User:Samog/Willism

Willism is a religion that is similar to Christianity/Judaism/Islam. Except not at all.

=Willist Beliefs= The Willist system is generally monotheistic, however, different demigods or "devs" frequently appear in the holy texts. All life comes down from one being, referred to as "Will Wright" and other variations, such as "WW" or "THE WILL". Wright is assisted by various beings in his tasks. There are also other distinct beings known as "Sid Meier!", who is generally a mysterious outside force (less powerful than Will) and "Peter Molyneux", who is regarded by many Willists to be evil-in-a-can.

Deities

 * Will Wright
 * Peter Molyneux
 * Sid Meier!
 * Devs

Prophets
The most notable prophet in Willist doctrine is Gaming Steve. There are others, however, Steve has recieved the most divine inspiration.

Knights
Those who have accomplished truly noble deeds become honorary Knights.

The Most Holy Order of Freud
"I dub thee Sigmund Wahh.

Rise, Sigmund Wahh."

The Most Holy Order of Freud is a title bestowed upon those who have performed bold and noble deeds, or maybe just made one too many phallic references.

Knights of Freud: 762 is likely to become a knight of Freud.
 * Sigmund Wahh

The Circle of R
"I dub thee R. Hydromancerx, second in rank only to those in the Most Holy Order of Freud." One can only be accepted into the Circle of R if they have done something that interests the priesthood.

Guardians of R:
 * R. Hydromancerx
 * R. Zuka

Priests
The Willist priests hold remarkably little power, except that they control who is accepted into the Knighthood and what goes into the religious texts. So they hold all power.

High Priest
"Yne Gemewctemy amb Nccy Blwlme Canco Thqi Dimibujimth emv Nukth Vobomi Kenuh Zie, ne lc opeay Qi ok hshieth Zie, mcpcnl' nln Gushkqof qon" Samog is the High Priest. Any questions?

Lesser Priests
"Cym yne teccep 'plecyc Zie, up thi jikkish fshoikthk Me nawe mcme Zie, gi qebi mumi Mcvtb zcv tlke yc ge cme? Zie, guwjv zuw josi thu di umi?"

HowTo:Become_a_Willist_Priest
Apply at our offices today! We'll see if you have what we want.

Priests get wonderful benefits such as:
 * Ever wondered what the Clash of the Clans, Culid, and Willist writings really mean? Well, too bad. The translation is largely one-way. Put in some effort, you lubbers! You'll figure it out soon enough!
 * Your own book of the Willist Texts.
 * Knighting (super)powers.

Due to their services, Oviraptor, Leng, and LadyM would all get their e-priest robes with less effort than the rest of you. Any questions? To EA with you!

Book of Samog
I edit this.

Book of Sandbox
The Great Book of Sandbox was agreed to by many priests and it was made by an organization of priests that, see the sandbox as the aftergame, when you finish your game you go into the aftergame these games are chosen during your life due to your actions


 * Sims, Simcity, Spore, Simearth etc. Is the Great Aftergame Will's Realm


 * Civilization. Is a more mysterious Purgitory-like aftergame where you do the same things as you did in your game over and over. Sid's Realm


 * Black & White & Dungeon Keeper. Are known as the Undergame where you are in misery. Peter's Realm

These Realms are also showed and predicted due to the Dev's character.

GDCE 05 Visions of the Promice Land
Someone fill in the spore Demo video information and its impact on the community.

Words With God
Somone fill in Prophet Gaming Steve's interview with WW.

The FanArt Awakening
The FanArt Awakening star out as simple tribute to Will's image, but spread through out the forum into many cults. These cults have spread all over with beasts big and small. Ones weird and simple but all pale in comparison to the sacred Willosaurs. The Willosaurus is the divine creature made by "The Will" himself.

Fantastic Spore Cult
This secret group of followers has banded together to create the prefect creature. One that could be worthy of "The Will's" approval. This group of artisans includes R. Hydromancerx, Areku, Huggkruka, Kcon and Jaleho. Within their secret temple they work hard upon this creature away from the prying eyes of rest of the Willistic Fanatics. It is prophesied that this creation will be so great even to rival the holy Willosaurus. While others say it could be the Anti-Wright!

The inner sanctum and the workings of the Fantastic Spore temple has been kept secret even from the High Priest, although the existence of the group has been evident since the creation of Jaleho's secret project (later incorporated into SporeWiki here). Though it is doubtful that so few people could create the Anti-Wright, certain comments made by members of the group would indicate that there is more to this than meets the eye. fnord The Fantastic Spore hold unclear amounts of power, though they do control at least one person's thoughts through Jaleho's icons.