User talk:CaptainTybusen/The Intergalactic Band Returns!/@comment-1370845-20110924212550

Ok, so OluapPlayer didn't have any songs besides Shu'ulathoi, and he does have more fiction than that. So here's a parody of Katy Perry - ET ft. Kanye West, about the Dracs!

[Intro - Kanye West (the Baby Taldar)] I got a dirty mind I got filtyh ways I'm tryna experiment, on your sexy ane Imma legend, I'm a reverand, I'm irreverand I go so far u-u-uh-uh-up We don't give a fu-u-uck Welcome to the danger zone This aint Science Fantasy You're in Fictionverse, not the Unvierse of Fantasy They callin me an alien a young little Taldar don Maybe it's bcause a literal Kanye pisses the users off

[Verse 1] /* Yuri singing /* Kanye, why are you here? You're in reality Not on Sporewiki /* Kanye singing /* Yuri, let me be clear I'm a Taldar baby, I'm not really Kanye /* Yuri /* What, the, fuck is this shit So you're an illusion Not some weird intrusion! /* Kanye /* Yes, bitch, that is correct Now sing the song damnit

[Hook] Ok, I'm singing a song, But I forgot the words, It doesn't last so long, And wait I remember how it goes

[Chorus - Band] Abduct, me, ab-duct me, Dissecting my body Leaving it all lumpy

What, the, fuck you testing? That dick is for sexing, Not for messing,

Dude, you're an alien Your, experiments sooo wrong, At least, they're not careless Dracogonarious

[Outro - Kanye] I know a bar in Borealis Where they charge $5 to touch anus Then they charge $10 to have sex But realy, they wanna experiment

What this this shit, I wanted to strip, Strip club is sick, experiment suck dick, Why did they disguise the lab As a strip club land

See, it abducted so Jerkon tells you what to do, Jerkon tells you what to do, what to do, what to do...

[Chorus comes on again]