Fiction:Ice Age/Da Blak Kroozade

"I WILL BE DA GREATEST EVA AGEN. YOO ISNT STOPPIN ME DIS TIME!!!"

- Gratz'kaoz

Da Blak Kroozade is the name given by the Loron to the final invasion led by the diabolical. This time attacking the, he sought to become the greatest Loron to have ever existed to regain the favour of Kolossus and the Dominion of the Xhodocto. However, he would get caught into things far greater than he expected...

Kolossus' Judgement
Deep into territory,  pondered about what had happened during the Second Borelais War. It irritated him severely. So many failures, over and over again. He decided to get rid of one of the sources of this problem: his failed servants. Kolossus concentrated his energy and summoned into the room.

Gratz'kaoz - SUP MASTA Kolossus - Gratz'kaoz...it is time for your final judgement. Gratz'kaoz - yeh yeh yeh i alredy kno im da tuffest loron eva go on

Kolossus' eyes flared and he talked in a loud, demonic voice.

Kolossus - You failed everything I orderd you to do! Gratz'kaoz - ''i did? cant rememba...'' Kolossus - ''Every time, you "die" to "mortals" due to your stupidity! I created you to be my most powerful servant, but you have become nothing but a burder!'' Gratz'kaoz - ...soz...IMMA PROOV DAT WONT ALWAYS BE DA CASE K? Kolossus - ''You've already proven to be a failure. Nothing you can do can justify your existence at this point. For now you, you are no servant of mine. I will work with more competent people.'' Gratz'kaoz - ...butbutbut... Kolossus - Leave my presence before I devour your soul myself!

Gratz'kaoz then walked off. Unlike an ordinary Loron, no tears formed in his eyes, no sadness. But just determination. As he began to walk further from Kolossus, he then turned back.

Gratz'kaoz - ''I AM NOW LEEDIN DA BIGGEST DOMINION LORON FORCE EVA INTO BOREALIS. IMMA NOT ONLY SMASH DA FUCKAS DAT CAUSED YOO PROBLEMS BUT IMMA PROOV I AM DA BEST LORON ALAIV. TRUS ME ZR'AN'KAR, IMMA MAEK YOO PROUD.'' Kolossus - ''Hmpf...You are not the first to say this. You can try and prove yourself. I will be watching.''

Gratz'kaoz then left, without any more words.

A Determinated Arch-Enemy
Over in, the Leedas had just got back from a pizza party. It was the anniversary of the day in which had killed Gratz'kaoz in Da Rebellion, and become the greatest Rogue Loron alive.

Fre'kloar - MAN DAT PARTY WAS SIK DERE WAS PIZZA AN CHIKZ AN PIZZA AN LOUD MUSIC AN PIZZA AN DANCIN AN ALL DAT STOOF YEH SO FUN CELEBRATIN DIS DAY...wait whai did we celebrate today agen  - its da Gratz-got-ded-fer-da-furst-time day ya dingus Fre'kloar - ''oh. oh yeh. SO WHY ENT PEEPZ GIVIN ME MOAR PRESENTS''  - ''dey wus fer yoo? i fort dey was tokens of ma kingliness''  - ''BY MA CALCULASHONS GRATZ MUS HAV DIED A BILLION TIME ALREDY HURHURHURHUR. srsly everytime we meet dat geeza he gets killed it eint funi anymor its jus annoyin'' Fre'kloar - ''yeh pretty much. its liek he seems tuff den he dies''  - i wus not heer in dis battle i herd it was da sikkest eva Jol'kiar - it was da sikkest eva COS YOO AN GRAK WERENT IN IT

Hagto'Zhl whined angrily while Grak'tona flipped the bird to Jol'kiar. As they continued to argue, the Rogue Geek tried to make itself heard.

Da Propa Rogue Geek - ''Incoming transmission...guys? Erm, guys?'' Fre'kloar - WAT YA WANT CAN YA SEE WES BUSY...doing stoof

Da Propa Big Rogue Geek sighed, and displayed the transmission regardless. It was Gratz'kaoz.

Gratz'kaoz - FRE'KLOAR!!!! Fre'kloar - ''hurhurhur rogue geek dats funi an dats appropriate fer da celebrashun i liek it. OI LADS LETS THROW TOMATOES AT IT MAN DIS DAYS PROPA FUN''

Fre'kloar and the others laughed as they threw rotten tomatoes and half-eaten pizzas at the Rogue Geek's screen.

