Fiction:Second Borealis Galactic War/Know Ya Enemy

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<!--- An ordinary day, in a typical Loron city school. When school ended, the Loron joined their gangs and set out into the city to see who next to rob, steal or fight, or which bar to hang out in. However, one Loron walked home on his own. ? - ''skools borin man lots of dum peepz an teechas an nuffin interestin ta do He walked down the typical ally to his home. Everything was quieter than usual, and he felt uneasy as he walked the dirty streets to his house. ? - ''dis feels dum man i wanna get home fast Suddenly, several Loron in the same patterened clothes - ''clearly part of a hang, shoved the lone Loron against the wall on the ally. One of the Gang, the largest and wearing a bandana, yelled at him. Loron Gangboss - ''HUR GRATZ'KAOZ. YOO FORGOT TA GIV ME YOR LUNCH MONEY TODAY. Gratz'kaoz - ''LEEV ME ALON MAN Loron Gangboss - ''GIV ME YOR MONEY AN I MITE FINK ABOUT IT The gang punched him in the face repeatedly. Gratz'kaoz - ''OW OW FINE HEER TAKE IT The Loron Gangboss took the money, counted it to ensure it was correct. Loron Gangboss - ''GOOD. YOOV REMEMBERED DAT I CHARG INTERES WEN YOO FORGET. The Loron Gangboss gave hm a final punch and ran out into the crowd. bbl yoo bak yeh just a sec im discussin sumfin wiv xho kk np Gratz'kaoz cried and ran away home the fastest he could. Gratz'kaoz - ''LOSAS...ONE DAY YOR GONNA B SORRY... Gratz'kaoz returned to his own clothes, to see more graffiti written on it. A Loron graffiti writer was hanging around, nearly finished writing something. Loron Graffiti writer - ''OH. YOR HEER. I FORT I WULD B FINISHED DECORATIN OR HOUSE BY NAO (is this writer friend, enemy?) (enemy, he's dissing Gratz by drawing graffiti on his house) Gratz'kaoz - ''MA HOUS MAN WAT DA HELLS WRONG WIV YOO Loron Graffiti Writer - ''SHUT UP MAN I FORT YOO WAS TOO NICE TO CARE? HURHURHUR MAN. HAV YOO EVA REALISED? NO ONE LIEKS YOO!! Gratz'kaoz - DATS NOT TRU STOP BULLYIN ME Loron Graffiti Writer - IT IS TRU MATE... HOW COM YOR NOT IN A GANG WIV DA PEEPZ WHO STILL YOO FINK AR YOR MATES? IDIOT Gratz'kaoz sniffed and looked down. He knew the graffity writer was right. Loron Graffiti Writer - ''YEH DATSRITE. AN BTW YA REALISE IM DOIN DIS FER DA BOSS NOT TA DISS YOO? Gratz'kaoz - ''wat? Loron Graffiti Writer - ''CANT YA REED? The graffiti read "This house is now for sale." Gratz'kaoz - ''wat da hell? mai house eint fer sale Loron Graffiti Writer - ''IT IS MAN DA OWNAS DED. IN DIS CASE YOR DAD. Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT?! Loron Graffiti Writer - ''YOR DAD TRIED TA FITE DA PEEPZ BULLYIN YOO BUT DEY BEET HIM UP SO NAO DIS HOUSE IS FER SALE. I RECKON YOOV GOT 2 DAYS TA LIV HEER BEFOR ITS GON. Gratz'kaoz - ''DIS CANT B HAPPENIN...MAI DAD WUS MAI ROLE MODEL HE WUS DA SIKKEST... Loron Graffiti Writer - ''YOO LOOK UP TA SOMEONE WHOS BODY IS NAO ON DA STREETZ WIV BLOOD? MAN... YOR AN IDIOT. ITS FUNNY YOO DUNT RAP LIEK DA PROPA BOYZ YOO MAEK BEETZ AN MAKIN BEETZ IS A MEKKAS JOB BUT YOR TOO DUM TA DO DAT. I SWER I HOP DA NOO PERSON LIVIN HEER IS SIK Gratz'kaoz - ''JUST SHUT UP MAN (we gotta move the plot forward now) (yeah, i was planning too, now he's said everything) Loron Graffiti Writer - ''WELL IV WRITTEN IT. CYA LOSA. I HOPE I DUNT SEE YOO THO HURHURHUR The Loron Graffiti Writer ran off to do his next job. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat am i gonna do nao... Gratz'kaoz ran into his room, crying. (dunno what to do now) (ok let me) Gratz'kaoz arrived in his same old room, which unlike most Loron, was clean, with little clothes, little weaponry, and a computer. Gratz'kaoz cried, but then stopped. He clutched his fists. Gratz'kaoz - ''FUK YOO. FUK YOO ALL. YOR GONNA FUKIN DAI!!!!!!!! Gratz'kaoz saw visions of the gangs who attacked him, the people ridiculing him and everyone, and punched them. He was, in fact, smashing up his own house. The visions stopped when he fell to the floor of his rubbled house.

