Captain:Lightbringer/Because I Have to Explain Myself to Idiots

Because I Have to Explain Myself to Idiots, By Alikos, the Lightbringer

Those who know me well know I regularly debate fundamentalist Spodists in various contexts. Not the kind you find in the Divinarium, mind you, but the sort of moron you find in the Gargator Empire. Indeed, I do have something of an arch rival in the Gargator Empire, an idiot by the name of “Digor Grokelox.”

For those of you fortunate enough to have never heard of Digor, allow me to inflict on you a fate worse than death by summarizing him for you. He’s an apologist for “Way of Spode Ministries,” an organization of individuals attempting to convert persons to Gargatorian Spodism. Being the Patron of Truth, I of course oppose these individuals and their goals. This has led to numerous spats and debates between me and persons from that organization, but its most detestable member, Digor, has always had a special relationship with me. I’d say I engage him three times as often as I engage the rest of Way of Spode Ministries combined.

Recently, though, he has put out a very stupid publication attacking me for a specific statement I made while talking about anti-Spodist efforts. The statement was “I love being called a demon.” However, being a Grade A moron, Digor’s special little mind seems to have interpreted “love being called” as “am,” and seen this quote as license to decide that I’ve admitted being a demonic being who exists only to oppose Spode and his ends and prevent his creations from achieving eternal happiness.

Now, the problem with this should be apparent to anyone with the intelligence of a blade of grass, but because Digor is floating a ways down below that mark, I’m going to go further and explain what I meant by that quote.

In context, I was referring to the fact that morons such as yourself, Digor, are often so stumped by my arguments, such as the evidence I present that raedon missionaries are indeed responsible for your coming to believe in your religion, how it has changed since its inception (from the raedon’s pantheism to your self-serving genocidal and simplistic monotheism), and numerous other things, that you, instead of doing the honest thing and admitting defeat, or at least trying to refute anything I say, simply call me a demon and pretend that this is somehow the winning move in the argument.

So you see, the reason I said “I love being called a demon” is because I know that as soon as my opponent makes that accusation, I’ve won, because it usually means that they have no refutations to anything I’m saying. So thank you for quote mining me in exactly the way I needed you to so that you would allow me to prove my point. You have no decent arguments, no valid refutations, and nothing to offer except an allegation that I am an evil spirit.

Thank you all for reading.