Captain:Diplomat Lezia

"Diplomacy ain't hard, just tell the others how great and kind you are and poof! Instant Alliance! now repeat this 65000 Times and you've got a Big happy Galaxy... As long as Xhoddies don't show up."

- Diplomat Lezia

Lezia Ipevreia, or Diplomat Lezia, is the Best and the official diplomat of the Friendly Republic of the Asgord. She will go to Great lengths to ally everyone in the Galaxy, even if the other empire is evil or not.

Lezia is a big friend of Empress Helenia, and she sometimes goes to Helenia's palace in Free time. She is also descended, but she barely knows how to use her powers.

She is currently married to Tyraz Breek, and this couple currently has one son, called Kezoreg (Ipevreia) Breek.

Childhood
Lezia Ipevreia was born in the Asgord Empire's 2nd Planet, Kane'es, in the City of Ekia, on 06/06/376 KRE. She was Raised in a Small home by her Parents, and it is said that she had a big Fascination for aliens and their technology.

In School, she had average grades in school, with an average of 59%. She graduated from school in 390 KRE, at Age 14.

At the time she graduated, she always wanted to speak to Aliens and share her thoughts with them. As she didn't know how to do this, she went to a local Party. In there she met a friend who told her she should be a Diplomat, and she then went to a 1 Year Diplomacy Course. Surprisingly, she did well in the course, and then she was accepted as a Diplomat of the Asgord Empire.

Early Diplomat Days
in 391 KRE, she was asked to ally an Empire that was at war with another of the Asgord's Allies. She went to said Empire and asked for an Alliance. Initially the Answer was no, but after she launched a party generator to their home planet, they accepted the Alliance, but the War continued. Then Empress Katrina didn't care about that.

After successfully allying 65 more Empires, in 394 KRE, the Empire saw that she had Potential, and named her "Great Diplomat Lezia", and she became the Official Diplomat of the Asgord Empire.

400 KRE
In Aninaar 400 KRE, she was asked to ally the Kraw, Iteok and the Tahars, but when she allied the Iteok, there was huge controversy around that move, and Asgordia, Capital of the Aasgordian's Home world, Ka'an, was even attacked. Helenia, Empress of the Asgord Empire, later held a 3 Day long assembly, and Repaired all Relations, as long as the Asgord did not Interact with the Iteok-Tahar War. During that time, she made a friendship with 3FK0, the Hakonian Diplomat (Who is now a Great Diplomat of the Terridor Federation).

Lezia x Tyraz
During the Time of the BNSC-Zazane War, 18/02/401 KRE, Tyraz was constantly annoying Diplomat Lezia in her journeys, until his appearance in a Vykorian Party caused Lezia to attempt to kill Tyraz Breek 4 Times, but he always resurrected. After this, Lezia took a long vacation (1 Month), which began in 25/02/401 KRE. During the vacation, Lezia and Tyraz forgived each other and eventually fell in love, and eventually got married on 24/03/401 KRE.

Angazhar (Section by Xhodocto3546)


Lezia's somewhat annoying nature (towards Xhodocto, at least) has gathered the attention of Khazurhal Angazhar, which she has talked to on a regular basis. Angazhar has become increasingly annoyed by Lezia - in which Ka'an has become under threat by the Xhodocto.

(Section by Irskaad)

Ka'an was eventually destroyed by Khazhural Angazhar, and Angazhar cursed Lezia, and her future descendents. After this, Lezia left to Horehronie, in Despair. There, she found out she was pregnant, after Tyraz and Lezia mated before Tyraz was captured by Vartekians. She named her son Kezoreg Breek.

Tyraz's Insanity and Station Halcyon
Lezia was in a battle with Tyraz until the Xhodocto invited both in the Necropolis. After a few minutes, Lezia demanded to go back home, which only happened a few minutes later. After that, they were sent to Yorg, Horehronie, Kraw Empire. There, Tyraz blew up Downtown Yorg, and lezia was so shocked she demanded to be killed, a Kraw granting her wish. She was then descended by Tyraz, and she lied there, unconscious, only to be awakened again. Lezia was wierded out by Tyraz's strange behaviour, and his knowledge of the Dark Tongue.

