Fiction:United Republic of Grubmolians

"Tyrlaxis Spodeuo Rixospal (Spode's trust is Precious)"

- Official Motto of the UROG

Information
The United Republic of Grubmolians, also shortened as "UROG" is a union of factions and countries primarily located in the Carina Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. Composed of 1,510 star systems in total, the republic is primarily known throughout the Gigaquadrant for their unique culture and rather environmental, nature-driven philosophy.

As of now, they're currently slowing down their expansion, and focusing on improving their economy and military.

Government
The Government is headed by the Emperor, who's job is to protect, communicate, and do the empire well in any way. The Emperor cannot make up laws without the consent of the citizens and the Council. He is protected by several body guards, and is expected to spend most money collected on education and housing than military, which may explain the lack of proper defense.

It should be noted that the Emperor's reign is not limited by a set time limit. Emperors can rule for all of their lifetime should the public be approving of them and the council not removing their status.

Ipliq
Ipliq, now the executive leader and emperor of the Republic has taken over from his brother's position.

"His performance so far has been humiliating, confusing, and insulting to our philosophy thus so far. He plans on expansion rather than slowing down and making sure our economy is stable, and his slowly degrading mind from insomnia and ever increasing dementia doesn't help us any further. But we cannot do much about this; he has broken no law, and we shan't kick out one who has not violated our rules. It is stupid to have to tell him to stop focusing so heavily on colonization, and force him to work on economics."

- Anonymous Council Member

Tyrolox
Tyrolox has chosen to become part of the genetic design program of the council, and is beginning to work and study on the previously notorious Excloterras, as well as researching the mysterious disappearance of his father.

Other Rulers
It should be noted that the Emperor is not the sole ruler of Mutypla, but rather the head of government of the UROG. As such, many kings, queens, and other types of royalty are members of the council.

Military
The Empire is weak in its regards of military and warfare due to the lack of proper funding from the Government. War weapons such as nuclear bombs and vehicles are produced in small amounts and rarely used in a given situation. There has not been a major interstellar war in the history of the empire, and its citizens have been lead to believe that an incoming conflict is impossible.

Heavy Carrier
The "Heavy Carrier", or TTMV by most personnel is a large, cargo and defense hover-ship used to transport ammo, vehicles, and medical care to war-sites. Produced in low numbers (100-200/yr) It's one of the most well defended vehicles in the Armada and is also the most expensive to make (6,000,000 SB)

Grubamolaw
Being a rather small and weak spaceship, this class is used by scouts and lend to explorers for spice trade and colonization. Produced in high numbers and one of their cheapest ships to make (250,000-565,000 SB), the Grubamolaw is also used by scouts in the military and are encountered in large groups due to their weakness being single against an opponent.

Living Conditions
Because of their existential philosophy and large respect for biological life, a high percentage of the budget is paid to make sure that living conditions for civilians of participating countries are sanitary and vegetated. Homes are usually always well furnished and cleaned. Often than not, decorations and china line the walls as forms of gifts for "The Father."

Celebrations/Festivals
Several celebrations are held a year. Several of these are primarily Spode-related holidays, or simply unique events. An example of this is a solar eclipse, where it is known as a sign of good luck by Spode.

Laws
It should come without any surprise that the UROG has set strict laws in place for citizens to follow. These guidelines are enforced heavily by the government due to their philosophy. Of course, it should be obvious that the basics are there, however there is a number of strict laws associated with the philosophy and religion that can result in death penalties. These laws are known under the name of "Txopul Maxyus" (Five Orders)

Txopul Maxyus

 * Incest is forbidden.
 * Converting or conversion into another religion is strictly forbidden, and results in a death penalty.
 * Assassination of any governmental figure will result in torture until death.
 * Homosexuality is forbidden, unless the couple agrees to sign a pact that they will not engage in sexual activity.
 * Disrespect to spode is highly frowned upon.

Influence by other alien species.
The UROG's culture, cuisine, and entertainment have all been inspired by other alien cultures, the most predominant being human culture, which they show through their distinctive liking to the Italian dish of pizza, be it at least vegan pizza. It is exactly unknown why the Grubmolians have such a fascination with human culture, but regardless, humans have influenced.

Philosophy/Religion
Grybolixism (Named after the Grubmolian philosopher, Grybolixis) is the religion and official philosophy of the '''UROG. The philosophy in question follows a rather diplomatic and hospitable approach to alien or foreign strangers, believing that a large-scale alliance would impress, or grab the attention of Spode', or "The father". ''They hold a strong belief that every living being comes from the same ancestor; Once again, Spode. And as such, achieving alliances, trade routes, entertainment, and education is a top priority for the people, who will often play instruments and put on festivals to honor their father. Denying the religion, even if it be in acceptance of another Spode related one is often viewed as harsh and impure, often resulting in social exclusion or even a death penalty if it's deemed "Unholy." Emperors have been executed because of this.

