User talk:Irskaad

Archive 1 covers the Period from 27/07/2010 to 28/09/2010. (63 Days) Archive 2 covers the Period from 28/09/2010 to 26/01/2011. (121 Days)

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''' Feel free to talk to me at any time, but please, renember to sign your posts with 4 tils ( ~ ) So I can know who you are. You can also send transmissions to my 10 available Empires, the Kraw, FRA, FKA, Iteok, Tahars, the Terridor Federation, the KGGC, the Tyrekians, Komorians and the Dagorians, but please state to whom you are sending those transmissions. If you are transmitting to all races of a galaxy, put the Kraw Galaxy or the Tymoro Galaxy as the remetent. Oh, and please do not archive my talk page, please. Bye! '''

To FRA
''And that is the only thing You can say? *Spits in disgust* Insult Us and say that You want to spread the Microbes all over You to Our heads with Your very hands? Just wait 'till You see corpses of Your own kind lying around, just wait 'till We spill Your guts! We shall also skin Your youngsters and relatives alive, and show it in front of You, WE SHALL KILL YOU ALL! I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FORGETFUL AND ANNOYING SPECIES IS DEAD! AND DON'T SAY THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US!!!''

To Iteok
''Yes, We shall indeed, I'd love to see Your galaxy finally be the "Iteok Galaxy", or perhaps, for the glory of both of Us, the "Iteok-Radux Galaxy" however, I'd hate to say this, but there is one thing about the Terridor Federation that bugs Me, but still, We shall conquer together for the glory of both of Us! We shall let the Kraw and Tahar become cowardly, running for safety, or better yet, dead.''

To Tahar
''NOTHING! You cannot do anything to stop Us from actually attacking You, not even Your lousy words or Your pathetic currency! We shall see to it that You all die! Not even wormholes and Your technology can stop Us! Nor will it stop the Iteok! We shall prevail!''

To Kraw
''"Iteok Galaxy", or maybe, "Iteok-Radux Galaxy", its something that You would probably and definitely wouldn't want to see or hear of, but I would want to say one thing to You, the Iteok cannot be stopped by mere turrets surrounding their territory, and You cannot even stop Us! Nor will You stop the Iteok!''

- High Fleet Commander Zerkruztozrokr of House Xarikuz

 R17  They will know fear...    11:55, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok again
By the way, We have noticed that You just spoke to the Marinoxidiz and given them some information, though not much, We would want to inform You that they are Enemies and not to be trusted, they are Freaks and enemies of one of Your true allies and friends, that is Us, I hope You do not do this again.

 R17  They will know fear...    12:06, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

To FRA
What a coward.

To Iteok
Yes, of course, anyways, about the Terridor, well, as You can see, a member race in their Federation is half-mechanical, and it has frustrated Me a little bit, and also, about the Marinoxidiz, well, as You can see, they have greatly insulted Us once, and they think We are weaker than We actually are, and We despise them greatly for this, and say that We are too cowardly to come and find them, when in fact We aren't, they have annoyed Us, and We hated them very much, but still, We shall do anything We can to prevent others from ruining glory.

To Tahar
''Don't make Me laugh, We have been known to immediately and quickly crush any attempts to escape on sight, and nobody has escaped Our wrath before, and running to Our allies? Well, just to say, that the DCP attacked the KGGC, the race You were trying to help, before, I would like to say that We shall still march to wreak havoc on Your beloved galaxy, to force it into submitting to both the Iteok and House Xarikuz, because You are pathetic!''

To Kraw
''Do what they can to defend from Us, and inevitably fail, try not to make Me laugh, I stick to frowning all the time until glorious battle and the amazing carnage and the spilling of guts come! And also, just think about how primitively Tier 5 and Tier 4 are almost every single being in the Kraw Galaxy are, but still, I cannot wait till the "Iteok-Radux Galaxy" becomes a reality, and go ahead, keep saying that You can try and stop Us, it will be futile anyways.''

- Zerkruztozrokr again

 R17  They will know fear...    12:21, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
We should be destroying the Marinoxidiz, not allying with them, if House Xarikuz ever allies with them it is a disgrace and an insult to Us, for a Freak can never be allied with or whatever bla bla bla, they must die, they cannot live, being Cyborg is a very great crime and an insult, and House Xarikuz shall stick to such a saying.

To Tahar
No Tough Luck, We have even faster Interstellar and Intergalactic Travel than Your pathetic Tier 4-3 Garbage, so We can catch You, and even if You can outnumber Us, We always have ways to kill off so many with so little, since it is Our "specialty", so just shut up, unless You want billions and billions of Pseudomatter Missiles raining upon Your worlds, and besides, We can still easily kill You off with surgical precision without even anyone knowing it.

To Kraw
Yeah, keep saying that, it will never succeed only in Your own dreams, just wait 'till You see what We can do to a pathetic dumping area of Tier 5, Tier 4 and Tier 3 garbage.

- (Should be obvious Who's saying this)

 R17  They will know fear...    11:02, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
''Missiles designed to generate Wormholes that suck in ships and send them to nowhere? interesting, We may help each other out with excellent weapons technology, You may get weapons from Us, examples are Ion Cannons, firing in a 3 shot burst, each shot fired is very powerful, and it is possible to heavily cripple a ship so easily with such weapons, 1st one takes out the shields, 2nd one breaches the hull and the 3rd shot either cripples a ship beyond repair, or completely destroy them, there are also Pseudomatter Missiles, releasing clouds of deadly nano-replicators that, upon hitting an enemy, will release majorons, slowly eating them away and destroying them, with a slow but extremely painful death, it even works against antimatter!''

To Tahar
Heh, evacuation to another space-faring civilization is cowardice by the way, why don't You stand up and fight against Us?

To Kraw
Maybe it won't, its just a fantasy I spoke about, a false dream, You cannot easily stand a chance, even with a galaxy united, but give it a try, if You dare...

 R17  They will know fear...    11:17, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
I speak of a different weapon, and also, yes, We can, but I don't think Gemzokzoprz (If it is XR language and plural, it uses Z instead of S) can mix well with Your currency, anyways, these Pseudomatter Weaponry might be an excellent upgrade to both the Splitter and Avenger Missiles Your race normally uses.

To Kraw
''You know You will fail, this time, You are facing not just one race, but two! And You will have to face an Iteok Khereg that is even stronger, perhaps 3 times or more than before, add Us and You can just say "Oh fudge We are so screwed"!''

 R17  They will know fear...    11:39, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
I am not sure.

To Tahar again
Heheh, the DCP said that You are foolish, and may still despise You, We will do their "dirty work" for them, it would be wise to evacuate to Your beloved Kraw Buddies instead...

To Kraw
Even with the TIAF's excellent spying and intelligence, they still will have very little idea about what We are capable of, no matter what, so lets just say that You greatly underestimate Us, and lets also say that the TIAF is so underestimating, You people have no idea about many things about Us, You cannot just expect to win so easily.

To Iteok
Okay, for free, perhaps a couple of "wormhole generators" and "majoron mites" may not be too bad, but remember, use the Pseudomatter wisely, and careful not to corrode Yourselves.

To Tahar
''They call You foolish, they say that You are rebuilding their Enemies, the KGGC and that You are only interested in their knowledge on galactic history, and call You selfish, and You say they are respected allies and will never hurt You? ''

To Kraw
''You are tier 4, vs what? An even higher level of a technological tier? We're tier U, but roughly tier 2 and slightly tier 1, and You say We underestimate? Your mouth speaks of false words.''

 R17  They will know fear...    09:44, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
Alright, a nice business to do so.

To Tahar
How about this, they sent it to Us, and it is not fake, hehehe...

