Creature:Loron

 "Da Boyz is da best. 'Nuff said."

- Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

"The Loron are evil. They eat, and eat and CONQUER ALL (except the powerful empires).They kill everything. EVERYONE that dares go near them dies. Then becomes breakfast"

- Loron page in the Ottzello Facts on the Technonet

My first Carnivore and Warrior Creature. VERY aggressive. The Loron are the most warlike beings in the Universe. Their number is beyond count. They are barbaric creatures that eat space wanderers, go to war with other empires over a bag of chips. They take pride in causing misery, stealing candy from kids, blackmail passer by ships for money and hurt other creatures (even other Loron) for fun. Loron

Loron are constantly reproducing, and there are countless Lorons. But not all are part of the Da Propa Big Loron Empire, and other empires are constantly fighting each other for fun. It has been said that, if the Loron were to truly unite they would be able to crush nearly all opposition and last long against threats such as even the Xhodocto. But, while their thirst for war is their strength it is also their greatest weakness, they'll try to find someone to kill as soon as possible. Such as their next door neighbour. They become enemies with many empires, and no one really likes them. They have reached the point in which they begin wars that the Loron can afford while the others cannot.

Recently, they've been shown to be smart, which is impossible for any one Loron. This is because they use Artificial Intelligence Technology and their females, so essentially they "cheat". Their brain is nearly all "How ta kill good", and thanks to Da Chikz, they are born naturals at using technology, but not making it.

The Loron are known to be incredible rappers.





The Loron
The Loron. Ugly, violent and idiotic creatures. The Loron is feared and repulsive being from Ottzello. Loron are the dominant species from the Planet Groodrub, a hugely hostile world where only the strongest of the strong survive. A Loron's skull is extremely thick, and can absorb damage to the point that "head shots" don't count. The mouth is very good at it's job- to trap anything between the teeth then crush it. The skin of a Loron is really tough, very difficult to penetrate with weapons such as a knife. Loron genetic structure is very alien, but seems very advanced. Furthermore, another product of Loron evolving by fighting, Loron regenerate very quickly and healing doesn't take as long as it does for most mortals. A Loron can withstand tremendous punishment, he feels little to no pain from extremely horrific wounds, and is always able to fight on in such a bad state. A repulsive thing is a Loron's smell, which has been likened to that of a diseased Grox bathing in Grimbolsaurian dung.

Statistics
Idea from Liquid Ink!
 * Type: Warm-blooded Bipedal Terrestrial Vertebrate
 * Lifestyle: Barbaric & selfish, love eating
 * Armor: Thick reptillian skin & strong bones
 * Defences: Fighting skill
 * Tools: Stolen two handed things
 * Method of Eating: Just bite and swallow
 * Number of offspring: N/A

Physique
Loron physique is very robust. Physically the Loron are one of the strongest beings known to exist. They often get into fights, and only the toughest survive, that's why. They evolved so much because of constant fighting (and the fact their genes are designed to evolve in that sense rapidly, but not in intelligence). In a fist fight, a Loron has never lost. Their punches are powerful enough to break most some species' arms (although others are tougher and aren't as badly affected). They are also extremely tough, as most creatures die against a single Epic's attack, whereas Loron can take many. This is thanks to their historic brawls with epics helping them get better. It is for this reason they act all hard. They have been known to have brawls with epics and win. A kid's Rite of Passij is to join a group and defeat one, an Adult's is to defeat one alone. It is this that gets them so strong.

Intellect
Their brains are big, but only so they know how to fight. It isn't real intelligence. Also, a Loron is rather unique in that it is born with full knowledge of what it has to do, it's language and the like. This is useful, as Loron can't be bothered to teach anyone. Da Loron skoolz purely teaches them ho to fight, and how to rip people apart and eat them.

Birth
Loron are born in a unique way, thanks to Da Chikz. Da Chikz do so because, as they grow up, they are getting better at building stronger, tougher Loron. Furthermore, a Chik can take a "mate" by adapting its genes and improving on them. So the Loron are constantly evolving. They are born naturals at fighting, extremely strong, with complete knowledge of where to go and what to do after being born, and are naturals at using (but not making) technology.

War
Loron are the most warlike species in Ottzello. They wage conflicts from personal to galactic scale, and often start wars over tiny reasons or just for the fun of it. Loron military is huge, consisting of countless numbers of “Boyz” and several speed vehicles taking the “Boyz” to the front line. In addition to this vehicles of ludicrous size fire at enemies from long distances, making almost defeaningly loud weapons fire at an extreme rate towards the enemy, although it must be noted Loron aim is not the best, so several shots miss.

Econony
Loron make their money in Sporebucks from stealing and from black markets. Huge amounts of slaves work for them, although Loron do work hard. Loron economy is viewed as crude, in fact it is hardly ever used since most Loron settle who deserves what by fighting. Loron runs on their currency, Da Bling, either showing it or trading it.

Technology
Loron technology is crude, faulty and often made of junk and scrap. They have Tekk AI and Mekk AI which train their Tekkas and Mekkas. Tekkas are for getting stolen technology to work, Mekkas are making tech out of scrap and scavenged stuff. Their technology is violent and cruel, made literally to cut their enemies apart or fire some huge weapon. The majority of their technology is stolen pieces of others put together into a huge weapon.

Religion
Lorons don't know what this means. But they do have a religion. They serve several loron Godz, most of which have been forgotten, their main god being Roz’Tah’Flok. They serve their gods with sacrifices and pizza parties.