Norol - ''Ok, check. Gratz'kaoz? A Norol was checking Gratz'kaoz and other Loron into an orphanage. The other Loron around him were clearly aggressive, and had all signs to show that they were far from ordinary Loron. Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT Norol - ''Say yes, to register yourself. Gratz'kaoz - ''YEH Norol - ''All right. Gratz'kaoz was escortd into the orphanage, but to humans, it'd appear more like an asylum. The building looked menacing, possibly due to the angry faces drawn on it, and the spikes of metal. The orphaned Loron outside were all fighting, with the Norol doing nothing to stop it. It was a Loron city... but in a more cmpressed space. There was blood even on the outside of th building. Gratz'kaoz just walked through it, quiet. ? - ''Oh look, we've got a new one. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat Gratz'kaoz looked and saw a Loron shorter than him, whose skin was darker than everone else'. He talked far more sophisticated to the others. Gratz'kaoz - dunt botha me ? - Oh me? Well if I'm gonna bother you... you really should check out the others. They don't take kindly to new orphans at all. Especially if they were reliant on parents for survival and sad after the parents recently died. Gratz'kaoz - ''...nevamind soz. can i stay wiv ya? ? - ''I suppose you can. Gratz'kaoz - ''dats sik. im gratz'kaoz man wats yor name? ? - ''My name is Zr'An'Kar. Yes, my dad named me after the God of War himself, as my 'gift', or 'curse', reminded him of the God of War. And this- Zr'An'Kar pointed to a pair of eyes which changed to a Loron - ? - ''is Knar'thil. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat wus dat bout? ie he one of dese sneekas? is Zr'An'Kar - ''That's correct. The two of us only survive because of how we work together cunningly. But we need a, "strong" member to truly survive, and I can definately say you are. brb Gratz'kaoz - ''i fink im gonna liek bein wiv yoo two Zr'An'Kar - ''Maybe so. But, we must be going. You ought to settle into your new home. Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh Gratz'kaoz walked into his home, ad was confronted by another Loron larger than himself. Loron Gangboss - ''YOO ALLRITE? YOO NOO HEER? Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh im noo Loron Gangboss - ''OK. DUNT YOO MESS WIV US OK? Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh yeh Loron Gangboss - ''HMMM I CANT TRUS YOO The Gangboss punched him in the face. Gratz'kaoz - WAT DA HELLS WRONG WIV YA Gangboss - YOO IS The Gangboss' gang arrived and all punched him, then checked his pockets for cash. Gangboss - ''NO CASH? YOO KNO WAT WE DO TO DAT... The Gangboss punched him harder, and the whole gang smashed him against the wall. (how about Gratz'kaoz gets super angry and kills the gangboss, then goes psycho on the others?) (yeah) Gratz'kaoz - ''im tired...OF BEIN BEETEN UP Gratz'kaoz let out a massive punch which sent the Gangobss flying. Gangboss - ''...SHIT MAN. OH YOO WANNA BRING IT? COM DEN The Gangboss all got up, and his gang watched, rooting for him. Gratz'kaoz - ''IM TIRED!!!! OF BEIN BEETEN UP!!!! In a mindless rage, Gratz'kao attacked the Gangboss violently, even for a Loron. Gangboss - ''ARGH SHIT MAN I GET DA IDEA Gratz'kaoz killed the Gangboss, then grinned at his gang. Gratz'kaoz - ''IM GONNA FUK ALL OF YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYO UP (lol wat) (random Y spam) The Gang ran away. However, meanwhile, Knar'thil, who had watched, returned to Zr'An'Kar. Zr'An'Kar - ''What did you see? Knar'thil - ''dat guys mental man no jokin Zr'An'Kar - ''What did he do? Knar'thil - he ripped dat doods leg off den choked him wiv it Zr'An'Kar - Excellent... I want his rage and strength to be built up. Spread word to all the gangs in here that Gratz'kaoz should be their biggest enemy... and I know that you can think of many reasons. Knar'thil - ''i can sneek an make peepz believ it wus his fault an stoof Zr'An'Kar - ''Yeah... stuff like that. Or just tell all the gangz that the noob is someone they should watdch out for; mentino a newbie and a name in the same sentence and something will happen. Knar'thil - ''yeh man leev it ta me Knar'thil saw a gang assembling in th classroom, known as the Badgangmanz. Knar'thil killed one of the members, took his clothes, and disguised as part of the gnagz, then met up in their meeting. Badgangmnz Boss - ''so wats happened today besides da robbery an da shankin? Knar'thil - ''oi boos deres dis noob dood Badgangmanz - ''deres lots of noobz man Knar'thil - ''yeh but dis eint liek dat uvas. yoo kno dat uva gang ova dere? he killed deyr boss Badgangmanz - ''dunt lie??? so hes tryna act all sik??? Knar'thil - ''yeh da losa Badgangmanz - oi so he shuld b settin up his room nao tomoz surprise him k? Knar'thil - yeh Badgangmanz Boss - ''OK. IMMA WERIT UP DA PLAN. OR FORC DA SOCIAL WORKA CHIKZ TA DO ONE FOR ME. YOO LOT GET SOM REST FER TODAY. Gang - ''YEH
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Fre'kloar - ''call me dum... but i jus gained a lot of respect fer ratz Jol'kiar - ''i rememba him tellin me bout dis Fre'kloar - ''oh yeh? so wat happened next? Grak'tona - ''OI. WHOS DIS GEEZA AGEN? Fre'kloar slapped Grak'tona. Fre'kloar - ''DIDNT YOO REED DA FILES ON HIM? Grak'tona - ''NAH REEDINS DUM Fre'kloar - ''I FORT YOO WAS DA KING. Grak'tona - ''AN DA KING SEZ DAT REEDINS BORIN Jol'kiar - ''SHUT YA MOUF. WAT HAPPENED NEX WAS...
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Gratz'kaoz woke up to the soumn of an alarm bell. A norol Social Worker came in. Norol - ''Hi... you need to report downstairs to eat breakfast. Gratz'kaoz - ''SIK MAN FOOD Norol - ''Yeah, the other Loron seem to love dinner times a lot... Gratz'kaoz - ''im so hungry i culd eet an epik whole hur Grtz'kaoz walked downstairs, and sat down next to Zr'An'Kar and Knar'thil. Zr'An'Kar - ''Hi mate, you all right? Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh Zr'An'Kar - ''Great. It's breakfast time, so you should be careful. Gratz'kaoz - ''bout wat? Zr'An'kar - ''About, erm... food fights. Suddenly a Loron from the Badgangmanz table stood up. Badgangmanz Boy - ''OI LADZ LETS EET NAO ENNIT? Gang - ''YEH They went to other tables and pucnhed other Loron. Zr'An'Kar - ''Well, eating time in ehre means... eating other Loron. Knar'thil - ''dem badgangmanz seem to b dominant... i swer dere names dum it maeks no sens Gratz'kaoz - ''hurhurhur... Suddenly a Loron Boss from the gang walked up to Grtatz'kaoz and shoved him off his seat. Badgangmanz Boss - ''SO YOR DA NOOB CAUSIN PROBLEMZ? YOO BETTA STAY OUTTA OUR WAY Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT DA HELL LEEV ME ALON Badgangmanz - ''I WILL IF YOO LEEV US ALON. K? NAO GIMME YOR PORSHONS OF FOOD AN IMMA LEEV YOO ALON Gratz'kaoz - ''BUT IM HUNGRY MAN I NEED DESE Badgangmanz - ''TUFF Zr'An'Kar stood up and stared at the Badgangmanz oss and boyz. They all suddenly got scared. Zr'An'Kar - ''I wouldn't advise that... Badgangmanz Boss - ''err ok ok boyz lets eet our own food The Badgangmanz Boyz sat down, and the fight settled completely. Gratz'kaoz - ''woah man dey chikened out quik. how did yoo do dat? Zr'An'Kar - ''They either naturally get scared of me, or I make them with mind control powers. Sall I show you why they're all scared of me? Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh sur Zr'An'Kar, from a distance, raised the Badgangmanz Boss in the air, shocked him with what appeared to be lightnnig, transformed him into a turtle, then struck him harded with lightning, and killed him. Zr'An'Kar then reversed the damage. Gratz'kaoz - ''wow...dats da sikkest fing eva Zr'An'Kar - ''It's nothing.
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Later that day, Gratz'kaoz was in class. Zr'An'Kar was not in the class, and the Norol teaching could barely control the class. Norol - ''Ok, what is the answer to this question? Gratz'kaoz? Grakz'kaoz - ''hur idunno Norol - ''Answer the question, now! A Loron sitting next to him showed his clothing, and he wore the same patterns as the Badgangmanz gang. Badgangangz Boy - ''GIV HIM A DETENSHON MAN HE WASNT PAYIN ATTENSHON Norol - ''Erm... Gratz'kaoz, detention. Gratz'kaoz - ''AW COM ON The Norol transported Gratz'kaoz to the detention room. When Gratz'koz entered, he saw no paper writing at all. In fact, the only writing was in blood. The Norol shut the door behind him, and Gratz'kaoz was alone. Gratz'kaoz - ''lame Gratz'kaoz walekd forward, but then was spoken to from behind. Badgangmanz Boss - ''heya homie... The Badgnagmanz Boss got down from the ceiling. Badgangmanz - ''DERES A MILLION REESONS I SHULD FITE YOO NAO... NAO GIMME A REESON I SHULDNT Gratz'kaoz - ''ERM... Badgangmanz Boss - ''YANNO WHAI IM MAD, DUNT YA> Gratz'kaoz - ''NO MAN Badgangmanz Boss - ''COS FANKS TO YOO MY DAD IS DED. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat da hell? Badgangmanz Boss - ''YEH DATS RITE. REMEMBA ME? Gratz'kaoz remembered him; he was from the gang that had beaten him up and robbed him shortly before being transferred to the orphanage. Gratz'kaoz - ''hows yor dad bein ded mai fault man Badgangmanz Boss - ''ITS SIMPL. I BEET YOO UP YOR DAD GOES TA BEET UP MY DAD. SO I AVENG MY DAD AN KILL YOR DAD. Gratz'kaoz - ''...SO IT WUS YOO WHO KILLED MY DAD Badgangmanz Boss - ''YEP. NAO IMMA EITHA BEET YOO UP LIEK I USED TO BEFOR DIS PLAIC AN LIEK YOR DETENSHON IS MENT TO B... OR JUS KILL YOO LIEK YOR DUM OLD DAD Gratz'kaoz - ''AN YOO KNO WAT IM GONNA DO? IM GONNA END YOR FUKKIN FAMILY NAO Gratz'kaoz attacked the Badgangmanz Boss. The Boss retaliated by grabbing Gratz'kaoz, kicking him against the wall and consistently pucnhing him, reminding himself of the days he used to rob Gratz'kaoz this way. Gratz'kaoz turned around and punched the Boss in the face, and then grabbed him by the legs, swung him around and threw him away. Badgangmanz Boss - ''man how da fuk did yoo get betta Gratz'kaoz simply roared in rage. The badangmanz Boss watched as Gratz'kaoz charged furiously forward towards him. He jumped over Gratz and kciked him, then kicked him harder, getting him on the floor. The pain merely enraged Gratz'kaoz more and made him stronger. He grabbed the Boss by the neck and threw him against the floor as well, jumped on him and broke one of his arms. Badgangmanz Boss - ''FUKIN HELL The Boss swung aroun d with his beter arm and threw a hard punch at Gratz'koz head. While it knocked Gratz'kaoz badly, the boss was hurt himself. The boss jumped and threw all his weight onto Gratz'kaoz. (can we kill the boss now?) (kill? i think jus make him look dead, i want him to return later) (hur fine) Gratz'kaoz dodged, and the Boss fell down. Gratz jumped into the Boss's head the hardest he could, until he eventually got tired. The Boss was heavily hurt and wasn't moving anymore... At that moment, a Norol arrived. Norol - ''You've beaten him? It seems then that your detention is... finished. Gratz'kaoz said nothing, and just exited the room. Loron - ''oi gratz did yoo kill him... gratz? A group of three Loron were outside the room, and had eagerly awaited what would happen. Gratz'kaoz - ''only one of us came out of dere...wat do ya fink ya idiot Gratz'kaoz kept walking. Loron - ''man he klled badgangmanz boss... wot Loron 2 - ''dat noobs sikka dan i fout man Loron - ''trus but lets not pretend badgangmanz wasnt a noob onc Loron 3 - ''yeh dats tru Loron 2 - ''wait wait wot do yoo kno bout badgangmanz??? Loron 3 - ''yeh? Loron - ''errr i dunno The second Loron's skin colour seemed to change. It was Knar'thil. Knar'thil quickly stabbed the third Loron and shoved the first Loron against the wall to interrogate him. Knar'thil - ''tell me all yoo kno bout badgangmanz rite nao...

Fre'kloar - ''woah man dis explains whai gratz is all pissed off all da tiem Rel'larutina - ''It's funny; for once, I'm the one not paying attention to everything. Jol'kiar - ''dat wus jus da start man. fings get a lot mor interestin afta dat... Grak'tona - ''meh mai stories moar interesti Kal'kuir - ''SHUT UP MAN ALL YOR STORIES BOUT SUM DUM "ABOMINABUL SNOW LORON" OR SUMFIN LIEK DAT Grak'tona - ''DIS ONE EINT. I WAS BORN YEH I WAS BORN INTO A RICH FAMILY OF KINGS... (can we have a tiyn Grak'tona story for lolz?) (lol sure)
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Grak'tona was sitting on his throne, next to his father, Gral'nako. Grak'tona - ''oi dad how long befor im king man dis is borin Gral'nako - ''shut up yor not redy (just a sec) (aren't Loron born when a Chik eats their dead dad?) (in most cases, unless the dad is a killa loron) (hur awkward loron stoof) Grak'tona - ''omdz man Grak'tona was taken by the snow guards to find out his next mission. He walked through the palace made of ice bricks and was presented with pizzas. Several Norol ran up to him screaming "we love you Grak'tona!" and Loron wlaked up to hi giving him free bling. He then arrived at the baracks, again made of ice bricks, and talked to the general. Loron General - ''YOR MISHON, GREAT SON OF DA KING, IS TA GO DO DA IMPOSSIBUL TASK... Grak'tona - ''NUFFINS IMPOSSIBUL TA ME MAN I IS DA BEST Loron General - ''OH BUT YOO SEE. YOO MUST KILL DA ABOMINABUL SNOW LORON OF DA SOUTH. FINK YOOS UP TO IT? Grak'tona - ''DA HELL? DAT BIG WHITE DOOD? BUT HES SCARY AS HELL MAN Loron General - ''SHUT UP MAN Grak'tona was escorted out into his magic royal sports car that ran on magic pizza, and zoomed off in one second to the Abominable Snow Loron. Grak'tona used his magic shield of royalty...ness... and slashed it, killing it with one hit. Norol Princess - ''Oh, Grak;tona, I love you! Take me away...?