"The Tahar are indeed foolish, rebuilding the very society which could have caused their collaspse. They only want the KGGC because they have knowledge on galactic history. Indeed this is selfish on others. Unfortunately DCP forces have been concentrating on fighting several different foes. But we have an idea to break perhaps any defenses of that galaxy. Destroy the historical databases the KGGC have, without them, the Tahar, Kraw and Iteok will lose interest in the KGGC. However, it seems none of the Kraw races are much of a threat to us, we have time on our side."

- Quoted from the House Xarikuz Transmission Log

To Kraw
Because they were weaker before, this time it would be harder, way even harder.

 R17  They will know fear...    09:57, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the TIAF
''Hello, Kraw, we have heard of your conflict with the Iteok and XR, if you wish, you may have the full military support of the TIAF to prevent the Iteok and XR from destroying your civilization as well as the other Kraw Galaxy civilizations. If you accept, we will send 500,000 troops to our Kraw Galaxy Command, at which point they are under your full control until the end of the conflict. Send your response swiftly.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

March of Doom - Kraw Galaxy Siege remake anyone?
BTW, since I am getting so exited and I can't wait to officially start March of Doom and A Sublime War, perhaps Kraw Galaxy Siege will also get a remake, and is part of A Sublime War, it will be remade, and begins with House Xarikuz attacks on many places in the Kraw Galaxy, using stealthy attacks that almost nobody will notice, they will try and cause severe damage, while the main fleet is destroying the Kraw defensive colonies that surround the Iteok Khereg.

 R17  They will know fear...    09:51, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission - BNSC
"We would love to help you and your empire from the Xarik-Radux, any ally that tries to help us save our homeplanet is a good ally in our book. Consider it done!!!"

- Lieutenant Admiral Benjamin XII

BNSCLeader -  Talk Channel  19:56, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

BTW Irskaad...
I copy-pasted this to make sure that We do not forget it.


