Creature talk:Loron

Incominng Transmission - DCP Channel
-Kcch- ''You are a foolish species. Our war of extermination has already begun. We will enjoy incinerating your homeworld, and your defenses are useless. Our spacetime weapons and black hole generators will consume your mightiest of warships, while we lock you in a spacetime prison for eternity.'' -Kcch- --Admiral Kilnok 12:45, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

''Planet Busters? We can do much more than destroying your planets, we will rip you from the very fabric of reality!'' --Admiral Kilnok 12:50, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the Capricorn Sector Alliance
Your empire would have to be the most idiotic we have ever encountered. The DCP will have no problem defeating you.

-Admiral Cretaceous of the Capricorn Sector Alliance

From what we could deceiver from that primitive attempt at communication you think you are the most powerful empire in the universe, far from it. The Xhodocto could destroy your entire empire in seconds and the DCP in minutes. If you thought otherwise, you are a foolish race.

-Admiral Cretaceous of the Capricorn Sector Alliance

Incoming Transmission -DSB 'Misc' Net
We have noticed you don't seem to know what the word 'religion' means. Our Sporepedia 2.1 states that religion is "Belief in a supernatural power that made and controls the world and that you should worship and obey." We hope that helps. -- Emperor Kirdroon 07:12, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming transmission from Vartekian empire
You trigger happy fools! Making war against our favorite enemies the DCP and our allies the Taxton was a brutal mistake. From now on when a creature wants to say a word beyond moronic they just utter your name! -Captain Votarah

Incoming Transmission from the Ruin Sector Alliance
Greetings Loron Empire!

The Ruin Sector Alliance wishes to create an military alliance with you, this is a great honor for your empire. We will discuss the in greater detail in the future.

Honor and glory

Council of the Ruin Sector Alliance.

Yes, Now nothing can stop my...I mean our might! Now down to businesses, it is impotent that you join the Second Galactic War We know that it whould be a good idea to attack the Capricorn Sector Alliance with most of your military force, but not all of it. The CSA insult your kind behind your back, they even dare to call you weak! You will not stand for such lies, they must be punished!

Honor and glory

Council of the Ruin Sector Alliace

Incoming transmission from Vartekian empire
Hahahaha! you are entertaining... war with us! we'll have to leave pieces of you behind for the DCP and Xhodocto.-Captain Votarah

Incoming Transmission - DSB Battle Net
Your message makes little sense to us. You are considered enemies, but not at war. -- Captain Ingcos 09:19, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming transmission from the Gablinus-Avis empire


Hey! you dont look that funny... but do you like to party? Maybe we can have a party sometime, do you want cake? i think we have some cake somewhere.... hmmm

by the way do you have some cake to sell?

Sporesauce '' 95 10:22, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Gablinus message


''Whee! hi again, we has started to plan the party, anyways to the question..''

Can yas become our allies? Sporesauce '' 95 12:35, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Huuuh?
"Grox are gay."

- A little Loron kid.. he's wrong, they're not very happy ever, are they?

I dont get that part, why gay? Sporesauce '' 95 12:51, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Gay is an insult, and also it means happy. it's just a joke.--Technobliterator Techno's Talk 15:44, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Two new Loron! umm no three new Loron!
Hey, i got pics of new Lorons wanna see them? General ''Sporesauce 10:06, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

meh ill show them anyways!

Nice huh?

Coolio! Love 'em pics. TY!!--Technobliterator Techno's Talk 10:19, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission -DSB 'Misc' Net
Yo Loron, your accents are pathetic and you smell bad. Seriously, take a shower for [Insert deity of your choice here] sake! -- Captain Ingcos 21:27, April 20, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the Argexantine Warrior Alliance
We have studied your race, and we find you valuable members of our Alliance. We propose an alliance with your empire, as your ways find favor with us. CaptainTybusen 02:01, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from the Tybusen Empire!
Hey, Lorons! We don't like your kind, and don't even think about trying to ally with us! Since you are a large empire, we aren't going to declare war, but we're warning you: don't try to destroy us. Our Federation and its allies can crush you. This is not a war threat, just a warning. Be careful how you act with us! Tybusen Empire out. CaptainTybusen 02:04, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

You Morons (that's what we're going to call you from now on!) dare declare war on us?! We'll have you know that we have the combined forces of the DCP, Jarquvix Federation, Grand Spodist Church, and AWA on our side! You'll never win! We hope you like the taste of  defeat ! CaptainTybusen 23:02, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming transmission from the Sylit Republic
''Greetings Moron Empire. The Sylit Republic is declaring war on your pathetic species. Prepare to have your systems absorbed in supernovae, and have your fleets exploded before your very eyes.''

--Vice Admiral Aturox of the Sylit Republic

FalcoPunch-- It's better that thousands die, as long as the species lives on! 05:01, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Incomeing transmision from the Excation empire
Very well, we commend your race for its good choice. Battle is your arena, and alongside us you will be even greater than before.

Gold smartie 12:24, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Question
Hey, I was wondering, many of the Spore Wikia Empires are at war with your Loron, except the Rambo (/Quadantia Federation) and I was wondering, the Loron are in my eyes a evolving empire, and with cooperating with eachother they can became valuable allies, or are that not your intentions for the Loron? Dinoman82 19:52, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from Fury IV
"The Loron are the allies of the Zazane! We are just as destructive, and with shared technology, we could destroy or conquer many galaxies!!"~ Lordess Nix, Queen of the Zazane.

Incoming Transmission - Salsetthe Republic
Greetings...Loron Empire,

We attempted to "test" a member of your species to see if you really are as aggressive and unintelligent as we have seen from examining your species, however, that individual was so foolish as to attempt to eat one of us, and had to be detained. That individual later died...for reasons unknown to us. From both examining your species and the behavior of that one individual, we have deemed your species unworthy of any further contact with our species, our borders have been, and now shall always be closed to your species, and any vessels that even approach our space shall be destroyed as soon as they even get within range of any long-range sensors. Well, that is, if you even would know where to look. We...regret that we have had to say this, however, it was the idiocy of your species that has brought this upon you.

- Ambassador Zree'arra

| The Randomness | Talk | Blog 22:43, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Incoming Transmission from Fury IV
"Loron, we'd like to say that we are sorry. Well, that is what we WOULD like to say, but we can't! You will die for your disrespect!"~ Lordess Nix, Queen of the Zazane.

Incoming Transmission from The Sporox Empire
Greetings Loron Empire. We have given it some thought and we would like to invite you to an alliance. Nothing fancy, just a plain ordinary alliance. Do you accept? - Omnipotent Sporox IV