of "peace" exists in their minds, as they are created for war and destruction alone. They both have allies, yes, but only civilisations who can provide something that they want, and this usually involves the slaughter of others. You can ally with the rest of the universe if you know how to, but some species will not and cannot listen, for the mere idea of peace hurts them as much as the thought of war hurts you. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''



"(I have had enough of You AFR Freaks or something! YOU ARE FOOLISH CREEPS! Death is the only thing We want! AND YOU WILL DIE! Your close-minded race has to be destroyed, YOU MUST DIE! DIE! NOBODY WILL BE SPARED! NOT EVEN YOUR YOUNGSTERS! YOU SHALL MEET YOUR DEATH! IF NO ONE ELSE WILL STOP YOUR RACE! THEN WE WILL! WE SHALL PURIFY YOUR WORLDS! YOU ARE A DISEASE IN THIS UNIVERSE! PREPARE FOR DEATH! AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!)"

- Unknown Source

''Oh, thanks. I spent ages preparing that speech, and then you go and drown it out will all that shouting. Seriously, calm down. Stress is bad for you. It raises your blood pressure considerably, severely increasing the risk of coronary heart disease. Well, I suppose you're aliens, so that might not apply to you, but... erm... my point still stands, okay? Now, Lezia... just look at that little speech of mine again, and bear it in mind for the future. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"YANNO WHY? COS YOR A LOSA AN A DUMBO WIV NO LIFE AN NO FRENDZ GO TA HELL MAN"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"There's a lot of what we could say to you. You persist on becoming allies with the most feared beings in the omniverse, And you fail to see the fact that beings such as yourself are simply the most vulnerable race in the Gigaquadrant. And trust me when I say this, the Xhodocto hate everything which doesn't think the same as them. So does most other races in this Gigaquadrant. It's fairly funny as well, the Xarik-Radux are from another Gigaquadrant and they know you're annoying. That or its the Crystallines. Or the Loron. No wait...the Loron are illiterate. Maybe the Xhodocto. And yes you do creep out everyone with your sub-mortal attitude to everything. Try to ally us and we'll annihilate your Galaxy...that is if the Xhodocto don't do it first."

- Vi'Navitum

"SHUT UP STOOPID VEREZAPH OR ILL SHANK YOO DUMBO GET LOST MAN GO HAV DINNA WIV YA BOYFRIENDS DA XHODIES"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"I keep trying to explain to her OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, but she barely listens. I bet she paid almost no attention to what you all said. Meh."

- Emperor Ko'han of the FKA

''Don't worry; if she complains again then I think we'll all just ignore her. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"(And who is this, of the Same Race as Her, that AFR Idiot, a Rebel? I guess? and the Other Race? Who know our names, We are puzzled, and We come from a different universe, not in the same universe as You other Beings, but anyways, KILL THE AFR! WAIT! KILL THE FRA! PURGE THEIR WORLDS! SPARE NONE OF THEM! NOT EVEN THEIR YOUNGSTERS! I AM GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO KILL! AND ITS THEM!)"

- Uknown Source

"It is our belief that many in Asgord's history had been brain damaged, destroying their sense of danger (possibly in the war they had). It seems not all, some Asgord have found logic. There is nothing wrong with seeking peace, but it cannot always work.  In the best interests of YOUR species Lezia, I would butt out of alien activities and their agenda."

- Admiral Horlin of the DCP

"Ok, Mazipnos, I'll be more watchful."

- Diplomat Lezia (She will forget his speech within a few days when Kezoreg is born)

"(Alright, Listen YOU IDIOTIC FRA FREAKS! WE SHALL COME TO YOU, SLAUGHTER YOU, DRAIN YOUR PLANETS DRY OF RESOURCES THEN PURIFY THEM! ANY SURVIVORS SHALL BE GIVEN TO THE FKA! AND ANY PLANET THAT WE WISH NOT TO MINE WILL BE GIVEN TO THE FKA AS WELL! NOW PREPARE FOR A WORLD OF PAIN! WE'LL HURT YOU! AND TREAT YOU CRUELLY! DIE!)"

- Unknown Source

"Hey, ah, Lezia, you do realise that most of these guys are right. Most races aren't intereested in an alliance, and of the ones that may be, you're annoying the heck out of them with your attitude. Nobody really hates you, instead they hate what you do. And also, don't come crying to us when you bring this sort of thing on yourself. Oh, and congrats on the kid. He only summoned an undead invasion and all."

- Admiral Kaios

A Speech from the KGGC President
*The speech is first spoken in KUL, then in English*

"Hello, Happy new KRE Year, 402 KRE. Now, as you may know, we, the Kraw Galaxy Groxic Colony, also known as the KGGC, became independent from the Grox Empire many months ago. Thus, we have discarded 75% of our implants, and we adopted a lot of Kraw Culture, even the Language. Now, we just wanted to announce ourselves to the entire Universal Community so everyone wouldn't confuse us for the Grox Empire. 3 things distinguish us from that "Krawnawful" Empire. 1. We speak KUL before we speak in "Anglish". 2. We have fewer implants. 3. We have a shoulder pad with the KGGC Flag. take a look at it. Normal Grox have neither of these things. So, now you know us, and we would like to meet you. How are you all?"

- President Ekrixx of the KGGC

"(And who is this Grox Empire You speak of?)"