 * [07:17] <@Reaper_17> *KDCs are destroyed, the XR successfully free the Iteok*
 * [07:17]  *Toragh 9 cheers*
 * [07:17] <@Reaper_17> Zerkruztozrokr - It is time!
 * [07:18]  Toragh 9 - Indeed.
 * [07:19]  Toragh 9 - Shall we hunt the Tahars for food?
 * [07:19] <@Reaper_17> Zerkruztozrokr - I have a plan that may possibly work, a plan that may prevent the KGGC from joining the Terridor Federation, We cannot risk such a treachery.
 * [07:19] <@Reaper_17> Zerkruztozrokr - I should contact them.
 * [07:19]  Toragh 9 - Why would you interfer with the growth of our allies?
 * [07:20] <@Reaper_17> Zerkruztozrokr - The Terridor Federation can accept another Race for all I care, but not a freak like the KGGC.
 * [07:20] <@Reaper_17> Zerkruztozrokr - The KGGC are to be considered enemies.
 * [07:20] == Reaper_17 has changed nick to Zerkruztozrokr
 * [07:20]  Toragh 9 - Also, have I showed you my pet? Vyrhos! *Vyrhos, an Errrbot, appears*
 * [07:21] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Darn, that is Marinoxidiz Material, they just mislead and manipulate You, can You please not interact with them on friendly terms again... *facepalm*
 * [07:21] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Sometimes, it feels like the universe is upon You.
 * [07:21] <@Zerkruztozrokr> -_-
 * [07:22] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Anyways, where was I? Oh, the Terridorians.
 * [07:22]  Toragh 9 - Do not attack our allies.
 * [07:22] <@Zerkruztozrokr> I did not mean attack the Terridor Federation.
 * [07:23]  Toragh 9 - Ok, than what?
 * [07:23] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Well, I know of another plan to stop the KGGC.
 * [07:23] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Hehehe....
 * [07:23]  Toragh 9 - Why are you so interested in an Empire we never heard of?
 * [07:24] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Those things We destroyed, those things that prevented You from destroying another pathetic being, the Defensive Colonies, We shall set Up defensive colonies to prevent them from contacting the TerFed.
 * [07:24]  (If you say they allied with the Tahars, that will get them to Attack the KGGC)
 * [07:25]  Toragh 9 - Isn't this betraying the TerFed?
 * [07:25] <@Zerkruztozrokr> And Why am I interested? Well, just to say, they were Our enemies, great enemies, and We cannot let them live any longer.
 * [07:25] <@Zerkruztozrokr> And also, the KGGC are allied with Your enemies, the Tahar and Kraw.
 * [07:25] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (Okay)
 * [07:25]  Toragh 9 - They... WHAT?
 * [07:25] <@Zerkruztozrokr> The KGGC are allied with both the Tahar and the Kraw, Your enemies.
 * [07:26]  Toragh 9 - Attack the KGGC. But - If they join the TerFed, we halt the attacks. We can't let them do that.
 * [07:27] <@Zerkruztozrokr> And they would simply spy on the Terridor Federation and Your Khereg for the Tahar and Kraw if they join the TerFed.
 * [07:27]  Toragh 9 - The Terridor Federation are honest allies.
 * [07:27] <@Zerkruztozrokr> And tell the Kraw and Tahar everything about You, the TerFed and Us, and Our enemies shall see whatever We have coming.
 * [07:28] <@Zerkruztozrokr> To be honest, they'll just join the TerFed, then stab Us in the back.
 * [07:28]  Toragh 9 - Shall we just go? And no, they won't stab us in the back.
 * [07:28] <@Zerkruztozrokr> I was referring to the KGGC, not the Terridor.
 * [07:29]  Toragh 9 - Let's go.
 * [07:29] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Wait first, I shall contact the Terridor.
 * [07:30] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Terridorians, I would like to say that the KGGC are allies with the enemies of Your allies, and that they shall only spy on Us, You and the Iteok for Our enemies, do not let such treachery happen, the KGGC cannot live.
 * [07:30]  Valxarx - Say wha? Stop putting propaganda on my talk box. (Transmitter)
 * [07:31] <@Zerkruztozrokr> The KGGC must not live, I cannot let You, an ally, fall into enemy hands.
 * [07:31] <@Zerkruztozrokr> An ally of the Iteok.
 * [07:31] <Irskaad> Valxarx - *Shuts off transmission*
 * [07:31] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Restarts the transmission*
 * [07:32] <Irskaad> Valxarx - WHAT???
 * [07:32] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Stop being so persistent, just go and try to kill the KGGC, or assist the Iteok in killing them.
 * [07:33] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Seriously, you are annoying us. And we are on friendly terms with them. So no. Goodbye, we are already helping the URC in a war. *Shuts off Transmission*
 * [07:33] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Restarts the transmission*
 * [07:33] <Irskaad> Valxarx - *Turns it off*
 * [07:33] <@Zerkruztozrokr> You shall pay dearly for Your treachery should it happen, We barely even tolerate You now...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Iteok...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Those...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> darn...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> KGGC...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> seem...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> to...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> be...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> successful...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> in...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> manipulating....
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Our....
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Allies.
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> into...
 * [07:34] <@Zerkruztozrokr> friendly terms!
 * [07:35] <@Zerkruztozrokr> I shall make the KGGC pay!
 * [07:35] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - Let's just go.
 * [07:35] <@Zerkruztozrokr> We shall first assassinate Ekrixx of the KGGC, and then We shall continue on killing them.
 * [07:35] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (Wait first, BRB, going to eat breakfast, coming back later)
 * [07:35] == Zerkruztozrokr has changed nick to R17_away
 * [07:35] <Irskaad> (Ok.)
 * [07:45] == R17_away has changed nick to Zerkruztozrokr
 * [07:45] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (I am back)
 * [07:45] <Irskaad> (Ok, Good.)
 * [07:46] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - Ok.
 * [07:46] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Alright, lets go.
 * [07:46] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Initiating Phase jump.
 * [07:46] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - *Initiating FTL Drive*
 * [07:47] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Go!
 * [07:47] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *XR Fleet arrives at the edge of a KGGC Star System*
 * [07:47] <@Zerkruztozrokr> And they can't even see Us on radar.
 * [07:47] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - *Arrives at a KGGC Planet* (Ekrixx is in Kraxia)
 * [07:48] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Officer, is this the Planet Kraxia?
 * [07:48] <@Zerkruztozrokr> [Officer] Negative.
 * [07:48] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Darn!
 * [07:48] <@Zerkruztozrokr> [Officer] Wait! I got the coordinates
 * [07:48] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Well then go there!
 * [07:48] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Activating Phase jump again!
 * [07:49] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - *Prepares FTL Drives*
 * [07:49] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Go!
 * [07:49] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - *Arrives in Kraxia*
 * [07:49] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *XR Fleet arrives at Kraxia*
 * [07:50] <Irskaad> Iteok - Wow, the Galactic Core...
 * [07:50] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - I see no Grox anywhere.
 * [07:51] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Iteok, contact Ekrixx, don't just say "We will destroy You", say something like "You are just trying to spy upon Us and the Terridor Federation, and manipulating Our allies so that You can join them, You are an enemy, You must die for this treachery!"
 * [07:51] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - That will blow our cover!
 * [07:52] <@Zerkruztozrokr> It won't do much, besides, they are defenseless currently, and also, not only that, We have got many Radar jammers, Teleport Inhibitors and various other stuff to prevent them from escaping.
 * [07:52] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Just say it to the KGGC.
 * [07:53] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Say it in Your voice.
 * [07:53] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - *Sends Transmission* Are you there? If so, we would like to tell you that... your nefarious plans shall not succeed, because we'll be destroying you. Bye.
 * [07:53] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - I think nobody got it.
 * [07:53] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Shuts off Transmission* It is time...
 * [07:54] <Irskaad> Iteok Commander - Look at everything, it's a frakking Wasteland.
 * [07:55] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Contacts Ekrixx* You are completely surrounded, ACTIVATE TELEPORT INHIBITORS!
 * [07:55] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Steps out of his throne, and teleports to Planet Gymoza, KGGC*
 * [07:55] <@Zerkruztozrokr> [Officer] He seems to have gotten somewhere else, hold on, I got coordinates!
 * [07:56] <@Zerkruztozrokr> We have gotten several Teleport Inhibitors, send one to there.
 * [07:56] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Now I'm safe, now to get to the Galactic Teleporters... *Runs there*
 * [07:56] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *A Teleport Inhibitor arrives at Gymoza and activates*
 * [07:56] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Teleport Inhibitor starts generating a field that prevents any form of Teleportation*
 * [07:56] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Arrives there, but nothing seems to be working* DAMN! Only one alternative left...
 * [07:57] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Gets in his ship, and sets it for a FTL Jump*
 * [07:57] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *An XR Superweapon begins to charge*
 * [07:57] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Get ready...
 * [07:57] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *An XR Bomber fires at the engines of Ekrixx's Ship*
 * [07:57] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - GO! *FTL Jumps, he is now in Horehronie*
 * [07:58] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - This isn't- MY ENGINES!
 * [07:58] <Irskaad> *Ekrixx Ejects from the ship, and lands safely*
 * [07:58] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Glad I brought my Suit with me.
 * [07:58] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Phase jump activated!
 * [07:58] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Coordinates - Horehronie!
 * [07:58] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Go!
 * [07:58] <Irskaad> Kraw - Hello, Ekrixx!
 * [07:59] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Takes the Metro to Varkeos's Palace*
 * [07:59] <Irskaad> *
 * [08:00] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *A small fleet of House Xarikuz bombers, led by Zerkruztozrokr, commanding a Terror Warship arrive at Horehronie, alongside some FTL and Teleport Inhibitors*
 * [08:00] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Runs to Varkeos's Palace*
 * [08:00] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Greetings fools.
 * [08:00] <Irskaad> Kies - WHAT? WHO ARE YOU???
 * [08:00] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Arrives* Varkeos! I need to see Varkeos!
 * [08:01] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Ah! Found You! Ekrixx and Kies, oh, You two. *Activates FTL and Teleport Inhibitors*
 * [08:01] <Irskaad> Clerk - Immediatly, Ekrixx*
 * [08:01] <Irskaad>.
 * [08:01] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Call in a few more ships!
 * [08:01] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *A few more XR Ships come to guard the Inhibitors*
