User:Technobliterator/Workplace

Coding up roleplays.

<!-- The horde of Blothnos and Dark Dracogonarious began to fire and charge at UNO, the Zoles and Baptarion's forces. The horde hugely outnumbered them 10 to 1, and many of the troopers besides UNO's were all beginning to feel different. OluapPlayer: Baptarion - Ugh... Did you hear that? OluapPlayer: Zoles Trooper - It's like I'm hearing someone laughing... Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - ar yoo dum? im not gettin dat OluapPlayer: Niaka - Didn't they say something about a corruption? I think I heard something too. Technobliterator: Everyone but UNO's soldiers began to feel slightly uneast. A group of brave Zoles knights charged forward and plowed away murdering dozens of Blothnos, but then shook a bit, and their weapons were directed on each other instead. Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL ROGUE ZOLES OluapPlayer: "Yes, little ones...The Devourer enjoys your sacrifices..." OluapPlayer: (that's Marigrax's voice btw) OluapPlayer: Baptarion - Woah! Did you hear that? Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - no wat da hell Technobliterator: Kralgon Emperor on radio - Ah, I get it. They're trying to corrupt us. Thanks to The System, we're not getting it, but the others are being affected badly. OluapPlayer: From a shrine, several Malcaeum appeared and jumped on Zr'Ahgloth. Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - WAT YOO DOIN MAN GTFO Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth kicked and punched away at them. OluapPlayer: The Malcaeum were persistent, and their entropic blades were strong enough to damage Zr'Ahgloth. Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - wat dah ell Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth strangled one until he crushed its neck, and kicked another until its skull was broken. He bit a third's head off, roaring with anger. Thr'aloy joined in. Technobliterator: Kralgon emperor - I have a plan. If you can kill the sourcerer leading the charge, their link mightn't work well as it should, breaking the corruption; with the help of the Zoles and Baptarion's forces, you can fight them. OluapPlayer: Baptarion - That may work, but make your Loron friends calm down already. Anger makes the demons stronger. Technobliterator: Kralgon Emperor - Let's have a go... I think if I slightly change the patterns and release endorphins in their brains I can make them enjoy this battle instead. Loron enjoy battles anyway, so I don't normally have to bother. Technobliterator: Suddenly, the Loron went from raging to laughing, and went on killing sprees laughing away as they slaughtered the enemy. OluapPlayer: Niaka - Hey, it's actually working pretty well. Technobliterator: Thr'aloy - HURHURHURHUR MAN DESE DOODS SO FUNNY MAN WE SHULD FITE DEM MOAR OFTEN Technobliterator: However, suddenly... Technobliterator: "Cry! CRY FOR ME! Till your eyes turn red.... CRY!" OluapPlayer: (brb dinner, DUNT YA DARE CONTINUE WIVOUT ME) Technobliterator: Tears began to fall on Baptarion's face. Technobliterator: (k) Technobliterator is now Away. Technobliterator is now Online. OluapPlayer: Baptarion - But what the... Technobliterator: "Weep... express yur inner feelings of pain and WEEP! Scream with sorrow! Wail in despair! There are so many things to be sad about... LET THEM ALL OUT!" Technobliterator: Kralgon Emperor - Uh... the nanomachines are having difficulty controlling the brain functionality and emotional disorder... damnit, where's Tuolog when you need him? OluapPlayer: Baptarion - Where is this coming from? Technobliterator: Thylaxiz - I can't really pinpoint the exact location. The scanners are being interfered with by the Enrtopy... but I can confirm that one individual of the Devourer's Chosen will be the strongest in terms of sorcery. Eliminating him should solve all your problems. I'd look for the largest, with most energy surrounding him, and the one the other demons are closest to. OluapPlayer: Niaka Chief - Well you