Fiction:Da Rogue Boyz/Da Peepz

Da Rogue Boyz Relashionz=

Da Homies


nah dere eint any homies

Da Divipeepz

 * how tuff is dem: not as tuff as da boyz
 * wat dey is: tasty lookin spodeboyz
 * shuld we kill dem: nah

dem Divipeepz giv us pizza an blign fer us ta kill sum wannabes in dat Andromeda galacsi deyz safe fer now but ONLY FER NOW ENNIT?

Da Tralkik Geekz

 * how tuff is dem: pretty tuff
 * wat dey is: just sum geekz
 * shuld we kill dem: eh mehbeh lata

dem tralkik geekz gave us dese sik tech but sum of dem joined UNO how dums dat? we eint sure wat ta do wiv dem dey dunt taste dat guud

Da Telzie Boyz

 * how tuff is dem: wimps
 * wat dey is: wimp burds
 * shuld we kill dem: probably

we just havnt eeted dem yet cus Kolossus asked us not to

Zaarkhuns lot

 * how tuff is dem: pretty tuff
 * wat dey is: zaarkhun an his doods
 * shuld we kill dem: dunno

Zaarkhun was sik man dey helped us but now he joined forces wiv da Wranploer we eint sure if wes safe anymor mehbeh we shuld eet him

Da GTFO

 * how tuff is dem: no idea
 * wat dey is: Roshisizs lot
 * shuld we kill dem: eh

da GTFO is too sekritiv fer our likin but still Kolossus asked us not ta kill dem so meh

Da Drac Geeks

 * how tuff is dem: dey put a guud fite
 * wat dey is: red geekz
 * shuld we kill dem: lata

we battared yoo onc an stole yor drone geekz hur hur hur mehbeh lata we can fite yoo agen fer lauffs

Da UNO

 * how tuff is dem: DEYZ WIMPS
 * wat dey is: BUNCHA DUM PEEPZ
 * shuld we kill dem: YEH MAN

YOO AN YOR NICE LORON MUST DAI MAN YOR A DISGRACE AN WE EXIST TA BATTA YOO

Ded Peepz

 * Groop Gratz'kaoz'''
 * how tuff wus dem: TUFF AS HELL
 * wat dey wus: gratzs peepz
 * we killed dem: YEH

garzt wus like our worst enemy bak in da past man he wus like da scariest loron who eva lived still we managed ta batta him an get his boyz ta join us it wus propa sik


 * Da Nites'''
 * how tuff wus dem: pretty tuff
 * wat dey wus: hell idunno man de wus weird like dat
 * we killed dem: aktually nah

da Tyranite boyz were propa weird man dey were meety an all tuff an hard an bad an dey battared UNO an da Kralgies. cus of dem we left Ottzello ya see. WE DIDNT RAN AWAY WE ONLY RETREETED TAKTICALLY ENNIT? NOW SHUT UP OR IMMA EET YAS

Quotes aboot Da Boyz= "The Loron think they're so hard, they're all like we watch a murder when the victim is eaten and they all go "Why're you laughing? You're next!" then our good old Captain Dakster absolutely MURDERED THEM! They only allied because they're scared of us."

- Ottzellian Empire (they can talk)

"I'm getting a bit concerned for the Lorons. They don't follow any religion, they just stuff their gobs all day and take the mic out of others. They have no social skills. Maybe we should teach them?"

- Galots

"Name:Loron. Personality:Act all hard. Good:Similar personality to us Bad:They called us geeks, they're insignificant, they attacked us. Conclusion:EXTERMINATE!"

- Grox

"They will make good allies... We will rule them... The Allies will pay... They will eat cheesecake... IF THEY OBEY US!"

- Ssik

"I wonder if the Loron have a figthing style...If so, I would like to test it against ours."

- Khazurhal Angazhar, Demon King of the Deathmarch

"The Lorons will feast... feast upon the destruction that will come swiftly to their pitfall civilization! The very air around them is tarnished with the blood already spilled upon them by themselves."

- Vartekian Empire

"Hah! The Loron the most idiotic species the DCP has ever encountered. Barely sapient these savage barbarians believe they have won so many victories in our war, even though they are quite minor.  The DCP is enjoying to blast their planets and systems, as we use them to test our newest weapons on!"

- Emperor Wormulus II

"The Loron will be vanquished, as my great army rides the stars in search of the next system. I will crush all who lies before me, I will destroy all things Loron, and end their savage regime! Prepare Loron, prepare to suffer horribly under my energy mace!"

- Warlord Titanozor of the DCP.

"The Loron are an evil and idiotic race that have grow to large to handle they have only surived this long due to their sheer size the Grox tell us they soon will no longer be a problem."

- Taxton Grand Council

"The latest insulting adjective to enter our language; Loronic!."

- Captain Ingcos

"Fools, barbarians and incapable of enlightenment. Just one word: blasphemy. And just one word what to do with them. EXTERMINATE!"

- Spiritmaster Tadjeleon

"The Loron are interesting, and like us in many ways, i just hope that the party goes well!"

- Captain Arian

"Hmmmm loron might be useful to us.(Seeing a loron trying to eat a stick.) Or maybe not."

- Darkling Empire

"The Loron think they're so tough. Eating other species, killing for no reason whatsoever...that's just sick. They had better hope they stay peaceful with us."

- Tybusen Empire

"The Loron are probably the most unintelligent beings in the galaxy, no, the Universe. They think they will rule everyone. Have they met the Xhodocto? The Vartekians? The CSA? The whole Universal community will laugh while their last survivor is murdered."