 * [08:01] <Irskaad> *Some Kraw Fleets will engage the enemy*
 * [08:01] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Ornithopters, bomb the palace!
 * [08:01] <Irskaad> *Ekrixx Arrives, grabs varkeos's hand, and teleports to a random city*
 * [08:01] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Frigates, cloak and send troops!
 * [08:02] <Irskaad> Varkeos - I assume they're after you.
 * [08:02] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (The Inhibitors were activated already)
 * [08:02] <Irskaad> (Oops)
 * [08:02] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (Okay)
 * [08:02] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Grr! Not working!
 * [08:03] <Irskaad> Varkeos - Get to my bomb shelter! *They take the elevator*
 * [08:03] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Get me a Transmitter!
 * [08:03] <Irskaad> Varkeos - Here's one.
 * [08:03] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Fellow Capital Ships, protect the Inhibitors, Co-commander, I will leave You to ACTIVATE THE TRANSMISSION INHIBITORS AND CONTROL THE SHIP!
 * [08:03] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Contacts the TerFed, they don't know this*
 * [08:03] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Transmission Inhibitors activate*
 * [08:03] <@Zerkruztozrokr> [Co-commander] Got it!
 * [08:04] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - DAMN!
 * [08:04] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Goes to the Palace via Frigate\*
 * [08:04] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Frigate*
 * [08:04] <Irskaad> Varkeos - I'll get you to safety. *They both get to Varkeos's personal ship*
 * [08:04] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Grabs an Ion Bazooka*
 * [08:05] <Irskaad> Varkeos - FTL Drives Ready... GO! *They Jump to Terrida*
 * [08:05] <@Zerkruztozrokr> F***ing, un-F***ing believable.
 * [08:05] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Get back!
 * [08:05] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Inhibitors deactivate, and the Fleet along with Zerkruztozrokr begin Phase jump*
 * [08:05] <Irskaad> *Varkeos and Ekrixx hurry to Valxarx's palace*
 * [08:06] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Send Me there! I'll handle with them myself personally.
 * [08:06] <Irskaad> Varkeos - We need to see Valxarx. *Both show their IDs*
 * [08:06] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Zerkruztozrokr lands near the Palace*
 * [08:06] <Irskaad> (How come they seem to know everything that happens in the background?(
 * [08:06] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Grabs walkie-talkie* Bombers, launch an Air-strike!
 * [08:07] <Irskaad> Varkeos - *Arrives at the palace*
 * [08:07] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (I don't know, I will fix it when it happens in SporeWiki)
 * [08:07] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Grabs Varkeos's and Valxarx's hand and they Teleport to Planet Vyomiza*
 * [08:07] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (Perhaps it also has something to do with how fast-paced somehow this RP is)
 * [08:07] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Fuuuuuuuudged!!!!!
 * [08:08] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Want to join the TerFed?
 * [08:08] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Through a Walkie-Talkie* Inhibitors, I am plotting these coordinates to You, go to it!
 * [08:08] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Yes, herry!
 * [08:08] <Irskaad> hurry*
 * [08:08] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Sign this.
 * [08:08] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Teleports to Vyomiza*
 * [08:08] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Signs*
 * [08:08] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Hand over a map of your colonies.
 * [08:08] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Hands over*
 * [08:08] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *2 Disruptor pistol shots hit Ekrixx's wrist and the papers*
 * [08:09] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Inhibitors activate*
 * [08:09] <Irskaad> Valxarx - The-
 * [08:09] <Irskaad> Valxarx - AHH!
 * [08:09] <@Zerkruztozrokr> You think You can escape My wrath so easily.
 * [08:09] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Both run*
 * [08:09] <@Zerkruztozrokr> I am just in time.
 * [08:09] <Irskaad> *They close the doors*
 * [08:09] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Shoots Ekrixx in the left foot*
 * [08:09] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *hands over another map*
 * [08:09] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Plants an explosive charge on the door*
 * [08:09] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Detonates explosives*
 * [08:10] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - I hereby declare my empire part of the Terridor Federation...
 * [08:10] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - *Closes another door*
 * [08:10] <@Zerkruztozrokr> There is no easy escape. *Pulls out 2 Ion Death Blades and slices the Door*
 * [08:10] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - And that I pledge full loyalty to Emperor Valxarx!
 * [08:10] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Welcome to the Terfed. *Sends Transmission*
 * [08:10] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (Seriously, this RP is meant to be canon)
 * [08:11] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Transmission Inhibitors activate*
 * [08:11] <Irskaad> (Yep.)
 * [08:11] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Damn... *Updates local databases, they're updating*
 * [08:12] <@Zerkruztozrokr> GRRAAAAAAAWWRRRR!!!!!!! *Punches Valxarx and Ekrixx*
 * [08:12] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Pulls out 2 Disruptor Pistols*
 * [08:12] <Irskaad> Valxarx - *All 3 persons get to the Surface, and they run towards a shipyard*
 * [08:12] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Ow!
 * [08:12] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Keep... running!
 * [08:13] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Through a Walkie-Talkie* THEY ARE ESCAPING! GET HERE!
 * [08:13] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Teleports in front of Ekrixx and Valxarx* Miss Me?
 * [08:13] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Why don't You stop running and fight?
 * [08:13] <Irskaad> *They arrive at a Ship, Varkeos fires his guns at Zerk*
 * [08:13] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *A Frigate lands*
 * [08:13] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Dodges shot*
 * [08:13] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Ready FTL Drives...
 * [08:13] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - GO!
 * [08:14] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Inhibitors activate*
 * [08:14] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *FTL Inhibitors activate*
 * [08:14] <Irskaad> *They Teleport to the FKA*
 * [08:14] <@Zerkruztozrokr> DARN!
 * [08:14] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Those f***ers are going to pay!
 * [08:14] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Get back to HQ, We need to rethink another plan!
 * [08:15] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *XR Fleet retreats*
 * [08:15] <Irskaad> Valxarx - *Starts Transmission* The KGGC is now part of the Terridor Federation. Attacking them is attacking an ally of the Iteok.
 * [08:15] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - We did it!
 * [08:15] <Irskaad> Valxarx - What a wild ride...
 * [08:16] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Iteok, those darned idiots have successfully converted the TerFed, and I cannot TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
 * [08:16] <Irskaad> Varkeos - What happened to that guy, Retz-something?
 * [08:16] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - Leave them alone. For now.
 * [08:16] <Irskaad> Valxarx - He left...
 * [08:17] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Contacts Varkeos, Valxarx and Ekrixx* HELLO? HELLO?! I'M STILL HERE AS YOU CAN SEE! AND I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE SOON ENOUGH! AND EVENTUALLY! I CAN EVEN REMOVE THE KGGC FROM THE FEDERATION! I SHALL HAVE RETRIBUTION!
 * [08:17] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Give it up! *Smiles*
 * [08:17] <@Zerkruztozrokr> HOUSE XARIKUZ NEVER GIVES UP! AND WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT?!!
 * [08:17] <@Zerkruztozrokr> YOU SHALL DIE SOON
 * [08:18] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Allies of the Khereg. =D
 * [08:18] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Yeah!
 * [08:18] <@Zerkruztozrokr> SHUT UP! I SHALL TURN YOUR SMILE UPSIDE DOWN! YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED! BECAUSE WE WILL EVENTUALLY!
 * [08:18] <Irskaad> Ekrixx - Oh wait... We have to change ideologies...
 * [08:18] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Our smiles are round, dumb nut.
 * [08:19] <@Zerkruztozrokr> YOU DARE INSULT ME?!! THATS IT!
 * [08:19] <Irskaad> Valxarx - Don't worry, Helping the Khereg might be fun!
 * [08:19] <@Zerkruztozrokr> ITEOK!
 * [08:19] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - *Yawns* Yes?
 * [08:20] <@Zerkruztozrokr> I have had enough of this, I shall eventually have My revenge, attack the Tahar and Kraw, We will also send assistance, but in the meantime, We shall construct defensive colonies around the KGGC.
 * [08:20] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - That is attacking our allies, sir.
 * [08:21] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Attacking those Who pretend to be Our allies, I have been deeply insulted, I will never ally a freak like the KGGC, and besides, I am not attacking them, instead, I am doing something else.
 * [08:22] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - Please don't hurt the TerFed. The Hakonian race are some of our best friends.
 * [08:23] <@Zerkruztozrokr> We are not touching the Terridans, Shargash or Hakonians, only the KGGC.
 * [08:23] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Ships start to colonize borders around the KGGC*
 * [08:24] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - The KGGC is now, accoring to the TerFed's database, the "Groxic State", their 13th State.
 * [08:24] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *Ships construct bases and then there are defenses now, then, orbital defenses and weapons are being constructed*
 * [08:24] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - No not harm a Terridorian Planet.
 * [08:25] <@Zerkruztozrokr> We aren't going to destroy anything, for now.
 * [08:25] <Irskaad> Do*
 * [08:25] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - For now?
 * [08:25] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Yes,
 * [08:25] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - >=( What do you mean by that?
 * [08:25] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Anyways, to be honest, there are a whole lot of things We have here for You.
 * [08:26] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - What are they?
 * [08:26] <@Zerkruztozrokr> It means I am not attacking the Terridor, I am only going to attack the Kraw, and Tahar.
 * [08:26] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - Good.
 * [08:27] <Irskaad> (When is the War starting?)
 * [08:27] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Well, We got Pseudomatter Missiles, Phase jump drives, Ion Cannons, the ones We spoke about to You before, and also, ways to prevent detection from Radar, and ways to prevent Your enemies from escaping.
 * [08:27] <@Zerkruztozrokr> (I don't know)
 * [08:28] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - How much?
 * [08:28] <Irskaad> *The Groxic State of the TerFed leaves seclusion*
 * [08:29] <@Zerkruztozrokr> For free.
 * [08:29] <@Zerkruztozrokr> *The bases are completed, now more defensive bases are being constructed*
 * [08:29] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - My, what a generous offer, thank you.
 * [08:30] <@Zerkruztozrokr> Anyways, We shall get them for You now.
 * [08:30] <Irskaad> Toragh 9 - Ok.

