Fiction:Da Rogue Boyz/Da Warz

"Loronz neva loos ya see. Ifya win ya win, if ya die ya die fightin so it dont count. If ya run away den ya can jus come back ta fight anuva day an dats alrite. If a god coems an takes ya to anubva dimension den dey jus cheated an cheaateas are dumb. In dis way, aLoron neva loses. No matta wat empire."

- Da Propa Big War Boss Thr'aloy

About the only thing the Loron are good at. They steal from other races technology so their technology is the most advanced ever and they kidnap scientists, often then end up torturing them and eating their brains to gain their knowledge. In terms of strategies, they have AI s that dictate good tactics and that is way they have not yet lost a war (if you can retreats as not losing). Also, they have so many billions of planets they own, or at least inhabit, all of which are protected by Nano-defence grid. This means the Nano-units destroy pretty much all threat. Recent technology from UNANNOUNCED EMPIRE means they are soon invincible... that and the Tyranodes... and OtzDie.

How they fight
Lorons fight with honour. They don't see fighting as a battle, or a struggle, but as a sport. They see something and concentrate on it until it's dead. But they often try and eat it during the battle, a shame, since they can die in the process. You can't really say they fight with courage, because they're too thick to know how they die. Their extreme toughness means that when they get to the enemy to fight in close combat (Which is their most common and best way of fighting), they often reach before they die, and their numbers are immense. They can fight mid-range, but none of their technology is capable of fight long range, so they have to scavenge it. They always eat and scavenge after the battle. They barely ever lose battles that they try and win. Only 2 occaisions has this ever been known, since the writer accidently made a mistake and wrote it twice by accident.

Ranking System
Coming soon! (when I can figure out how to make graphs)