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Universal Discussion Board
 This is a universal discussion board, from which all empires can give any announcements to every other empire. This board is not under the control of any organised entity unlike the Seven Starr Alliance, Universal Alliance of Nations, or Intergalactic Federation, so that all empires can send and recieve messages here.

The universal discussion board is available on common hyperluminal frequency #97, subspace frequency #201, and common holonet frequency #1138. The primary communications nexus for the board is in the Sol system in the Plazith Rim; other relays exist in the Cyrannus, Forma, Ghelaxin, and Girdo Galaxies. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire 

The Sporemaster Civil War
"The Alliance has broken, and is now at war with itself. The Sporemaster Civil War has started, and we request aid immediately!"

- Evermind

''Greetings, Sporemaster Alliance! With our Reconstruction nearly done, our military is raring to have a go at someone. We will send 2 million soldiers to assist you. We will have 3 million in reserves to help if 2 million is not enough.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"Thank you, TIAF, for your aid. We will remember it, and once we have reunified ourselves we shall be at your service!"

- Evermind

''We are a nation for universal unity, and civil wars definitely don't help. We strive to protect other nations such as yours, and hopefully our troops will help turn the tide of the war. We are also offering refuge to civilians and extra ammunition and weaponry.'' -Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

''What caused this rebellion? Why do they wish to fight you while the Gigaquadrant is in such a fragile state? ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

"From what my bots overheard, they intend to use the chaos to their advantage, using the Xhodocto as a smokescreen so we can't beat them. Other then that, IDK what their fighting for, or why."

- Evermind

''If they don't tell us their reasons for war, then we can't have any sympathy for them, and any alliance that is a threat to you should probably be able to make public their intentions. So, on that note, would you like to accept our offer of quantum replication technology, Evermind? Also, am I right in assuming that you've abandoned your Tuuros colonies? Our HDS's haven't detected much activity there recently, and they've noticed quite a few of your ships leaving. ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

"Yes, we are withdrawing from Tuuros. We do not have enuff time and energy to continue their right now. And yes, we would love to have your quantum replication tech, that would be a great asset in the war."

- Evermind

"We fight because we wish to do more then just site around and talk. The Sporemaster Alliance was stagnating, and even with all the chaos occurring, they were not coming to a decision, so we made our own. Is that really so bad?"

- Dwary

Incoming Transmission from the Zaarkhun Consortium
"Greetings people of the universe. Allow me to, introduce myself. My name is Falrik Zaarkhun, commander of the great Zaarkhun Consortium. And let me tell you about us. We're not a gang of crimelords, or a mere swoop gang. We're a nation, self supportive in every way. We're not a bunch of nomads or warmongers- we watch wars. We influence their result. We're the Zaarkhun Consortium. Thank you for sharing your time, I'd like to meet you guys, you seem...wealthy... powerful....highly advanced in technology. So there you have it."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"We are disgusted by you. You call yourselves a powerful nation, yet you steal, smuggle and hide in the shadows! And make money from mere extortion? You are pathetic"

- Galot

"Hmm. I guess we won't become friends then."

- Falrik Zaarkhun

"We have heard... rumours... of your Consortium, from the Ottzello Galaxy. What exactly is it that you want?"

- Emperor Tokzhalat

"Enough of your wild lies! Our people have already had enough of a pirate group trying to pass themselves off as good guys. As you have not wronged us yet, we shall remain neutral, but if you make any hostile movement towards us, believe me, you will not like it!"

- Captain Lorrelas of the TIAF

"People who lie so obviously should really just shut their mouths. We have an old saying among the Lost. "Best to be silent and thought a fool, then open you mouth and prove it." Someone who lies about something so easilly proven a lie, is not a person who we want as an ally. We would not hire nor ally you even if it killed us."

- Evermind

"Well, now this is interesting. The Sporemaster Alliance may be above hiring mercenaries but we of the Darkstar Alliance are not. After all, from one pirate to another, its rather fun to watch wars develop, and help them along every so often. So, how much do you cost?"