If they deem that you are an obstacle or threat to the balance of the "universe's ecosystem", they will deal with it. Harshly.

Sectors/Astrography

 * This list cannot just be updated daily, so information may not always be up to date. Also note that this only keeps track of UROG's sectors in the Milky Way Galaxy.

Mutypla Sector
Composition: 5 stars, Migle-3 in the center, along with 4 defense posts enclosing it. Borders Xyselopus to the left, Seplixsol to the north, TR to the south, I to the southwest.

Description: The smallest sector out of all of them, named after the Grubmolian's homeworld.

Role: Core/Hub of UROG

Xyselopus Sector
Composition: 141 stars, borders Mutypla Sector and Seplixsol sector to the right.

Description: A mass horde of colonies, research stations, mining stations, and the occasional observation post to view primitive civilizations

Seplixsol Sector
Composition: 191 stars, borders Mutypla sector to the north, borders Xyselopus sector to the left, and borders the Trylaxis sector to the south.

Description: Mostly colonies and research stations, as well as satellites to broadcast television to nearby colonies.

Bosilxis Sector
Composition: 136 stars, borders Dextapolis to the north, and I to the south.

Description: Hordes of restaurants, theme parks, and theaters for Grubmolian citizens as well as other visiting empires to take part in.

Hylixos Sector
Composition: 146 stars, borders TR to the north, I to the Northwest.

Description: "It's mining stations, Mining stations everywhere."

I sector
Composition: 1 star. Borders Mutypla to the north east, TR to the left, and Hylixos to the south.

Description: Simply a listening post.

Dextapolis Sector
Composition: 218 stars, borders Trylaxis to the left and Bosilxis to the south.

Description: Mixed, mostly colonies, however.

Relationships
If you are inactive to the plot of the storyline, or you have done something to either damage or disrupt the "balance of prosperity", your relationship will slowly decrease over time.
 * Note: Relationships other than "Allied" or "At War" are considered opinions towards other empires.

Friendly/Allied
"Alliance is key to achieving universal harmony throughout the cosmos."

Trusted
"I like you, but you still haven't fixed the coffee machine at the office."
 * JCompany - Thanks for the trades in knowledge and the help.

(relatively friendly relations, trade route, help with Mutypla)

 * Sinistonsos - We are in the process of trading. Possible allies, perhaps. Time will tell.

Interested
"You have gained our attention from your actions."
 * Sagantan Collective - We are in the process of trading.
 * United Empire of Solariea - Once again, we are in the process of trading. A fascinating display of culture.
 * The Purity - Weird drone dudes.
 * The Infernal Republic - Hey it's the Hegemony's brother, except that they're less annoying and less stupid.
 * The Krassio - Pure.

Neutral
"Neutrality is usually neutral. That's good. Hopefully, that's good for you too."
 * Dynastic Systems of Sal'ir - Rather wise indeed.
 * Chonostonian Republic - Unique creatures.
 * Waptoria Alliance - I give you our respect.

(Similar Philosophy, Compliments)

 * Elysian Empire - Lack of contact with old friends often leads to lack of interest in them.
 * The Outer Republic - A republic composed of refugees from beyond the first gigaquadrant has decided to visit here. They have very little information to tell about themselves, but I believe the First Gigaquadrant will warm well to extraquadrantic people.


 * Mirusian Congregation - They follow the father. But they do not follow the father correctly.

Wary of
"We are extremely skeptical of your existence as a whole, but you frighten us. Please. Don't hurt us."
 * Void Eye Empire - I don't understand exactly why people believe they somehow stand a chance against the Krassio, along with the Void Eye's allies, but okay.

Distrusted
"There is a strong difference between distrust and dislike- but that necessarily doesn't mean that we're immune to causing problems with you."

Disliked
"You insult harmony with your ways."
 * Tulloac Pentocracy - We dare not waste time with the imperialistic and xenophobe that you are.

Despised
"You are beyond the point of peace. Sooner or later, you will be annihilated."
 * Hegemony of Astrath - Xenophobic pieces of garbage. You are likened to a piece of recyclable material thrown into a trashcan by a blind man.
 * UTON - Fucking heretics.
 * Grox Empire - They have cool action figures but I guess they suck.

