Creature:Loron

"loronz is gonna smash all of our foes. we iz da best fightas in da ooniverse an anyone who dares ta fink othawise is gonna be crushed an stomped on an den make a nice meel. da boyz is da best. 'nuff said."

- Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

"The absolute pinnacle of soldiers...their genes and build are naturally geared for combat, survival and war. The most biologically capable race I know of. If they were just a bit brighter..."

The Loron are major members of the . As well as being in UNO, there are a rogue group of Loron known as ', and a -alligned group known as '.

History
The Loron have had a brutal history of disgrace. Don't ask them about their history though. They don't know what it means.

Early history
Loron evolved on the planet Groodrub by conquering and killing others. Fighting climates, killing larger creatures and crushing wildlife was the way the Loron became the incredibly strong creatures they are today. Their culture also grew through the Bosses, and they started to become developed. Eventually, their slaves and Da Chikz allowed them to evolve to the Space Stage. It is also known that a 5D being, one of the known as Roz'Tah'Flok made the Loron a stronger species to allow the Chikz to be more powerful by mutating Norol DNA; the  are also said to have mutated this DNA, in what is known as the 'Loron curse'.

Space stage
Loron began the space stage by simply finding another empire and killing them. With the planets they took, they grew in numbers and slave force, as well as stolen technology. They expanded very quickly, until ultimately they stole inter-galactic travel. They truly made their name in the, crushing over half of the galaxy. However, new bosses gradually turned the Loron into a more civilised race, which caused rogue empires to spawn, and the Loron learned the concept of alliance.

Zr'Ahgloth era
Their new boss,, took over the Loron and made them more barbaric than ever. This way, he made many enemies and conquered many more races, become feared across Ottzello. He also met the DCP, and the DCP/Loron War began. Later, the Loron played a huge part in the March of the Apocalypse.

Loron doom era
During the Second Ottzello Galactic War, the Loron met their near doom. The Kralgon Invasion Force conquered them while their leader was captured by Votarah during a fight between him and Tyraz Breek. They became slaves of the Kralgon, but would return...

After this was an era in which the Loron were involved in two wars; the Second Black Fog War and the 3rd Ottzello Galactic War. However, they were more involved in the former than the latter.

Due to a strange time anomaly and the entropic powers of the demon Shu'rimrodir, an alternate "dark version" of the Loron was created and started to attack the Milky Way Galaxy. While the real Loron are still unaware of their existance, the dark counterpart of Zr'Angloth is already keeping an eye on them.

The two Zr'Ahgloth's had a beef with one another, which led to a huge battle. However, Shu'rimrodir brought the two bosses together. Mistaken for Roz'Tah'Flok by zr'Ahgloth, they were forced to join their empires together.

Meanwhile, the Loron were still serving as Kralgon slaves. However, the Kralgon were slowly finding ways to avoid use of the Loron slaves. Due to a new threat, the, the Kralgon began to forget about the Loron. This was a huge mistake; for once Ottzello needed them more than ever.

UNO
While still fighting for the Corruptus, UNO managed to use The System to make the Loron capable of rational thinking and even diplomacy, recognize who are enemies/allies and thus be able to join UNO. However, not all of these Loron were part of The System; some in Ottzello,, had independence.

Biology
Loron are ugly, violent, barbaric and unintelligent creatures with an incredibly robust physique and rapid regeneration rate. Natural fighters with genes geared for combat, a single Loron arm has the average energy of 10,000J (joules), and two Loron arms have 18,000J; a single Loron punch can break bones and penetrate exoskeletons of many species. They are also incredibly tough; their skull is thick enough to absorb most bullets, their skin is almost as tough as an exoskeleton and thus can withstand tremendous punishment that would kill most creatures from pain alone. Also, prolonged experience in/exposure to conflict makes a Loron significantly stronger.

Loron genes evolve rapidly and mutation is common, with the Norol mixing genes of Loron they mate with (which they do by gathering the chromosomes of a dead Loron or a live, old Loron), and producing dozens of Loron with these genes. However, this of course requires Norol to take a lot of energy, and Loron need just as much for their muscle development; Loron on average require around 1,000,000kJ (kilojoules - 1,000 joules) of energy intake daily, while Norol require at least 20,000,000kJ of energy daily. In addition, DNA is changing, and so when Loron live to old ages, they will look completely different from their younger form. Loron change fairly overnight, in the same way a caterpillar would change to a butterfly; wrapping themselves in a nest and then fully taking on their new DNA. This means that an adult Loron will be very different from a teenage Loron (which is the one featured on this page); the older Loron types are Betta Boyz, Sikka Boyz and Killa Boyz.

