User:Amarian

COLONY 7
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treegins! htis si het Amarian pireme. Fater recating situlbe chetlonogy orf oury eawk, mislep clivitionz, ew rea nifalyl abel ot sned a stranissmion ot ouy.

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Greetings! This is the Amarian Empire. After creating suitable technology for your weak, simple civilization, we are finally able to send a transmission to you.

~BEEP~ ~English-speak enabled~

We apologize for the temporary flash.

Our goal here is to add to the mighty Spore Wiki, which is the database that we shall use in all of our computers in the future.

About us
We have a long history, so complicated that your puny brains would fry attempting to understand it all. Never mind that - what you need to know is that we are the most advanced race in the entire area galaxy universe.

Beware of irritating us. If you do so, we shall fry you and eat you; we have very good chefs who will be only too happy to help.

Sincerely, Amaria