Fre'kloar - ''WAT. DA. HELL. Drizz'pyrokirk - ''NAH MAN DATS ALL LAIS I WUS DERE DAT DAY TOO YOO RAN AWAY CRYIN AN YELLIN FER YA MOM Grak'tona - ''DEN YOR MEMORY SUKS Jol'kiar - ''DAT NEVA FUKIN HAPPENED MAN. NAO SHALL WE GET ON WIV DA STORY PEEPUL CARE ABOUT? Voa'reak - ''YEH AT LEEST GRATZS STORY HAS SUM SIK FIGHTIN MOMENTS Knar'gank - ''i wanna kno wat happend to ma grandad.

Many years later, Gratz'kaoz was now a Betta (adult) Loron. As usual, he met in the canteen to eat dinner. Every Loron avoided the table, because of the three who sat there, the most scary people there. Zr'An'Kar - ''We're ready to start the riot, Gratz'kaoz. Gratz'kaoz - ''bout time. i been plannin dis fer a dozen months nao Knar'thil - ''ok imma get in da posishon It was all as planned. Knar'thil would kill the Loron Troopa in the canteen, signaling the fight. Zr'An'Kar would disable the weapons of all other Loron Troopas looknig after the orphanage, adn teh orphans would take over the place. Everyone anticipated the moment.... And the Troopa fell. Zr'An'Kar - ''Ahah! Zr'An'Kar, using his powers, destroyed the electricity of the building and used flames to light the way for everyone. But now, the Troopas' weapons wuldn't work. Gratz'kaoz - ''OI BOYZ. DO YOO WANA SMASH DIS PLAIC> All Loron - ''YEH Gratz'kaoz - ''DEN JOIN ME It was a massacre. Loron Troopas everywhere were dead,a dn the building was being smashed slowly by raging orphans.

After about 30 minutes of fighting, the building was destroyed. Gratz'kaoz - ''FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM (hur hur hur http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/31/Demoman_battlecry01.wav hur hur) As if to prove him wrong, Gratz'kaoz was punched by a large Loron in mafia uniform, and several Loron Troopas arrived with heavy machine guns, mowing down the raging orphans. Gratz'kaoz - ''UNFAIR MAN YOO GOT SIK GUNZ The figure kicked him. Gratz'kaoz saw... it was Zr'Ahgloth. Zr'Ahgloth - ''I WAS ON VACASHON HEER AN YOO FUKIN KIDS RIOT AN I HAV TA DEEL WIV IT. FUK YOO> Gratz'kaoz - ''OI OI WHO DO YOO FINK YOO IS? I MAY NOT HAV GUNZ BUT I GOT BIGGA FISTS DAN YORZ YA PRIK Zr'Ahgloth - ''DO YOO REALIS WHO YOR TALKIN TO??? Zr'Ahgloth picked Gratz'kaoz up and threw him. Zr'Ahgloth - ''I MAY B YUNG BUT IM STILL TUFFA HUR Gratz'kaoz - ''wat da hell? ya piked me up liek I wus nuffin...WHO IS YOO? Zr'Ahgloth - ''IM DA PROPA BIG BOSS OF DA LORONZ. DATS WHO I AM. I JUS TOOK OVA DA PROPA BIG LORON EMPIYA AN M GONNA MAEK CHANGS. I WAS GONNA ABOLISH ORPHANAGS BUT TO DO DAT I HAV TO KILL EVERY ORPHAN BEFOR SETTIN NOO SYSTEMS FER NOO ORPHANS. Gratz'kaoz - ''SHUT UP MAN YOR NOT KILLIN MA BOYZ. IF YOR RELLY DA PROPA BIG BOSS DEN RELEES DOSE GUNZ AN FIGHT ME PROPA Zr'Ahgloth- ''SUR WHAI NOT??? Zr'Ahgloth punched Gratzk'kaoz, flinging him across into the flaming building. Grat'kaoz was in agony, but then was pulled out and taken somewhere else. Gratz'kaoz passed out, unconscious. ??? - ''Gratz'kaoz, wake up! Gratz'kaoz found himself surrounded by two Loron, one was Zr'An'Kar, the other was a Loron only just younger than him but older than Zr'Ahgloth. Gratz'kaoz - ''wah...wat happened man? ? - yoo was knoked out man i saved ya Zr'An'Kar - That blasted Knar'thil betrayed us... He was working for Zr'Ahgloth! I knew I shouldn't place my trust in the most infamous sneeka I know. Gratz'kaoz - ''dat thico wus stronga dan anyfin i hav eva seen Zr'An'Kar - ''Zr'Ahgloth? Yes.. and considering he's quite a bit younger than you. He seems to have perfect Loron genetics, and somehow his body doesn't age much... Anyway, Knar'thil was working for Zr'Ahgloth. I don't know what for, but I do know that we must now be on the run. Gratz'kaoz - ''dats one fing i forgot ta plan befor we made da rebellion. wheres we supposed ta go nao? an whos dis dood agen? he said he saved me? ? - ''yeh Gratz'kaoz - ''who is yoo? ? - ''ma names Jol'kiar man. im an orphan Gratz'kaoz - ''Jol'kiar? neva seen yoo bak at da orphanate ? - ''im noo i lost ma dad man Zr'An'Kar - ''Gratz'kaoz, one thing... surely you enjoy your way of fighting? Gratz'kaoz - ''COURS I DO DATS A DUM QUESTION Zr'An'Kar - ''You should take some extensive martial arts training. There's a tutor I know on another planet, if you want, I can teleport you to him. rbb Gratz'kaoz - ''meh. fine Technobliterator is now Away. Technobliterator is now Online.

? - ''ALL RITE. LETS GO! Gratz'kaoz was in martial arts training with 6 other Loron, looked afterby one coach. The coach walked up to Gratz'kaoz. Martial Arts Coach - ''yooz doin well gratz. i heard tho dat yor on da run? Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh Martial Arts Coach - ''dunt worry i ent a snitch i wonttell of yas... but who yoo runnin from? Gratz'kaoz - ''frum zr'ahgloth Martial Arts Coach - ''dafuk man wat did yoo do??? Gratz'kaoz - ''I DID NUFFIN MAN HE JUS CAME IN AN KILLED ALL MA HOMIES Martial Arts Coach - ''Zr'Ahgloth dunt kill fer no reeson man. ino he ent bin rula fer long but ino dat he dunt do dat. do yoo hav any parents? Gratz'kaoz - ''nop. dey got killed by sum dum gang yeers ago Martial Arts Coach - ''ah... so yooz an orphan? was yoo in an orphanag? Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh. it sukked so we blew it up hurhurhur. an den zr'ahgloth came in Martial Arts Coach - ''zr'ahgloth hates da orda around da loron plaics. orphanag is part of dat so he wnts to destroi dem an forget da orphan concept- ''ya dad dies den too bad. so hes gnna kill all orphans Gratz'kaoz - ''hes a losa Martial Arts Coach - ''rite den. REMEMBA FOCUS YA POWA INTO DA HIT. AIM FER DA WEEKNESS> EVALUATE OR OPPONENTS MOOVS LIEK LORON IS MENT TO DO. YOO GOTTA B FASTA. YOO GOTTA HAV DA TECHNEEK AN DA FOCUS. YOO GOTTA HAV DA POWA!!! The Martial Arts students were given several metal test dummies. Gratz'kaoz attacked the dummies like the Coach instructed. Martial Arts Coach - ''hmm gratz... yoo hav a distinct style betta dan da ovas yors is jus straight on rage an yoo let evryfin out. but yor focused dat way. dats sik. let da rage driv yor mind to da goal. also yor mind powa... ino loron hav strong mentalist powas but yors is ikka dan all of us... dafuk man i fort yoo was nice wen yoo was a kid? Gratz'kaoz - ''i used ta b. den i lost ma parents. NOW ALL I WANT IS EVERYUN FUKKED Mrtail Arts Coach - ''sik... After every dummy was destroyed, all the 6 Loron trainees were put into battle. Coach - ''RITE DEN. YOOV BIN TRAININ FER DAYZ AT DIS. NAO I WANT YOO TA TAKE EECH OVA OUT. Gratz'kaoz - ''HURHURHUR WHOS GONNA DAI FURST? Grtz'kaoz fought them all. After a fairly short fiht, each one was dead. Coach - ''dafuk... wen i sed taek dem down i jus ment knock dem out... shit son yor sikka den i eva expected Gratz'kaoz - ''HURHURHUR. WAT? YOR ALL DED ALREDY? MAN HOW BORIN