Of course it will be canon, with a few exceptions such as the XR Defensive Colonies and how fast-paced was the RP.

About the KGGC
Ok, I know that they are currently in seclusion, but the Meta heard of them from the Universal Discussion Board, and they would like to help in any way they can. Sending supplies, raw materials, anything the KGGC needs, the Meta will be overjoyed to offer, and they ask only that the KGGC return the favor by sharing tech with them at a later date. Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 13:58, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, well, when they come out of seclusion the Meta would love to become their allies, and to help them become a part of the universe. Can't wait! :) Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 14:08, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
It seems as if the Marinoxidiz might be gaining Your favor, I have to inform You, Our deal of an alliance is not going very well, and that the fact that You do not want to attack an ally just because an enemy became an ally and tell Us that We should be allied with an enemy annoys Us, the KGGC are probably going to join the Terridor, and We can't have You using the fact that they will be so as an excuse, and not only that, You are starting to like the Marinoxidiz, Our alliance has gotten Us nowhere, and it has become a thorn on My side, consider this Alliance broken, You have been warned, We shall stay neutral, but war will happen should You try to do declare war, help an Enemy, or something else that gets on My nerves, by the way, the Pseudomatter Missiles We gave to You, they have been returned to Us, and also, not only that, take back Your Magnetic Gravity Missiles, We don't want 'em.

To Terridor Federation
An ally of the Iteok I see, well, the chance and probability of You accepting one of Our enemies, the KGGC, into Your empire and the fact that You are on friendly terms with them has not gone unnoticed, and frustrates Us, be warned, We are not impressed and happy at all, I shall make Your round smiles turn into a frown should either You, or the Iteok cross My frustration again.

- HFC Zerkruztozrokr

 R17  They will know fear...    10:30, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming transmission from The Terdiatlan empire to Kraw empire
''Greetings, majestatic Kraw empire. We, The Terdiatlans, want to propose an alliance and trade rights. We also heard about KrawVision contest held in Epsilon Eridani, and we would like to broadcast it too. After agreement to alliance, you will be able to visit our Sirian system any time, and place an embassy there too. Our trade ships are ready to send valuable goods. Have a happy day.'' Ceirantel Iallonis, royal general of The Terdiatlans

''Thanks, majestatic Kraw. We are now allies. Let´s start trade!'' Ceirantel Iallonis, royal general of The Terdiatlans

Oh Hi
Irskaad, I have finished My Exams and now I want to say that I might start the Fics I made soon, I guess, anyways, I sent You two transmissions, can You respond to 'em please?

 R17  They will know fear...    04:55, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
Too bad, the problem was that You just played straight into Marinoxidiz hands, they are enemies, and they must be destroyed, and that Your recent but failing attack on the DCP has also added up to this, if You did not do any of those following this alliance would still be standing, and if You can prevent the KGGC from joining the Terridor Federation or something then the alliance would also stand even longer.

To Terridor Federation
The Tahar are about to suffer their deserved fate soon, and also, if the KGGC ever join Your empire, then You too shall share the same fate, and if the Iteok don't stop being too "Imperfect" then they also suffer the same fate, You have been warned again.

 R17  They will know fear...    10:34, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Copy-Paste

 * [06:03] <Irskaad> Ok, first things - What happens first?
 * [06:04] <@Reaper_17> Well, the XR are pretty pi**ed at the Iteok and Terridor Federation.
 * [06:05] <Irskaad> Ok. And?
 * [06:05] <@Reaper_17> The XR attack Kraw and Tahar alone?
 * [06:05] <Irskaad> Ok.
 * [06:06] <Irskaad> So XR Attack Tahar - Tahar try to flee into former CoreFed territory - Then what?
 * [06:06] <@Reaper_17> And while the Tahar are rebuilding the KGGC, they stumble across a few KGGC Planets that were now under House Xarikuz Control, and Bombarded/Desolated Worlds.
 * [06:06] <Irskaad> Ok, cool. Tahars have to get rid of the Colonies under XR Control.
 * [06:08] <Irskaad> So they try doing that using High Tier 4 Technology.
 * [06:08] <@Reaper_17> Yeah, but that means heavy resistance, well basically, on their attempts to rebuild, they discover several former-KGGC Territory that seems to be "shrouded" or hidden, they go to them and bump into House Xarikuz, and are fired upon.
 * [06:08] <@Reaper_17> By the way, since the KGGC are now Terridorians, what would happen in their relations with Kraw and Tahar?
 * [06:09] <Irskaad> Then Tahars will retaliate, and attempt to destroy these colonies. And Terridorians would be in better terms with the Tahar, though not allies, because of the Iteok.
 * [06:09] <Irskaad> And they're now Terridorians canonically?
 * [06:09] <@Reaper_17> I dunno'
 * [06:10] <Irskaad> Well, first we have to write the battle that makes them Terridorians. Then, it's off to rewriting the KGGC.
 * [06:11] <@Reaper_17> And what else?
 * [06:11] <Irskaad> What happens next with the Tahars?
 * [06:11] <@Reaper_17> I dunno'
 * [06:12] <Xho> Tahars get trolled and then Eko's like FUUUUUUUUUUU
 * [06:12] <Irskaad> LOL.
 * [06:13] <Irskaad> Tahars attempt to destroy the XR Colonies around the Terridorian KGGC, then what?
 * [06:13] <Xho> And then Angazhar will get out his iPod Touch and put on Trololololol next to Eko while he's angry
 * [06:13] <Irskaad> LOL.
 * [06:13] <@Reaper_17> Lol.
 * [06:13] <Xho> Then Eko would go like....T_T
 * [06:14] <@Reaper_17> @Irsk: Their attacking fleets would sustain heavy damage.
 * [06:14] <@Reaper_17> @Xho: And then a bunch of Xarik-Radux all dressed in Red Robes come and are like "Hail Inglip"
 * [06:14] <Irskaad> But would they succeed?
 * [06:15] <Xho> And then Angazhar would be like...
 * [06:15] <Xho> FUUUUUUUUUU
 * [06:16] <Irskaad> But would they succeed?
 * [06:16] <@Reaper_17> @Irsk: What do You mean?
 * [06:16] <Xho> And then go BAAAAAW RAAAAAGGGGE I GOEZ BLOW UP KRAW GALAXAEI NAAAAOOOO
 * [06:16] <Irskaad> Would they succeed in destroying the XR Colonies?
 * [06:16] <@Reaper_17> @Irsk: Nope.
 * [06:17] <@Reaper_17> @Xho: And then Inglip and His forces and the Grisidly Army come to the Kraw Galaxy, under orders to invade it.
 * [06:17] <Irskaad> Ok.
 * [06:17] <Irskaad> I don't mind at all. =D
 * [06:17] <Irskaad> Now, what happens in the end of the Tahar invasion?
 * [06:17] <@Reaper_17> I don't know.
 * [06:18] <Irskaad> What about the Kraw Invasion?
 * [06:18] <@Reaper_17> What Kraw Invasion? And what will the Kraw do>
 * [06:18] <@Reaper_17> ?*
 * [06:19] <Irskaad> You said and I quote: "The XR attack Kraw and Tahar alone?"
 * [06:20] <@Reaper_17> Well, I dunno'
 * [06:20] <Irskaad> Ok. When is the war ultimately starting? I'd prefer tommorow (As in Saturday morning)
 * [06:20] <Irskaad> (It's still friday night here.)
 * [06:20] <@Reaper_17> Well, today is Saturday Morning, in My place.
 * [06:20] <@Reaper_17> (I know)
 * [06:21] <Xho> Saaaaaeeem
 * [06:21] <Irskaad> Ok, then your Saturday night, we start the war, ok?
 * [06:22] <@Reaper_17> BTW, in the end of the Kraw Galaxy Siege, its possible that House Xarikuz destroys Terkom, Horehronie and "I-forgot-what-the-FRA-Home-planet-is-called" and if possible, the KGGC Home planet, if You do not agree, then they destroy only the KGGC Home planet? I am not sure if they will destroy a planet.
 * [06:23] <@Reaper_17> And by destroy, I mean like "Planet buster!!!!!"
 * [06:23] <@Reaper_17> And boom the planet is no more.
 * [06:23] <@Reaper_17> BOOM!
 * [06:23] <@Reaper_17> BOOM!*
 * [06:23] <Irskaad> Nope. Don't destroy their homeplanets. Maybe the FRA's, but not the Kraw and Tahar's.
 * [06:24] <@Reaper_17> Okay, and the KGGC?
 * [06:24] <Irskaad> Sure, go ahead, blow up Kraxia. The KGGC's new homeworld after they join the TerFed is Terrida.
 * [06:25] <@Reaper_17> Okay.
 * [06:25] <@Reaper_17> And the Iteok are enemies of House Xarikuz later on...
 * [06:25] <Xho> Talk about emotional wreckage of the FRA
 * [06:25] <@Reaper_17> Yeah.
 * [06:26] <Irskaad> Entropic Iteok vs "Kuzarik-Radukuz", who will win? Also, the FRA has lost 2 homeworlds already.
 * [06:26] <Irskaad> First Ka'an, then Vatelia, now Kane'es. Who's next?
 * [06:26] <@Reaper_17> Early in the battle, Iteok, but later on, House Xarikuz.
 * [06:27] <Irskaad> Poor Iteok will be crushed...
 * [06:27] <@Reaper_17> Yeah, BTW, I quote "maybe early on in the war, House Xarikuz has a weakness to Energies in Combat, but later on, will find a way to combat and counter them and make it easier for them"
 * [06:28] <Irskaad> Ok, cool.
 * [06:29] <Irskaad> So basically, Kraw and Tahar Empires get crippled, FRA loses their 3rd Homeplanet (And possibly get their Kraw Galaxy Territories crushed), FKA - Unknown
 * [06:30] <Irskaad> TerFed get left alone, except their new Race, the KG grox, who get Kraxia and more of their worlds busted, and Iteok will slowly become enemies of the XR.
 * [06:30] <@Reaper_17> And House Xarikuz is pi**ed to the point of declaring war on both the Terridorians and Iteok.
 * [06:30] <@Reaper_17> How they survive the march of doom would be unknown, but it has been known that:
 * [06:31] <@Reaper_17> The Tahar go to Xanthrus.
 * [06:31] <Irskaad> (It is unknown which Galaxy they will go to)
 * [06:31] <@Reaper_17> And the Iteok are helped by the Marinoxidiz.

