User:Technobliterator/TyrazVsZr'AhglothRapBattle

A joint between CaptainTybusen, Lucario of the Gods and myself, based on Epic Rap Battles of History on YouTube,

EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY! ZR'AHGLOTH! VERSUS! TYRAZ BREEEEKKK!!! BEGIN!

Zr'Ahgloth - ''IM DA PROPA BIG MUTHAFUKIN BOSS//WASSUP MAN WHAI YOO LOOKIN A LITTL BIT LOST?//YOO CANT TOUCH DIS LIK MC HAMMA//YOO KNO DAT YOO CANT FUKIN BEET MA GRAMMA//LETS REMIND YOO WHO CAN TURN SIK WIV DA IOKETA//IMMA BANG YOO HARDA DAN YOO WANNA BANG IOEVRA// IF IT WERENT FOR BEIN DESCENDED YOOD HAV DIED LIKE MOXIX//ONLY LEXIA WOOD WANNA PET YOO AFTA ALL DA SHIT AN SHOPLIFT//DAT YOO PROBS HAD TA DO TA GET CLOS TO MA LEVEL//IF IT WERENT FER GOIN DARK FIGHTIN YOO WOOD B LIKE KICKIN A PEBBLE''

Tyraz - Yo, what? Ok ok, DJ, lay down that beat. Ok, check, check... ''Looky here, its a great big faggot//He's the douchebag that been calling everybody maggot//Yeah it was in the past people were speaking like Loron//Now they are bad but this particular one's a moron//So I can't beat grammer?//At least I ain't theh guy who belongs in a slammer And so what if I wanna bang Iovera//At least my kids won't be looking like their dad's diarrhea//I'm an inspiration to my people//I'm battling against a guy whose dick has been replace with a peephole''

Zr'Ahgloth - wat da fuk man dat was pretty guud... OI DJ IS IT STILL ON? YA SHOOD OF WARNED ME. OK, HEER GOES: ''WHAI YA TRYNA RHYME VS DA PROPA BIG BOSS//IMMA GET MA HOMEBOYZ TA CUT OFF YA COK//I BET DATS DA ONLY PART YOO WANNA KEEP//I BET PALA WAS GLAD SHE DIED SO SHE WASNT YOR PEEP//AN WATS DIS SHIT BOUT ME BELONGIN IN A SLAMMA//YOO BELONG IN DA WOMB OF YA MOTHUFUKIN MAMA COS LOOK AT YOO, YA OWN WIFE DUMPED YA//IF I WAS YA DAD I SWER I WOOD OF THUMPED YA//BUT NAO I BET IOVERA HAS TA BEG IT TA HUMP YA//IS DAT DARK STOOF OR IOEVRAS PUSSYJUICE IN YA JUMPA''

Tyraz laughed.

Tyraz Breek - ''Hahaha look at this guy tryin to be hard//Oh look at his act, he's such a card//Nah you're mistaken this ain't Iovera's cum//This stuff here belongs to your mum//And you think you can spit, man be real//I bet trying to pick a fight with your reflection gives you thrill Man you'll be bowing to my rhyme//Cuz on my watch it says its the end of your time//So grab you guns and stuff and don't think to pout//Because you're in Tyraz's house and I'm givin ya time to get da fuck out''

Zr'Ahgloth - OI DJ DIS GUYS CHEETIN MAN I BET HE WROT DESE WORDS DOWN oh wait he ent. HUR MAN PLAY DA BEET AGEN ONE MOAR VERSE AN IM DON ''HUR NAO IM GLAD DAT I ATE MA MOM//IF SHE BEEN GOIN ROUND TA YORS AN FEEDIN YA CUM//I MEEN LOOK AT YAS YA SMALLA DAN EVEN YA OVA TROOPAS//AN YA ENT COMIN CLOSE TA MA HEIGHT HUR LOSA//I COOD GET MA HOMIES TA BATTA YOO BUT I CANT BE ASKED//I FITE MA REFLECTION? YOO WANNA GIV YORS ARSE I SURVIVED A LABA CAMP WHER I WAS NEERLY WORKED TA DEFF//DA WORS FING DAT HAPPENED TA YOO WAS SEEIN PALA AN GOIN RED//I FUKED HER AN ATE HER I DUNNO HOW I JUS DID//WEN IM DON REVEELIN YA PAST YOOL BE LIKE "OH SHIT BUSTED" I GOT OUT OF DAT CAMP AN MAED MA EMPIYA//YOO DIDNT DO NUFFIN TA EVEN CLIMB HIGHA//MOXIX KILLED DA OLD LEEDA WIV A BULLET TO DA BRAIN//I DO DA NORMAL FIGHTIN, DA NON-WIMPY WAY//I BATTERED DA OLD LEEDA AN MAED LORON ALL BADMAN//YOO MAED DA ZAZZIES HIPPIES OUT OF MADMANZ'' HUR I OWNED DIS SHIT. WAT YOO GONNA DO NAO?