Da Propa Rogue Geek -'' Aw, come on. I'm gonna have to clean that now.'' Gratz'kaoz - YEH YOO KEEP LAFFIN WHIL MA KROOZADE FUKIN DESTROYS YOR EMPIYA Fre'kloar - HURHURHURHUR MAN wait wat gratzkaoz neva sed nuffin about a kroozade did he Gratz'kaoz - ''DATS RITE. ITS EVEN BIGGA DAN A MASSIV CREW. ITS DA BLAK KROOZADE OF DA LORONZ OF DA DOMINION OF DA XHODOBOYZ. YA BETTA PREPARE YASELV CUS IM COMIN FOR YOO AND EVERY ONE OF YOR HOMIES'' Fre'kloar - ''i dun recognise dis frum anyfin gratzkaoz eva normally sed. wait. rogue geek is dat actually a reel transmisshon? i dun geddit'' Gratz'kaoz - ''IM DA LEEDA OF DA BIGGAST LORON KROOZADE. IM GONNA DESTROY EVERYFIN YOO LUV AN CARE FOR. IM GONNA BE DA GREATEST LORON OF ALL TIME LIKE I WUS BORN TO BE''  - im fukin scared sumone hold me Kal'kuir - ew no Fre'kloar - k dats a reel transmisshon OMD MAN NOT AGEN WHY DUNT YOO DAI Gratz'kaoz - ''IVE SEEN DEFF. AND IT ONLY MADE ME ANGRIER GRRRR''

Brag'klogga's eyes lit him.

 - dis day...dis days com... Fre'kloar - ''MAN GRATZKAOZ YOOD HAV FORT YOOD SEEN DEFF SO MANY TIEMS DAT YOO WULD BE USED TO IT. SO WEN I KILL YOO AGEN YOO WONT MIND DAT MUCH'' Gratz'kaoz - ''IT EINT GONNA B ME WHOS GONNA DAI. I WILL BE DA GREATEST EVA AGEN. YOO ISNT STOPPIN ME DIS TIME!!!'' Fre'kloar - ''I HERD DAT DA LAST TIEM. IN FACT SHOW ME WAT YA CAN DO.'' Gratz'kaoz - ''FIEN. OI CHIKZ GET COORDINATES OF DA ATTAK AN SHIT SO DEY CAN WATCH''

Gratz'kaoz' chikz then sent co-ordinates to a Rogue Boyz world. While on the outskirts of their territory, the planet was heavily fortified, with space and ground defences that had been toughened up against UNO raids, so that not a single ship could penetrate it. The Loron definitely didn't want to lose that world; a jungle-like world perfect for Loron military training, and one that would be responsible for the Rogue Boyz' trading in that region of space.

As the Leedas watched Gratz' Kroozade move towards it, they noticed several things. The lighting on the weapons was very different to what was normally seen. The face on the Kroozas was a far meaner face, and the eyes lit up a darker colour. The ships weren't typical Loron ships. The fleet was enormous, 10 times bigger than the greatest Massiv Krew ever pulled off by the Rogue Boyz. And, even for the modern advanced Loron ships with protections against typical crashes, these ships flew together so orderly and in such a strong formation that something was wrong.

At the back of the room, while the Leedas were watching, Brag'klogga's eyes lit up more. It was as if he was channelling a spell, but it was different to how he would normally do it.

Brag'klogga - dis day...DIS DAYS COMIN...DIS DAYS COMIN...

The Leedas watched on screen, as the ships slowly descended. None of the excited bommas rushing to the surface in a contest to see who could land the first bomb. No fightas racing down and accidentally crashing into a mountain. No ship full of crazed crew members that were hammering at the captain to land faster. Everything flew in orderly fashion...completely oblivious to the space defenses firing at it. And then, as if the leader of the Kroozade had suddenly thought "hey, maybe we should do something about them", the fleet changed course, and swarmed over the defenses. The space stations looked tiny compared to so many swarming fleets, as the sheer number of Kroozas cast a shadow over it. It was no longer visible from sight, as the fleet was so much larger. When they continued to move, and descended down upon the planet, the space station had been ruined, totally obliterated, and now falling towards the doomed planet.

Brag'klogga - MASSIV HORDES...HUUGE SHIPS...DEFF AN DESTRUCSHON EVRYWHAR...DIS DAYS COMIN...