Behaviour
A barbaric race of war-mongering killers - one of the most warlike races in the universe - the Loron are much more deadly than one would think. Barbaric creatures who eat space wanderers, their number is beyond count. They take pride in causing misery, stealing candy from kids, blackmailing passerby ships for money and hurting other creatures (even other Loron) for fun; Loron wage many conflicts from personal to galactic scale, and even start full-scale wars over bags of chips. The Loron are also known to be incredible entertainers, particularly rappers, and their society - which many would deem is primitive - is unique, free, and formed around their typical gang culture. In battle, Loron show no respect to their oppoennt (insulting and spitting at them), try to make their kills dramatic and painful and tend to fight with bare hands.

Some Loron are a member race of the, serving mainly as UNO's soldiers. Loron in UNO now utilize UNO's technology, and in many cases are much more of a weapon than a race, with some entertainers; Loron do play a role in UNO's society, and their gang culture has influenced the society in many ways. They are selectively bred (as all UNO species are) as soldiers and/or entertainers and workers, and have no literal free will, due to The System which influences their own thoughts, emotions and opinions.

Abilities
Loron, having large heads, have large brains; while unintelligent, they do use this brainpower. Their brainpower provides an innate mentalism ability, meaning Loron brains can access other brains almost hypnotically. This does not mean mind control, but it means that Loron can weaken foes' muscles, adrenaline flow and nerves. In addition, Loron can use this to communicate with each other.

Loron in UNO have The System, which improves this ability.

Society
Loron culture, or kultya, as they call it, is savage and distinct, mocked and declared crude by many others, although it is in fact strong. Loron culture stems from the very first Loron and early gang cultures, and is based around the simple principle of survival of the fittest. It is rough, still revolves around fighting and Loron addictions. Not a single Loron has seen the flaw in their society. Loron addictions are, music (mostly hip hop and rap), cars, eating and pizza. Loron also have a 'religion', in which they worship several Da Godz, their main god being Roz'Tah'Flok (although in non-UNO societies, it is now more commonly Zr'An'Kar, with Roz'Tah'Flok being reviled; in UNO society it is the opposite way round), which they serve with sacrifices and pizza parties.

Another aspect is the Mafia. Just as popular as the military, Loron Mafias are very deadly. They cause havoc, deaths and piracy to innocents. Mafias are also the only Loron gangs that accept other species. Mafias are hugely popular in Loron culture, and 99% of Loron have some involvement in a mafia. Mafias are also notably organised for Loron.

Habitat
Loron live in rough habitats. Filled with shady folk, gang wars, fights in every day life, to others it would seem as horrible and dystopian. Loron society is barbaric, but to Loron, it is paradise. Buildings are normally made of little more than scrap metal and bricks. Occaisionally they band together in bars, for sports and other Loronly events, but besides this, it is a constant conflict. But this is why Loron love it. Environment on Loron worlds is normally lush, mostly jungles, as Loron prefer these environments, and Loron Chikz tend to terraform worlds to be like this. However, it can sometimes be deserts or barren planets, mainly when the Loron have eaten the entire populace.

After the, the Loron of Da Propa Big Loron Empire lived with UNO. Loron within UNO have their own cities which they live in, but several live in UNO's cities. These Loron are gangsters, however, but do enjoy the fruits of UNO, and are completley immersed with UNO's society.

Attachment
In UNO, all species have a zero-point generator in their bodies, and grow a metal attachment thanks to editing from the System. The Loron in UNO, thus, have a special attachment which utilizes this. The Loron's special attachment is a vibroblade; a vibrating blade on their arm that works like a chainsaw. This can move incredibly quickly, and when added with Dark Chronoscopic, can become a laser-tipped edge of the blades. UNO's quantum replicating technology means the saw can be repaired easily. The attachment makes the Loron even more powerful in combat.

