Fiction:Third Ottzello Galactic War/Da Moovment

<!-- Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - i kno dis is gonna sound wimpy, but... OluapPlayer: Knar'gank - wat? Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - perhaps ottzello ent safe man perhaps we shood let da kralgies an tyradoods batle eech ova an den com bak ta smash watevas left OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - ya meen...we leev ottzello? Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - yeh man OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN DATS DUM AN WIMPY I LIKE OTTZELLO Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - DATS NOT WIMPY. IN MY DAY WE WASNT STOOPID MAN WE KNEW DA DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JUS LEEVIN FOR A BIT AN BEIN A WIMP OluapPlayer: Voa'reak - mehbeh jol'kiars rite man afta da kralgies an da nites kill eahc otha its gonna be a piece of pizza ta com bak Technobliterator: Knar'gank - i agree wiv jol man hes da oldest he knos da best OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - hur...fine man OluapPlayer: Kal'kuir - IF WE IS LEEVIN DEN WHERE IS WE GOIN? Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - ...i didnt plan dat far ahed. lets ask da geek Technobliterator: They all got back on board th Propa Big Rogue Krooza. Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - so, you've come to your senses, eh? OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - YEH I SUPPOS YOO KNO WAT DA DO? Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - I do know that other Loron had stolen inter-galactic travel, and have spread all over the First Gigaquadrant. But we don't have any intergalactic travel technology to steal. OluapPlayer: Kal'kuir - SO WE CANT LEEV? Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well, the United Nations of Ottzello have come back.... OluapPlayer: Voa'reak - da hell? I fhough dese peepz died bak in da second war Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - No, they just ran. Technobliterator: Fre'kloar folded his arms. Technobliterator: Fre'kloar - IF YOR EXPECTIN ME TA WORK WIV DEM... oh wait dey hate da propa big empire OluapPlayer: Jol'kiar - so we ask dem fer help? hur i dunt like askin fer help dats so unloronly Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - Or you could blackmail them to help. OluapPlayer: Knar'gank - dats a load betta Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - With the situation they're in, havng you come along is the LAST thing they'll need... so they'll be begging to give away their intergalactic travel engine. OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - fine den lets do dis Technobliterator: ==The desperate Ottzelloans== Technobliterator: Up in the United Nations refuge... Technobliterator: Valzo - I'm picking up a message, patching it through... Technobliterator: Fre'kloar came up on the UNO screen. OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ GALOT DUMBO Technobliterator: Valzo - Oh really, piss off, we've got way to much on our plates... OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - OI YOO SHUT UP AN LISTEN TA ME Technobliterator: Valzo - What?? OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - ME AN MA BOYZ WANT YOR INTAGALACTIC TRAVEL FINGIES AN YOO BETTA GIV DEM TO US OR DA KRALGIES AN DA NITES WONT BE DA ONES TA KILL YOO Technobliterator: Technobian President - Why exactly should we help you? Technobliterator: Suddenly, the President's throat was slit. Technobliterator: Knar'gank - COS DIS WILL HAPPE NTO YA OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - YA SEE WE IS WAY AHEAD OF YA SO YA BETTA HELP US Technobliterator: The United Nations felt intimidated. Technobliterator: Yogtam - I should fight you all... but we're in no position to. Technobliterator: Valzo - Yeah, we have to get a new Tchnobian leader. Although, Feldosia's showing promise. Technobliterator: Dakster - Oh well, we'll give you our last intergalactic travel engine. Bu however, can you help us in return? OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - IF WE FEEL LIKE IT. WAT DO YA WANT Technobliterator: Dakster - Go fight on a Kralgon world for us. If you can destroy it, it'll be easier for us to survive without fear of oppression from there. You can also probably get a bit more technology to help our intergalactic travel engine run more smoothly. OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - yeh i do like smoot drivin...FINE ILL DO IT Technobliterator: Dakster - Then there's nothing else to discuss. Technobliterator: Knar'gank stole an UNO fighter, returned to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza, which set off for the next world. Technobliterator: ok, that should be all. how much time do you have left? OluapPlayer: 10-15 minutes Technobliterator: okk, there's one part i really want done, but we'llhave to skip ahead a lot. Can we do the part where the Rogue Boyz come to the Milky Way and learn of the Second Black Fog War? OluapPlayer: Ok Technobliterator: ==The Black Fog== Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - MAN DESE PLANETS IS WAY MOAR COMFY MAN WE ALREDY GOT ONLY LIKE 30,000 AN EECH ONE IS SIKKA DAN IN OTTZELLO OluapPlayer: Fre'kloar - YEH MAN I WUS WRONG I LIKE DIS NOO GALACSI Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - YEH ME TOO... OI WATS DAT>?? Technobliterator: (can shu come in at this point to scare them all like 'stay out of my way or be corrupted'?) OluapPlayer: (alright) OluapPlayer: A massive dark nebula advanced into Rogue Loron territory, consuming everything in it's way. Technobliterator: Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELLS DAT OluapPlayer: Kal'kuir - OI GEEK WATS DAT I HAV NEVA SEEN ANYFIN LIKE DAT Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - Actually, nor have I... nor is there any records of it ever happening since... 10 billion years? OluapPlayer: Jol'kiar - DA HELL? DATS LIKE...ERH...one...too...tree...OVA A DOZEN YEARS MAN Technobliterator: Fre'kloar - ...yor ment ta be old an cleva... dumbo. ITS OBVIOUSLY 40 YEERS Technobliterator: There was an evil laughter heard, and a huge dark figure stepped out. OluapPlayer: Voa'reak - OI WATS DAT Technobliterator: Propa Big Rogue Geek - He's called... Oh yes, there is some recent records - Nightmare, or Shu'ulathoi. Technobliterator: (hurry up an hav him tak man) OluapPlayer: Figure - I do am Shu'ulathoi, and you have trepassed my territory, false Loron. Technobliterator: Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN YOR A FALSE XHODDIE SOS YA MOM Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - GET LOST MAN STOP ACTIN ALL TUFF Technobliterator: (how about Shu'ulathoi is about to kill them, then kolossus says no?) OluapPlayer: Shu'ulathoi extended his tentacles, grabbing all the warbosses by the necks. OluapPlayer: Shu'ulathoi - I feel like killing you now, scum! Technobliterator: While choking them to death, another figure appeare dbehind them. Technobliterator: Kolossus - If I may, lord, I'd say you should leave them be.