- Unknown Source

''Hi! Erm... the Universal Discussion Board's relay stations have automatic universal translators; you only need to give your speech in a single language. Just for future reference. ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

''Hello, KGGC! It's good to see more Grox factions throwing off the tyrannical rule of the Grox Empire. Why, in our own galaxy, we have a pocket of peaceful Grox that separated long ago, and now they are our allies. You are peaceful, right?'' -Lieutenant Samenor of the TIAF

"We are True Neutral, TIAF."

- President Ekrixx

''Very well then. If the Grand Assembly approves of it, I do believe we shall be allies. Be sure to come by sometime and visit your far-flung brothers and sisters in our Galaxy; I'm sure they'll be excited to see you!'' -Lieutenant Samenor of the TIAF

"(If this Grox Empire is a Mechanical Race then they are Freaks! Mechanical Freaks! and any Machine Race is an ENEMY! if anyone allies with an Enemy then they ARE an ENEMY! Darn Peacemakers! War and Death shall await...)"

- Unknown Source

''I am not even going to bother responding to that... ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

"Lord Unknown, what you did is called "Racism". It is very wrong and I insist you shut up. As for the TIAF, thank you very much, I heard you are also allies with the FRA, we are also allies with the FRA. Interesting..."

- President Ekrixx

"(YOU SHUT UP SLIGHTLY MECHANICAL FREAK! YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY SUCH A THING? ARE YOU THE ONE WHO RULES OUR RACE? ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HAS THE RIGHT OVER US? YOU DON'T! I SHALL NOW ASSURE THAT YOUR RACE, A PATHETIC DISEASE SHALL BE DESTROYED! YOU WILL SEE THE SKIES BLACKENED AND THE GROUND AND SEAS COLORED WITH YOUR BLOOD! AND SPACE FILLED WITH THE WRECKED REMAINS OF YOUR SHIPS! YOU SHALL SEE THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED A GREAT MISTAKE, YOU MESS WITH THE WRONG RACE, DIE!!!)"

- Unknown Source

"The KGGC has gone and angered us more. They are a weak splinter faction that has dared to retreat from the Grox Meta-empire, dishonouring our war. Our relations remain the same against Grox and Groxids, the DCP will not rest until every one of them is dead!  We don't even need to declare war, we are war regardless of their personality."

- DCP

"(I agree with You, whoever You are, are You guys called the DCP or something?)"

- Unknown Source

"What? What did we ever do? We are followers of true neutrality, and now you declare war on US? What? We are not evil like those "Krawnawful" Grox! They are the evil ones, not us! Calling us evil despite of our personality is RACISM. Think about it."

- President Ekrixx

"(You dare ever mention that word again You impure scum... *clenches Fist in anger* WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU! WE HATE YOU ANYWAYS!)"

- Unknown Source

"Racism has no meaning in the Delpha Coalition! We will wipe out the scourge that plagued us for so long, the DCP will dance on their dead worlds and sing warsongs of victory for millenia to come!"

- DCP

"Haha, these "unknown sources" are the biggest jerks we have ever heard about. And boo! Didn't expected to see us here, right?"

- The Marinoxidiz

"I'm sorry, but we will not declare war on you. You are actually an amazing civilization, and I don't want any hardships between the two of us."

- President Ekrixx

"(YOU INSULTING MECHANICAL SEA GIANTS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HOUSE XARIKUZ OR WHO ARE THE XARIK-RADUX! YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT US! WE SHALL PURIFY YOUR WORLDS, I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!)"

- Unknown Source

"Oooooh, shut up already."

- The Marinoxidiz

"You putrid, insulting, monstrous, hideous and ugly Mechanical Sea Freaks, You insult Us? We shall make You die, I dare You to mention "Jerk" again... I don't care if You Freaks are so Huge, and You don't know much about Us, You don't know much... and We did not even come from this Universe, We will purify Your Worlds if You dare try Us... You taunt Us? You taunt Us? You Mad? WE'RE MAD! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE KGGC! YES! I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR FOUL WORDS! I WONDER HOW FOUL, DISGUSTING AND BAD IS YOUR BREATH IF YOUR WORDS ARE ALSO FOUL! Dare again... Dare..."

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr (Name finally revealed)

"Who might you be, Marinoxidiz?"

- President Ekrixx

"You never heard of us? Empire created by the Grox, terrorized worlds, was destroyed in a big war in the core. Previously known as Marinox... Really? You make us sad."

- The Marinoxidiz

"We never heard of you until now... Would you be interested in an alliance, that is, if that doesn't bother you?"

- President Ekrixx

"Actually it does bother us. You know, we have a simple yet heavy "kill everyone you meet" policy. If you want to know more about us, you ask either the Dracogonarious or the DCP."

- The Marinoxidiz

"Allright, how do we contact the Dracogonarious to ask for more info?"

- President Ekrixx

"We are here, you can ask all you want to know. And Marinoxidiz, get out of here! You shouldn't even be here in the first place!"

- The Dracogonarious

"Shut your trap, crocoface."

- The Marinoxidiz

"2 Questions: 1. Why do they have this "Kill everyone you meet" policy? 2. Do they have 0% of concepts of peace?"

- President Ekrixx

"The Marinoxidiz are an insane species of monsters created to destroy all kind of competition in their path. The only way of befriending these things would be befriending their leader and master, and his location is currently unknown. But trust me, you won't want to ally with them. They would most likely invade your worlds and devour everyone than be friends."