The space station fell onto the planet, causing a massive explosion as if an earthquake had arrived early. But now the screen followed the fleet, as the fightas, bommas and kroozas descended into the surface. In the same, orderly fashion, an ordered formation, everything proceeded to drop their bombs. But they weren't Loron bombs. None of the random, unexpected effects that might kill as many of their own men as they would the enemies. No differences in power, as the richest, more egotistical Loron had more explosive bombs than another. All the bombs were causing the same amount of chaos. They first dropped on the forest, and after 3 bombs, killed 250 square kilometers. And they hadn't yet reached Loron civilization.

Brag'klogga - BOMMS...DEMONS...NUFFIN SURVIVS...DIS DAYS COMIN... Fre'kloar - ...demons?

The screen cut to a nearby city. The Loron, getting along with their daily lives, soon found themselves swarmed by small running demons. Corrruptus Demons, all scutterring about and shooting everything they saw, with the kind of chaos that was expected from Loron. But those in their cities fought against these randomly appearing demons. Many were fighting already, but they stopped punching one another and turned to the huge hordes. All the Flashiez in the city went crazy, chanting "dis days comin"...as a bomb fell on the city, exploding it.

Brag'klogga - FIRE...EVRYFIN BURNS...EVRYFIN DIES...DIS DAYS COMIN!!!!!

It was madness. Unloronly, but madness. A fleet of Loron ships, all of which were coloured the same, all having the same calibre weapons, flew down to a planet and bombed its population. The jungle world was quickly turning to ashes, as the plants, trees and people died. The Loron's way of doing things often involved manning up, dropping to the surface and punching everything they saw, then scavenging it all to use as weapons later, turning the world into their own. This Kroozade had no interest in doing that. They were not here to spread their empire, they were here to kill Fre'kloar's. This was not the act of a Loron who wanted to take territory for his own. This was the act of a Loron who wanted to prove his point.

The screen shut down, and Brag'klogga fainted. The Leedas all stood in shock.

 - ...i fink i need noo underwer Fre'kloar - ''man gratz...dere were only two signs of loron in dat. savagery, an da feelin yoo get wen yoo kill evryfin an dunt giv a fuk. i swer yor a monsta...an sos ya 'kroozade'...'' Gratz'kaoz - ''hurhurhur. yor rite ta be scared. AN DIS IS DA SAME FING DATS GONNA HAPPEN TO ALL OF YOR ROGUE BOYZ'' Fre'kloar - ''CEPT IT ENT. COS WE GOT...ER...BACKUP PLANS''

Gratz'kaoz crossed his arms and laughed.

Gratz'kaoz - sur yoo got Fre'kloar - ...yeh...and WES GONNA FITE YA BAK and eh... Gratz'kaoz - ''ILL BE WAITIN. DUNT DISAPPOINT ME. I DUN WANNA KILL A SCAREDY CAT LIEK HAO YOR ACTIN RITE NAO''

Gratz'kaoz closed the transmission.

Fre'kloar - ...welll fuk guys wat do we do Voa'reak - maybe if we surrenda he wont kill us dat badly Fre'kloar - ''dats even less loronly dan him. so no.'' Jol'kiar - well...we beet him befor...we can do it agen rite?...rite? 'Fre'kloar - yeh. i guess. but i fink if we do we cant do it on our own dis tiem'' Hagto'Zhl - ''WAT YOO TRYNA SAY? WE BE WUSSES AN LET SOMEONE ELSE DO DA WORK? NO. HELL NO. WES DA ROGUE BOYZ AN WES FIGHTIN DIS FING ON OUR OWN. WES BETTA DAN DAT FUKA!!! HE MAY HAV MOAR PEEPZ DAN US...AN STRONGA PEEPZ DAN US...AN IT MAY TAKE HIM ONLY A FEW MINUTES TA BLOW A WHOL PLANET UP...BUT WE CAN DO IT ON OUR OWN'' Grak'tona - ''IF WE DONT DO IT ALONE, I HAV NO HEIR TO DA THRONE. MA HEIR WILL BE DRIZZ'PYROKIRK'' Drizz'pyrokirk - woo Fre'kloar - ...k lets go eet an enjoy da rest of da anniversary day den well talk bout dis lata

And the Loron came back to their festitives...but they had no more fun that day.

Da Apocalyps
The next day, aboard the Rogue Krooza, the Warbosses and Leedas eventually realised that they should probably do something about the unconcious Brag'klogga. Brag'klogga had still fainted, yet was still alive. The Chikz had looked after him, and his type of unconsciousness was a kind unique to the Flashiez. The Loron knew how to wake him up.