Vehicles
Loron in UNO now share UNO's starships, as their own were poor in comparison. However, Loron in Da Rogue Boyz have their own Vehiclez and Shipz, which are shown to be much more advanced than older Loron technology. The Rogue Boyz, however, have had technological help from the and.

Devices
Loron lack very complex devices. Their devices are nearly all stolen from others and adapted for Loron usage.

Artificial Intelligence
Loron Artificial Intelligence, or Da Geekz, are intelligent computers mass produced by Da Chikz in factories, to suit many purposes. But their intelligence is vital to helping the Loron become as powerful as they are.

Factions
UNO= The Propa Big Loron Empire joined the ' in the. UNO's Loron are mostly clones, and all use The System in their bodies, which is what makes them manageable and stronger. The Loron that work in UNO work in a military, but are used as more of a weapon than a member. Da Rogue Boyz= During, a boss, , united several old Loron empires to form his own rogue Loron group, which began to grow in power. These were . They have, since, grown hugely. UNO haven't noticed them much, but this may change, as they continue to grow in strength. Da Deffmarch Boyz= The  is a Loron empire that is controlled by the. The empire is currently growing at an exceptional rate, even for Loron. Da Ovas= The are a group of Loron who exist in the unexplored Quadrant 21. There are many factions of the Quadrantia Loron, but all are pirates and raiders.
 * Tier level: 2.4
 * Leader: UNOL
 * Goal: Bring peace and order, through war
 * Location: Ottzello Sector
 * By: OluapPlayer
 * Tier level: 3
 * Leader: Da Leedas
 * Goal: BUILD DA BEST LORON EMPIRE EVA AN SMASH UNO
 * Location: Ottzello Sector
 * By: Imperios
 * Tier level: 3
 * Goal: TA SERV DA REEL GODZ
 * Leader:
 * Location: Milky Way
 * Quadrantia Loron
 * By: Dinoman82
 * Tier level: 3
 * Goal: Loot and raid
 * Leader: Various
 * Location: Quadrant 21

The, similar to the Quadrantia Loron, are pirates and raiders. However, they are more well known as being mercenary bikers; generally Mirus Loron are more full of Crazy Boyz (similar to these), and love to ride around in bikes while running erands. Another thing that differentiates them from common Loron is that they are more addicted to heavy metal than rap music, and will often scream along to heavy metal songs as they smash their foes.
 * Mirus Loron
 * By: MatthewMosley
 * Tier level: 3
 * Goal: jus SMASH STOOF
 * Leader: Various
 * Location: Milky Way

The are a subspecies of Loron who are more different than the Quadrant and Mirus Loron subspecies are. Unlike most Loron, they are notoriously posh; while a Loron would insult someone by sying "YA MOMS DUM", a Cyrannian Loron would say "Thy female provider is deprived of intellect". They work with the, the.
 * Cyrannian Loron
 * By: Cyrannian and Technobliterator
 * Tier level: N/A
 * Goal: We shall do what we want
 * Leader: Various
 * Location: Milky Way

Individuals
UNO doodz= Da Rogue Boyz doodz= Deffmarch doodz= Others=  - a Dark Chronoscopic paradoxic Loron, being technically created by himself. He was the leader of the Original Dark Five and is a minion of Emperor Zargoth. He is the responsable for the creation of the.
 * [[File:Zr'Ahgloth.png]] Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth - the leader of the Propa Big Loron Empire. An idiotic leader, he seeks nothing but power, death, destruction and pizza. He aims also to kill the other Loron empires.
 * [[File:MiniThraloy2.png]] Da Propa Big Warboss Thr'aloy - the leader of the Loron military. Stronger than the others, he is often seen as Zr'Ahgloth's right hand man, as he is second strongest Loron in the Propa Big Loron Empire. He is also part of The Skull in the UNOC Unit.
 * [[File:MiniFrekloar.png]] Da Propa Big Rogue Boss Fre'kloar - a leader with ambitions, his dream of creating the ultimate Loron faction is very close to coming true with.
 * [[File:MiniJolkiar.png]]  - the leader of the natural Loron in Da Rogue Boyz (Fre'kloar is the leader over all), Jol'kiar is a Sikka Boy, who is a mentor of Fre'kloar and of the other Loron.
 * [[File:MiniVoareak.png]]  - the Jetpak Boss, Voa'reak is a flight-obsessed Loron, who has a jetpack wired into his spine and his nerves.
 * [[File:MiniKalkuir.png]]  - a Loron Tekknoboss, Kal'kuir is a cyborg Loron who has an obsession with building a bigger and better gun than he already has.
 * [[File:MiniKnargank.png]]  - a Loron Sneeka, Knar'gank has grown up in the jungle, and has the abilities of photosynthesis, skin colour change and much more.
 * [[File:MiniNaktorzak.png]]  - a Crazyboss, Naktor'zak does not only drive, he is the Propa Big Rogue Tank; he never leaves the tank and is wired into it, only appearing outside as a hologram.
 * [[File:MiniBadmanz.png]] Da Propa Big Ebul Boss Br'klakkon - a hyper intelligent Loron in command of the Legion of Badmanz, this power-hungry and arrogant individual's schemes are a deadly threat.