- The Dracogonarious

"Thank you for the info. We might tell the Iteok they are food for them. Iteok love conquering."

- President Ekrixx

"When we are finished with the Grox scum, the Marinoxidiz are next!"

- DCP

"We can gladly help you destroy the Grox scum, bugface. We always though you looked silly. The Grimbolwhatevers at least."

- The Marinoxidiz

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH MECHANICAL SEA FREAK!

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

"No you."

- The Marinoxidiz

'JUST WAIT FOR HECK TO RAIN! WE'RE NOT JUST GONNA' SIT HERE AND RANT AT YOU IN ANGRY MESSAGES! WE'LL FIND YOU! AND DESTROY YOU! AND PURIFY OR, AS MOST OF YOU SAY IT, GLASS YOUR WORLDS! AND WE'LL DO THE SAME THING TO THE KGGC TOO! BECAUSE YOU ALL THINK YOU ARE THE KINGS OF THE UNIVERSE! YOU CAN'T MAKE US BOW DOWN TO YOU!'

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

"Haha, and they say we are evil."

- The Marinoxidiz

''Don't shout so loud. I think my eardrums burst, and I don't even have eardrums. I have edited the records so that anybody looking back on this conversation is spared of the same paradoxical event. ~ Commander Atirieil of the Girdo Empire''

"SHUT UP! I'D REALLY LIKE TO CUT THE TONGUE OF ANYONE WHO MAKES A RACIAL INSULT AGAINST ME! SO WHAT?! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ANGRY! SO JUST COVER YOUR HEARING SENSES AND IT WILL BE FINE! WE'RE NOT GOING INTO THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN"

- Zerkruztozrokr

FRA - Concerning Safety
"Well, greetings mortals. And immortals if you are watching. I am Ni'Samyriat Cho-Kn'Hni'Lo, or if you want to put it simplistically, Commander Choknhnilo. This is probably going to cause a lot of uproar here, and so we are prepared for your response. This is concerning the safety of Diplomat Lezia Ipevreia of the Friendly Republic of the Asgord. Or FRA. We are not concerned with what would happen to her considering she's immortal and therefore cannot die by any means necessary. Its about what is surrounding her current whereabouts. As she is in Tantalus, she is nowhere near safe from some threats which just appear out of the darkness. Of course I presume you know what I am talking about. For as long as she exists among others, she is more than vulnerable to attack from forces such as the Loron, House Xarikuz or even...them. We'll keep that name down so that they don't track us. Or this channel will not be safe from them. So, towards the subject. I propose that, for her safety, and the FRA's safety, that she should stand down from her position as official diplomat. And nominate a new one. For her saftey, she should hide under the protection of us, or another powerful species. So, mortals and immortals, any thoughts? One thing. Declare war, you will be annihilated instantly. We're not in the mood for a war."

- Ni'Samyriat Cho-Kn'Hni'Lo, Vi'Navitum Commander

"Wha? Lezia is the Greatest Diplomat in the FRA! She has allied many empires! Even evil ones, such as the Iteok and the Zazane, and nice ones, such as the Kraw, the UNO, and the Vyroni'Nazryds! She is just amazing! Since other empires hate us for no reason, they attack us. And I think they're jealous of our number of allies. Well, now, bye. Lezia stays as official Diplomat of the FRA."

- PM Kala'talia of the FRA

"She's good. But days away from death and your galaxy days away from being erased by demonic clouds. Your judgement fails incredibly, mortal. For her life and what your galaxy has she will stand down."

- Vi'Navitum Commander

"WAT DA HELL"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Wha, Navi?"

- PM Kala'talia of the FRA

"The reason other empires hate you is because your ignorance! Lezia does not even bother learning the customs of other races as far as we can tell because if she did then she would know that her 'petting' was sexual harassment in our culture! She better stay away from ULE space, in fact the whole FRA better stay away!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"Be careful with your words, Asgord. Your deprivation of intelligence does not humour us."

- Vi'Navitum Commander

"*Cries*"

- PM Kala'talia from the FRA

"We would be glad to bring Lezia to a secured facility in the URC, she will be taken care off. I am sure she would love it here. This is for her own safety."

- Apollo

"The only way to protect her is to get her away from us! Lock her away in some cell, starve her, and he experience will have her scarred for life; she'll never both us again. Otherwise, we will be forced to take action."

- Kralgon Emperor

"*To the URC* Yay! Lezia would love staying with the best empire in the Universe!"

- PM Kala'talia from the FRA

"*To the Kralgon* That's horrible! We will never do such thing!"

- PM Kala'talia from the FRA

"Just keep her away from us or Lezia, along with the whole of the FRA will pay...the price!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"Well, we all have to do horrible things to get somewhere, I'm afraid. If you don't, then I'll see to it myself. That, or I'll release a huge gang of Loron, equpped with our weaponry to ensure it happens..."

- Kralgon Emperor

"Mama good mama dipmat. Wat bat me, ickle Kezeg?"

- Kezoreg Breek on Lezia's computer

"Oh, URC, help us!"

- PM Kala'talia of the FRA

"So you think this is how you treat someone who only wants to do good, Lezia will be kept safe on Orbispira."

- Apollo

"You better hope the URC swines help you!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"Good, thanks. Let her stay there for a month. In the meanwhile, Gol'taus will take her place. He's 34, and reads a ton of books about Aliens. I wonder if he's good enhough for diplomat..."