Several years later, Gratz'kaioz had been in multiple competitions under the same coach. Gratz'kaoz had far exceeded his coach' expectations, and now it was timne to battle for the ultimate title - ''Da Propa Sik Blakk Belt of Fitin. Coach - ''YOO BIN TRAININ HARD FER DIS. BY NAO DA TECHNEEKS AN DA SPEED JUS COMES NATURALLY. YOOZ A LORON AN YOOV GOT FITIN IN YA GEENS. ALL TRAININ DOES IS GET DEM OUT AN MAEK DEM WAYY SIKKA. Gratz'kaoz - ''DA BELTS ALREDY MINE. JUS DUNT KNO IT YET. (hur) (hurhur) Coach - ''YOR UP AGENST MA FORMA PUPIL... HE FORGOT HIS OWN NAEM. HES CALLED... BADGANGMANZ. Gratz'kaoz - ''WAAAT?! Coach - ''BADGANGMANZ. HES DA SIKKEST FITA - APART FROM YOO - DAT IV EVA SEEN. YOR UP AGENST A PTTY SIK FOE... wat man yoo kno him Gratz'kaoz - ''DAT MUTHAFUKAS DA ONE WHO KILLED MA PARENTS MAN. WE HAD DIS FIGHT IN DA ORPHANATE YEERS AGO I CANT BELEEV HE SURVIVED Coach - ''OH. SO IT WAS YOO HE TALKED ABOUT?? Gratz'kaoz - ''HE TALKED BOUT ME? Coach - ''HE SED DERE WAS ONE FITE HE HAD DAT HE ONLY JUS SURVIVED BUT STILL LOST DA FITE. HE HAD TA PLAY DED TA GET OUT ALIV SO HE GOT TRAININ FROM ME SO DAT HE CULD NOT FEEL SO BAD. Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT A LOSA. IMMA MAKE SUR HE DUSNT SURVIVE TODAY Coach - ''GOOD LUK. AN IF ANYFIN HAPPENS... YOO WER DA SIKKEST PUPIL EVA Gratz'kaoz - ''YOR A SIK MENTA TOO Gratz'kaoz and his mentor shook hands, and he walked intoa huge arena. The entire crowd was cheering, ad Gratz'kaoz wore a fake moustache to disguise his identity as an orphan. The Coach got on the microphone and announce the game. Coach - ''BADMANZ AN NOROL-CHIKZ-WATEVAS. DIS IS A SIK NITE. IN ONE CORNA, WE HAV DA INFAMOUS BADGANGMANZ!! HE IS... wat da fuk man no one cares yoov all red his info is propa sik bin in tons of fites bla bla bla... an in da ova hand.. WE HAV... GRATZ... i meen... MOUSTACHE... MUSTASH DA DON!!!! The crowd roared. Gratz'kaoz - man yoo suk at makin names up Coach - ok cut da chat no one cares... BEIN Gratz'kaoz stared at Badgangmanz, trying to contain himself. Badgangmanz - ''dood wev bin fitin fer so long... how com one of us hasnt killed da ova/? our families is da worst enemies eva. one of us needs ta win. one families gotta com out. heers da deel - ''whoeva dies, dere body gets burnt so a chik cant maek a noo son. whoeva survives can giv dere geens to a chik or wen dey die give dere genes to a chik eitha way only one family livs on. Gratz'kaoz - ''wait yoo can see thru ma mustache? dats dum Badgangmanz - ''duh an i ent gonna snitch off yoo Gratz'kaoz - ''i suppose dats guud frum yoo BUT YEH ONLY ONE FAMILYS GONNA CONTINUE TODAY. BAK I DA ORPHANATE I BROKE YOR ARM AN NOW IMMA BRAKE YOR ENTIRE BODY Badgangmanz - ''YOO CHEETED DEN. Gratz'kaoz - ''SHUT UP MAN I DIDNT (orphanage man) (hur) Badgangmanz - ''DUNT LIE YA DID. I FINK. Gratz'kaoz - ''NAH I BEET YOO FAIR AN SQUAR Badangmanz - ''AN I WILL BEET YOO HEER Badgangmanz charged at Gratz'koz and floored him, kicking him when he was down. Gratz got up and punched Badgangmanz several times, and then slammed him against a wall. Badgngmanz - ''DIS BRINGS BAK MEMORIES... DUNT IT? I GUESS ITS YOR TURN... Badgangmanz punched Gratz'kaoz and kicked him again harder. Gratz grabbed Badgangmanz by the leg and swinged him around, then threw hima gainst the floor. Gratz'kaoz - ''MEMORIES OF ME BEETIN YOO (mind if you do the fight scene? although badgangmanz should be allowed to have a few last words before he's dragged to a furnace to be burnt) (so I can finish the fight now?) (yeahh) (without standard strength, fights are the one thing we can't roleplay well) Gratz'kaoz roared and jumped on Badgangmanz, and started a savage bloodlust. Gratz grabbed his rival's arm and ripped it off, and started to beat Badgangmanz up with it. He continued until the fight was announced as over, with Badgangmanz only barely conscious. The crowd was quite satisfied. Badgangmanz - ''yoo... *cough* yoo fukin... Badgangmanz' head fell. Badganmanz - ''...dikhed. Gratz'kaoz - ''HURHURHURHUR. DIS IS FER MA DAD. AN IM LETTIN YOO LIV SO YOO CAN DAI BURNIN Badgangmanz was escorted by his followers to a furnace outside the arena. Coach - ''MOUSTASH DA DON IS DA WINNA!!! The crowd roared in cheers. Gratz'kaoz posed and showed off his muscles while chewing Badgangmanz's severed arm. The Coach came down to greet Gratz'kaoz. Coach - ''fukin hell man... yoo did it. yoo nao hav da belt. The Coach gave Gratz'kaoz a black belt with a golden symbol on it. Coach - ''only 45 loronz hav dis belt yanno. Gratz'kaoz - ''AN IM DA SIKKEST OF DEM ALL Gratz'kaoz thought for a moment. Gratz'kaoz - ''AN IMMA PROOV IT... BY KILLIN EVRY LORON WIV DA BELT. IM DA SIKKEST FITA EVA!!! Coach - ''WAT DA HELL SO YOR KILLIN ME? (the coach has the belt?) (he has a belt to, gratz'kaoz kills him and his last words are "please look after my son... his name's jol'kiar" remember?) (oh yeah) Gratz'kaoz - ''YEH. SOZ MAN YOO WUZ SIK BUT NAO YOO DAI (btw where's zr'an'kar?) (zr'an'kar will meet Gratz after this) (and can you do this fight too?) (alright hur) The Coach attempted to defend himself but Gratz'kaoz jumped on him and broke both his arms. Gratz clawed the Coach's eyes until he was blinded and attacked him mercilessly. It didn't take much for Gratz to win. Coach - ''it seems... *cough*... dat i hav taught yoo well Gratz'kaoz - ''i almost feel bad fer dis...ALMOST. Coachh - ''blud yor da best i eva tort... *cough* im proud to hav eva tort yoo. *cough* but i jus want one last request. sav ma son *cough*his names jol'kiar... Gratz'kaoz - ''oi? dat names familiar. i fink i kno him The Coach was now lifeless. The crowd cheered, and Gratz'kaoz walked off.
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Jol'kiar - ''yep. it was him who killed ma dad. he only owned up to it liek jus a yeer befor i left him Hagrto'Zhl - ''ta fink he culd kill da person who tort him so much... dats wat i call troo loron Fre'kloar - meh fink wateva yoo want but i wuld neva kill ma menta as hes almost a dad fer me Kal'kuir - FRE'KLOAR AN JOL'KIAR SITTIN IN A TREE Fre'kloar - ''SHUDDUP BEFOR I SMAK YOO Knar'gank - ''my dad was da sikkest eva. Voa'reak - ''dat uva sneekas wus yor granddad rite? who wus yor dad den? Jol'kiar - ''its funny yoo shuld say dat fre'kolar... cos i fort da saem wen gratz'kaoz was my mentor. it was liek da same fing. cept im not crazi hurhur. an com ta fink of it... wat did happen ta knar'thil? i forgot man Grak'tona - ''so yoov forgot da rest of da story? well whil yor tellin it...

Grak'tona, a young mysterious and handsome prince, rode his snow horse to the-

Fre'kloar slapped Grak'tona. Grak'tona - ''WAT Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOR STORIES DAT YOO MAED UP Drizz'pyrokirk - hur mysterious an handsum. dats jus ovakill Grak'tona - ''shut up yor faic is so ugly its ovakill Drizz'pyrokirk - ''hurhurhur Jol'kiar - ''so lets continue wiv da REAL story nao ennit? Grak'tona - if yoo remembered it Jol'kiar - ...actually nah i cant rememba wat happened wiv knar'thil. i fink he died or sumfin Knar'gank - ''dum Fre'kloar - ''can yoo rememba da story at all???? Tuolo stepped in between them. Tuolog - ''He not know the story. Brag'klogga - WATS YOO DOIN HEER IMMA BLOW YOO UP Tuolog - I been here this whole time telling you... Brag'klogga - ''yoo bein? meh i dunt pay attenshion to losas Tuolog - ''Well anyway....

Zr'An'Kar - ''You have done well... Gratz'kaoz and Zr'An'Kar had rented out a room in a hotel, still in disguise, on the run from the Propa Big Loron Empire. Their wanted posters were found around the entire empire. Gratz'kaoz - ''hur i find dis whole fing pretty funny Zr'An'Kar - ''There is, however, more training you must do. Gratz'kaoz - ''relly? Zr'An'Kar - ''This time you will be out of the dimension for, what will be years to you, but only a day for us. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat? Zr'An'Kar teleported Gratz'kaoz to another realm. He was in pitch black.

Zalk;don - ''WOAH WOAH WOAH. WAIT A SEC MAN Naktor'zak - ''yeh im gettin confused nao Voa'reak - ''YEH I FINK I KNO... SO ZR'AN'KAR IS KOLOSSUS??? Hagto'Zhl - ''im not surprised by dat Fre'kloar slapped Voa'reak. Fre'kloar - ''DUH Kal'kuir - ''so our god...an our original biggast enemy? HOW DUM Fre'kloar - ''meh. its still weird tho zr'an'kar was named adta himself Hagto'Zhl - ''dad wus always a littel narcissist hur

Gratz'kaoz was in pitch dark, but suddenl several lights came on. He was inside what appeared to be an enormous complex with every piece of machiner made of gold metal, and several pieces of an enormous seemingly never ending complex floating around. Gratz'kaoz - ''WATS DIS MAN A figure appeared before him, a short, green-ish figure in tribal outfit.. ? - ''My name Tuolog. I teach you. Gratz'kaoz - ''WHOS DIS DUMBO? Tuolog - ''I master of Gyronic and of essence, and training to be a teacher myself before I return to my people and lead them. You have great destiny up ahead... many timelines await you, Gratz'kaoz - ''hur whai shuld I lissen ta yoo? yor tiny an wimpy Tuolog - ''You think that. But... Tuolog turned Gratz'kaoz into a chicken, then back to normal. Tuolog - ''Wimp? No, I not chicken, you chicken! Tuolog chuckled at his unfunny joke. Gratz'kaoz - ''YOR BONKAS. BUT FINE ILL B YOR STUDEN OR WATEVA Tuolog - ''dats sik blud Gratz'kaoz - ''hur

Gratz'kaoz was in a spiritual location. it was a jungle area, in which very alien wildlife lived, and alien plants. Tuolog - ''It time to put your traininfg to test. Gratz'kaoz - ''can we eet afta dis? Tuolog - ''yeh yoo can eet da animalz heer Gratz'kaoz - ''sik Tuolog - ''Now, you must defeat the enemies you see with only powers. Gratz'kaoz - ''so i cant punch dem? Tuolog - ''You cannot. Gratz'kaoz - ''lame Several enormous dinosaur-like epic creatures arrived. Tuolog - ''Attack! (can you made this? hur dunno what to do) (ok) Gratz#kaoz, focusing, used his powers to destroy one mentally, the other he caused a time anomaly to kill. However, the third he simply struck with his fists. Tuolog - ''You nearly did it. You still not prepared. Gratz'kaoz - ''ATTAKIN PEEPZ WIV MINDA POWAS BORIN Tuolog - ''Then there only one thing I can do... Tuolog focused his powers and chanted. Gratz'kaoz was surrounded by green/gold energy. Gratz'kaoz - ''WOAH WOAH WOAH Tuolog - ''You no longer Gyronic.Now you... Suddenly, dark purple/red energy surrounded Grazt'kaoz. Tuolog - ''...Dark Gyronic. But you not able to use this power until you older. Gratz'kaoz - ''mai body feels all funny...i like dis Tuolog -You not able to use these powrs until you at the age in which Loron can. But I try prepare you to use your powers for good, and not for bad. Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT DO YA MEEN WIV DAT? IM NOT BECOMIN GOOD Tuolog - ''You will. I show you.