Subspecies
Loron'Kikra= The , or "Dark Loron", are a subspecies of Loron which originated from and. Created when Kolossus simulated an alternate reality in which the Loron'Kikra would be born, they were an army of Shu'rimrodir's during the. When they were defeated, Kolossus later revived shortly before. The Loron'Kikra are members of Da Rogue Boyz, the and the Legion of Badmanz; notable individuals include,  and.

Cold Loron= The Cold Loron are a subspecies of Loron who have much tougher skin, and the ability to spit freezing liquid nitrogen (colder than liquid nitrogen) at enemies from their arms; however, they are less physically strong than ordinary Loron. The Cold Loron came about when a Loron Warboss' starship went into a wormhle, taking him back in time and to the territory of. Through evolution here, they became much colder, and when the Cold Ones died, they took over their section of space in the remnants Arm of Memories, which only they can access. They were later added to the Rogue Boyz, which is the only civilization they are members of. Notable Cold Loron individuals include.

Kraw Loron= A species of weaker Loron, the Kraw Loron have lost their gangster personality completely, instead being still incredibly stupid and animallike but still rational and serve as the 's bodyguards for some individuals.

Cyrannian Loron= The Cyrannian Loron are different in appearance to the ordinary Loron. They are incredibly posh and sophisticated, though in many cases, still aggressive and hostile. Cyrannian Loron are part of the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus and more notably the Cyrannian Sydnicate.

Organisations
There are multiple Loron mafia, and several Loron mercenary factions. These Loron are often Loron who have been on the run, and are looking for a better life. They will pick up pieces they find and use them for combat, which is the way they live their life from then on.