- PM Kal'talia of the FRA

"You either agree, FRA, or I will MAKE you agree. And Apollo, that is a pathetic idea. Giving her what she wants won't lead anywhere. Give her too much, and she relies on too much. Take everything from her, and she'll adapt. Mentally. And hopefully her pathetic behaviour will stop. If you do keep her safe, ensure she is locked away, not fed and has no access to any form of socialising. And is instructed by a mental instructor to get her damned head straight. It's annoying. She may wish to do good, but all she does is annoy."

- Kralgon emperor

"Wat bout me, ickle wickly Kezreg?!"

- Kezoreg Breek

"Yay! I get to stay in Orbispira! Thanks, Prime Minister! I'm taking Kezoreg with me!"

- Diplomat Lezia of the FRA

"No you are not. And if you are, that is, if the URC comes to some sense and agrees, you will not enjoy it. If not, well, we'll have to capture you... and do it ourselves. As well as, you know, severely damaging the URC to the point they won't dare threaten us."

- Kralgon Emperor

"Well, be careful mortal. If word gets out that your son is with you in Orbispira then Orbispira will be under threat of being wasted by black clouds."

- Vi'Navitum Commander

"Kralgon, hurting our people is not nice at all. Maybe you can mentally correct Lezia, but don't hurt her too much, she's innocent. Also, she's already agreed to go to Orbispira, anyways."

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

"Hurting your people is actually the best thing we can do. You'll actually thank us later, when not everyone totally detests you. And just because she's agreed, it doesn't mean that's what's happening... and we will hurt her as much as we need to, maybe a bit more than we do. Oh, and she can do without those demon powers too. We'll research into that. Even if it is her decision, I won't give her the opportunity to decide. She either gets what's good for her, or remains an enemy of everyone."

- Kralgon emperor

"The universe isn't nice, Gol'Taus. The strong take and the weak die!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"I'm so confused with all this... I only started today..."

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

"Well said, ULE! Hear them, FRA."

- Kralgon Emperor

"The Kralgon wish to attack the URC! Ha! An attack like that may prove more... suicidal then you plan Kralgon. I recommend you calm down and take your bottle."

- Apollo

"Whatever happened to everyone being nice to us? Ever since the Xhodocto invaded Ka'tenes we've been suffering a lot..."

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

"Kralgon you better learn not to announce an attack like that! It is a very foolish battle tactic!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"He is acting like a stubborn little child."

- Apollo

"Oh, you're making threats now? Calling ME a stubborn child? We'll see who's acting smug when we have left a mark on your so called 'grand republic'. Calm down? THAT IDIOT makes no one calm! If you agree to us, we MIGHT just leave you alone. Refuse, and watch your precious Orbispira become corrupted by dark Gyronic! If you'd had accpeted alliance and AGREED to us, that wouldn't have happened. And ULE, we are aware that, in normal circumstances, it would have been an awful idea. But no, we have no fear. They either agree, or Cyrannus becomes Kralgannus, and Kraw Galaxy becomes Kralgon Galaxy!"

- Kralgon Emperor

"Actually it wasn't a threat, it was an insult. It appears that I hit a nerve, like a child the Kralgon through a temper tantrum when they don't get their way. Also, you aren't very imaginative when it comes to names are you? Whats next, the Kralkey Way?"

- Apollo

"*Laughs hysterically* The URC may have target practice!"

- Anonymous United Lanat Empire general

"This is pathetic. You underestimate our powe- *crkkkrkr systems malfunction* just be quiet and we may *crrkkkrr thought pattern disrupted. Program requirements not met* leave you alone *cckkrr system repair complete. Warning,life forms have detected kralgon thought pattern* Just forget it. You'll learn in time..."

- Kralgon Emperor

''“What...Asgord. What have you done!? This channel is no longer safe! The Xhodocto can infil --”''

"Now, thanks to your unintelligent Asgord Diplomat we are now able to infiltrate this channel. [Laughs]...I think the Asgord are now in more trouble than ever before..."

- Unknown Xhodocto

"I appprove the destruction of all things Lezia-related."

- Captain Karnak

"And who might you be?"

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

"Ohh, no one, just the big boss man of the MARINOXIDIZ."

- Captain Karnak

"Oh, hello. I am Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA. I want to know your culture a bit better. Ok?"

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

"It's not of your damn business. We want this Lezia characters head, we can't take her stupidness anymore!"

- Captain Karnak

"Why is it not of my buisness?"

- Diplomat Gol'Taus of the FRA

"AH GET LOST XHODIE BOY GO BAK TO YA GIRLFRENDZ DA VEREZAPH LOSAS"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Ooooh, shut the creep up."

- Captain Karnak

"At least we didn't eat ours."

- Xhodocto Commander

"Oi xhodie boy ya talkin al like yoo is tuff now? Come den get om down to da ottzello galaxy yanno where dat is? Bring all of yor boyz I will bring all of man and Imma bang da lotta yoo out. An Karnak I WASNT FLIPPIN TALKING TO YOO LOSANSO SHUT UP"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Boo f***ing hoo."

- Captain Karnak

Oh, good''. We're on the verge of another intergalactic war. Just what we need. That was sarcasm, by the way. Or reverse psychology. I'm not sure of it myself. But still, getting back from Bladework training to find that threats are being thrown around the universe by pretty much everyone isn't very nice. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"Eh, good luck with that."

