Creature:Loron/Da Kultya

"Those uncivilised brutes! How can they live like that?"

- A Galot Home Reviewer

Loron culture, or kultyur, as they call it, is savage. But, that's how Lorons live.

Tradition
Loron traditions are:
 * Loron are advised to tell Da Chikz what to do. They can treat them as badly as they like. There's no mating for Da Chikz, since Da Chikz don't need any
 * Once a day, a Loron must go to battle of some sort, and it is considered rude if they don't
 * It is considered rude if you are weak
 * When someone walks into their house, they are advised to use their weight machines and treadmills and stuff, and it is considered rude if you don't show your strength
 * Lorons are advised to make good food. If your food isn't tasty then the Loron eat each other instead
 * Rudeness results in fighting. Prepare to be bullied if you were too chicken to fight whoever offended you
 * If a Loron wants to fight, but there is no space, then they have to fight for the place.
 * A Loron school that teaches them anything but how to fight is considered "stoopid" or "geeky"
 * Lorons are advised to bully geeks like Tekks or Mekks. Ones that don't fight, they are advised to eat

Laws
The laws are that:
 * no Loron is allowed to steal more than half of another persons property
 * Loron can't kill without a reason This has been changed- if you are one of da big boyz You can, but otherwise, you can only if they've 'been sad to you'
 * Loron have to be nice to guests before eating them. if they want to eat them.
 * The technonet is dangerous- Loron are advised to steer away from it. This rule was re-written. They are allowed to upload as many viruses as they please.
 * A young Loron is not allowed to talk to strangers- they must eat his/her brain instead.
 * Loron Chicks are not sexy (they're not even Loron, they're spider-like things that give birth). Lorons have to deal with it.
 * If a Loron is born with a mental problem it is eaten, along with the Chik responsible