(NERDS.)
"Tyrolox, don't compliment the most idiotic empire in the galaxy."

- Sincerely, Ipliq

At War
"Peace offerings at this point are worthless to us. You will be eradicated or assimilated sooner or later."

Quotes
"Buy our merchandise at any of our major gift shops!"

- Tyrolox, attempting to sell merchandise to potential customers.

"To meet fellow Bards is quite the rare -and joyous- occurence! And one which respects nature at that! Let's sing songs about this and throw a party!"

- Mikiang'y of the Waptoria Alliance of Species

"I would but the pizza I ordered like a few days ago hasn't come from my home-made limited edition Galactic Conflict™ season 2 wormhole! We must find another alternative before the party is ruined."

- Tyrolox, whining about the pizza he ordered from the void eye not being delivered to him sooner than expected.

"Tyrolox, no. You've already spent too much money on throwing 4 parties this year and ordering pineapple pizzas from wormholes so you can eat the first wormhole-ordered pizza."

- Ipliq, complaining about Tyrolox.

"We are sorry but we can't deliver your pizza request, because we do not eat pizzas... and it seems like you haven't even decided yet. And about the money, we already send a refund to you."

- Overlord, explaining to Tyrolox why the pizza can't be delivered.

"Can't we order a limited edition Grox action figure with eye laser-action and interchangeable cybernetic parts? Remember that? I wanted one for the anniversary celebration but my dad said no last year."

- Tyrolox, asking if he can order a Grox action figure.

"I swear to Spode if you buy 200 of them along with the spaceships and throw them at balloons to simulate empires destroyed I'm gonna have the Hegemony go ahead and take over our empire."

- Ipliq, complaining about Tyrolox.

"No. I was gonna buy 1,000 of them and throw them at my Xhodocto and other empire action figures to simulate an alternate reality where the Grox won! It's educational...!"

- Tyrolox, defending his case

"OH MY SPODE TYROLOX NO."

- Ipliq

"Odd creatures, but a fascinating show of what other galaxies have to offer as well as a potential trade partner.""

-, commenting on the Grubmaw Empire.

"WHOAREYOUCALLINGODDYOUFAT-"

- Tyrolox, angered about Celeste's comment. "Tyrolox, shut up. Anyways, I apologize for the case of stupidity of our emperor. Thank you for dropping by."

- Ipliq, apologizing for Tyrolox ramblings. "Greetings, Grubmaw Empire. You seem nice, so we decided that we want to trade with you! We can further discuss the Details after you decide. So? To Trade or not To Trade, that is the Question..."

- Krz'at Kor, Trading Manager of the Chonostonian Empire

"Sorry for such the late response, but we decline."

- Ipliq, Declining the trade offer at 3 AM in the morning.

"Oh well, could be worse."

- Krz'at Kor, Trading Manager of the Chonostonian Republic

"What Curious Creatures. They seem nice. Though their Legislative seems ever so slightly... volatile."

- Sinistontian Broadcasting Channel

"Curious? Fascinating? Odd? We're... Frog... Fish... Fur... people..."

- Tyrolox, attempting to figure out what his species is.

"That must feel horrible. You have no idea what you even are. We have discovered. We must not worry about such Problems anymore."

- Sinistontian Broadcasting Channel

"We're... Uuuuhhhhm... Nice people. That's a fact. That's a taxon. Right? We're... semi-aquatic. Uuuuhh. Fur.... Fish Frogs..."

- Tyrolox, becoming a taxonomist and classifying his own species.

"I see. Well, at least you tried. Maybe try a little harder next time."

- Sinistontian Broadcasting Channel

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."

- Unknown Broadcaster

"WHOMST IS THIS?"

- Tyrolox

"The Time of our unveiling is yet to come. Be Patient."

- Unknown Broadcaster

And now, Ipliq tells you some trivia about the empire.
"Uuuhhh. I believe a surprisingly unknown fact in the galactic community is that we're not a singular entity. It's like uuhhh. Super mega... ultra alliance of sorts forming together to create one super.... empire. It's confusing."

- Ipliq, explaining how the empire was formed.

"We chose bright, vibrant colors for our flag to display a form of positive vibe when the viewer views it. And because they also happen to represent certain aspects of life. Green represents nature and harmony. Blue represents wisdom and loyalty. And brown represents elegance and stability. The star above the "planet" at the bottom of the flag simply represents the support of UROG, similar to the way a star supports life on a planet. Interesting, is it not?"

- Ipliq, explaining the meaning of their flag.


 * Most likely, 95% this article's edits were just Yakkorinio adding new star systems.