 R17  They will know fear...    22:41, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Iteok + Skulldude =


=P OluapPlayer 12:28, February 11, 2011 (UTC)


 * I can give you the PNG if you want. OluapPlayer 13:56, February 11, 2011 (UTC)



Here you go. OluapPlayer 16:01, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

A picture from our RP
Do you remember this from our rp? A black Vrorekaa stood, standing opposite of Chief Haatakaa and his pet Screeg. Hatakaa held the glowing Eye, with the remnants of a burning village surrounding them. - Falco Punch -- '' AHHHHH! '' 00:29, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission
"Is this the right place? Well, I guess so. We're the Naxridon Empire, and we'd like to have a little talk with the FKA. Nothing warmongering."

- Naxridon Commandant Liio

Xho -- The End Is Near. 20:47, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

"I'd like to talk about yourself as an empire in general, so yeah, politics."

- Naxridon Commandant Liio Xho -- The End Is Near. 21:01, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

"Well, we're a nation of which surpassed a nuclear war 1,300 years ago...came out stronger I suppose. We also had an extent of 330 systems until the Xhodocto whittled us down to just 122. We're rebuilding now, with 156 colonies."

- Naxri Commandant Liio Xho -- The End Is Near. 21:46, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

RE:My Idea
Well, I'm not done with the Cyrannus War yet, but since the Wental Alliance is separate from that I could start another war there. And I don't have any pressing work elsewhere, so I would be happy to join in a war like that. So, if we do this, what would we call it? Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 12:50, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

The War for Wental sounds Like a good name to me! So, we could start it with the Iteok attacking a trading fleet or some undefended planet, and then move on from there. Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 12:58, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yea, that'll piss off pretty much everyone in the Wental Galaxy. I doubt the Wental Alliance will even give them a chance to "Change their ways" before declaring war. Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 13:25, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, you can make the page whenever. Sorry I didn't get back sooner, I'm in school, gotta pay attention (urg...) Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 18:38, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Kraw Galaxy Siege - Holozians?
I read Vengeance from the Forgotten and I thought one thing, perhaps the Xarik-Radux might help the Holozians and give them the "revenge they desire", and help them overthrow the Terridor Federation or something, what do You think?

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  22:57, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Also, I was thinking, if House Xarikuz could join the War for Wental? either joining one side or being another side of the war themselves? Not joining the Iteok, since they hate them already, but I am not sure about what they will do.

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  23:44, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Question
Are you even a Spore user? I can't find your username when I search online. Respond ASAP please. <font color="green" size="2px"> Bio21 -(Comms Channel)<font color="green" size="2px">

Thanks for clarifying. <font color="green" size="2px"> Bio21 -(Comms Channel)<font color="green" size="2px">

Incoming Transmission from the Iron Systems Federation (Target: Tahar)
"Greetings, Tahar race. From the annals of the Fordanta it has been determined that your society is directed towards the better understanding of science and technology. This revelation has come with both anticipation and concern among my fellow Magi. With your permission, I would like to travel to your space with a group of Paladins to analyze your technological potential and the likelihood of future relations. If your society is deemed suitable, we will consider the formation of an alliance between our peoples so that we might share our knowledge of technology for the good of both our peoples."

- Magos Gabriel of the Iron Systems Federation, a Member of the Council of Blades.

Incoming Transmission from the Serene Trade Republic (Target: Asgord)
"Hey, we've heard about you guys from the Fordanta. Apparently you're a bit weird in the head but hey, everyone has their little problems right? The Fordanta could certainly do without that stick shoved so far up their... They're monitoring this aren't they? Whoops...

Back on track, I represent the Serene Trade Republic. We're a member of the Council of Blades, but we only fight when there's a profit to be made, so don't worry too much about us. I'm contacting you because I've heard you lot are very friendly, so we wanted to contact you and have a look ourselves. Maybe we can sell you a few things while we're at it, hehe. Anyway, get back to us when you can, o.k.? Time is money and all that."

- A Representative of the Serene Trade Republic, a Member of the Council of Blades.

-This message by Spriggs077, a.k.a. Awesome Faic!  07:52, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

RE:Question
The Yama are a Tier 4 empire, with a few thousand planets and decent militarian weapons. Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 12:54, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
''We have been deciding, and now its time that We show You what We do to traitors, We knew how You betrayed Us by playing straight into the hands of the Marinoxidiz, now You side with those Freaks? We shall betray You too! Perhaps its time for the arrogant and easily-swayed like You to die!''

And also, We got back those Pseudomatter Missiles from You, and any attempt to replicate them would result in failure, now take back Your MGMs, We don't want 'em!

- High Fleet Commandant Zerkruztozrokr of House Xarikuz

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  10:07, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
''That's not THE POINT!!!! You are traitors for siding with Our enemies! You are traitors for joining them! And You say We must do so? For they give power? NEVER! YOU will not be SAFE! Your people will not be SAFE! I guess its time to set things right, right in Our POINT OF VIEW!!!!''

- High Fleet Commandant Zerkruztozrokr of House Xarikuz

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  10:57, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

To Iteok
''Threaten Us like that, it will be Your mistake, oh wait! You've already done one mistake, but who cares, Arrogant Fools always make mistakes, more like "Threaten House Xarikuz and You shall be teared apart"!''