Two years later... Tuolog - ''You made huge progress. Your mental state and your actions show that Dark Gyronic suits you well. They were back in the same jungle-environment, after the 'graduation' session. Gratz'kaoz - ''i is da best Tuolog - ''Well... your training complete. I very proud of you. Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh safe man Tuolog opened a portal. Tuolog - ''You free to return. But some advice before you do... Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh? Tuolog - ''One, you must create your own Loron empire of rebels and exiles from the Propa Big Loron Empire. Look around at the most wanted, rally some boyz who dislike what Zr'Ahgloth's doing, convert current existing rogue Loron empiors until you have a satisfactory empire of your own. Gratz'kaoz - ''i like da sound of dat Tuolog - ''Two, do not go to Kolossus. He turn you on wrong path. You join him... you will die. Gratz'kaoz - ''wats a kolossus man Tuolog - ''He is a powerful one. He corrupt people. You not join his path. I not able to say his real name, as I not permitted to. But I show you... Tuolog showed Gratz'kaoz a vision. In this vision, Gratz'kaoz was frozen, laughed at by a group of Loron, and then the ice smashed. He was dead. Tuolog - ''Kolossus lead you on this path. Gratz'kaoz - ''DATS DUM Tuolog - ''So do not trust anyone. Even your most trusted friend could be Kolossus. Do not trust anyone. Remember, at any time, to focus your mind, and you find Kolossus. Gratz'kaoz - yeh i get it Tuolog - Well, so long! Gratz'kaoz exited the portal. --- Fre'kloar - ''so.. zr'an'kar jus usin him? Tuolog - ''If I allowed to tell him Zr'An'Kar's name, this universe be a better place. Ray'loth - ''i dunt get it man. whai wuld zr'an'kar do dis ta us? wes his favorites Tuolog - ''Did I not teach Gratz'kaoz? No one trusted. Hagto'Zhl - ''SHUT UP MAN ZR'AN'KAR IS ON OUR SIDE HES JUS USIN GRATZ'KAOZ TO MAEK US SIKKA. WULD WE B AS SIK WIVOUT HIM? Fre'kloar - ''SO DAT MEENS WE ALMOST DIED TWICE CUS OF YOO Jol'kiar - ''well yeh fightin him made all da loron empiyas join us an stoof Tuolog - ''Because of me? It not my fault! I try steer Gratz'kaoz on right path, he end up like that. I now try steer you on right path. Brag'klogga - OH SHUT UP Tuolog - NO YOO SHUT UP DO YOO WANNA END UP DUM LIEK HIM? Brag'klogga - ''IM GOOD DA WAY I IS. I DUNT NEED YOO TINY FING ORDARIN ME AROUND Jol'kiar - ''CAN WE SHUT UP AN GET ON WIV DA STORY??? Grak'tona - ''yeh we can. it all started wen a yung kid, grak'tona... Fre'kloar slapped Grak'tona. Rel'larutina - ''Did you not understand yet we don't give a damn about your stories? Grak'tona - ''YOO BETTA GIV A DAM DESE IS DA MOST IMPORTANT STOREEZ YOOS GONNA EVA HEER PLUS EYZ INSPIRASHONAL Knar'gank - ''do i need ta put ya ta sleep agen? Jol'kiar - ''OK. SO DEN HEERS DA STORY....

Gratz'kaoz searched the city streets, then- Gratz'kaoz - ''hmmm wat was dat... oh yeh i had ta find jol'kiar. (perhaps Jol'kiar meets Gratz on the street?) (alright0 Jol'kiar walked down the street, when he noticed Gratz'kaoz. Jol'kiar - ey yor familiar Gratz'kaoz - yeh... OI MAN AR YOO JOL'KIAR?? Jol'kiar - yeh whais dat Gratz'kaoz - man i found ya dad. Jol'kiar - RELLY? Gratz'kaoz - YEH... BUT HES DED NAO. SOZ Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL Gratz'kaoz - BUT HE HAD ONE LAST WILL... YOR NAO MA SON. K? Jol'kiar - wat Gratz'kaoz - yor dad basically sed dat iv gotta look afta yoo. Jol'kiar - how can I kno yor not just a bonka tryin ta trick me Gratz'kaoz - trus man... Gratz'kaoz showed the moustache he'd worn in the arena. Jol'kiar- WOAH MAN DA FAMILY FAEK MUSTASH Gratz'kaoz - YEH Jol'kiar - ma dad wus sik shame hes ded. so anyway wats we gonna do nao? Gratz'kaoz - hmm... well hav ya seen zr'an'kar lately? deres a question i gotta ask him dat only he knos da answa to. (what do I say) (say yeah, jol'kiar leads him to zr'an'kar who lies) Jol'kiar - ''zr'an'kar...OH DA FREEKY GREY SKINNED DOOD? YEH I KNO WHERE HE IS Grat'kaoz - ''SIK LETS Go

Gratz'kaoz arrived in a small hideout in city slums. Gratz'kaoz - ''hey zr'an'kar man yoo allrite? how yoo bin? (wat do I say man) (jus da usual man zr'an'kar's his frend) Zr'An'Kar - ''Hey, Gratz'kaoz. Where have you been? Gratz'kaoz - ''well i did dat trainin yoo told me to do den i went an killed a few peepz wiv da blakk belt. deres anova boss iv targeted wiv da belt whose empiya i wanna take ova... but first i got a question only yoo can ask. Zr'An'Kar - ''Yes? Gratz'kaoz - ''hav yoo eva herd of kolossus? apparently i shuld stay away from him cos hes gonna maek ma life suk (wat nao) (up ta yoo but he lies somehow omg stop relyin on me) (shut up man yor makin everyfin outta nowhere ta me ta reply to) (eitha 'i dunt kno him' or 'i do kno him yeh yoo gota stay cleer of him but i dunno wher he is') Zr'An'Kar - ''...Yes. i've heard that name once. Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT DO YA KNO??? Zr'An'Kar - ''Not much. I don't know who he is, but whoever told you to stay clear of him is right. Gratz'kaoz - ''I C. SO YEH ILL KEEP LOOKIN. DA OVA FING IS... WANNA JOIN MA MAFIA? WEZ STARTIN A MOOVMENT AGENST ZR'AHGLOTH AN IMMA UNIT DA LORON EMPIYAS BY KILLIN DERE LEEDAS but only if dere leedas hv da blakk belt

Fre'kloar - ''WAT. A. FUKIN. RETARD. Hagto'Zhl - ''OI DUNT CALL MA DAD NAMES Fre'kloar- ''I MEEN GRATZ MAN. WAT A RETARD AS IF HE FELL FER DAT Hagto'Zhl - ''oh. yeh yor rite den Tuolog - ''Well, Gratz'kaoz's story is now finished. Jol'kiar - ''but we was only jus gettin to da good bit!!!!! Tuolog - ''That's the stuff I want you to know. Jol'kiar - ''ar yoo dum. OI PEEPZ DUNT YOO WANNA HEER DA REST? RASIE YA HANDZ Everyone except Grak'tona raised. Jol'kiar - ''GRAK'TONA... Y U NO AGREE Grak'tona - ''cus ma stories sikka Jol'kiar punched Grak'tona. Tuolog - ''Now I think about it... there is someone else I want you not to be like. Zalk'don - ''wats dat Tuolog - ''The person who Gratz'kaoz was next to fight. Fre'kloar - ''tell us moar

Many decaes later, Gratz'kaoz, now a Bigga Loron (yeah now), discussed with his Betta Loron deputy, Jol'kiar, and many other bosses. Gratz'kaoz - ''ITS TIEM MEN. WE NEED TA KILL HIM. (I though he was already a Bigga?) They all met in a shed-like headquarters on one of Gratz' empires' planets. (nope, made a mistake earlier) (dum) Troopa - ''WHOS WE SUPPOSED TA KILL AGEN? Gratz'kaoz ate the troopas' head. Gratz'kaoz - ''BADGANGMANZ YOO FAGGOT Another Troopa - ''DIDNT YOO ALREDY KILL DAT GUY? Gratz ate the other troopas' head. Gratz'kaoz - ''I FORT I DID. HES BAK DIKHED Jol'kiar - ''how dum man I rememba yoo boff didn even sum find of agreement or sumfin (hur) wait wait wait let's go back in time better idea hur Troopa - ''WHOS WE SUPPOSED TA KILL AGEN Gratz'kaoz ate the troopas' head. Gratz'kaoz - ''I FINALLY FOUND HIM REMEMBA? KNAR'THIL (Zr'An'Kar is there too right?) (yeah) Zr'An'Kar - ''Ah, about time. That filthy traitor... Gratz'kaoz - ''ENNIT??
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Fre'kloa - ''dis is borin. lets skkip to da fite k? Jol'kiar - ''shut up yoo needed ta kno who dey was fitin