better find it fast before there's a big demon coming this way! OluapPlayer: A Mari'verao spawned from a Shrine and layed waste on the troops of all the empires. Technobliterator: (soz dere) OluapPlayer: (hur) Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - HELP US HEER MAN AR YOO DUM Technobliterator: Thylaxiz - Well... Ok. Everyone, I want you to report to me. What do you smell, what do you hear, what do you feel, what do you see? OluapPlayer: Zoles Trooper - I see a demon running to me with his big blade spike thing! OluapPlayer: The trooper was killed by a Malcaeum. Technobliterator: Thylaxiz - What do you see in the army? Wat is the military composed of? Dracogonarious, Radeon...? OluapPlayer: Niaka - There are these creatures identified as Blothnos as well, and these other known as Emprahreen... Technobliterator: Thylaxiz - Ok. What do yu hear? Any voices? And what do the voices say? OluapPlayer: Spinker Trooper - Yeah, I'm hearing some strange voices telling me to cry or something. Technobliterator: Thylaxiz - One last thing... do you feel and heartbreaks? Do any sad memories suddenly come to mind for no apparent reason? Or do any tears just fall from your eyes randomly? OluapPlayer: Baptarion - All of these. Technobliterator: Thylaxiz - Then it can only be one of the Devourer's Chosen Champions, Stolithik the Screamer. You'll need to get closer to the source of any sounds that you don't hear in your head, sounds that will sound like a creature wailing in pain. But on the other hand, getting closer would increase your chances of corruption... Baptarion, what do you suggest? OluapPlayer: Baptarion - Can't we fire from our ships? If only we could get rid of this big Marinox zombie, it would already help a lot. Technobliterator: Kralgon Emperor - I wouldn't advise that. All our weapons are so strong tey'd hit you as well. OluapPlayer: Baptarion - Damnit. I don't know, then... Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - AR YOO DUM JUS FOLLOW DA SOURC OF DA SCREEMS YOO IDIOTS OluapPlayer: Baptarion - Hey! You! Tone your voice down. You ain't no boss of me. Technobliterator: Yogtam - ...For once... Would you guys call me crazy if I listend to Zr'Ahgloth? He seems perfect for the job. As for as Loron go, he has obcvously the strongest mentalist power and with The System too, he can resist the corruption better than anyone, and not to mention that, with the help of his Boyz, he can get threw the hordes. OluapPlayer: Baptarion - Ugh. Fine. OluapPlayer: The Mari'verao grabbed Zr'Ahgloth and threw him against the ground. OluapPlayer: Baptarion - But he'll have to take care of that thing first. Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - YOO DO IT MAN I GOT A JOB MOAR IMPORTANT DIKHED OluapPlayer: Kralgon Emperor - What could be more important? Technobliterator: Zr'ahgloth - KILLIN DAT GUY DUR Technobliterator: Kralgon Emperor - Uh, I still need to focus your nanomachines more so you're prepared. Technobliterator: Baptarion - As if you're letting him get away with mocking me and then laughing his head off about it. Good grief! OluapPlayer: Niaka - This invasion is really starting to bother me. It's like no one is caring about the mission anymore! Technobliterator: Vekaron - Zr'Ahgloth, you go and fight him, taking your best Boyz with you. Me, Baptarion and Thr'aloy will keep this demon busy! Technobliterator: Thr'aloy - we will? OluapPlayer: The Mari'verao launched a blast of entropy at Thr'aloy and roared. Technobliterator: Thr'aloy - OI DIKHED YOR GONNA GET SMASHED HURHURHUR Technobliterator: Thr'aloy jumped on the Mari'verao, kicking and biting at it. OluapPlayer: The Mari'verao fell down, but got up and attacked Thr'aloy back. Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth, meanwhile, charged through the Blothnos, and after cutting them all open, saw a larger Blothnos surrounded by energy. Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - hur man dis is fun... i kinda want ma mommy a bit but its still fun OluapPlayer: (lol) Technobliterator: Kralgon Emperor - Don't progress too much further, the nanomachines need to adapt to the current emotional attack that you're suffering. Technobliterator: Zr'Ahglot - k wateva tell me wen i can smash moar peepz man ma boyz keep cryin on me Technobliterator: With Thr'aloy and the others... Technobliterator: Thr'aloy - OI BAPT HELP ME MAN OluapPlayer: Baptarion - I'm doing what I can! I'm not strong as you to wrestle the thing myself! Technobliterator: Thr'aloy - fair enuff BUT CAN YOO AT LEEST SHOOT IT OR WATEVA OR GET IT WEN ITS DISTRACTED? PLEEZ BRO I NEED HELP OluapPlayer: Baptarion - I'm shooting both the demon and the cultists at the same time, what more do you want? Technobliterator: Thr'aloy - BRO I NEED PROPA HELP MAN IM GONNA CRY Technobliterator: Thr'aloy fell off the beast and cried. Technobliterator: Thylaxiz - Stay focused... Stay focused! You'll just make them stronger, think of good thoughts! Technobliterator: Tralkik Commander - At this point, I am incapable of directing the nanomachines of each inividual soldiers to help them through the corruption. If they stay fighting for too long, they might just become rogue... OluapPlayer: Niaka - Where's that big one with the mafia hat anyway? He better not take long or we'll ahve to retreat without him. Technobliterator: Speaking of Zr'Ahgloth... Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth - OK BOYZ. WE GOTTA MAEK DIS QUIK. OI DIKHED Technobliterator: Zr'Ahgloth pointed at the strongest Blothnos, which turned to him. It was the Champino Stolithik. Technobliterator: Stolithik - Not enough tears... form from your eyes.... But I know you suffer pain, Zr'Ahgloth. Technobliterator: (can yo control zr'ahgloth man) OluapPlayer: Zr'Ahgloth - I SUPPOS YOR DA BOSS DOOD SO IMMA BEET YOO UP NAO Technobliterator: Stolithik - Yes, I am the boss dude... do you remember another boss dude? Fre'kloar, wasn't it? The one you couldn't kill? OluapPlayer: Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN HE RAN AWAY FRUM ME AN I HAD STOOF TA DO IMMA KILL HIM LATA Technobliterator: Stolithik - He ran away, but while he's ran away, all his Loron laugh at you... they use your ass on a dart board, ad talk bout your love for the music of Justin Bieber. OluapPlayer: Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL MAN I DUNT LIEK BEEBA ONLY DA COPYCAT DUMBO LIEKS BEEBA Technobliterator: Stolithik - No, I have seen your pain wen you could not visit his concert... the posters of him in your wall... And l's not forget the time of your young age when you were bullied for being his fan... OluapPlayer: Zr'Ahgloth - ...HOW DO YOO KNO DAT Technobliterator: Stolithik - I know all of your pains... Admit it, you want to break down and CRY! OluapPlayer: Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN IM DA LORON PROPA BIG BOSS AN I NEVA CRY...cept when i cut dem onion fings BUT STILL Stolithik - Lies! Inside you is great trauma and sadness... you lost all your friends when you were in that labour camp. You fell to tears many times, you know you did! [12:29]  Zr'Ahgloth - wat man...how can yoo even kno dat oh ma dayz yor a stalka [12:31]  Stolithik - Stop questioning and let out your pain. The pain when you lost your first rap battle. The pain when you failed to defeat Fre'kloar. The pain when your empire was crushed by the Kralgon. What if Fre'kloar is right? What if you are a failure? What if every dream you ever had failed to come true... yet his are being lived out as we speak? [12:32]  Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN GO TA HELL [12:32]  Zr'Ahgloth charged at Stolithik in anger. [12:32]  Stolithik pointed an arm at Zr'Ahgloth, and he suddenly stopped his charge and felll to the floor, breaking into tears. [12:33]  Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL WUS DAT...AN I WANT MA MOMMY [12:33]  Stolithik - I've been to Hell. But do you remember your visit? All the bad memories that came flooding back to you? All the times of pain, torture, suffering... everything that