- Dwary

"What we want, great and proud Emperor, is nothing more than power. I want us to be a strong empire that will roam the universe unoposed. We just want to be like you, a great and strong nation, and what I want is power that is unimaginable, unimaginabale power that will benefit all of us. And Dway, our mercenary business is still, lets say, under construction. Although I could sparfe a small army for, say, 2,000,000 sporebucks? We're top dogs. And Lorrelas, why so sad? We arent just "a bunch of pirates" as you refer to us, no. We are much, much, much more than that. I'm sure we can, in fact, become friends... if you allow it. And Evermind, really? Hmm... I guess we won't become friends at all."

- Zaarkhun

"That would not be possible... It seems some rogue Vartekians reside within your consortium. If we are to see any of them we shall kill them on site."

- Admiral Votarah

Basic Rights are THREATENED!
"Help! The Tahar Empire is denying their citizens of the freedom of religion. Their law is that people must practice their religion at home and silently. A basic right is the freedom of open religion. In 2010, you were allowed to practice whatever you want openly. This is a right allowed to all; so we must bring the TAHARS TO JUSTICE!"

- High Priest Pepis

''Maybe you should bring this issue up with the Tahars themselves, rather than sending a call to arms to the rest of the universe. ~ Admiral of the Girdo Empire''

"Yes, it is kind of unnecessary, as discussing with the Tahar government would make it easier..."

- Admiral Arian

"I'm afraid its the 29th century in human standard calender. It is not any other empires right, to tell how an empire treats its own citizens. Most religion is banned in our coalition, and we're happy although some are accepted as long as it is quiet."

- DCP

"Perhaps the Tahar can't handle religion, perhaps it might collapse their infrastructure. Whatever the reasons, Pepis, you'll just have to accept it."

- DCP

"What the hell?! I will knock some sense into them!!!"

- Lieut.Adm. Benjamin XII of the BNSC

"Are you all stupid!?! In the history of the humans; 1800s their times; they accepted 10 rights in which the whole of the Pepia galaxy follows. This is civics!"

- Representitive of the Pepis Empire

"This matter is very un-political. You do realize that you are bringing up a topic in which does not concern us. It would be best to have addressed this matter with the Tahar themselves. It seem like you are taking offense to another races culture. For example we have not been so fond of the way your people do things. We have no religion ourselves either. I believe that this issue should have been kept to your selves or with the Tahar."

- Admiral Votarah

"Think of it this way. Tahars eventually conquer everyone; or at least the religious peoples. Kamik Shi is not worshipped. He goes on the attack. End of life as we know it. Buh bye."

- Unknown Pepian Priest

"Only the Cult of the Deathmarch worship Kamik'Shi, they are fanatics. Nobody worships Kamik'Shi, he will kill all regardless."

- DCP

''It is also the right of the Tahars to govern as they please. It is to our understanding that many religions of 2010 allowed their followers to worship and pray silently. Unless the Tahar are restricting which religion their citizens follow, we do not believe this to be a violation of basic rights.'' -Emperor Marinus IV of the TIAF

''We do not waste our time with either trifling matters like these or helpless little civilisations like yours. We suggest that you try and find a solution to your own problems, and attempt to meet with the Tahars in order to attempt to negotiate something instead of initiating an interstellar call to arms. Also, why are you bringing up matters of relatively ancient Earth politics? They seem to be more or less irrelevant to the "issue" at hand.'' - Salsetthe Republic

"Erm, if you do not waste your time with matters like these then why did you.... nevermind. Anyways, I believe it is the right of the Tahar empire to rule how they please. I may not like how the DCP rules its citizens (no offense, Emperor Wormulus), but I do not meddle with his affairs! If you want to change it, Pepians, you should change it yourself."

- Grand Admiral Aturox

Ugh, pepis, Did you really have to make a scandal about perfectly natural governmental rules? Here's our constitution for Mythological Beliefs:

1. The Tahar Empire is Atheist and shall have no religion. Citizens are taught from early age not to fall into religious beliefs, because they are illogical.

2. If a Tahar wishes to practice religion, he must do it outside the empire's borders, or at specially designated cities for such purposes. (There is only 1 - Ektokom, a domed city in Telkom)

3. Foreigners wishing to practice religion must do it at home and silently, and nobody must hear them.

We have these rules to maintain order in our empire. If religion was abundant, we'd have more wars than if we were all atheist. Just take a look at the Tex Federation or the Human Race of the 21st century for examples. We don't want terrorism. We are a survivalist race, aiming for near-perfection in our lives. Now, leave us alone, pepis. We don't want to negotiate!