Using their elaborate medication and aeons-old techniques of awakening "Fallen Flashiez", a medicine that only the brainiest of the Chikz ever dreamt of, which seemed to be the cure for all Loron illnesses, and Fre'kloar was now about to give it to Brag. Fre'kloar then turned to Rel'larutina, asking her to fetch the sacred medicine.


 * Fre'kloar - oi get me som chocolate

Rel'larutina picked the chocolate and handed it to Fre'kloar.


 * Rel'larutina - ...Something about this makes me feel really dumb. I must be spending too much time with you.

Fre'kloar then handed it to Brag'klogga, who sniffed it, then suddenly stood up, and started spasming out.


 * Brag'klogga - DA FIRES...DA BURNIN...DA DEFFS...DIS DAYS COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Grak'tona - fuk sake i prefered when he wus asleep

Brag'klogga looked around, and blew a sigh of relief then sat down.


 * Brag'klogga - guys how do we prepare fer dis
 * Hagto'Zhl - idunno hao cus ALL YOO DO IS SCREEM DIS DAYS COMIN. WAT DAYS COMIN DAMMIT
 * Brag'klogga - ...yoo dont even kno?!
 * Fre'kloar - i dun fink anyon here knos

Brag'klogga sighed, then pulled out the Loron "Book of Da Gods an Stoof".


 * Brag'klogga - yoo losas dunt even reed da sacred book. man yoo disappoint me
 * Voa'reak - reedin is fer nerds
 * Kal'kuir - shut up ya moms dum

Brag'klogga then opened it, and spoke as if he were telling a story to younger children. The Warbosses and Leedas all sat down to listen. He coughed slightly, looked around to see if everyone was listening, then as he told the story, made several hand actions and overdramatic movements.


 * Brag'klogga - Everyon knos bout da story of hao da losa Roz'Tah'Flok made da loronz dum an Zr'An'Kar made dem sik an killed Roz'Tah'Flok. We all red da first few chaptas of da Book, of all da different gods (som of which even I forget) an all dat stoof. But wat very few peepz hav red is da last chapta...
 * Rel'larutina - I bet you forgot the Norol Goddess.
 * Ray'loth - DATS DA WORST GOD I BET
 * Jol'kiar - SSSSSSSSSH
 * Brag'klogga - Da final chapta of da book is written about da futur, not about da past. All of da rest of da book is about da troo past, so wes assumin da final chapta bout da future is obviously 100% fact. No one reeds it cuz it hasnt happened. But it is probz da most important. An of yoos eva herd of...Da Apocalips?

Jol'kiar got up.


 * Jol'kiar - i herd of it. but only a lil bit. i herd its about hao everyun dais
 * Brag'klogga - yeh yeh pretty much hur

Brag'klogga coughed, and then continued.


 * Brag'klogga - See, dey say dat deres one point where da Loronz becom so strong da godz demselves get scared of wat dey can do. So dey send out a measure...dey send an army of Zombie Loron, led by all da ded Loron of da past, to destroy da Loron, leevin only 1 chik behind so dat chik can maek da Loron agen. An dat chik will begin da Loron civilizashon fer da next few million yeers for dem to agen be crushed.
 * Zalk'don - zambies? nnnngh
 * Brag'klogga - Da Zombie Loron army will march an crush da livin Loronz so much dat dey all die. Oh an deres moar. Den da Ghost Pirate Robot Loron will arrive, an smash da Zombie Loron sayin "gtfo dis is ours" but da Zombie Loron will fite bak. But da livin Loron, dey will get dere own Gypsy Ninjas ta fite bak. Da result is a huge clusterfuk in which everyfin but one Chik dies.

The warbosses listened in fear. sucked on one of his thumbs and held himself on his legs. Fre'kloar stared at him wieht a weirded look, making him stop.


 * Gol'thabex - ...stop lookin at me like dat
 * Brag'klogga - oh ma dayz yor so rude im tellin a story heer AN DIS ONES IMPORTANT YA WANKA
 * Jol'kiar - OI WHOEVA INTERRUPTS IS GONNA GET SMASHED. GO ON BRAG
 * Brag'klogga - Legend has it dat dis one Chikz is saved by one of da supa Gypsy Ninjas an da captin of da Ghost Pirate Robots. Legend also has it dat da Gypsy Ninja masta is mortal enemies of da Zombie Loron. An wen its all ova, da one survivin Chik survives on a peaceful world, plants pants in her garden an constructs a statue: Jon Freeman, Saver of Humens.