you despised came to you at once. And it will come now! [12:34]  Stolithik caused all of Zr'Ahgloth's bad memories to flash before his eyes. [12:34]  Zr'Ahgloth - AAAAAARGH MAKE DAT STOP MAKE DAT STOP [12:35]  Stolithik - I remember the last time you called out to 'make dat stop'. It was in the labour camp, when all your friends died and you survived the torture, when you tried to escape. You had to suffer many more years in there before you did escape... and gian many more friends who you would watch cut apart before your eyes. Doesn't it make you want to CRY?! [12:36]  Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP MAN...MOMMY...I WANT MA MOMMY [12:38]  Stolithik -The blades... the guillotine... the flamethrowers... the things that failed to kill you. "AGH MAKE DAT STOP" you cried, "I WANT MY MOMMY" you screamed out. Doesn't it make you SCREAM IN SORROW?! And let's be honest... you ate your mom not because you hated her, like you tell yourself. You ate her because you were starving in that camp! And you cried afterwards when you realised one of the chikz you ate was your mother! Now CRY, till you eyes run red! [12:39]  Zr'Ahgloth tried to crawl away, but could barely move. [12:39]  Stolithik - That's right! CRY! [12:39]  Zr'Ahgloth - WHERES UNO WHEN YOO NEED DEM... [12:40]  Suddenly, several blades appeared around Zr'Ahglot, the same ones used to torture him. A flamethrower appeared behind him, again, one used to torture him. The labour masters appeared... led by Tyraz Breek, Fre'kloar and Warlord Titanozor. [12:40] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - OH MA DAYZ [12:41] <Technobliterator> Stolithik - Where's UNO? All of UNO secretly want you to just be the helpless slave you were in that camp. They want to take away al your self consciousness... you would be like an animal. They hate you, Zr'Ahgloth! They want you to be a pet, not a leader! Every signle one of them does! [12:42] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth cried harder and stood on a fetal position. [12:42] <Technobliterator> Kralgon Emperor - Cut it out, Zr'Ahgloth... Cut it out! [12:42] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - huh? [12:43] <Technobliterator> The Emperor was speaking to him ion radio, while these visions flashed before him. [12:43] <Technobliterator> Kralgon Emperor - As soon as you break down into tears, he can devourer your soul! [12:43] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - WAT DA HELL? I CANT ATTAK MAN IM TOO SAD [12:44] <Technobliterator> Kralgon Emperor - Ugh, I do't know wha to do.... [12:44] <Technobliterator> Thylaxiz - Zr'Ahgloth, I have an idea! [12:44] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - WAT MAN I NEED HELP NAO [12:45] <Technobliterator> Thylaxiz - Don't you remember how to rap battle? When you battle, the other battler will just use your weaknesses and flaws to take shots at you until you can't thionk of a comeback. So come back at him! Just like a rap battle, you pick out his flaws and you'll be able to pick yourself up and beat him! [12:46] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - but i kno nuffin of dis geeza...an i fink hes rite ma lifes bein crap sinc da beginnin an yoo all hate me...i want ma mommy [12:47] <Technobliterator> Thylaxiz patched all the information of Stolithk's history into Zr'Ahgloth's brain via The System. [12:47] <Technobliterator> Thylaxiz - The guy doesn't exactly have the best life ever, does he? [12:48] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - ...HUR WAT A LOSA MAN I CULD USE DAT [12:48] <Technobliterator> (i'll make the rap hur) [12:48] <OluapWorker> (hur) [12:48] <Technobliterator> Stolithk - What is it? CRY! [12:50] <Technobliterator> Zr'Ahgloth - OH MA DAYZ YOO GOT A STOOPID BRAIN//HOW CAN SERVIN DA CORRUPTUS EVA EASE YOR PAIN//YOO TRIED TA FITE DESE GUYS NOW YOR DERE SLAVE//DA FUK MAN YOO NEED SOM GOD TA SAVE//YOO FROM DIS CRAP LIEF OH MA DAYZ ITS SO DUM//GO BAK TA BEIN A REBEL NOT A FUKIN CHAMPION [12:51] <Technobliterator> Stolithik - What..? [12:52] <Technobliterator> Zr'Ahgloth - YOR GAY, MAN, YOR GAY AN GOT DELLUSIONS//SO YA TRY AN TAKE MA SOUL BY MAKIN ME CRY WIV ILLUSIONS//DA FUK MAN YOO NEED SOM MENTAL CHEK//AN SHU ENT INTERESTIN IN GIVIN YA DAT YA FUKIN PEST [12:53] <Technobliterator> Stolithik - Yes it's true... it makes me want to CRY AND WAIL IN SORROW! But will you? [12:53] <Technobliterator> (da raps ova man control zr'ahgloth) [12:53] <OluapWorker> (wat do I do man) [12:53] <Technobliterator> (zr'ahgloth battas stolithik) [12:53] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - ME? IMMA BEET YOO UP SO MUCH YOR GONNA HAV A NOO REESUN TA CRY AROUND [12:54] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth ran up to Stolithik and punched him into a wall. [12:54] <Technobliterator> Stolithik - ARGH! All this pain... CRY! CRY FOR ME BROTHERS! [12:54] <Technobliterator> Several Blothnos arrived, all wailing with tears falling fom their eyes joined Stolithik. [12:55] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth grabbed his shanka and attacked them all. [12:55] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - IMMA TEECH YOO NOT TA MESS WIV MA HED [12:55] <Technobliterator> Each of the Blothnos went down, and with each that went down, Stolithik was reduced to more tears. [12:56] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - AN NOW IMMA SHANK YOO [12:56] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth jumped on Stolithik and shanked him several times. [12:56] <Technobliterator> Stolithik - Don't you feel sorry for them? All the pain you've caused? Do you really want to ruin someone else with pain? [12:56] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - IM A LORON AN I DUNT CARE CUS I IS DA BEST HURHURHUR [12:58] <Technobliterator> Zr'Ahgloth stomped and Stolithik's head and broke it apart, and a soul flew out of it, with the sound of many crying beasts, but this sound faded as the soul went away. [12:58] <OluapWorker> Zr'Ahgloth - BY DA WAY YA MOMS DUM [12:58] <Technobliterator> Kralgon Emperor - ...Wow... [12:59] <OluapWorker> Baptarion - Hey look, the demons all disappeared. Looks like the big bug won... [13:00] <Technobliterator> Thylaxiz - Well, I have to applaud him. After all he went through, he bravely came out and smashed the demon. So I guess congratulations are in order... free pizza party, I presum? [13:00] <OluapWorker> Thr'aloy - I LIEK DAT IDEA HUR [13:01] <Technobliterator> Zr'Ahgloth - ALL YOO GUYS BETTA B SCARED I SMASHED DA DEMON [13:01] <OluapWorker> Niaka - ...Nah. You smashed a guy's skull open. We've seen far worse than that. [13:02] <Technobliterator> Zr'Ahgloth - SHUT UP YOO TRY IT HE MESSES WIV YOR HED [13:03] <OluapWorker> Niaka - And you think we weren't being affected too? Not as much as you but several of my soldiers were going "Praise the Devourer" before I shot them down. [13:03] <Technobliterator> Zr'Ahgloth - NOT AGENST DAT GUY IDIOT DA CLOSER YOO GET DA MOAR HE MINDFUKS YOO IDIOT [13:04] <OluapWorker> Niaka - Stop insulting me before I shoot YOU next. [13:04] <Technobliterator> Zr'Ahgloth - NOT A GOOD IDEA TA DO DAT MAN IM STRONGA DAN YOO YOOS TOO WIMPY TA TAKE OUT A DEMON YA DIKHED [13:05] <Technobliterator> Valzo - Don't worry, you get used to him eventually. [13:05] <OluapWorker> Baptarion - Can everyone shut up now? What matters is that we won. [13:07] <Technobliterator> Kralgon Emperor - Agreed. I need to adapt The System to resist this corruption better, it'll be hard but I can probably manage. Anyway, everyone get back to the ship. We've taken over this world, that should slow the momentum of the Devourer's Chosen invasion of you, Collective. [13:07] <OluapWorker> Baptarion - Yeah, I appreciate that. [13:09] <Technobliterator> Kralgon Emperor - We've also collected information that could come in handy when fighting them again, for developing any tactics. So, to conclude, I think we'll all go back to defending our territory and have a rest from today. [13:11] <OluapWorker> Baptarion - Agreed.