Gratz'koz walked into an enormous jungle. For some reason, the alien environments reminded him of the one he'd trained in with Tuolog. Jol'kiar - ''so wheres dis dood? Gratz'kaoz - ''hes a sneeka rememba Gratz'kaoz, Jol'kiar, and a few troopas progressed forward. Two troopas were killed out of seemingly nowhere. Jol'kiar - ''SNEEKY PRIKS HEER MAN WATCH OUT Suddenly, three more troopas were killed. Gratz'kaoz - ''DUM COWARD MAN I SWER A moment later, Jol'kiar was down. Gratz'kaoz - ''NOOO Gratz'kaoz focused his mind, rememberng his training, and located Knar'thil hiding on a treetop. Knarr'thil - ''yoo!!!! Gratz'kaoz - ''TRAITA DUMBO Knar'thil - ''no mate i fink yooll find yoo da traita betrayin da law. all orphans who was frum an orphanag gotta die fer jnot lookin afta demselvs. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat yoo on bou t Knar'thil - ''dats zr'ahgloths llaw. dats whai i gotta kill ya. iv been workin fer zr'ahgloth in his plan ta taek ova Gratz'kaoz - ''DAT MAKES YOO A TRAITA DUMBO Knar'thil disappeared, and struck Gratz from behind a second later. (can you finish this quite quickly?) (alright lemme see) Gratz'kaoz grabbed Knar'thil's arm from behind and slammed him against the ground, before jumping on his head several times. Knar'thil - ''dafuk yoo has powas dat can maek yoo fasta. Knar'thil lay on the floor, coughing blood. Gratz'kaoz - ''NAO YOO DAI Gratz'kaoz jumped on Knar'thil and attacked him in a murderous frenzy Knar'thil - ''*cough* ders one fing i gotta tell yoo... Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT Knar'thil - ''i saved badangmanz. Gratz'kaoz - ''RAAAAAARRRGH Gratz'kaoz ripped both of Knar'thil's arms off. Knar'thil - ''i wont be neein dem... *cough* i stopped da peepz from burnin him. nao hes gonna get his reveng on yoo.... Gratz'kaoz - ''OYEH? WES GONNA SEE BOUT DAT Gratz'kaoz ate Knar'thil's head. Gratz'kaoz stormed off, and using his powers, returned to his ship. Meanwhile... Jol'kiar - ''boss? BOSS???? he left wivout me... man hes propa crazi nao he only lets his rage fuel him... imma leev him

Gratz'kaoz sat in his headquarters, and said not a word, simply writing commands to issue out for an attack on the planet Badgangmanz was located. Zr'An'Kar - ''Gratz'kaoz, are you ready to face everything? Gratz'kaoz - ''YEH Zr'An'Kar - ''You should be. Badgangmanz represnts your bad past, you must destroy him and get over it all. Gratz'kaoz - ''he escaped me TWICE...BUT ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGEN YOO CAN BE SUR OF DAT Zr'An'Kar - ''Yes, I can be sure of that...very sure... Troopa - ''oi boss im too scared ta go ther. da reeson no ones trakked badgangmnz to dat planet is cos its guarded... Gratz'kaoz - ''WIMP. I SHULD EET YA HED NAO BUT FIRST TELL ME WATS GUARDIN IT Troopa - ''I DUNNO DA STORY SAYZ DAT SOM OLD GEEZA GUARDS IT AN HES NEVA GON AWAY...PEEPZ FINK ITS A GHOST Gratz'kaoz - ''YOO CANT B SERIOUS Troopa - ''I SWER DA SCOUTS WENT DERE AN REPORTED IT. DEY DIDNT COM BAK. DA STORIES TRU. Gratz'kaoz - ''IMMA SHANK WATEVAS DERE MAN Zr'An'Kar - ''I'm not too sure, Gratz'kaoz - ''whais dat Zr'An'Kar - ''Oh nothing. It's for you to find out.

Grtz'kaoz set foot on the world. He arrived in Badgangmanz' bbase with an army, but it was utterly deserted, a fortress made of pure metal. Gratz'kaoz - ''WHERES MA BOOMAS MAN BLOW DIS PLAIC UP ??? - ''Enter! A booming, echoing, almost robotic voice came from the metal fortress' headquarters. It was a huge tower, with what appeared to be a door as entrance. Gratz'kaoz - ''uhh? hur fine Gratz'kaoz entered the door, which automatically sht behind him, descended, and then opened. He was in a pitch black room. Badgangmanz' voice - ''SO YOR BAK AR YOO? Gratz'kaoz - ''PROMISE BREAKIN DUMBO Badganmanz - ''WAT PROMISE DID I BREAK EXACTLY?? Gratz'kaoz - ''DA ONE BOUT BEIN BURNED TA DEFF Badgangmanz - ''I WAS ABOUT TA B MAN DEN KNAR'THIL SAVED MEH A few lights lit up, and several enormous wires and electronic tubes were al that can be seen in the small, enclosed room leading to the centre, which was not lit up. Gratz'kaoz - ''WELL I KILLED KNAR'THIL AN NOW I IS GONNA KILL YOO ONC AND FER ALL Badgangmanz - ''HURHURHUR ??? - ''HURHURHURHUR The same roboic voice heard laughed. Gratz'kaoz - ''WHOS DAT The lights lit up in the centre, and a metallic Loron body was seen, with shut eyes. ??? - ''You...from...the family...SO...YOO...DIE Gratz'kaoz - ''wat The robotic figures' head rose, and its eyes opened, and glowed red. ??? - ''FOR MANY FUKIN YEERS I HAD TA PUT UP WIV YOR FUKIN FAMILI. IM NOT GONNA REST IN PEEC UNTIL I KNO DAT EVRY ONE OF YOO IS DED. Gratz'kaoz - ''WATS DAT MAN A TALKIN ROBOT? Badgangmanz - ''DUNT DISS ITS MA GRANDAD ??? - ''HURHURHUR...I BET YOOV GOT LOTS OF QUESTONS. JUS CALL ME FRE'GRITOL. Gratz'kaoz - ''yeh i got one. WHAI SHULD I CARE FER YOO Fre'gritol - ''WELL.... It all started when I was stll 'alive'. Our families have hated each other for some time... and all our new generations are absorbed into the conflict. I was the best friend of your grandad, ad together we plotted to end the rule of the Propa Big Loron Empire's civilised, non-Loron ways. The robot showed a screen of what seemed to be his memory, although it wasdrawn in crayon and depicted his side of the story. It showed two large Loron working together on a plan. Fre'gritol - ''But DAT DUMBO NEVA DECIDED WHOS DA BOSS. I said that I should be boss after we killed the Propa Big Loron Empire's boss but HE WANTED IT HIMSELF. So we both vowed to kill each other, and we both fought to the death on several times, but every time we survived. We soon rallied many gangz against each other, until we destroyed each others' empires. Your grandad FUKIN SHANKED ME SO I SHANKED HIM HARDA DEN HE SHANKED EVEN HARDA DEN SOMEHOW I DIED. SO I swore that I would never die until he died first. Your grandad lived on for a few 300 years more, constantly being cloned by Norol, but never hving a true son until he died., when I hired the great Knar'thil to kill him. A crayon of Knar'thil stabbing Gratz'kaoz grandad was displayed. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat da hell man knar'thils olda dan i though Fre'gritol - ''NAO WAT HAPPENED AFTA DAT... see, I hadn't been killed, as I had metallic implants, to replace the part they destroyed. In order to survive, only to see your family's death, I replaced myself with more and moremetal parts, until I was stuck here. Your father taught you to abandon the family history, but I taught my son - that a Norol created using the last cell I had - and then Badgangmanz' father was born. DA REST YOO CAN FIGUR OUT. OK? Gratz'kaoz - ''...meh yor borin imma just blow yoo up afta im don wiv badgangmanz Fre'gritol - ''Oh but you don't get it... BADGANGMANZ ISNT GONNA FITE YOO Gratz'kaoz - ''WAT DEN Fre'grtiol - ''You see, this body is nearly complete, but I need a proper brain. My current brain can only store memories. I need a brain which contains DNA close to mine, and that's Badgangmanz. Badgangmanz was startled. Badgangmanz - ''WOT??? BUT I JUS HAD DEM METAL IMPLANTS TA SURVIV AFTA GRATZ KILLED MEH Fre'gritol - ''SHUT UP MAN I NEED YA FUKIN BRAIN Through the wires, Fre'gritol was electricuted, decapitated, and his head carried into the robotic body. Several nanomachines worked hard, and soon Fre'gritol had a new head, which switched voice from Badgangmanz and Fre'gritol. Badgangmanz - ''WOAH... DIS NOO BODYS SIK Fre'gritol - ''DONT GET USED TO IT. ITS MINE. Badgangmanz - ''PISS OFF ITS MINE YOO DIKHED. YOO DIED FIRST. I WIN. Fre'gritol - ''I MADE IT AN USED IT FIRST. I WIN/ Badgangmanz - ''I FOUND IT. FINDAS KEEPAS LOSAS WEEPAZ. Fre'gritol - ''I NEVA LOST IT DIKHED (oi man am i doin dis alone or wat) (yeh cus yor goin too fast) Gratz'kaoz - ''YOO BOFF SHUT UP IMMA KILL YAS BOFF ANYWAY Fre'gritol - ''NO IMMA KILL YOO Badgangmanz - NO IMMA'' KILL YA FIRST Fre'gritol - ''DO YOO WANNA SLAP? Badgangmanz - ''IDIOT YOO CANT SLAP ME WIVOUT SLAPPIN YASELF Gratz'kaoz grabbed his Blasta and fired at robotic body's head. Gratz'kaoz - ''I SEID SHUT UP The Blasta, as at the time it did not have exploding bullets, caused only a tiny dent in the Fre'gritol robotic body. Fre'gritol - ''SOZ WAS DAT MENT TA HURT? OK. OW. Gratz'kaoz - ''DUMBO The body broke free of its metal wirings, leaving everything trailing, and it walked forward. Slowly forward, making a mechanic growl at Gratz'kaoz. Gratz'kaoz - ''OI DATS JUST CREEPY. BUT MEH IMMA WRESTLE YA AN YOR GONAN WISH YOO WERE DED The body's eyes looked ever more menacing, and a buzzsaw attached to one arm let rip, and the body - which was 0.5m larger than Gratz'kaoz - struck him.

