Fiction:The War for Wental

This is a joint fiction between Irskaad and MasterMachine.

'''The Iteok. Some say they are crazy. Some say they are Omnicidal. Some say they are just plain evil. The Iteok don't like anyone but their allies. They love to kill. Killing is a pasttime for these Insectoid freaks. They need to see you are valuable in order for you to ally them. But who would want to ally these bugs? They think the others are pawns compared to their "Mighty Khereg", even though their empire is only Tier 4. This is a story about how the Iteok found a strange but peaceful Galaxy and attacked it, foolishly believing they could conquer it.'''

Prologue
2 Female Iteok Scouts were exploring the wonders of the 2nd Gigaquadrant. While travelling, they found a stange Galaxy, known only as "the Wental Galaxy". The Scouts noticed the colors of this Giant Galaxy. They wished to possess it.

Tarhitrhya - "Nice Galaxy... looks great to be Iteok Territory." Zerhtavya - "It's too big that nobody could challenge us if we invaded it! It's probably full of Tier 5s." Tarhitrhya - "Indeed. Though, should we take it?"

At this point, a Transmission arrived from the Wental Galaxy.

''Hello, Traveller! This is an automatic message from the Wental Galaxy, translated in English for your understanding!''

Zerhtavya - "What's it saying?" Tarhitrhya - "Shh! I understand the transmission! It's in "Plazithian"." (Itekol: Plazrhatol, English: Language of the Milky Way (English))

Now, before you colonize here, you must follow these rules:


 * You will not attack or harm a less-then space civilization.

Tarhitrhya - "Wait, WHAT?"


 * You will not Colonize more then 500000 planets.
 * You will never harm a child or anyone caring for a child.
 * You will not break galactic code. 
 * Any Empire that wishes to use Nanotech in any form must first get a permit. They must also be ready at all times for an inspection, which could come at any time, anywhere. These are for the safety of the entire galaxy.

Now, enjoy your stay in-

The Transmitter was punched by the angry Iteok woman.

Tarhitrhya - "These guys, their rules are absurd! Galactic Code??? No attacks on Tier 6s? What kind of a Galaxy is this? The Plazith Rim doesn't have these rules!" Zerhtavya - "Let's warn the males that food has arrived..."

And so, they rush to Ikrhas. The journey took 12 hours, but they arrive, ready to tell Toragh 9 about this "absurd" Galaxy...