- Sylit Republic

"Bigfatstupidaliensaywhat?!"

- Tybusen Empire, in response to the Loron's declaration of war.

"The Loron aggrivate us to an extent that we do not understand. We cannot comprehend their knowledge's extent. Such a small brain in such a large cranium cap. If they tried to eat a Xhodocto they would burn inside out."

- Khazurhal Draguros/Kamik-Shi, Supreme Demon King of the Deathmarch

"The Zazane-Loron Alliance is finished! Prepare to die, Loron! Death, Destruction, and Total Extinction!!"

- Lordess Nix, Queen of the Zazane

"The Loron think they're so tough, well they better meet our big weapons because they will blow them away!!!!A message in the language:We are da big one's now, you are da geekz, you are da stupid Loron oups not da Lorons but da Morons like da Xhodocto said."

"We are extremely angry at the Loron for their new OtzDie. That's pure evil! They must be destroyed! But we can't kill them- they have 4 invincible dimensions!"

- Galot

"We find it strange that such a creature could've even developed sentience, let alone space travel. Most of the space in their rather large skull is devoted to keeping their undersized and underworked brain barely functional, which we find rather amusing."

- Salsetthe Exobiologist Qagh'var

"we are new to this species and are disgusted how the brains of the loron have been allowed to rot to this extent"

- Greux empire

"We will stop our attack, as long as they stop theirs!"

- Tarchin Ko, the new King of the Zazane

"We are friends with them, but lets face the facts: they're stupid. They barely know their lefts from their rights!"

- Bibiulor Empire

"We applaud them for being at war with the Tybusen, but they're still just mindless barbarians. Even the Tybusen think we're better than them! And we hate fried chicken!"

- Levisala Empire

"Loron Morons. A bunch of idiots they are. How did they even turn space faring? Did they get blasted in the head after they went in space or something?"

- Birdaraptor Empire

"We have use for them, and they have use for us. They are creepy and unpleasant and very good at subduing a population"

- Excation empire Representative

"Seeing that one of the most powerful empire in this realtiy created them i do not wish that my most prized creation the Taxton destroy them rather contain them none the less it is my divde will to preseve them however my bansihment pervents me."

- Senkra

"Loron, yer' a discrase to the universe and I cannot' see how you think anything is eatable, also be on the lookout for our skynormus (he loves that word) fleets of ships who will be attackin' you on sight. Ya got that soldier?"

- General Gargarenis

"ALLIES!! We want to ally with everyone even if they are bad baddies or nasty wastties!"

- The Reckzo

"The Loron are a stupid species and we do not wish to be associated with such barbarians"

- Old Taldar Writings

"A species cocky enough to dare to insult us must die."

- Traffphyds

"GRRRAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!"

- Descended Tyraz, new king of the Zazane Empire.

"A dangerous and cunning species, although we are not at war with them, we consider them neutral and keep caution with them. However, they are a force to be reckoned with and have great potentials, whether they will be good or evil. We hope to one day improve our Galactic Relations with the Loron."

- Empress Ramashe of Rambo Nation

"Loron,Grox,Humans their all idots broken up by warmanogers and power hungrey dictaors."

- A Unknown Alien

"The Lorons love to eat alot hmm..... well then, let them eat their fear when are done destroying the worlds they own. When they're all in hell, lets just say, I hope they have a great time with their friends of the Xhodocto."

- Captain Benjamin XII

"You might think yourselves powerful, but let me say this: One day you will make one too many enemies, and then all the crude insults you can muster will not save you. It is my fervent hope that I live to see that day."

- Ja'Dan Fleetfather of the Fordan Empire

"The Loron are a changing matter. We never expected them to be such a malicious empire until we read their file. It looks like they will have to learn a lesson or two."

- Maj. Estadd

"Foul treachous pests!"

"MAN DESE GUYS SO FLIPPIN DUM DEY SEY DEY B REAL LORON BUT DEY ARE WEAK AN SMALL AN BLU AND DEY HAVE TINY CHIKZ. IM HAPPY I DONT NEED TA WORK WIF DEM ANYMORE CUS DEY B ALWAYS LIKE "HUR HUR HUR LOOK AT ME IM STRONG" AND DEN I'M LIKE "SHOO" AND DEN THEY IS DED HUR HUR HUR GO DIE IN HELL YA COPYCATS"

- Da Propa Big Bad Boss Dark Zr'Ahgloth of the

"The females have potential. The males, well, we are surprised they can accomplise simple body functions."

- The Junction Mind

"Lorons are the thorn and roses.We use Captured Lorons for cure testing.We once tested new cure for transparency on a Loron with that disease! It worked! THANK YOU GUINEA LORONS!!!! YOU ARE SO LORONLY!!!!"

- Maniccot Scientist

"Eat! Eat! I gotta eat!"
 * Themselves

- A Loron counsellor

"Call off your fighta before I blast it to pieces."

- Thr'aloy, Omnipotent of the Loron

"Da galaxy is filled wiv weirdos... for Loronz ta crush... den eat... den Lorons can do the boogie-woogie!"

- Another counsellor... he's nearly right, isn't he?

"Grox are gay."

- A little Loron kid.. he's wrong, they're not very happy ever, are they?

"I believe I can fly... oh yeah, I got wings, donnI?"

- The same little kid

"How long must we put up with dese allies? Eat em already!"

- Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth

"We is da Loron ,we is da best. We is gonna kill yas ,we not rest!"

- Loron chant