Fre'kloar - ''woah woah woah man wot de fak Jol'kiar - ''i swer down dis happened Fre'kloar - ''dunt lie Voa'reak - ''dis is startin ta sound liek one of grak'tonas stories Grak'tona - ''HEY Jol'kiar - '' I SWER DOWN MAN IT WAS SCARY

Gratz'kaoz, badly wounded with pierced skin, was kicked to the end of the room, and smashed many wires and pipes, which electricuted him. Fre'gritol - ''I NEVA FELT DIS GOOD SINC I SMASHED YA FATHA Badgangmanz - ''OMG MAN WHAIS YOO IN CONTROL MY TURN Fre'gritol - ''SHUT UP MAN YOO ENT WAITED SO LONG (sorry, am i going to fast?) (yeah and I don't know how to progress now) (gratz'kaoz attacks back) Gratz'kaoz - ''dat...wus nuffin...IM NOT GONNA LET YOO LIVE Gratz'kaoz attacked Fre'gritol back. (can you finish off the fight? just keep in mind the metal body is mega hard, and Gratz'kaoz would destroy it when he realised that it was vulnerable to electricity. Fre'gritol - HUR DAT WAS NUFFIN MAN. I REMEMBA DESE PUNCHES HURTIN Badgangmanz - I REMEMBA DEM BETTA Fre'gritol - DUNT RUB IT IN MA FAIC YA TWAT Badgangmanz - ITS MY FAIC TOO DIKHED Noticing a wire lying around, Gratz'kaoz grabbed it and jumped on Fre'gritol, sticking the wire into his head. The wire then electricuted Fre'gritol. Fre'gritol - ARGH WOT DE FAK The body fell to its knees, vulnerable, and then slowly broke down, and fell to the floor. Fre'gritol - well... wot yoo waitin for? jus finish it Gratz'kaoz - ''YOO BET (wait) (ngh man i wanna eet his brain) (how about a Angel/Demon thing? Tuolog and Kolossus) (what for?) (it'll make sense better if i do it than if i explain it) (do it then) Before Gratz'kaoz smashed Fre'gritol's head, Gratz saw visions of two people, both slightly familiar. One was of, the other of Tuolo. Tuolog - No, you remember training. Concentrate. Surpress him with your powers. If you strike your old enemy back with rage you never return from that path. Kolossus - Look at what he's done to you! He represents everything wrong with your life! Destroy him! Fucking kill him! Tuolog - No! He represents that... and to prove you better than your past, concentrate! Kolossus - Striknig him with your mere rage will prove that... Gratz'kaoz - I WANNA...SMAAAAASH HIIIIIIIM Fre'gritol - hurhur... deres one fing i liv wiv... FRE- Gratz'kaoz smashed Fre'gritol's body with all his strength. The body made one last move, to claw Gratz'kaoz. Gratz'kaoz - ''k nao stay ded so i can eet ya brain Gratz'kaoz looked around, and saw a computer still turned on. Gratz'kaoz - ''imma blow dat up too jus cuz hurhurhur Before Gratz'kaoz did, the computer showed videos of Knar'thil speaking to a robotic Fre'gritol. It must have been years old. Fre'gritol on screen - ''Ah, Knar'thil. I trust you have killed the target? Knar'thil - ''yeh Fre'gritol - ''dats sik. Anyway, I want you to get back to my grandson... does he have any name besides Badgangmanz, by the way? Knar'thil - not dat i rememba of Fre'gritol - I see. Anyway, from now on, I want you to keep him alive, no matter what. Knar'thil - ''undastood Fre'gritol - ''Excellent. There's one last thing... Knar'thil - ''wat Fre'gritol - ''I want you to assure to me DAT MA SON BANGS A CHIK. I DUNT CARE HOW YUNG HE IS HES GOTTA BANG A NOROL Knar'thil - ''...eww. Fre'gritol - ''I need a son SO SHUT YA MOUTH Knar'thil - ''fine fine geez. no mata how wrong dat is imma get it don. but whai though? Fre'gritol - ''DUNT QUESTION ME OK???? Knar'thil - ''meh fine wateva Fre'gritol - ''Excellent. And I believe that is all... Gratz'kaoz became incredibly angry at this. (wait how did we go in this part again? I forgot hur) (it's ok. Basically, Gratz'kaoz just killed Fre'gritol, he goes t a cmputer and sees a video from Fre'gritol's past when he was talkin to Knar'thil) (oh yeah I remember now thanks) Gratz'kaoz - ''PRIKS. ALL OF YA. IMMA MAKE SUR EVERY MEMORY OF YOOZ DESTROYED Gratz'kaoz smashed the computer. Gratz'kaoz no longer cared about killing anyone with the Blakk Belt, or expanding his empire. He would destroy anyone who had any relation to Fre'gritol's family, and kill any Norol who refused to give information to him bout Fre'gritol's DNA.
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Tuolog - ''So, you not go on path of Gratz'kaoz or Fre'gritol. You see where it got them? Fre'kloar- ''dat name. fre'gritol. its propa familiar but i cant rememba where i heard it. Tuolog - ''Fre'gritol not let go of his grudges and not put them behind. If you keep yourself pursuing a grduge, it worse for you. If you forget it you can leave it completely behind and be more satisfied. If you pursue it, bad things happen. This what caused Gratz'kaoz and Fre'griotl to be like this. That the path of darkness. Brag'klogga - ''meh yor bonkas. get out of heer Tuolog - ''You need remember this! Fre'kloar - ''OI ONE FING. WE DUNT HAV TA LISSEN TA YOO. WE DO WATEVA WE WANT. DATS WHAI WES CALLED DA ROGUE BOYZ Tuolog - ''I know that it your choice. But remember that Gratz'kaoz chose not to listen to me. He end up that way. Jol'kiar - ''DIS IS OUR SHIP. PISS OFF Tuolog sighed and left. Jol'kiar - DERE YA GO Fre'kloar - DUNT YOO DARE COMPARE ME TA HIM YA HEER!!! Jol'kiar - ''oi btw do ya wanna kno da last part of da story? i fink its pretty important mate.... Fre'kloar - ''WAT Jol'kiar - ''ok so basically...

Jol'kiar, a sneaky Loron and a baby Loron were seen walking away from the base in which Fre'gritol had just fought. It was raining, and they'd need to steal a starship if they hoped to leave. Jol'kiar - ''so man knar'gank yoo still got da kid? (i suppose this is Fre'kloar?) (yup, this shows how he got his name and shit) Knar'gank - ''yeh mate i got him. whais he so important? Jol'kiar - ''didnt ya heer wat fre'gritol said? dis is badgangmanz' son. we gotta look aft him. Knar'gank - ''oh. i wusnt reely payin attenshion Jol'kiar - ''yoo gotta follow in ya fathas footsteps an ya fatha always payed attenshon. im on yor side nao sinc gratz is all crazy... but to be honest i dunt care fer badgangmanz an fre'gritol deyz all messed up. lets take dis kid an raise him in da propa big loron empire to piss both of dem off ennit? Knar'gank - ''yeh. but we gotta giv him a name an stoof Jol'kiar - ''hmm... lets name him afta wat fre'gritol said last. da last fing was fre.... den he clawed someone. so fre-claw? Knar'gank - ''fre'claw...nah. change it a littel. how bout fre'kloar? (hur my idea was "how do ya spell claw again? kloar?") (hur your idea is better) Knar'gank - ''how do ya spell dat? fre'kloar? Jol'kiar - ''somethin like dat but it doesnt matta. Jol'kiar looked at the baby Loron's eyes. Jol'kiar - ''yoo is born into a fukin crazy family... but yoo got fukin sik genes. yooz gonna be strong an go far in life imma tell yoo dat. an imma be yor mentor. Knar'gank - ''i dunt like kidz much but sumfin bout dis one feels different...hard ta tewll tell Jol'kiar - ''trus. anywaz...wes joinin da Propa Big Loron Empire...