- Captain Karnak

''Good look with what? Oh, whatever; I'm going now. There's a teledrosaurus I have to defenestrate, and given that I'm on a ship in the vaccum of deep space, that requires a lot of preparation. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

''Why would you want to defenestrate a teledrosaurus in the first place? ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire''

''Long story. ~ Emperor Mazipnos''

"Lezia... LEZIA?! The very mention of that name and the very sight of Her makes Me want to PULL OFF MY HEARING FEATHERS AND RIP OFF MY EYES! Why wouldn't She shut up? or DIE?! OR BOTH?!"

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

WAT DA HELL
"SO FLIPPIN SUCK of all dese dumbos bein weird in da ooniverse. Get flippin ova yaselves, losas."

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Trust me. I know. These mortals are on average pathetic."

- Kralgon Emperor

"KRALGON yor one of dose peepul so get dat messij down losa."

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Have you forgotten who has enslaved you? Have you forgotten who defeated you? I gave you the privelidge to have individual thought, and if you abuse it..."

- Kralgon Emperor

"DEN WAT"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Forget it. You're to incredibly stupid to talk with. I'll let these idiots discuss with you."

- Kralgon Empire

"Good lord, what language is he speaking?"

- Captain Karnak

"GET LOST MAN I WASNT TALKIN TO YOO DUMBO AN AT LEAST MY LANGUIJ ENT A GEEKY LANGUIJ LOSA"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Trust me, Karnak, you don't have to keep him as a slave."

- Krlgon Emperor

"You are way too silly-looking to be taken seriously."

- Captain Karnak

"LIKE YA FACE"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Silly looking big headed bug!"

- Captain Karnak

"Ah shut up man I ent talkin to yoo yor an idiot"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Run away like the coward you are!"

- Captain Karnak

"Why don't You Lorons be the ones to shut up? We're at war with You already anyways, but why don't You just sit back and work for Your Kralgon Masters? We've got bigger game to go hunting after anyways."

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr

Dei'Ar Destroyed
"Welcome, sentients of the Universe. I had bad news. A nation I stood and fighted for, Dei'Ar Theocracy, has fallen. I survived, but what I am without my species? Furthermore, I have seen strange, alien essence around our ravaged home. It could be Xhodocto or something as powerful. I have even found their telepathic messages, but they cannot be translated...*transmission ends*"

- Fleet Commander Lupercal

"This youngling is misguided... we didn't died... death is only a start... of the path... absolute purity is what after it... We are Eola'Nar. We are the Legion. We are strong. We are many. Never forgive. Never forget. That's special for Deathmarch *speaks something on Ancient Shadow Tongue, mentioning God of Punishment and marriage*"

- Sanktanaar Telfar

"They are gone? Rest in peace, allies. We never had a chance to know you, but we liked you anyway..."

- Captain Jerkon

"Eh, who cares?"

- Captain Karnak

"Thats very sorrowful... you can always try cloning yourself and altering yu genes to create females and males again, or use DNA to create more copies. Or you can come to Teron and join with the Worldforest Mind, I'm sure it would love to learn all about your species."

- Metamind

''Dei'Ar, we already have nanotechnology-based devices that can perform the same functions as the Metamind mentions, and do so as perfectly as if it were natural reproduction; if you want to use it, we can give it to you immediately. As for what your nation should do now... maybe you can join our group mind, as I'm sure your religious knowledge will help our theologists greatly in their studies. Alternatively, we can help you to set up a "Temple of Spode" institution, which will be an international religious organisation instead of an empire. This way, your culture will not be destroyed by a simple war, and you can spread your religion across the universe peacefully and without people viewing it as an attempt to assimilate their own civilisations. ~ The Emperor of the Empire of the Girdo Galaxy''

''The loss of the Dei'Ar is terrible, and there loss will be felt throughout the Universe. One of the first to encounter the Xhodocto, we along with the Cianju Alliance and the DCP fought against them in the Tigris War and laid the foundations of the Onuris Alliance. Now without our knowledge and others they were let to be destroyed. Sadly, this event show exactly the current state of the Universe, of the original G8 the Dei'Ar (formerly Masaari Crusade or Church of Spode) and the Federation of Coreworlds have both vanished from the Universe, and the Vartekians have betrayed the G8 and attacked them. We believed things would go better after the War of Ages, but instead it seems the Universe is plunged into a worser state then before the War of Ages. One can only wonder now, what can we do about it?? Rambo Senate out.''

Grox Resurgences
''We have realized that the Grox may have been in a tactical retreat a few months ago (DCP time) raAther than being pushed back and have strng holds is the unknown regions of the Gigaquadrant. They have a large fleet that is as advanced as ours now and they are back whether we like it or not, they are out to cause trouble, as we have seen recently. Unfortunately a strike is not possible due to their concealed and heavily gaurded locations, all we can do is try to pin point when and where their fleets might strike next. But our intelligence has determined they are everywhere. I hate to admit it, but perhaps they never got pushed back all along, I feel almost as if they are choking us out of the shadows. I'm pretty sure the general peoples are very aware of the Grox as with the now confotmed sightings of the their new ships such as the Super Dreadnoughts or Star Destroyers, that is why this has been transmitted to all channels. We think the Grox will not plan an open invasion, instead they are being cleverer than that. They have developed and aquired some new technologies, just be aware.'' --DCP

"We wiped out the Grox once before. We can do so again, if it becomes necessary. Obviously, we would rather not wipe them out again, even they deserve a chance to survive, but if it gets to an "us or them" situation, well, we don't intend to die. We will destroy them as necessary. Thanks for the heads up about the new tech though, we haven't had a Grox ship in Drenol for hundreds of years."