The warbosses all stood in awe. Except for Rel'larutina, who remained deadpan.


 * Rel'larutina - ...You can't be serious.
 * Brag'klogga - says it rite heer in dis book. EXCEPT ONE FING. DERES A MISSIN PAEG...
 * Naktor'zak - does dis meen...GRATZ IS COMIN...TO PLANT PANTS ON US?!?!?!

All the Loron screamed.


 * Brag'klogga - YEH AN HES A ZOMBIE
 * Knar'gank - oh ma dayz man wes screwed i swer dis is too much fer me ta handl
 * Fre'kloar - wat do we do man WAT DO WE DOOOOOOOO
 * Rel'larutina - How about you grow up and stop believing this crap? Ghost Pirate Robots? Gypsy Ninjas? ...Really? That's dumber than half the crap written in this book!''
 * Grak'tona - TWO FINGS. FURST, FUK YOO. SECOND, SHUDDUP DIS TALES REALLY FUKIN SIK
 * Voa'reak - ennit dis fights all sound amazin cept da part where we DAI
 * Rel'larutina - Honestly. Gratz'kaoz has come back before. He's not a leader of some "Zombie Loron" or anything...
 * Fre'kloar - hao can yoo kno? hes been ded so many times mehbeh he wus all liek "imma go zambie mode dis time"
 * Rel'larutina - I know because half the stuff written here is crap, over half of Brag'klogga's 'prophecies' have not come true, and because we've beaten Gratz'kaoz before. ...Though admittedly, I'm scared too.

Jol'kiar stood up again.


 * Jol'kiar - WELL I DUN WANNA LET GRATZ PLANT PANTS ON MA BUM-BUMS. WE GOTTA PLAN SUMFIN AN WE GOTTA DO IT NAO
 * Fre'kloar - ok. urm kalkuir yoo go an draw up some plan ova dere. rel'larutina yoo go talk to da Geek about yor own plan AN IT BETTA B GOOD
 * Kal'kuir - rite...imma make da best gun eva ta kill Gratz. DIS TIME FOREVA

And so the Rogue Boyz prepared themselves. Will their prophecy come true?...Obviously not, but Gratz'kaoz was still out there, ready to crush them.

Sneekaz and Boomz
The invasion of the Zombie Loron had been going on for days. Across the entire Rogue Boyz, everyone was in a state of either panicking, manning up to try and fight and survive and prove they are the first Loron who can do so (often failing, of course), or praying to Roz'Tah'Flok for the Ghost Pirate Robots to return sooner. There was soon to be not one Rogue Boyz world untouched by this world.

To clarify this, a Loron world that was slightly nearer the more core planets of Rogue Boyz territory sent out a distress call. While the rest of the 'Zombie Loron' fleet were still penetrating the outskirts to reach inwards, suddenly a Zombie Loron attack had appeared in a more core centre. Naturally, the Leedas were worried.


 * Fre'kloar - DEFEND PLANET NAO
 * Rel'larutina - ...No plan? You know, we can't defend every planet at once. Or just send men charging in to just shoot stuff...which you've tried several times, and just ended up feeding them.
 * Fre'kloar - DEFEND PLANET HARDA
 * Rel'larutina - ...Nice.
 * Jol'kiar - shuddup man work on yor plan an go bak to da kichen an bak in my dayz we didnt plan stoof we jus charged in. den agen da zombiez werent dere in my dayz

In the shadows of the room, a trio of red eyes emerged and watched the Leedas. None of them noticed it.


 * Grak'tona - dem zombies kinda look like...normal dark loronz ta me
 * Brag'klogga - DUNT QUESTION DA PROFFECY

Knar'gank and Gol'thabex looked at each other. The figure slowly moved across the room, making absolutely no noise as it prepared its energy dagger of obvious Cult of the Deathmarch origin. He lifted one of his arms and prepared to strike at the backs of the Leedas. However, as he descended, Knar'gank turned around and grabbed his arm, stopping him on his tracks.


 * Knar'gank - yor tryin ta sneek on...wat da hell?
 * Gol'thabex - yeh i recognised dat tekneek...wait wat
 * ??? - yoo dun recogniz yaselv? dats a shame dat is

The figure threw Knar'gank away by his arm. The other Leedas were quickly alerted.