- Emperor Horkarew of the Tahar Empire

"Hmm, what did i miss? Something about religion? The Lost think religion is a waste of time and effort. No no need to say we practice none. As far as we know, religion starts wars. The Tahar are allowed to govern themselves as they wish, it is of no concern of any other nation. If the citizens of the Tahar are upset about this, then they can ask for help themselves. You do not need to do this for them."

- Evermind

Xhodocto
''The Xhodocto have retaken Tuuros. Unsurprisingly, they managed to overwhelm our eight Hyperluminal Defence Stations, and presumably the few Sporemaster Alliance defences that remained there have also fallen. They did take heavy casualties, but we're not sure how many. Maybe a billion? Probably less. To be honest, we don't really know. All we have to go by are our pre-battle estimations, and whether or not our data from the battle itself seems to match them. But even if it were that many, and even if that were a significant percentage of their ships - and it almost certainly isn't - the vast majority of them were small fighter craft, and relatively few "superships" (maybe a few hundred at most, across the eight stations) were destroyed.''

''On the other hand, it shows that hyperluminal projectile technology may be incredibly effective, if it can be further refined... ~ Emperor Tokzhalat''

''We suggest we take this conversation to somewhere less...public. While our civilisations may not like each other, we may have to work together in order to take care of this threat.'' - Two

"Hahahahahaha! Let our brothers destroy you! A thousand times over!"

- Zanu'Paxka Elite

"WHY DONT YOO SHUT DA HELL UP XHODIE LOSA IMMA SHANK YOO AGEN AN YOO WILL DIE ENNIT"

- A random Loron

"We didn't leave any defenses in Tuuros. The news that the Xhodocto have returned makes things in Campfree more urgent. So much for wiping out rebellion... Anyway, once we're done here we will try to aid you against the Xhodocto."

- Evermind

A New Alliance
''Hello, fellow enemies of the SSA... I am sending this transmission to you so that you too may join in on this opportunity. Have you noticed that every time we have lost, it is because we have been singled out by the allies of our enemies? Well, brothers, this is where it ends. We present to you a new alliance, a opposite force of to the SSA and the other allied organizations, so that we may unite together as one against those who dare war against us. Anybody is welcome to join this new alliance, so long as the current members approve of it. The name of this alliance is yet to be determined, but once we have gained enough supporters, we will deal with that matter. Decide wisely. And soon. SSA forces may very well be on their way right now to shut me up. Answer soon...'' -Commander Jaysmoth of the VFP

"Your organization will not last. There is more good in the universe then evil, so good will always win in the end. But be my guest and put all your eggs in one basket, hat way its easier to steal them."

- Evermind

''If any of our forces have any chance of getting you, then chances are that your proposed alliance will not last long against us either. ~ Commodore Hlraka of the Girdo Empire'''

"I doubt that this organization will last, the majority of aggressive empires dislike outside influence."

- Apollo of the United Republic.

''Ah, Evermind! So long since I last heard from you! You are so terribly wrong, that it makes me want to laugh! There may be more good, but our small amounts of "evil", as you call it, are so incredibly powerful that you will not stand a chance! In response to your little idiom, here's what I have to say: Those eggs you're trying to steal are very heavy, and it won't be long until the farmers unite against you.

''As for you, Girdo Empire, the combined forces of our new alliance can very easily overpower you. Any rescue fleets you call for will find but mere ruins of your colonies. Watch. Your. Back.

''And, Apollo, your prediction will be proven wrong! This new alliance will not be encroaching on member empires' governing and affairs. This is a way to provide for the common defense of the nations so mercilessly trampled by empires such as yours.

''To my fellow brothers: Do not be discouraged by the threats of these empires. What they are trying to do is instill fear in our hearts and discourage us from banding together. That is because they are afraid of our power! Let us unite together and show them what we can really do! -'Commander Jaysmoth of the VFP

"Oh really? Well then, we will just increase our strength. Your little pockets of evil may be strong, but they cannot overwhelm the goodwill in the universe, at most they will balance it out. Not even the Xhodocto could withstand the combined forces of good in the universe, what makes you think you will?"

- Evermind