- Master General Jo

''We had a reported Grox attack in the Bunsen Galaxy, and new intelligence suggests that they've set up a stronghold here. We have managed to hold them back, but we do not have the power or resources to completely eliminate them from our galaxy. We are caught in a stalemate. However, we predict that the Grox will be resupplying and reinforcing their Bunsen Galaxy outpost soon, so that may be a good opportunity to weaken Grox forces in the Bunsen Galaxy. (Note that we are referring to the main Grox Empire, not the Bunsen Grox Republic native to our galaxy)'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"Master General Jo, the fact of the matter is that the Grox have advanced greatly in those hundreds of years. We have realized that the Grox have pretty much spread about the universe, but in certain galaxies they are less or more powerful. In the Milky Way, we presume they have existed for at least a few million years, perhaps far longer in the order of billions similar to the First Ones.  We fought them hundreds of years ago until their space became our weapons testing ground, but only in the last few months they have been pushed out we presume completely by sheer numbers of the Milky Way.  We believe they do not deserve a chance to survive unless they have defeated us, which they still haven't.  Remain vigilant, and do not underestimate them, as they are not all equal in every galaxy."

- DCP

"While we respect your opinion, DCP, the Nobi do not like to annihilate other species. We have done so in the past, and found the world empty and dull without anyone to oppose us, to force us to grow stronger. It nearly destroyed us. We will not wipe the Grox out, no matter what. That much, we have learned. If the Grox come back to our galaxy we will push them out, we loath them more then any other species, besides the Veridini, but we will not actively hunt them down. They will come to us, eventually, and we may as well meet them on home turf, instead of on their home ground. That way we know the starscape, know whats easy to defend and what should be avoided. *Chuckles* We could go after them, but it would be a waste of resources right now."

- Master General Jo

"Grox? GROX?! GROX?!! We must slaughter them! MERCILESSLY! They are too dangerous to be kept alive! And simply fighting them on Your own territory will not destroy them completely! This threat must be wiped out in every single galaxy or gigaquadrant! I'd say We march to them and slaughter every single one of them! I don't care about how powerful they are! We have killed Grox in Our past before! And they fell like an entire hive of Rarkruzokrz to a Mix of deadly Chemicals and Our poison! I don't care if they advanced or something but THEY MUST DIE!!!! ALL OF THEM! LETS SPILL THEIR GUTS AND RIP APART THEIR CIRCUITRY!"

- Zerkruztozrokr of House Xarikuz

Strange space-time alterations detected
"Greetings, everyone. We came to warn about something we detected near the Milky Way Galaxy. It looks like space-time is being altered in there, like it's getting "ripped" by something. Kida like something is trying to create a portal in there. We think it might be a good idea to evacuate all sentient life from the region and study it. We don't know if these alterations are dangerous or not."

- The Dracogonarious

"Errm... We don't know anything about it!"

- The Marinoxidiz

"I don't know what it is, but it's no match for the Mighty Iteok Khereg!"

- Emperor Toragh 9 of the Iteok Khereg

''There will be no problems with evacuations; there are no inhabited planets of which we are aware within the fifteen parsec alert range of the anomaly. We should perhaps begin to study it as soon as possible... preferably using hyperluminal instruments from a safe distance. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire''

"Until we can be sure of what is that, we better not approach it."

- The Dracogonarious

A Transmission...
"Hello? Anyone here in this Universe? Anyone worthy, perhaps? We are the Tyrek Empire, we recently had a mass expansion to relieve our overpopulat- Why am I talking to myself?"

- Diplomat Jynon of the Tyrek Empire

"Greetings, Tyrek Empire. We are the Dracogonarious, and we welcome you to our universe. Enjoy your stay."

- Dracogonarious Empire

"Pffff."

- Marinoxidiz Empire

"Dracogonarious, thank you. And Mari... "Marinodzixin", what was that?"

- Diplomat Jynon

"Ignore these Marinoxidiz, they are a bunch of jerks."

- Dracogonarious Empire

"Indeed. How's this Universe doing?"

- Diplomat Jynon

Great job, DCP!
"Look, we may be a rather "new" face in here, but we aren't stupid. We know history. And we know about the Quantumhorde. But look what we have here! The Quantumhorde is apparently free! And everyone here knows how dangerous this Horde is. Now, I may ask you all. Who trapped the Horde before? That would be the DCP... but now, they are back, and they aren't doing anything! Why didn't they attacked the DCP after being free? I will tell you why. Because the Horde is being controlled by them! Yes, they are nothing but a weapon being controlled by the DCP all this time! Very smart, you bug heads have our applause."

- The Marinoxidiz

"We must agree with the Marinoxidiz, they have provided the growing evidence that the DCP use the Quantumhorde has weapon for their manipulative ways. I say we must blow the whistle, we know what the DCP are capable of! Boycott them!"

- Conspiracist

"*Laughs uncontrollably* First the DCP destroy half of a nation we never even heard of, then they humiliate the Kraw, and now they use nanobots against others! Hah! I can't take this laughter... I'm glad we allied with you. Would it be ok if we allied with the DCP?"