Tyraz - I'll show you! ''That bitch Pala was the one going red//Just one of three bitches visiting my bed//And you underestimate the life of myself//I don't overcompensate with tremendous wealth//Man your minions and friends were dee-lish//And I always knew that you loved them cuz your such a gayfish And I know there's a secret you don't wanna share//I'd be disrespectful, but what do I care?//Justin Bieber, your adulthood idol//I know that you got a photo of him on your bedside table Oh look at me, I like to do things the hard way//Yeah, you like to get hard over things cuz your gay//I always knew that you were a great big wussy//And it seems I'm the only one of us that actually gets some pussy//And my brother Moxix, I'm glad he's dead//And I know you like to fantasize about having him in your stiff hard bed''

Zr'Ahgloth - WOAH WOAH WOAH MAN YOR GOIN A BIT OVA DA TOP WIV DA HOMOPHOBIA AN SHIT. OK OK, DJ RUN DAT BEET AGEN. OK, OK, OK, CHEK IT. ''CALL ME TAO CRUZ COS I BLOW YA UP WIV A DYNOMITE//IMMA BLOW YA ASS OFF TO LIK SOMONES FLYIN A KITE//IF BEEBAS MA IDOL, DEN WHO DA FUK IS YORS?//I BET ITS LEZIA AN PALA AN IOVERA ALL DEM WHORES//YEH DEY MUS BE REEL DESPERAT IF DEY SEXIN YOO//YOO SAY IM GAY? YOO CANT TAK COS I DONT WANNA GET NEX TA YOO//YOO CREEP ME OUT NOT WIV YA DAR POWAS BUT WIV YA EYES//AN YOO SAY PALAS ONE OF THREE? LIES//ONE OF THREE WELL FOR ME IV GOT THREE HUR THREE HUNDRED MILION MILLION MILLION SO SMOKE WEED//DA BROOD OF WAR IS A BUNCHA WANNABES//WEN UNO ALLIED TOGEVA SO DID DA ZAZNE OMDZ//I GOT LOADS OF FOLLOWAS DAT BAK ME UP ALL DA WAY//ALL YOR FOLLOWAS REELY DONT WANNA POP UP ON CHAT AN SAY "HEY"//I SCREWED CHIKZ WIV MA COK SO MANY TIMES I CANT REMEMba AN NO LIE-HA//DA ONLY FING YA EVA SCREWED WIV WAS YA SCREWDRIVA IM SO SIK SHU USED A WANNABE OF ME//SHU DONT EVEN WANNA USE DA ORIGINAL OF TYRAZ BREEK.'' hur im don i owned him man.

Tyraz - Ok, last verse, and I saved my best til last... ''Haha, those big jaws of yours were made for one thing//They're used to blow cocks, so you can't reply when somebody goes "PING"//And what sorta name is UNO anyway?//It sounds like a card game, if it is then that makes my day//You don't ever wanna diss the Brood of War//Because they're gonna come get ya, you little whore And I have seen you singing "Baby" while in the shower//So you might wanna go get that weed and smoke it for an hour//You thinking you can go against me and own me? Smart//I bet that shit I took earlier, in your eyes, is a piece of art//Nobody wants to listen to your crap//To figure out your language, they'll be needing a map And I'm glad that Shu didn't make a copy of me//He based Dark Zr'Ahgloth off the most annoying thing in the universe, I wonder who could that be?//Be careful what you spitting, cuz Brood will have you Loron under lockdown and detention//And be careful what you shouting out and claiming, you don't wanna mess the epic power of Descension''

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE! EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!