To Kraw
''Hey! I'm talking to You, well, You know what, this isn't another message of hatred, I'm calling truce, since the defensive colonies that hold the Iteok caged must be fortified, they must be totally quarantined, and prevent them from escaping, it must be done! We can help in it!''

- Zerkruztozrokr again

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  11:06, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

To Kraw
Explain about this Void Gate.

- You obviously know who this is

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  11:32, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

To Kraw
''Where is the Void Gate? A way to stop it must be found.''

- I'm bored of using typing this in all over and over again

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  12:27, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission to the Tahar from the Yama, of the Wental Alliance
"Hello, mighty Tahar. We are the Yama, one of the many species of the Wental Galaxy. We have been attacked by the Iteok for no better reason then to cause us pain. They have attacked us unprovoked, broken our good laws, and eaten our CHILDREN, and we have been unable to do anything to stop them! We request aid against their forces, and since your enemies of theirs, we went by the old saying "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" and contacted you. We do not speak for the entire Wental Alliance, yet, but we do speak for most of the warrior and knight empires of the alliance when we ask for aid. The Iteok are to strong for use to defeat on our own, and the Alliance isn't doing much to stop them... Please reply whenever you get the chance, sooner being better, or course."

- Yama Representative

Incoming Transmission to the Kraw, from the Yama, of the Wental Alliance
"Hello, Kraw Empire. We heard from the Tahar that you would be a good empire to contact for war against the Iteok. We are the Yama, a species from the Wental Galaxy, and we have been attacked by the Iteok. It was an unprovoked attack, and they have taken a number of planets, and are taking more. We cannot stop them, most of the empires in Wental are tier 4 or 5, with very few tier 3's. We aren't even a Tier 3, we're just borrowing tech from the Meta, who are. We need as much help as we can get, so we're asking you to help us against the Iteok. Please, if you don't send aid they will wipe us out, eventually! Reply whenever you wish, but sooner is always better."

- Yama Rep

"Well... the Xarik-Radux helped us out against the Iteok too... We didn't ask them, they just joined in, but it would seem a little... ungrateful to attack them, don't you agree. But if we ever get the chance to attack them for a valid reason, sure, we'll do so happily. It'll give us something to test our newer weapons on."

- Yama Rep

Discrepancy alert
Uhh... House Xarikuz has Deflector Shields (back then, I didn't plan on adding Deflector Shields due to a kind of weapon back at the 2nd Gig, but still...), and in that battle, they would have already activated 'em, so the nano-machines would have to break through the shields, unless they're transphasic or something, but the Terridorians don't seem so advanced enough to do that, I guess? (They're Tier 4 right?)

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  10:32, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Tough luck, little chance in anyone finding out, although they haven't got a very effective counter to Entropic and whatever Energy yet, but it seems to be only used to enhance strength so far...

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  11:03, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

War for Wental
Would it trouble you greatly if the Darklight Federation payed a visit? They'll be their own faction, not on anyone's side, mostly annoying everybody in arm's reach. They won't do anything major, except maybe steal a few ships here and there and join in a couple of raids.

I just feel like I've been spending too much time on Kaios and the Council, and I wanted to let Arkhadrax stretch his legs for a bit. -This message by Spriggs077, a.k.a. Awesome Faic!  06:12, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Tahiziel
I heard that you want Tahiziel in Kohan's Descension story. <span title="Feel the power of the Zazane Empire!">Lucario of the Gods (talk 10:58, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

To the Dagorians
''We've seen quite a few new beings making a recent appearance in this place they call First Giqaquadrant, anyways, greetings from Xarik-Radux! The last word in lifeform destruction! However, we shall not bring any hostile actions to You, what can we do for You today? Or the other way around...''

- High Commandant Zerkruztozrokr

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  22:58, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

We're Xarik-Radux, of House Xarikuz, however, We shall not tolerate any misuse of either name, or incorrect naming, however, that is not relevant currently, anyways, based on what is known so far, We would like to give You a task, something You could do, although different currencies might conflict each other, We'll see a way around that...

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  23:12, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

''Well, 300 pieces of the common currency in this place is equal to 1 Gemzokzopr, Our currency, and 1 of 'em is equal to 2.86 of Your currency, based off what We know, We'll give You 15 thousand Gemzokzoprs initially, and that is equal to what? Anyways, We'll have three jobs for You, one is to search for TIAF Territories in the Wental Galaxy, 10 thousand Gemzokzoprs initially, 10 thousand more Gemzokzoprs for each Colony You spot, and the second is to destroy the Iteok Main Headquarters in the Wental Galaxy, 100 thousand Gemzokzoprs initially, and 200 thousand more if its a success, and the third is to destroy a TIAF Planet in the Wental Galaxy should You find it, 10 Thousand Gemzokzoprs initially, and 1 thousand more for each TIAF Citizen/Soldier/Whatever that You kill, in this one, use stealth, make it as unseen as possible, do not engage in direct force unless necessary, good luck!''

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  23:43, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Okay fine then, We give Our thanks.

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  11:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Tragnon Gods
It is supposed that they are real gods, because they have physical form what can be seen sometimes by Tragnon and many other races too. They are probably real gods. The Supreme god is probably real god, and the elementals are his five forms, what are patrons of different types of magic. But, there is a slight problem with Tragnon Patron god, what is not very old entity. It is probably the old Tragnon prophet, sorcerer and warrior, The Iomasteon, what united the Tragnon city states and after that ascended to his current form, to become patron god of Tragnon and also The Grand and Only Prophet. So, these gods have some influence on the world, and they are not only mythological, as some worshipped entities are, so they could be considered real gods.

The 9988 -message  11:51, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Tragnon Gods
They believe in the gods, and they have good reason to do that(because they are real). And one who believe to them and knows how magnificent are their powers, will never insult them. Tragnons don't obey gods, they obey only richest and more influential Tragnons, all of them must obey Cardinal and King. Gods only say them what to do in critical situations an are keeping fantastic Tragnon morale. If one ever will insult them, gods will do nothing. But, other Tragnons will be disgusted and he will probably have forced hard work as penalty. The 9988 -message  17:38, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Salchum Empire Reply to Dagorian Mercenarium
"We are a superior species to yourselves! We need no militarian aid, and it is of great insult that a petty, selfish little species like yourselves would expect us to pay you for your services! It would easier to simply enslave you and force you to do as we say!"

- Master Roi

BTW, Irskaad, the Dagorian Mercenarium is a really cool idea, I like it! A mercenary species willing to do just about anything, definitely cool! Oh, and in the future, I like the transmissions to be sent to my talk page, but it's fine that you sent it to the article talk page instead.Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 11:54, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yea, pretty much. They consider themselves superior life forms to "simple, weak-minded creatures" which is pretty much everything hat's not a Master Ring. They also have great dislike for those who act as though they are the better of the two, and sending an automated message is belittling to them. Basically, they have a big ego and a superiority complex the size of a galaxy. The Calonu Empire, on the other hand, is much more peaceful and friendly. Basically, the Salchum's polar opposites. But they have yet to show themselves to the universe.

Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 16:34, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Y u no go 2 IRC?
Irskaad, why won't You go to IRC? Please come, sorry if this bothered You or something.

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  10:40, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

I will NOT tolerate what You and LotG did on IRC! WHY DON'T YOU STOP IT!

 R17   All hail Inglip!!!  12:17, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

RE:Reminder
I'm sorry, I'm so forgetful! Thanks for reminding me, I'll get right to it!

Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 19:03, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Motivational Posters
Hey, Irsk, I made a few "demotivational posters" (motivation posters with humorous themes) for you, hope you like 'em!

Tragnon Hell
No, they don't have anything like hell, their punishment for sinful lives is to straightly live the new life in reality, until they will became better and more virtuous, and after that they will be possible to rest in the Paradise. The 9988 -message  18:09, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Civ Universe
Did you mention at one point that your species were humans? I thinking of a limit of species in the Civ Universe, and the answer to tha question would help nicely. 05:42, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Prozniklubinks
I dont really watch the eurovision song contest... 11:15, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

RE:Kind Reminder
Actually, I was waiting for someone else to edit it, but no did so I just sort of forgot it... fail... I'll check in and see if anyone's edited it yet.

As for images from google, A)They look better, B)My comp with spore is screwed, I can't get on the internet, and my dad's comp won't let me use the game anymore (damn you computers...) C)IDK how to create good images for stuff like that on spore... If you want to create a Civ Cylone for me, that would be cool.

Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 11:54, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, Irskaad, your just plain amazing! Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 21:52, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

RE:A Request
Ok which one?-- 11:54, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
 * Ok I'll do that some time.-- 12:34, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Message from the Legion of Shiarchon
"Vrorekaa? Can't say I have heard of your kind. Anyway, this is the Legion of Shiarchon. You are in future territory, and we'd like you to...you know. Move or become charcoal under our talons."

- Shiarchon Commander

Xho --  Error Found. Consider Death.  15:21, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

"I realise you're more stupid than most races on this forsaken planet. I tell you again. Leave your land or die."

- Shiarchon Commander

Xho --  Error Found. Consider Death.  15:28, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

An Idea
I was reading through the recent Asgord messages on the Universal Discussion Board (LOL), and I suddenly had this idea. Everyone's getting real ticked off at the Asgord, especially the TIAF (even the Lustergan, who were probably the most Asgord-tolerant members of the TIAF, are tired of the petting). So, the TIAF, along with whatever allies come along, lead a "Crusade Against Petting", which means war with the FRA. If this idea does go through, the war is not going to be terribly serious, it will mainly be comical battles between the Asgord and Tybusen. No major damage should (hopefully) happen to the Asgord, unless you want some to.

Just an idea, tell me what you think about it!

Incoming Transmission from the United Lanat Empire to the FRA
Greetings filth, We are the United Lanat Empire! We have watched your idiotic ways for some time now and we are sick of it! You are unworthy to exist in the same universe as us and so you must parish by our blades and fire! Though, you might be asking yourself in your pitiful excuse for a mind what you did and we shall tell you- your existence alone is enough to warrant the rage of the ULE. Be very afraid, FRA for the United Lanat Empire is coming for you!

-Master Admiral Tul

No, there can never be peace with a race a perverted and worthless as yours! We will gut your children like fish after the insult you made for me! Prepare for war, FRA! PREPARE!

-Master Admiral Tul

Incoming Transmission from the TIAF
''Greetings, Friendly Republic of the Asgord, we here at the TIAF Diplomatics Department would like to announce that your alliance with us is over. Your cooperation with us is no longer required, as our "partnership" is of no benefit to us anymore. If you continue your incessant petting, you may consider yourselves enemies of our Federation. Good day.'' -Secretary of Diplomatics Jeffrey Jay of the TIAF

Let the war begin!

wental war
just saying that i joined the war for wental with my empire the shellious and am going to help with getting the war out of the chapter that won't end. --twinkyberries17:52, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission
"I am enjoying watching your empire crumble, mortal. Those sacrifices were satisfactory....we'll be coming for you next."

- Xhodocto

Xho --  Error Found. Consider Death.  20:13, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

War for Wental
Well, I'm ready to start whenever, but we never came up with a plan, did we? And we need to get out of that "True Carnage" episode of the war, pretty soon it's gonna be it's own mini war... lol. So, if you have any ideas for getting out of that, feel free to speak up! Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 21:50, April 14, 2011 (UTC) I got a new sig and we really need to finish true carnage.

--Twinkcome talk to me because we all have a minute to learn a lifetime of disaster. 20:10, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

I like the idea you said on mastermach's talk page.............wow this is a really short message ..........er........um....yeah..................no presevo espanial.

--Twinkcome talk to me because we all have a minute to learn a lifetime of disaster. 20:21, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the ideas. Now, I have a MAJOR issue. My Mac, which is owned by the school district I go to, has a charger. I have forgotten said charger at the school. 1 + 1 = 2, so I won't be on for the next 10 days, as it is spring break. Which means, sadly, that all my fictions, ideas, hopes, wars, dreams, and anything else that needs the internet is, well, done for, unless i can get/locate another charger. Curse my idiocy. I don't even know where at school I left it...

•Signing Out Soon, Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 00:10, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

irsk i have an idea for the war.we can use the stuff you said about the colonu empire on mastermech's page and surprise him by getting out of true carnage after he finds his mac charger 10 days from now.my empire can join the war if after the your empire leaves and attacks zheno minor.then the war will escalate and have psichic retiles.wait i have to go now i wish i could finish but ill get back

--Twinkcome talk to me because we all have a minute to learn a lifetime of disaster. 00:05, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

can the shellious run into the iotek and end up in a battle for the war.that would atleast give my empire an intro.

--Twink talk to me we all have a minute to learn a lifetime of disaster. 21:32, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Asgord Genocide
May the Zarni enter this war to kill the Asgord pwease? They'd love to use the Asgord as livestock! 08:51, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Any suggestion for their entrance? 07:55, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

And I really think the sexual references on that page should be removed, or at least made less recognisable as sexual references. 08:05, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, should I write the story now? 09:20, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Finished, what do you think? 10:25, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

The Zarni don't worship the Xhodocto, but the Xhodocto share parallels with their god. As for an alliance, Zarni very rarely send alliance requests. They're receivers. 11:09, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

War of the Blocs
I'm going to finish up the War of the Blocs fiction soon. When I do, may I include a Tahar fleet aiding DSB forces? Keep in mind that most of them would probably be destroyed. 02:01, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

reply to your question on your blog
Its inside the big U, with the UU shape creating the other border.

I can't post on your blog for some reason. My dads comp is just that stupid. Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 00:38, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

ok, apperently it did, it's not getting through on my side... grrr...Mastermachine Be a friend, save a life. 00:39, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Betrayal wars
Ok so I'm thinking of UNO joining in the Asgord Genocide as UNO see the Kraw Galaxy as a disruption to peace, and need to feed the Loron regularly. So yeah is that gonna effect betrayal wars?-- 21:45, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Re - Rejected
Hello Irskaad, why do you feel rejected? Do you want to talk about it on IRC?-- Um2k9  - Fight the Future...  19:38, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

I would like to speak to you on IRC anyway... Wormulon  Talk to me  19:44, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Derpi herp
Hey, remember to put me on inactive users, on your user relations! 09:29, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

What is wrong with you?
And no, you're not weasling your way out of this one.

Can't mention hell 'coughdictatorshipcough'? I don't know why I even need to explain this.

You were practically BEGGING for a response adding 'mythological'. Either say hell or don't say hell, adding myth to it to someone who is a believer is just stupid. And just quitting rather than talking it out is even worse. Seriously get your attitude together, or I'm blanking you. And before putting me down on your user relations and going OH NO SHES SCARY, you were winding me up, so you're at fault not me.

I don't see why it's so difficult not to make those references. You could EASILY have said just hell and assumed it's Kamik'Shi hell or whatever. But just throwing a word like that on? It's like you're wnding me up on purpose. What's more annoying is that you just quit rather than change the subject.-- 21:35, April 30, 2011 (UTC)