Leader
Their leader is Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth, a tough Loron who loves fighting. He is the most Loronly of all Lorons, and is definitely the strongest.

Main Empire
Da Propa Big Loron Empire is an empire that spans not only the galaxy and beyond, but billions and billions of planets beyond any other Loron Empire, in addition to a Loron dimension. The empire is feared across the galaxy, and is led by Da Propa Big Boss Zr’Ahgloth. Occaisionally the empire unites other Loron empires to make their own larger, but more commonly they go to war with rebel Loron.

Fighting
Loron are natural fighters, in several ways, thanks to how Da Chikz created them. It is an addiction to Loron and a huge part of their life. Loron fight from personal to intergalactic scale, and conflict governs their society. Prolonged experience in conflict meant that the Loron excel in doing so. Constant fighting amongst each other meant that only the strongest Loron survive. Fighting makes them strong, but is a huge passion for Loron.

Culture
Loron culture, or kultya, as they call it, is savage. Loron have their own distinct kultya that is mocked and called crude by many empires, but is in fact strong, and is the reason the Loron have survived this long. Loron culture stems from the very first Loron, before Krul'Takka infamously made the Loron more civilised. It is still rough, still revolves around fighting, and Loron still love it.

Addictions
Loron addictions are:
 * Music- Hip Hop & Rap
 * Cars
 * Eating
 * Chocolate
 * Pizza

History
The Loron have had a brutal history of disgrace. Don't ask them about their history though. They don't know what it means.

Dimension
After The recent Taldar incident, the Loron shared a dimension with Ottzello- The Ottzella Dimension is a secluded dimension that barely anyone enters. Each species has a shield around it's main galaxy. Since the Loron recover quickly, this means they cannot ever be defeated!! They have a huge dimension of their own the size of around 4 dimensions, but it's mostly full of wars between different Loron Empires.

Males
The Loron Males, known as "Da Boyz" are the main Loron. They're pretty much the only Loron. They're tough, strong, well developed, and, while stupid, their brain is big and they are clever enough to instantly know a target's weakness, weak points, and how to eat it. However, that doesn't mean they're clever enough to know what not to eat.

Females
The Loron females, known as "Da Chikz" need a whole section. They're not really Female Loron, they're a totally different species. they are also the brains behind technology. But they lack strength. And numbers.

Artificial Intelligence
Loron Artificial Intelligence, or Da Geekz, are intelligent computers mass produced by Da Chikz in factories, to suit many purposes. But their intelligence is vital to helping the Loron become as powerful as they are.

Loron Genes
The strength of Loron genes is indicated by their size, so if Loron A is smaller than Loron B, Loron B has better genes and thus, under normal circumstances, can beat up Loron A.

In spore
Technobliterator used them in one game, but when the space stage was reached the game was abandoned (then thegame was lost when switching computers)

Trivia

 * Though several creatures have a backup to eating, such as being posionous the Loron are trying to create another backup meaning that the diseases they get are no longer capable.
 * The Loron started out by Technobliterator as the opposite of his previous save game, the Galot. Rather than making them ally with others, the Loron simply ate, and were carnivores.
 * The Loron fiction was inspired by:
 * Modern day: Chav & Bullies- I wanted them to be a bit like chavs but not taking the mic out of them. They act all hard, diss people, rapping and use "chavvy language" and are quite dumb. But only in a way slightly like chavs (Techno's bro is a bit of a chav himself!)
 * Metal Gear Solid: The way the Loron are created using someone else' genes and improved on is a reference to the same way Solid Snake was created using Big Boss' genes
 * Warhammer 40,000: The way the Loron are barbaric and don't use proper language is a reference to the Orks from Warmhammer 40k, who are the same. However they have many differences
 * There is not one new empire to SporeWiki that doesn't eventually go to war with the Loron
 * The Loron are described as "Loronic" and "Loronly", however, the words mustn't get mixed up because:
 * Loronly is an adjective and sometimes a singular word to describe how strong, tough and good at dissing a Loron is. Basically how Loron-like they are in a good way
 * Loronic is a term conned by the Lequainsbut inspired by the Vartekians. It is an insult comparing the person to the stupidity of a Loron
 * Loron were created 18:35, January 29, 2010 (source:history page)
 * The idea of the Loron having several different empires originated from when Technobliterator found several random Loron empires that were not his (Techno's bro was playing when he found it)
 * While taxonomy is now listed as Technobliterator, it was originally done by Imperios
 * The idea of how the Loron Boyz go stupid came from Wormulon
 * The Loron were once Techno's prime fictionm, before the Taldar, now remain secondary fiction
 * Here's the explanation against the Loron "unrealism"
 * Bees do not have biological fathers, neither do the Loron
 * Ants can lift 20 times their own strength, the Loron have the same methods of strength (the planet they adapted to is full of hugew monstrosities, such as epics)
 * Groodrub was a low gravity planet, so their huge heads were possible, however, Loron later adapted to planets with higher gravity
 * Their evolution was helped by the Traffphyds, so the Loron aren't spot-on realistic
 * This page is for the younger Loron, the others do have pages
 * Loron vary in sizes, so the Sporistics heights are often not true, furthermore, loron get bigger by fighting, so the sizes are the Loron in their most basic
 * Technobliterator did have help when writing the Loron, with all the fancy words etc.
 * Creature:Loron has 89 sub pages in total

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meh ill show them anyways!