- Emperor Toragh 9 of the Iteok Khereg

"DCP, if this event turns out to be true, then the Kraw People will most likely vote in 404 KRE to end our alliance."

- Emperor Varkeos of the Kraw Empire

"The evidence is right there! The recent attack on Bralo was directed. And the Quantumhorde are currently stationbary, as if awaiting command.  Either it was a weapon all along or the DCP have taken control of it!"

- Another conspiracist

"This is not evidence that we have taken control of the Horde. Yes we covered them up lately, but this was to stop panic, especially in times of war. We have several enemies, perhaps they are under control but it is not our doing.  Perhaps it was another programming anomaly, they are constantly mutating, perhaps they had evolved another swarm intelligence, or maybe one of our enemies is using them somehow.  We are at war, remember.  Do you really think spreading your fear is very helpful at this time, selfishly forcing it on the general populous who are less knowledgable, at these dire times?"

- DCP

"Information is meant to be shared, but I'm sure your facist ideals means you don't understand that. Why have they not attacked you then, if they had evolved intelligence? You were its main enemy"

- Conspiracist

"That is the stupidist question I've seen today. They have attacked us, just not this time, since there are hundreds of billions of targets in the Milky Way alone. Even if they had become intelligent, why would they take revenge?  Their intelligence would be vastly different, and if they just evolved it they wouldn't remember!  You have played straight into the Marinoxidiz fingers"

- DCP

"This is... interesting. We, the Meta, beleive that there is good in everyone and everything, but even so, your actions will take a lot of good choices to make up for them. Concerning something as dangerous as this "quantumhorde" you should have alerted everyone immediately of the situation. We never contacted this "DCP" and I doubt we will now, after hearing this."

- Metamind

"Well well well, so this "DPC" is willing to destroy entire empires simply because of their appearance, eh? Fools, we shall not let this go unchecked. Use of nanotech in warfare is forbidden in the Nobi Nations, and it should be forbidden universally, its to dangerous. I think you should be punished for your crimes of nanotech and racism, both of which are stupid and improper for an organization of your size and advancement."

- Nobi Nations

"Yeah! That's what we should call them! "Delpha Pawn Coalition"! It fits them well!"

- Emperor Varkeos of the Kraw Empire

"You cannot hide it anymore, DCP!"

- The Marinoxidiz

"Well, considering how quickly the Marinoxidiz jumped on the DCP, this could very well be a set up by them, and they could be the ones behind the quantumhorde's escape and strange actions."

- Nobi Nations

"Huh? We aren't advanced enough for such a thing."

- The Marinoxidiz

"Indeed Metamind, this is a policy we have always adopted until now, but nw times have changed. The Horde keep coming back, and this is a time of war. We cannot risk putting more panic and confusion on our allies.  We after all, accidently set this upon the universe, we should deal with it.   And to the Nobi Nations first message, before making such a claim, perhaps you should research this Nanohorde, you have barely stepped out of your galaxy, if you had, you would realize we have been punished, one which we gladly accepted in respect for the civilizations whose prosperity have been ruined.  The Nanohorde were simply material converters, replicating on old materials to help colonize, but it only took one to mutate and spread like a technological cancer.  It was unlucky that they managed to assimilate FTL technology, which is why everyone is skrewed.  True we are advanced, but such microscopic enemies will go unnoticed. However, it attacks us with no distinction between DCP systems and any other. But to your second comment, yes, this is a better assessment. To Emperor Varkeos', do you not realize that is a compliment? And finally to the Marinoxidiz, if you are so unadvanced then how could you have enough information to claim such a thing on us?"

- DCP

"This does not concern us, but maybe if you would stop fighting among yourselves and instead find a way to put an end to this horde would be more helpful? Just an idea from a third party."

- United Lanat Empire

"Well...we...erm...Gaaah!"

- The Marinoxidiz

"From what we see, DCP, you have indeed been punished for your... mistakes. It appears we were incorrect on a few points. And its not like we haven't made our own mistakes in the past. We should not have been so rude, it is not a good way to make friends. We apologize for the foolish comment, we should have read up on it, but as you said we are new here and haven't had time to catch up with everything yet. As for the Marinoxidiz, is that "Gaaah" an official admission of guilt, or a cry of frustration?"

- Nobi Nations

"War or not, hiding something as devastating as the nanohorde, in any form, is wrong. You put all nearby empires in danger, and prevented them from being able to respond in time. What if the nanohorde had attacked a planet? Oh wait, it did, and you could have helped that planet avoid attack by simply warning the nearby empires of what had happened. Instead you kept it hidden, and because of that you endangered those near the incident. That was not the best decision you could have made, but we understand why you made it. Don't make a habit of it, you will gain no friends that way. Now, lets put all this behind us and move on with out lives."