Quotes
{{quote|I have fought one before. They are some of the toughest creatures on the planet, and I might've lost if I didn't go into the Kolasi form.|Warlord Yahars {{quote|They will make good allies... we will rule them... the Allies will pay... they will eat cheesecake... IF THEY OBEY US!|Ssik}} {{quote|I wonder if the Loron have a figthing style...if so, I would like to test it against ours.|Khazurhal Angazhar, Demon King of the Deathmarch}} {{quote|The Lorons will feast... feast upon the destruction that will come swiftly to their pitfall civilization! The very air around them is tarnished with the blood already spilled upon them by themselves.|Vartekian Empire}} {{quote|Hah! The Loron are the most idiotic species the DCP has ever encountered. Barely sapient these savage barbarians believe they have won so many victories in our war, even though they are quite minor. The DCP is enjoying blasting their planets and systems, as we use them to test our newest weapons on!|Emperor Wormulus II}} {{quote|The Loron will be vanquished, as my great army rides the stars in search of the next system. I will crush all who lies before me. I will destroy all things Loron, and end their savage regime! Prepare Loron, prepare to suffer horribly under my energy mace!|Warlord Titanozor of the DCP.}} {{quote|The Loron are an evil and idiotic race that have grown to be too large to handle. They have only surived this long due to their sheer size. The Grox tell us they soon will no longer be a problem.|Taxton Grand Council}} {{quote|The latest insulting adjective to enter our language: Loronic!|Captain Ingcos}} {{quote|Fools, barbarians and incapable of enlightenment. Just one word: blasphemy. And just one word what to do with them. EXTERMINATE!|Spiritmaster Tadjeleon}} {{quote|The Loron are interesting, and like us in many ways, I just hope that the party goes well!|Captain Arian}} {{quote|Hmmmm. The Loron might be useful to us.(Sees a loron trying to eat a stick.) Or maybe not.|Darkling Empire}} {{quote|The Loron think they're so tough. Eating other species, killing for no reason whatsoever...that's just sick. They had better hope they stay peaceful with us.|TIAF}} {{quote|Bigfatstupidaliensaywhat?!|TIAF}} {{quote|The Loron are probably the most unintelligent beings in the galaxy, no, the Universe. They think they will rule everyone. Have they met the Xhodocto? The Vartekians? The CSA? The whole community will laugh when their last survivor is murdered.|{{fiction|United Veatrex Federation}}}} {{quote|The Loron aggravate us to an extent that we do not understand. We cannot comprehend their knowledge's extent. Such a small brain in such a large cranium cap. If they tried to eat a Xhodocto, they would burn inside out.|Khazurhal Draguros/Kamik-Shi, Supreme Demon King of the Deathmarch}} {{quote|We find it strange that such a creature could've even developed sentience, let alone space travel. Most of the space in their rather large skull is devoted to keeping their undersized and underworked brain barely functional, which we find rather amusing.|Salsetthe Exobiologist Qagh'var}} {{quote|GRRRAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!|Descended Tyraz, new king of the Zazane Empire.}} {{quote|A dangerous and cunning species; although we are not at war with them, we consider them neutral and keep caution with them. However, they are a force to be reckoned with and have great potential, whether they will be good or evil. We hope to one day improve our Galactic Relations with the Loron.|Empress Ramashe of Rambo Nation}} {{Quote|You might think yourselves powerful, but let me say this: One day you will make one too many enemies, and then all the crude insults you can muster will not save you. It is my fervent hope that I live to see that day. |Ja'Dan Fleetfather of the Fordan Empire}} {{quote|The Loron are a changing matter. We never expected them to be such a malicious empire until we read their file. It looks like they will have to learn a lesson or two.|Maj. Estadd}} {{quote|Foul treachous pests!|{{fiction|Shu'rimrodir}}}} {{quote|blu loronz is all stoopid cept da ones in Da Rogue Boyz|Hagto'Zhl of the {{creature|Loron'Kikra}}}} {{quote|Idiotic...incompetent...but perhaps...useful...|{{creature|Junction Mind}}}} {{quote|Lorons are the thorn and roses. We use Captured Lorons for cure testing. We once tested a new cure for transparency on a Loron with that disease! It worked! THANK YOU GUINEA LORONS!!!! YOU ARE SO LORONLY!!!!|Maniccot Scientist}} {{quote|If their race fought us...what would be the outcome?|Zí-Jittorám}} {{quote|Thou art only one letter short of "moron".|High-Templar Oderak}}
 * Technobliterator is proud to say that the Loron page is home to the very first "quotes from other empires" section of the SporeWikiverse"

{{quote|Their grammer is ill compared to our own, but similar genetic make-up brings us closer. We are VERY distantly related, like our great-great-great grandfather's 437th cousin kind of distant relation. Hmm....|Spoer, brave operative in Operation: Cold}}

{{quote|The Loron are insult to BOTH reptillians and inects, but the Norol are ok.|Vivan DaTrak, Arvekian Union leader}}

{{quote|They may be dumb but I certainly don't wanna face 'em, not even with the help of the Shazatilia Union of Peace.|Technoran Bionymous of the S.U.P}}

{{quote|Da Loron race iz finished. UNO peepz are idiot geekz, an {{Fiction|Da Rogue Boyz}} are da dum peepz who think they're betta dan the othas just cause they're a seperate empire. An dose {{Fiction|Legion of Badmanz}} doodz wanna blow-up da ooniverse. I'm da only cool Loron left, cuz I joined da cause of profit with ma new peepz an y'all can go ta hell. Or join me, dat's coola.|{{Captain|Khan'Zralaka}}}}

{{quote|They could be a valuable race if only they were more intelligent, but who knows they could become intelligent one day.|Eldarisian Empire}} {{quote|Ugh.|{{Captain|Lion}}}}

Trivia

 * Originally Technobliterator used them in one game, but when the space stage was reached the game was abandoned. They were created as Galot opposites, and their language came from modern gangster culture and from stereotypical internet langage.
 * Loron were created 18:35, January 29, 2010