Lezia sent Tyraz back to his Empire, and saw the Asgordian News, which told about Avexia's Troubles in Station Halcyon, and decided to help her in Station Halcyon. She then returned, and focused on waiting for Kezoreg to hatch.

Holy Shadow War
Lezia had her home planet destroyed when Kezoreg was born, in 03/00/402 KRE. She then Fled to tantalus, but Angazhar visited her, and smashed the controls of her ship, causing it to crash on the Kraw Borders in Planet Tantalus, Epsilon Eridani. She and Kezoreg survived, and went to a hospital. Currently Lezia is in a hotel with her baby, Kezoreg.

Personality
She has a very Playful and Friendly Personality, which she uses to Incentivate an Empire into allying the Asgord. She is also very Persuasive, never letting go of a possible Ally. She is often called "Annoying" because of this.

She was descended by Tyraz in 11/11/401 KRE. She is Immortal, however, and can see Umbrux. She has genetically modified her skin for it to stay the exact same color it was when she wan't descended.

Happy Quotes

 * Awwwwwww, aren't you cute!
 * I Represent the wonderful FRA. Will you ally us?
 * I want to pet you! You're so cute!
 * You are so cute, want to be friends?

Scared Quotes

 * AHHHH! Stop! Don't hurt me!
 * XHODOCTO! HELP! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
 * Why are you so cruel?! What did we ever do to you???

Opinion Quotes about the FKA

 * Ko'han is a Cruel man... NO TO THE FKA!
 * Who wants to join an Army nowdays? *Giggles*
 * Why do rebels exist? They are going to get attacked too! And possibly worse!

Quotes from other Empires


What does your Empire think of Lezia?

"She is playful and kind, is she avaible for babysitting?"

- Kazalorian Ambassador Lord Ranbolk

"She is the Asgord me!"

- Head Diplomat Pepis

"What good are words when you have a good sword? I can recognize the power of diplomacy, but honestly, all the sweet talking in the galaxy won't help if your opponent is bashing your head in!"

- Common Fordan view of diplomats and diplomacy in general

"Not another do-gooder..."

- MSP.

"Lezia, if only you knew what I feel"

- Tyraz

"Oh.. if you only knew how weird this reality is turning out to be... Now I am going to ... go throw up."

- The God Jonajunn.

"This...mortal as our race puts it...it makes me want to rip that skin off her body and show it to her!"

- Xhodocto Commander

"[Laughs]"

- Khazurhal Angazhar

"She is much like me... NO SHE IS NOT!.. No she is...NO SHE IS NOT!.."

- Telfinne Kyraltiam

"Do us a favor and DIE!"

- The Marinoxidiz

"Despite her friendliness, she could put us all in a lot of danger, by doing deals with evil and corrupt beings. I would call her a threat to security in fact. Iits a miracle (for her anyway!) that she has survived politics of this universe with no sense of fear or danger."

- Warlord Kilnok

"She seems to have Urbach–Wiethe disease which has destroyed the amygdala in her brain (or equivilent), meaning she has no sense of danger."

- Dr.Kenders

"WAT A FLIPPIN ANNOYING LOSA IMMA SHANK DIS WEIRDO TILL SHE DIES A MILLION TIMES DUMBO AN HER BOYFRIEND IS EVEN DUMMA"

- Zr'Ahgloth

"Huh. It's stupid that mortals like her can actually be so damn friendly... and not realise the dangers they are in. I feel sorry for her as much as I feel appalled by her. She's not my problem when she dies."

- Mac

"I know that Diplomacy is sometimes good, but during a war against evil gods, I think she and her followers need to learn how to fight and protect themselves."

- Benjamin XII

Trivia

 * Lezia actually gives nightmares! Xhodocto3546 and Technobliterator were affected! =O