 * ??? - boss Graz'kaoz wants ya heds
 * Fre'kloar - nao nao WHO DA FUK AR YOO
 * ??? - me? im da ultimate dark sneeka. names Gnak'rak

Knar'gank's eyes widened. Then he grinned.


 * Knar'gank - always been curius as to wat my dark counterpart is liek. but i bet yoo ent as sneeky as me
 * Gnak'rak - ive seen yoo sneekin. its terribru. yor all terribru dats whai i left an joined Gratz hes gonna kill all of yas dumbos
 * Knar'gank - im gonna enjoy outsneekin ya...
 * Gnak'rak - fite me den
 * Knar'gank - nah...a plain fite ent wat i had in mind. lets test whos da sneekiest...

Gnak'rak put himself in a battle pose, but a second later, let go of it and put his dagger down.


 * Gnak'rak - akshually we eint fightin. i poot a buncha boomz all ova da ship whil no one wus lookin
 * Zalk'don - YEEEEEEEEEEH BOOMZ!!!!...wait
 * Knar'gank - good job. wat ya want me ta do about it
 * Gnak'rak - dai fer one. nao bai enjoy ya last minutes

Gnak'rak laughed mockingly and disappeared ina puff of smoke.


 * Voa'reak - OH NO HE PLANTED PANTS ON DA SHIP

The Loron all screamed. Knar'gank, however, grinned. He then turned to Gol'thabex.


 * Knar'gank - cuzzy bro. yoo kno how ta deactivat bomz too rite?
 * Gol'thabex - yeh, i do. a littel.

Knar'gank then turned to Rel'larutina.

Knar'gank - ''yoo shut up. im yor only hope. im da only one who can deactivat dese fings wivout blowin dem up. im also da only one who can find dem cuz i kno how dis geeza finks''
 * Knar'gank - go get me bom disposal stoof. an kal'kuir, get da bomm detecta. oh an whil yor at it kalkuir finish work on dat wepon yoo were makin fer me an rel get to da kichen
 * Grak'tona - WHO POOT YOO IN CHARGE I DUN SEE A CROWN IN YA HED
 * Rel'larutina - You won't have a head if we don't deactivate these explosives!

Kal'kuir got out his bomm detecta, which appeared an oversized metal detector.


 * Kal'kuir - ITS BEEPIN ALL OVA DA DAM PLACE
 * Knar'gank - gud. get gol one too. gol yoo work on da lowa floors imma work on da higha ones. imma also get ma sneekas ta help.

With only minutes left, Knar'gank and Gol'thabex hurried around the ship. They had some very good ideas as to where to look form the bombs, and the Detecta helped them even more. Hidden in cafe's, in random lockers, in changing rooms, in bathrooms, in bars and all the sorts of places Loron wouldn't look, it was pretty clever, admittedly. But removing them was far more difficult than finding them.

The bombs were so delicate, that even the slightest wrong move would blow the entire ship. Knar'gank and Gol'thabex had to be incredibly careful. They also had to check, double check and triple check for any traps around them. They also had to hurry. No other Loron would be able to handle the pressure of needing to deactivate them so quick, while still remaining careful. But the two cousins were cut out for the job. Gnak'rak had not anticipated having two people rush to deactivate the bombs, and was sure Knar'gank could not do it on his own. In a way, he was right; Knar'gank could certainly not, but the two cousins could.

And seconds before the final bomb was about to blow, the ship was fine. Knar'gank and Gol'thabex returned to the command bridge, grinning and looking incredibly smug, as they then sat down and lay back on the sofa, as if waiting to be delivered praise and pizza.


 * Rogue Geek - All bombs have been deactivated. Good to see someone here knows more of the ship than just the dining room.
 * Knar'gank - pretty impressive, huh
 * Grak'tona - ok i gotta admit dat wus sik
 * Fre'kloar - man Knar yor dark countapart is a hoog wanka i swer nex time dun let him escape an frikin kill him
 * Knar'gank - dats difficult. imma hav ta outsneek him somehow
 * Kal'kuir - expect ta meet him agen. an we shuld all take care cus if he can jus pop up in our ship like dis it meens wes vulnerabul
 * Knar'gank - yeh. oh an can i hav free pizza fer dis
 * Fre'kloar - mite as well. OI CHIKZ GET KNAR AN GOL A PIZZA