- Metamind

"That is okay, representitive of the Nobi Nations, we accept your apology. Now to the Metamind. You do not seem to understand how uncontrollable the Quantumhorde are.  There is not much we, you or anyone else can do, even if we released this information immediatly, what good would it have caused?  They have very powerful defensive capabilities and are nearly impossible to contain.  This has been proven on many occasions, first with help of the Xhodocto and Galot, we made an effort to trap them in a wormhole leading out of the universe, but they were released by Tricarrion.  Next, during the War of the Apocalypse that started shortly after, the Quantumhorde invaded Inferno Realm and assimilated some Xhodocto Quantum technology.  And guess what they evolved into next?  They became so tiny, they existed under the Uncertainty Principle, and became "quantum".  Now due to their superpositional state, we can never destroy them without some certainty of some surviving. Due to Quantum tunneling they can penetrate any barrier or shield, and due to Quantum entanglement, influence each other on the other side of the universe instantaniously. Luckily one of our scientists discovered that by freezing them into Near-Absolute zero Condensates, they merged into "superatoms". From all the mass consumed, if we did this to enough, they would collapse into black holes. We achieved this goal, by help of the Tier 0 Taldar civilization. We didn't expect some to boil off and settle into safe orbits around the black holes, gaining enough energy to escape. Basically, telling everyone doesn't make the situtation better, it causes panic, believe me. We will deal with the horde, it is our thing to fix."

- DCP

""We didn't expect", ha, famous last words right there. Those are going in the joke books, right up there with "oops" and "I'm sure its the red wire". Anyway, what I don't understand is why you didn't warn everyone when you found out the Horde had escaped. That was the main issue. As to how to beat it, why not create a more controlled version of it? Or, for that matter, another uncontrolled version, then they will fight each other and leave us alone. Think about it, two massive quantum hordes battling for supremacy, neither ever able to defeat the other. That way they would be to busy destroying each other to bother weaker species like us. Of course, there are flaws to that, and it would be much easier to just send them elsewhere. Maybe create some kind of portal to some other universe, preferably one without anything living in it. Just some ideas, mind you. I'm sure you tried your best, but it seems your best wasn't good enough, so now you have to get better. Nothing like a good challenge to get those creative juices flowing, right? But enough of this, we have no argument with the DCP, at least, not right now. Good Luck with your Horde, if you want to send some colonists to Wental, we'll be happy to house them until your sure its "safe" back home."

- Metamind

"Hmm, we tried the portal idea too. Also, the idea of creating an anti-horde just will not work, in fact it might promote an evolutionary response from either, through competition. You see the horde replicate at a faster rate than the thought processes of nearly any sapient or postsapient."

- DCP

"-whistles- Well, it looks like you got yourselves into quite the pickle, doesn't it? This is why all gobbler nanotech is forbidden in Wental, to prevent some foolish case of "malfunction" from getting out of hand like this. Well, its seems I misjudged you, DCP, you really have tried most everything you could think of. Its times like these I'm glad we don't have any major colonies in the Milky Way. I wish you luck with your battle against the quantum horde, from the entire Meta species."

- Metamind

"It was a cry of frustration! You are dead, hear me? DEAD! ALL OF YOU!"

- The Marinoxidiz

"Well now, how is that going to get you friends?"

- Metamind

Tremble, for I have returned!
"For billions of years, I have been trapped in another dimension, feeding from your dreams...Have you ever had nightmares? I caused them! And now, after waiting so long, I am back to this universe and I'm ready to have my revenge. And your pitiful Vida'Rra aren't here to stop me anymore... I have created the Marinoxidiz to be my main soldiers in my path of doom, and they will now purge this universe in my name! All will be possessed by my Spawn, those who oppose will have their worlds destroyed! It's only a matter of time before this universe turns into A SECOND HELL. I have overpowered the Marinoxidiz with my entropic energy, and I will do the same for their allies! There is no way of stopping me from achieving my dream of universal domination! Prepare yourselves! LET THE SECOND WAR OF BLACK FOG BEGIN!"

"Interesting... to bad we can't dream because of our link to the Worldforest Mind, if we could then our dreams would have made you a better person. We will, of course, oppose you, but in a passive manner. We wish you the worst luck possible, and hope you can be taught how to build as well as destroy."

- Metamind

"So it was YOU who gave me that nightmare when I was 5! Your a monster, you know that? I'm horrified of clowns, and you had them flying across the sky and shooting lasers out their noses! Jerk! To bad we're occupied, It would be a great pleasure to get revenge for that nightmare. Anyhow, think you could wait a few years before you arrive, so we can finish up with the Cyrannus War?"

- Nobi Nations

"Haha, no."

- Shu'ulathoi

"Meh, no harm in asking, right? Well, in that case we're just gonna have to stay out of it, for now. Why do these wars all happen at the same time???"

- Nobi Nations

"You cannot escape from me!"

- Shu'ulathoi

"Maybe, maybe not. Either way we're busy right now, so your just going to have to wait your turn I guess..."

- Nobi Nations

''Oh boy, a guy that causes nightmares. Whoop-de-frickin'-do. You know, in the TIAF, we have medicine for that kind of stuff.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"You cannot cure death."

- Shu'ulathoi

''Oh no! Nightmares that cause death! We're all doomed! Seriously, dude, try all of the bad dreams you want, there ain't no way you're conquering the universe by giving some people nightmares.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"Are you an idiot? Do you even noticed I have an infinite ARMY OF DEMONS?"

- Shu'ulathoi

"Infinity is a rather large number for an army so obscure, you might want to recount."

- Salsetthe Republic

"Wait, you were responsible for the nightmare with Angazhar and the waffles? I was shaky for weeks afterward! But aside from that, the GIE will battle your forces to the bitter end! You will not be able to defeat the alliance that resists you!"

- Chief Ambassador Carillion of the GIE