Jol'kiar - ''so yeh. Knar'gank - ''dats strange i dunt rememba any fo dat Hagto'Zhl - ''SHIT DATS FRE'KLOARS DAD??? AN YOR SPELLIN SUKS Fre'kloar - ''gee. dats sum propa story rite dere. Jol'kiar - ''knar'gank yoo was only a normal kid loron i was a betta boy... an trus man wat do ya feel nao? Fre'kloar - ''i feel like I MUST SHANK DARK GRATZ TIL HE CRIES Jol'kiar - ''DATS DA SPIRIT MATE!!!! hur tuologs gonna be pissed but WHO CARES KOLOSSUS IS OUR GOD Kal'kuir - ''ennit. i shuld make a machine shaped like him just cuz While this went on, the Loron al noticed Grak'tona in his cold corner, crying. Drizz'pyrokirk - ''wat nao Grak'tona - ''IT ISNT FAIR MAN FRE'KLOAR GETS TA TELL HIS STORIES BOUT HIS PAST AN HOW HE BECAME GREAT AN STOOF BUT WENEVA I DO IT YOO ALL HATE ME!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!! Naktor'zak - ''ITS CUZ UNTIL YOR STORIES FRE'KLAORS ONES IS REEL STOOF FRE'KLOARS* (hur) Grak'tona - ''MINE ARE TRUE??? ENNIT DRIZZY???? Drizz'pyrokirk - ''nah yor talkin rubbish Grak'tona - ''MAN BAK IN MY DAYZ YOO ALL RESPECTED DA KINGZ Rel'larutina sighed. Rel'larutina - ''Guys, did none of you get the point of that?! Fre'kloar - ''dat im sikka dan i though? Rel'larutina - ''No... Tuolog told us that story for a reason. He wants us to not hold grudges and get over our past or else we'll never be satisfied. If we uphold grudges with our enemies no one in this galaxy will survive this war. So, when the time calls, we've got to work together..even if it means helping those scumbags at UNO. It means we all survive, even if we do things we don't want to. Voa'reak - ''...mehbeh yoo got a point... Ray'loth - ''...or mehbeh yor jus a dumba LIKE YOO REELY IS NOW GO TA HELL Propa Big Rogue Geek - ''From calculations of the current situations of the war, there's a higher probability we'll survive if...oh, forget it. Rel and I will survive like sensible people, you lot go die in whatever you nd up doing. Kal'kuir - IF IM DYIN IMMA MAKE YOO SELF DESCRUCT FURST SO SHUT UP Zalk'don - MEH WATEVA. LETS JUS GO FIND GRATZ AN KILL HIM. WHOS WIV ME? Fre'kloar - ''I IS FER SUR --- Kralgon Emperor - ''So, Tuolog, how was your plan? Tuolog sighed. Tuolog - ''Not as succesful as I like. I'm sure, like with Gratz'kaoz, they not listen to me. Zr'Ahgloth - ''I TOLD YA MAN. I TOLD YA IT WUS A WASTE OF TIME BUT NO ONE EVA HEERS ME Tuolog ignore him, and simply meditated. Tuolog - ''There is one thing that, if I showed them, they believe me. But they not allowed to see. Feldosia - ''What's that? Tuolog simply showed them... (can I leed dis man) (safe) --- ??? - ''Wake up...wake up, fool! Gratz'kaoz opened his eyes, and found himself in a barren, fiery wasteland. Zr'An'Kar was next to him, looking surprisingly angered. Gratz'kaoz - ''yoo... agen? Gratz'kaoz was stll shuddering with cold. Gratz'kaoz - ''man...wat da fuk i thought i jus died... Zr'An'Kar - ''Who said you didn't? This is Hell! Gratz'kaoz - ''oh...WAT DA FUK Gratz'kaoz roared with anger. Gratz'kaoz - ''AS SOON AS DAT FRE'KLOAR DIKHED COMES HEER IMMA SMASH HIM...I JUS WISH I CULD FUKIN BREAK HIS FACE, HIS ARMZ, EVRYFIN!!!!!! Zr'An'Kar - ''Fre'kloar didn't kill you. But I was killed and thanks to that, all my Loron'Kikra were erased from time. Gratz'kaoz - ''woah woah woah slow down wat da hell Zr'An'Kar started to become larger, his legs turning into a tail and his eyes merging into a single, large one. He slammed the ground in anger. Kolossus - ''Foiled by a cursed idiot and a stupid descended fool! Gratz'kaoz - ''MAN YOOV GOT WAY SIKKA SINC ALL DAT TIME I SPENT DOIN NUFFIN. YOO GOT FOILED BY DEM? MY EMPIRE GOT SMASHED BY SOME SMALLA EMPIRE DAT GOES ON SIK FINKIN DEY CAN MAKE DA SIKKEST LORON EMPIRE EVA. SO I FEEL YA PAIN MATE Kolossus - ''Gratz'kaoz, I've given you two chances. I've been in your head since you were an egg, preparing you for your future, your real objective at life... Gratz'kaoz - ''i see...wot Kolossus - ''I can see it in your eyes. You think your objective at life is to kill Fre'kloar. Bah. First you got killed by him, then you were erased from time. Why do you think you still have the memories of your past life? I retained them. Gratz'kaoz - i...DUNT...GET IT Kolossus - I understand you don't. That's because you decided to go after "blak beltz" instead of going after who you really should have gone after. Gratz'kaoz - ''which was who??? Kolossus - ''The Vyro'Narza Mac. Gratz'kaoz scratcxhed his head. Gratz'kaoz - ''oh i get it...SO MY DESTINY IS TA KILL SOME WANKA I KNO NUFFIN ABOUT???? INSTED OF A DIKHED WHO MAKES ME ANGRY AN I KNO A LOT ABOUT??? MAN IV NEVA HATED A FAMILY AS MUCH AS FRE'KLOARS FAMILY SINC BADGANGMANZ AN FRE'GRITOL Gratz'kaoz, of course, was unaware of the family's relation. Kolossus - ''That is not the point. I've created you to be my tool! The greatest Dark Gyronic warrior who ever lived. Object of fear across entire galaxies! The scythe of death to fall upon the mortal lifes!...Besides, Fre'kloar is Badgangmanz's son. (wot man dunt reveel dat yet) (hur fine ignore it) Grat'kaoz - ''hur scythe of deth dats sik... BLUD IF YOO GIVS ME ANOTHA CHANC YEH DEN I CAN DO ALL OF DAT. BUT DIS TIME I KNO WAT IM DOIN. ENNIT? Kolossus - ''I suppose so, though we'll have to wait. Our revival will only begin years in the future... Gratz'kaoz - ''in da meentime lets go troll some tortured souls in hell ennit? hurhurhur diss dem for dere sins an shit Kolossus laughed. Kolossus - ''Poor little Gratz'kaoz...your soul is the one who will be tortured here. Gratz'kaoz - ''wat???? Kolossus - ''We are both are the mercy of the demons of Hell while we wait. I suggest you get used to burning... Gratz'kaoz - ''i got tortured as a kid...NAO DIS???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kolossus - ''Ugh, if it makes you any happier, you can go after Fre'kloar once we get out of this. Gratz'kaoz - ''sik. Kolossus - ''Oh, and I have a little secret about him too... (dunt say hes badgangmanz son) (whai) (cos it wuld b sikka if fre'kolar sed dat in a time dem two fight) (hur fine) Gratz'kaoz - ''I DUNT WANNA HERE ANYFIN ABOUT HIM RITE NAO Kolossus - ''So be it...
 * UNLIKE
 * DESTRUCT

Tuolog - ''If only I able to show this...# Yogtam - ''So Gratz'kaoz was trained to go after Mac? Tuolog - ''The thing that persuade them is that they now see that Kolossus is turncoat. Zr'Ahgloth - ''FUKIN WANKA Feldosia - ''And we haven't seen Mac since our revival...you think Gratz'kao may have succeeded? kao z Tuolog shrugged. Tuolog - ''I can't be sure. But we not see Mac for a long time. Valzo - ''I guess only time can tell... Zr'Ahgloth - ''oi thr'aloy man Thr'aloy - ''wat Zr'Ahgloth - ''i got an idea from dis... Thr'aloy - ''im not puttin a wig agen man its embarassin (lol) Zr'Ahgloth - ''nah...lets go TROLL GRATZ'KAOZ HURHURHURHUR Thr'aloy - ''r u dum man we cant even find him plus hes all demon tuff Zr'Ahgloth - ''meh Thr'aloy - ''anyway stop bein dum an lets get sum pizza Zr'Ahgloth - ''meh im full up i jus had 24...WAT AM I SAYIN YA CAN NEVA HAV TOO MUCH PIZZA Thr'aloy - ''IMMA PRETEND I DIDNT HEER DAT OTHAWISE I WULD SMAK YOO (hmmm i kinda want a cliffhanger (make one den hur) (we've done one here so...)

Hagto'Zhl - ''i got a strang feelin dat we shuld suddenly go troll gratz... Ray'loth - ''mehbeh yor jus hungry. also ya cant troll dat dood he can break ya in half in a sec Fre'kloar - ''dood dats not a dum idea... GRATZ IS COMIN TA BOREALIS Voa'reak - ''HOW CAN YA KNO DAT? Fre'kloar - ''DA ANDROMEDA DOODS MAN. I WENT AN SMAKED A FREW RATBOYZ AN DRACBOYZ - NOT DA COLLECTIV DOODS DA IMPERIUM LOSAS - AN DEY SED DA LEGION OF BADMANZ IS COMIN FROM DERE DUM GALACSI TO DIS ONE AFTA SOM ARTIFACT AN SHIT. DEY SAID GRATZ IS LEEDIN DEM Kal'kuir - ''ooooh....IM GONNA PREPARE OUR GRAVES DEN Fre'kloar smached Kal'kuir. Kal'kuir - OW Knar'gank - all i kno is dat dat dikhed killed ma dad. imma find sm painful way for him ta die... Jol'kiar - ''yeh cus yor dada wus a troll Knar'gank - ''tru (wat nao) Fre'kloar - ''so yeh...I DUNT CARE WAT ANY OF YA FINK. WES FITIN HIM. Zalk'don - ''sur but yoo dai furst Voa'reak - ''erm...we defeeted him once we can beet him agen???? den agen fre'kloar ya great grandad needed da metal body ta surviv him so...REL'LARUTINA OR NAKTO Naktor'zak - ''I CULD BLAST HIM TA ORBIT WIV MA SIK TANK as long as he dusnt break it apart an stoof Rel'larutina - ''What? I'm not going up against a demonic beast like that out of nowhere unless it's at least flanked by someone else. Fre'kloar - ''oh ma dayz yoo pussies jus fite him Brag'klogga - ''YOO DO IT IF YA WANT SO MUCH HUR Fre'kloar - ''...FINE DEN I WILL. Jol'kiar - ''at leest we got sum time pra prepar ourselves Fre'kloar stormed out the room. Grak'tona - wats da deel wiv dis gratz'kaoz dood i dunt get it Drizz'pyrokirk - i fink hes like our abominabul snow loron Grak'tona - ''oh. hes toast den Jol'kiar smacked Grak'tona. Jol'kiar - ''IN CASE YOO HAVENT NOTICED, "YOR HIGHNESS", OUR BOSS JUS GOT PISSED OFF FANKS TA LOSAS LIKE YOO Grak'tona smacked Jol'kiar. Grak'tona - ''DO NOT TOUCH DA KING WIV YOR UNWORFF HANDS YA LOSA Jol'kiar - ''YOO WANNA START? COM FITE ME Grak'tona - FINE DEN SHUT UP AN WRESTLE ME Hagto'Zhl - YOO ALL SHUT UP. Grak'tona - ''WHAI SHULD I Hagto'Zhl punched Grak'tona, and with Jol'kiar, he was beaten up. Jol'kiar - ''DATS WHAI Grak'tona - WIMP YA HAV TA GET A FRIEND TA BEET ME Jol'kiar - SO GUYZ... WE ALL NEED TA APOLOGISE TO OUR BOSS. Knar'gank - ''cept me (knar'gank of all peepz wouldnt say dat dumbo( (whai not) (hes da quiet collectiv one) (hur fine go ta hell) All of the Loron simply left.
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 * ta